St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, August 05, 1910, Image 3

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    Say!
Where's that Pig?
If there la a fit left In anr earner of the
Northweet w want It, We want as mneh
dreeied pork M we can poaalblr sat We will
pay aa follows for produce. Wa narar take
off eommtealon. Ship br eipreaet
Dressed Pork.,.,,,,, , 12He
Dressed Veal, loe
rresh t yitf 28c
Uve Chi. lens-Hens I7e
Spilng chickens 20c
Atldreea all ihlpmenta,
I-RAN1C U SMITH MEAT CO.
"nehUns the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON
Dr B. E. Wright
Hare your teeth out and ptala and brldire work
dona. For out-of-town patrona w flnUh plata
ana orrasa worx in ona oar u neeeeury.
PKtrEa.
lUWCrmt, .$5.00
BWfl4 $3.50
uirati.,....$l
tauariras-i, $1.00
Mnr fatl . 50cn
Ced KiUn rtn $5.00
fell SH KiSto
run $7.50
fiMtM tUnrSee.. 50c
II EST METHODS
Talntraa Extraction free whan plat or brides
Work la ordered, CofMutUllon Free, You cannot
fel better palnlMUi work anrwhera, no mat tar
now muxn you pay.
All Week fully Guarantee rl for fifteen Year
Dr. B. L Wright Co
342J Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
tke ear at depot and transfer to Waehtacton St.
The Analyala.
"Old you have the soil of your back
yard aaalyxod by the agricultural de
partment?"
"Yes. They said It constated largely
of glass, tin and putty, with traces ot
builder's lima, aud auggcated that It
might do to raise a mortgage on."
Louisville Courlor-Journal.
The Ilitetor Kaptnlna,
Deacon Qllea Doctor, there's a quti
tlon I have been wanting to ask you. In
what language did tho aia speak to
llalanm?
The Itov. Dr. Fourthly In Its own
language. Ilnlantn had bean making
an ass of hlmaelf and he had no trou
ble In understanding.
Ita DlellnKiilertln feature.
Bprockctt You'vo talked a good deal
about your now automobile, what I
there so specially attractive about IIT
Bparker when I come along with It
this afternoon In front of your place ot
business Just you take a good look at
that girl on the front seat.
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
aro quickly relieved by Wyutt's Atlhma
Ketneiiy. uuarnniceu or monoy rotund
rxl Ask your druggist or tond six
cents postage tor r ret) aampio to
J. C WYATT, DruggUt.
VANCOtiVfR, WASHINGTON.
PACINC EMPLOYMENT CO
of Portland. Orcson
funNisnts help rncc
TO CMIHOYtHS
Main iflea, U North Bacond HU Main (470; A It
UdM IVpU fttV MorrUwi HU Main lOCi A SMI
Phone or wlra orders at our eiponee.
EXCLUSIVE
OPTICIAN
Ktret elaaa work at
reasonable prtcaa.
Free atamlnatlon
and perfeetlr DttaJ
tiiiiM aa law aa
$2.00
Na faklnjr m.tlubl.
UK. V. L. IIATJHUS
Suite 427, Marquam Building
fourth Floor
Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore.
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
Palnleae Katractlvn .... Prtt
Bilver Fllltnca 5fe
I OeU PilUnn lit
M K Qo'.i Crown
rorcelalrt Crowns ,,,,.11
Molar OolJ Crowni .,..
UrUce Work, It K. Oold. . . .
Inlay Pllli. HureOoM It
very Mice KuLDer run u
Beet Rubber Plata on Earth tl
ALL THIS WOKK 13 GUARANTEED.
Don't throw your inuiejr away. A dollar aavx
la twodoiiara earn. 4. Our orUiual reliable VIuJ . i
I'alnleaa Metbode a id our pertacted offlca equip,
rnent uvea ua trmaand yourmoney.
SOSTON DENTISTS. JlheiHerrlMrt, Portland
Cauuca IfHt Martina. tnlu wt.ee u4 Muer a
TntX. tiuUiiUJ la Pentwa 10 jtut, Or ocdIjii,
- , . 1 1 i . . . if. in - - i t . i
mmm ,. n, wmAt . - ,m I VI )np, WVW wpit.
