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4 Bonham & Currier General Merchandise FIRE INSURANCE A;itits for the Qm.cn Insurniict'Co. , American Cen tral of St. J.ottis. Norwich t'nion l-'irc Ins, Society. I.ivcrjiool. London ft (ilobc nnd Northern Ins. Co. of London. These are five out of the 32 that nte paying their losses in fttll nt San Francisco. It cwts no more to insure in it good company than in n poor one. Don't Insure In a Six-Hit Company. Sliepanl, Dobie & Peterson Phone Scott .joli. Real EMatc flud i; the I PENINSULA BANK 6 St. Johns, Oregon. f Capital, fully paid up, ? 25,000.00 j Surplus nnd undivided profits, 1 ,,152.38 Connnencetl business June 5, 1005. Oi'i'lcmtH J. W. l'ordnuy, l'reitlciilj U. T. I'litll, Viet- President; C. X A. Wood. Cn.hlir. ! jjjj IIiiakii nl' iHMitcTiius J. W. I'uhlncy, U.T. I'liitt, I'. C. ICniiii. W. f sfl A. Iliewir. II. I.. Pmuts, Thin. Cuehinn, M. I,. Ilolbtook, C. A. Wood. j 4444 PAINTS AT COST KADDERLY TRANSFER & COMMISSION COMPANY Will sell son paint at wholesale ptieei, "liny Now " Dealers in FEED, HAY, LIME, CEMENT, SHINGLES LATH, COAL, KTO. T Sec us for piias, 202 )t )t4)4- CD X the iiboyi- Mpi.iif Noticed it, didn't little sKx'k think ic.idtis noticed it. 111.111. h.ul placed an attiactive iiiiuoiiueenieiit of your wines, at coiuit piiiVN 111 that sjNice, you'll have some idea that it would h.ue luouejit you tiade. Ilettei try It next week. JUST SUPPOSE WW lU'Y THAT NOIUIV bAl.l. Sl'IT Oh" WHl.Cll. Tlll-V A Kb! MADKKKiMT PIT U101IT AND ARK I'RICKn RK'.IIT Suits $7.45 to $25.00 If not right Welch WELCH THE AMERICAN BLOTHIER H. HENDERSON Kotiuy Public and Conveyancer. Choice, Imsinuss and icnidence probity in all parts of the city. .SiijHJriiitendant St. Johns Branch of the American lloxpititl Association. Cochran Blook Fire Insurance. ST. JOHNS. OKI'.. J' !' S. Jersey sticct, St. Johns, Ore. you will observe a tiny dot. you? Now if YOl' saw that of how ull the icst of our Then, if you, Mr. Ihisiuexs- makes it right 221-223 Morrison Cor, First, Portland sr. SLIPS OF THE TONGUE. Jomo of the Queer Bulli That eon Recorded. That man made a remark that had bolter huvc boon left unsaid who, when the king found some fault with the earl marshal for some details of thu coronation ceremony, replied, "Please, your majesty, I hopo it will bo better next time." Lord Orford tells tlio following, which ho characterizes as tho best "bull" ho ever heard: "I hato that woman," said a gentleman, looking at ono who had been his nurse. "I hato that woman, for eho changed mo at nurse." A pentlcman was onco complimenting Mine. Denis on tho manner in which eho had jiiBt enacted the part of Zara. "To net thnt part," raid she, "a person fhoultl bo young and handsome." "Ah, mnilam," replied the would bo complimuntor, "you uro a complete proof to tho contrary," which was n faux pus with a venuennco. It was nl an execution in Ireland that tho rotio broke and tho half hanged vie- tim fell to tho ground, when tho person who was superintending tho execution raid, "You rascal, if you do that again I'll kill you ns sure nn you breathe." It was an Irish mayor who indued a proclamation stating that certain businofs would bo transacted in thnt lions should tuko place "on every Monday" (Tuesday excepted), whllo nn ICnglish mayor ran this clo?e in a proclamation and an advertise ment rein ting to mnno forthcoming raccf, wherein it was stated that "no gentleman will bo allowed to rido on tho coiino but tho horses that aro to run." Another "bull" of the legislature ....it.. f.....i.l it.. .f..v n ' n... u( 1.. I.A..L. ii. In ' 1 1. 