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Newspaper Page TextSay! Where's that Pig? If there la a fit left In anr earner of the Northweet w want It, We want as mneh dreeied pork M we can poaalblr sat We will pay aa follows for produce. Wa narar take off eommtealon. Ship br eipreaet Dressed Pork.,.,,,,, , 12He Dressed Veal, loe rresh t yitf 28c Uve Chi. lens-Hens I7e Spilng chickens 20c Atldreea all ihlpmenta, I-RAN1C U SMITH MEAT CO. "nehUns the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Dr B. E. Wright Hare your teeth out and ptala and brldire work dona. For out-of-town patrona w flnUh plata ana orrasa worx in ona oar u neeeeury. PKtrEa. lUWCrmt, .$5.00 BWfl4 $3.50 uirati.,....$l tauariras-i, $1.00 Mnr fatl . 50cn Ced KiUn rtn $5.00 fell SH KiSto run $7.50 fiMtM tUnrSee.. 50c II EST METHODS Talntraa Extraction free whan plat or brides Work la ordered, CofMutUllon Free, You cannot fel better palnlMUi work anrwhera, no mat tar now muxn you pay. All Week fully Guarantee rl for fifteen Year Dr. B. L Wright Co 342J Washington St., Portland, Oregon tke ear at depot and transfer to Waehtacton St. The Analyala. "Old you have the soil of your back yard aaalyxod by the agricultural de partment?" "Yes. They said It constated largely of glass, tin and putty, with traces ot builder's lima, aud auggcated that It might do to raise a mortgage on." Louisville Courlor-Journal. The Ilitetor Kaptnlna, Deacon Qllea Doctor, there's a quti tlon I have been wanting to ask you. In what language did tho aia speak to llalanm? The Itov. Dr. Fourthly In Its own language. Ilnlantn had bean making an ass of hlmaelf and he had no trou ble In understanding. Ita DlellnKiilertln feature. Bprockctt You'vo talked a good deal about your now automobile, what I there so specially attractive about IIT Bparker when I come along with It this afternoon In front of your place ot business Just you take a good look at that girl on the front seat. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER aro quickly relieved by Wyutt's Atlhma Ketneiiy. uuarnniceu or monoy rotund rxl Ask your druggist or tond six cents postage tor r ret) aampio to J. C WYATT, DruggUt. VANCOtiVfR, WASHINGTON. PACINC EMPLOYMENT CO of Portland. Orcson funNisnts help rncc TO CMIHOYtHS Main iflea, U North Bacond HU Main (470; A It UdM IVpU fttV MorrUwi HU Main lOCi A SMI Phone or wlra orders at our eiponee. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN Ktret elaaa work at reasonable prtcaa. Free atamlnatlon and perfeetlr DttaJ tiiiiM aa law aa $2.00 Na faklnjr m.tlubl. UK. V. L. IIATJHUS Suite 427, Marquam Building fourth Floor Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Palnleae Katractlvn .... Prtt Bilver Fllltnca 5fe I OeU PilUnn lit M K Qo'.i Crown rorcelalrt Crowns ,,,,.11 Molar OolJ Crowni .,.. UrUce Work, It K. Oold. . . . Inlay Pllli. HureOoM It very Mice KuLDer run u Beet Rubber Plata on Earth tl ALL THIS WOKK 13 GUARANTEED. Don't throw your inuiejr away. A dollar aavx la twodoiiara earn. 4. Our orUiual reliable VIuJ . i I'alnleaa Metbode a id our pertacted offlca equip, rnent uvea ua trmaand yourmoney. SOSTON DENTISTS. JlheiHerrlMrt, Portland Cauuca IfHt Martina. tnlu wt.ee u4 Muer a TntX. tiuUiiUJ la Pentwa 10 jtut, Or ocdIjii, - , . 1 1 i . . . if. in - - i t . i mmm ,. n, wmAt . - ,m I VI )np, WVW wpit. NOW 'dest TIME or taa year to nan irer taatl& cut aaL Plata andbiii4e workaooa. aorouu cr.tova iatroaa are PnUti Plata and t. r 1 .1 im Wnrr In (in. oarirnacaaauy, raioiii rWirCfMU $5.00 KkBrMeTat3,50 curanjn 1.00 auMinman 100 tbt rutiifi ,50 . ruin. 5.00 But R.iur rut 7.50 H. W. 1. WH, tumut m Muiut flaln titf'lloa .50 II tun niuUHU la rwaua aT Umnaam falnlM Extraction Vrta vkaaplataa or brUca ork la ordered. COMoluttoa rraa. ioi caaoot aet Mttee aalnleM work anrahere. no matter how naca yon pay. All work f uUy guarantee! 