NOW 'dest TIME
or taa year to nan
irer taatl& cut aaL
Plata andbiii4e
workaooa. aorouu
cr.tova iatroaa are
PnUti Plata and
t. r 1 .1 im Wnrr In (in.
oarirnacaaauy,
raioiii
rWirCfMU $5.00
KkBrMeTat3,50
curanjn 1.00
auMinman 100
tbt rutiifi ,50
. ruin. 5.00
But R.iur
rut 7.50
H. W. 1. WH, tumut m Muiut flaln titf'lloa .50
II tun niuUHU la rwaua aT Umnaam
falnlM Extraction Vrta vkaaplataa or brUca ork
la ordered. COMoluttoa rraa. ioi caaoot aet Mttee
aalnleM work anrahere. no matter how naca yon pay.
All work f uUy guarantee! 'or fKteaa yeara.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATED
Painless Dentists
fttkf TMrd t WaaMaftaa, PMTUW.OMtea
C. Gee Wo
I Tha Chfaesa DmIw
I ThU woadafu raan baa
y made a Ufa etudy of tha
f propertlaa of Roota,
' Uarba and Barka, and
ta glrlnjr tha world tha
baoaAt of hla aarricea.
a No Mercury, PoUona
JorDrmeUaed. No
ll, OperaXloae or CutUns
Guarantaaa to euro Oatarrh. Althma, Lotur,
Stomach and Kidney troublea, uoi all Prirata
DUaaaee of M a and Women.
A SURE CANCER CUKE
Jut racalved from Pekrn, China aafe, sure
and reliable. U-fallins In Ita worka.
If you cannot call write for symptom Uaak
and circular. Incloae 4 ceota la etampe,
CONSULTATION rfE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
162V firat St., cor, Morrieoa, portlxoJ, Oe-,
mr Tew
ssssssssssrlssss
Sst ssal
IIBSSSSSSLl
KsssssssssssssssssssssssV. sssssssssssH
-The WeTTly Weda.
Sometimes we interpret too literally,
"I want to learn to make Jelly," said
tho newly Installed housewife. "Is it
hard?"
"Oh, Lord, no, mum I" replied tho
cook, with supremo pity. "It's soft."
Judge.
Worms
"Caacareta are certainly Bar. t sere a friend
one when the doctor was treellnc him for cancer
of theetomach, Tk neat morning he paeeetl
fourpleceeofa tape worm, He then (ot a bog
and In three Jiji htMiirt a tepa-worm 45 feet
long, it wae Mr. atatt rreca.oi Miuertourg,
Uauphln Co., Pa lam quite a worker for Cca.
rtti. Iuk them myeclf and End them beneficial
tor moet anr aieeaae caueea ny impure blood.'
Chaa. It, Condon, IxwUton, re,, (Mifflin Co)
Plruant, PalaUble, IWnt TaU Good.
Do Rood. Never Slckn. Weaken nr Gripe.
10c tie, toe. Never roll In bulk. Tha gen.
nine tablet atampnl OOC Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
Youthful Taatc.
"Wo keep our own cow," explained
tho hostess, proudly. "So wo'ro sure
of our milk."
"Well," Interrupted the small son of
tho guest, Betting down tits cup,
"somebody's ntung you witb a soul
COW." Toledo Iliads.
There's a Itrnaon,
Physician I have told you to take
long walks In the open air, and you
aro not doing It.
Confirmed Dyspeptic I know It, doe
tor, but you told me I was to take them
on an empty stomach, and I never hav
an empty stomach. Chicago Tribune
Not 1'nrtlcnlnrly Imprraeed,
Mr. Upsome You had a good time
seeing the Ittvlsra while you were
abroad, I presume.
Mr. Struekett'Itttch Er yes, but
on performance was enough for me.
I've seen it played lota better right
here In Cincinnati. Chicago Tribune.
Thnntiht qulrklr.
"What Is a totem polo?" his wife
asked.
"A totem polo" he said, thinking
fast, "Is tho rati or polo on which
nn objectlonablo citizen Is ridden or
toted out of tho community." Huff
to Express.
Mlito I.lifhla an lllatory.
Nero was explaining why he threw
so many Christians to the Hons.
