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Newspaper Page TextQUIT YOUR FUSSINO. It seems to us there Is a great deal of unnecessary friction between tlio county commissioners and tho county sheriff In regard to tho hand- ling of the prisoners nl Kelly's Ittitte. Tho sheriff Is allowed, wo under- stand, 12 1& cents n meat for feeding tho prlsonrs. Tho county comtnls- slonors claim they nro feeding the prisoners nl nu expense of 25 cents n day. This makes n difference of 33 1-3 percent In favor of tho comtnls- sloncrsi but wo nro told tho food is not what it ought to bo and that tho men nro worked hard nnd do tho work Hint would otherwlso cost J2.G0 per dny to hnva done by common la - bor. When n man Is made to work hard, ho should havo tho best nour- Ishlng food, nnd It docs not matter whether ho Is n criminal undergoing punishment or not. It Is good busl- ncsh to feed him well In order that lie- may havo strength to work well, Ono can save 1214 cents In food and lose $l.r0 In labor by tho operation. Tho prisoners filling tho county Jail In Portland Is doing tho county no good, Is oatlng tho I'.'Vi cents worth of food threo times n day with no return for tho monoy, making It Ilm tin, it.. . If U ti'itr.i iwtllrml ilmvtl III. nmiiu -o ti - u ....... i rot nolo. A prisoner is timon oy tho sheriff, ho Is property until . . ... ruieimuu iiy inui-vm ui iu mm looks as though ho Simula novel charge of him until mini process is terved, whether hu bo In Jail or do- Inir work for tho county. Ono thing Is certain good service cannot bo ex- neeled from either tho commission- ...... ... ii... ..I.j.t-lr ...lilt f )! tip nl r. z. " r " ; lUKhVI "' i. .1... - 1..H.....1 ,.ffi,.it i.. iirnig inu h.-i.iih;iiiih. wi. in o irruiH nuu turn m wun mwr ivim fxplres to lmvo other men elected In tl.elr places and put them on tho per iniiueiil retired list nnd vu nro in fnvor of doing so If they cannot nd- Just their difficulties mid work to the best Interests of tho county. This method In tlmo would tench tho pub- lie officials to not allow their l'or - miiinl grievances and nnlnioHltlcH ' Interfere with their uiily to tno ! I He. CAPTAIN DUNDAR RETURNS. Captain (1. II. Dunbar of tho Dred ger Chinook returned this week from a 110 days lotivo of absence, 20 days of which ho spent at his old liouiu In I Catlne, Mithie. Ills little hoii l there mid the eaptulii snys Ho is j,rovlnn fine Just like a weed. ' ' ... a ual captain went over tho Canadian Pa- lino and loiurned over tlio C. & N - V. and O. H, I.. (I g nneu no got Jii company with Homo good old far mors who had inado their "wad and were going back to tlio old Homo ior a visit. Ono of these was an old Hcothcinan, who had lieeii In huh coiiiitry over CO yenrs and was on IiIh way back to seo tho bonnlo braes mid hrncken iigaln. Air. uuiniarsaH IiIh trip wiih a deiiginnu ouo uu "' way 'hrougli and imtit. wiiiio no was in Malnotlio weather was Ideal Willo hiiiitliiK or fishing ho wore tnj snuio eholhliiK that he dues here, I I'm weather wiih ho mild and warm. lo brought homo with him a nuiiibur of vIiiwh that fairly taken ones breath away If ho is a lover of hunting and I fishing. They nro scenes of the forest ami stream whero game mid fish are most plentiful In the woods ut Maluo. There aro eanip hcoiioh where n number of the sleekest deer worn hanging by tho eauipfire, others of fish mid one where a bun I ler was Just shooting a big black tear. As a hunch, they were (lie lluest hunting scenes wo havo seen, i.ud that country must bo a veritable paradlso for tho hunters, DOING EGYPT AND THE NILE. "Ho itiu nro Just buck from a elr rular tour of tho Mediterranean, In- eludliiK