RESINOL BEGINS TO HEAL SICK SKINS A T ONCE OLD JOKE IS SPOILED You don't havo to WONDER It It«»- Jiol Olutiunnt Is doing you good. You KNOW It Is l>«T»iue the ft rat appllra- Uon «tope the Itching and yolir tor- Pound of Feathers Weighs More lured akin fools cool and comfortable Than Pound of Lead. it laet Why don't YOU try thla eaay fteatnol way to heat xcgema or almllal ikln eruptlonT Iteatnol clear» away jlmplea, too, and In a valuable house Hsa Bean Eatabllahad aa a Scientific i»ld remedy for cuta, aorea, burn», Fact— Matter of Volumo Is tho ihaflnga, etc. It haa been preacrlbed Point That Must Bo ay doctor» for 1» year» and contalna »«thing that could Irrltato or Injure Considered. die leudereat akin. Hold by all drug- itata. Adv. Tho old joke. “Which la heavier, a pound of load or a pound of feathers?" Securing Happinaaa. There 'la no auch thing aa finding Is not quite such s Joke as It sooms at :rue happlneaa by aearchlng for It Orst glance. Archimedes taught us tbe llrectly, It muat come, If It come at truth that a body Immersed In a liquid UI, Indirectly, or by the aervlce, the or gas receives an upward push equal love, and tbe happlneaa we give to to the weight of the liquid or the gas It displaces, Huppase we arrange a bal­ »there.— R. W. Trine. ance so that one of Its arms can be Introduced under the bell of an air Trade With French Oceania. America »end» French Oceania mora pump, and place upon each of Its arms than 47 per cent of Ite Importa, and a weight, aay on« pound, both weights recelvea In return a trifle over 50 per made of the aame size. They will ex­ actly balance each other. If we ex­ :ont of Ita export». haust tho air from uuder the bell, pro­ ducing a vacuum, we remove the up­ A Woman’» Way. Ho determined la a woman to "look ward puah. and the arm of the balance ip" to the man ahe lovee that If ahe that Is In the vacuum descends. If narrlrd a worm ahe would dig a hole on the contrary we compress tbe air $i the ground and crawl Into It In or- under tbe bell we make the displaced ler to bo able to put her bead on hla air weigh more and consequently tho ihoulder and aay: "hurling, how big upward puah la Increased and this arm of the balance aecenda. tnd atrong and tall cou are * It la manifest that the greater amount of air displaced the greater will be the upward puah. Huppose now we balance a pound of lead on one arm and a pound of feathers on the other. They will, of course, exactly equal In the»* modern day* of heavy arm a- each other In ordinary air, for they nent and arlentlfh- w ar equipment. tnurh were both weighed In ordinary air. nought haa been given to our cna»t de- Now let ua put the whole apparatus. 'ena*. T h * queatlon of prrparadn.aa la >n* that oonrarna all patriotic Amarb-una Including both weights, under an air tor It la alwaya th* unexpected attack« pump. Tbo pound of feathers dis­ dial oeuaaa ronatarnutb n places far more air than tbe pound of OUR COAST DEFENSE Thla la alan true In matter* pertaining '.o health. Thut great enemy of health— Itoniuch trouble— may aprlng an unex­ pected attn. k at any tltii* and It la well to be prepared by alwaya keeping a bot­ tle of Hoatatter's Htumarh Hitter» In the Oou»e. It 1» your bulwark In Ume of dl»- Ire— tie on guard »t all time», nnd ■■ toon ta you notice the appetite falling, dlgee- tlon becoming Impalrrd, th* liver Inactive tnd the bowel» refuse to perform their tally function», roinmonre taking the Hlttera. I'rompt action, to g .th .r with the lid of thla medicine, ha» been the mean» If preventing mu< h »offerin g from Hick Headache, Nausea, Poor Appetite, lmll- featlon. Constipation and lllllouane*». hun t trifle with your health, but rather • elp Nature when weakness 1» manifest- *d lloetetter'a Hlom irh Hitter» la N a- lura'a ally, and these together, form a tofnblnallnn that 1» aura to reault to your welfare. T ry II today, but ha aura you fet Hoatatter's. Hough an th* Congregation. An old Scotch minister who did not quite regard hliuscif aa the paragon of pulpit perfection, addressing hla assistant, remarked that It waa singu­ lar bow he felt more fatigued after bearing him than In preaching him self. To this the assistant replied that he experienced a similar feeling when hla reverend constituent was In the pulpit. "Then." rejoined the minister, "I party the folk that have to hear ua baltb!” eraglle Imitation Rubles. Imitation rubles are subject to In­ jury when exposed to extreme cold. They have been known to crack open In a single night, even when stored In a aafe. Why They Fall. Some men are failures because they have pinned alt of their faith to the horseshoe over the door.