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28c Ant. for fresh eras. 12Vie lb. for dressed Pork, lie lb. for dressed Vrl 16c lb. for Mr chickens. Smith part th above prltes. Hi never ehtnres you commission. You iret ALlt of your money when you ship to Smith. Address XTtANK U SMITH MEAT CO. "riehtlng tho Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OnCQON Dr. B. E. Wright Hr your teeth out r A pinto and brides worV dene. J or out-oMown patrons we links plaU uiiubw vtuik ui one oar u necessary. MiWCnwii,,,, J5.M 22V IW(. Tn6 J3.5( ) CUMim $U 1 tut Wit,.. Sl.tX Jl MlmlOmrl sutej ;$H CJR,Mrh.lJS.OC rut - MeWii tunc). . 50t tlEST METHODS TalnleM Extraction Frr when nlslm or bride. work Is ordered. Consultation Fre. You cannot fret letter painless wotk anywhere, no matt now mucn you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed for riltsen Year Dr. B. E Wright Co. 342J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at depot and transfer to Wsshlniton SI i Slap on the Wrist. Tlithtwnd Did you oror notice, my dear, thnt nonrlr Ml thoso minora re ported In the papers nro single munT Mn. Tightwad Ye but that's only onturnl Married miners nro too com mon to be worth mentioning. Tho next Point Pnr as llttlo nttonlton to diicotirntrtv tnents m possible. Mow nhend as a tonmer doei, rnln or ihlno, rough or niooth. To carry your cargo And mnVo your port li tho point MalU D. Dftbcock. Hindlno It to Him. Td llko to bo rich." "How rich?" "Just rich enough so that you would fiinrry me." TlgJ Aron't you nalrnmed (or want' Inr nil the rrnnT in world V Ohi Deserved a Lathering. Mr. Hashlelgh Somothlnir vrron with your glass of wntor, Mr. Hoarder! noaraor inere'a a hnlr In the Ico Mra. llzItuposslblol ahnved that Ice myself. au your eweat m 1 1 s. mam or BrMltf DialcUl Ser'J ABMona CoW Water Uawd Stock "Ota, 0" Hm-M Wit P K.AND S'C'EMlcAL0. ' PHARMACISTS 1 I'hone Main 113 401 Hun Si Vancouver, Washington OREGON AGRICULTURAl COLLEGE Trains for success In tho Industries. Provides practical and liberal educa tion. Strong Faculty. Modern Equip ment. Offers courses in Agriculture, Forestry, Domestic Science and Art, Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy. Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910. Illustrated literature, giving full In formation, sent free on application. Address the Iteglstrar, Corvallis, Ore. NURSERY CATALOG New. Handsome. Instructive, Up, to-Dt. describing- FRUITMDORNAMEWTALTREESk SHRUBS, VINES, ROSES, BERRV PLANTS, ETC Krte request WrtU now, men, tlonlng- this paper. J. B, PILKINGTON, Nurs.ryman Portland, Oregon Drink Cured in Three Days "The Neal Cured Me" Habit No Hypodermic Injections. You can tale this treatment at the Institute or your home, end your money will t returned If a perfect cure Is not affected, Inreotlgste this, it will only take a few momenta to phone us for information. Personal and financial reference on application. For fuU Informa tion, phone, write or call at the NEAL INSTITUTE Phone. Hanhall 2400 354 IUU St HOR TLAND. ORB. J Union Painless Dentists Out-of-Town People 0&ud remember th our fore If to ornnUe! that we ca do their entire Crown. ttrUie aud ifUte work inftdeylf mcetrr J'o(ueJj pJeJee eitrecw Us fre when tie tee or bridjr are ordered. Y e re aoTe the meet acUite tevto u4 root wlthoot Ike leaet reia, Ho etodt. no a&cert&iiU, bat tecUl Uu wba do tho bum. eeUntltio &4 careX&l work, j a4j Mte&de&le. Full Set of Teeth $5.00 Brids-e Work ar Teeth without Pistes 13.50 to $5 Gold Crowns f 3.J9 to SS.00 Foreskin Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Cold or Porcelain Filling , $1.00110 Silver FUUnn SOcUafl.OO KertPUu Made ..........