KKypi and tho Nile. v'ell, widll" Tho speaker wiih (leorKo A1I0. Shak liiK tho hand of tho brown youiiK far- hut ho wont on. "1 know tho sort of conversation you heard over there lu KKypt, say. Listen and I'll tear off a yard or two for you. It run like this: "Isn't It lovtdyT Cleopatra lived hero, and Moses, and Pharaoh, It makes your head swim, doesn't It T I I kuuss U s 1110 nan air. 11 nuns l my htNid, loo. Is that tho N'lle?" "Look at tho eroeoduo baskliiK In u tho sun. -Ms ho biiskliiK? Oh, Maudo, dear, by tho way, Is your new basipio to have the fushlonablo lon sleovesT' "'lioo, there's tho Hplnxl' "And that must bo tho desert. Hut don't suo any caravans.' "No. How provoking!" "Isn't it nice to travel on a rail road whero thoy don't havo any sootj "Yes, and do you notice the balmy tsp'cy smoll?' "Yes, Indeed. Just llko eloos( Isn't ItT What can It bo? I'll aBktho brakemaii. llrakumaiiT" Yos, inadum T' '"Where does that spicy smell from?" " 'From tho engine, ma'am. Wo don't use nothing but uiuiuiuUs for fuel on this hero Hue.'" NOTICE. Notico la horoby glvon to the t.aa. a ifii tlm rtlhl HOlUer Ol WUIIU.H iu. III! ."I I... .,,,1 f I ..nvltt l lll.ll .u.l,.u.v...v..l v.. . ....... - - City of St. Johns, and hat tho sa me In nil nil in for iiavment at thu office I . - 1 or tuo city treasurer or . c.iy. and interest on tno saiu wurruui vmib atoppod on tho first day of Novein bor, 1908. J, B. Tanch, City Treasurer. Not tho label on your paper. 1 1:30, K. OF P. FIESTA. Now, wo wish we could do the sub- Ject Justice when speaking about the coming Pythian entertainment but wi cannot. Evoryono who lias attended past entertainments by tho Pythian sisters can vouch for tho quality of thoso entertainments. Hut this one will eclipse any effort over put forth by these royal entertainers. This will bo a different proposition altogether. There will bo three nlghtB of fun. Tho first night. December 1st, will bo tho nppearanco of tho 1C. of P. minstrels, tho funniest aggregation of colored fun mnkors that over pun Islied nn nudlenco In St. Johns 1 would bo drawing It mild to say that thcro will bo moro laughs to tho square foot In Illrkncr's hull that night than thcro has been for an I ago. Tho second night, December 2nd, will bo occupied by tho sisters who will put on their vnudovllle. Wo Just I simply need to say that tho sisters I will put on their vaudeville, that In hill that need bo mild to those who have been hero for tho pnst year, but theie are sumo who were not hern then and for their benefit wo will say that no troupo over comes I ut t.,1..... .1.,,. ,.ni fill ill., iilnnn .(lilllin 1IMV 1,1,1 1.11 i"u ,,... I . . . of our own girls In their worK. iney L, tll0 no ,,, uItrtl 0f tho profos- "liion llllll you JUSl llllisi bl-u mum u ipproclato them. Tho third night both these boIle3 f f mi makers Join hnuds nnd circle t tho left, ami If von are wlsu you wiii i,u oll i, ni,,.r circle. They ....m fnir ,i win Mull every . I ..( i i i.t.. iiit.. 1 " M Kl r ', ""z:a neilUUII Pill UJVlMlini-ll. . . l.ll.-l "' i i.. . . ... .i... rtm do soiii iis ouen uh any uuiui irueio III mo fair, wo nru loin mi f,,r w )0 n,0 ,t.Ht part of tho hhtiw nnd they chiuge tho lenst to .cl t0 this part of tho entertain 11,1.,,, itnnaliittMo from n llttlo black ,()Hl tlttlu to get In, but will take nil ,.. .vo wt, you to get out. Mo . lo )rn ,. K00li wuil" with you l - or (,0 cniflo Is u r.ood ono, Tho I proceeds nil go for tho benefit o' nlu new Pythian hall mid tho more .hose enthusiasts inaku tho prettier I vlll bo tho lusldo of tho now castle. WHOOPINQ COUGH CURE Tho following recipe for whooping uiugli was handed us by Mrs, M, H. 0uubeek and It Is said to hu a I iro t.ro fnr tho allnieiit, relieving ... mlitiul ul MKe m t.ffectlng a j,.rmaiieiit euro In four days: () ,, i,,,U.w,t. i 0i licorice. 