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Do It Thoroughly
In your business if you can do
anything particularly wall, n
scout will call on you, and ofTor
you a better job. Sovon tonths
of the big men of today, in every
calling, have been nicked up by
scouts in small villages or on
farms. Don't say you haven't a
chance, because you have; a
scout is watching you everyday,
and you are promoted as you de
serve. ( A good clerk in a country
town is fought for by fannera,
and ho is soon picked up by a
scout who lias a farm to soli at a
low price, on long time. And
the more modest and capable
you arc, the more apt a scout is
to lind you. Hut you can t fool
a scout: he knows trood work.
There are times when it is a
good thing to be victor in a fist
fight. Some men cannot under
stand any other argument, and
will annoy you until knocked
Only one in ten thousand can
be a genius, but anyone can be
a hard worker, which nays bet
tor. The biggest business men
are nothing more than the host
workmen who have been promot
ed. The world is full of three
quarters men: they are three
quarters industrious, and cannot
got all the way. A man should
know his job thoroughly and fill
it with enthusiasm. His work
is his backer: h s source of crcd
it;his hope of prosperity and
distinction. He as careful of
your job as you are of your note
. H. 1 1. -!..!.! ill
III UIU WIIIIK. I -rlLll IBIU will
do you more good than compli
mcnts. A compliment makes
you lazy; a rebuke causes you
to become more ucjivo, and the
more a romjko hurts, the longer
you havo been needimr it.
By the time some people make
up their minds what to do it's
The bust friend a man can
havo is a imputation for being
lair, capable, industrious, polite,
intelligent and lomnornlu.
Noarly all capable men are
Geo. S. Shepherd
To The Sea
IN A WOMAN'S BREAST
UWiTS Mm 1 tail) iuwr lilt THIS
NO ALWAYS POISONS Oltr QIANOB IN
thk AnMrir and kills quickly
IF I FAIL TO CURE any CANCER or TUMOR
NO Knife W PAIN ,
Ht PAY Until Cwid (
No X-Rty or othtr'
ANV TUMOR, LUMP
er SOAl on the IIP,
I ACE er body tool I
CANCtR. It lull fiat
Bin I lit tint. IIO PACE
BODS MUt Iff.) Will-
oqUi. or imsi
Ulti tt (ML Villi lifeat
ANY LUMP in WOMAN'S BREAST
e vs( vmiHin utsiii mbtivitu un but
Our Pilnliu liltae Plint lliitti CURES la 10 DAYS
MILLION IKK LVIHV VI' AH y .hint Too Iwu
IOU may r.lute la b.li.ve until TOO LATE
I SWEAR WE HAVE CURED 10.000
Peer cutis tt HAlf PftlOC II ciitir It ! imtll
Address Old DR. & MRS. CHAMLEY & CO.
40 years GREATEST CANCER SPECIAIISIS IIVINQ"
A O 438 VALENCIA ST., SM flAKCIICO, CU.
iunult mail mis to tomtons with CANCtR
J. R. WEIMER
Transfer and Storage
We dollver your eoode to and from
an paru 01 rorwanu, vnncouvor. i, inn
ton, Portland and Suburban Kxpnu
ton, Portland and Suburban Express
Co., city dock and all points accessible
rj weyii, i ine enu lurnnurs niewif
NOTICE TO ADVERTI8ER8.
In order to Inture a chanao of ad
vertliement tho copy for such chanrje
should reach this office not later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m, Please
remember this and save the printer
REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS
Ths following list of legal blanks
ar kept for sale at tills oQick and
thtra will b added as the demand
WarraHtjr deeds, Quit Claim
Oiedl, Realtv and Chattel Mort-
JagftB, Satisfaction of Mortgages,
ontractt for Sale of Realty, Dills
f $tt, I.MSM.
Proved Hit Claim.
W'lillc n building won lu proem of
construct Ion two of tlio tilers become
ensnged In n violent titinrrel. 8o vio
lent tvn It Hint tlio pollco wuro rtilloil
In nml tlio olTrsiitlers tnken bofnru n
majil'trnto. Itotli of llic inon wore no.
ber nml Industrious nml Rood work
men. Tills, nccordliiR to tlio testimony
of tlio foruiiinn In rhnrRo of tlirtr work,
who liml followed In liopos of boltiK
nblc to lnterclo for tlium.
