RESINOL BEGINS TO HEAL
SICK SKINS A T ONCE
OLD JOKE IS SPOILED
You don't havo to WONDER It It«»-
Jiol Olutiunnt Is doing you good. You
KNOW It Is l>«T»iue the ft rat appllra-
Uon «tope the Itching and yolir tor- Pound of Feathers Weighs More
lured akin fools cool and comfortable
Than Pound of Lead.
it laet Why don't YOU try thla eaay
fteatnol way to heat xcgema or almllal
ikln eruptlonT Iteatnol clear» away
jlmplea, too, and In a valuable house Hsa Bean Eatabllahad aa a Scientific
i»ld remedy for cuta, aorea, burn»,
Fact— Matter of Volumo Is tho
ihaflnga, etc. It haa been preacrlbed
Point That Must Bo
ay doctor» for 1» year» and contalna
»«thing that could Irrltato or Injure
Considered.
die leudereat akin. Hold by all drug-
itata. Adv.
Tho old joke. “Which la heavier, a
pound of load or a pound of feathers?"
Securing Happinaaa.
There 'la no auch thing aa finding Is not quite such s Joke as It sooms at
:rue happlneaa by aearchlng for It Orst glance. Archimedes taught us tbe
llrectly, It muat come, If It come at truth that a body Immersed In a liquid
UI, Indirectly, or by the aervlce, the or gas receives an upward push equal
love, and tbe happlneaa we give to to the weight of the liquid or the gas It
displaces, Huppase we arrange a bal
»there.— R. W. Trine.
ance so that one of Its arms can be
Introduced under the bell of an air
Trade With French Oceania.
America »end» French Oceania mora pump, and place upon each of Its arms
than 47 per cent of Ite Importa, and a weight, aay on« pound, both weights
recelvea In return a trifle over 50 per made of the aame size. They will ex
actly balance each other. If we ex
:ont of Ita export».
haust tho air from uuder the bell, pro
ducing a vacuum, we remove the up
A Woman’» Way.
Ho determined la a woman to "look ward puah. and the arm of the balance
ip" to the man ahe lovee that If ahe that Is In the vacuum descends. If
narrlrd a worm ahe would dig a hole on the contrary we compress tbe air
$i the ground and crawl Into It In or- under tbe bell we make the displaced
ler to bo able to put her bead on hla air weigh more and consequently tho
ihoulder and aay: "hurling, how big upward puah la Increased and this arm
of the balance aecenda.
tnd atrong and tall cou are *
It la manifest that the greater
amount of air displaced the greater
will be the upward puah. Huppose now
we balance a pound of lead on one arm
and a pound of feathers on the other.
They will, of course, exactly equal
In the»* modern day* of heavy arm a- each other In ordinary air, for they
nent and arlentlfh- w ar equipment. tnurh were both weighed In ordinary air.
nought haa been given to our cna»t de-
Now let ua put the whole apparatus.
'ena*. T h * queatlon of prrparadn.aa la
>n* that oonrarna all patriotic Amarb-una Including both weights, under an air
tor It la alwaya th* unexpected attack« pump.
Tbo pound of feathers dis
dial oeuaaa ronatarnutb n
places far more air than tbe pound of
OUR COAST DEFENSE
Thla la alan true In matter* pertaining
'.o health. Thut great enemy of health—
Itoniuch trouble— may aprlng an unex
pected attn. k at any tltii* and It la well
to be prepared by alwaya keeping a bot
tle of Hoatatter's Htumarh Hitter» In the
Oou»e. It 1» your bulwark In Ume of dl»-
Ire—
tie on guard »t all time», nnd ■■ toon
ta you notice the appetite falling, dlgee-
tlon becoming Impalrrd, th* liver Inactive
tnd the bowel» refuse to perform their
tally function», roinmonre taking the
Hlttera. I'rompt action, to g .th .r with the
lid of thla medicine, ha» been the mean»
If preventing mu< h »offerin g from Hick
Headache, Nausea, Poor Appetite, lmll-
featlon. Constipation and lllllouane*».
hun t trifle with your health, but rather
• elp Nature when weakness 1» manifest-
*d
lloetetter'a Hlom irh Hitter» la N a-
lura'a ally, and these together, form a
tofnblnallnn that 1» aura to reault to your
welfare. T ry II today, but ha aura you
fet Hoatatter's.
