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Millmade Construction Co., 50 4 H ood S tr a a t, PO RTLA ND , COURSES— Professional, Supervisor, Rural and Primary. First Semester Begins Sept. 11, 1916. OREGON N«w aral Second-h*nd BAGS B urlap ami T w ins. T«l! yo u r d e al# r jroo w ant "W IN K I.K - MAN M CjIALJTY Learn m ore about yuur professional possibilities. The 19111 catalogue toll«. Thu R e g istrar hua one for you. W rite for it. HECONIMh" tha Bami for Service. Ifnvn him w rit« n e a re st house. Double Trezd I’unrlur • Proof Tiret Muti*« frutti your old uno» L ast lontf aa Urani Nr« TI IC FM WH(« u« OMI '.« in Vl/U ANIXINd ' «» Udì W u h ln g U in St., P o rtlan d . Om riS K TEACHERS AGENCY. T* a« Li<r » for all kinds o f U’arh ln tf positions. P ro m p t r»'pli»*N to all inuulriaa. We» fu rn ish tha U*st t< ui-hi-rs for ull position*. Kent! a d d rrs s and w. will mail you full p a rllru la rs. J. N. ELLIOTT. Û14 J o u rn a l Hid* . Portland. Omifon. W i want tU jou h u t T he H. F. N B o u g h t. .Sold, K a n tad and K rp a ira d W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W ORKS H u rn a id i. cor. lUth. P o rtland. Or«. «iri* H ID E S , P E L T S , C A S C A R A B A R K , W O O L A N D M O H A IR . H E R E ’S C o . W S a S o re , M * wn If you ra n not com a to P ortlaiul to tr« t vour ryrs fitted. I will a.fid m y m e th o d o f t.* t - Í o r»tr u ay*-» by m a il N ot aa d a s ira b ia aa parson* al s t v I cs In it m uch L a tta r th a n a o m i r w ith* o u t tflajut»» n«*«»!« d o r t r y i n g to tit yours*df. ( lu tflt asfit o n a p | '»cation STA PLES, th« Jsw* rl* r-n p tirU n . ¿06 M urrison at.. P o rtlan d , O regon ANOTHER lst*tU?r from a **ti»fuHÌ Shipper. Write lor price* ant stiippii» l a » : orton WINK LEM AN BAG A BURLAP CO.. 171 F ro n t St.. Tacom a. W ash. P o rtlan d , O regon. O ldest and I,arir«*st Second-hand Hug . D t i s l r n in th« N o rth w e st. ELECTRIC MOTORS THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL REDUCED FREIGHT RATES 1 " and front ail pointii on liouwhoUl irootia. pianos, and automobile’«. In form ation th a a rfu lly ar*v*-r» Pacific Coast Forwarding Go., our h u ll Run. O r*. M arch 4. ISIS. IIAZEI.WOOI) CO.. I'u rllsn d . IH**r Kir** * * * 1 Kitv* bean .h*pi>lnir b, ynui e U n t now unitili un * year* anti have a le a y . found >ou . m t .t e .-uiry lievi- lr.rd o th e r ,-la n t. but found H A /.K I.W O O I) T i lt: BEST. and a lw a y . read your letter* at. I ,iutntjhl*-(a w ith Intereet. Hotel you rrceiv e th e it irai*, of rn -am I s h ip today. K e;ipectfuliy. U. A. C. O riginiti on Ole In o u r orti re fo r ln*|»eelion. W on’t YOU be com* on* of o u r S e ti.fled ninptH-r*? IIA /.hl.Y V ooii ft» .. PO RTLAND Special Summer Rates Court Room, Single, 75c; Double, $1. Outside Room, Single, $1; Double, $1.50 (H ath Privileg« included) Rooms with Private Bath, Single, $1.50; Double, $2.00. (W hen you K etfU lrr A»k th e C lerk fur S um m er Kale«.) A uto-B un Meet* T rain*. All Car* from Union D epot Pas* O u r Door*. NEW PERKINS HOTEL Cur W u h in g tu n A F ifth SU . POKTI.A.ND. OKU Secret W orth Buying. Ü FARM ACCOUNTS Oregon Hernia Instifute DENTISTS, I OWE m HEALTH AUTO WRECKING P A R T S FOR 1-2 Ship F. M. CRONKHITE, \ with Portland — W hest — bluestem , 79c per bushel; forty fold, 97c; club, 86c; red Fife, 8 6 c ; red Ruasisn, 86c. Hay— E astern Oregon tim othy, 123 ftt24 per to n ; valley tim othy, 