Lots of water, - "" "
Ltttlo food,
Thinner clothloff,
l'lensant mood,
Living simply,
Olrl In white,
Mnko the summer
Out of stent!
Chicago Inter Ocean.
fri?T?ro VTTO T-TrN'M'T? jrPTMg
IXJlr&k f XJJk. AJLWl'AJLK P'lp)
' ,s- n
- ... - irf , -,r
Knlckcr-ITow do you remember to
water the plnnts when your wlfo is
nwny?
Docker I keop 'em In tho bnthtub.
Now York Sun,
The nkked truth will have Its fllna-
It shows up nil our nets
For them's no wny to cloak a thing
Thnt's made up of linro facts.
-Cincinnati Enquirer.
"drnclous, Smith, old boy, how nr
you? I hnvon't Boon you In agea. You
nro nltercd. I nhoiilil Bonrcely know
you again."
"Excuse mo. sir; my tinmo Is not
Smith."
"drcnt ScottI Your nnmo nltercd ns
wolir'-Wnsp.
"t'vo got a greenback," said tho frog.
Til need II, too, nil right,
For I am going to attend
Tlie fanoy hop tonight"
Pittsburgh Press.
"MurrlnKO tf odd. You ndd ono to
ono nud mnko one."
"How HliiKUlnrl" Judge.
Jes' when n feller's drowsln
Wlii-rn river lirccxcs creep
A nh comes tuggln at his line,
Dliturbln of his steep.
No rest for tho weary
Tho world Is rotlln' wrong
To bo awakened from a dream
lly a flsh thron Inches longl
Atlanta Constitution.
"Whnt In Dcraonnl mncni'tlsm?"
"I'orsonnl iiMKnotlmn," replied the
mnmiKer, "fa wlmt nnnlilcH n tmiu to
ntnud up mid keep tho nudloncu Inter
csted In n lecture without thu 1110 of
movliiK iilcturoH." Washington Klnr.
Ms sued to break his father's will
Ilo'd lrt n for I ii no great
The young man got ths virtlkl nud
Ills lawyers tho ustnto.
- Kxchitmrr
"Did you nollco thnt fellow nt tin
Onhcum right oppoNlto imV"
"Tlmt good looking fellow with tho
tun milt nud red necktlo7 No. Why?
Wisconsin Kphlnx.
Pretty brldo In his canoe,
Rre you paddta off with him
Msten-I would iiuostlon youi
Did you ever loam to nwlm?
Judge.
"And whnt," ho angrily denmnded
"nin 1 to Imvo In ruturu for nil tin
money I Imvo uncut on you"
"Well, you'vo got tho expurlenci,'
nhu cnlmly ninllod.-Chlcngo Record
Herald.
A ltttlo pig
, With u curly tall
' And u satiny skin
All pinky pitlo
Is n very different
Thing by far
From tho lumps nr Iniquity
Dig pigs nrn.
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
"Did thnt pitlinlst tell you tho truth
nbout yountuin '
"Yes, hut my wlfo hns been doing
thnt for yenrii." Ulrinlnglmni Ago'
Hcrnld.
"Why do you run so fast, my boyT"
This answer than was made:
"When far enough from Johnny Jones
I'll yell, ! ain't afraid!' "
"Mpplnoott's,
"Tho Krent (pioHtlnu of th ii hour Is
tho onunl question."
"rnnnmit?"
"No, nllmuutnry; how to keep triilllo
passing throiiKh It nt nrosunt foot)
prlcea." Wulwpninf.
"Arithmetic," said Tommy Tubbs,
"I study hard nt night
I wont to get an I oan read
Theso baseball box soon right."
Ulnolimotl Coinmerolal Tribune,
Mother (tmpiitlcutly)-l don't know
what will over becomu of thnt child.
Nothing iikiiheB him.
father (sort'wly) Wo'll mako un nrt
critic of hlm.-ruck.
Upon ths shoro
Tho breakers roar
And fret with frowns unfudlnr,
JneeiiHKl no doubt
At what turns out
For board walk promoiutdlng.
Washington fltar.
"Whnt tin I miv nt thu woddlne?"
"Not ii word. dad. All you utter U
tho check." IvnnwiH City Journal.
How small n ptttaneu thu receive
Tho dawneast txwts tell
To live they needs must sulks ths lyre
Ana strika their menus us won,
-lioston Transcript
"Oet nny exorcise whllo you were
awnyi"
"Plenty of It My wlfo drossctl four
times n dny nud 1 did tho buttoning
for hor." WnHhlugtmi Humid.