Hough an th* Congregation.
An old Scotch minister who did not
quite regard hliuscif aa the paragon
of pulpit perfection, addressing hla
assistant, remarked that It waa singu
lar bow he felt more fatigued after
bearing him than In preaching him
self.
To this the assistant replied
that he experienced a similar feeling
when hla reverend constituent was
In the pulpit. "Then." rejoined the
minister, "I party the folk that have
to hear ua baltb!”
eraglle Imitation Rubles.
Imitation rubles are subject to In
jury when exposed to extreme cold.
They have been known to crack open
In a single night, even when stored In
a aafe.
Why They Fall.
Some men are failures because they
have pinned alt of their faith to the
horseshoe over the door.—Atchlsoj
Globe.
WOMEN FROM
45 ID 55 TESTIFY
TotheMeritof Lydia E.Pink-
Ham’» Vegetable Com
pound during Change
of Life.
Westbrook, - Me. — ** I was passing
through the Chang» of L ife and had
tains in my bark
mid aide and was so
weak I could hardly
do my housework.
I have taken Lydia
E. Pinkhani'a Vege
table Compound and
It haa done me a lot
o f good. I will f'e-
commend your med
icine to my friends
and give you permia-
•ion to publish my
testimonial.” — M r u L a w r e n c e M a r
t i n , 12 King S t , Westbrook, Maine.
Manston, Wis. — “ A t tho Change of
L ife I suffered wit'» paina in my back
and loins until I cou d not stand. I alar
had night-sweats ao that tho sheets
would be w e t I tried other medicine
but got no relief. A fter taking one bot
tle of Lydia E. Pinkhom’a Vegetable
Compound I bcgai to improve and I
continued its use fi r six months. The
pains left me, the night-sweats and hot
fashes grew less, a id In one year I was
a different woman. I know I have to
thank you for my ct ntinued good health
ever since.” - M n. M. J. B row nell ,
Manston, Wis.
The success o f ’.^ydis E. Plnkham’g
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unpan lleled in such cases.
I f yon want ape Cal advice write t
Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine Co. (confl-
dentlal) Lynn, Mai (. Yonr letter will
be opened, read i lid snawered by I
(roman, gad held ! b strict M iid e a c *
This Is Whst Would Happen If a
Pound of Lead and a Pound of
Feathers Were Weighed
In a
Vacuum.
lead, and If we exhaust the air we
shall And that, the upward push be
ing removed by the exhaustion of the
atr, the pound of feathers descends
and the pound of lead ascends, prov
ing that the seeming paradox that a
pound of feathers welgha more than a
pound of lead. Is no joke but a scien
tific fact.
Therefore It may aclentlflcally be
agld that of two substances having tbe
same weight and not Ufe same volume,
that having tbe larger volume la really
the heavier.
Shoots Deer With Opium.
John Benh&m, a well-known Wiscon
sin guide, who hsd been commissioned
to capture a huge deer alive for a pri
vate game preserve near Hurley, Wta.,
has captured the biggest deer ever
taken alive In that state—a six-prong,
300-pound buck—by tbe simple expedi
ent of ualug opium pellets instead of
the uaual lead bulleta In bunting. Hen-
ham had a druggist make him the shot
he wanted—a mixture of gum arable,
flour paste and opium. Then ho went
to watch for the deer, which all of
the gulden had. because of Its atse,
refused to allow hunters to kill. When
he saw the big fellow he cut loose
with his gun, and he caught up with
the deer two houra later, when It had
fallen asleep In some balsams. When
the deer woke up It had been boxed.—
Brooklyn (Wta.) Dispatch to Detroit
Free Press.
Mink Gets Big Trout.
While crossing the bridge over the
creek near H. P. Johnson’s sawmill at
Bethany, Wayne county. New York.
George Bennett aaw a mink dive
through the Ice and catch a large
itrout. nennett called to Monroe Tyler,
at the mill, and the two men pelted
the mink with atones In an attempt to
capture him.