1 ox 'nX need: bleep In three iiuurls of vVH,,ir f(ir ,, IIHIr2 Hlr m m . ..i... llf Hyr,, ult W)Uu of rock ,,,... U()i, u )m)f ir aml iutt!o I ()r UH(li )(1)0. teaspoonfiil every ,. for ,. t.,, 0(lt,r persons In .,roi ortlon. (t would bo well for our leaders , tl)t t)lR oul M HlV0 (l for ftur roft.u,.U)( ,lh n nmy bo worth inaiiy , ,H y()ur iiubscrlptlon to the paper or ouj ffiond 15. II. Clark an em- ,ioyo of tho paymaster's offlco In the loveriiineni office or tlio custom ,iiho In Portland was In St. Johns i-'rldav last and took moro than a -usual look over tho city. Ho Is un nttiiititlitHtlc admirer of St, Johns imi , wih his rompaulou, Mr. A- fowl erthwiillo priced several proper- Uoh and will without doubt Invest In I ,io f them at mi early date. Mr, 'oweithwalte Is connected with tho Western Oregon Trust Co., ouo of j,,, IIUIHt Miicceshful business coo corns of Portland. Mr, Clark Is also veo president of this company. Tlio gentlemen declared thnt St. Johns jhi nMild not do otherwise than uiako a great city. That as tho poet remarks "Some are horn to greatness, mid somo acuulro great ness, yot others havo greatness thrus- ipou them" claiming that St, Johns heloiiKs to tho latter class especially, that while who Is naturally Kreat.Kroai ness Is about being thrust upon her ( js H11, that It has been demon strated by tho pretty hello tdrls of hi. Johns that If you havo a severe undaeho (hero Is uothlUK quite M) kooIIiIiik as a nice, pleasant time at a whist party and tho "Mo' de Potior." Captain Illnck says It Is lu,t i-oinltu'tlvti to sound slumbers among tho c ity sleuths uml some Union leads to severe colds amoiiK n,a( much abused class from having stand at tho phono dressed in ah brovlated npparel while prescrlbliiB f0r tu, aMU.t. However, all is fr vo amj War and our bravo captain has had his fling, he has 110 kick coining. Th. clouds of war hang continu ally o.er Tin key. When It Is not ono of tho llille contiguous kingdoms khklu& f;t tho dust It Is another. This week Aui.tSa H strengthening hsr fi'outlur gw.id.t nnd sending liiuii- Itlous of war to tho front ns inpldlv as possible, Servla has her bilties ilu'nj, and Turkey feels herself mull 111 the sumo position a C1.1t national bird of the same name when tho farmer and llttlo Join ido round, him up the day be foio Tlinnlvglvli. Alnll Schedule Mail arrives at St. Johns at 7:10 a. 111. 1 , -"" , - l!IC tk. 111. l.'-IVl" "1 i "I.I ! -H3 ' " oihee ojH.-n week days from 6:j5 a.m. to6:u, ,,,,, .Sundays from 9 to iou.ni - - . , 1 01. jouiib rcrry iimearu. Wo . . fllrrnU. ,,. ,, ., Leave ICus-t Side (A. M.) 6iv3, 7:10. you 8:cx, 9:00, io:oo, 11:00, ijM, p, M. 'i '.. ... T A ti.i ' 7? Vff for 8:30,9:30, io:3i), 11:30. p! M.-u-i),' Vraik W. Williams Company, 13 H I 3:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:10, o:oo, 0:30. 1 w. Humor tmD Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. Perhaps some men would find Ufa more pleasant nnd endurable If they could get their wives' tempers Insured. Money Is a useful and expensive or tlclo that creates much liicouvenlcneo h"d unhapplncss by not being present 801110 women neglect their families .. shamefully In some cases the families I . .... 