919<&22; alfalfa, 1 140» 16. Millfeed— Spot prices: Bran, $2604 26.60 per to n ; shorts, $29(g29.60; rolled barley, $31.60(2(82.60. Corn—Whole, $37 per to n ,; cracked l\i $ 88 . Vegetable«— A rtichokes, 75c(&$l per dozen; tom atoes, $1.60^(1.66 per c ra te ; cabbage, $2(2(2.26 per hundred; garlic, le p e r pound; peppers, 26c; eggplant, lc ; horseradish, fcjc; lettuce, $10(1.26 per c ra te ; cucum bers, $10(1.26 per box; rhubarb, 1 J 042 c per pound; peas, 30(4c; cauliflower, $1.25 per c ra te ; beana, 6 «,7i f per pound; celery, $1.10 (ft 1.25 per dozen; corn, 60(6c per dozen. Potatoes— Old, $1.500(1.65 per sack; new, 2(j(2ic per pound. Onions— C alifornia red and yellow, $3<V/,3.25 per sack. Green F ru its— Apples, new, $1.760( 2 per box; cherries, 4047c per pound; cantaloupes, $2.75 0( 3.75 per c ra te ; peaches, 75cO($l per box; w aterm el ons, U((t2c per pound; figs, $10(1.50 per box; raspberries, $10(1.25 per cra te; plums, $1.150(1.50 per box; prunes, $1.250(1.50; loganberries, 50c 0($1 per c ra te ; blackcaps, $1.500(1.75; currants, $10(1.25; pears, $2.750(3 per box. E ggs — Oregon ranch, Exchange price, cu rren t receipts, 23Jc per dozen. Jobbing p rices: Oregon ranch, can- died, 25c; selects, 26c. P oultry— H ens, 140(15c per pound; broilers, 170(18c; turkeys, live, 200( 22c; ducks, 120(15c; geese, 9(§)llc. B u tter—Cubes, ex tras, no b id ; prim e firsts, 24c. Jo b b in g p rices: P rints, ex tras, 270(29c; b u tte rfa t, No. 1, 26c; No. 2, 24c; Portland. V eal— Fancy, 120(12ic per pound. Pork— Fancy, 10(gil0<tc per pound. Hops— 1915 crop, 8 0 ( llc per pound; 1916 contracts, nominal. Wool—E astern Oregon, fine, 23(i(26c per pound; coarse, 30(l(32c; valley, 30 (<(33c. C ascara B ark— Old and new, 4c per pound. C attle— S teers, choice, $7.50@ 8.30; good, $6.75<g)7.25; cows, choice, $6.25 (r(6.50; good, $5.500(6.25; h eifers, $4 (rt.6.60; bulls, $3<Y(5; stags, $4.50(((6. Hogs — P rim e light, $8.20 @ 8.80; good to prim e, $7.75@ 8.10; rough heavy, $ 7 .5 0 ^7 .7 5 ; pigs and skips, $6.60(<(7.10. Sheep— Y earlings, $6(§,6.50; w eth ers, $6 .60@ 6.50; ewes, $4.75@ 5.25; lambs, $6(0,8.25. Mr. R ounder (a t police s ta tio n )— Can 1 see th e b u rg lar who wag a r r e s t SH O U LD BE STANDARDIZED ed for breaking into fuy bouse last Oregon A gricultural College,- Corvul n ig h t? Chief (h esitatin g ly )—W ell. I don't Us.—M anaging a business w ithout at: counts Is like steerin g a ahl|> wiUiout know. W bat do you w ant to see him it com pass or driving u horse w ithout about? B u p tu rn trsatM l m echanically. P riv ate R ounder—Oh. th e re 's nothing secret ndnH, .aid I lean J. A. llcxell In a lec fittin g n»»m« I lig L iit testim oniala. Kc- tu re before the g rad u ate school of ag about 1L I ju s t w aut to find o u t how su lts a u a ru n te rd . Call o r w r iU*. ricu ltu re at A m herst, M assachusetts, he m anaged to get Into th e houae with JO H N S O N A H M H A H f.lH out w aking my wife.