"I'm simply trying to give tho people
what they want, he said.
For even Nero disdained to hide be
hind the pretense that the mission of
the showman was to educate the pub
lie.
Tlomlndlnir lllin.
"Hello! Isabil, Is that your
"Tea."
"8ay, dearst
"8)i. (lerald! Haven't you seen th
new rule, that you mustn't talk over
the telephone as you would If you were
face to face?"
Keistcr's Ladies Tailoring College
Cuttlnc, Fittlnsr. Drafting, Design
Ing. Tailoring and Dressmaking taught.
Strictly uu-to-tlato In every stylo and
fashion, write- for terms.
143 1-2 ElTth St Portland, Orcton
lLll (X. 1900
COLLECTORS
Wa Buy and Celled Nolct, Marts asee, and Real
Calais Contracts. No Collection N Chant.
Wort titer Bwg., rorlUnd, Ore.
ITCH CAN BE CURED
In a ehort time by uelns
PLUMMER'S ITCH
REMEDY
In (O-eant carta only. Addreaa
. PLUMMCR DRUCt COMPANY
Third and Madison Portland, Or
GALL CURE
HORSE COLLARS
Are mad over CurltJ flair Wi and
will not gall the horaa. Write ua for
free (ample of tha Pad, Give tha name
of your human dealer. SoU by Ut
dealer everywhere.
W.H. McMONIES & CO.
PORTLAND, OREGON
COFFEEt
TEA SPICES
BAKINO POWDER
EXTRACTS
jMJSTKIGIIT
Cl)SSCTftrjCVFMl
NOXALL
Foot Remedy
OR TENDER, ACHING,
BURNING AND INriAMCD
FEET
KNOCKS ALL OFTEN S-
BEfORC IVE ODORS AfTER
Price 25 centi. At all drunUta or by mall.
Addreaa Dr. O, O. IXETCI1ER
Alls ley Bid?., Portland, Oregon
ASK Y0US CB0OK FOR X. 1 1 BRAND Of
Bbekg DitiB&diitl Spray
Aoaena CeM Water Lieud Starch
"Ckaa,0" Mo&t! Wa&sg Flud
3
TharmacistS
Phono Main 113
491 Main Si YaacMTcr, Wajbraetoa
NamedicQ
ABSOLUTELY CURES
DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES
MiNHFAtmrnrn ur
NATIONAL MEDICINE CO.. LTD.
Rooms 3 and 4. Shelley 81)c
Z211 Morrison 8U PortliacLOr.
Fko.. U.nlxll JU
1. APPENDICITIS REM ED.'?.
Thaooly knovn euro er Apad.l) wllhoot
the all ot the aalle. Olrai lomaaUt r.ll.f.
ja4 Sfecie a rerauaeal car la a aaort tlaia.
6. -SFEdAL" REMEDY.
Tor fVamaa'e Allaauta. Tamora. of the Baw.
&iaaey aaa Biaa4er Ina
a
e BalaatlSa Work la a home traaUaaat.
eall
treal&eat aaly,
aaa ve vui aawata. B taraal
Hi
mC I I
WHEN FACING DEATH
ST. LOUI8 ARCHITECTS HELPER
TELLS HOW IT FEELS.
Odd Things Came to His Mind as He
ThouQht He Would 8urely Fall
From Tall Building.
SL Louis, Mo. Ilnvo you over faced
death?
Do you know what it means to bo
confronted by tho grim destroyer,
what groat peril win do to your ner
voun system? Probably you have had
sotuo closo calls In your day and know
something of the omotlonB of n per
son who thinks his tlmo has come.
It not, tho following Incident related
by Qcorgo DubIi of this city may glvo
you aii idea of tho thrill of facing
dentii:
"Doing nn architect's assistant, It
was my duty to mensuro buildings
which wero to bo altered or enlarged,
mid one windy day 1 went to boo ono
of theso, which was n thrco-story and
bnsomcnt brick houso with tho'uaunl
nrcn nnd railings In front of IL Ad
Joining this was a llttlo higher build
lug nnd It was necessary for mo to get
tho oxact dimensions of tho brick
wall and chimney thnt projected nbovo
tho roof ot tho houso I was measuring,
"1 found n very largo nnd heavy
skylight In tho attic, which required
nil my strength to push up nnd out to
open. It was hold open by ft pivoted
stick of wood nnd by climbing through
tho opening I saw thnt I could nt retch
mysolf out on tho root and by holding
fast to tho edgo ot tho skylight open
Ing with my right hand 1 could roach
out with my left and racasuro tho
gnblo wall with my six-foot folding
rulo.