'or fKteaa yeara. Wise Dental Co. INCORPORATED Painless Dentists fttkf TMrd t WaaMaftaa, PMTUW.OMtea C. Gee Wo I Tha Chfaesa DmIw I ThU woadafu raan baa y made a Ufa etudy of tha f propertlaa of Roota, ' Uarba and Barka, and ta glrlnjr tha world tha baoaAt of hla aarricea. a No Mercury, PoUona JorDrmeUaed. No ll, OperaXloae or CutUns Guarantaaa to euro Oatarrh. Althma, Lotur, Stomach and Kidney troublea, uoi all Prirata DUaaaee of M a and Women. A SURE CANCER CUKE Jut racalved from Pekrn, China aafe, sure and reliable. U-fallins In Ita worka. If you cannot call write for symptom Uaak and circular. Incloae 4 ceota la etampe, CONSULTATION rfE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162V firat St., cor, Morrieoa, portlxoJ, Oe-, mr Tew ssssssssssrlssss Sst ssal IIBSSSSSSLl KsssssssssssssssssssssssV. sssssssssssH -The WeTTly Weda. Sometimes we interpret too literally, "I want to learn to make Jelly," said tho newly Installed housewife. "Is it hard?" "Oh, Lord, no, mum I" replied tho cook, with supremo pity. "It's soft." Judge. Worms "Caacareta are certainly Bar. t sere a friend one when the doctor was treellnc him for cancer of theetomach, Tk neat morning he paeeetl fourpleceeofa tape worm, He then (ot a bog and In three Jiji htMiirt a tepa-worm 45 feet long, it wae Mr. atatt rreca.oi Miuertourg, Uauphln Co., Pa lam quite a worker for Cca. rtti. Iuk them myeclf and End them beneficial tor moet anr aieeaae caueea ny impure blood.' Chaa. It, Condon, IxwUton, re,, (Mifflin Co) Plruant, PalaUble, IWnt TaU Good. Do Rood. Never Slckn. Weaken nr Gripe. 10c tie, toe. Never roll In bulk. Tha gen. nine tablet atampnl OOC Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Youthful Taatc. "Wo keep our own cow," explained tho hostess, proudly. "So wo'ro sure of our milk." "Well," Interrupted the small son of tho guest, Betting down tits cup, "somebody's ntung you witb a soul COW." Toledo Iliads. There's a Itrnaon, Physician I have told you to take long walks In the open air, and you aro not doing It. Confirmed Dyspeptic I know It, doe tor, but you told me I was to take them on an empty stomach, and I never hav an empty stomach. Chicago Tribune Not 1'nrtlcnlnrly Imprraeed, Mr. Upsome You had a good time seeing the Ittvlsra while you were abroad, I presume. Mr. Struekett'Itttch Er yes, but on performance was enough for me. I've seen it played lota better right here In Cincinnati. Chicago Tribune. Thnntiht qulrklr. "What Is a totem polo?" his wife asked. "A totem polo" he said, thinking fast, "Is tho rati or polo on which nn objectlonablo citizen Is ridden or toted out of tho community." Huff to Express. Mlito I.lifhla an lllatory. Nero was explaining why he threw so many Christians to the Hons. "I'm simply trying to give tho people what they want, he said. For even Nero disdained to hide be hind the pretense that the mission of the showman was to educate the pub lie. Tlomlndlnir lllin. "Hello! Isabil, Is that your "Tea." "8ay, dearst "8)i. (lerald! Haven't you seen th new rule, that you mustn't talk over the telephone as you would If you were face to face?" Keistcr's Ladies Tailoring College Cuttlnc, Fittlnsr. Drafting, Design Ing. Tailoring and Dressmaking taught. Strictly uu-to-tlato In every stylo and fashion, write- for terms. 