1.1 Uni i ...u. ,.r. i... .j . . i 1 11 11 llnnnr hnrfh. tlm tun ' (till' "fiTniirii iiriiiiinv 1 ainr rnna .. k dnv rii.iv ..tfn.iti.dV wliirli i ent.nod Tho enrriugo wns tho ordinnry si hu Him f.VfintuKln f nit Ptitfl.rf li t.m inir eiirriimo familiar to Indian f tulitnli nrelnttwwt tlifit 1rtfirt11.11 rnifiiln. clors. with a lavatory beyond O o darned it. tho event of conviction , '""'"f,' tl10'10," H' ,fa Mr;1 11 t ii... it.,.. ,.f .111 i.tiii I...I , ull within three feet of him. After milt ti tiiu iiiii; 01 -iw riiiiiiiitRi iiiiis, w4 iii ,. to tl... kiiiu mid half to tho ! iMfonni-r. Ill thiMiii.on.lim? net this1 win altered to "10 stroke.! with the birch, ha'.f to go to tho king and half to the informer," which only lends to ihow that the draftsmen of the laws of thu nation aro not ul ways 114 careful as they might or t-lioiild be. Of course, perhaps, tho poor things are overworked or tired. Shakchpcaro has been guilty of moro than ono literary "bull," 0110 of his best being in tho first portion of "Henry IV," wherein tho carrier complains that "the turkeys in his paunierH aro ipiito starved," tho phrase incurring in tho fifth scene of tho Kceoud act, whereas turkeys emtio from America, mid tho now , world wai not even discovered for n century later. Again, in tho lint fcetie of thu fifth act of "llonry V," wherein (i.nvcr is inado to say to Htiellen, "Hero comes Pistol, smil ing like a rurkoyeock," all of which proves tho iippositeueiri of tho ro mark that even Homer Hometinios nods, as .Shakespeare did in those mid other liudanccs. Many others could bo deduced, but tho above ox llllipliM will Kiillicc. (ioing 11 xtep higher, wo find tho lord lieutoimnt of Ireland of u for mer day e.pially at fault in his lan guage, for in a proclamation issued from thoioiincil chamber of Dublin ' wo find il el forth that "whereas, the greatest economy is necessary in the cot sumption of all epecics of grain nnd especially in the consump tion of potatoes," etc. Mr. (Iroy tolls of it biwver who in an ucllon for iiKsnult ami battery informed the judge t lib. t "the defendant beat his client with a certain wooden instru ment called 1111 iron potlo." Ion don Standard. A Louica! Rttort. One ui'lit I'agaiiini was going to tho lnin opera where he was to asliuiiih every one by playing on one -triiitj. Heing late, be took u cab, and when he arrived nt his des tination the cabby wanted 10 francs. "What," ho exclaimed, "you aro criuy. I have only had you fivo minutes." "I know it is much," said the other, "but for you who mako a fortune bv plaviug on one tring it mut be JO francs." "Well," raid I'agaiiini, handing him tho right fare, "when you can make your cab go on ono heel come to me, nnd I will give you 10 francs," U Curie aturista. Where Solomon's WUdom FalUd. King Solomon was the wisest man that ever 'sved. People came from miles aroii.ud just to look nt tho re ceptacle of so much wisdom. One day n you:j man came to him and knelt Ik1 fore his throne. "Oh, king, live forever!" said the young man. "I am 111 love. 1 Iwught the object of my affection a diamond mil. Sho allowed mo to kiss her and later accidentally willed mo 'dear' and blushed and apologized. Does the care anything for me?" "I don't know," said King Solomon.- -Chicago Tribune. E. o. MAGOONlCentral Market! til N.Jersey Street. Phone I'uioii 3 1 05 . Rue Line of Wines aiul liquors Constantly on I land. KineM Beer in the City on tap, A LION STORY. ExperUnee With On of th Afrloo Man Eaters. "Many yenm ago," says a writer, "before the arrival of tho railway ind tho sportsman in east Africa, tho natives worn decimated by lions. It wus impossible in some districts to procure mail carriers. Appalling stories arc still related of tho fear less ferocity of these beasts. Tho rnilwny was building at Kiu. Several coolica had boon carried off by an old lion, and one night Kynlf, nn Knglish engineer