1 ! ,1. I uuvu ruusun iv uu iruiy miuuhiui Tho trouble seems to bo that tlicro are moro fortune tellers than thcro are fortune makers. tt Is hard to I Judge of a man's Intelligence by tho .,.... .ii... t i.i. tNj tmto. It Is enough to make a clock suspl- C,0UB 11,0 wn 80lne people watch It. I f i ijuii l mnun 1111 vimr miriii 1111111 vnn . - , ',,"., ,","' Xtyfttotet '.t KS! Tho man who rcallr knows how to do a thing isn't around making a loud and continuous outcry about It Mnny n nn" ' tngired a fool solely wcauso wo iua entirely by results. wy to cim.b mo ladder f MIIPMH.. I I.. .... nn.t lnn.. In -' a e 1 1 v o lervlco both n push and a pull His. Firstborn. The proud and hnppy father, Krect, sedato and strong, Who takes tho baby buggy And pushes It along Imagines all tils fellows With Jealousy aro mad Ilecnuso he owns a baby That look Just Ilk lu dad. Ha feel that men and ladle Musi took at him and say, "II y, what a flno procession Is passing down this wayl" And then lie step up lively And elevates his chest Until he put In danger The buttons on his vest It does not ns h passes Occur tu him that soma Might point him out to other With a derlalva thumb Or say they'd bet a cooky Could they but read his heart He'd rather sea n ball game Than push n baby cart The father with Ids tlrstborn Moves on ns In n dream. He thinks himself and baby Present a charming learn. When sevurnt small attractions Ar mlded to his flock llu does It ns n duty, Nut for the pleasant shock. "I lmvo n bouo to pick with you.'- "ludeedt" "Hut I have." "Then you ought to m murxleit" Read the Signs. "Ho was sadly lu need of a mani cure." "How do you know?" "I could see." "Why, man, he did not remove bis B0Vl.g "i WUld tell by his ears." Lucky Bsby. The Uaby ami the bumblebee Aro iiluylni: on the lawn. The bumble has the start, you see. Ami that's the only reason that titer keep 011 playlnir. No Argument There, "Have I the right to kill myself r "I don't know anythlnc about your right." "Well, lmvo you the right to kill yourselfj" "That Is none of your business." HI Estimate. "It Is as much us my life Is worth to go through that durk alley at n!gut." 'Much as your life Is worth f' "Yes." "About l,60, say)" Chance For an Attraction. "You Hud It hurd tu make a living." Yes, Indeed. All avenues appear to be closed to me." "What u pity you were not born a two headed calf," Pity. "Ho Is a good talker," "Yes; too bad too." "What lr "That his talk Isu't good." Progression. The candidate was on the stump And dealing out the "con." A natural lco It seemed, for be was up on later on 8ALE8 AGENTS WANTED 53C.OO par weak or -100 per cent pro fit. All samples, stationery, aud art tnWll. fr.,.. VV'.. ...n... ........, " " ......y u..v i-v.u.u.l-1 Inirll,. fritil VVr.k unnl m..i .im, ..... I ent agent In this locality for tho ,urBe8t nlcturo a rrun)0 , m . . . Aiuorieu. Mponeuco unnecessary.! ,ll8truct now ,0 8e our want a nermaneut. honorablo am job profitable position, wrlto us to day particulars, catalogue and sample Taylor si, Cincago, ill. I f f Unresponsive. Humor t? Philosophy Br DUNCAN M. SMITH THINKINQJT OVER. I've been on my vncntlon. I've Jotfgfd a bit about I feel o full of scenery It mult be lUcklng out. I took my ineali on lanJicapo, Ml:ed In with pork and beans And pumpkin le and doughnuts And awa Inspiring accnea. A chunk of jaggod mountain, A ounyon down below, Cragi fading In the distance, A moving picture show, A mountain torrent tumbling With studied unconcern, As though It wcro an actor And did a circus turn; A farmhouse on the prairie That pastes on the fly, With Utile children watching To see the train go by! A peaceful little village With architecture crude Tou see It nil In passlns Except the Village feud. So many scenes and faces Half caught In passing by, It nil appears a Jumblo Ilofore my memory's eye. So varied and abundant. Each posing as tho best, I'm full to overflowing Of