143 1-2 ElTth St Portland, Orcton lLll (X. 1900 COLLECTORS Wa Buy and Celled Nolct, Marts asee, and Real Calais Contracts. No Collection N Chant. Wort titer Bwg., rorlUnd, Ore. ITCH CAN BE CURED In a ehort time by uelns PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In (O-eant carta only. Addreaa . PLUMMCR DRUCt COMPANY Third and Madison Portland, Or GALL CURE HORSE COLLARS Are mad over CurltJ flair Wi and will not gall the horaa. Write ua for free (ample of tha Pad, Give tha name of your human dealer. SoU by Ut dealer everywhere. W.H. McMONIES & CO. PORTLAND, OREGON COFFEEt TEA SPICES BAKINO POWDER EXTRACTS jMJSTKIGIIT Cl)SSCTftrjCVFMl NOXALL Foot Remedy OR TENDER, ACHING, BURNING AND INriAMCD FEET KNOCKS ALL OFTEN S- BEfORC IVE ODORS AfTER Price 25 centi. At all drunUta or by mall. Addreaa Dr. O, O. IXETCI1ER Alls ley Bid?., Portland, Oregon ASK Y0US CB0OK FOR X. 1 1 BRAND Of Bbekg DitiB&diitl Spray Aoaena CeM Water Lieud Starch "Ckaa,0" Mo&t! Wa&sg Flud 3 TharmacistS Phono Main 113 491 Main Si YaacMTcr, Wajbraetoa NamedicQ ABSOLUTELY CURES DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES MiNHFAtmrnrn ur NATIONAL MEDICINE CO.. LTD. Rooms 3 and 4. Shelley 81)c Z211 Morrison 8U PortliacLOr. Fko.. U.nlxll JU 1. APPENDICITIS REM ED.'?. Thaooly knovn euro er Apad.l) wllhoot the all ot the aalle. Olrai lomaaUt r.ll.f. ja4 Sfecie a rerauaeal car la a aaort tlaia. 6. -SFEdAL" REMEDY. Tor fVamaa'e Allaauta. Tamora. of the Baw. &iaaey aaa Biaa4er Ina a e BalaatlSa Work la a home traaUaaat. eall treal&eat aaly, aaa ve vui aawata. B taraal Hi mC I I WHEN FACING DEATH ST. LOUI8 ARCHITECTS HELPER TELLS HOW IT FEELS. Odd Things Came to His Mind as He ThouQht He Would 8urely Fall From Tall Building. SL Louis, Mo. Ilnvo you over faced death? Do you know what it means to bo confronted by tho grim destroyer, what groat peril win do to your ner voun system? Probably you have had sotuo closo calls In your day and know something of the omotlonB of n per son who thinks his tlmo has come. It not, tho following Incident related by Qcorgo DubIi of this city may glvo you aii idea of tho thrill of facing dentii: "Doing nn architect's assistant, It was my duty to mensuro buildings which wero to bo altered or enlarged, mid one windy day 1 went to boo ono of theso, which was n thrco-story and bnsomcnt brick houso with tho'uaunl nrcn nnd railings In front of IL Ad Joining this was a llttlo higher build lug nnd It was necessary for mo to get tho oxact dimensions of tho brick wall and chimney thnt projected nbovo tho roof ot tho houso I was measuring, "1 found n very largo nnd heavy skylight In tho attic, which required nil my strength to push up nnd out to open. It was hold open by ft pivoted stick of wood nnd by climbing through tho opening I saw thnt I could nt retch mysolf out on tho root and by holding fast to tho edgo ot tho skylight open Ing with my right hand 1 could roach out with my left and racasuro tho gnblo wall with my six-foot folding rulo. "I was sprawled out In this manner, fnco down on tho stnto roof, with my toft arm and tho rulo extended nt full longth, when I suddenly boenmo conscious that tho wind hod shaken tho skylight looso from tho stick that hold It opon and that It was falling shut If I did not withdraw my hand Instantly It would catch and crush IL If I pulled my hand out I would fall. "It occurred to mo that It might bo posslblo to pull out my right hand and Insort my loft, rut It would bo better to loso my loft hand than my right I also discussed with myself tho possi bility of bolng nblo to hold my plnco It I withdrew two or throo fingers and sacrificed Uio others; but I concludod that