who had Been much service in India, decided to sit up in a railway carriage on the chance of getting a shot. With hitn were Mr. Ilucbner, tho German con riiI, and nn Italian, Pnrenti. Tho night was dark, with but little moon, and after midnight Ryall commented upon tho brightness of tho fireflies near tho carriago nnd also remarf.ed that ho had soon a rat repeatedly cross nnd rocross a spot, wnoro 1110 stcci ran gunicu in the moonlight. "Hut the supposed fireflies woro tho luminous eyes of tho lion thoy waited for, and tho rat was tho slow movement of his tail. If Hyall had recognized this, his lifo would have been saved. Tired of their vigil to ward tho morning, tho three watch ers went to sleep, lluconcr on the others below. oep trav- tho couches. An hour had passed, tho party wad asleep, when tho lion jumped Into tho carriago and seized Ityall, while in a moment I'aronti had slipped into tho lavatory and closed tho door. "Tho movements of tho lion, or more probably, his weight thrown on ono Hide, caused tho door by which ho had entered tho car to ciose. inns jiucimern experience .1 ml 1 1 1 I ! was most tvrnhle. Tho nlles were bo- low, and on tho upper berth ho ro . 1 t 1 11 11 i. 11 wfl' mintitfs the groat lwast Jll'"l,,-1 ! tlirollgll out through tho window with ItynlP body in it mouth." Chicago News. Trowbloi of b Club. "Our gui.lo iii Jerusalem, Uriel," says thu author of "A Levantine Log Hook," "belonged to a club, and with great pride ho took us to tho clubrootn nnd "bowed tin about. 'Wo nro all very proud of our club ho explained, 'but it has many dilll cullies.' "'Whtit aro thoy? "'The principal difficulty aid Uriel severely, 'n that much of tho members refuse to fill tho offices at tho club, and when thoy do (111 them thoy refuse to perform tltoir performances.' "'I don't understand said tho traveler. 'To porform' " 'To transact their nets,' ex plained Uriel. 'To mako their du ties "Ah, yes!' Interrupted tho trav eler. 'You mean to do their do ings.' "Exactly agreed Uriel, with gratitude. 'Thoy refuso to do their doings."' Hit Nam and Hit Lgt, l'rofeinor Lyon Plnyfalr once vLsited r, phosphate niine whoso maiutgor, a Scotchman, desired him to Icavu fit onco and drop hU speci men. Professor Playfair nddrewed him In good Scotch and asked hitn if ho thought him a mining ndron turer. "Ay, that'u just 'what yo are!" "No," replied Mr. Playfair, "I nn a Scotch professor." "Then, If yo uro, yo'll bo bavin' u name." "My nai'ie is Phiyfuir," ho respond ed, "M-iii," ftiid tho Scotcliitiun, "are ye Lyon Playfair?" Then, looking from his six' feet two Incites with conptiosion on tho fivo feet four of the professor, ho continued: "Hoot, hioii, yer mime's traveled further than yer weo legs will ever carry yel ' Christian llegistor. Rovi ng. MUh Angelina (to Lucy, tho par lor iniiid) Lucy, if any ono calli to eoe iiie this afternoon, don't forget that I am only at homo to Mr, Pitz noodle. Lucy Yes, miss. Interval of an hour, and Lucy re ppears, looking rather Hushed. "Well, Lucy?" "Please, miss, there's boon five gentlemen call, and when I told them you were out to everybody but Mr. Kitznoodle, they all seemed very surprised nnd unuoyed, whilo tho last one 'I am sorry for Mr. Kitznoodle.' ' Imdon Answers. In a Bad Way. This old lady was a hypochondri ac. Her various diseases interested her, and she talked of nothing else. One dav a visitor found her eating heartilv and inquired as to her health. The invalid sighed and an swercd, "I feel very well, maam, but 1 always feel bad when I feel well, because I know I am going to feel worse afterward. Holbrook Hlock. See u for ihe Choicest Cuts of the llest Meats Obtaiuable. r 1 Orders Pilled ami l'muily Trade Solicited McCLAVU & WARD, Props. Wound', Bruises