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Editorial B ooster >/age of Stayton Mail. t c I ^ t O l l i\ 1 ( Ì i i HELPFUL fllT HINTS : Comment of Others ♦ j Churches of Stayton J TO By J o h n A l d a n S t a b u r y . E d i t o r . Im p a rtia lity a n d a S q u a re D eal io A ll, W h e th e r T hey lie R ep u b lica n . Derno* 4 at. P r o h ib itio n in o r S o cia list, C h u rch m a n o r 1 ‘rrc.tn. I t ith an l n b ta sed R eco g n itio n o f th e S tro n g e st a n d I I e a k e s t; l.e t lh is lie O ur P la tfo rm . S iin d ..y > irli'Mil e Irm i it III a II FARMERS H un tle y , S iijirrm te iu U u t. Catholic Lo va . K.ivt«»r*»(l f t t t l i ^ p« .~*t o f f i c e i» t S t a y t o n , O r e g o n , . i s n i . ' i i ' m a t t e r o f Tilt» s e c o n d c l a s s C IT Y Baptist Hop». Tommy - IVp. « :i h ts h«'P«*? T om m y’s I op Iti. iking a p.\|r to draw to a dush. I’lulmlelplilu I tm m l . I-»ve is like ill«* measles alt tin» worse when It c o m l a t e In llfe .- I ’ h i ' ki ' h u k r t t >: I m m a c u l a t e C o s « k i - limi, r»b. v to n ; H er, A. l.nlnck, Douglns Jerrold. Subscribers W il l C o n fer a F a v o r on th e P u b lis h e r by Pay ing I f W hen Due. priest In cluiigo. High muss second, A Man and Hi* Wife. fourth > 111(1 tilt 11 S u n d ay s s ail ,«. in , It is u n fortunate th a t a man cannot l>e pood to his wife without being P riest's address: S ublim ity, Oregon, thought afraid of her.—Exchange. S u bscriptions W hen P as t Due Are S h o w n be Figures In d ic a tin g M eeks O u ing S t H o u m a ' s C atholic C h p k i i i , A M stter of Punctuation. S u b lim ity ; Kev A. I.stuck, rector. Bachelor—1 once wooed a lass. Row mass K a. m., high mass It) So Married Man—1, too, ouce wooed, Clean up day in Stayton has been set by Mayor Freres nlasl—St. «. m , tirst unit th ir d S u n d a y s in the I /m ls sta r. m o n th ; high mass 10:30 a m , sec for next Tuesday, March 20. Every person, every property Tho Irony of Nania*. e n d , fourth nml lifth S undays Yes "1 hear that Finn was run over." poru at eventide. owner or property renter, w :h one iota of civic pride in him | "Yep; dep a rtm en t of public safety wagou.”—Lippiucott’s. Paper Wili Stop if should G E T BUSY. No. 52 Appears It means not only clean premises andj a clean city, but it means more— it means HEAL 1 H. Go to Rica. One hundred and slxty-one varieties of rice ure known In and around Chlua those backhouses, saturate them with any nood disinfectant, Mld Jnpnn and kill the flies and the stench at one and the same time. Don’t be prudish about this—it means HEA LTH . Sweep off the sidewalk, rake off the street in front of your place, remove the old tin cans and rubbish from your backyard and vour alleys. Then put all the refuse in one *irand pile a n d -e t tire to it— it means H EA L I H. It is a duty you owe to your town, to your family, to yourself. Do it now. or do it on Tuesday, March 29. but don’t forget to DO IT. E. Forctte is one man who thoroly believes in the Mail as an advertising medium. A couple of weeks ago he paid us 2y cents for a $-line u'3nt adv., to appear twice. After the first insertion he came around and told us to take the adv. out, as it had rented his house. Last week we printed an adv. thru which he rented his sheep pasture, at a cost of onh cents to him. His experience is the record of many other small want advertisers. Try our want adv. column yourself: Stayton Mail ad vs. bring results. Radium. Radium gives glass, porcelain and paper a violet tinge aud tu rn s white paper to yellow A Little Thing. “It's entirely against my will," said th e nursegirl. "th a t I mind a little thing like that.” Courtesy. Courtesy ts a Messing from th e heart of a goo«l man and « deadly weapou In the hands of a villain. Squelched. G erald—Will yon ntiswer me one question? Geraldtne—Yea, If that Is the question.