i Battevi Th»» *• Monay in Draaaad Bird. Take a glass of Salts if your Back hurts or Bladder troubles you. o f the P A R SO N A G E By ETHEL HUESTON No a u or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flashins the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acM which exoitee the kidneys, they become overworked from the strain, get sluggish and tall to filter Mr. Starr Is« widower Methodist minister with live «harming diuahWk dressed bird, and the price« for asm« the waste and poisons from the blood, Prudence, the eldest 1« nineteen. She keeps house. Fairy, aged seventeen, Is then we get sick. - Nearly all rheuma­ TH E TWINS TR Y JO EM­ Some time afo. T. B. Orr. In Oommwr • college freshman. Carol and Lark, twin«, are In high school, and ConaUnce tism. dizziness, sleeplessness and ur­ dal Fanning. gave bla rzpecteooe m inary disorders come from sluggish BARRASS FAIRY WITH Is In th | grade«. Mr, Stark Is assigned to the eongregatlon at Mount Mark. this line, as follows: ^ kidneys. • a., and We advent Sgd establishm ent of hie interesting family In the parson­ •'We sorted out d birds (hat weighed The moment you feel a dull ache in SOME PRACTICAL JOK­ age there s\lra the curiosity of the whole town. The story concern* the •J00 pounds. Then we divided them, the kldneyn or your book hurts or if affairs of the parsonage girls. Prudenoe has her hands full with the mis. (he 30 larger ones weighing !<** pounds, ING WHEN HER BEAU the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of chi evens twine «nd Connie. Fairy has Just announced that her beau la the iweoty-nlne smaller and harder to sediment. Irregular of passage or at­ coming to apend.the evening. The twins decide to have soma fun, and have tended by a sensation of scalding, drew, weighing the same. A* couiwe. COMES TO VISIT HER. made their plane accordingly. atop eating meat sad get about four at 12 cents a pound, each lot would ounces of Jad Salts from any phar­ have brought u* 112. macy; take a tablespoonful in a glass «0f the Inrgest. right weighed ea of water before breakfast and in a ble. “My lnaldes lieur startling testi­ follows: Alive. « pounds; behead*«? CHAPTER V—Continued. she walled. few days your kidneys will act fine. mony to the presence Of iH-pper." iind plucked. »7 pounds-e loea of one This famous salts Is made from the add of grapes and lemon Juice, com­ Aa soon aa they finished supper Lark “Not «j bit of It." satd Fairy coolly. And he roared again, while Prudence pound each on head end feathers; fully bined with lithia, and has been used said, “Don't you think we'd better go “I remember now that Lark waa look­ began a critical examination of the dressed, S.1 pounds—a loss on crop and for generations to flush and stimulate right to bed, Prue? We don’t want ing for the scissors before supper. oysters. She found them literally entrails of one pound ench. (They had the kidneys, also to neutralise the taint the atmosphere of the par­ Aren’t those twins unique! This Is stuffed with pepper; there was no had no food for lit hour«.) The total acids la urine so it no longer causes to sonage. Of course Fairy will want to almost bordering on talent. Isn't It? doubt of It. The twlua hud done dead­ lorn waa 3MB l*er rent. Alive they Irrigation, thus ending bladder weak- wash If ron cere for he«vy hair that the dishes herself to make sure Don’t look ao distressed, I’rue. Eti­ ly work! would have brought us «MO: direeed. ~ tens with beauty and la n d S , quette Itself must be subservient to "ltevengo, ye gods, how sweet," they are clean and shining." Jad Salta la Inexpensive and can­ “Oh. no,” disclaimed Fairy, good- twins. It seems. Don't forget to bring chnnted Fnlry. “The twins are get­ they brought us 98.til, *° we had 21 life; has an incomparable not Injure cents for dressing. la fluffy and lustrous, try n ... veecent which naturedly. “I can give an extra rub In the ate at a quarter past nine, and ting even with a vengeance—the »«pc •The smaller 12 of these 30 birds Just one application everyone should take now and then to the ones we want to use—that Is bavu It as good aa possible—please, twins you Bald were adorable. Babble.' Weighed as follows: Alive. M pounds ; beauty f you? hair, ‘“ t I ìm ii7 to keep the kidneys clean and active enough. I do appreciate the thought, deer.” It must be wild for Fairy that her dlatrly dissolves every mgaf and the Mood pure, thereby avoiding though, thanks very much.” I wUWr vowed Prudence, “PII—I’ll good ns tore eoqld stand alnioet al»)'^ dandruff. You can not haya serious kidney complications. heavy, healthy hair If y o a fel those horrible twins 1' go the twins plunged In. carefully use cream. draff. This destructive ofty^cL “Go In and entertain Babble till I beeping Connie beside them. Connie hair of Its lustre, lu strvogtk m had a dismal propensity for discov­ coins down, won’t youY* And Talry very Ufa, aned as possible, cleaning and have freesone have him order it for you. treating it and sowing It-#« as to leave every eeventh row for s path to wqlk *T11 call Fairy," she said demurely. through to pick out weed* and the “Tell her she needn't primp for plants that are diseased or that are me,“ he answered, laughing. “I know uof true to type. In thi* way pure Just how she looks already.“ disease free sm-d can I m ? secured for But Prudence was too heavily bur­ Jellied the Jedgt next year's sowing. "This la the seventh t dened to laugh. She smiled hospi­ been before me,“ said tea tably, and closed the door upon him. RACK FOR MANURE SPREADER sternly. Fairy was tripping down the stairs, “That so?