"I was sprawled out In this manner,
fnco down on tho stnto roof, with my
toft arm and tho rulo extended nt
full longth, when I suddenly boenmo
conscious that tho wind hod shaken
tho skylight looso from tho stick that
hold It opon and that It was falling
shut If I did not withdraw my hand
Instantly It would catch and crush IL
If I pulled my hand out I would fall.
"It occurred to mo that It might bo
posslblo to pull out my right hand and
Insort my loft, rut It would bo better
to loso my loft hand than my right I
also discussed with myself tho possi
bility of bolng nblo to hold my plnco
It I withdrew two or throo fingers and
sacrificed Uio others; but I concludod
that thoy would probably bo cut clean
off by tho edgo of such, a heavy sky
light and that I should slldo down to
tho stroot anyway.
"This Idea ot tho Insufficiency ot
mnnglod fingers to support my wolght
on such a sloping ropf suggested that
It might bo hotter to stick my arm
Into tho opening and that porhaps tho
Injury to It might not bo so aovoro as
to roqulro amputation.
"Aa woll aa I can romombor, tho
outcome ot my deliberations waa a de
termination to ohango hands and to
sacriflco tho left Instead of tho right.
I had no sooner como to this conclu
sion than It struck mo thnt there
would not bo tlmo to make tho chango
and that I might loso my hold alto
gether. H soemed to mo that I had
already changed my opinion as to tho
ruspectlvo merits of tho two bands nt
least a doten times.
"All this tlmo, remember, tho sky
light waa falling shut. Aa I look back
at It It aeoms tncrodlblo that I did not
spend at least half an hour thinking
over tha pros nnd cons of tha situa
tion, but It must havo boon less than
a fifth ot a second. My final rosolvo
was a determination to hold on, aa
there waa no tlmo to chango hands.
and to trust to tho ah rods ot my man
gled fingers to hold mo on tho root.
"Rut when tho crash camo and tho
skylight actually fall shut my hand
waa not In tho oponlug, I waa sliding
down tho roof on my way to the street
below.
"Tho odga was at least ten foot bo-
low me and I was gaining speed at
every foot. .
I distinctly remember tho railing
around tho arvtt nnd also tho nbaenco
nt any cornlco on the oave of tho
roof nothing but ft rusty old drip
cutter. The thing I could not romom
bor, although I mado desperato efforts
to do so, waa whether or uot that area
railing had spikes In It.
"I knew I should fall dlroctly upon
thoso ratlings and tho spikes bothered
mo. The minuteness with which I re
called everything about the houso Its
number, tho alterations that were
made In It, the sketches we had pro-
pared, the now Ideas we had talked
over all those things were reviewed
In tho effort to recall In connection ,
with one or other ot thorn something
that would answer the question, Wero
there spikes on that railing or not?,
"I suddenly became conscious that
I was no longer sliding down the roof. I
If MVfif-tlv lllrn U'nVInt m.t .e a '
dream, I then realized that my toes,
In dropping over tho edge of tho
slates, had caught on tho llttlo half
round Iron gutter.
"In another minute tho skylight was
pushed up by people who had heard
tho crash and come up to seo what
was tho matter. They soon hauled
roe to a place of safety."
iVOMAN FIGHTS BIG SNAKE
Mses Buggy Whip In Battle to Save
a Squab From the Rep
tile. Petersburg, Ind. Mrs. Wes Drenton,
living three miles east of here, fought
with a big snake measuring over four
feet long, and finally killed it. Sho
went to tho barn with Miss Edith
Vance to look at somo squabs and
found the big snake In a pigeon's nest.
The reptile had swallowed one squab
whole and another partly.