—New York Press. Chaffing Cholly. “ W hat's the m atter with Cholly?" “Oh. some r u d e girl askt*d him if he was a suffragette - l ’lttsburg Post. Nesrchus. Nenrchus, the adm iral of Alexander th e Great, noted the grow th of the suga r cane In India B C. 325. No Such Place. One may have his choice among the fraternal orders, but there is no better time to join the Foresters of America than righ‘ now. when, with a fee in effect, any man of good hea’- between the ages of 18 and ^0, can become a mem ber and enirlcd to benefits which insure him in sickness or ic c ■ eri u : 2 > weeks after half ,1 year’s me m ber . Fr >ther- M irth and Jennings are in the field for a class n tiition, ard the ntxt met ting will witness the voting in ot 2 number 0: new candidates. S< me bovs w hosav they live in St3yton went over t- Turner Sunday, and got most everlastingly walloped in a game of baseball. YVe don’t kn ,w what the score was, but it was something like umpty-ump to nothing. Aftei t game, every one of the Stayton players made a home run. son;.-hing they could not do before the end of the ninth inn Me guess we will tell Manager Shepard, of the regi. n nine, about this. E'-’ys Will be boys; that’s a fact; but there’s no need of anv u, them taking chances with life and limb. It’s all right to be brave and daring, fellows, when occasion de mands, and when it does there are few Americans who wiil n t arise to the exigencies of the occasion. But we see no real good to accrue by toys and young men climbing to the woolen mill tank and then scaling its topmost eminence. I here has certainly been no lack of shows and entertain ments in town the past w eek, and all were good in theii own particular way. In our own humble opinion, however, the lecture on Arabia by Homer Davenport was about the finest travelogue we have ever listened to. Both as an Oregonian and a man he deserves great credit for thi- valuable account of life in the Far East. It has been the wish of this editor for years to renetrate Mexico, Centr i and South America afoot n horseback carrying the baggage by means of burros. I he splendid lee: ; • >n \rabi 1 1 y Ho n< r D ivenpo t only increases ou ambiiion, hut we must wait for anotner five years at least At any rite, its in alluring prospt cl to lo >k : : ■ ir Next to 1 man’s family, his persinal friends and hi» bu; iness, nothing should ar iuse his energies in its behalf mort thoroughly thin the town in which he lives. It is his home. What a really glo.ious spring it is, anyway. Tuesdiy, Marcii 29, is the day. Clean up! I Stayton Time Gird 5 : Beauty. The World as We Find It. F I R S T A U T 1CLL. H AT shall we do to kc«*|> the boys ou the farm?" he «Itilres «me anxious sister w ho has seven «laughters of marriageable age .......... . way we know of, sister, Is lo hitch them to the hog It o u s o with a log chain. \ This Is painful '''"'V. hut salutary, and fX Is ciileulMted to ffgmb) Christian Inspire r e s p e c t ''¿j' * Services : lie first and th ir d S undays for parental a u Kev S. K. C hilders, pastor. Preach thority. ing at II a. in. an d 8 p. in, Sunday No self respect school s i 10 a. in., Mrs. W H. Huh* ing farm er will son, s u p e rin t e n d e n t. Y. P. S. C. E. allow u bow leg at 7 :30 p m, S tep h e n Taylor, president g«*d, squat nosed, Radies Aid society nn*ets each W ed short tailed as th nesday at 2 30 p. in., Mr*, (jiih-k, p ri- matic rooster to woke him and ident. his family «very IIITCU TIIKU TO Tilt: h ot) ito m r day a t 3 a. tu. Methodist Thon» I» no with a high goer crow F irst Methodist Church, Stayton. Kev. n«*c«?SK|ty «>f it. Ju st pipe the roost F. Hall Reeves, pastor. Preaching ?r's crow through a four lie h exhaust first and third Sundays 11a. m ., and pipe and run It utalergrouu«! Into y«>ui every Sunday evening a t 7:30; S. S. neighbor's back yard. 10 a. in., A. D. Gardner, su p e rin ten dent; /Eons meet every Friday a t 7:30 N'ev«»r allow the hired man t>> rrn«l p. m. Epworth League 6:30 p. m. Shak«*s|>e:«re or t'srlyl«* while riding Methodist Episcopal services a t Me- the corn cultivator We knew a lilnsl Kama second and fourth Sundays 11 hand who devoured Kniersou's K* a. m ., a t Lyons same days 2:30 p. m. *ays" while thus <*ug»g>sl. and he In- m ine soobeortssl that the team b:n-k«s| ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦ ♦ •♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦« him Into a hartied wire f«*nce, tipping he lining from tils abdominal cavity. : U N IJE D T here is no beauty like th a t of per fect health, a due bearing and a keen btayion Intellect.