$7.50 No chars for Painless Extractur when ether work 1 dese. U year' Guarantee with alt work. Kew. la.aa. UIP.K1. aSlrsUantsosSiree. The Wonders About Us. Let not enro nnd humdrum deaden is to tho wonders and mysteries nmld which wo live, nor to tho splondors nnd glories. Wo neod not translate ourselves In Imagination to soma oth er ephoro or stnto of being to find tho mnrrolous, tho dlvlno, tho trnnscond ent wo need not postpono our day of wonder nnd appreciation to somo future tlmo nnd condition. Tho truo Inwardness of this gross vlslblo world housing llko nn npplo on tho bough of tho groat coftmlc troo, nnd swelling with all tho Juices nnd potencies of tlfo, transcends anything wo havo dreamed of supcrterrostrlnl abodoa, John Uurroughs. USE ALLEN'S KO0T-TAB3 Antiseptic Tnlilct. Inn mitlv relieve iminrtlnp, nvrcllln.-, sweat tig in the fret, llenlltiK tn lore xp.itn. Tho tirntlvo top ertlt hi Alton's root-Ease ttlie n lsn tltt powder) ntv innlli lnall ci.iiililncil In AUon'a rout-Tabj lor ths root-Bath, l'osltlve rt'llcf for hot, Mvciitltitf, goto foot mm uuicKiy ii iiinvc iiic ouor ! pcrsturn Mom. "Ki-oI-TiiIh fur r'mit.Tnbs." All Druitgiiits. Tk. Hnlntilo FHUB. Allen 8. uimaieu, iaj uoy, . v. A Passing Acquaintance. "Harry, said tho trnvollng man's wlfo," I havo n lottor from n friend in Lonolyhurst. Havo you nny customers thoro? Tho drummer snld no. "Then you don't know anybody In that town?" "Not Intimntoly. Of courso I know everybody thero by sight." "Why, how enn thnt boT" "They nil como down to tho rnllwny station when tho flvo o clock nftornoon passcngor trnin stops to let tho over land ox press go by." Youth's Com oaulon. CASTOR 1 A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature flow Matches Are Made. Certain kinds of mntcbos nro ahnved with tho grain from sawed blockai others nro cut both wnya by saws. In till furthor vnrlutloa tho block nro boiled to tnako them cut easily. Dy somo machines n bollod or otonmcd log la revolved on Its own axis, and a haver tho thtcknoss of n mntch Is cut round nnd round. This shaving Is nt tho snmo tlmo cut Into lengths nnd split Jnto mntch sticks. It may bo snld thnt thiro Is hardly n limit to tho varieties of mothods omployod. Hound matches nro mndo by forcing them through dies, Harper's Wockly. Iteit. Weak. IVearv. H'al.rr !S. nellevwt lly Jlurlno I'vn Itomeily. Try Murine I"or Your i:yo Troubles. You Will IJko Murine. It Hoothra. 10a nt Tour imiasiiia. wruo i'or i:ye hooks. I res. aiurin jsys iiemeoy co ciiicsko, Qrand Scenery In Arizona. Arltona has noma of tho grandest ecnery In tho world tho famous Grand Canyon of t.ho Colorado and tho wonderful Chalcedony forest, with trunks four feet thick, crackod Into ox qulsltely colored blocks, being promi nent. Dog Forsook His Chum, Policemen wore summoned by tho loud howling of n dog to thn roscuo of another dog thnt had fallen into tho river at Yarmouth, England. Tho sec ond animal was saved, nnd tho first then refused to leave tho policemen, and apont the night at tho station. Where tho Leap Came In. Fair Arrival Hut why do they call this unplcturesquo spot under a craggy treo 'Lover's Lenp?" Her Friend Probably bocnuso you can't alt here ttvo minutes without a caterpillar dropping down your neck. On the Installment Plan, One day Robert snld, "Uncle Dill, how much do you want for thoeo pupa?" "Oh, nbout $3 npleco," was tho reply, "nut, Undo Dili," snld Robert, "whnt could I do with a ploce Of pup? M-llneetor. Certainty Not. "I see your heroine flouts from room to