everything but rest. Documentsry Evidence. "Wo have Just been looking over his will nnd II nd that he has left half of his fortune to charity." "Ilut I bear he hns written a Inter win." it... ii. i- mm. .. ,i..i,i iiiiiiuaaiuic . uia uuu nu . n .,,u.i over his own slunaturo thnt It Is his . . ..?..own 'naiuro luni 11 " m iasi win. Qood Imitation. NOW QC eOkV "Woro you ever disappointed In lnvitl" "No. but I had n flntlron fall on my too once." Mlsstd a Chane. "Ho never seem to get along, al though be alwnys tins o good Job." "fho troublo U thnt ho Is not fore handed." 'Thnt' so. Too bad, Isn't It? Now, If he was four hnnded bo could get a good Job In m inuseum." Wanted to B Noticed. "How I ho going to vote?" "He hasn't inndo up his mind yet' "Hasn't hu read the platforms?" "He doesn't cam anything about them. Ho like the attention that doubtful voters get." Beautiful Palnfulnsss. In pastures fair Where flow'rel rare Terfum the air Without a cure I strive to stray With merry Kay, Awhtl to play Make vain essay. Xasay In vain. It's such a (train Wllh hidden pain Peace to maintain. The thistles prick. The sand bur (tick, A hornet-quick Ilut Kay' a brick i We turned the trick. Pleated Them. "You area guide In thw pnrtsr "Yesj I was out with a crowd of city sportsmen yesterday." "How was the shootlngf f "The shootlni was fine, but tho hlttlnc was poor." PERT PARAGRAPHS. The good guesser calls It Judgment ami collects money for It. Souto people get very busy to hide the fact that tbelr conscience Is trou bling them. Theories are good thlugs to keep tho ulmless Idle over. Bouie people work half their lives getting a reputation and the other half trying to Indue people to forget It. Home men aro easily reformed audi ulwuys In need of It. Hulng popular Is undoubtedly pleas- aut, but lu tho long ruu It Is rather I hard ou our soum of truth aud pro-1 portion. Tho faster a man's Ufa Is th quick er It gets back to him. If a person who has an artist's y did not also bear around with him an artist's disposition ha would b ballad with greater acclaim. Pointers for our Patrons. I MP ,1 1 K.mim. Iw.ttvw.tl Tfr -.-.v...v- l"" stock ami first class stock on a job is a snmll item when you consider ,.. ., . . ... - ... 111c vuuie 01 me 100. ii is cue price of a satisBed customer. It is ltor tn ,.,nl.. sn iess aud have a customer who will come back, thau to use the flimsy stock, make the extra 50 ceuts and lose your customer. That is the way we uure it. SEEDS MXKNTS MCM SUCCCCO I SPECIAL OFFER: riUli t ln Mattam. A trUt Will 1 r pfiactirtttiM ' 11 lbs SimM Taral. T nltndld iu.u.,1 (mi ti UsslrHs-,wt KiktTanll'ilaaU nasej s you onr mrmsoent euitamer. iw-l i ... Tarn. isu. OOARANTgCD TO PLKARE. Write to-day; Mention this Paper. SEND lO CENTS i IMUlfUTlt nwiMiBi vrrm mnn 'nt nK, i HUM mil bsoii u am tuwiw oi mmi, riaoue i RESOLUTION It 1b resolved by the city of St. Johns; Thnt It dooms It expedient nnd necessary to Improvo South Jersey street, from tho south lino of llu chanaii street to tho southern line of tho city of St. Johns in the fol lowing manner, to wit: Hy grading same to tho established grado nnd ly sldewnlklng snuio on cither side with cement walk and nil necessary cross walks, said cross walks and bide walks to bo o feet wldn. All material used aB well ns all work performed shall bo approved by tho city engineer and untier inn supervision of tlio ctiy engineer nun .. .. nccord Inir to tlio iilans and snecitica- . . 