thoy would probably bo cut clean off by tho edgo of such, a heavy sky light and that I should slldo down to tho stroot anyway. "This Idea ot tho Insufficiency ot mnnglod fingers to support my wolght on such a sloping ropf suggested that It might bo hotter to stick my arm Into tho opening and that porhaps tho Injury to It might not bo so aovoro as to roqulro amputation. "Aa woll aa I can romombor, tho outcome ot my deliberations waa a de termination to ohango hands and to sacriflco tho left Instead of tho right. I had no sooner como to this conclu sion than It struck mo thnt there would not bo tlmo to make tho chango and that I might loso my hold alto gether. H soemed to mo that I had already changed my opinion as to tho ruspectlvo merits of tho two bands nt least a doten times. "All this tlmo, remember, tho sky light waa falling shut. Aa I look back at It It aeoms tncrodlblo that I did not spend at least half an hour thinking over tha pros nnd cons of tha situa tion, but It must havo boon less than a fifth ot a second. My final rosolvo was a determination to hold on, aa there waa no tlmo to chango hands. and to trust to tho ah rods ot my man gled fingers to hold mo on tho root. "Rut when tho crash camo and tho skylight actually fall shut my hand waa not In tho oponlug, I waa sliding down tho roof on my way to the street below. "Tho odga was at least ten foot bo- low me and I was gaining speed at every foot. . I distinctly remember tho railing around tho arvtt nnd also tho nbaenco nt any cornlco on the oave of tho roof nothing but ft rusty old drip cutter. The thing I could not romom bor, although I mado desperato efforts to do so, waa whether or uot that area railing had spikes In It. "I knew I should fall dlroctly upon thoso ratlings and tho spikes bothered mo. The minuteness with which I re called everything about the houso Its number, tho alterations that were made In It, the sketches we had pro- pared, the now Ideas we had talked over all those things were reviewed In tho effort to recall In connection , with one or other ot thorn something that would answer the question, Wero there spikes on that railing or not?, "I suddenly became conscious that I was no longer sliding down the roof. I If MVfif-tlv lllrn U'nVInt m.t .e a ' dream, I then realized that my toes, In dropping over tho edge of tho slates, had caught on tho llttlo half round Iron gutter. "In another minute tho skylight was pushed up by people who had heard tho crash and come up to seo what was tho matter. They soon hauled roe to a place of safety." iVOMAN FIGHTS BIG SNAKE Mses Buggy Whip In Battle to Save a Squab From the Rep tile. Petersburg, Ind. Mrs. Wes Drenton, living three miles east of here, fought with a big snake measuring over four feet long, and finally killed it. Sho went to tho barn with Miss Edith Vance to look at somo squabs and found the big snake In a pigeon's nest. The reptile had swallowed one squab whole and another partly. Mrs. Drenton grabbed ft buggy whip and struck at tho snake, which showed fight. She contluued to ply the whip and sent Miss Vance to the houso for a gun, with which she shot the snake twice. On cutting open tha snake the last pigeon swallowed was found to bo alive and It la belnc kept aa a relic. Margie's Pills, One day small Margie was standing at the window when it began to hall. "Ob, look, mammal" she exclaimed, "It's raining pills P not in the least alike. Different Wnye Tnft nnd ItnneoTelt Ilure) of Looking at 1.1 fe. Externally Tatt Is everything that Roosovolt is dot, writes William Ailed White. Tatt beglna each day by a