and Burns. By applying an antiseptic dress ing to wounds, bruises, bums and like injuries before inflammation sets in, they may be healed without ma turation and in about one-third the time required by the old treatment. This is the greatest discovery nnd triumph of modern surgery. Cham berlain's Pain Balm acts on this same principle. It is an antiseptic and when applied to such injuries, causes them to heal very quickly It also nlhy the pain and soreness and prevents any dancer of blood poisoning. Keep a brt'le of Pain Balm In your home and it will save you time and money, not to men tion the inconvenience nnd suffer ing such injuries entail. l?or sale by Jackson's Pharmacy. Notice. All persons are hereby warned that I will not be responsible for any debts contracted by Mrs. L. B. Koemer. K. J. Koerner. St. Johns, Ore., Oct. 22, 1906. WOOD Buy your wood at the Old Reliable Peninsula Feed & Fuel Go Green and dry slubwood. Phone Kast 296. One Dollar, will fit you to eye glasses or spec lacks. Perfect fit KU,tr.nilccU. Vmir i-vrl niinl nl litllllC. Write 10 free iKjoklctdcscriblai; our method Remember, the classes wc fit you to arc worth fJ.50 any where on earth. Our price, only f 1.00. OUK KKI'AIKINO dfPtlnnnlli moil roniDltlr.Mi niprinvSimWdche taned fl.in. ini your oik bt rtglittrtd mm, I2J0r(Pii(nr wiicii. METZGER & CO ill SIXTH SIUBBT, PORTLAND, ORB Housekeeping Apartments Suites of two tn four roonii, iiImi ftlnglc room. Situated one lilnck from Col ti tut u University, tienr cor. of l'Uk St. nnd Hotilcviiril. l'uriiUhe.l or t'lifuriilnhiil. A plciitjiiit walk from St. Joints, miitiilile for mill men. UNIVERSITY PARK A. W. DICKSON Phon. East 6260 St. Johns Title, Abstrac and Trust Go. Abstracts Made, Titles Kxatnined Real lvstate Bought, Sold and Handled on Commission Houses Rented, Insurance, Loans, Notary Public. L. B. CHIPMAN (The pioneer real estate man) MANAGKU Rooms it and 12, Holbrook block. REAL ESTATE f ISO. M 50x100, cor.; two-lory brick in iviiik erccteii 111 Mine hkh-k, This is a lenijld iitvcMmetit, ad yon imu uvuer iimik into 11 m once. f nx l.ot 2jxiu; a cloe in itui.lc lot 011 Jersey street. fjoiv I.ot joxiio, , nearby roiileuce lot, f i$ cah if ymi btiil.l at once. l,t soxnxj. Pine location, one half ciili. 6,5ih A block that plats jo fifty foot unsou wiiianieite itouievaril. W.J.PEDDICORD Notary Public, Bon Ton Barber Shop Mansi'IKI.o kS: K.i;kit.i!iN, I'ir.t class work uud clean hot towels for patrons. Hair cutting a specialty. Aircnts for W est Coast I.aumlrv. Jersey .treet Si, Johns D. C. ROGERS & CO. Real Estate and Insurance fi$o Lots 50x100 in South St. Johns. i'iucst resilience lots in the city. f 650 Lots 50x100 on Ivauhoe .treet. Clo.e in. $ 1000 and up Rusines lots on Jersey street. Close in. f 1900 A new tuodeni 5-room cottage. Lot 1 00x126 011 car line. fj6oo New modem hou.e, eight rooms, two lots 50x100. 11 lock Ironi car line. Phone Scott 3104. DUILT BY W.C. ADAMS CONTRACTOR and BUILDER We now have with us n capable resident nrchittct, nml wc can 9rran;e to nilvattcu money to nil these weo desire to build homes. Shop Second Door West of Postoff.cc ST. JOHNS - - OREGON F. J. Koerner, CONTRACTOR BUILDER AND Plans nnd xpeeilli'iilioiis funiislicil mi application, dune with iu'altii's ami promptly .Ml wo 1 dlspatrh W. G. CLARK Practical Blacksmithing and Ilxpert Horseslioeing. Wagon .Making One of Our Special Features. Brine; us your crippled horses nttd wagons uud we 11 do the rest. O..M.I'AUI.K O. I'..MI!KIU. Faulk & Merrill Coal. May, Grain, Flour Ground Feed, Paints, Oils and Building Materials Phone East 713 University Park, Ortgon Houses For Rent -IIY DANIEL BRECHT IF VOU WANT A I10USK CALL ON UK ST. JOHNS. OREGON The Wellington KNIGHT & CLOVER, Proprietors. P'ine