—Strand Mugazine F u d d —This is a hard world. l»udd—And yet everybody is looking for soft places In It. By H.L. R a iin top» rlttlu.lOHlhy Ameri* <*« Preis A*e»MÌ»tl.»M STATES M A IL. iHIIVI. DKFART . T:00 a .in . 7:30 a m 'i:«m a rn p.m. „•:;*) p.m •1:4% p.n>. M ’lp.m. Turner, baleni. Horttau«! ,.,:.H) p.m. 7;:m a in 7 Ml) » .n i j .1) |i m I.von« aud Meliatna KlnuArcm. Am, a «’ . v.ooa.tn. *: 0 Ua.m irOQp.ru. 8:4.% p.m. Outgoing mali« tlofte l » m inute» f or«* llmt- e«f, exi ep t w h en mali »taire Ute Hour* ____ !» __ M'hislulC'i art- appruxiuia'« «mly,«I. jm - h Imt on w Calendar of Events Why not brighten tip the hennery with those lac« curtain» that have seen better days? Now Is n go*si lime l«> look over th«* rnlv es’ head* for wnrt.s If Him* Is Æ ? I l o certiî dm-tor In W J T the iielglih-irli"1 si remo* «• tin* w arts in , w i t h a draw (C.vNröl slmve. beginning 1 T_ TAX' lit the southwest y c o r t i e r of the wart and work lug due «*ast. If the calf Is lti<-lln- (si to I k * restive utnler Ihl» tr«*at meut, sisiihe her » Itb an ax helve lahl In inly a< r » t l„. ,,. ... | f aha tu »'o' î î in w a n t s î eco\. rs f r o m » m i a i»»AW«w*Tr llils treatment she will lit«- to Is* eight' year» ««Id, With all due r***pe t f- i wi-irer« of the cloth, we ml' Is«, against having a lack that entries nrotiml Indorsements from a minister <*l III«* We had a friend who (»night a Jack from a A balky hors«* is a trial In the home Many ease* are Incurable. while other« yield to mild and humane treatment, «ueb ns kicking the animal In the pit >f the stom ach with n liohnalltsl l> it. ilckllng his nostrils with a crowlutr stroking him gnitl* n r e r 1 1 •• «•«r . ( th in elm club, etc Th«* I t v v. •ver, la to rlt «piletlj In the bugg* . id read extcncts front the lxs>k of ,l >h while w aiting for the balkee to si ■ ot the chutes. Mme of »t«*" Mall Intenrt.-I for "Safety" expresses an idea. I t Isn’t arrival points U'jrotid town» bulinine«! ah «miti V the nam e of any place on earth.—E x reckoned ncrnrdln« lo route T he average so called It- ch •• r.> change. cure Is n rank frahd. ih-slgned tnefeiy to se p arate tin* farm er from !.I- England's King. ♦ cheek Wo have placed > it the in : T he king of England Is subject to ♦ tho only gonuitto rbolet t cure In > \ t all the laws of the land unless ex ♦* ettce. Here Is the pivseiiptl- i I r ♦ em pted by name. lay tit* hog gently on Ills l o in i |. Open Mouths. front parlor nml spray his » p .m . n It is said by anatom ists t h a t people 1910 A P R IL 1910 with lct*d ti'ti. This pro» ' >*s a «on hear b etter with their mouths open siiming thirst on tin* part of tin* - <1 SL74 MON tu x ’ wrt> THl l»l , » at th a n w ith them closed. era germs, m using the a to rl*** to tu«* 1 2 Leading H im On. 4 3 a O 7 8 O H e—Would yoyr mother let you go to th e th e a te r w ithout a chaperon? 1 O i l 12 13 14 16 16 She—Not unless I wns engaged. 1 7 î a 11 2 0 21 2 2 2 3 Food Requirements. 2-4 2 C» 2 6 2 7 2 8 2 0 3 0 On an average a man requires 1,000 “ j - ' pounds of food per annum , a woman 1,200 pounds an d a child 000 pounds. STAYTON. Mar. 25.—.Eons. A Wife. Benedict—Give me a few pointers on Mar. 25. — Bercan club. bow to m anage a wife, old chap. Mar. 26.—S tayton lodge No. 61, IOOF. Meeks—Can't. old boy, but I can Mar. 27.— 'unday school, 10 a. m. give you no end of advice ou how to i Mar.. 27. — wiseball meeting. lie managed by a wife so th a t you will Mar. 28.—Commercial club. Imagine you a re tho manager.—Brook ; Mar. 28.—S tayton camp, No. 51, W. lyn I.lfe. O. W. Hence the Yells. Mar. 28. Horseshoe camp No. 606, W. O. W. “W h a t happened In your tint last Mur. 29.— Stayton assembly No. 140, n ig h t’.- H ave a prixeUght?" United A rtisans. “Certainly not!” "B ut I heard sulslued yells, W hat Mar. 29.