—Atchlsoj Globe. WOMEN FROM 45 ID 55 TESTIFY TotheMeritof Lydia E.Pink- Ham’» Vegetable Com­ pound during Change of Life. Westbrook, - Me. — ** I was passing through the Chang» of L ife and had tains in my bark mid aide and was so weak I could hardly do my housework. I have taken Lydia E. Pinkhani'a Vege­ table Compound and It haa done me a lot o f good. I will f'e- commend your med­ icine to my friends and give you permia- •ion to publish my testimonial.” — M r u L a w r e n c e M a r ­ t i n , 12 King S t , Westbrook, Maine. Manston, Wis. — “ A t tho Change of L ife I suffered wit'» paina in my back and loins until I cou d not stand. I alar had night-sweats ao that tho sheets would be w e t I tried other medicine but got no relief. A fter taking one bot­ tle of Lydia E. Pinkhom’a Vegetable Compound I bcgai to improve and I continued its use fi r six months. The pains left me, the night-sweats and hot fashes grew less, a id In one year I was a different woman. I know I have to thank you for my ct ntinued good health ever since.” - M n. M. J. B row nell , Manston, Wis. The success o f ’.^ydis E. Plnkham’g Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, is unpan lleled in such cases. I f yon want ape Cal advice write t Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine Co. (confl- dentlal) Lynn, Mai (. Yonr letter will be opened, read i lid snawered by I (roman, gad held ! b strict M iid e a c * This Is Whst Would Happen If a Pound of Lead and a Pound of Feathers Were Weighed In a Vacuum. lead, and If we exhaust the air we shall And that, the upward push be­ ing removed by the exhaustion of the atr, the pound of feathers descends and the pound of lead ascends, prov­ ing that the seeming paradox that a pound of feathers welgha more than a pound of lead. Is no joke but a scien­ tific fact. Therefore It may aclentlflcally be agld that of two substances having tbe same weight and not Ufe same volume, that having tbe larger volume la really the heavier. Shoots Deer With Opium. John Benh&m, a well-known Wiscon­ sin guide, who hsd been commissioned to capture a huge deer alive for a pri­ vate game preserve near Hurley, Wta., has captured the biggest deer ever taken alive In that state—a six-prong, 300-pound buck—by tbe simple expedi­ ent of ualug opium pellets instead of the uaual lead bulleta In bunting. Hen- ham had a druggist make him the shot he wanted—a mixture of gum arable, flour paste and opium. Then ho went to watch for the deer, which all of the gulden had. because of Its atse, refused to allow hunters to kill. When he saw the big fellow he cut loose with his gun, and he caught up with the deer two houra later, when It had fallen asleep In some balsams. When the deer woke up It had been boxed.— Brooklyn (Wta.) Dispatch to Detroit Free Press. Mink Gets Big Trout. While crossing the bridge over the creek near H. P. Johnson’s sawmill at Bethany, Wayne county. New York. George Bennett aaw a mink dive through the Ice and catch a large itrout. nennett called to Monroe Tyler, at the mill, and the two men pelted the mink with atones In an attempt to capture him. Bennett's dog assisted by chasing the mink to his hole, from which the two men dug hhn with pickaxes. When the mink wns Anally killed he still re­ tained tho trout, which measured 14 Inches In length, In his mouth. Ferocious Duck Nips T ra m p . "Beware of the Duck” Is the algu Edgar Wilhelm of New Freedom Is preparing to tack to the yard gate. The fowl, a particularly large one, haa dele­ gated to Itself the duties of a watch- log. Its loud quacking gives warning of the approach of a stranger, day or night, and It savagely attacks Intrud­ ers, as a tramp who came recently to the house to beg, haa reason to know. He was pinched In the seat of hla trou­ sers ao painfully that he beat a hasty retreat, tho duck flying after him to the gate.—York (Pa.) Dispatch to Phil­ adelphia Record. Literary Note. The first sentence of Henry James' novel has been published In book form. It has been running as a aerial and haa attracted much attention. Several of the dim manufacturers have been ap­ proached with a view to turning It Intb a photoplay, but have declined on the ground of expense, declaring thnt It would take from fifteen to twenty episodes to film it In Its entirety.