“ replied the « tall, very handsome, very gay. Object of Device Ic to Make It and deserves utm ost care very She pinched her sister’s arm as she blc to Carry Much Big passed, and the front room door Lead«—How It Works. swung behind. Bnt she did not greet One of the greatest her friend. She stood erect by the The object of this rack Is to mako door, her bead tilted on one side, drawbacks to health is a sniffing, It posulble to carry «cremi time* the sniffing. iimd UNually carried on a manure weak stomach, but in Eugene “What In the world?" she wondered. «I»reader. It 1» used when spreading Babler was strangely quiet. DISCOVERY IN many cases this can be He looked about the room la a pe­ questioning way. corrected by careful diet culiar, “Shall I raise a window?” be sug­ finally. “It’s rather—er—hot and the assistance of in gested here.” Hospital lor am “Yes, do, she urged, Raise all of Ihora is no other them. It’s—do you—do you notice a— CHAPTER VI that can ba ooa a funny smell In here? Or am I Imag­ ining It? It—it almost makes me rick!” “Yes, there Is a smell,” he said. In “I thought maybe evident k is a Splendid First Aid you’d been relief. cleaning the carpet with something. It’s ghastly, Can't we go obtained la Rack for 8preader. somewhere else?" In the Johtk “Y e s , T h e re is a Sm ell,” H e Said. invariably Ü gets home,” satd Prudence, carefully “Come on." She opened the door Into the sitting room. “We’re coming “Wouldn’t you like a nice, hot oyster fitting together pieces of a dark, warm, pany the d! out bore if you do notfmlnd, Prue.” stew?” Prudence repeated It after furry material. “It has been so long (lO to TO since father wore this coat, I am sure And Fairy explained the difficulty. her breathlessly. simply ask she will not recognize It.” So Fnlry returned once more, and “Why, that’s very strange,” said •Anurie,” i Prudence, knitting her brows. “I soon after Prudence tapped on the “But she will ask where we got It, or send 10 was In there right after supper, and I door. Then she opened It, and thrust and what shall we say?” larga trial didn’t notice anything. What does It her curly head inside. “Wouldn’t you “We must tell her it Is goods we have like a little nice, hot oyster stew?" had in the house for a long time. That smell like?” symptoms. Doctor Plates» “It’s a new smell to me,” laughed she chlrpejl methodically. And Fairy is true. And I made this fudge, on pur­ will sxamloa it, than Dr. Ft said, “Oh, yes. Indeed, Prudence—this Fairy, “but something about It Is pose to distract her attention. Poor ALFALFA HAr W ELL STACKED »port to jo a , without fas 0» strangely suggestive of our angel la ao nice of you.” child 1” she added very sympatheti­ K« tb t — French gelentfaM « The three gathered sociably about cally. “Her heart Is Just set on a brand- T ° «,8£ 0Uld B# Cov,r#d W ith Canvas, " Anurie” is thirty «seven M active than lithia In slimhm Prudence went to Investigate, and the table. Babbie was first to taste new coat I know she will be bitterly w ill Tu rn Water. acid, and I b B harmless M Fairy shoved a big chair near the the steaming stew. He gasped, and disappointed. If the members wonld Just pay up we could get her one. No­ When alfalfa L table, waving her hand toward It light­ vember and December are such bad ly with a smile at Babble. Then she Is stacked the center months for parsonage people. Every­ of the stack should I t;„, always be kept full sank Into n low rocker, and leaned well pucked durlnir one arm on the table. She wrinkled Prudence tasted also. Prudence did one Is getting ready for Christmas now. and 2 the whole time building, and the top not gasp. She did not cry out. She and forgets that parsonage people need of her forehead thoughtfully. of the stack be well covered with a ^ . should “That smell,” she began. “I am looked up at her sister with wide eyes Christmas money, too." hay, or »«me kind of flue canvas —a world of pathos In the glance. Fairy took a pin from her mouth, ”1 marsh which will turn water, and then grass have honestry been ashamed of Connie weighted Bnt Fairy did not notice. be “Excuse me. Fairy,” he said,1 ill at “Now, please do not ask me to talk the last few Sundays. It was so cold, wind. to resist the effect of the ease for the first time in her knowl­ until I have finished my soup,” she edge of him. “Did yon know your was saying brightly. , sleeve was coming out?” Then she tasted It! She dropped b e n e f it s of fall plowing Fairy gasped and raised her arm. her spoon with a great clatter, and “Both arms, apparently,” he con- . umped np from the table. “Mercy I” tinned, smiling, bnt his face was she shrieked. “It la poisoned!” There are a lot of uc careless Unshed. Babble leaned back in bis chair and about providing for tho preacher k ,II c Many Insects. “Excuse me Just a minute, will yon?” laughed until his eyes were wet. Pru­ and his family, gem* of us acem Fairy was unruffled. She sought her dence’s eyes were wet, too, bnt not to forgot that his needs art just sister. “Look here, Prue—what do from laughter I What wonld etiquette as roal and lirgent as our own. yon make of this? I’m coming to think of her, after this? Ar* you prompt with your tithes? In'the pieces I Tm hanging by a single thread. “What did yon do to this soup, Pru­ dence?" demanded Fairy. (TO BB CONTINUED.) Bar sleeves were undoubtedly ready “I made It—nothing else,” faltered to drop off at s second's node* I Pm- poor Prudence, quite crashed by this tt la batter to be «ble to tute your F 1 E danaa was shocked. She grew posi­ blow. And oysters forty cents s pint/ band to anything than to pot your foot m v tively white In the face. “It's pepper, I think," gasped Bab- Your Health Paramount OSTETTER’S H Stomach Bitters Ic o c k ..™Lrrr:r %£? *•