The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current, July 20, 1916, Image 5

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    NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
YOU CAN BE A BETTER TEACHER
L
By Training Yourself Professionally
at tho
OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL
MONMOUTH, OREGON
Oregon’s School for Oregon Teachers
You will I*urn w lm tto teach ami how to touch. Tho school prepare« you
for oleinentary work in city uml country schools. Kvery mem-
her of the faculty ha« profcaaional preparation.
Complete
House for Only $ 75
F or a hom '-stead, s*ksUi# and m o u n tain sum*
nurr resorts,
is roth in ff f* a t will b*at
o u r Z-foum bungalow . T his houaa la u ts d s o f
Coot! o u a tity ro a s t flr lumU-r. th « house brin g
50*10 1 • • .i, lis t . divided Into I wo KMN • I to
s u it th« r»pu(r«m #nta o f t ha p u rc h a se r; haa
doors, 5 w indow s, porch 4*4, and v s lv s n lp d
ataal chim ney A hi*$nm*r, w ren ch , and scr«*w
d iiv a r is all th a t Is nsad^d to a ra ct. O u r mill
prico d ire c t from facto ry to you is only 976.
Millmade Construction Co.,
50 4 H ood S tr a a t,
PO RTLA ND ,
COURSES— Professional, Supervisor, Rural
and Primary.
First Semester Begins Sept. 11, 1916.
OREGON
N«w aral Second-h*nd
BAGS
B urlap ami T w ins.
T«l! yo u r d e al# r jroo
w ant "W IN K I.K -
MAN M CjIALJTY
Learn m ore about yuur professional possibilities.
The 19111 catalogue
toll«. Thu R e g istrar hua one for you. W rite for it.
HECONIMh" tha Bami
for Service.
Ifnvn him w rit«
n e a re st house.
Double Trezd I’unrlur • Proof Tiret
Muti*« frutti your old uno»
L ast lontf
aa Urani Nr« TI IC FM WH(« u«
OMI '.« in Vl/U ANIXINd ' «»
Udì W u h ln g U in St.,
P o rtlan d . Om
riS K TEACHERS AGENCY.
T* a« Li<r » for all kinds o f U’arh ln tf positions.
P ro m p t r»'pli»*N to all inuulriaa.
We» fu rn ish tha
U*st t< ui-hi-rs for ull position*. Kent! a d d rrs s and
w. will mail you full p a rllru la rs. J. N. ELLIOTT.
Û14 J o u rn a l Hid* . Portland. Omifon.
W i want tU jou h u t
T
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H. F. N
B o u g h t. .Sold, K a n tad and K rp a ira d
W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W ORKS
H u rn a id i. cor. lUth.
P o rtland. Or«.
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H ID E S , P E L T S , C A S C A R A B A R K ,
W O O L A N D M O H A IR .
H E R E ’S
C o . W S a S o re , M
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If you ra n not com a to
P ortlaiul to tr« t vour
ryrs fitted. I will a.fid
m y m e th o d o f t.* t -
Í o r»tr u ay*-»
by m a il
N ot
aa d a s ira b ia aa parson*
al s t v I cs In it
m uch
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o u t tflajut»» n«*«»!« d o r
t r y i n g to tit yours*df.
( lu tflt asfit o n a p | '»cation
STA PLES, th« Jsw*
rl* r-n p tirU n . ¿06 M urrison at.. P o rtlan d , O regon
ANOTHER
lst*tU?r from a **ti»fuHÌ Shipper.
Write lor price* ant stiippii» l a » :
orton
WINK LEM AN BAG A BURLAP CO..
171 F ro n t St..
Tacom a. W ash.
P o rtlan d , O regon.
O ldest and I,arir«*st Second-hand Hug
. D t i s l r n in th« N o rth w e st.
ELECTRIC MOTORS THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL
REDUCED FREIGHT RATES
1 " and front ail pointii on liouwhoUl irootia. pianos,
and automobile’«. In form ation th a a rfu lly ar*v*-r»
Pacific Coast Forwarding Go.,
our
h u ll Run. O r*. M arch 4. ISIS.
IIAZEI.WOOI) CO..
I'u rllsn d .