room." "Of course," said the author of the book. "Would you expect ber to at tempt to walk In these now gowns?" Louisville Courier-Journal. One Writer's View of Life. The art of life consists In putting ourselves Into the place of those we do not understnnd, as well as of those who do not understand us, Ivan Pa nln. Males the skin soft as velvet. Improree any complexion, Ueat shampoo made. Cures most skin eruptions. Munron's Hair Jnviirorator cures dandruff. Stops hair from falling, Makes hair stow. If you have dyspepsia, or any liver trouble. use Munyona raw. raw fills. They cure Iili lousness. Constipation, and drive all impuriUes MUNYON'S HOMEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., Phlla, Pa. Ask your dealer for IMPERIAL Societe Chocolats A Mai ultt emetnea uau of (Mr qualify. If h Jot act carry them naJJinKl tout 40 Lewk BUg., Portland. Or. ROBBED OF HER HAPPINESS Woman Not Well Decause Husband Docs Not Kick at Size of Bills Misses His Grumbling. "You nro not looking well, Mrs, Wllllngton." "No; I haven't slept well lately." "Whnt'a tho troubloT Has tho hot woathor nftcctod youT" "Oh. no, it Isn't that." "I'll toll you what It is. You ought to glvo up tho practlso of drinking coftoo nt night. I know a lot of poo pto 'who toss nwnko all night attor thoy havo boon out to a Into dlnnor and finished with coffoo. I had to qult.lt raysolf." "I'm euro that Isn't tho causo of my trouble." "Havo you Boon n doctor?" "No. A doctor couldn't holp m& nny." "Out how enn you toll until you go to ono nnd lot him oxnmlno youT "Well, If you must know, I'm wor rying nbout my husband. Ho hasn't kicked nt tho bIzo of tho bills latoly, and bo's boon bo kind nnd ovon-tom-pered right along for n month or two thnt I fcol nlmost suro ho must bo loading n doublo llfo. Ah, if ho would onlj got to grumbling nnd mnklng It dlBitgreoablo around tho houso ngalnl" All They Could Afford. "Sir," snld tho Indignant citizen, "1 found a flshwonn In my hydrant this morning." "I'm very sorry," ropliod the com plnlnt clork, "that wo cannot n fiord to supply you with fish, but nt tho pres ent low rnto for wntcr tho host wo can do Is to furnish bait" MENTALLY UNBALANCED. "Why was Doctor Oruot oxpollm from tho medical soclotyr "For unprofessional conduct" "Whnt did ho dor "It was what ho didn't do. Ho nog- lectod an opportunity to porform nn operation on n rich pntlont" An Interruption, Among tho primary pupils enrolled In n Ilaltlmoro school thero this torm " Is tho son of n prominent business man of thnt city. Ono afternoon nt closo of school 1 tho youngster sought out his father In his office, to whom ho said: "Dad. I'm getting tired of school. 1 think I'll quit" "Why," naked tho astonished parent. "whnt'a tho mnttor, Tommy? I thought you wero fond of going to school." "So I nm, dnd," responded tho young ster, repressing a ynwn, "but It breaks up tho dny so." Hnrpor's Magnilno. Welahed In. Picking up a shnrp knlfo from tho meat stand tho customer oxtonds It to i tho butcher with tho remark: "I haven't any uso for It, but you may cut It off, and I'll take It along, anyhow." "Cut whnt out?" gaspa tho aston. (shed butcher. "Your hand. You weighed It with the roast, you know, and I want nil I pay for," Llfo. Not So Bad, Mrs. Myles You wnan't nt th. bridge party yesterday? Mra Styles No; I waa detained by sickness at homo, Mra. Myles So sorryl I hope your dear llttlo dog Fldo wasn't sick? Mra. Styles Oh uo; only ono of the children I Yonkera Statesman. Technical Explanation. Assistant Kdltor Whero la foreman today? the Compositor Ho dropped 20 feet from hla neroplano last night