Tlio uiHKlfltnito naked In nttnnlMi-
inwit Hie wmao of tlio qiiurrol. It
coma tlmt one limn lind neciifed tlio
otlior of stcnlltiK IiIn ennt.
"And I enn provo It, too." ndded tlio
"HowV" naked tlio nwKlatrjito.
"I nlwnys keop my cord In tlio pock
et," Mid tlio mini.
Tlio iiolleumnn woro dlroctcd to
dearth (ho k nn out. Hut (hoy found
HlwolHtely iwithltig. "Clmmo my cohU"
Pfllil the workmnti. It wnn hniidcd to
him. IIo took two dried potts) out of
tlio iwkots mid hold (hum up trliim.
pbnntly. "I'. I'. Potor Powell. Tliiifn
mo n nine. Them's my cnnl."
IIo tot bin coflt. Now York fJIobu.
I like to etna; of IiIosioim, nn4 I tlks to
Imr of ink.
A a rough ntid rtndy ulnitsr ouulil to
I llkrt to ulnn of little birds that wnrhla In
And of tlow'ret! yollow. whlto or blue.
Ilut the thought that ipost ilellKlite mo
Very eoMmn I expr
Vlin I lift mr more or Imr exultant
It' Butitlft. f t linprcwilon otenllritf tlirmiKli
That we're coin to liavo a Ireu prellr
Oh, tho siinshlne nn the river and It
cloudlet In the KKf
And the blmmilnir that la leuttcreit from
Are Ultima of hciuly In themselrea
they bo ilririlntc W.
T, iti.ii nt iImih alfftilllfMfMtM fnr inn!
Baoli lor In hut a proinUe of Itiu creator
liilM to oiuna.
T n rtttt .if ajiu'flitttl In llm Infwill.
Ami tho breeiwi brlmta fororr eelioee of the
lire mi band nnl the it rum,
'Canao there'll Kolns to t a olreiii pret
"Your lmt chiince to buy n lot In this
"When 1 mil on tho roof of n nky-
semper I nlwnyn feel tin IrrosMlhlo In-
clliiiiUon to throw niVMolf down."
"CoilMlnly, Mr. Joiiom. It will nfford
in Ktmt pliWNtiro to contribute some-
Ihlne to that fund."
"1 know your nnmo ns well ns my
own, but It oHcnpo mo for tho mo
"Myrtle, Iiavo you been nwny only
month? Why, It seems to mo more
than n your."
"1 mil not nuxlous to sell tlio bouse.
but my wlfo wniil to movo out to ono
of tho summit, whoro her relatlom
Earthly diary. .
I 1o not pnvy any klnit
Tho royul pmplo Hint he wesrs.
A mown Is but a foollnh Ihlnir.
Aoeiinlilil by many onrrs.
T twAiilil ..a, tli 1.1 I.A n nMJIP.
OuniillMl to hlile from jealous foes.
j il miner ifl a imtnau niur,
Who ilaiilee overywhtro ho koi.
I would not Jwirney over leas
To loom tin ns n dminmut.
With lirnHJIiee leoohlim to my knrea-
I fur I lack the Irgi fur Hint.
I would not be the bard who wnkes
The harp, to thrill a Homer thrilled.
I'll talber be tlio man wlio muxe
A iMMne run with the im mm Sllml.
f.'flllmrlv mtwvuuiii flilwiittllir voilllif
. . . - ' v -
itMiish onir in run imiihmvi wuy noil t
you )mo yonr hair u It whh imwnt to
no. my ciiikit ir nature iwu waiiioti
your hair to curl u would havo curl'
ed It fur u.
)(ToihI(1 Yuuhk ljdy-Wlioii 1 was
n lit I lu L-lrl i hi it il. sir. llllt. I HUD-
poso. she now HilnbH I urn obi enough
w uo it ror tujuoir. .owarit Hiar.
Illie Jroppetl n iWHHy smile utun
Tli a Iwrd ami fraem i,tniw1.
There waa an awful thaw tlwt itay
for ntany mile around.
rhe raleeil Iter tearful eye to
Hmhi the euH nt arHwI.
lie hat hi fao. and for tw tlaya
It lalneil to beat tb band,
Bhe danced to lUjhtly In ainl out,
UK aoetamer she lien',
Aua all the Utile hllU about
Were elralgblwav OauelHK tue.