IH**r Kir** * * * 1 Kitv* bean .h*pi>lnir b, ynui
e U n t now unitili un * year* anti have a le a y . found
>ou . m t .t e .-uiry
lievi- lr.rd o th e r ,-la n t. but
found H A /.K I.W O O I) T i lt: BEST. and a lw a y .
read your letter* at. I ,iutntjhl*-(a w ith Intereet.
Hotel you rrceiv e th e it irai*, of rn -am I s h ip today.
K e;ipectfuliy. U. A. C.
O riginiti on Ole In o u r orti re fo r ln*|»eelion.
W on’t YOU be com* on* of o u r S e ti.fled ninptH-r*?
IIA /.hl.Y V ooii ft» .. PO RTLAND
Special Summer Rates
Court Room, Single, 75c; Double, $1.
Outside Room, Single, $1; Double, $1.50
(H ath Privileg« included)
Rooms with Private Bath, Single,
$1.50; Double, $2.00.
(W hen you K etfU lrr A»k th e C lerk fur
S um m er Kale«.)
A uto-B un Meet* T rain*.
All Car* from Union D epot Pas* O u r Door*.
NEW PERKINS HOTEL
Cur W u h in g tu n A F ifth SU . POKTI.A.ND. OKU
Secret W orth Buying.
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FARM
ACCOUNTS
Oregon Hernia Instifute
DENTISTS,
I OWE
m HEALTH
AUTO WRECKING
P A R T S FOR 1-2
Ship
F. M. CRONKHITE,
\
with
Portland — W hest — bluestem , 79c
per bushel; forty fold, 97c; club, 86c;
red Fife, 8 6 c ; red Ruasisn, 86c.
Hay— E astern Oregon tim othy, 123
ftt24 per to n ; valley tim othy, 919<&22;
alfalfa, 1 140» 16.
Millfeed— Spot prices: Bran, $2604
26.60 per to n ; shorts, $29(g29.60;
rolled barley, $31.60(2(82.60.
Corn—Whole, $37 per to n ,; cracked
l\i
$ 88 .
Vegetable«— A rtichokes, 75c(&$l per
dozen; tom atoes, $1.60^(1.66 per c ra te ;
cabbage, $2(2(2.26 per hundred; garlic,
le p e r pound; peppers, 26c; eggplant,
lc ; horseradish, fcjc; lettuce, $10(1.26
per c ra te ; cucum bers, $10(1.26 per
box; rhubarb, 1 J 042 c per pound; peas,
30(4c; cauliflower, $1.25 per c ra te ;
beana, 6 «,7i f per pound; celery, $1.10
(ft 1.25 per dozen; corn, 60(6c per
dozen.
Potatoes— Old, $1.500(1.65 per sack;
new, 2(j(2ic per pound.
Onions— C alifornia red and yellow,
$3<V/,3.25 per sack.
Green F ru its— Apples, new, $1.760(
2 per box; cherries, 4047c per pound;
cantaloupes, $2.75 0( 3.75 per c ra te ;
peaches, 75cO($l per box; w aterm el­
ons, U((t2c per pound; figs, $10(1.50
per box; raspberries, $10(1.25 per
cra te; plums, $1.150(1.50 per box;
prunes, $1.250(1.50; loganberries, 50c
0($1 per c ra te ; blackcaps, $1.500(1.75;
currants, $10(1.25; pears, $2.750(3 per
box.
E ggs — Oregon ranch, Exchange
price, cu rren t receipts, 23Jc per dozen.
Jobbing p rices: Oregon ranch, can-
died, 25c; selects, 26c.
P oultry— H ens, 140(15c per pound;
broilers, 170(18c; turkeys, live, 200(
22c; ducks, 120(15c; geese, 9(§)llc.
B u tter—Cubes, ex tras, no b id ; prim e
firsts, 24c.
Jo b b in g p rices: P rints,
ex tras, 270(29c; b u tte rfa t, No. 1, 26c;
No. 2, 24c; Portland.
V eal— Fancy, 120(12ic per pound.
Pork— Fancy, 10(gil0<tc per pound.
Hops— 1915 crop, 8 0 ( llc per pound;
1916 contracts, nominal.
Wool—E astern Oregon, fine, 23(i(26c
per pound; coarse, 30(l(32c; valley, 30
(<(33c.
C ascara B ark— Old and new, 4c per
pound.