—Boston T ra n s on July 10. d l 1-412 A baky ButU iins. P o rtla n d . O re g o n T he secret tif success was said to cript. lie In a know ledge of past ev en ts and Ouch. ability to utilize th e know ledge in bus Int’ss operations. Kvery successful They w ere sittin g in a secluded cor farm er Is involved In a v ariety of ft- ner of th e veranda. For a long tim e Northwest Wheat Crop Estimated P ortlan d Y .M . C. A. Auto School nnnrinl tran sa ctio n s ami m ust observe n eith er of them had spoken. Suddenly at 55,000,000 Bushels established business m ethods. In or he took h e r little hand In his. H is D r y and n lirht cdmaa«*. K * |W t trainlruc In repairfm r. d rir in g and m achine work. tier to be m ost useful farm ers' a c voice was choked w ith em otion as he The w heat crop of th e Pacific N orth Im dudlng forge. lathe. sha(»«r. drlll Press, counting m ethods should be sta n d ard s a id : tra c tors, r te . t'irn** u n llm ited. C o M l’K- w est is estim ated by grainm en a t from ized. "Do you th in k you could ever learn T F N T C IIA U F F E U K H A N D M Kt IIAN* 64,000,000 to 56,000,000 bushels. The l< UIM’l.tC D W R ITE U8. T he key note of m odern business to love a m an"------ efficiency Is standardization. T his is “Yes," she In terru p ted In a soft rem arkable im provem ent m ade in the seen In thu Interchangeable p arts of w hisper. "B ring on your m an."—New pa«t few weeks justifies th em in rais m achinery and other articles, and con York World. H i» R e t o r t . trol of railro ad s and o th e r public u til ing th e ir e stim a tes to th ese figures. "I wish you w ere m ore like Mr. ities through uniform governm ent re Brown. He give» hi« wife everything ports. and conservation of hum an en *Dr. P ierce’s P leasan t P ellets are the A t th e present tim e th e w eath er could ergy by scientific m anagem ent. It Is original little liver pills p u t up 40 years not be b e tte r fo r filling out, and glow »he asks for." “ P erhaps I could be If you were ju st ns necessary th a t business m eth ago. They reg u la te liver and bowels. ing rep o rts a re com ing in from all sections. more like Mrs. Brown and didn't usk ods of the farm be stan d ard ized and T ru e View . As to th e fu tu re prices, th e situ a for ev eryth ing In sight.”— D etroit F ree uniform as th e business m ethods of T he late Jam es J. Hill, th e railroad tio n is as u n certain as i t av er was, factory. P ress. If th e production of farm com modi king, was a m an of buoyant optim ism. b u t one th in g seems sure th a t is th a t A n A c c o u n ta n t. "F ailu re," he once said In an ad th e m ark et w ill be on th e basis of Chi ties Is going to keep pace with the In “ Why do you call Uligglna an expert creasing dem and, farm accounts m ust d ress to railw ay men, "failu res are al cago. The tendency now is to g et on be kept and kept in a system atic, uni w ays pessim ists. Successes, on the ac co u n tan t?” "Becauae of his assum ptions of ex form wny. o th e r hand, are o ptim ists. W hich is a p arity w ith th e E ast. The la te Chi cago bulge p ut th a t m a rk e t up about 7 trao rd in ary wladom. T h ere lan't anv If accounting system s are standard rig h t? ” cents, w hereas prices here have ad phenom enon In the universe th a t he Ized they will serve as a basis for com H e paused, th en added: T he coast doesn't assum e to be able to uccount paring success and failure of neighbor “ It's e a sie r to slip down hill than to vanced only about 3 cents. for."—W ashington S tar. ing farm s w ith a view to co rrect the clim b up. b ut th e view, rem em ber, is m ark et is not y et on th e Chicago par m istakes. W ith th e young farm er Just a t th e top.” ity, b ut i t is not f a r from it. sta rtin g in business the standardized Sometimes Apply It Lightly. accounts would serve us a p artial sub D RS. H E D L U N D . Ship 12 Cars Fruit Daily. stitu te for experience. For cuts, burns, scalds, sores and S K IF F i M IL L E R . C ontrary to the usual understanding open w ounds alw ays apply H anford’s Puyallup, W ash .