woary, painful, perfunctory half-hour ot cymnastlc gyrations a kind of canned exercise which, having been opened and dovourcd, finishes hla phy steal duty for tho day. Hoosevclt take! his exercise In the open, with the Joy ot a satyr in It. Roosevelt's mental . .,roce8,e. Rro nUCk. Intuitive and sure rjnlj j,0 j,as mado up his mind he Is a most open-minded person. Tnft works It out. Ho Is never too suro to recolvo now evidence. Tatt grapples a proposition, wrestles with It without . . ,,i . i. . - l resting anu wuaoui laugue until u is settled or solved. His Joy Is found at tho end ot tho road. Roosevelt's Joy Is. found In many roads. Ho wearies ot monotony, nnd keeps divers Intereits In his mind, many things to employ him under tho head ot unfinished bml ncss. It Provldcnco Is slow In sending wars nnd rumors of wars what ho, for tho nature taklral Let us bo up mid doing. Roosevelt has a marvelous moral senno; ho has n dotcctlvo's noso for finding Iniquity In measures. Taft has n prodigious capacity for hard, con eccutlve work and nn Instinct for evl dtneo founded on n broad, charitable affection for men, whom ho knows as a huntor knows his dogs; nnd Taft finds tho right ot things, as Roosevelt finds It, but by a different path. Taft en joys his meals. Roosevelt, absorbed in work or play, would cat hay and not know It, With Roosevelt culturo Is llko bear hunting, trust fighting, muck raking or fence Jumping, a rampant, gorgeous reaction upon his Insatiable soul. With Tatt culture Is a sweet, In deDnallo mental and moral dlgeitant tlncturo that colors his soul's eyes to that ho may seo a delightful world; or, to change tho flguro, It Is an easy gar ment, a sort of drapery ot his spiritual couch, which he wraps about him and lies down to "pleasant dreams." Iteil, Weak, TVenrr. Wnlery Kyea. Relieved lly Murine Kye Itemed. Tr Murine Kor Your ICye Troublra. You Will .lke Mtirinn. It Hootliei. Mo at Your Drucstita. Writ Kor Kye Hooks. Kfsn. iiurlne Kya Ilemody Co., Clilcaco. Itlvnlry. Squire Durnltt I notice they's lots more funerals In your town than ws have In Lonelyvltle. Uncle Welby Oosh (of Drearyhurst) Yea; people seem to kind o' hate tha Idas of beln' found dead In your vll lia. Nat Unllty. Ills Wife You msko It a buslnr-ii to pick mt up whenever I forget myself and say something unirammatlcal or mispronounce a wordl Prof, McOooile Make It a business, my dear AlvlraT On tha contrary, It is on of my recreations. Moth era win find lira. WlniloVe rVtothlof Syrup the belt remedy to uea In their thUOtaa during- the teething Hi'od- Caution. "Why do you Insist on my golo with you when you ask father for my hand again V asked Kthellnda. "llecausa," answered Claude, 1 n't want to give him any more op portunities to presume because Uiorv aro no ladles present. Better Then UsusL Bnodgrass Did you bare good, luck on your last hunting tripr Nymrodd Hotter than usual; was shot at only four times snd hit only twice, Hint at the Rasson. The patient is much better today, nurse. "Yes, aoctor. you remember you didn't call yesterday." u . ,. .THE KEYSTONEi TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS The nrocess of difrestion and assimilation depends entirely upon the condition of the stomach. If yours is weak take a short course of the Bitters. It prevents Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Cramps and Diarrhoea. ATCHISON Q LOBE SIQHTS. The trouble with luck Is It Is most Jy ot the wrong k'lnd. Some homes always look as It the family has Just moved in. About the only vacation some peo ple get Is In interruptions In their work. A woman Is