i Battevi Th»» *•
Monay in Draaaad Bird.
Take a glass of Salts if your
Back hurts or Bladder
troubles you.
o f the P A R SO N A G E
By ETHEL HUESTON
No a u or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flashins the kidneys occasionally, says
a well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acM which exoitee the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and tall to filter
Mr. Starr Is« widower Methodist minister with live «harming diuahWk
dressed bird, and the price« for asm«
the waste and poisons from the blood,
Prudence, the eldest 1« nineteen. She keeps house. Fairy, aged seventeen, Is
then we get sick. - Nearly all rheuma TH E TWINS TR Y JO EM
Some time afo. T. B. Orr. In Oommwr
• college freshman. Carol and Lark, twin«, are In high school, and ConaUnce
tism. dizziness, sleeplessness and ur
dal
Fanning. gave bla rzpecteooe m
inary disorders come from sluggish BARRASS FAIRY WITH
Is In th | grade«. Mr, Stark Is assigned to the eongregatlon at Mount Mark.
this
line, as follows: ^
kidneys.
• a., and We advent Sgd establishm ent of hie interesting family In the parson
•'We
sorted out d birds (hat weighed
The moment you feel a dull ache in
SOME PRACTICAL JOK
age
there
s\lra
the
curiosity
of
the
whole
town.
The
story
concern*
the
•J00
pounds.
Then we divided them,
the kldneyn or your book hurts or if
affairs of the parsonage girls. Prudenoe has her hands full with the mis.
(he
30
larger
ones
weighing !<** pounds,
ING WHEN HER BEAU
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
chi evens twine «nd Connie. Fairy has Just announced that her beau la
the
iweoty-nlne
smaller
and harder to
sediment. Irregular of passage or at
coming to apend.the evening. The twins decide to have soma fun, and have
tended by a sensation of scalding,
drew,
weighing
the
same.
A* couiwe.
COMES TO VISIT HER.
made their plane accordingly.
atop eating meat sad get about four
at
12
cents
a
pound,
each
lot would
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar
have
brought
u*
112.
macy; take a tablespoonful in a glass
«0f the Inrgest. right weighed ea
of water before breakfast and in a
ble. “My lnaldes lieur startling testi follows: Alive. « pounds; behead*«?
CHAPTER V—Continued.
she walled.
few days your kidneys will act fine.
mony to the presence Of iH-pper."
iind plucked. »7 pounds-e loea of one
This famous salts Is made from the
add of grapes and lemon Juice, com Aa soon aa they finished supper Lark “Not «j bit of It." satd Fairy coolly. And he roared again, while Prudence pound each on head end feathers; fully
bined with lithia, and has been used said, “Don't you think we'd better go “I remember now that Lark waa look began a critical examination of the dressed, S.1 pounds—a loss on crop and
for generations to flush and stimulate right to bed, Prue? We don’t want ing for the scissors before supper. oysters. She found them literally entrails of one pound ench. (They had
the kidneys, also to neutralise the taint the atmosphere of the par Aren’t those twins unique! This Is stuffed with pepper; there was no had no food for lit hour«.) The total
acids la urine so it no longer causes to
sonage. Of course Fairy will want to almost bordering on talent. Isn't It? doubt of It. The twlua hud done dead lorn waa 3MB l*er rent. Alive they
Irrigation, thus ending bladder weak- wash
If ron cere for he«vy hair that
the dishes herself to make sure Don’t look ao distressed, I’rue. Eti ly work!
would have brought us «MO: direeed. ~ tens
with beauty and la n d S ,
quette
Itself
must
be
subservient
to
"ltevengo,
ye
gods,
how
sweet,"
they
are
clean
and
shining."
Jad Salta la Inexpensive and can “Oh. no,” disclaimed Fairy, good- twins. It seems. Don't forget to bring chnnted Fnlry. “The twins are get they brought us 98.til, *° we had 21 life; has
an incomparable
not Injure
cents
for
dressing.
la fluffy and lustrous, try n ...
veecent
which naturedly. “I can give an extra rub In the ate at a quarter past nine, and ting even with a vengeance—the »«pc •The smaller 12 of these 30 birds Just one application
everyone should take now and then to the ones we want to use—that Is bavu It as good aa possible—please, twins you Bald were adorable. Babble.' Weighed as follows: Alive. M pounds ; beauty
f you? hair, ‘“ t I ìm ii7
to keep the kidneys clean and active enough. I do appreciate the thought, deer.”
It must be wild for Fairy that her
dlatrly dissolves every mgaf
and the Mood pure, thereby avoiding though, thanks very much.”
I wUWr vowed Prudence, “PII—I’ll good ns tore eoqld stand alnioet al»)'^
dandruff. You can not haya
serious kidney complications.
heavy, healthy hair If y o a fel
those horrible twins 1'
go the twins plunged In. carefully use cream.
draff.