nnd pled his form. Agricultural Note. "Thoy nro putting parls greon on tho cabbages," said one summer girl. "Yea," replied tho othor. "It's hard to get anything that isn't artificially colored." Unanswered Yet. "Mamma," said llttlo Harry, peering over the dougbboard with much Inter "What la It, dear?" "If muklnir hre&rl mnVo, nMi. hands, like I've hoard you tell sister. ' wnere aoes tno airt go tor' Natural Propensity, "Billy Bangs la such a nice, breer sort of fellow." "Yes; I supposo that is why he llndi t so eaay to ralso tho wind." Contrary Sex. Jack Miss Calloway Is engaged to bo married. Haiol How do you know? Jack She says eho Isn't Advertising the Hotel. "Shall we advertise a gorge u veil as a lake?" "Make It a ravine. Some people bink a gorge means a lot to eat" All Ho Could. "Young man, do you make Um beat possible bm of your Usae?"" "Weil. I loaf all I oaa." Slightly Modified. little Viola had dleveloped tho habit of holding her thumb In, her mouth, oven while ontlng. Mother had ro sorted to all sorts of mothods te correct tho child and finally In dospera Uon said: "Viola, tho first thing you know yos will swallow your thumb, nnd then what will you do?" "Well, mothor, I should hato to swnV low It becauso I'd have a heaven of i tlmo without it" "Why, Viola," said the astonished mnthor, "whoro did you hoar an expre Blon like that?" "Well, voll," hesitated tho llttlo girl "I didn't hear It exactly llko that, mother, but I thought .t would sound bottor." Pettil's Cye Solve. No matter how bndly the eyes mai bo dtsoascd or injured, restores normal conditions. All druggists or Howard uroi., uurrnio, n. i. A Mosquito Proof steamer. Tho Jonathan Holt, tho first ocea going mosquito proof stoamor, has ar rived In tho Morsoy, says tho Londoi Times, Bbo Is tho first ship of special design for tho Llvorpool West Africa! trado. Professor Major Ilonald Iloss't rocommondations havo boon carried out by tho owners for mosquito proof tng all living quartors. Copper gauz fittings are provided for all doors, win dowa, sldo ports, skylights, vontlla tors and passages to provont tho mn latin bearing mosquito entering. Proof of Germs on Llpe. Mr. Gtophon Paget, at tho School oi Economics, London, England, exhibit ed a pleoo of golattno that had boct kissed by n man with clean lips, nat pointed out that germs had grows quickly ovor tho parts touched by thi lips, Ono could not, ho said, oven klsi tho surfaco of golattno without pro duclng tho outline of one's lips It germs. Lifelike. "What a noisy thing thnt bnss druu Isl" remarked tho claronot, dlsgustod ly. "Yes," ropliod tho trombone, "Jusl llko a human being, Isn't It?" "Like i human being?" "Yes, It's tho on with tho big head that makes tho most nolso." Scraps. APPETITE GONE -BEWARE it is a suro sign or somo inward weakness when the appetite commences to lag and you have that "don't care" sort of feeling at meal-time. It is something that needs immediate at tention, for neglect only brings on more trouble and often a long illness. Re store the appetite and keep it normal by tho use of Hostctter8 Stomach Bit ters. It is for Poor Appe tite, Indigestion, Dyspep sia. Costiveness and Ma laria. 1 e Why Ha Carried the Lantern. A blind man In Khoota (a Caucasian rlllngo) enme back from the river ono night bringing a pitcher of wator nnd carrying In bis hand n llghtod lnntorn. Somo ono, mooting him, said: "You're blind; It's all tho samo to you whether in. a i .