Mrs. Drenton grabbed ft buggy whip
and struck at tho snake, which showed
fight. She contluued to ply the whip
and sent Miss Vance to the houso for
a gun, with which she shot the snake
twice. On cutting open tha snake
the last pigeon swallowed was found
to bo alive and It la belnc kept aa a
relic.
Margie's Pills,
One day small Margie was standing
at the window when it began to hall.
"Ob, look, mammal" she exclaimed,
"It's raining pills P
not in the least alike.
Different Wnye Tnft nnd ItnneoTelt
Ilure) of Looking at 1.1 fe.
Externally Tatt Is everything that
Roosovolt is dot, writes William Ailed
White. Tatt beglna each day by a
woary, painful, perfunctory half-hour
ot cymnastlc gyrations a kind of
canned exercise which, having been
opened and dovourcd, finishes hla phy
steal duty for tho day. Hoosevclt take!
his exercise In the open, with the Joy
ot a satyr in It. Roosevelt's mental
. .,roce8,e. Rro nUCk. Intuitive and sure
rjnlj j,0 j,as mado up his mind he Is
a most open-minded person. Tnft
works It out. Ho Is never too suro to
recolvo now evidence. Tatt grapples
a proposition, wrestles with It without
. . ,,i . i. . -
l resting anu wuaoui laugue until u is
settled or solved. His Joy Is found at
tho end ot tho road. Roosevelt's Joy Is.
found In many roads. Ho wearies ot
monotony, nnd keeps divers Intereits
In his mind, many things to employ
him under tho head ot unfinished bml
ncss. It Provldcnco Is slow In sending
wars nnd rumors of wars what ho,
for tho nature taklral Let us bo up
mid doing.
Roosevelt has a marvelous moral
senno; ho has n dotcctlvo's noso for
finding Iniquity In measures. Taft has
n prodigious capacity for hard, con
eccutlve work and nn Instinct for evl
dtneo founded on n broad, charitable
affection for men, whom ho knows as a
huntor knows his dogs; nnd Taft finds
tho right ot things, as Roosevelt finds
It, but by a different path. Taft en
joys his meals. Roosevelt, absorbed in
work or play, would cat hay and not
know It, With Roosevelt culturo Is
llko bear hunting, trust fighting, muck
raking or fence Jumping, a rampant,
gorgeous reaction upon his Insatiable
soul. With Tatt culture Is a sweet, In
deDnallo mental and moral dlgeitant
tlncturo that colors his soul's eyes to
that ho may seo a delightful world; or,
to change tho flguro, It Is an easy gar
ment, a sort of drapery ot his spiritual
couch, which he wraps about him and
lies down to "pleasant dreams."
Iteil, Weak, TVenrr. Wnlery Kyea.
Relieved lly Murine Kye Itemed. Tr
Murine Kor Your ICye Troublra. You Will
.lke Mtirinn. It Hootliei. Mo at Your
Drucstita. Writ Kor Kye Hooks. Kfsn.
iiurlne Kya Ilemody Co., Clilcaco.
Itlvnlry.
Squire Durnltt I notice they's lots
more funerals In your town than ws
have In Lonelyvltle.
Uncle Welby Oosh (of Drearyhurst)
Yea; people seem to kind o' hate tha
Idas of beln' found dead In your vll
lia. Nat Unllty.
Ills Wife You msko It a buslnr-ii to
pick mt up whenever I forget myself
and say something unirammatlcal or
mispronounce a wordl
Prof, McOooile Make It a business,
my dear AlvlraT On tha contrary, It is
on of my recreations.
Moth era win find lira. WlniloVe rVtothlof
Syrup the belt remedy to uea In their thUOtaa
during- the teething Hi'od-
Caution.
"Why do you Insist on my golo
with you when you ask father for my
hand again V asked Kthellnda.
"llecausa," answered Claude, 1
n't want to give him any more op
portunities to presume because Uiorv
aro no ladles present.
Better Then UsusL
Bnodgrass Did you bare good, luck
on your last hunting tripr
Nymrodd Hotter than usual; was
shot at only four times snd hit only
twice,
Hint at the Rasson.
The patient is much better today,
nurse.
"Yes, aoctor. you remember you
didn't call yesterday."
u . ,.