— W ith m ore than of tho m a tte r th e subjuct of farm ac Balsum lightly, but be sure th a t It T ake p le a su re In ann o u n cin g th a t th e y a rc lo» 8000 berry pickers in th e valley and c a trd a t M organ nldir.. (4th floor). Waf»h- counts Is not new, b ut was discussed covers and gets to th e bottom of the Ington at Brom I w ay. Po rtlan d , tin»., when* tb«*y frequently by the ancients, especially wound. th e b erries rip en in g very fa st, P resi- A few light applications are will I»* pleaaed i<> in* «1! th e ir frien d s anti p atien t* . j Pliny umi Cicero. generally all th a t is needed to heal | d en t W. H. Paulham us, of th e F ru it Tben. will conducted on u policy o f *• rv- j ic** a t m o d erate prices to th e b e st o f o u r ability. th is class of difficulties. Adv. G row ers’ association, said th a t the W e alw ay s s ta n d !»*hind o u r w ork, as we know i How Delia Managed. th a t a satisfied p a tie n t is and shall alw ays tie thu association w ill ship a dozen cars of A g reat deal of noise aroso in th e liest asset. b erries a day fo r th e com ing week. nursery one m orning, and since it Dr. Elof T. Hedluod, Dr. Seymour i Skiff, gave no prom ise of subsiding, Mrs. About 2000 pickers can still be used in th e valley, Mr. Paulham us e sti Odell h u rried In th at direction. She Dr. J . Howard Miller, found the baby how ling w ith m ight m ates. R anchers in th e v icin ity of and main and the new nursem aid s it D E N T IS T S . Puyallup are in g re a te r need o f pick ing calm ly by. ers than are S um ner ranchers, because T .U p k o n ., M .r .h .ll 9 0 . "W ell, Delia, th is Is a terrib le m ost of th e P uyallup b erries are Ant- noise!" cried Mrs. Odell angrily. "W h at Is th e m a tte r? C an 't you keep To Lydia E. Pinkham ’s Veg w erps and M arlboros, and rip en much fa s te r th an th e C u thberts. th e baby q u iet?” etable Compound* "Shure, m um ," replied th e girl, "but Umatilla C ro p P rom ising. I ca n 't keep him quiet unless I let him m ake a noise, tnum." Pendleton, O r. — W ith h arv est in W ashington P erk, I1L — " I am th« m other of four children and have su f U m atilla county a week or tw o late, P a rts o v er SO make* and modal*, a t h a lf Ih* re g Cook W ould Stay Aw hile. u la r i-ric*. Itu y y o u r u»«l a u to im rU from an fered w ith female predictions a re th a t a much la rg e r crop “John, a re you sure it Is safe on th is old-o*tabll*h<-d and re p u ta b le dealer, w ho ha* a trouble, backache, will be harv ested th an w as expected a re p u ta tio n to p ro te c t an d conduct* tho la rg e st y ach t?” nervous spells and short tim e ago. The cold sp rin g w as a p a ri* «tor* and carrie* th* la rg e st com plete an- "Yes, my love.” th e blues. My chil g re a t hindrance to grow ing g rain , but • o rtm e n t o f used a u to p a rt* o f *ny com pany thl* "And you know how to sail It?” d re n ’s loud talking recent rains, followed by w arm days side o f C hicago. O u r prices a re leu*, an d fo r thl* “ My sailing m a ster does." and rom ping would have brought o u t th e crops w onder reason w e out*ell *11 other*. All p a rt* are guar* "How long will It lak e us to cro ss?” nntecd to lie in flr«t-cla»* condition. m ake m e so nervous fully, especially in the lig h te r g rain “About two w eeks.” I