Immensely flattered If her husband tells her sho Is "broad minded." Aa soon as we get rid ot one diffi culty, we usually find another waiting to take Its place. The only people who really have a good time are those who enjoy being Imposed upon. Occasionally you meet a man who dislikes to attract attention. Dut such men are extremely rare. There are a good many devils la the world, according to the. man who al ways wants to give the devil his due. The older people get, the less regard they have for looks in their "night ies," and the more for comfort. Women uso the same expressions of sorrow In telling ot a disappointment lb a dressmaker as ot a disappoint ment la lore. A man was trying to speak ot A pacifier to-day, ar.d referred to him as -peacelfler." Why Isa't "peacel tt" a good word! XI ALL CAINE OK KING EDWARD. Author Telia Story of limit Mon nrcli'a Vlalt to Iale of Mnn, During n visit to the Isle of Man, whero 1 first had tho honor to como to closo quarters with him, ho took obvious plensuro In the freedom with which the pcoplo who surrounded hW person spoko to him, Hall Calno says In tho New York Hernld. I remembered Hint ono of our com pany said, pointing to the llttlo gray town of Rumscy, which In a few hours hnd becomo transfigured Into an ori ental city, under the blaxo ot every nvnllablo scrap ot bunting. "This beats coronation day in Lon don, your mnjrsty." Tho King Btnllod nnd gracefully al lowed himself to ngreo. There wero no police with him that day, no detectives nnd hardly any es cort only n gentleman In light bowler, two ladles In sailor hats, with n fow carriages full of friends behind them nnd a number of bicycle Journalists scudding nt their side. It was a charm ing picture n picture probably with out parallel In nny foreign country. It was tho picture of n sovereign who folt nbsolutely safe In tho lovo and protection ot tho pcoplo over whom ho rutcd. "I trust wo havo not tired you to denth, sir," I snld. Ho nnsworcd: "it has been simply delightful, I've enjoyed it nil Immensely." The King's memory was nn extra ordinary gift. Pointing to a monu ment on top of a hill, ono of our party said: "Thnt is Albert Hill, sir. Tho tower Is Albert Tower, so called after n picture of tho prlnco consort's visit to Rumscy In 1847." "I remember perfectly," said tho King. "I wns on the yacht with tho Queen, but I wan only 7 years of age and tho queen was HI, so I did not como aehoro," "Perhaps you remember, sir, what happened when tho prlnco consort land ed." "I do. Ho had como unexpectedly There was nobody to rccelvb him nnd a local barber took him to tho top of thu hill." A memory thnt retains nn Incident of such llttlo moment ran never havo failed Kdward VII. In re 'ntlon to grcnter events of his life. FASHION HIN1, The wardrobe of the lummer cl'l who luin'l one or more little dresses on the order of Ike ono fattened here, it de cldetllr Ircoiniilrtt. 'I bis Is of light blue handkerchief lir.en, pitntlluiiy trlmmtil Willi J run lace, IhiI canted out very simply. The style it oae mat it not extreme but siways uainiy ami ixcoining. JI0UBUII0I.D HINTS, A plain salt gargle Is vory good for sore throat. Gnsollne Is good to clean soft whlto leather shoes. All froen puddings nro Improved by being served with whipped cream. Uso ammonia and water rather than soap nnd water for washing mnrblo. Milk Is good to wash whlto paint! cold tea equally good to wnsh colored paint. In buying potatoes pick those that are firm and lmrd and havo tho fow est "eyes." Lett-ovor biscuit aro much better cut In two and toasted than If maroly warmed over. When