WILL BE BIG TIME
Lisson, folk3, and we'll tell
tou of something to which we
woro tinned oil' t'other day
There ain't many as what knows
about it. and we mav be reveal
intr State Secrets in divulging
this, but we always did like to
take a Chance. Anyhow, we
were standing on the curb atone
somewhere in at. .Johns one day
last week, and n friend of ours
savs to us. confidentially like:
"Where you' iroin' to go on Sat
urday evening. February Mth,
inst?" You can see he was edu
cated when he used that "inst."
I consulted my date book and
found that the aforesaid date
was unoccupied, whereupon 1
proceeded to say, careless like,
"Oh, 1 didn't hnve any particu
lar nlaco to iro outside of going
down to Portland." Then he
looked around again careful, as
if he didn't want any one to
hear, and whon he had male
sure that the ncighorhood was
absent of strangern, ho told me
that there was going to bo a big
mob at a Valentino I'arty and
Dance that was going to bo hdd
in St. Clement's Hall on the par
ticular date nforo mentioned.
Well, air, my face lighted up so
much Hint one not aciiuxinlud
with my sedate manners arid hab
its would havo taken an oath Ihut
I had boon flomenhore in which
the first stnto of pork sausage
can't see ycry well. Hut boin' as
what 1 don't I didn't. I at once
became enthusiastic, or words to
that effect, and decided that the
commonwonllh should bucomu
participator in my d'racovory
without the individual who hnd
spillod thu Limns knowing there
of. My chnnce came when lie
was called out of town on busi-(mention. Now, i am telling you
ness. bo l am just passing tnc an about this so that you won't
good news along and I trust that; forget to como, as evory last one
all my friends will bo there en
masse. That's French for host
clothes. And I hopo that m
emios will also be there, bet
I want to show them some o
new steps I learned when 1 wus
on my vacation last summer in
Alfafa Grove. Anyhow 1 know
that we arc a iroin' to have one
swell time. Just think, it wont
cost anything to get in to the
Hall. That's an inducement to
to the richest and poorest even
the Scotch amirociato the idea
Thon thcro will bo pretty baskets
with bts of swe feed in them,
nronared by the nicost women in
the country, and these will be
raided on tho wheel so that ev
oryone will havo a chance to get
one. I here will no no blanks,
as it is absolutely no confidence
game, except that wu tako ovcry
one into our confidenco on that
night. Then whon all tho bns
kets havo been rallied there wil
bo lots else to eat and everyone
will oat nnd thoro'II bo water
also. Ami atler all that is un
ished there'll bo a band that will
mako all former musical concer-
ta sound like the elTorts of a
mouth organ in the claws of a
man with asthma. Believe me,
thoro'II bo Homo jnzzin' pulled off
when our osnccia It so ected or
chestra tears loose; there'll bo
sounds of ovorythin' from a uk
clolo to a pipo organ, or.,iVtirliz-
cr. as the Htvlislies call it nowa
days. Fveryono, young, and
them that woro, can trip the light
fantastic. I learned that word at
College, without intorforirr with
one anothor m feelings or feet.
And there'll bo valontinas. too.
livo onoa anyway. And there'll
bp otlur things too numerous to
We carry a full line of Edison Blue
.Records and Disk Records to play on all
machines, also full line of Phonograph
JNecessities.
The STtbaoivara
202 N. Jersey St.
SIioii
Ooverland Creamery
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Pasteurized Milk and Cream
Fresh Buttermilk Daily
Phone Columbia 659
you know will bo there, nnd you
wont have a good time any place
city that night, bo
ot the time, the place,
,t . ing. If your lady friend
wants to go elsewhere, put your
foot down while you yet have
time and insist that she go
where you want that one partic
ular night. This will be to her
advantage and yours. The same
holds good for young ladies with
their fiances, I guess that's the
way to spelt it; it means one
that's goin' to bo but isn't. So,
folks, wo'll say so long till we
meet you in St. Clement's Hall
on Valentino night, Saturday,
February Mth. Come early and
avoid excessive crowding. We
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tun. auum eigiu. ou uun i imp- xr,
get. Reported. fj
COMMUNICATION
ONHAM & CURRIER
The Store That Cares For You
EVERYTHING FOR MEN TO WEAR
Dry Goods and Shoes for Everybody
I J h
. Johns Review: In B W . , mtSA V
issue of tho Review m W W I
an article on the mr--JWMUV )Wm
n with which 1 wish i w .7rmMlh!j
A.