-s. A S"V l. A a is any or n uu ui wni w to you s a nternr I don't carry tho an-' tho blind man, but to keep somo fool llko you from running against ma and breaking my pltcbor," LAZY LIVER "I find Cascareu ao good that I wouli . not be without them. I was troubled i great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarets Candy Catiiar Uc I fel very much better, I aliall cer tainly recommend them to my friends ai the best medicine I have ever seen." Anna Datinct, Otborn Mill Net a, Pall lUver, Mm Pleasant, ralatable. Potent Taste flood. Do Good. Never molten. Weaken or drlpe. 10c, tie. too. Never sokl In bulk. The nen nine tablet stamped OOC. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. IALC0H0L. OPIUM-"TOBACCO ilSB UUU I-cxIUt.l IMrM, uretfn. tWti ' MLVrrnVrrTiV'mLV' W. L. DOUGLAS HANO-seWCD PROCESS SHOES HEN'S $2.00, (2.&0, 3.00, (3.S0, $4.00, (5.00 vi uaui o w.oo, a, J.ou, JiOlS S2.00, 12.30 It. 13.00 THE STANDARD FOR 30 YEARS They are absolutely the most popularaad txitihoe for tbt price to America. They are the leader every- wner txcauie tbey bold th,lr ,hP. At better, look better and wear loo- ftt than other make, hey ar poiitlrcly tho most conomlcal shoes for vou to buv. W. L. Douelianame and ths retail prlco ar stamped oa tn bottom valu euarastted. TAKB NO SUBBTITUTEI If yoar dealer cianot supply you writ for Mall Order Catalog. W. L. DOUGLAS, Ilrockton, Mass. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT BATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTR1 Painless Extraction ,,.Prc Silver Filling XX Oold Fillings 75 MFCOold Crowns W Pore t Is In Crowns ...,.H Molar Oold Crowns U lirldge Work. UK.Goll,.l Inlay Fill. Pure Oold U Verv Nice Rubber Plata Si Bst Rubber Plate on Earth ,j ALL THIS WORK IS OUARANTKED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved ) twodollar earned. Ouror1(nAlrelUhleUodr Fainles Ustbods and our perfected oeSce ulc. SMnt savee us time and your money. MST0N ENTlSTJ,5thSNsrrisB, Fertlaad fasrsacI91H Meniiea. eeeMiie reeisaVs aad aider i rraak. lauUbasd la renUad It reui. 0k eveslasj lasUadlsaianaitlUiia,l(reeslsrsk. vars. THRESH GRAIN FROM SHOCK Much Better Method Is to Haul It Un der Cover and Do the Work on Floor of Barn, I do not llko tho Idea of threshing grain from tho shock, says n writer In mo Dnltlmoro Amerlcnn. A much bot tcr method for thoso hnvlng barn room Is to haul tho grain undor covor as Boon as It Is hard and dry, nnd let .It go through tho sweat In tho Btrnw, Havo tho barn and contents well In Biirod In n good company. Tho grain inny thon bo threshed nt ono's lolsuro, nnd both grain nnd strnw secured tho bost condition nnd without loss If you thresh ns drawn from tho Hold tho grain must bo thorouKhlr dry nnd hard, and even then thero Is danger of tho whent heating If Btorod In closo granary In a Inreo hcnD. Tho barn doom nnd windows should bo opened, nnd tho whont turnod ovory two or thrco days and nproad out to got thoroughly dry nnd hnrd beforo being shipped to mnrkot Tho whont crop la tho monoy crop of tho farm, and Is tho main rollanco on most farms for paying taxes and squaring up tho llttlo ncoounta that havo accu mulatod during tho busy season. has cost money, much labor nnd thought to grow It nnd you should got Its full vnluo. In tho hurry of In experienced fnrmors to got their grain to market boforo It Is In condition to ship by boat or by rati much loss often occurs. This loss Is sometimes much ns six cents por bushol. Oral that Is hoatod cannot bo Bold for grado No. 1 or No. 2. Tho only rem ody for such Is to havo it cloancd nnd drlod nt tho olovntor this tnkoa Um nnd monoy. A farmer In good standing enn bor row from his homo bnnk whnt monoy no mny neod to enrry him through, tho monoy mny bo had on n