1 11 I.. llo,,B of 11,0 c"y engineer on fllo In tho office of tho city recorder rela- t vo thereto, which Mild plans nnu specifications nnd estimates are Hiitls factory and aro uerooy approved Said Improvements to bo Hindu lu nu eordnnc.i with tho charter and ordln nnens nf tho cttv of St. Johns, and under tho supervision and direction of tho city engineer. Thnt the cost of said Improvement In bo nssessed nB provided by tlio rltv charter nnon tho property espeel ally and particularly lenef lied thereby nnd which Is hereby declared to be nil of lots, parts of lots, blocks and parcels of land botweon tho termini of such Improvements abutting upon, ndjncont or proxlmato to said South Jersey street, from tho marginal linos of said street back to tho ceil ter of tho block or blocks or trnctn of land nbuttlng tlitreon or proxi mate thereto, That all tho property Included In said Improvement district aforesaid Is hereby declared to bo "J.ocal im proveinent District Po. 1 1, That tho city eiiglneer'H assess inent of tho probable cost of said Improvement of Halt! sotitii Jersey street Is S3i;0.37. That tho cost of said South Jeisey street to bo assessed against tho property In said local assessment J"""" ,Irov"'0'' "', V' cMy clmr lor of the city of St. Johns. Adopted tho lOlli day of November l'JUS. A. M. KSSO.V. ('Itv Iteconlor. Published In tho St. Johns Itovlew, ioveiiiuer i;i mid i'o, mus. PROPOSAL FOR BIDS. Tho secretary of tho Pythian Hall Association will receive bids for nlnt not less than fiOxlOO feet. Illds must specify location, Improvements, mi prlco and terms, nnd bo submitted In writing over owner's slgiiatiuo. The Association reserves tlio rlul.i to reject any and nil bids. All tula must be In tho lunula of the secretary not later than 8 o'clock P. M. IVlday, .n ember 27th, 1U0S. ..udresa all communications to too undersigned. H. Clins. Davis, fiecretary. Ilox bl St. Johns. Oregon. We do not allow nny printer ot put out nicer work tlinn we do nnd I we put the best stock into ottr jobs Wanted. To exchange Hood River laud for St. Johns property. Inquire nt tliis oflicc 31" 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE TRADE MARKS DESIONS COPVRIOMTS AC Antone tendine nktlch andde.rrliftnn mas qalcklr ascertain our oplulon free whether an infeniioa is prvoaojr naif niauia. lion is prubably pale ntabta. cln munlca- iionsiinctiieouaoeuuai. HANUBUan tmi-atanu sent free. OMett aiieucr furiecuniiffPAleuta. fateau taten tbniucb Muuu A Co. recylvi CjMUI tutict, without charge, la the Scientific jnnerkan. A handsomely lllostralM weeilr. I-areest clr rulallou ot anr adentlSe JuuruaL Terms, ti sear l four mootu. L tJol4 brail newsdealers. NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. In order to Insure a change of ad vertisement the copy for such change should reach thla office not later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. ni. Please remember thla and aave the printer! Proposals For Street Work Seoled proposals will bo received at the offlco of the city recorder of tho c ty of St. Johns. Oregon until o'clock p. in. December 1, 1908 for tho improvement of Bast miriington street from tho onBt lino of Jersey street to tho cast line of Kellogg Btreot by Bldowulking and by lowering tho ntrcct to sub grado and macadamizing tho same without a unnd binder, said macadam to be twelve Inches deep in center of street and tapering to a depth of bu Inches at cltuoi curb. In the maimer provided by onii nance No, 192 nnd the charter of said city and In accordance with tho plans profile and specifications of tho city onginccr now on file in tho ofrico of tho city recorder. Sopnrato proposals may bo made for cither grading, macadamizing oi sldewnlklng Included In said improvo inent. Kach bid must be accotnp.m led by n certified check payable to tho mayor for n sum not less than ten per cent of the contract price nnd no bid will bo considered unices ncconipnnlcc by such check mid upon blanks fur nlshcd by tho city recorder for such purpose. Said Improvement must bo complot ed on or beforo February 1. 