Portland Manufacturing Co.
I MANl'FAlViTUliUS 01'
I Panels, Berry Boxes, Coffee Drums, Ex
celsior Grape Boxes, Egg Case Stock,
and all kinds of Veneer
FACTORY, TOOT OP RICHMOND STRI-I-T J
ij Sunset Cash Grocery j
111 Philadelphia Street I
Phone Columbia 11-18
The Store thnt cnrrles the best high grade
goods and sells at tho lowest prices
We Deliver Your Wants Kroo Every Day
Fine Granulated Sugar, per pound , I2'c
Van Camp's linked Ileuiut in Tumwto Sauce, No. 1. two cans 25c k
Van Camp's y, two caiw y5c
Hlmstu llrwml Teas, lfc chu, six chiw . , . ,, Kf)C S
O Good Iowa Com Iflc cu, duaou , , $1,75 5
Hnucy Iowa Com HQc can, tint canii , . , fi5c X
5 Fancy California Ueans, tritigli JJOc can, throe for fjfic
f
X uuo1 lfic own, dozen S1.7f5
Host Parlor Matches, extra hue Waxes., doiun 7()c
Carnntlon Milk, forgo earns l.Jc enn, doon l.c,r)
Horilcu's Milk, large enns .e can, ilu4m 1.05
Jersey llelle Milk, two eaiw , 25c
Carnation 01 Moulen'si, Iwby jiine, 7e ottii, doen 80c
Small Hahy Ikcts. a jool liny, jer can 20c
Wcuson Oil, pis. .0c, qt 80c. half gal . .81.55
tmioin un, pis. -iuc, its. i half gnls
Koyol Club Coffee 55c. Il, a Hi. chu . . .
Koluer's Comrade Coffee .15c lb. Jill .
Sunset Special Mewl Coffe aBc lb., H I Us
IfolKer s Shakta Teas. Jan. (luunowtler. India ami
. -
r I I. ir . . .
wcyiuu, nan pouiui pMCKnge
M. J. H. Tree Tea, Japan, India and Coylon, yi lb. pkgs
Shredded Wheat. Me package, three for
Post Toasties. Mc package, three for
urape jsuts, 16c jmckage, six for
. 150
SI. GO
i.ao
. 1.00
...25c
irr
2f)C O
10c t
...10c t
...85c I
35c I
30 r
..5
i I Swift's Silver Leaf Lard,' lb.,
Swift's Pearl Shortening, lb.
smelly iev Lndo lls, dozen
Jersey Belle Butter 65c per lb.
Morshmallow Golden Syrup, always tellable, 2 lb. t
cans a2c, fi lb. cans 70c, 10 lb. caus $i 5 T
Wedding Hell Cane-and Maple, 2yi lb cans 50c, 5 lb. cans . . )0c f
Kastern Corn Meal, (yellow or white) sack. 155c
Whole Wheat, Graham or Rye Flour, sack. 75c
Editor St
tho lust
thcro appeared
nark (iiicstio
to tako oxccDtion. l am no; u
inembor of the Community Club,
but intend to join it. I havt
talked to several ncr.ioiiH who
HlKticd tho potitiona for the Ca
iilea tract, and the majority re-
rot thoir act. They unid that
they hnd boon too haaty and had
not ncnni mc oincr skiu oi me
argument. If tho Caples tract
wus Holectcd it would be too
.small for a park and could only bo
UKod as a playground, if a com
munity IioiiHo wus built there
would bo no room for base ball
irroundH or tenniH courts. Why
pick this makeshift for a park
when only thrco blockH farther
on thoro is nn ideal location? It
will only bo n year at most be
fore we will bo compelled to build
new liiuh school.
Whoro will we put it? There
would bo no room for a school
and atlilotic Hold in the Cnplcs
tract, no wo would nave to liny
anothor site. More expense! Wi
will only tret this one chnnce for
a park in ht. Johns, so let's hav
a L'ood ono while wo'ru about
Wo don't want to make a hasty
choice and thon regrot it for the
rest of our lives. In tho "wood
cd tract" tharo is ample room
for u community house, snim
ming pool, new school, athletic
leiii. ami playground ail n one
sito. If this site was selected
wo would not ncod to go to the
expense oi purchasing two or
three nitos for park and-school
when ono would he latter. Kvon
"wooded trn:t ' was ne
ffould not be u largo as
i Park by about thr
xuea, Trliilu Columbia Park is
about three timos as large as
the uiplus tract. As for any
danger to children arising from
the railroad cut, there is just
as much if not more from die
streetficar lino which runs di
roctly in front of tho Caples
tract, lax payer.
il Ktu jwm 4PfV
r5xmvfr. Jim
a
rur.