.THE KEYSTONEi
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
The nrocess of difrestion
and assimilation depends
entirely upon the condition
of the stomach. If yours is
weak take a short course of
the Bitters. It prevents
Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Cramps and Diarrhoea.
ATCHISON Q LOBE SIQHTS.
The trouble with luck Is It Is most
Jy ot the wrong k'lnd.
Some homes always look as It the
family has Just moved in.
About the only vacation some peo
ple get Is In interruptions In their
work.
A woman Is Immensely flattered If
her husband tells her sho Is "broad
minded."
Aa soon as we get rid ot one diffi
culty, we usually find another waiting
to take Its place.
The only people who really have a
good time are those who enjoy being
Imposed upon.
Occasionally you meet a man who
dislikes to attract attention. Dut such
men are extremely rare.
There are a good many devils la the
world, according to the. man who al
ways wants to give the devil his due.
The older people get, the less regard
they have for looks in their "night
ies," and the more for comfort.
Women uso the same expressions of
sorrow In telling ot a disappointment
lb a dressmaker as ot a disappoint
ment la lore.
A man was trying to speak ot A
pacifier to-day, ar.d referred to him
as -peacelfler." Why Isa't "peacel
tt" a good word!
XI ALL CAINE OK KING EDWARD.
Author Telia Story of limit Mon
nrcli'a Vlalt to Iale of Mnn,
During n visit to the Isle of Man,
whero 1 first had tho honor to como
to closo quarters with him, ho took
obvious plensuro In the freedom with
which the pcoplo who surrounded hW
person spoko to him, Hall Calno says
In tho New York Hernld.
I remembered Hint ono of our com
pany said, pointing to the llttlo gray
town of Rumscy, which In a few hours
hnd becomo transfigured Into an ori
ental city, under the blaxo ot every
nvnllablo scrap ot bunting.
"This beats coronation day in Lon
don, your mnjrsty."
Tho King Btnllod nnd gracefully al
lowed himself to ngreo.
There wero no police with him that
day, no detectives nnd hardly any es
cort only n gentleman In light bowler,
two ladles In sailor hats, with n fow
carriages full of friends behind them
nnd a number of bicycle Journalists
scudding nt their side. It was a charm
ing picture n picture probably with
out parallel In nny foreign country.
It was tho picture of n sovereign who
folt nbsolutely safe In tho lovo and
protection ot tho pcoplo over whom ho
rutcd.
"I trust wo havo not tired you to
denth, sir," I snld.
Ho nnsworcd:
"it has been simply delightful, I've
enjoyed it nil Immensely."
The King's memory was nn extra
ordinary gift. Pointing to a monu
ment on top of a hill, ono of our party
said:
"Thnt is Albert Hill, sir. Tho tower
Is Albert Tower, so called after n
picture of tho prlnco consort's visit to
Rumscy In 1847."
"I remember perfectly," said tho
King. "I wns on the yacht with tho
Queen, but I wan only 7 years of age
and tho queen was HI, so I did not
como aehoro,"
"Perhaps you remember, sir, what
happened when tho prlnco consort land
ed." "I do. Ho had como unexpectedly
There was nobody to rccelvb him nnd
a local barber took him to tho top of
thu hill." A memory thnt retains nn
Incident of such llttlo moment ran
never havo failed Kdward VII. In re
'ntlon to grcnter events of his life.
FASHION HIN1,
The wardrobe of the lummer cl'l who
luin'l one or more little dresses on the
order of Ike ono fattened here, it de
cldetllr Ircoiniilrtt.
'I bis Is of light blue handkerchief
lir.en, pitntlluiiy trlmmtil Willi J run lace,
IhiI canted out very simply. The style
it oae mat it not extreme but siways
uainiy ami ixcoining.
JI0UBUII0I.D HINTS,
A plain salt gargle Is vory good for
sore throat.
Gnsollne Is good to clean soft whlto
leather shoes.
All froen puddings nro Improved
by being served with whipped cream.
Uso ammonia and water rather than
soap nnd water for washing mnrblo.
Milk Is good to wash whlto paint!
cold tea equally good to wnsh colored
paint.
In buying potatoes pick those that
are firm and lmrd and havo tho fow
est "eyes."