could ju s t te a r sections. W heat and barley are rip en dear. T h ere's so much to w or MOTOR PART8 MFG. CO. ry "Oh, about on a yacht." every th in g to pieces ing rapidly. U sually c u ttin g begins in Incorporated. "T h ere's one th in g th a t n eed n 't and I would ache all m ost of th e w h eat sections shortly a f 323-325-327 BURNSIDE ST.. PORTLAND, OR. cause you an y w orry.” over and feel so sick te r Ju ly 10, b ut it is rep o rted little "W h at’s th a t? " th a t I would n o t will be cut th is year before A ugust 1. "T he cook ca n 't leave u n til we get w an t anyone to talk to port.”— Brooklyn Citizen. to me a t tim es. Lydia E. Tinkham'* Veal, Pork, Hay H arv est S ta rts on C o ast. V egetable Compound and L iver Tills r e Father's T ip . Beef, Poultry, Marshfield, Or. — H aying season, "W ish to m arry my daughter, do stored me to h ealth and I w an t to thank which comes la te r on the C oast th an you for th e good th ey have done me. I Butter, Eggs & you? T ake my ndvice, don't." have had q u ite a b it of trouble and elsew here in Oregon, is in full sw ing "B at why, sir?" Farm Produce "I have noticed evidence of insanity worry b u t i t does n ot a(7Vct my youth and th e crop is abundant. The ran ch ful looks. My friends sny ‘ Why do you ers on Coos riv e r have been busy w ith in her lately." T o th « OM M a h l * K v w d ln * h o o te w ith • rr ro rd o f 46 yvrnru o f 8<iu*r« Dealiitff* ami »>• "Good heavens! W hat evidence?" look so young and w ell? ’ I owe it all th e ir m ow ing m achines fo r th e past attHiirtnl o f "She says she w ants to m arry you.” to the Lydia E. Pinkham rem edies.” week, and th e Coquille valley farm ers —Boston T ra n s c rip t —Mrs. R obt . S t o piel , Moore Avenue, are also h arv e stin g th e ir hay. Many Top Market Price». Coos county sto c k ra ise rs depend upon W ashington P ark , Illinois. Knew H er W ays. corn ensilage ra th e r th an hay and th a t W e w ish every woman who suffers "W elt, I m u st be going, old man. crop will be gath ered la te r in th e year. from fem ale troubles, nervousness, I’ve an appointm ent to m eet my w ife.” backache o r tho blues could see the le t "She probably w on't bo th ere.” PORTLAND, ORE R o seb u rg S hipping S h eep . 45-47 Front St, "Oh, she will, ju st about. I'm two te rs w ritten by women m ade well by Ly Roseburg, Or. — More th an 1000 dia E. P inkham 's V egetable Compound. hours la te.”— Boston T ran scrip t. I f you have any sym ptom about which sheep w ere b ro u g h t h ere Sunday by T he m a rk e t value of "silk ” socks you would like to know w rite to the George K ohlhagen, p re p a ra to ry to be No. 30. ie ie P. N. U. m anufactured from saw dust In the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, ing shipped to th e San F ran cisco m a r United S tate s during 1915 was equal Mnss., fo r helpful advice given free of kets. As m any more w ere shipped to XlfUF.N irritine to adr*rtUan, pirns« men- I to tho total appropriation for adm in C alifornia S atu rd ay by P elto n & Selec- charge. I " (Ion thi* p » p * r _ _ _ ^ ^ isterin g th e national forests. mann, local livestock buyers. ALL B lasted O ut GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS , ST You know the difficulty of getting the r o o t s of stumps out with pullers, by burning, or by using explosives th at merely shatter. You need explosives th at not only shatter but also lift and heave—th at tear