C attle— S teers, choice, $7.50@ 8.30;
good, $6.75<g)7.25; cows, choice, $6.25
(r(6.50; good, $5.500(6.25; h eifers, $4
(rt.6.60; bulls, $3<Y(5; stags, $4.50(((6.
Hogs — P rim e light, $8.20 @ 8.80;
good to prim e, $7.75@ 8.10; rough
heavy, $ 7 .5 0 ^7 .7 5 ; pigs and skips,
$6.60(<(7.10.
Sheep— Y earlings, $6(§,6.50; w eth­
ers, $6 .60@ 6.50; ewes, $4.75@ 5.25;
lambs, $6(0,8.25.
Mr. R ounder (a t police s ta tio n )—
Can 1 see th e b u rg lar who wag a r r e s t­
SH O U LD BE STANDARDIZED
ed for breaking into fuy bouse last
Oregon A gricultural College,- Corvul n ig h t?
Chief (h esitatin g ly )—W ell. I don't
Us.—M anaging a business w ithout at:
counts Is like steerin g a ahl|> wiUiout know. W bat do you w ant to see him
it com pass or driving u horse w ithout about?
B u p tu rn trsatM l m echanically. P riv ate
R ounder—Oh. th e re 's nothing secret
ndnH, .aid I lean J. A. llcxell In a lec­
fittin g n»»m« I lig L iit testim oniala. Kc-
tu re before the g rad u ate school of ag ­ about 1L I ju s t w aut to find o u t how
su lts a u a ru n te rd . Call o r w r iU*.
ricu ltu re at A m herst, M assachusetts, he m anaged to get Into th e houae with
JO H N S O N A H M H A H f.lH
out w aking my wife.—Boston T ra n s­
on July 10.
d l 1-412 A baky ButU iins. P o rtla n d . O re g o n
T he secret tif success was said to cript.
lie In a know ledge of past ev en ts and
Ouch.
ability to utilize th e know ledge in bus
Int’ss operations.
Kvery successful
They w ere sittin g in a secluded cor­
farm er Is involved In a v ariety of ft- ner of th e veranda. For a long tim e Northwest Wheat Crop Estimated
P ortlan d Y .M . C. A. Auto School
nnnrinl tran sa ctio n s ami m ust observe n eith er of them had spoken. Suddenly
at 55,000,000 Bushels
established business m ethods. In or he took h e r little hand In his. H is
D r y and n lirht cdmaa«*. K * |W t trainlruc
In repairfm r. d rir in g and m achine work.
tier to be m ost useful farm ers' a c ­ voice was choked w ith em otion as he
The w heat crop of th e Pacific N orth­
Im dudlng forge. lathe. sha(»«r. drlll Press,
counting m ethods should be sta n d ard ­ s a id :
tra c tors, r te . t'irn** u n llm ited. C o M l’K-
w est is estim ated by grainm en a t from
ized.
"Do you th in k you could ever learn
T F N T C IIA U F F E U K H A N D M Kt IIAN*
64,000,000 to 56,000,000 bushels. The
l<
UIM’l.tC D
W R ITE U8.
T he key note of m odern business to love a m an"------
efficiency Is standardization. T his is
“Yes," she In terru p ted In a soft rem arkable im provem ent m ade in the
seen In thu Interchangeable p arts of w hisper. "B ring on your m an."—New
pa«t few weeks justifies th em in rais­
m achinery and other articles, and con York World.
H i» R e t o r t .
trol of railro ad s and o th e r public u til­
ing th e ir e stim a tes to th ese figures.
"I wish you w ere m ore like Mr. ities through uniform governm ent re­
Brown. He give» hi« wife everything ports. and conservation of hum an en ­ *Dr. P ierce’s P leasan t P ellets are the A t th e present tim e th e w eath er could
ergy by scientific m anagem ent. It Is original little liver pills p u t up 40 years not be b e tte r fo r filling out, and glow­
»he asks for."
“ P erhaps I could be If you were ju st ns necessary th a t business m eth ­ ago. They reg u la te liver and bowels. ing rep o rts a re com ing in from all
sections.
more like Mrs. Brown and didn't usk ods of the farm be stan d ard ized and
T ru e View .