-aivckitd Hah I)jr.
"I am ao emlHirrtiMed when nmouK
fahlnablo ludlun," declared Mrs.
' Why nor
I don't umoko."
That needn't lofift you hu caste.
Tell tho other Indloit Hint your doctor
forbid It " Hiwton Advertiser.
Alike, Yet Different.
The cluui le .lletit; Na'a the owl.
The olem'e ctoiMtilered elicorful.
Tlse owl by night dulh rouin und prowl
Ana liuat In manner tearful.
Ami et tlio owl's otMteklarod '!,
Wliloli iloubllv nutkee It prouder.
The olaut far eptlwlem trln
Aiul wbiJe up In the oliouder.
-Wilbur U. Natblt In Judge.
Hoy (who has Just lost n sack race)
Aw. It ain't fair!
MamtBor Whut's not fair, son?
lloj -I.etllu' dut Klrl lu do nice.
LVurso she'd win! Ain't sho used to
duiu narrer skirts? Indlnmiolls Star.
I enly hear a w Inter Bound,
TlioiiKli euinraer tilnts oajole,
Wr now the tluiri eltticn
l'uts In LU veeily oosl
- MtlJiiulbiirch VVIUon.
G. W. OVERSTREET
Plumbing and Gas
Job work promptly attended to.
Phone Columbia 590
311 S, Jersey Street St, Johns, Oregon
Wiltflh nut fnr tlm nlmrnetov
social Riven by the Christian
church in Bickner hull April 18.
Tho nhndow of the pigskin ii over
Tlio I'ntinmn cnnnl tin rnt thus fur
$165,000,000. And (lint U "nit rati
Tho hlRhwny to liniiliioi Ii hk
ed by tho trcilluy us wt-ll im t i
Tho Itltf Dipper, nays n Krleiitlxt U to
vniilali In l'(K,(KH) yenm. Wo mIixiiM
sit up nml wnlu
"I.inmli nl misfortune," wiys nil Ox
ford pmfosor. Vet It Is wild n llrltoii
hint no Monsu of humor.
A Scottish scientist any tho world
Is litniled for stnrviillon. What n re
vuiiko on tho licuf trust.
I'erhnps tho nppri'honded derllno of
eilclii't In Itughind Is due to the link
of n Ixisulmll voenbulnry,
Since tho KOVoriiincntH of tho world
. . i.. i. i.. ...... i
invested in iiitniiiiiiun u iiiimh i uci'ii
no mini io riso in inu nruiy.
"ylnst," sny n theOHOphlcnl expert
"cntisox stutterliiR." Not If you thitil:
tip your story well In mlviuiee.
I'wiry'n nretle records linvo been
found nml returned to him. hut Dr. i
Cook'ri iiN'oids Htlll rcmulii n mysti-ry
A London xpeclnllst siiys froiim-iit
hnlrcuttlnt; ciiuse bnldiie. but It's
our Kiitwi It only unikoH It look llko It
fiixKl milk tiiiist eniitnlii only 'JOO.tlOO
meter In Her cubic enntlmeter, Con
Burners nro wnrned to ncccpt no more.
Still, when you come to think of It
lu the llslit of tho well known Inw of
cntvllnlloti, tlio leaves cun do nothing
They any (lint tho imvy nerds metro
dry docks. Of course. No mutter how
liumlsomtrn imvy miiy bo It In never so
siifo us lu drydock.
Tnlos nro comlni: In from different
points of Imimmso meteorltoH. dm It
bo Hint Miirx from Its superior height
U throwing stones nt us?
Now tlint .Mntiuel tins mnrrlcd mid
settled down, perluis tho rortuituosc
will look more toleniutly on bis stniiil
liiK iippllcntloii for it Job.
There In it report Hint another comet
Is liemlod for tho earth, which seems
iiunecesKiiry In view of nil tho illlToreut
kinds of incitement wo nro now enjoy
lot;. It Is snld Hint but 2.11 mllllonnlrcs
linvo been enumerated In C'IiIciiko.