the roots and make clearing easy. You can save work, time and money by using S t u m p in o — a g r ic u l t u r a l —made by a Pacific Coast company, with 50 years’ experience, to meet Pacific Coast agricultural conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year by farmers who have proved they reduce stump blasting costs. There are two Giant Powders— Eureka Stumping Powder, for use in dry work, and Giant Stumping Powder, for wet work. Ask your dealer for them. Test them alongside of any other explosive. Write us and we will have our nearest distributor supply you— at lowest market prices—with a trial case that will prove to you the economy of using Giant harm Powders. Five Valuable Books Free We issue five handsome, illustrated books to help you to blast cheaper and better—books on Stump Blasting, Boulder Blasting, Tree Planting, Subsoil Blasting and Ditch Blasting. Any or all of these —written by western men for western farmer» — will be sent on request. Choose the books that you prefer and write for them today. THE GIANT POWDER CO„ Con., JffR, San Francisco “ E verything fo r B loating’’ BRANCH OFFICES! Seettle, Spoken*. Portland. S .h Lnk* Citr. Denver “HEALTH” , M fc, ^ » y , 'i w T | f U 1 / l \ 1 >) . , / ( I DR. K O RIN EK ’S ROW KONDITIONER stim ulate* th e g e n erativ e o rg a n s an d is a pow e rfu l breeding tonic, in su re s easy calv in g and e'eanintf and prevent* milk fever, inftanked bair and in fa c t any disease th a t m ay a tta c k a c jw w hen in a w eakened condition. Kow K onditioner will increase th e flow o f m ilk 6 to 15 p e r c en t w ith o u t an increase in feeding. Dr. K orinck’s C alf S cour and C holera Rem- edy will in su re your calves a g a in st c alf scours. w h ite scours and c alf cholera, and m ake th em th rifty . Dr. K orinek’s A a ti Cow B loat Capsule« save hundred* o f cows yearly from dyin* o f a lfa lfa A clover bloat. A sk yo u r d ealer for KORIN EM’S REM ED IES, they are g u a ra n te ed , o r w rite to V ™ If K 0 R 1 NEK REMEDY CO., Keoton station, Portland, Oregon W ord» Failed Her. T he budding au th o ress had pur chased a ty p ew riter, and one m orning the ag en t c a i’.ed and a s k e d : “How do you like your new type w riter, m adam ?" “It's w on d erfu l!" was th e en th u sia s tic reply. "I w onder how I ev er done my w riting w ithout it." "W ould you m ind,” asked th e agent, “giving me a little testim o n ial to th a t effect?” "C ertainly not," she responded. “I’ll do- it gladly." Seating h erse lf a t the m achine, she pounded out th e following: “A fter U sing th ee A utom atid Baek- actiom atype w rite, e r for th re em onth Iban d Over. I u n h esittattin g ly pro noun ce it tobe all ad m ore th an the e M anufacturss claim ! for it. Durinb th e tim e been in myy possessio n$i th ree m onth it had m ore th a an paid paid for itse*f in th see s a v in g off tim e e anD lab o rr?"—E verybody's M agazine. For fro stb ites use H an fo rd 's Bal sam . Adv. Adjustable Mathem atics. Sore Granulated Eyelids, Eye» inflamed by expo sure to Sso, D im ! and Wlo4 quickly relieved by Maria« i Eye Remedy. No Smarting. _ juat Eye Comfort. A t Your Druggiat*» 50c per Bottle. M«rta« Ey« Silvern Tube. 2 Sc. ForBeoketlheEyefreeaak Druggists or Marine Eye Remedy Ce., Chicago K ill A ll F lie s ! They : Placed anywhere.Daisy F'y Killer a ttrv .ta and k ills*11 tb«*. Nest, clean, ornamental, convenient, a ' staallM ; , will -TV.