1909. Tho right to rejetj any and alt bldi Is hereby reserved. The estimated cost of said Improve tneiit s $893.47 Tho prlco of rock f. o. b. nt crush- will bo 80 cents per yiuu. Uy order of tho council. A. M KSSO.V, City Itecordor. 1'ulilUl.ed In the St. Johns Uuvlow, si an it r f nno .ovemuer i.i, -u nnu -i, hwo Now is the time to visit CALIFORNIA When .summer has passed in these north em stntcs, lite sun is only mild tinder the blight blue skies of Southern California. This is one of un til re's hnppy provis ions ctei mil summer fnr those who cannot endure a more severe climate. California hns been called the "Meccn of the winter tourist." Its hotels and stop pint; places areas va ried ns those of nil well ululated cities. Visitors enn always find suitable accom modations, congenial companions, nnd va ried, pleasing recrea tions. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO, Will be glnd to supply some very attractive literature, de scribing In detail the many tic lights of winter lu California. Very low round trip excursion tlckfUareou s.itc to California, The rate from Portland to Angeles nnd return is Jj.oo. Limit six mouths, allowing toM)vtT lu cither direction. Similar excundau rate are in effect to all California points. 1'or full Information, sleeping car rckervatlous uml tickets, rail on, telegraph or write C. W. Springer, C. T. A., vl uml Wash ington streets, Portland, or Win. McMurrny, Ocn. Pan. Agt. Portland, Oregon Plant an ad. in The St. Johns Review and watch your business grow. Central Market! Holbrook lllock. See us for the Choicest Cuts of the 11 est Meats Obtainable, Orders Pilled and I'amlly Trade Solicited T. P. WARD, Proprietor. Hicks' Almanac Kor 190D, roady Nov. 15, 190S, best over sent out, beautiful covers In colors, flno portrait of Prof. Hicks In colors, all tho old features aud sev eral now- ones lu tho book. Tho best astrouomlcal year book and only ono coutaluing original ''Hicks leather Forecasts," lly mall 35c, on news stands 30c. Ono copy free with Won and Works, the best X, Monthly in America. Discounts on almanacs In quantities. Agents wanted. Word and Works Pub. Co, 2201 Locust Street, St. Louis, Mo. Every clcizeu owes it to himself, to his fellows aud to Prof, lllcka to possess tho "Hicks' fctecasts, tho only reliable. COLLIER & COLLIER Lawyers. Rooms In the Holbrook building, St. Johns, Oregon, Joseph McCliesncy, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON Day and Night Office In McChsiney Dlock Phone WoodUwn 475 ST. JOHNS, - - OREfJON Or. MARY MacLACttLAN Physician and Surgeon. OfTicc lu Holbrook's Mock. Residence, a 15 Hayes street, Phone Scott 6995, OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D Office hours, it to u a. m., J to 5 p. m. Office l'lione, Woodlawn J14J. HeolJtnce Phone, Union 3901. Office In Portsmouth hrlck. TrTweimer Transfer and Storage Wo deliver your Roods lo and from nil tmrts of Portland, Vancouver, Uitntou, Portland and Suburban Kxprcss Co., city dock nnd all )oiiits accessible by wnKon, Piano and furnltur moving n stK-cinlty. 109 1!, llurliiiKtou; phone Richmond 61. A. B. HEMSTOcTT Puncrnl Director and Embslmcr I.ndy AsHistnut. llrnncli office at University Park Drug Store, phone Woodlawn 1874. Main oflicc, Portland, Oregon; photic Scllwood 71, DANIEL 0. WEBSTER, A D..M.D. Residence, 697 Diiwoon Street OITice, Pllter lllock t'ulversity Park, Portland, Oregon jafijfrt LAUREL LODQE" No. 186 I. 0. 