— Philadelphia Ledger. A Talking Machine of $200 Quality S TO K M SAVfcU BURN IN G SH IP Wave*. Breaking Over Abandoned Craft, Extinguished tho Biasing Bond no. A strange shipwreck story, unreport­ ed by cable from tbe Azores, arrived at New York from Horta, Fayal, by the Holland America freighter Zaandyk, which was forced to pul Into thla port by heavy weather that reduced her coal supply. Captain Barendsen says be learned from the skipper of the Norwegian tank steamship La Habra, which arrived at Horta on February 7, bound from Talara bay, Peru, by way of tbe Panama canal, for Ixindon, that ber cargo of benzine caused an explo­ sion aboard aa ahe was nearing tbe Azores to replenish ber bunkers. La Habra was quickly ablaze from stem to stern. About half of tbe crew were on the forward part of tbe tank and the other half aft. Fearing that the falls and other boat gear would be burned, tbe tank's skipper ordered all bands to leave ber in lifeboats and stand by. Tbe engines had been stopped and I.m Habra drifted Into tbe trough and. as ahe waa deeply laden, the seas, which were very high, washed over her. Tbe chief officer and five men were In a boat towing astern when tbe hatebee of the tank were blown off and cataracts of blazing benzine shot ore. ber aides and atern. Tbe boat’s painter waa burned off and the chief officer and bla men went drifting down the blaat, being without oars or aall, and disappeared. Tbe other boats were threatened with destruction by tbe burning benzine, which spread out all around La Habra, making her look like a Are ship In a lake of flame. Tbe skipper of the tank expected her to be destroyed utterly before hla eyes. He was elated when a giant comber broke around ber, dousing the Are almost completely. Other seat helped In the work, and all bunds ex­ cept the chief officer and those In the vanlahed boat went back on their ship. They found that all charts, books and Instrument* of navigation bad been de­ stroyed. London's Treasures Guarded. Extensive precautions have been taken In London to guard art treas­ ures against tbe menace of air raids. The custodian* of art galleries and museums long ago removed to vaults or similar places tbe moat precious of their portable exhibits. At the British museum a number o f priceless manuscripts, books, and other objects have been stored away In safes. Some measure of risk must, however, be borne In a building which contains 40 miles of bookshelves and massive pieces of sculpture. Visitors to tha National gallery find the major part of the building closed. At the Guild­ hall the most valuable pictures have been placed In the basement. The magnificent Gainsborough, "Fording the River,” has been removed from the walls. In the corporation strong room In the basement Is stored what Is probably the finest collection of municipal records In the world. It Includes the charter of William the Conqueror "to William. Bishop and Gosfegdh. Portreeve, and all the bur­ gesses within London," securing to them their ancient liberties. Every reign since the Conqueror is repre­ sented In the charters. The Latest War Story. Soldier's Unmarried W ife (who has been living with her man for eleven years, to charming and aristocratic widow, the local representative of the Soldiers' and Sailors' Families' asso­ ciation)—Well, ma'am, I'm going to be married next week, and I want you to come to the wedding. You’ve been so kind It would not be right without you. Fair Widow— I shall be delighted to come. Mrs. Brown. What day la it? Mrs. Brown— On Thursday, ma’am. Fair Widow— That is very unfor­ tunate. I am nfrald I cannot go, as I have another Important engagement Mrs. Brown—Is It very important, ma'am? Can't you put It off? Fair Widow—Well, the truth Is, I am going to be married myself. Mrs. Brown -Ah, I quite understand. It doesn't do to miss the chance of getting married when you gets the opportunity?