ÜTÍ: not eon « ’i n j a r « a n y t h i n * . G o a re ft* te e d e ffe c tiv e . A sk fo r D aisy Fly Killer loM by dealers, or * m l b y e x p r e s s , p r e p a i d . SI.GO. HAROLD IOHKRS, IDO De Kelt Ave., Dreeklye, N. V. M aintaining Discipline. "D iscipline,” said a governm ent of ficial at a d inner in W ashington, “na val discipline m ust be m aintained a t all cost. "T hey tell a sto ry to illu stra te this. "A naval officer said to a seam an: “ W hat idiot told you to dum p th a t pile of dunnage th e re ?' “ 'It was th e captain, sir,’ th e sailor answ ered. “ 'H u m p h !' said th e officer. 'L e t It rem ain there, then, and ta k e 12 hours in irons, my man. for calling the cap tain an idiot.’ ”—W ashington S tar. “ Figures prove”—began th e s ta tis tical expert. “ W ait a m inute.” in te rru p te d S ena to r Sorghum. "You tell me w hat ques tion you are discussing and which side of it you are on and I'll tell you. w ithout th e tro u b le of going through Pueum onia? Apply H an fo rd 's Bal the calculation, ju st about w hat your sam. Rub it on and rub it in thorough figures are going to prove."—Wash- j ly, until th e skin is irrita te d . Adv. ington S tar. Aim ing High, But Surely. T he new nig h t w atchm an a t th e col lege had noticed some one using the big telescope. J u s t th en a s ta r fell. "B egorra." said the w atchm an, “th a t fellow su re is a crack s h o t! ”—W ind so r M agazine. Defined. “ Pa, w h at's th e difference betw een a p atrio t and a jingo?” "A patriot, my son. is one whose bosom sw ells w ith pride of his coun try w hile in a jingo the sw elling ap p ears in his head.”—B oston T rans cript. If you Suffer from Backache, Lum bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism, Take Hot Water and “Anuric.” A m erican m en and w om en m ust pains here and there, rheum atism , guard co n stan tly ag a in st kidney tro u gout, gravel, n euralgia and sciatica re sult. It was Dr. P ierce who discovered ble, because we eat too m uch and all a new agent, called "A nuric” which our food is rich. Our blood is filled will throw out and erad icate th is urlo w ith uric acid w’hlch th e kidneys acid from th e system . Dr. P ierce be striv e to filte r out, they w eaken from lieves "A nurio” to be 37 tim es m ore overw ork, becom e slu g g ish ; th e elim potent than llthla, and consequently inative tissu es clog and th e re su lt is you need no longer fear m uscular or kidney trouble, blad d er w eakness and articu la r rheum atism or gout, o r m any o th er diseases which are dependent a general decline in health. W hen your kidneys feel like lumps on an accum ulation of uric acid w ithin of lead, w hen your back h u rts or the ; the body. Send Dr. Pierce, Invalids' urine is cloudy, full of sedim ent, or Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., 10c. fo r tria l you are obliged to seek relief two or package o r $1.00 for full tre a tm e n t th ree tim es d u rin g th e night, when "A nuric." Dr. P ierce’s rep u tatio n Is back of you suffer w ith sick h eadache o r dizzy, nervous spells, acid stom ach, or you th is m edicine and you know th a t his have rh eu m atism when th e w eather "P le asa n t P elle ts” for the liv er and is bad. g et from your d ru g g ist—"AN his "F av o rite P rescrip tio n " for th e ilia URIC.” B ecause of uric acid in over of women have had a splendid rep u ta abundance in th e system , backache, tion for the p ast 50 years.