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About St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Sept. 11, 1914)
Lots of water, - "" " Ltttlo food, Thinner clothloff, l'lensant mood, Living simply, Olrl In white, Mnko the summer Out of stent! Chicago Inter Ocean. fri?T?ro VTTO T-TrN'M'T? jrPTMg IXJlr&k f XJJk. AJLWl'AJLK P'lp) ' ,s- n - ... - irf , -,r Knlckcr-ITow do you remember to water the plnnts when your wlfo is nwny? Docker I keop 'em In tho bnthtub. Now York Sun, The nkked truth will have Its fllna- It shows up nil our nets For them's no wny to cloak a thing Thnt's made up of linro facts. -Cincinnati Enquirer. "drnclous, Smith, old boy, how nr you? I hnvon't Boon you In agea. You nro nltercd. I nhoiilil Bonrcely know you again." "Excuse mo. sir; my tinmo Is not Smith." "drcnt ScottI Your nnmo nltercd ns wolir'-Wnsp. "t'vo got a greenback," said tho frog. Til need II, too, nil right, For I am going to attend Tlie fanoy hop tonight" Pittsburgh Press. "MurrlnKO tf odd. You ndd ono to ono nud mnko one." "How HliiKUlnrl" Judge. Jes' when n feller's drowsln Wlii-rn river lirccxcs creep A nh comes tuggln at his line, Dliturbln of his steep. No rest for tho weary Tho world Is rotlln' wrong To bo awakened from a dream lly a flsh thron Inches longl Atlanta Constitution. "Whnt In Dcraonnl mncni'tlsm?" "I'orsonnl iiMKnotlmn," replied the mnmiKer, "fa wlmt nnnlilcH n tmiu to ntnud up mid keep tho nudloncu Inter csted In n lecture without thu 1110 of movliiK iilcturoH." Washington Klnr. Ms sued to break his father's will Ilo'd lrt n for I ii no great The young man got ths virtlkl nud Ills lawyers tho ustnto. - Kxchitmrr "Did you nollco thnt fellow nt tin Onhcum right oppoNlto imV" "Tlmt good looking fellow with tho tun milt nud red necktlo7 No. Why? Wisconsin Kphlnx. Pretty brldo In his canoe, Rre you paddta off with him Msten-I would iiuostlon youi Did you ever loam to nwlm? Judge. "And whnt," ho angrily denmnded "nin 1 to Imvo In ruturu for nil tin money I Imvo uncut on you" "Well, you'vo got tho expurlenci,' nhu cnlmly ninllod.-Chlcngo Record Herald. A ltttlo pig , With u curly tall ' And u satiny skin All pinky pitlo Is n very different Thing by far From tho lumps nr Iniquity Dig pigs nrn. Pittsburgh Dispatch. "Did thnt pitlinlst tell you tho truth nbout yountuin ' "Yes, hut my wlfo hns been doing thnt for yenrii." Ulrinlnglmni Ago' Hcrnld. "Why do you run so fast, my boyT" This answer than was made: "When far enough from Johnny Jones I'll yell, ! ain't afraid!' " "Mpplnoott's, "Tho Krent (pioHtlnu of th ii hour Is tho onunl question." "rnnnmit?" "No, nllmuutnry; how to keep triilllo passing throiiKh It nt nrosunt foot) prlcea." Wulwpninf. "Arithmetic," said Tommy Tubbs, "I study hard nt night I wont to get an I oan read Theso baseball box soon right." Ulnolimotl Coinmerolal Tribune, Mother (tmpiitlcutly)-l don't know what will over becomu of thnt child. Nothing iikiiheB him. father (sort'wly) Wo'll mako un nrt critic of hlm.-ruck. Upon ths shoro Tho breakers roar And fret with frowns unfudlnr, JneeiiHKl no doubt At what turns out For board walk promoiutdlng. Washington fltar. "Whnt tin I miv nt thu woddlne?" "Not ii word. dad. All you utter U tho check." IvnnwiH City Journal. How small n ptttaneu thu receive Tho dawneast txwts tell To live they needs must sulks ths lyre Ana strika their menus us won, -lioston Transcript "Oet nny exorcise whllo you were awnyi" "Plenty of It My wlfo drossctl four times n dny nud 1 did tho buttoning for hor." WnHhlugtmi Humid. "Hero's your molasses," said the clerk "Now itay met, ltttlo man." 