Ilut who wants to bo tauKed us n mil-
llounlro lu these parlous Income tax
Tho landlords linvo got their nine
foot nhcotM Just lu time. A l'hllndel-
phlit doctor has discovered u process
by which ho cnu urently Increaso n
.Many persons will bo surprised to
liMirii Hint tho Kovernment of Hanto
DomliiKO bus niiy KUiibonts. Ilut It
has; nlso n proslduut who wan allvo nt
tlio last writing.
An ICiikIIsIi jwllco Htntlnn provided
Its prliHiuerM with n billiard room mid
a Hhnotluir millury. And uo proceed
tho htudublu offort to niako tuvful vltl-
nous out of convicts.
Tho dUutiNNlon iih to whether women
dross to ploowo tho men or to excite tho
envy of encli otlior looks llko n wasto
of tliua, Nobody knows but tho worn
on, n nd they won't tell.
I.onl Chancellor Ilnldauo nays Hint
lu llfty yearn tlio United State will
bo tho lisidlnu nation, IIo may bo a
brluht Unlit In bis own line, but ho l.t
n tilllo behind tho t linos In his reek
.Now Hint n mnii has succeeded lu
tlylni; upsldo down and women havo
decided to add X my ahoai to their
attliu this Jaded world will bo hard
put to It for a now thrill In tho wny
Ilecontly collected statistics show
that the proportion of bachelors to
mnrrlcd men Is steadily lucreaslni; lu
ICniilund. 'flint's probably becauxo
tiioro American glrU nro marrying at
A now folding bed Is nttnehed to tho
elotitit door and disappears when tho
door Is closed, but tho old hind that
vUktm with you lu tho middle of the
nliiht and Koutly sNps Into tho bureau
drawer will remain In public favor.
A youth, dumb ten years, became so
excited over n cricket matoli that his
spetK'b was restored. A ik'raon who
could sot oxelteil over cricket would be
a raving maniac aver tho game of
llirowlnjc n cord of hardwood Into the
Tho onuestrlan statuo of Oconto
Washlueton In Union sininre, Now
ork, Is to bo turned around so that
tho tlrst president will look down
Itroadway. This Is calculated to hide
from his reproving kuxo the wickedest
soctlou of tho bad old town.
Dr. MoDoueall of Oxford soys that
It Is rijjht and proper t IiiukIi nt oth
ers' mishaps, thus turning into a stim
ulant which promotes well belli); a
iiiiiss of minor ills. Which Is ipilto
Hue. no doubt. Alt- ouo inn try It
fur himself, botlnnliik' with his owu
for iMcn and Women
EASTERN OUTFITTING GO.
405 Washington St.
Portland, - Oregon
I IMI 111! n IMIYl MMW'L Vile. '1. Hl' I f . . . iHBV WW' X IT M
This is because of Satisfied Customers; and that applies to Shoes, Hats
and other furnishings.
Satisfied Customers are made by our constant endeavor to please.
Last week samples of Spring Wash Goods were mailed to 100 patrons;
Samples were placed in the Post Office at 11:30 c'clock and' at 1:30 we
had the first response; we have had several since but there yet remains at
least a part of the Goods sampled and new Patterns have came in to re
place those sold. The selection of trimmings for your dress is almost a
work of art. To aid vou at our store we have stocked a moderate as
sortment of all the late materials; late in weaves and colors. We
have a varied supply because of being able to get short lengths.
Our particular business in St. Johns is to maintain a merchandise store,
to do this you must be treated fairly; you must be given true values,
must be served promptly. To do this we follow the principle of treating
our trade as we should like to be were circumstances reversed.
107 S Jersey Street
Call up Columbia 92
St. Johns furniture
Gus Salmond, Mgr.
New and Second
Bought, Sold and Ex
205 S, Jersey Stret
See us for the Choicest Cuts of
the Best Meats Obtninubie.
Order fUItd and fondly Trade SotkJt4.
T. P. WARD, Proprietor.
We buy or sell St. Johns Property
AkKINNEY & DAVIS
List your property with us if you
desire to sell quickly
202 N. Jersey St. St. Johns
DR. FRANK F. CASSEDAY
Specialist In Diseases of ttw Eye, Eir, Nose,
Operative and Medical Treatment
Expeit filling ot GUtece
Sift-Jir Dckum UlUs Vim J and Washington SU.
rnouca Jiain i una a 7i. roiuana, ore.