Your Spring sewing is in your mind; now
is the opportune time to plan it. You will
be pleased with the showing of bright, new
dependable fabrics at our store. There are
French Serges, Printed Voiles, Crepes, Crepe
de Chine and 'Georgette, Taffetas and Mes
salines. The Ginghams and Devonshires
never were prettier. And the prices are not
prohibitive. But you will earn a sum of
money if you buy a Butterick Pattern and
make your own dress.
m
The Mallory Hat is a staple hat; a hat designed
to become the average man and make him a man
of distinction. We have a large assortment from
which to select.
or jjjj
umis oi tiiaiikfl notices are
charged for at tho rate of lifty
cents each. Persons desiring to
navo such notices publishud
should make a note of this.
Urlng in your Job printing wblli
yon think of It. Don't wait until you
ro entirely out. Wo aru equipped
to turn out noat ami ttaty prluUnf
Hosiery is the meat of a business like ours.
We strive to give you the very best values the mark
et affords. We wear hosiery ourselves and wear it
hard so that we are in a position to judge what we
are getting. We have passed the experimental
stage and carry only the brands of hosiery for all
ages that are dependable.
The demands of this locality have been met
from month to month in spite of the shortage of
merchandise that has prevailed for the past two
years. With the Spring arrivals our store will be
just full of all the things that go to the clothing of
all members of the family.
BONHAM & CURRIER
L E. ROSE, Mgr. Men's Dept.
VIiii your boy piny, ilrcm lifm hi a
Milt oriCovsrulU, old ulioo ami cap, lie
will then ffcl free to roll In the dirt as
nil boyt thoultl.
Hut when the ilrou up time come you
want lilm to look as well n any little
iiMii, A nil that Iim It should he. You
can tint your boy at our utore In nil of
Uie clothe; piny suits anil drcst suit.
Our prices are not as hluji as the City
Mores; we do not have In mid 30 to tic
coit before we can figure profits.
Patronize the homo merchant.
LairdsCash Grocery
108 North Jersey Street
PHONE COLUMBIA GIG
Next Door to the St. Johns Review
A Strictly Cash Store for the most
Careful Cash Buyer.
Canmliou Milk, liiecau Mo. do. $.t
Kotilcu's Milk, lurt;c can Mc. doc. 1.06
Molly llrutul Milk 2 Urge cans c
VellolwH Milk 2 lrj;e can Jtflo
Uorduu's aud CuriMtlou 6 sumll can Wc
Dig auilmmit of Canned I'ruit In
Syrup t these SpecUl Prices
l'aucy I'tMehes, Clines, 1'roe Stoues
botli sliced nml ludves larue enn. . .85c
Cherries toxtra cbolc) Uirge can . . . .34c
riuuen, exti fancy, Irtr'o wu 35c
Pears, extra fancy, lare can 36c
llluckbcrrics in No. 2 etuis ior can. . .35c
um l.nulc riueappltts. .lie, 0c, fc, 10c
Del Monte Apricots larjje can 40c
Jelly the fjlas
.3fc
J1.00
..ao
.26c
.ec
asc
Sic
CHAMBERS COMPANY
J. C. Cluinlu rs Mrs. II, U. Invry
Funeral Directors
21S-250 Killluj-sworlh Aveime
I'OHTI.ANl), OUHC.ON'
relri))4iues: Wotxlluwu 300 C lift!
Jtr. thsmbrr is the only O. A. K,
uuduttMksf iu the cltj of Portland.
IVmnNl Nttrntinn and suiMrvisinu
Hlvm to rrHnKi'uieuts,
IuiH)tted Jam iu 13 o. tl at
Raspberry Jelly iu bulk inir lb. . . .
Suull white lleans 10c lb. U lbs...