— London Tit-B its. !n CD N ow for Only Free Trial O ffer, too Supplird with it is an as­ sortment of twenty select- tionn, including the late rec­ ords of popular hits and of many world-famous artists, such se Cam »«, Constantino, Melba. Hckuman-Heiak, Gad- etc. We kaew that this stackInr will rive tbe greatest satlsfaetloa. We kaew that H Is the equal la tene qaallty of aay M»0 talking machine now ea the market Tbe machine, with the recerda, will be sent anywhere le the NUte for FREE TRIAL. If yen decide In keep It, yen rnn pay far It en llttlest, meat ceavenlest payments. Ns better way can he devised ti oenvlne- lag veil of the saperiortty of ear talking chine service. Write for actes] phots- graphs af this sad other new models. The Nation’s Largest Talking Machine Headquarters, Broadway at Alder St., Portland, Or«» I f you c ou ld v l»lt the W . L. Dougliha factory a t B r o c k t o n , Maas., nnd se* h ow c a re fu lly th * a hoes n re m ade, nnd the h ig h g r a d * l e a t h e r s used, yon w o u ld t h e n u n d er­ stan d w h y they loo k nnd fit better, h o ld th eir sh ape nnd w e n r l o n g e r th an o th e r m akes fo r the price. □ MENS * 2 . 5 0 * 3 * 3 . 5 0 * 4 . 0 0 * 4 .5 0 * 5 * 5 .5 0 SHOES WOMEN’S * 2 . 0 0 * 2 . 5 0 * 3 . 0 0 * 3 . 5 0 & * 4 .0 0 SHOES r BOYS * 1 . 7 5 * 2 * 2 . 5 0 * 3 . 0 0 MISSES * 2 . 0 0 & * 2 . 5 0 YOU C A N S AV E M O N E Y BY WEARING W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES W . L fio u g lM «h oes a re m a d e o f the best dojneetic and Im p orted lent h e n , on the latent m o d e l«, c a re fu lly m n stru cted by the ino«t expert last nnd p attern m a k e « in th is country. Ns» oth er m ak e o f equal price«, enn com pete w ith W . L . D o u g in * «lio e « fo r style, w ork ninnali Ip mud q u ality . A * c o m fo rta b le , easy w a lk in g «h o e « they nre u n su rp n «»rd . W. L. Douglas shoes are sold through 80 «tores in the large cities Y'7X and shoe A dealers T h e •T O O . •1.50 nnd M OO «h o e « w ill g le e ns go o d service n* ot her m nke* costing M.OO to SA.OO. T h e •4.5 0 .•5 .0 0 nnd •5.50 «h oes c om p are fa v o ra b ly w ith other m akes costing M d O to •8.00. flV heiT Y p p you li wo th ere nre m nny m en nnd w om en w en r in * W . L D m i g l a i •hoc«. Consult them and they w ill tell ▼ <»u th at W . X*. A D o u g la s «h oes ennnot be ex celled fo r the p rice. O A I I T I O N I Wh#° burn* W.L I Donglsi a _ w M U I I U H i I loo« for he n am f . I an d p r ic e •tamped on t t* bottom. Shoes thus a lamped are always worth the price paid for them. For 32 yesn W L. Douxlaa hsa guaranteed their value and protected the wearer against high price« for Inferior flhiies by having hi* N A M E A N D PR ICE •camped on tbe bottom before they leave the factory Do not be persuaded to take some other make claimed to be Just aa good. You are paying your money and are aotiued to lha bast. I f your denier cannot supply you. w rit* fo r U lu s - t r a t e d C a ta lo g showing how to order by mail. W . L » D o u g in s, 210 .spark H t„ B r o c k to n , M aas. PUTNAM SUBSTITIfTFS FADELESS DYES C wlm mo»« food, filt e r and brighter cotoe. than any other dye. Every packet« guaranteed to color Silk. Wool. Cotton and Mixed Gooda at on« heeling. 10 cent* ■package. W rite lee free booklet "H ow to Dye and Mia Colors." calendar, blotters, etc. M O N R O E DRU G C O M P A N Y . Department Z . Quincy. I llmrae A ll R ight In H eaven. COLT DISTEMPER A lady of Somerset, England, be­ wailed the loss of a somewhat ill-bred but extremely wealthy neighbor, who bad been very liberal in his help to her country charities. "Mr. X-----is dead." ■aid she. "H e was so good, and kind, and helpful to me In all sorts of ways. He was so vulgar, poor, dear fellow, we could not know him in London, but we shall meet him In heaven." You can prevent this loathsome disease from running through your stable an ’. cure all the colts suffering with It when you begin the treatment. No matter how young. SPOHN'S Is safe to use on any colt. It is wonderful how It prevents all distempers, no m atter how colts or horses at any age are "expoaed.‘ A ll good druggists and turf gooda houses and manufacturers sell SPO H N'S at Bo centa and $1 a bottle: >5 and $10 a dozen. SPGHN MEDICAL CO., Cham, lata and Bacteriologist*. Gcshen, Ind., U. S. A. Peak of the Rhine. Mr«. Askum— "So you took a trip abroad last summer. Did you go up the Rhine?” Mrs. New-rich—“ Right up to the very top. What a splendid view there Is from the summit!” — Boston Transcript. Workings of a Watch. In the average watch the balance Wheel vibrates 300 times a minute, 18,- 004 times each hour, 432,000 times a day, and 157,788,000 times a year. As each vibration covers about one and a half revolutions, the shaft on which tbe balance wheel la mounted makes 266,682.000 revolutions in its bearings each year. Modem Term Misunderstood. “ What became of that rascally young aon of the Blowers?” “ I understand he Is to take a course of ethics in one of our modern penological institutions." “There! And 1 heard he had beeD sent to Jail."