This destructive ofty^cL
“Go
In
and
entertain
Babble
till
I
beeping Connie beside them. Connie
hair of Its lustre, lu strvogtk m
had a dismal propensity for discov coins down, won’t youY* And Talry
very Ufa, an<l tf not overeóme?
eries—the twins had often suffered ran lightly up the stairs, humming a
duces
a ferertabaeas and a c á
snatch of song.
from It.
the
scalp;
the hair roots tamba]
It Works! Try It
*n and dia; than Ua hatrhL
T^en they all three went to bed. To But Prudence did a poor Job of en
be sure It was ridiculously early, but tertaining Babble during her sister's
absence. She felt really dizzy! Such
they were all determined.
Etiquette into the
“You keep your eyea open. Fairy," a way to Introduce
life. She was glad to make
Prudence whispered melodramatically. parsonage
escape from the room when Fairy
“Those girls do not look right.” And her
returned,
a graceful figure In fine blue
she
added
anxiously.
“Oh.
Til
be
so
No humbug! Any corn, whether disappointed If things go badly.”
silk!
drrMied than alive. and It would have
hard, soft or between the toes, will Fairy was a little late getting up A little after nine she called out
cost us fully 91.M1 to have dressed
loosen right np and lift out, without
“Fairy!” And Fairy, fearing
them. On growing cockerel», the loss
stairs to dress, but she took time to dismally,
a particle of pain or soreness.
disaster, came running out
uversges
not fsr from 90 per ceot:
This drug Is called freesone and la drop into her sisters’ room. They were fresh
“What now? What—“
a compound of ether discovered by a all In bed, breathing heavily. She “I
even
on
particularly
good ones. It can
forget what you told me to say,”
Cincinnati man.
not,
be
lee*
than
28
per
cent."
walked
from
one
to
another,
and
whispered Prudence wretchedly,
Ask at aaty drug store for a small stood above them majestically.
bottle of freesone, which will cost but
“what was It? The soup is ready, and
she cried. “Ah, fortune piping
a trifle, but is sufficient to rid one’s Is “Asleep!”
TO SECURE PURE SEED GRAIN
hot—but what la It you want
kind. They are asleep. How I me to say
feet of every corn or callous.
?”
Put a few drops directly upon any
Bulletin Issued by »Ezpc.rt of North
Fairy screamed with laughter. “You
tender, aching corn or callous. In
to become fllle
Oakets E* périment Station en stomach
goose!” she cried. “Say anything you
stantly the soreness disappears and
gee
ted
food,
which soars i
the
Important
Subject
like.
It
doesn't
make
any
difference
shortly the corn or callous will loosen
like
garbage
la a iwtll hi
and can be lifted oft with the fingers.
what you say.”
the
first
step
to untold i
This drag freesone doesn’t eat out
How to »rcure »••«I grain that Is geetioo. fool gaeee.
“Oh. I am determined to do my part
bad h
the coma or callouses but shrivels
free
from
mixtures'
and
disease«
la
Just right,” vowed Prudence fervent
skin,
mental
fears,
every
them without even Irritating the sur
the subject matter of circular No. 12 horrible and nauseating,
ly, “according to etiquette and alL"
rounding «Mn
ju*? Issued by the North Imkota ex tonight will gtvo year
What was it you said?”
Just think! No pate at all; no sore
periment station.
ness or smarting when applying It or
Fairy stifled her laughter with diffi
1‘mfcnjtor Bolle? attrite* securing as
afterwards. If your druggist don’t
culty,
a*d
•
said
In
a
low
voice.
pure M>ed as possible, cleaning and
have freesone have him order it for
you.
treating it and sowing It-#« as to leave
every
eeventh row for s path to wqlk
*T11 call Fairy," she said demurely.
through to pick out weed* and the
“Tell her she needn't primp for
plants that are diseased or that are
me,“ he answered, laughing. “I know
uof true to type. In thi* way pure
Just how she looks already.“
disease free sm-d can I m ? secured for
But Prudence was too heavily bur
Jellied the Jedgt
next year's sowing.
"This la the seventh t
dened to laugh. She smiled hospi
been before me,“ said tea
tably, and closed the door upon him.
RACK FOR MANURE SPREADER sternly.
Fairy was tripping down the stairs,
“That so?“ replied the «
tall, very handsome, very gay.
Object of Device Ic to Make It
and deserves utm ost care very
She pinched her sister’s arm as she
blc to Carry Much Big
passed, and the front room door
Lead«—How It Works.
swung
behind.
Bnt
she
did
not
greet
One of the greatest her friend. She stood erect by the
The object of this rack Is to mako
door, her bead tilted on one side,
drawbacks to health is a sniffing,
It
posulble to carry «cremi time* the
sniffing.
iimd UNually carried on a manure
weak stomach, but in Eugene
“What In the world?" she wondered.
«I»reader. It 1» used when spreading
Babler was strangely quiet.
DISCOVERY IN
many cases this can be He
looked about the room la a pe
questioning way.
corrected by careful diet culiar,
“Shall I raise a window?” be sug
finally. “It’s rather—er—hot
and the assistance of in gested
here.”