Bennett's dog assisted by chasing
the mink to his hole, from which the
two men dug hhn with pickaxes. When
the mink wns Anally killed he still re
tained tho trout, which measured 14
Inches In length, In his mouth.
Ferocious Duck Nips T ra m p .
"Beware of the Duck” Is the algu
Edgar Wilhelm of New Freedom Is
preparing to tack to the yard gate. The
fowl, a particularly large one, haa dele
gated to Itself the duties of a watch-
log. Its loud quacking gives warning
of the approach of a stranger, day or
night, and It savagely attacks Intrud
ers, as a tramp who came recently to
the house to beg, haa reason to know.
He was pinched In the seat of hla trou
sers ao painfully that he beat a hasty
retreat, tho duck flying after him to
the gate.—York (Pa.) Dispatch to Phil
adelphia Record.
Literary Note.
The first sentence of Henry James'
novel has been published In book form.
It has been running as a aerial and haa
attracted much attention. Several of
the dim manufacturers have been ap
proached with a view to turning It
Intb a photoplay, but have declined on
the ground of expense, declaring thnt
It would take from fifteen to twenty
episodes to film it In Its entirety.—
Philadelphia Ledger.
A Talking Machine
of $200 Quality
S TO K M SAVfcU BURN IN G SH IP
Wave*. Breaking Over Abandoned
Craft, Extinguished tho Biasing
Bond no.
A strange shipwreck story, unreport
ed by cable from tbe Azores, arrived
at New York from Horta, Fayal, by the
Holland America freighter Zaandyk,
which was forced to pul Into thla port
by heavy weather that reduced her
coal supply. Captain Barendsen says
be learned from the skipper of the
Norwegian tank steamship La Habra,
which arrived at Horta on February 7,
bound from Talara bay, Peru, by way
of tbe Panama canal, for Ixindon, that
ber cargo of benzine caused an explo
sion aboard aa ahe was nearing tbe
Azores to replenish ber bunkers.
La Habra was quickly ablaze from
stem to stern. About half of tbe crew
were on the forward part of tbe tank
and the other half aft. Fearing that
the falls and other boat gear would
be burned, tbe tank's skipper ordered
all bands to leave ber in lifeboats and
stand by. Tbe engines had been
stopped and I.m Habra drifted Into tbe
trough and. as ahe waa deeply laden,
the seas, which were very high, washed
over her.
Tbe chief officer and five men were
In a boat towing astern when tbe
hatebee of the tank were blown off and
cataracts of blazing benzine shot ore.
ber aides and atern. Tbe boat’s painter
waa burned off and the chief officer
and bla men went drifting down the
blaat, being without oars or aall, and
disappeared. Tbe other boats were
threatened with destruction by tbe
burning benzine, which spread out all
around La Habra, making her look like
a Are ship In a lake of flame.
Tbe skipper of the tank expected
her to be destroyed utterly before hla
eyes. He was elated when a giant
comber broke around ber, dousing the
Are almost completely. Other seat
helped In the work, and all bunds ex
cept the chief officer and those In the
vanlahed boat went back on their ship.
They found that all charts, books and
Instrument* of navigation bad been de
stroyed.
London's Treasures Guarded.
Extensive precautions have been
taken In London to guard art treas
ures against tbe menace of air raids.
The custodian* of art galleries and
museums long ago removed to vaults
or similar places tbe moat precious
of their portable exhibits.
At the
British museum a number o f priceless
manuscripts, books, and other objects
have been stored away In safes. Some
measure of risk must, however, be
borne In a building which contains
40 miles of bookshelves and massive
pieces of sculpture. Visitors to tha
National gallery find the major part
of the building closed. At the Guild
hall the most valuable pictures have
been placed In the basement. The
magnificent Gainsborough, "Fording
the River,” has been removed from
the walls. In the corporation strong
room In the basement Is stored what
Is probably the finest collection of
municipal records In the world. It
Includes the charter of William the
Conqueror "to William. Bishop and
Gosfegdh. Portreeve, and all the bur
gesses within London," securing to
them their ancient liberties. Every
reign since the Conqueror is repre
sented In the charters.
The Latest War Story.