'Th' nickel," lisped the little boy, "wth In th thirup oan." -Ualvciton Nuws, 'Dnd, whnt do Hiu.v menn by untold wealth?" "Melius tho mini hasn't tiled n tax statement, nun." I.oulavlllo Courier-Journal. They held a roso to hU nostrils. Ho gnvo violent start. It mado him slek, ha told them lie drives a garbsga oart. HrooWlyn Times. "Why aro you lu such n hurry for the now currency?" "The little supply thnt I hnd of the old Is almost exhausted." UulTulo Ux press. REVIEW'S LEGAL CLANKS The following list of legal blanks are kept for sale at this office nud others will be added as the demand arises: Warranty deeds, Quit Claim Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages, Contracts for Sale of Realty, Hills of Sale, leases. EQf AEfiT trd nt this oftlps. I ... I ssUJeisCSM I II Combination Pneumatic Sweeper nTHIS Swiftly-Swccpine, Easy-Runninc; DUNTLEY Sweeper cleans without raising dusti and at the same time picks up nins. lint, ravclincs. etc.. in ONE OPERATION. Its case makes sweeping a simple task quickly finished. It reaches even the most difficult places, and eliminates the necessity of moving and liftine all heavy furniture. The Great Labor Saver of tlia Home Every home, larrje or imall, can enjoy relief from llroom drudgery and protection from the danger oi living unit. Duntlay Is the Pioneer of Pneumatic Sweepers lias the combination of the Pneumatic Suction Nozilcand revolving Ilruih. very easily operated and abioluicly guar. antecd. in buying a vacuum (.leaner, wny not give the "Lfunticy a trial in yournoineat our cxpcnicr Writ today lor full particulars AGENTS WANTED Duntley l'nctt. tnntic Sweeper Co., C601 S. Stnte fetreel, ' Chlcnjjo, Illinois, The Newest things I BEST BUY IN THE FAMOUS WHITE SALMON VALLEY OPPOSITE HOOD RIVER TEN ACRES Set to Spitzenberg and Newtown Apples Trees in perfect condition; fourth year. Located in the best part of the famous valley, in Fruit Home Colony. On the Trout Lake road and also a public road run ning along one side. Splendid spring of water on the place. Probably worth $10,000 in three years; with a large and ever in creasing income tnerefrom. A Rare Bargain at $6,000 Also 8 acres adjoining the above orchard, five acres in bear ing commercial orchard, and three acres set to almonds, 3 years old. Good house and other outbuild ings on place. Will be sold at a bargain. Call at or address this office. in Sweaters, Sport Coats a"d Knit Caps. The new David Craig Over Skirt; the latest weaves and tailoring. The newest in Petticoats, Silks,, Messalines, Sateens. The newest in trimming materials: Roman Stripes and Fancy Silks and Fur. The newest in Children's Coats and Capes, Ladies' Rain Coats and Hats. Our prices on all of these are marked lower than the opening prices in the Portland stores. Sport Coats Ranging from $4.00 to $9.00 Sweaters Ranging from 2.50 to 8.50 . Rain Coats Ranging from 3.50 to 7.50 Most of the mentioned articles are goods that run higher quality than our store has formerly carried. This fall we are bidding for more of the business that has deemed it necessary to go to Portland. Do you not know that we have Portland beaten when it comes to rent, light, heat and other cost of doing business? They MUST demand a bigger profit somewhere along the line. It is Safer; it is Patriotic; it is Policy; it is Good Business to buy at your Local Stores; it is Economical. BONHAM & CURRIER EDMONDSON CO. 107 S Jersey Stroet Factory Site AT A BARGAIN Block Eight, just north of the Portland Woolen Mills for a limit ed time can be purchased at a bar gain. 4 Price $5,000 ALSO, F!i:E BUILDING LOT Lot 5, Block 7, Willamette boulevard, north. An excellent buy at $600J $50 down and bal ance at $10 or $15 per month. j Inquire at Review Office osa Subscribe jrm . 