four-month noto nt six per cent. Doforo tho noto roturni tho grain enn bo sold whon in the best order for throshlng nnd clcnnlng, Qrnln cured In tho atrnw la much ooalor to throsh and clean, and tno straw Is In good condition for feed Ing. It pays hnndsomoly to havo tho whont elenn nnd In good morchnntnblo condition It Is onsler to soil nnd bettor price enn nlwnys bo had. MILK COWS REQUIRE WATER To Properly Dlaest Food She Eats It Is Ostter to Let Animal Drink Frequently. Milk cowa need wntor froauontly during hot dnys, just ns n man doos best If ho drinks n few sups of wntor, occasionally, nororo ho gets vory thirsty, rnther than drink gront slulcos onco or twlco during tho day. A cow requires water often to Dron- eny digost tho food sho oats, so It Is Utter to glvo It to hor frequently than In largo quantities onco or twlco a dny. If tho pnsturo Is provided with strtnm of clonr wator running through It or n wind mill and woll, tho cowa will of courso tako enro of tho wator l problom to suit thomsolvos, nnd If you watch thorn long enough you will aoo inem drinking sovoral tlmei n dny. If thoro Is no stream or wind milt nnd tho well or spring Is not In tho pnMuro, try tho following plrvi of uiitnrlng thorn nnd wntcn tho milk returns and aoo If Iho labor Involved Is not woll paid for. Tako n number of hnlf barrols and place them nt convenient spots In tho pnsturo, sinking thorn Into tho ground I tlx or eight Inches, undor troes If thero Is such shade. If thoro nro no twos then build on tho sunny side of onch barrel n lean to shed to mnko n shndo, high enough to penult tho cows to como under nnd drink. Twloo n dny fill n barrel or two with water from your well or spring, plnco 0 ,,, p hnrrt Beo Umt , b , J, J ramnln ln nnv nf ,,,, , ....,. to got stagnant This makes oxtrn work, but If you havo no running wator In your pas ture you will find It better to do this than water your cows onco or twice n day, possibly at milking time. You i win got good returns for tho extra work In tho Increased quantity of milk, and In tho contontod, placid disposition of your cows. Plantlnn Perennial Seed. Tho bost tlmo tor plnntlng perennial sfeds, such ns hollyhocks and tho llko, la just niter tuo needs havo ripened They are fresh nnd full of vitality, nnd will germinate nnd produce hotter plantathan when kept for n longer time, Uathur thoso seeds nnd plant them during tho summer, ha thoy Ipen, nnd give the eeodllngs' partial hado and plenty of rnolsturu. Ily fall ,hey w"' ,,ecomo strong, young plants, aim urn uo sol uill III )lirilllinuni nlacoa r hod d transplanted tho following spring. All seedlings must have n protootlng mulch or other cov' erlng for tho first winter, Peed tho Turkeys. IlccaiiBo turkoys are good forngors It will not pay to lot them go without proper feeding, especially If thoy are wanted for early market. Cream Separator, Another great blessing In n farm hom Is the cream separator, for not only are tlmo nnd labor saved, but the luduty ot tho butter Is Improved and the amounts Increased. When n sep arator Is used all of the cream can bo saved sweet nnd clean. Thoro Is no rancid cream to tasto In the butter, and when once ono sees tho Impurities which the separator removes from the milk ono does not want any until It has gone through this process. Dust Preventive, The department of agriculture has been experimenting at Washington with whlto wasto sulphite, which Is producod In tho manufacture of paper, as n dust proventlvo. The material proved to bo of little vnluo In single treatments, but tho concentrated mate rial became a semipermanent dust