—Baltimore American. Jewish Marriage Custom. -fn Jewish marriages the bride stands on the right of the groom; It is the custom of all other races for the bride to stand on the left. J Daily Thought. The key to every man is hi* thought Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which la the Idea after which all his facts are classified. He can be reformed only by showing him a new idea which commands his own.— Emerson. A Paradox. The man who sells hla honor dent­ in something that he has not goL— Youth’s Companion. Mysteries of Rheumatism Practically Solved Real Sanitation In Air Towel. An "air towel” used in the large public lavatory In the District build­ W o rth Cultivating. ing at Washington, D. C., Is the Inven­ One of the most charming thing» In tion of J. M. Ward, superintendent o f girlhood is »erenlty.— Margaret E. the District building. In appearance Songster It resembles a rectangular box eleven Inches by three, set In a sanitary base having twelve-inch legs, with an open­ ing in the top of the case In which the wet hands are held while being dried. The device consists of a blow­ er that forces air through an electric heating element to ducts and deflectors suitably placed for distributing the warmed air to all parts of the hands at the same time, and la operated by a foot lever or pedal, which In turn operates a quick-acting switch, there­ S. S. S. is a Regular Wizard by setting the blower In motion. By Rheumatism Is often the effect o f some removing the foot the device la put other blood affliction that haa left Its lm. press In the Joints, muscles and mucous cut of operation. The hands come In f. coverings o f the body. I t works Into the contact with no part of the device, tissue cells, those tiny, little bodies In Full information furnished upon thus assuring a perfectly sanitary op­ which nutrition goes on. And It la here application. that a most remarkable medicine known eration. Action in the Tissues of a Remarkable Antidota DAMAGED WHEAT BARLEY AND OATS FOB HOG FEED $17.50 Per Ton o. b. Warehouse Point of Vlsw. The pretty plaintiff had testified for three solid hours. She had talked and talked and talked. "That la all, madam," said the law­ yer. "You may leave the witness box." "Chatterbox." grunted the lawyer for the defense, for he was married and had suffered.— Philadelphia Pub­ lic Ledgar W ALTER A. GOSS, 418 Corbett Bldg., Phooe Eut 6912. Portland, Or. r. n . u . N o . IS, t »IS W H E N wetting to advartiMv*. pltoaa ftlea thla paper. ____ as 8. S. S. does Its most active and moat effective work. I t » action Is marvelous. Bedridden rheumatic» get on their feet »■ If by magic. That cold, clammy sensation that made you hug a red hot stove Is gone In a twinkling. That excruciating pain that made a feather lay as heavy aa a ton of coal on the skin la gone. You get up and dance with glee. Your rheumatism Is gone—absolutely! It Is an actual logical fact, that S w iff* Bure Specific flushes your blood, g ive » your entire blood circulation a fine thorough bath. It J.iat naturally and In a twinkling irrigates every glon la your In Driving Out Rheumatism. body. It rushes Into every cell, causes every bone, muscle, ligament, tendon, mucous surface and every nerve to thrill with freedom, with health, with new­ found springiness. And best o f all, 8. 8. 8. though a pow­ erful searching, overwhelm ing enemy to pain and tha causes of rheumatism is as pure as the dew on a peach blossom, as powerful as the heroic works of nature, as searching aa the peremptory demand ot the most exact science. Ask for and Insist upon getting 8. 8. 8. the world's cure fo r rheumatism. For private, personal advice on stub­ born chronic rheumatism write at once to the Sw ift Specific Co.. 101 Sw ift Build­ ing. Atlanta, ( l a Their medical depart­ ment Is famous on all blood diseases, and Is equipped to mnke personal blood taste, approved by Hie highest medical authori­ ties. Oet a bottle of S. 8. 8. today. T b * a a way goes rheumatism for all