As to th e fu tu re prices, th e situ a­
for ev eryth ing In sight.”— D etroit F ree uniform as th e business m ethods of
T he late Jam es J. Hill, th e railroad tio n is as u n certain as i t av er was,
factory.
P ress.
If th e production of farm com modi­ king, was a m an of buoyant optim ism. b u t one th in g seems sure th a t is th a t
A n A c c o u n ta n t.
"F ailu re," he once said In an ad ­ th e m ark et w ill be on th e basis of Chi­
ties Is going to keep pace with the In­
“ Why do you call Uligglna an expert creasing dem and, farm accounts m ust d ress to railw ay men, "failu res are al­ cago. The tendency now is to g et on
be kept and kept in a system atic, uni­ w ays pessim ists. Successes, on the
ac co u n tan t?”
"Becauae of his assum ptions of ex­ form wny.
o th e r hand, are o ptim ists. W hich is a p arity w ith th e E ast. The la te Chi­
cago bulge p ut th a t m a rk e t up about 7
trao rd in ary wladom. T h ere lan't anv
If accounting system s are standard rig h t? ”
cents, w hereas prices here have ad­
phenom enon In the universe th a t he Ized they will serve as a basis for com ­
H e paused, th en added:
T he coast
doesn't assum e to be able to uccount paring success and failure of neighbor­
“ It's e a sie r to slip down hill than to vanced only about 3 cents.
for."—W ashington S tar.
ing farm s w ith a view to co rrect the clim b up. b ut th e view, rem em ber, is m ark et is not y et on th e Chicago par­
m istakes. W ith th e young farm er Just a t th e top.”
ity, b ut i t is not f a r from it.
sta rtin g in business the standardized
Sometimes
Apply
It
Lightly.
accounts
would
serve
us
a
p
artial
sub­
D RS. H E D L U N D .
Ship 12 Cars Fruit Daily.
stitu te for experience.
For cuts, burns, scalds, sores and
S K IF F i M IL L E R .
C ontrary to the usual understanding open w ounds alw ays apply H anford’s
Puyallup, W ash .— W ith m ore than
of tho m a tte r th e subjuct of farm ac­ Balsum lightly, but be sure th a t It
T ake p le a su re In ann o u n cin g th a t th e y a rc lo»
8000 berry pickers in th e valley and
c a trd a t
M organ nldir.. (4th floor). Waf»h- counts Is not new, b ut was discussed covers and gets to th e bottom of the
Ington at Brom I w ay. Po rtlan d , tin»., when* tb«*y frequently by the ancients, especially wound.
th e b erries rip en in g very fa st, P resi-
A
few
light
applications
are
will I»* pleaaed i<> in* «1! th e ir frien d s anti p atien t* . j Pliny umi Cicero.
generally all th a t is needed to heal | d en t W. H. Paulham us, of th e F ru it
Tben.
will
conducted on u policy o f *• rv- j
ic** a t m o d erate prices to th e b e st o f o u r ability.
th is class of difficulties. Adv.
G row ers’ association, said th a t the
W e alw ay s s ta n d !»*hind o u r w ork, as we know i
How Delia Managed.
th a t a satisfied p a tie n t is and shall alw ays tie thu
association w ill ship a dozen cars of
A
g
reat
deal
of
noise
aroso
in
th
e
liest asset.
b erries a day fo r th e com ing week.
nursery one m orning, and since it
Dr. Elof T. Hedluod,
Dr. Seymour i Skiff, gave no prom ise of subsiding, Mrs.
About 2000 pickers can still be used
in th e valley, Mr. Paulham us e sti­
Odell h u rried In th at direction. She
Dr. J . Howard Miller,
found the baby how ling w ith m ight
m ates. R anchers in th e v icin ity of
and main and the new nursem aid s it­
D E N T IS T S .
Puyallup are in g re a te r need o f pick­
ing calm ly by.
ers than are S um ner ranchers, because
T .U p k o n ., M .r .h .ll 9 0 .
"W ell, Delia, th is Is a terrib le
m ost of th e P uyallup b erries are Ant-
noise!" cried Mrs. Odell angrily.
"W h at Is th e m a tte r? C an 't you keep To Lydia E. Pinkham ’s Veg­ w erps and M arlboros, and rip en much
fa s te r th an th e C u thberts.
th e baby q u iet?”
etable Compound*
"Shure, m um ," replied th e girl, "but
Umatilla C ro p P rom ising.