Lett-ovor biscuit aro much better
cut In two and toasted than If maroly
warmed over.
When cooking maokerel or other
salt fish, see thnt the skin side Is
placed uppermost.
To lengthen the llfo of a tin wash
basin, paint is inside with any good
quality of paint.
Clean zlno with kerosono, rubbed on
with a soft cloth, and follow with boll
Ing water.
A whisk broom that has outlived Its
usefulness can bo shortened and made
Into a sink brush,
A few chopped almonds added to a
custard or bread pudding will greatly
improvo its flavor.
A sprig of mint In tho water in
which potatoes or peas aro boiled will
add a piquant flavor,
Ilia Slualer'a Voice.
"I will not stand It, Doyle, and 1
giro you to know quito plainly that It
It wasn t for tho years aud years that
you have been In my employ you'd
havo gone long ao!" London Opin
ion.
Sturo Interratliiv,
Fair Girl My father mado hla for
tune when he was a young man.
Would you like to know how ho did it?
Gallant Youth Not particularly, but
would like to know It ho has It
still. Catholic News.
Suuiulril I.Ike Smoke. ,
"Isn't It disgraceful tho way women
snioko nowadays?"
"Why?"
"I Just saw an advertisement offer
Ing to any woman six puffs for a dol
lar." Purplo Cow.
Speaking aa a reporter, when wb
aro looking for news, we do not care
ranch for the latest Joko.
Wo have becomo used to having
rwaonla rsfuas ta lauvb at our Jokes.
Tim Klml Ynu IIuvo Alwnvs
turo of Chits. II. Fletcher, nntl him been in itio under his
i)or(initl fltincrvi.olon for over HO years. Allow no ono
to deceive, you in thin. Counterfeits, JuiltuttmiM nntl
Just-ns-pooil" nro but Experiments, nntl endanger tho
liculth of Children Expcriuuco n(;uin.st llxiieriiuent.
What is CASTORIA
Cnsforlti Is a hnrmlcss Milintltuto for Castor Oil, Pare
Rorlc, Drops anil Hoothinir Syrups. It Is I'lcasnnt. It
contains iiulthcr Opium, Morphine nor other Is'nrcotla
substance. Its ajro Is lt guarantee. It destroys AVornis
nntl allays Foverishness. It cures Dlarrhten nntl "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Count hint Ion
nntl rintulenev. It assimilates tho Fond, regulates tho
Htonuifh nntl Ilowels, giving health and natural Bleep.
Tho Children's l'auncca Tho mother's Friend.
The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought
Soars tho
Use For
THeeiNtau vm..mt, r
S7
In
Sherman J?Iay& Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON
It's
ivrrr.
6).
m
It's
right!
Wo
this Wellington I'lano wo'ro selling
D
we're willing to lot It bo ITS OWN SALESMAN.
It will toll 'j tui Hory to jot In your homo If you'll send us tho
coupon.
'caw avnu mt full particulars nnctmlng this untuual Piano oltr.
Name
Matter ot Years.
Knox Poplelgh doesn't brng about
that bright boy of his any more.
Dlox Has ho ceased to bo bright?
Knox Not exactly. Ho says about
the same sort ot things aa formerly,
but he'a got to tho age whero they aro
saucy.
England's Low Birth Rate.
EnalanJ's birth rato last year waa
the lowest on record S5.M a thousand
cf population. This Is nearly 1.0 bo
low the rate for 1008, which showed a
slight Increase ovor 1007, the first for
many years.
Heavy Snowfall In Alaaks.
"Probably you wouldn't bel!tve it,
but snow fell during the past winter
In Valdes, Alaska, to the depth of 68
feet by actual measurement taken dur
ing the year," said W. M. Oilman of
taat cltr. Washington Herald.
German Standard for Horses,
Tho Gorman standard for horses
heavily workod Is to havn a ration
furnishing 2.3 pounds digestible pro
tein and 14.3 pounds digestible carbo
hydrates and fat a day, which glvus
a nutritive ratio of 10.2.
Still Cheaper.
"Isn't It clamper to move than to
pay rent?" I Inquired of tho young
married man.