Soldier's Unmarried W ife (who has
been living with her man for eleven
years, to charming and aristocratic
widow, the local representative of the
Soldiers' and Sailors' Families' asso
ciation)—Well, ma'am, I'm going to be
married next week, and I want you to
come to the wedding. You’ve been so
kind It would not be right without
you.
Fair Widow— I shall be delighted to
come. Mrs. Brown. What day la it?
Mrs. Brown— On Thursday, ma’am.
Fair Widow— That is very unfor
tunate. I am nfrald I cannot go, as I
have another Important engagement
Mrs. Brown—Is It very important,
ma'am? Can't you put It off?
Fair Widow—Well, the truth Is, I
am going to be married myself.
Mrs. Brown -Ah, I quite understand.
It doesn't do to miss the chance of
getting married when you gets the
opportunity?— London Tit-B its.
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We kaew that this stackInr will rive
tbe greatest satlsfaetloa. We kaew that
H Is the equal la tene qaallty of aay M»0
talking machine now ea the market Tbe
machine, with the recerda, will be sent
anywhere le the NUte for FREE TRIAL.
If yen decide In keep It, yen rnn pay far
It en llttlest, meat ceavenlest payments.
Ns better way can he devised ti oenvlne-
lag veil of the saperiortty of ear talking
chine service. Write for actes] phots-
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a t B r o c k t o n , Maas.,
nnd se* h ow c a re fu lly
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nnd the h ig h g r a d *
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o f equal price«, enn com pete w ith W . L . D o u g in * «lio e « fo r style,
w ork ninnali Ip mud q u ality . A * c o m fo rta b le , easy w a lk in g
«h o e « they nre u n su rp n «»rd .
W. L. Douglas
shoes are sold
through 80
«tores in the
large cities
Y'7X and shoe
A
dealers
T h e •T O O . •1.50 nnd M OO «h o e « w ill g le e ns go o d service
n* ot her m nke* costing M.OO to SA.OO. T h e •4.5 0 .•5 .0 0 nnd
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other m akes costing M d O to •8.00.
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th ere nre m nny m en nnd w om en w en r in * W . L D m i g l a i
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D o u g la s «h oes ennnot be ex celled fo r the p rice.
O
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w M U I I U H i I loo« for he n am f . I an d p r ic e
•tamped on t t* bottom. Shoes thus a lamped are always
worth the price paid for them. For 32 yesn W L. Douxlaa hsa
guaranteed their value and protected the wearer against high
price« for Inferior flhiies by having hi* N A M E A N D PR ICE
•camped on tbe bottom before they leave the factory Do not
be persuaded to take some other make claimed to be Just aa
good. You are paying your money and are aotiued to lha bast.
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COLT DISTEMPER
A lady of Somerset, England, be
wailed the loss of a somewhat ill-bred
but extremely wealthy neighbor, who
bad been very liberal in his help to her
country charities. "Mr. X-----is dead."
■aid she. "H e was so good, and kind,
and helpful to me In all sorts of ways.
He was so vulgar, poor, dear fellow,
we could not know him in London,
but we shall meet him In heaven."
You can prevent this loathsome disease from running
through your stable an ’. cure all the colts suffering with It
when you begin the treatment.
No matter how young.
SPOHN'S Is safe to use on any colt. It is wonderful how It
prevents all distempers, no m atter how colts or horses at
any age are "expoaed.‘ A ll good druggists and turf gooda
houses and manufacturers sell SPO H N'S at Bo centa and $1
a bottle: >5 and $10 a dozen. SPGHN MEDICAL CO., Cham,
lata and Bacteriologist*. Gcshen, Ind., U. S. A.
Peak of the Rhine.
Mr«. Askum— "So you took a trip
abroad last summer. Did you go up
the Rhine?” Mrs. New-rich—“ Right up
to the very top. What a splendid view
there Is from the summit!” — Boston
Transcript.
Workings of a Watch.
In the average watch the balance
Wheel vibrates 300 times a minute, 18,-
004 times each hour, 432,000 times a
day, and 157,788,000 times a year. As
each vibration covers about one and
a half revolutions, the shaft on which
tbe balance wheel la mounted makes
266,682.000 revolutions in its bearings
each year.
Modem Term Misunderstood.
“ What became of that rascally young
aon of the Blowers?” “ I understand
he Is to take a course of ethics in one
of our modern penological institutions."