Hospital lor am
“Yes, do, she urged, Raise all of
Ihora
is no other
them. It’s—do you—do you notice a—
CHAPTER VI
that can ba ooa
a funny smell In here? Or am I Imag
ining It? It—it almost makes me
rick!”
“Yes, there Is a smell,” he said. In
“I thought maybe
evident
k is a Splendid First Aid you’d been relief.
cleaning the carpet with
something. It’s ghastly, Can't we go
obtained la
Rack for 8preader.
somewhere else?"
In the Johtk
“Y e s , T h e re is a Sm ell,” H e Said.
invariably Ü
gets home,” satd Prudence, carefully
“Come on." She opened the door
Into the sitting room. “We’re coming “Wouldn’t you like a nice, hot oyster fitting together pieces of a dark, warm,
pany the d!
out bore if you do notfmlnd, Prue.” stew?” Prudence repeated It after furry material. “It has been so long
(lO to TO
since father wore this coat, I am sure
And Fairy explained the difficulty. her breathlessly.
simply
ask
she
will
not
recognize
It.”
So
Fnlry
returned
once
more,
and
“Why, that’s very strange,” said
•Anurie,”
i
Prudence, knitting her brows. “I soon after Prudence tapped on the “But she will ask where we got It,
or
send
10
was In there right after supper, and I door. Then she opened It, and thrust and what shall we say?”
larga trial
didn’t notice anything. What does It her curly head inside. “Wouldn’t you “We must tell her it Is goods we have
like a little nice, hot oyster stew?" had in the house for a long time. That
smell like?”
symptoms. Doctor Plates»
“It’s a new smell to me,” laughed she chlrpejl methodically. And Fairy is true. And I made this fudge, on pur
will sxamloa it, than Dr. Ft
said,
“Oh,
yes.
Indeed,
Prudence—this
Fairy, “but something about It Is
pose to distract her attention. Poor ALFALFA HAr W ELL STACKED »port
to jo a , without fas 0»
strangely suggestive of our angel la ao nice of you.”
child 1” she added very sympatheti
K« tb t — French gelentfaM «
The three gathered sociably about cally. “Her heart Is Just set on a brand- T ° «,8£ 0Uld B# Cov,r#d W ith Canvas, " Anurie” is thirty «seven M
active than lithia In slimhm
Prudence went to Investigate, and the table. Babbie was first to taste new coat I know she will be bitterly
w ill Tu rn Water.
acid, and I b B harmless M
Fairy shoved a big chair near the the steaming stew. He gasped, and disappointed. If the members wonld
Just pay up we could get her one. No When alfalfa L
table, waving her hand toward It light
vember and December are such bad
ly with a smile at Babble. Then she
Is stacked the center
months for parsonage people. Every of the stack should I t;„,
always be kept full
sank Into n low rocker, and leaned
well pucked durlnir
one arm on the table. She wrinkled Prudence tasted also. Prudence did one Is getting ready for Christmas now. and
2 the whole time
building, and the top
not gasp. She did not cry out. She and forgets that parsonage people need of
her forehead thoughtfully.
of the stack
be well covered with
a ^ . should
“That smell,” she began. “I am looked up at her sister with wide eyes Christmas money, too."
hay, or »«me kind of flue canvas
—a world of pathos In the glance. Fairy took a pin from her mouth, ”1 marsh
which will turn water, and then grass
have honestry been ashamed of Connie weighted
Bnt Fairy did not notice.
be
“Excuse me. Fairy,” he said,1 ill at “Now, please do not ask me to talk the last few Sundays. It was so cold, wind. to resist the effect of the
ease for the first time in her knowl until I have finished my soup,” she
edge of him. “Did yon know your was saying brightly. ,
sleeve was coming out?”
Then she tasted It! She dropped
b e n e f it s of fall plowing
Fairy gasped and raised her arm. her spoon with a great clatter, and
“Both arms, apparently,” he con- . umped np from the table. “Mercy I”
tinned, smiling, bnt his face was she shrieked. “It la poisoned!”
There are a lot of uc careless
Unshed.
Babble leaned back in bis chair and about providing for tho preacher
k ,II c Many Insects.
“Excuse me Just a minute, will yon?” laughed until his eyes were wet. Pru and his family, gem* of us acem
Fairy was unruffled. She sought her dence’s eyes were wet, too, bnt not to forgot that his needs art just
sister. “Look here, Prue—what do from laughter I What wonld etiquette as roal and lirgent as our own.
yon make of this? I’m coming to think of her, after this?
Ar* you prompt with your tithes?
In'the
pieces I Tm hanging by a single thread. “What did yon do to this soup, Pru
dence?" demanded Fairy.
(TO BB CONTINUED.)
Bar sleeves were undoubtedly ready “I made It—nothing else,” faltered
to drop off at s second's node* I Pm- poor Prudence, quite crashed by this tt la batter to be «ble to tute your
F
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danaa was shocked. She grew posi blow. And oysters forty cents s pint/ band to anything than to pot your foot
m
v
tively white In the face.
“It's pepper, I think," gasped Bab-
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