0. F. sr. Johns, oKiuioN Meets each Mombiy evening III Odd fellows hall, nt 8:00. Visitor welcomed, C. P. Ontes, N. O. I!. II. Itolcomb, Secretary. Holmes Lodge No. 101 KNIIIIITS OP I'VTIIHS. Meets every Pridavuluht at 7130 o'clock at I .O.O.I'. nail. Visitor always wel come. J. II. Illnck. C. 0. I. II. Itolcomb, IC, U.S. Doric Lodge No. 132 l:. nnd A. AW Regular coiniuunlca tlous on llrst nnd third Wednesday of each mouth lu Oild Hollows' hull. Visitors welcome. S. Chns. D.tvls, Joseph McCliesncy, hccictnry. W. M. CAMP 773 W. 0. W. " Meets every second and fourth Wednes day evening 111 nickiicr Hall. VisithiK member always welcome. . II. Aiikiii, C. C. W. I. SwciikcI, Clerk. (r City of St, Johns, Oregon OI'I'ICKKH Mfor-ll. W. mice Hrvorilcr A. M Kmoii Treasurer. I!. Tamil Allor iiry-ll. H. Collier Xniilnrer C. Am!rre l'li)Liaii-.. W. Vincent Chlrl ol Police;. II. Illack MlClit 1-olUc-O. lUlicrUlgc Cmincllincn at I.arijri A W. Hail., C. I,. Julmauii, H. I,. IK.ble Cnuiiclliiicii I'lr.t Wanli P. J. Miller W. V. Wluille Cniiiicilnicil Sccoml Wanli II C. Hunter II. W. llunlism COMMITTItltrt Streets sii.l Hncka W. W. Wlnille, I. J, Miller. C. I.. Johnson !.lcciie-ll. W. Iionham, II. C. Hunter. W. W. Wlndle Wster snJ I.tvlit-C. I,. Johnson, A, W, IU, II. V. Iionham I'lnancr-A, W, IlAt. II. C. Hunter, 8. I.. Dolle llullJliigi ami cirouiuls II. C. Iluuler, 1. J. Miller, C. I., Johnson llralth ami I'ollce S. I,. Dohle, II. W, lionhsin, W. W. Wluille I.lquor License P, J. Miller, A. W, Dsvls, S.I., Doble CHURCH NOT1CRS. IkiDtUt church John licntieln. nattor. Sunday school at 10 a, m, Prcachlni; at 1 1 a. 111, 11, V. P. U. 7 n. in. Preuchliie at 8 p. ui. .neiuoiiisi ciiurcli P. i Yomij,', pas tor. Sunday school 10 a, in.: nrenchlut! at 1 1 a. 111, and 8 p. in. lipworth League at 7 p. 111. Holy Cross Catholic church. Portsmouth Station: 8:1s a. tu low mass; 10:15 a.m., lilell mass: 7:30 l. 111.. vespers and bene. diction. Christian church Meets evervSuudav iiiTnWrnacleai follows: Sunday school at 10 a. in.; preaching at 11 a. ui, and 8 p. iii ami v. r. t, 1;, niectiun at 7 p, 111. It. J. Johnson, lwstor. St. Andrew's Hpiscopal Chapel, UnU versity Park Kev. Win. K. Powell. chaplain. Regular services 7yo p. ui. Sunday tchool at 3 p. 111.; Ilible class 7 p. m.; I.enton services every 1'rlday ut 10 a. m. Evangelical church Sunday school at 10 a. m. Preaching 11 a. 111. Junior K. L. C. B. a;3o p. in.: Senior K. L. C. . 1 p. m. Preaching at 8 p. tn. Chester P. Gates, pastor. Plrst Congregational Church G. W. Nelson, nastor. Sumlav schnnl in a tu,; preaching 11 a. m, aud 7:45 p. m. Y, P. S. C. B, meeting at 7 p. m. Prayer uieetitn; Thursdav at 7:vi n. ui. A sent and welcome to all. llaptist Church, University Park. Rev. A. H. Waltz, pastor. Regular services every Sunday morning aud evening. German Baptist church Services hehl each Sunday at llaptist church as follow s: Sunday school a p. in., preachiug at 3 p. German Lutheran Services at 10:45 ui. every Suudav tnorniiie at corner of Vivinsula avenue and Kilpatrick street. University Park. All Germans of St. Johns cordially invited to atteiuK C. uuechler, pastor. Christian Science Society meetincs held at Chicago RoominL' house, i'un. days, 11 a tn. aud Wednesdays at 8 p. m. Subject: Soul and body. TIME TABLE O. R. & N. Union Depot, Portland, No. a Chicago Special leaves 8:30 a. tu. No. 4 Spokane 1'iyer leaves at 7:00 p. ni. No. 6 Kansas City Exp. leaves 7:40 p. ni. No. 8 Local Passenger leaves 0:00 a. tu. No. 1 Chicago Special arrives 8:ao n. m. No. 3 Spokane Plyer arrives at 8x a. tn. No. 5 Kansas City Exp, arrives 0.45 a.m. No, 7 Local Passenger arrives 5:4s P. in.