proventlvo and road binder. Proper Peed for Costs. Like sheep, goats llko rough horbago and will eat a groat many weeds j but If thoy are to be kept In tine condition must have grain and hay, just tho samo as sheen Sherman ylay& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. dtfci miv v- J&, this Wellington Plnno wo'ro selling wo'ro willing to lot it bo irS OWN SALESMAN. It will toll ifs own story to you in your homo if you'll send us tho coupon. Pitas sena me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano ofltr. A'am Reverie. Rorerlo, llko tho rnln of night, re stores color nnd forco to thoughts which hnvo boon blnnched nnd wearied by tho hont ot tho dny. With gontlo fortillslng powor It nwnkona within us a thousand stooping gorms and, na though ln piny gathers round us ma terials for tho futuro nnd Images for tho uso of UilonL Rovorlo Is tho Bun dny of thought, nnd who knows which Is tho moro Important nnd fruitful for man, tho laborious tension ot th wcok, or tho ltfogivlng ropose ot tho Babbnth Amlel'a Journal. Were Well Tnuoht. The children of nn Infant school In Wales are taught vory much by signs, Tho hand of tho teacher slopod alg nlflos "oblique;" tho hand hold flat, "horliontnlj" tho hnnd upright, "por pendlcutnr." Ono ot tho Welsh bishops wns ptvnchlng ono dny In bohnlf of tho school, when, observing tovornl children whispering togothor, ho held his hnnd upright In n warning mnn nor, monnlng thereby to Impoao si lonce, oa which nlmotit tho wholo school, In tho midst of tho sormon, shouted out, "rorpondlculnrl" Mothers win And Mrs. Winslow Bnnthlos Brrut tb beit rnmedr In tile for their cliUdran 4uiiof in icsiuiDi reriuu. Tc a Certain Owset Extent "Do you wholly trust mo, darling?" murmurod tho young man to tho fair creaturo who wns sitting betldo him on the front sont ot tho trolloy cnr. "I do to n certnln extent," sho re sponded after a llttlo hitch ot hosttn- Uon. "Whnt extent? ho naked, anxiously. "Why," she explained, "I would trust you to the mtont of not bolng nfrnld of thoro bolng nny poison In a box of candy you might ssnd me by malL" Truly Wonderful Alarm CloeK. A few yoara ago tho Ktonch govern ment acquired by purchaso from private collection a wonderful alarm clock whloh waa once tho property of tho grant Napoleon and which not only tells tho tlmo ot dny, but, as woll, the day, tho month, tho year, tho moan solar tlmo, tho phases of the moon, and Indicates, In addition, the quarter hours. Its attachments also Includo a thermometer. Set Age Limit on Marriage. According to Russian law no man or woman who has attnlnod tho ngo of eighty can contract a legnl ninr- rlnge. No othor country nowndnyn Imposon Much a restriction, In nnclont Homo, howover, legislation on this point wns ovon moro ntrlngrnt, tho maximum ngo limit for mon bolng sixty and for women fifty. Delicate Irony, MnVnr, tho great Vlenneso painter, was tnclturn to a fault. It is rotated of him that once at n dlnnor party ho sat next to Mine. Qallmeyer for a wholo hour without uttering a syllab lo, whon his fair neighbor playfully nudged htm with hor elbow and said: "Come, Horr con Makart, let us cbango tho conversation." Teaoh Obedience, Let children understand thnt dls- obedlonco is suro to bo followed by punishment. A child seldom disobeys Nature more than once in touching a hot lamp-glass. It will soon learn to oboy you ns well. Never allow It to nak why. You know; that Is enough. Physlesl Powers of Insect. Ants will carry loads 40 or CO times as boavy na themsolves, Tho beetle can movo a weight 112 times his own wclghL Tho houso fly given COO strokes