Red Mexican lleaus 3 lUs
ltxtra I'aucy Lim.i Hcaus S lUs
Uet Rice 2 lbs.
itolled Oats clean nnd white 3 lbs..
llest Klbo Cut Macaroni Si lbs
Sjilwxctti, Noottles ami Macaroni
iu 10c pki-s, 8 pkfjs for 26c
Just arrival, pure imputed Italian
VirKiu Olive Oil all sires, .f'2.00 to 26c
Maiola Salad Oil, pts. 40c; o,ts.7te;
iinii kkuuus..,, Jt.40
Swill's Silver Leaf I.ard lb. aic
' ' a. White the lb no
te Sip, 4 bars Sttc
Soup, 4 bars jjjo
' on JHMp, 3 bars fr ttc
l'alui Olive Soap, 3 for. ... , S6c
Skat per can , jl0
Match i Utxus for...... J6v
Ivory White Toolh I'ieks, 6 baxos . . .Oic
Urge Rolls Toilet lMhir, 4 rails. Sfc
Ihiiiilrwls of other bargains through
out our store. Try ami e us.
FRKSH l-'ROM THIS 11AKKRY
n layer enke is a dreatn to behold
and a joy to taste. I.Ight ns a sun
beam, with filliiiK that simply can
not be described, the cake will prove
a royai treat. At your next auair
order one and you'll make yourself
lamoiis xor your spleiuiui Hospitality.
Kt hut the best. Orders taken for Wedding Cake.
Fennlng's Bakeryand Delicatessen
1 1 5 North Jersey Street
QUONTi TONCi CAFE
Try Chop Siu-v aud Noolles at itomilar
l";1". iime niaoe pastry every nay at
vaic oi .mciu. We erve hrniVfuit
ul ihuiier. Oixa fnm 6 a. in. to 12 t.
ui.-lOUS. Jersey street.
Before Buying
Roofing, Building Paper,
Lime, Cement. Plaster,
Paints and Oils,
Doors, Windows,"
Coal and Briquets, Hay and Feed,
Groceries,
Auto Supplies or Hardware,
Get Prices From
Home Mercantile Co.
209 West Burlington Street
ST. JOHNS, OREGON
Knights and Ladies of Security
St. Johns Council 2775
krxulu butlntM mtclluu lit anS lit Miliar.
Open niftluiM. to tlit imbfic sn m.wtxn m4
aiul4th Mond)i, Vt.ttor aod lutmtxrt
JUily InviltJ la attend at falckntr
Laitfel Lodge, 1, 0, 0, F,
Meets each Monday evening in Odd f el
los hall at 7:3o, A cordial welcome to
all visltlnK brothers, '
C. V. phl. ti Q Carl leckman. Y. .
Joe KeUiu, K. See. O. W. Norin, lu,si.
,i,''JL,'"k-TrJ' t
St. Johns Camp No. 7546
Modern Woodmen of Amrlcn.
We heartily solicit the atttndsnsV (
our members at our regular rutttlaffs
every 2d aud 4th Thursday evening.
A. I. Marcy. Irvln Gromschey, Clwk
Consul. 910 N. Syrscuss.
HOLMES LODGE NO. 101
KMCttTS or I'VlltlAS
Meets every Friday night at
7:30 o'clock iu DICKNBR
Hall, Visitors always
come.
ANDY KERR, C. C.
Woodmen of the World
St. Johns Camp 773
Meet every Thursday evening la
I. O. O. F. Hall, Leavitt and Jertey
streets. Visitors always welcoma.
N. J. Simmons, C. C; R. C, Clark. Clerk.
DORIC LODGE NO. 132
A. P. and A. M.
Meets the first and third
Wednesdayof each mouth
in Bickner's Hall. VUi
tors welcome.
A.R. Davis, V. M.
A. W. Davis. Secretary.
Keep
Your
Patronize tho
tisers.
on
ROGERS
Koview ndver-
2
PAT'S
Barber Shop Z
108 N. Jersey St.
Urinsr in 'our job printing.
Dr. N. E. McAlisfer
PENINSULA BANK BLDG.
Ollice Phone Columbia 251
Residence Phone 31365
St. Johns, Portland, Oregon
Don't send your printing out
of town.
Minerva Chapter No. 105. 0. E.S.
Meets every first and
third Tuesday of each
month in Bickner's Hall.
Visitors welcome.
Catherine K Stephen!, U M
Bette V Tost. Sec.
in; S. Princeton afreet
United Artisans
Willumbia Assembly No. 30O
Meets every Toeday at 8 P. M.
I. . 0. F. BALL, Ccrstr Jtruy tti Uav4tt 5.
L. K, Simons, M. A.
Mary Roberts, Sec'y Pro Tem.