"I supposo It is," ho replied with a
settled air, "but my plan la cheaper
thun either; I llvo with my father-in-law,"
TRY. MURINE "iSlS
EYE REMEDY v wm uv. it
LUuld Fens, 29c. 60c. Salt Tube. 25c, 11.00,
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
useCRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c FULL POUND
tvtiy lis ma it.
"So you road every word ot the re
ports of that Investigation."
"Yes."
"And you feel benefited?"
"Unquestionably. I won my bot with
the man who thought I wouldn't havo
the nocessary nerve and endurance."
Your Hair
Contrary?
Is It Inclined to run away?
Don't punish It with a cruel
brush and combl Feed It, nour
ish It, save It with Ayer's Hair
Vlor, new Improved formula.
Then your hair will remain at
home, on your head, where It
belongs. An decant dressing
Keeps the scalp healthy.
Doti nof change the color tf the hah.
A
reraiule with eeea aellle
Shew it te year
aeeter
i.k hlra .bout ,
thea 6e ae he etjre
yers
Wc certainly believe this, or we would
noi ssy so. Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new Improved formula,
is a treat Preparation for the hair ami
scalp. Slops falling hair. Cures dan
druff. Promotes the growth of hair. -
5 Made the f, O. ajee Oe Lewell, Uui.--
Bouirht lias linrno tint hIlmiii-
Signaturo of
Over 30 Years.
Huaiae araeeT, eitr.
ST., PORTLAND, OR.
Wo want you to try this Plnno IN YOUR
llOMIi Ftthli. Wo want you to try It at
our oxpcnxo becauso
At iho end of thirty tlnys tho Plnno
ITSKLF will convince you of tho following
facta:
tho boat value on earth for tho prlco
MUSICALLY nnd MECHANICALLY
know there Is so much real vnluo In
for $275 on wy rxiimai that
AJJrvxi,
CHOICE LOT
IN IRVINGTON
High nnd sightly; GOxlOO; Inside:
cast facing; In block with beautiful
homes. Knst Ninth North, bet. Stan
ton anil Siskiyou; excellent carsorvlco.
Prlco $1700, plus balance duo on street
Improvements, $.135. Asphalt streets
nnd coment walks. Phono owner, Hast
1-IC0, or cull American Type,1 Founders.
Co., Socoml nnd Stark, Portland.
Same Old Kind.
Ituggles Havo you a tireless cooker
In your kitchen?
Haggles Yes, but It's tireless be-,
causo I can't afford to buy fuel for It
any more
The Sun's Host
The sua ill continue to give out Ita
present amount ot heat for thirty mil
lion years.
t
(ufis rUWTS PERMANENTLY CURQ
"a rOR fUll FArtllCUlASJ
leewti tMiniltTlwiiiruir. poutl and our,
! DAISY FLY KILLER KCW--!
W. sjIM. sJWMfc-"
111 lk
MfrM J sMUi, .m4
WaUMIto
f . . tM I fdn
04 U smImi Mt
tWJ f . 1
MA&QLD lOMIll
Union Painless Dentists
Full Set of Teeth $3.00
Hri.U Work or Teeth without I'latea 13 SO la IS
(ioUM'rowne J. JO ta tS.OU
rrelm I'rvwna .... $ J.JO to tS.00
or I'orteUm KIMnse , It.OOUn
Silver rllllnire 30c to 1. 00
Hot IMata Mule $7.30
No chanrea (or I'alnleaa Katractlnc when other
work la dene, li yeara' Uuarantoa wlih all work.
Ilwura.Sa.iu.toSit.iu. S8U MorrtaonStreel
Drives away Piles, Mosquitoes and Gnats.
It protects horses and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
aud strength from worry caused by
attacks of insects, and from the irritation
of their bites and stings. There is a
satisfaction In the relief it affords
domestic animals from the scourge of
maddening parasites and flies, betides the
profit iu returns. Horses do more work
on less feed aud cows yield more ant
better milk when relieved from the frenzy
Incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi
voracious, Insatiable insects.
Pour sizes, 3jc, 50c, 750 and ft, 35.
Ask your merchant for it.
IIOYT Cuumicai, Co. Portland. Oregon
P N U
No. 31-MO
WIIKW writing toaJvertleers pleuao
tuerttluu thla paper,