I ca n 't keep him quiet unless I let him
m ake a noise, tnum."
Pendleton, O r. — W ith h arv est in
W ashington P erk, I1L — " I am th«
m other of four children and have su f­ U m atilla county a week or tw o late,
P a rts o v er SO make* and modal*, a t h a lf Ih* re g ­
Cook W ould Stay Aw hile.
u la r i-ric*. Itu y y o u r u»«l a u to im rU from an
fered w ith female predictions a re th a t a much la rg e r crop
“John, a re you sure it Is safe on th is
old-o*tabll*h<-d and re p u ta b le dealer, w ho ha* a
trouble, backache, will be harv ested th an w as expected a
re p u ta tio n to p ro te c t an d conduct* tho la rg e st y ach t?”
nervous spells and short tim e ago. The cold sp rin g w as a
p a ri* «tor* and carrie* th* la rg e st com plete an-
"Yes, my love.”
th e blues. My chil­ g re a t hindrance to grow ing g rain , but
• o rtm e n t o f used a u to p a rt* o f *ny com pany thl*
"And you know how to sail It?”
d re n ’s loud talking recent rains, followed by w arm days
side o f C hicago. O u r prices a re leu*, an d fo r thl*
“ My sailing m a ster does."
and rom ping would have brought o u t th e crops w onder­
reason w e out*ell *11 other*. All p a rt* are guar*
"How long will It lak e us to cro ss?”
nntecd to lie in flr«t-cla»* condition.
m ake m e so nervous fully, especially in the lig h te r g rain
“About two w eeks.”
I could ju s t te a r sections. W heat and barley are rip en ­
dear. T h ere's so much to w or­
MOTOR PART8 MFG. CO. ry "Oh,
about on a yacht."
every th in g to pieces ing rapidly. U sually c u ttin g begins in
Incorporated.
"T h ere's one th in g th a t n eed n 't
and I would ache all m ost of th e w h eat sections shortly a f­
323-325-327 BURNSIDE ST.. PORTLAND, OR.
cause you an y w orry.”
over and feel so sick te r Ju ly 10, b ut it is rep o rted little
"W h at’s th a t? "
th a t I would n o t will be cut th is year before A ugust 1.
"T he cook ca n 't leave u n til we get
w an t anyone to talk
to port.”— Brooklyn Citizen.
to me a t tim es. Lydia E. Tinkham'*
Veal, Pork,
Hay H arv est S ta rts on C o ast.
V egetable Compound and L iver Tills r e ­
Father's T ip .
Beef, Poultry,
Marshfield,
Or. — H aying season,
"W ish to m arry my daughter, do stored me to h ealth and I w an t to thank which comes la te r on the C oast th an
you
for
th
e
good
th
ey
have
done
me.
I
Butter, Eggs & you?
T ake my ndvice, don't."
have had q u ite a b it of trouble and elsew here in Oregon, is in full sw ing
"B at why, sir?"
Farm Produce
"I have noticed evidence of insanity worry b u t i t does n ot a(7Vct my youth­ and th e crop is abundant. The ran ch ­
ful looks. My friends sny ‘ Why do you ers on Coos riv e r have been busy w ith
in her lately."
T o th « OM M a h l * K v w d ln * h o o te w ith •
rr ro rd o f 46 yvrnru o f 8<iu*r« Dealiitff* ami »>•
"Good heavens! W hat evidence?"
look so young and w ell? ’ I owe it all th e ir m ow ing m achines fo r th e past
attHiirtnl o f
"She says she w ants to m arry you.” to the Lydia E. Pinkham rem edies.” week, and th e Coquille valley farm ers
—Boston T ra n s c rip t
—Mrs. R obt . S t o piel , Moore Avenue, are also h arv e stin g th e ir hay. Many
Top Market Price».
Coos county sto c k ra ise rs depend upon
W ashington P ark , Illinois.
Knew H er W ays.
corn ensilage ra th e r th an hay and th a t
W e w ish every woman who suffers
"W elt, I m u st be going, old man.
crop will be gath ered la te r in th e year.
from
fem
ale
troubles,
nervousness,
I’ve an appointm ent to m eet my w ife.”
backache
o
r
tho
blues
could
see
the
le
t­
"She probably w on't bo th ere.”