of Its wings In ono second, and this enables It to got a dlstauco of S3 feet Useful New 8ubttance. Reslnlto" Is tho nnino of a new substance Invented In Germany, use ful as a aubstltuto for celluloid and Ivory, It rondors wood, papor and pasteboard Imponotrablo and makos pine, for example, so hard that It rap idly dulls a planer. The Cough of onsumwon L Your doctor will tell you that fresh air and good food are the real cures for consumption. But often the cough is very hard. Hence, we suggest that you ask your doctor about your taking Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It controls the tick ling, quiets the cough. A W publUU oar formuU Wm hielsn .laaksl y from ur mdtaiQ iers W urg 7011 to 0ODuli yoar dootor One of Ayer's rills at bedtime will cause an Increased flow of bile, and produce a gentle laxative effect the da following. Formula on each box. Show it to vour doctor. He will undenttnd it a glance. Dote, one pill at bedtime. e Ibd r Us 1. 0, Afl 0., tewsll, afes Wo want you to try this Plnno IN YOUR HOME FREE. Wo wa..t you to try it nt our cxponso becauso At tho end of thirty days tho Plnno ITSELF will convinco you of tho following facts: It'a tho best vnluo on earth for tho prico ($275). It'a MfSC1.U'and MECHANICALLY rlghtl Wo know thoro Is so much real vnluo In for $276 on easy payments thil Address, Children Joined In Wedlock. Drlton Porry, In Glamorganshire, England, clalmn to hold tho record for Juvonlllty In mnrrlngo. Quito recently a mnn of fourtoen years married a woman of loss than thirteen, and now n youth of twenty-six has married a wlfo of twolvo nnd n hnlf. 8ho wonf on hor honeymoon ln n short frock! - and traveled nt half fnrol Belgium's Fine 8es Front. Tho Bea front of tlolglum, which r tonda nbout 40 miles, Btrotchlng from Holland to France, Is paved almost en tlrely for tho entlro longth, and forma ono hugo, wldo ocean boulevard. And this, by tho wny, Is tho most pro. ductlvo of publlo works In tho klng dom. . Tho Lsit Otraw. John Smith fell down tho oet1a stairs tho other day nnd broko his left leg, his right nrm, two ribs, his noso, ono flngor, nnd cut his ecnlp, sprained his nnklo, nnd put his shouldor out oi JolnL Rut ho didn't ronlly begin to fool bnd nbout It till his wlfo asked him If ho wns hurt. Rxchnnna. Whero Appetite Is Keen. A day's rations for ono mnn on ) slcdgo journey across tho Polar so consists of four ounces of condensed milk, ono-hnlf ounco condensod ten, ono pound pommtenn, three ounoos (liquid potrolflum oil, throo ounces) (liquid) puro alcohol, ono pound ship's) biscuit HO-WAIU) r. IIUItTOa - ,.r and CbsmlK. Uedtille, .tyhirada. Miwlmen .Mlcvei tlM. Kilter, id. II. tlllier, Uo 0.ild, hwi y.ina or lVrr. II. Malllesenveloseii't tall vitrei! fn nu arrllrst Inn, Vnt ml ed . Ilmilni woia e Helled. Aeierencei OeiUwslehslUiiMd lUek. KODAKS DPA?,D Writ for ealalovure and literature. nvLx,ln and printing-. Mall order slven prompt attention Portland I'hoto Supply Co. Hi Third Utreet ruin LAND. OKK. Tents, Awnings, Soils Cell, llianetli, Ciitii ii Csrrrs I or l.Oor) at fartorr prices. PACIfIC IINr AM) AWNINfl CO. 27 N, IlrstUU Portland. Or. TRY- MURINE mtAV" EYE REMEDY y win m. u Liquid form, 23c, 60e. Stlit Tubsi, 28c, 11.08. MEDICAL II of n DEPARTMENT Illeh Standard Thoroush Courses 8rsslon Uvlns 8ept IS, l)t. Kur catalogue aj. drrealkan. Dr. fl. C Joaephl, oio ueuum liidg., roitiand, Oregoa M-U JP- n Establish 1900 COLLECTORS We II uy and Colled Notes, Mortise, and Real 1st! lontracts. No Collection No Chen. VYormter UUgH I'ortland, Ore. 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