cooking maokerel or other salt fish, see thnt the skin side Is placed uppermost. To lengthen the llfo of a tin wash basin, paint is inside with any good quality of paint. Clean zlno with kerosono, rubbed on with a soft cloth, and follow with boll Ing water. A whisk broom that has outlived Its usefulness can bo shortened and made Into a sink brush, A few chopped almonds added to a custard or bread pudding will greatly improvo its flavor. A sprig of mint In tho water in which potatoes or peas aro boiled will add a piquant flavor, Ilia Slualer'a Voice. "I will not stand It, Doyle, and 1 giro you to know quito plainly that It It wasn t for tho years aud years that you have been In my employ you'd havo gone long ao!" London Opin ion. Sturo Interratliiv, Fair Girl My father mado hla for tune when he was a young man. Would you like to know how ho did it? Gallant Youth Not particularly, but would like to know It ho has It still. Catholic News. Suuiulril I.Ike Smoke. , "Isn't It disgraceful tho way women snioko nowadays?" "Why?" "I Just saw an advertisement offer Ing to any woman six puffs for a dol lar." Purplo Cow. Speaking aa a reporter, when wb aro looking for news, we do not care ranch for the latest Joko. Wo have becomo used to having rwaonla rsfuas ta lauvb at our Jokes. Tim Klml Ynu IIuvo Alwnvs turo of Chits. II. Fletcher, nntl him been in itio under his i)or(initl fltincrvi.olon for over HO years. Allow no ono to deceive, you in thin. Counterfeits, JuiltuttmiM nntl Just-ns-pooil" nro but Experiments, nntl endanger tho liculth of Children Expcriuuco n(;uin.st llxiieriiuent. What is CASTORIA Cnsforlti Is a hnrmlcss Milintltuto for Castor Oil, Pare Rorlc, Drops anil Hoothinir Syrups. It Is I'lcasnnt. It contains iiulthcr Opium, Morphine nor other Is'nrcotla substance. Its ajro Is lt guarantee. It destroys AVornis nntl allays Foverishness. It cures Dlarrhten nntl "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Count hint Ion nntl rintulenev. It assimilates tho Fond, regulates tho Htonuifh nntl Ilowels, giving health and natural Bleep. Tho Children's l'auncca Tho mother's Friend. The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought Soars tho Use For THeeiNtau vm..mt, r S7 In Sherman J?Iay& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON It's ivrrr. 6). m It's right! Wo this Wellington I'lano wo'ro selling D we're willing to lot It bo ITS OWN SALESMAN. It will toll 'j tui Hory to jot In your homo If you'll send us tho coupon. 'caw avnu mt full particulars nnctmlng this untuual Piano oltr. Name Matter ot Years. Knox Poplelgh doesn't brng about that bright boy of his any more. Dlox Has ho ceased to bo bright? Knox Not exactly. Ho says about the same sort ot things aa formerly, but he'a got to tho age whero they aro saucy. England's Low Birth Rate. EnalanJ's birth rato last year waa the lowest on record S5.M a thousand cf population. This Is nearly 1.0 bo low the rate for 1008, which showed a slight Increase ovor 1007, the first for many years. Heavy Snowfall In Alaaks. "Probably you wouldn't bel!tve it, but snow fell during the past winter In Valdes, Alaska, to the depth of 68 feet by actual measurement taken dur ing the year," said W. M. Oilman of taat cltr. Washington Herald. German Standard for Horses, Tho Gorman standard for horses heavily workod Is to havn a ration furnishing 2.3 pounds digestible pro tein and 14.3 pounds digestible carbo hydrates and fat a day, which glvus a nutritive ratio of 10.2. Still Cheaper. "Isn't It clamper to move than to pay rent?" I Inquired of tho young married man. "I supposo It is," ho replied