Wines and I.irptors. tttmily Supplies a Siwcialty. Holhrook Block, St. Johns, Oregon Central Bar. Sam, Cociikan, Prop. Tiios. Condon, 5Igr. Fine Wines, I.icpiors and Cigars. Cochran Block, St. Johns, Oregon Subscription Notice. The subscription price of Thk Rkvikw outside of Multnomah county is $1.50 per year in ad vance. All papers will be dis continued at the expiration of the time pam for. Well Digging. Any one wishing to have a well dug on short notice and in a good, substantial manner should call on or address Gkokgi: Robinson, St. ohus, Oregon. Mail Schedule Mail arrives at St. Johus at :io a. in. and 1:15 p. 111. weaves at 10:10 a. m., anil 4-45 p. m. Office open eek davs from 6:j a. m. to 6:10 p.xn. Sundays from 9 to 10 a, m .o mans arnvc or ucrun bunuay. AN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY L. E. STORY, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON. Day and Night Office, Roouw 7 and 8, Holbrook Mock, st. Johns, . . . orcoon S. H. GREENE Attorney-ntLaw. Office: Room 9, Hrccden Build ing, corner Third and Vynshingtoti street.i, Portland, and St. Johns. Phone: Pacific 2098. Residence: St. Johns Joseph McClicsney, At. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUK(1E0N Day nnd Night Office In McChcjnoy Block ST. JOHNS, 1 iiuuv fiuvuiami nio 0RBQ0N DR. L. G. HOLLAND, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Residence: On Modoc Street. Phone Uiist 619S. Office: Hol brook llrick Hlock, rooms 3 nnd 4 Phone Hast 3689. St. Johns, .... Oregon Dr V. E. HARTEL, DENTIST Crown and Ilrldge Work n Specialty Rooms 1 mid 1, Holbrook Hlock, St. Joint! Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN Pli)lclnn and Surgeon. Residence Phone Scott 4064. Office: Holbrook's New llrick Hlock. Residence, St. Johns Hotel, A. V. VINCENT, M. D., IIOMi:oi'ATIIICIIIVSICIN AND St)tli:ON Office joj South Jersey street. All hoars OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D OfTlcc lioutu, 910 11 11, m., a to 5 p. m. OITlct I'lione, Scott 1104. Keolitctice I'lione, Union Otncelil t'nlciltv I'atk llniK Htoir. F. Al. PARSONS Coutrnctor nnd Builder. Carienterlug in nil lis bntnehes nt satis prices. Residence 717 Lively st. The G. HEITKEMPER CO, Watchmakers, Jewelers, SlUcrsmltlit. Importers and Wholesale Dealers 286 Morrison Street, PORTLAND R. viLCOX, Dray and Baggage Lin Phone Scott ijoS. Piano Moving a Specialty. Leave order nt llnllbcrg's l'urnlttirc store nnd they will receive prompt attention. C. MARION SALISBURY Qraduato Optician Will test the eyes free of charge. Jersey Street. St. Johns, Oregon, Goodrich & Goodrich, ARCHITECTS Pull Professional Service I'ive Per Cent. Saint Johns nnd Portland, Ore. Zeller-Byrnes & Blackburn Co. Undertakers and Embalmers 209 Jersey Street I.ady Assistant. N. A. GEE House Mover and Repairer Houses moved, raUed and re- paired. O.ltl jobs of all kinds. Prompt service, reasonable charees. Ivauhoe and Catliu Streets, Phone Woodlawn 3S6. Saint Johns Orel,0" F. A. LASHBAUGH . l'uel furnished, either short or long, Draying and tentn-work of everj' kind. Prompt service. Terms reasonable. Corner Jersey and Catliu, ST. JOHNS LAUREL LODGE No. 186 I. O. 0. F. ST. JOHNS, ORCOON Meets each Moudav eveniiif in Oilil Pellows hall, at 8;co. Visitors welcomed,' II. S. Hewitt, N. G, V. K. Vooie, Secretarj-. G. W. OVERSTREET, PLUMBER Holbrook Block, 103 South Jersey street. Phone Union j8j. Saint Johns Oregon MRS. N. AlcCANN CLOTHINO CLEANER Clothing cleaned, pressed and mended with care and promptness. Laities' clothes a specialty. Old Postoffice Iluilding Saint Johus Oregon BOLEN BROTHERS CARPENTERS AND CONTRACTORS Wt OmriDtcc la PUtu C. T. Boka. 816 UUmtltc Boulcvsrd. C. W. Bokn, 2 J8 T) kr Stnl " ST. JOHNS, -"-.-. : . OREQON I