Bring lo your Job printing while
Tom tnluk ot It. Don't wait uutll you
art enUrely out. V ara equipped
te turn out neat and tut- printing
TEN ELECTRIC GENERATING
Portland Railway, Light & Power Company
Broadway and Aider Streets
Phone Marshall 5100 Home A. 6131
Keep Your Fowls Free from Lice
Chicken Uce cut the poultry min more money
than all other Item o( poultry expentc com
blned They kill thouunds of chicken every
year. Prevent thlt lot by dusting your
Conkey' Lice Powder
a combination of effective lice killing Ingres
dients. It' quick and iuie.
Kill the Lice, Doetn't HarmChickeni
It ue mean bigger poultry profit. Ketlore
health and vitality to your flock. Guaranteed.
Price 25c and JOc
Conkey'a Lice Liquid
Sprayed about the poultry houte will rid
your chicken of the hle-aapping mite that
live in the crack and crevice.
Ql J5C half gaL 60c, gal JI-00.
Conkey'a Head Lice Ointment
rubbed on the heads of little chick will
quickly kill the deadly head Iouk without
Injury to the chick. Safe and ture. 10cand2Sc
Vow Mom, B.tk If OA.,1. Lk. KUiM
Pi.u.lbu O MM S.Utfr
Lauthers Mercantile Company
Office Phone Columbia 24
Residence Phone Columbia 198
St. Johns Express, Transfer
and Storage Co.
Piano Moving a Specialty. Haul-
ing done to and from Portland
Residence 400 East Richmond
Office 103 North Jersey Street
Daily trine to Portland.
CHAS. SAGERT, Prop.
ORDER EASTERN STAr
Minerva Chapter No. 105
Meeta Rverv First and Third
.Tuesday livening of Each
Month in Hickncr's Hail.
Zella K, Johmtou, Worthy Matron,
lit. J, At Stephen, Seeretary,
they arc up to the minute; they I
fit, are all wool and they wear.
The volume of business at our Men's
Toggery steadily increases; the Suit
Sales were about double over last March.
Widely scattered have been built
by the Portland Railway, Ulit &
Power Co in puny for the purpose of
Reliable Electric Service
to its patrons. Through high
tension transmission lines each
of these generating plants are inter-
communicative, so that the service
is insured against unforeseen
Phoue Columbia 215
That Good Coal
One Ton S10.00
Two Ton $19.00
Cord wood, first growth $6.00
Lev Orders at St. Johns Water
R. A. JAYNG, Al. D.
Office over Flr.t National Dunk
Office Phone Columbia 262
Nee. Phone Columbia 1 96
JOSCPH McCtinSNEY, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon.
Day Nlht Ofllca in McChemey b!k.
St. John. . On ton.
I Paio instruction
Studio 401 Altn Street.
I MISS AlALGNA E. LONG
J Phone Columbia 7
O. J. QATZAIYER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
ST. JOHNS . . OREGON
PERRY C. STROUD
Firtt National Dank Building
ST. JOHNS . . . OREGON
THAD, T. PARKER
ATTORrifiY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW-
Rooms 7 and 8
Holbrook UuilditiK ST. JOHNS
Phone Columbia M
First National Bank building.
DR. J. VINTON SCOTT
Opn Evening and Sunday by Ap
pointment, Office Phone Columbia 140
Retident Phone Columbia 38
jjjfefc LAUKlI lODGt
No. 186 I. O. 0.;i
ST. JOHNS, OHCGOr
Meeta each Monday evening in Odd FmV
lows hall at 7:30. A cordial welcome to
all vUitinR brothers.
Noble Oram!, O II. Rcnbam.
Trraurr. It. V. Claik.
Kc See. O. S. Havoc..
Fiu. Sec. . K. S.TWrigbt.
HOLMES LODGE NO. 101
. KWCHfs or pvtmias:
Meets every Pridav night at
7:30 o'clock in I.'O. O. V
Hall. Visitors always wel.
A. W. PICKRI..C. C.
D. P. HORSMAN, K. X. S
DORIC DODGE NO. 132
A. r. and A. M.
on first Wednesdays of
each month in Blckner's
Hall, Visitors welcoae.
Cbs A. W, W. M.
A, W, arts, Secretary,