with a settled air, "but my plan la cheaper thun either; I llvo with my father-in-law," TRY. MURINE "iSlS EYE REMEDY v wm uv. it LUuld Fens, 29c. 60c. Salt Tube. 25c, 11.00, REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c FULL POUND tvtiy lis ma it. "So you road every word ot the re ports of that Investigation." "Yes." "And you feel benefited?" "Unquestionably. I won my bot with the man who thought I wouldn't havo the nocessary nerve and endurance." Your Hair Contrary? Is It Inclined to run away? Don't punish It with a cruel brush and combl Feed It, nour ish It, save It with Ayer's Hair Vlor, new Improved formula. Then your hair will remain at home, on your head, where It belongs. An decant dressing Keeps the scalp healthy. Doti nof change the color tf the hah. A reraiule with eeea aellle Shew it te year aeeter i.k hlra .bout , thea 6e ae he etjre yers Wc certainly believe this, or we would noi ssy so. Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now made from our new Improved formula, is a treat Preparation for the hair ami scalp. Slops falling hair. Cures dan druff. Promotes the growth of hair. - 5 Made the f, O. ajee Oe Lewell, Uui.-- Bouirht lias linrno tint hIlmiii- Signaturo of Over 30 Years. Huaiae araeeT, eitr. ST., PORTLAND, OR. Wo want you to try this Plnno IN YOUR llOMIi Ftthli. Wo want you to try It at our oxpcnxo becauso At iho end of thirty tlnys tho Plnno ITSKLF will convince you of tho following facta: tho boat value on earth for tho prlco MUSICALLY nnd MECHANICALLY know there Is so much real vnluo In for $275 on wy rxiimai that AJJrvxi, CHOICE LOT IN IRVINGTON High nnd sightly; GOxlOO; Inside: cast facing; In block with beautiful homes. Knst Ninth North, bet. Stan ton anil Siskiyou; excellent carsorvlco. Prlco $1700, plus balance duo on street Improvements, $.135. Asphalt streets nnd coment walks. Phono owner, Hast 1-IC0, or cull American Type,1 Founders. Co., Socoml nnd Stark, Portland. Same Old Kind. Ituggles Havo you a tireless cooker In your kitchen? Haggles Yes, but It's tireless be-, causo I can't afford to buy fuel for It any more The Sun's Host The sua ill continue to give out Ita present amount ot heat for thirty mil lion years. t (ufis rUWTS PERMANENTLY CURQ "a rOR fUll FArtllCUlASJ leewti tMiniltTlwiiiruir. poutl and our, ! DAISY FLY KILLER KCW--! W. sjIM. sJWMfc-" 111 lk MfrM J sMUi, .m4 WaUMIto f . . tM I fdn 04 U smImi Mt tWJ f . 1 MA&QLD lOMIll Union Painless Dentists Full Set of Teeth $3.00 Hri.U Work or Teeth without I'latea 13 SO la IS (ioUM'rowne J. JO ta tS.OU rrelm I'rvwna .... $ J.JO to tS.00 or I'orteUm KIMnse , It.OOUn Silver rllllnire 30c to 1. 00 Hot IMata Mule $7.30 No chanrea (or I'alnleaa Katractlnc when other work la dene, li yeara' Uuarantoa wlih all work. Ilwura.Sa.iu.toSit.iu. S8U MorrtaonStreel Drives away Piles, Mosquitoes and Gnats. It protects horses and cattle from attacks of insects, enabling them to feed and sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight aud strength from worry caused by attacks of insects, and from the irritation of their bites and stings. There is a satisfaction In the relief it affords domestic animals from the scourge of maddening parasites and flies, betides the profit iu returns. Horses do more work on less feed aud cows yield more ant better milk when relieved from the frenzy Incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi voracious, Insatiable insects. Pour sizes, 3jc, 50c, 750 and ft, 35. Ask your merchant for it. IIOYT Cuumicai, Co. Portland. Oregon P N U No. 31-MO WIIKW writing toaJvertleers pleuao tuerttluu thla paper,