1 rff 1 : 1 , 1 ',"1 ','1,1 jrxfc IHDill Mil MODERN METHODS IN Plumbing, Tinning AND Furnace Installing Call up Columbia 92 Office Phone Columbia 34 Residence Phone Columbia 198 St. Joints Express, Transfer and Storage Co. Piano Moving a Specialty. Haul lug done to and from Portland Residence 400 Kast Richmond Office 103 North Jersey Street Daily trips to Portland. J. 1. ATCKISON, Trap. v A ORDER EASTERN STAR fcfSL, Minerva Chapter No. 105 j&Z&r Meets Uvery First ami Third i Tuesday livening ol Racb N Month in Ilickner'sIIall, Zclia 1, Johnston, Worthy Matron. j. a, aiepuens, bccreiary, Central Market! 205 S. Jorsoy Street See us for the Choicest Cuts ef the Best Meats Obtainable. Orstsr rtd and PomHy TrcS SUdUa. T. P. WARD, Proprietor. We buy or sell St. Johns Property AlcKINNEY & DAVIS Real Estate Itst your property with us if you desire to sell quickly 202 N. Jersey St. St. Johns TEN ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS Whore Located Portland (a) Oregon City Silvertou Cazadero Hstacada Bull Run Boring St. Johns Salem Widely scattered have been built by the Portland Railway, Light & Power Company for the purpose of providing Reliable Electric Service to its patrons. Through high tension transmission lines each of these generating plants are inter communicative, so that the service is insured against unforeseen interruptions. Portland Railway, Light & Power Company Broadway and Alder Streets Phone Marshall 5IOO Home A. 6131 JOSEPH McCHESNEY, M. D. Physician und Surgeon. Day ft Nixht Offlca In McChesnay blk. SL Johns. Oregao. DR. W. J. GILSTRAP. Physician and Surgeon Glasses Accurately Fitted DRUGS FURNISHED Olfice Phono Col. 282 Ret. Phone Cel. IK OHlcc Rooms 6 snd 7 1'ir.t Nstlonal lsnk DIJs. Koldcnct 1 1 jo WilUratttc Boultvsrd 0. J. GATZAIYER ATTORNEY AT LAW McDonald Building ST. JOHNS . . OREGON DR. FRANK F. CASSEDAY Specialist in tytMKS of the Eyt, Etr, Hat, Operntivo and Medical Treatment Expert l'ilting of Glsues out! Miln i)t mil A-4741. IMttUni. eta. A GOOD BUY At Whitwood Court, a piece of ground 600 feet long and 100 feet wide, being the upper half of block 16, and located not far from the Railroad and Street Car Line, on Mill Street. As Whitwood will soon have the great Scenic Drive way passing through it, and other activities are to take place, this tract will soon become most valu able". Price for a short time $2000. . Call on or Address this Office. PERRY C. STROUD LAWYER . First National Dank Building ST. JOHNS . . . OREGON THAD. T. PARKER ATTORNEY AND COUNSfLOR AT LAW Rooms 7 and 8 Holbrook Building ST. JOHNS DR. RAMBO DENTIST Phone Columbia 61 First National Bank buikHa. ST. JOHNS. OREGON. DR. J. VINTON SCOTT DENTIST Opa Evsaings and Sundays fcjr ft polntment Office Phone Columbia 140 Resident Phone Columbia 38 LAUREL LODGE No. 186 I. O. O. T. ST. JOHNS. OREGON MmU sack Monday evening; k OM Ftl lows ball at T.o. A cordial welcome la alt visiting brothers. Cbas. K. Toolry, Noble Grind John J. CooUm.n, Vice Graad V.C WNfl, RfC. Stc. Cha. i. Owen, Fta, See ' H, P. EUtlc. Tress. HOtMES LODGE NO. 101 knkuits or pyiwas: Meets every Friday stent at 71JO o'clock in I. O. O. F Hall. Visitors always wel come. A. W. PICKRL, C. C. A.CARL NRLSON. K.R.S, DORK DODGE NO. 132 A. P. and A. M. Retrular communications oa first Wednesdays of eack month la Bkknec's Hall, Visiters welaewae. Cha. A. Pry, W, V. "A. W'Davty Setsretaxy, 1