"Hero's your molasses," said the clerk
"Now itay met, ltttlo man."
'Th' nickel," lisped the little boy, "wth
In th thirup oan."
-Ualvciton Nuws,
'Dnd, whnt do Hiu.v menn by untold
wealth?"
"Melius tho mini hasn't tiled n tax
statement, nun." I.oulavlllo Courier-Journal.
They held a roso to hU nostrils.
Ho gnvo violent start.
It mado him slek, ha told them
lie drives a garbsga oart.
HrooWlyn Times.
"Why aro you lu such n hurry for
the now currency?"
"The little supply thnt I hnd of the
old Is almost exhausted." UulTulo Ux
press.
REVIEW'S LEGAL CLANKS
The following list of legal blanks
are kept for sale at this office nud
others will be added as the demand
arises:
Warranty deeds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort
gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Hills
of Sale, leases.
EQf AEfiT trd nt this oftlps.
I
... I ssUJeisCSM I
II
Combination Pneumatic Sweeper
nTHIS Swiftly-Swccpine, Easy-Runninc; DUNTLEY Sweeper
cleans without raising dusti and at the same time picks up
nins. lint, ravclincs. etc.. in ONE OPERATION. Its case
makes sweeping a simple task quickly finished. It reaches
even the most difficult places, and eliminates the necessity
of moving and liftine all heavy furniture.
The Great Labor Saver of tlia Home Every home, larrje or
imall, can enjoy relief from llroom drudgery and protection from
the danger oi living unit.
Duntlay Is the Pioneer of Pneumatic Sweepers
lias the combination of the Pneumatic Suction Nozilcand
revolving Ilruih. very easily operated and abioluicly guar.
antecd. in buying a vacuum (.leaner, wny not give
the "Lfunticy a trial in yournoineat our cxpcnicr
Writ today lor full particulars
AGENTS WANTED Duntley l'nctt.
tnntic Sweeper Co., C601 S. Stnte fetreel,
' Chlcnjjo, Illinois,
The Newest things
I
BEST BUY
IN THE FAMOUS WHITE SALMON VALLEY
OPPOSITE HOOD RIVER
TEN ACRES
Set to Spitzenberg and
Newtown Apples
Trees in perfect condition;
fourth year. Located in the best
part of the famous valley, in Fruit
Home Colony. On the Trout Lake
road and also a public road run
ning along one side. Splendid
spring of water on the place.
Probably worth $10,000 in three
years; with a large and ever in
creasing income tnerefrom.
A Rare Bargain at $6,000
Also 8 acres adjoining the
above orchard, five acres in bear
ing commercial orchard, and three
acres set to almonds, 3 years old.
Good house and other outbuild
ings on place. Will be sold at a
bargain. Call at or address this office.
in Sweaters, Sport
Coats a"d Knit Caps.
The new David Craig Over Skirt; the latest weaves and tailoring.
The newest in Petticoats, Silks,, Messalines, Sateens.
The newest in trimming materials: Roman Stripes and Fancy Silks
and Fur. The newest in Children's Coats and Capes, Ladies' Rain Coats
and Hats.
Our prices on all of these are marked lower than the opening prices
in the Portland stores.
Sport Coats Ranging from $4.00 to $9.00
Sweaters Ranging from 2.50 to 8.50
. Rain Coats Ranging from 3.50 to 7.50
Most of the mentioned articles are goods that run higher quality than
our store has formerly carried. This fall we are bidding for more of the
business that has deemed it necessary to go to Portland.
Do you not know that we have Portland beaten when it comes to
rent, light, heat and other cost of doing business?
They MUST demand a bigger profit somewhere along the line.
It is Safer; it is Patriotic; it is Policy; it is Good Business to buy at
your Local Stores; it is Economical.
BONHAM & CURRIER
EDMONDSON CO.
107 S Jersey Stroet
Factory Site
AT A BARGAIN
Block Eight, just north of the
Portland Woolen Mills for a limit
ed time can be purchased at a bar
gain. 4
Price $5,000
ALSO, F!i:E BUILDING LOT
Lot 5, Block 7, Willamette
boulevard, north. An excellent
buy at $600J $50 down and bal
ance at $10 or $15 per month.
j Inquire at Review Office
osa
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MODERN METHODS
IN
Plumbing, Tinning
AND
Furnace Installing
Call up Columbia 92
Office Phone Columbia 34
Residence Phone Columbia 198
St. Joints Express, Transfer
and Storage Co.