PORTLAND, ORE
R o seb u rg S hipping S h eep .
45-47 Front St,
"Oh, she will, ju st about. I'm two te rs w ritten by women m ade well by Ly­
Roseburg, Or. — More th an 1000
dia E. P inkham 's V egetable Compound.
hours la te.”— Boston T ran scrip t.
I f you have any sym ptom about which sheep w ere b ro u g h t h ere Sunday by
T he m a rk e t value of "silk ” socks you would like to know w rite to the George K ohlhagen, p re p a ra to ry to be­
No. 30. ie ie
P. N. U.
m anufactured from saw dust In the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, ing shipped to th e San F ran cisco m a r­
United S tate s during 1915 was equal
Mnss., fo r helpful advice given free of kets. As m any more w ere shipped to
XlfUF.N irritine to adr*rtUan, pirns« men- I to tho total appropriation for adm in­
C alifornia S atu rd ay by P elto n & Selec-
charge.
I " (Ion thi* p » p * r _ _ _ ^ ^
isterin g th e national forests.
mann, local livestock buyers.
ALL
B lasted O ut
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
, ST
You know the difficulty of getting the r o o t s
of stumps out with pullers, by burning, or by
using explosives th at merely shatter. You
need explosives th at not only shatter but also
lift and heave—th at tear the roots and make
clearing easy. You can save work, time and
money by using
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p in o
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a g r ic u l t u r a l
—made by a Pacific Coast company, with 50 years’
experience, to meet Pacific Coast agricultural conditions.
More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year by farmers
who have proved they reduce stump blasting costs.
There are two Giant Powders— Eureka Stumping
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Powder, for wet work. Ask your dealer for them.
Test them alongside of any other explosive. Write us
and we will have our nearest distributor supply you—
at lowest market prices—with a trial case that will
prove to you the economy of using Giant harm Powders.
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We issue five handsome, illustrated books to help you to blast
cheaper and better—books on Stump Blasting, Boulder Blasting, Tree
Planting, Subsoil Blasting and Ditch Blasting. Any or all of these
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request. Choose the books that you prefer and write for them today.
THE GIANT POWDER CO„ Con., JffR, San Francisco
“ E verything fo r B loating’’
BRANCH OFFICES! Seettle, Spoken*. Portland. S .h Lnk* Citr. Denver
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stim ulate* th e g e n erativ e o rg a n s an d is a pow ­
e rfu l breeding tonic, in su re s easy calv in g and
e'eanintf and prevent* milk fever, inftanked
bair and in fa c t any disease th a t m ay a tta c k a
c jw w hen in a w eakened condition. Kow
K onditioner will increase th e flow o f m ilk 6
to 15 p e r c en t w ith o u t an increase in feeding.
Dr. K orinck’s C alf S cour and C holera Rem-
edy will in su re your calves a g a in st c alf scours.
w h ite scours and c alf cholera, and m ake th em
th rifty .
Dr. K orinek’s A a ti Cow B loat Capsule« save hundred* o f cows yearly from dyin* o f a lfa lfa A
clover bloat. A sk yo u r d ealer for KORIN EM’S REM ED IES, they are g u a ra n te ed , o r w rite to
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K 0 R 1 NEK REMEDY CO., Keoton station, Portland, Oregon
W ord» Failed Her.
T he budding au th o ress had pur­
chased a ty p ew riter, and one m orning
the ag en t c a i’.ed and a s k e d :
“How do you like your new type­
w riter, m adam ?"
“It's w on d erfu l!" was th e en th u sia s­
tic reply. "I w onder how I ev er done
my w riting w ithout it."
"W ould you m ind,” asked th e agent,
“giving me a little testim o n ial to th a t
effect?”
"C ertainly not," she responded. “I’ll
do- it gladly."
Seating h erse lf a t the m achine, she
pounded out th e following:
“A fter U sing th ee A utom atid Baek-
actiom atype w rite, e r for th re em onth
Iban d Over. I u n h esittattin g ly pro­
noun ce it tobe all ad m ore th an the e
M anufacturss claim ! for it. Durinb
th e tim e been in myy possessio n$i
th ree m onth it had m ore th a an paid
paid for itse*f in th see s a v in g off
tim e e anD lab o rr?"—E verybody's
M agazine.