“There! And 1 heard he had beeD
sent to Jail."—Baltimore American.
Jewish Marriage Custom.
-fn Jewish marriages the bride
stands on the right of the groom; It
is the custom of all other races for
the bride to stand on the left.
J
Daily Thought.
The key to every man is hi* thought
Sturdy and defying though he look, he
has a helm which he obeys, which la
the Idea after which all his facts are
classified. He can be reformed only
by showing him a new idea which
commands his own.— Emerson.
A Paradox.
The man who sells hla honor dent
in something that he has not goL—
Youth’s Companion.
Mysteries of Rheumatism
Practically Solved
Real Sanitation In Air Towel.
An "air towel” used in the large
public lavatory In the District build
W o rth Cultivating.
ing at Washington, D. C., Is the Inven
One of the most charming thing» In
tion of J. M. Ward, superintendent o f girlhood is »erenlty.— Margaret E.
the District building. In appearance Songster
It resembles a rectangular box eleven
Inches by three, set In a sanitary base
having twelve-inch legs, with an open
ing in the top of the case In which
the wet hands are held while being
dried. The device consists of a blow
er that forces air through an electric
heating element to ducts and deflectors
suitably placed for distributing the
warmed air to all parts of the hands
at the same time, and la operated by
a foot lever or pedal, which In turn
operates a quick-acting switch, there
S. S. S. is a Regular Wizard
by setting the blower In motion. By
Rheumatism Is often the effect o f some
removing the foot the device la put
other blood affliction that haa left Its lm.
press In the Joints, muscles and mucous
cut of operation. The hands come In
f.
coverings o f the body. I t works Into the
contact with no part of the device,
tissue
cells, those tiny, little bodies In
Full information furnished upon
thus assuring a perfectly sanitary op
which nutrition goes on. And It la here
application.
that a most remarkable medicine known
eration.
Action in the Tissues of a Remarkable Antidota
DAMAGED WHEAT
BARLEY AND OATS
FOB HOG FEED
$17.50 Per Ton
o. b. Warehouse
Point of Vlsw.
The pretty plaintiff had testified for
three solid hours.
She had talked
and talked and talked.
"That la all, madam," said the law
yer. "You may leave the witness
box."
"Chatterbox." grunted the lawyer
for the defense, for he was married
and had suffered.— Philadelphia Pub
lic Ledgar
W ALTER A. GOSS,
418 Corbett Bldg.,
Phooe Eut 6912. Portland, Or.
r. n . u .
N o . IS, t »IS
W H E N wetting to advartiMv*. pltoaa
ftlea thla paper.
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as 8. S. S. does Its most active and moat
effective work.
I t » action Is marvelous.
Bedridden
rheumatic» get on their feet »■ If by
magic. That cold, clammy sensation that
made you hug a red hot stove Is gone In
a twinkling. That excruciating pain that
made a feather lay as heavy aa a ton of
coal on the skin la gone. You get up and
dance with glee.
Your rheumatism Is gone—absolutely!
It Is an actual logical fact, that S w iff*
Bure Specific flushes your blood, g ive »
your entire
blood circulation a fine
thorough bath. It J.iat naturally and In a
twinkling irrigates every glon la your
In Driving Out Rheumatism.
body. It rushes Into every cell, causes
every bone, muscle, ligament, tendon,
mucous surface and every nerve to thrill
with freedom, with health, with new
found springiness.
And best o f all, 8. 8. 8. though a pow
erful searching, overwhelm ing enemy to
pain and tha causes of rheumatism is as
pure as the dew on a peach blossom, as
powerful as the heroic works of nature,
as searching aa the peremptory demand ot
the most exact science.
Ask for and Insist upon getting 8. 8. 8.
the world's cure fo r rheumatism.
For private, personal advice on stub
born chronic rheumatism write at once
to the Sw ift Specific Co.. 101 Sw ift Build
ing. Atlanta, ( l a
Their medical depart
ment Is famous on all blood diseases, and
Is equipped to mnke personal blood taste,
approved by Hie highest medical authori
ties. Oet a bottle of S. 8. 8. today. T b * a
a way goes rheumatism for all