Piano Moving a Specialty. Haul
lug done to and from Portland
Residence 400 Kast Richmond
Office 103 North Jersey Street
Daily trips to Portland.
J. 1. ATCKISON, Trap.
v A ORDER EASTERN STAR
fcfSL, Minerva Chapter No. 105
j&Z&r Meets Uvery First ami Third
i Tuesday livening ol Racb
N Month in Ilickner'sIIall,
Zclia 1, Johnston, Worthy Matron.
j. a, aiepuens, bccreiary,
Central Market!
205 S. Jorsoy Street
See us for the Choicest Cuts ef
the Best Meats Obtainable.
Orstsr rtd and PomHy TrcS SUdUa.
T. P. WARD, Proprietor.
We buy or sell St. Johns Property
AlcKINNEY & DAVIS
Real Estate
Itst your property with us if you
desire to sell quickly
202 N. Jersey St. St. Johns
TEN ELECTRIC GENERATING
PLANTS
Whore Located
Portland (a)
Oregon City
Silvertou
Cazadero
Hstacada
Bull Run
Boring
St. Johns
Salem
Widely scattered have been built
by the Portland Railway, Light &
Power Company for the purpose of
providing
Reliable Electric Service
to its patrons. Through high
tension transmission lines each
of these generating plants are inter
communicative, so that the service
is insured against unforeseen
interruptions.
Portland Railway, Light & Power Company
Broadway and Alder Streets
Phone Marshall 5IOO Home A. 6131
JOSEPH McCHESNEY, M. D.
Physician und Surgeon.
Day ft Nixht Offlca In McChesnay blk.
SL Johns.
Oregao.
DR. W. J. GILSTRAP.
Physician and Surgeon
Glasses Accurately Fitted
DRUGS FURNISHED
Olfice Phono Col. 282 Ret. Phone Cel. IK
OHlcc Rooms 6 snd 7 1'ir.t Nstlonal lsnk DIJs.
Koldcnct 1 1 jo WilUratttc Boultvsrd
0. J. GATZAIYER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
McDonald Building
ST. JOHNS . . OREGON
DR. FRANK F. CASSEDAY
Specialist in tytMKS of the Eyt, Etr, Hat,
Operntivo and Medical Treatment
Expert l'ilting of Glsues
out! Miln i)t mil A-4741. IMttUni. eta.
A GOOD BUY
At Whitwood Court, a piece
of ground 600 feet long and 100
feet wide, being the upper half of
block 16, and located not far from
the Railroad and Street Car Line,
on Mill Street. As Whitwood will
soon have the great Scenic Drive
way passing through it, and other
activities are to take place, this
tract will soon become most valu
able". Price for a short time $2000.
. Call on or Address this
Office.
PERRY C. STROUD
LAWYER .
First National Dank Building
ST. JOHNS . . . OREGON
THAD. T. PARKER
ATTORNEY AND COUNSfLOR AT LAW
Rooms 7 and 8
Holbrook Building ST. JOHNS
DR. RAMBO
DENTIST
Phone Columbia 61
First National Bank buikHa.
ST. JOHNS. OREGON.
DR. J. VINTON SCOTT
DENTIST
Opa Evsaings and Sundays fcjr ft
polntment
Office Phone Columbia 140
Resident Phone Columbia 38
LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. O. O. T.
ST. JOHNS. OREGON
MmU sack Monday evening; k OM Ftl
lows ball at T.o. A cordial welcome la
alt visiting brothers.
Cbas. K. Toolry, Noble Grind
John J. CooUm.n, Vice Graad
V.C WNfl, RfC. Stc.
Cha. i. Owen, Fta, See '
H, P. EUtlc. Tress.
HOtMES LODGE NO. 101
knkuits or pyiwas:
Meets every Friday stent at
71JO o'clock in I. O. O. F
Hall. Visitors always wel
come.
A. W. PICKRL, C. C.
A.CARL NRLSON. K.R.S,
DORK DODGE NO. 132
A. P. and A. M.
Retrular communications
oa first Wednesdays of
eack month la Bkknec's
Hall, Visiters welaewae.
Cha. A. Pry, W, V.
"A. W'Davty Setsretaxy,
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