For fro stb ites use H an fo rd 's Bal­
sam . Adv.
Adjustable
Mathem atics.
Sore Granulated Eyelids,
Eye» inflamed by expo­
sure to Sso, D im ! and Wlo4
quickly relieved by Maria«
i Eye Remedy. No Smarting.
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juat Eye Comfort. A t
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Silvern Tube. 2 Sc. ForBeoketlheEyefreeaak
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K ill A ll F lie s !
They :
Placed anywhere.Daisy F'y Killer a ttrv .ta and k ills*11
tb«*. Nest, clean, ornamental, convenient, a
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loM by dealers, or * m l
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M aintaining Discipline.
"D iscipline,” said a governm ent of­
ficial at a d inner in W ashington, “na­
val discipline m ust be m aintained a t
all cost.
"T hey tell a sto ry to illu stra te this.
"A naval officer said to a seam an:
“ W hat idiot told you to dum p th a t
pile of dunnage th e re ?'
“ 'It was th e captain, sir,’ th e sailor
answ ered.
“ 'H u m p h !' said th e officer. 'L e t It
rem ain there, then, and ta k e 12 hours
in irons, my man. for calling the cap­
tain an idiot.’ ”—W ashington S tar.
“ Figures prove”—began th e s ta tis­
tical expert.
“ W ait a m inute.” in te rru p te d S ena­
to r Sorghum. "You tell me w hat ques­
tion you are discussing and which
side of it you are on and I'll tell you.
w ithout th e tro u b le of going through
Pueum onia? Apply H an fo rd 's Bal­
the calculation, ju st about w hat your sam. Rub it on and rub it in thorough­
figures are going to prove."—Wash- j ly, until th e skin is irrita te d . Adv.
ington S tar.
Aim ing
High, But Surely.
T he new nig h t w atchm an a t th e col­
lege had noticed some one using the
big telescope. J u s t th en a s ta r fell.
"B egorra." said the w atchm an, “th a t
fellow su re is a crack s h o t! ”—W ind­
so r M agazine.
Defined.
“ Pa, w h at's th e difference betw een
a p atrio t and a jingo?”
"A patriot, my son. is one whose
bosom sw ells w ith pride of his coun­
try w hile in a jingo the sw elling ap­
p ears in his head.”—B oston T rans­
cript.
If you Suffer from Backache, Lum­
bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism,
Take Hot Water and “Anuric.”
A m erican m en and w om en m ust pains here and there, rheum atism ,
guard co n stan tly ag a in st kidney tro u ­ gout, gravel, n euralgia and sciatica re ­
sult. It was Dr. P ierce who discovered
ble, because we eat too m uch and all a new agent, called "A nuric” which
our food is rich. Our blood is filled will throw out and erad icate th is urlo
w ith uric acid w’hlch th e kidneys acid from th e system . Dr. P ierce be­
striv e to filte r out, they w eaken from lieves "A nurio” to be 37 tim es m ore
overw ork, becom e slu g g ish ; th e elim ­ potent than llthla, and consequently
inative tissu es clog and th e re su lt is you need no longer fear m uscular or
kidney trouble, blad d er w eakness and articu la r rheum atism or gout, o r m any
o th er diseases which are dependent
a general decline in health.
W hen your kidneys feel like lumps on an accum ulation of uric acid w ithin
of lead, w hen your back h u rts or the ; the body. Send Dr. Pierce, Invalids'
urine is cloudy, full of sedim ent, or Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., 10c. fo r tria l
you are obliged to seek relief two or package o r $1.00 for full tre a tm e n t
th ree tim es d u rin g th e night, when "A nuric."
Dr. P ierce’s rep u tatio n Is back of
you suffer w ith sick h eadache o r dizzy,
nervous spells, acid stom ach, or you th is m edicine and you know th a t his
have rh eu m atism when th e w eather "P le asa n t P elle ts” for the liv er and
is bad. g et from your d ru g g ist—"AN­ his "F av o rite P rescrip tio n " for th e ilia
URIC.” B ecause of uric acid in over­ of women have had a splendid rep u ta­
abundance in th e system , backache, tion for the p ast 50 years.