—E va lodge, U. o f R. w as pulled off?” surface, when they can I c a liv re Mar. 29.—L adies’ Im [ro v e m c n t Club. “A porous plaster, if you must Apr. 1. —Fire departm ent. moved w ith n pair «if pliers. This know.”—Washington Herald. trea tm e nt Is good only during tin* dog Apr. 1. —Board of Education. Apr. 5 .—City council; regular meeting. days, for cholera germs have no thirst Punishment. The F a th e r—Did inanima punish you | Apr. 6 . —Court Stayton, No. 71, F. d uring tho w inter months. of A. today. Tommie? After the hoy has worked <>n the T he Boy—Yes. sir. Apr. 14.—Good Luck circle 700, WOW. If rtn all sum m er for his board a nd "W h at «lid she <!o?" Apr. 16. Grange. "M ade ine stay in the house while Apr. 23.—S antiam lodge, No. 25, F. & 11 <*r.ills hand him 2d cents In > uric:: ji d send Mm to the county fair f > she w as taking her singing lesson!”— A. M. |t i « ding. T he uverage l.«>y r u n h a v e Yonkers Statesman. S U B L IM IT Y . egnlar F o u rth of Ju ly celebration «m She Capitulated. Mar. 28. C ourt Boniface, No. 140*1, C. • «-«lit::, and your generosity " ill cn O. F. Maud—Do you mean to tell me th a t I dear him to th e farm and -rive him ii LYONS you nml George are really engaged at I road. Iils*rnl outlook on Ilf«* Mar. 27. — M. E. church service. last? N O R T H S A N T IA M Mabel—Yes; lie had <|Uit spending »’onstnnt It *nder w ants to know if money on me, anil I thought I might Mar. 27. - S u n d a y school. 'th en - Is any way t j keep a suckling ns well let him propose.—Chicago T rib « 11 1f qtllet "liilo K IN G ST O N . une. tcnrhlng her how Mar. 27. -Church service. to drink »Uni Insulted. bili!, from a ten “ W h a t’s th a t prima donna nngry HOW CORRKHPONDENT8 STAND. «limit pall. Th«* ab out?” remedy Is Very “Oh, some well m eaning crlth* said î Impie; < Ir.isp I I k - she sa n g like n siren. T he only siren Rocky Poi it en If lirml ' b\ the she knows anything about Is the w his Sublimity t ill and nostrils, Falls tle they use on a steam boat.”—W a sh Silver Cr>* turn lier fih-e to ington Star. Mehama ward the setting Union Hill H i s Bold Bluff. stili and hit her Lyons Ja ck — Congratulate me. old man. iwh-e In succes Miss Fnsslclgh has made me happy Mt. Pleasant sion In the back for life. Soto 181 TfR.N OK 11 F a « t. to - of the head with Tom—Indeed! When Is the wedding Coon Hollow- 163 " ’Ai;i> Tttr. setting a meat ax. This to take place? j 6 j î ,ÜK’ t r e a t m e n t hits Triumph J a c k —Never. She refused me.—Lon j . () never been known to fall sin«-«« A.l.in, Shelburn don Telegraph. Klumb Iron’t slick up your nos«« at the King Good Point. Gooch 1,7 d rag It will mnke a sour road lo o k Patience—I u n dersta nd you have a Oak Grove 1«0 j sweet In les i tim e than any otli«*r tie- plane. Oak Glen 119 vice known to inn» The only older Patrice Yes; can yon hear It u p In Aumsville 111 lion to It Is (hat It Is b«, d a n d slut- your ap a rtm en t? Mill City is, pie. It ought to have thr«*<* or four tly “No, we cannot. I s u p p o s e there are Vi wheels, fifty or sixty coys nml a few other g>s>d points about It too.“ —Yon «.ingston Bunker Hill 6,- hundred coll springs attached to It kers Statesman. • Then If $285 f. o. b. I ’hlea;;«) were North Santinm l>j i charged for it It might come Into gen- Koren River ♦ . rill usi* As It Is, II Is haiulleiipp« «I I k •hcapties* Nob' d,( w ants a road dia .* which costs «inly a few board» off tin* buck fence, n ls.lt or tw o from tin* wlintmlll and a Ustful of sklumsl kum kles : L /il$T IRK A UKQT 1 h \ î sa a i\r ic wrtii S Mull IICHI NI-4 1 1 IH A •r;\zy in*»:î fr Wud» IVho s;ill«l timi lin* ) «îI ivii î1 01)1d il*«* 1lits Cl«1 ..... . U» il ml lu» le of «i Mi«««k ili'* ’I’ ill:in» 1 tu»il n il a lar ,*«* Il Oil ¿1« fniiill l »T u r*- k • ninli«*d ro.ul ii ami a h.i ir aiiii*Jé long N\ •• i ulJl‘1 « »1.«•r in it*t nur Ut tomy to t li»« tini r r u di nken «•orti «Lied* limi) ru- «• ili«« r«•tur;. ii« Iloti • f «î ¡»y v } Cil mill«« 1 A Illcli n u » un <* a •»jiU*t <-f ■ l«n-1« «*r’s l.niélly llr« "pile tit«- fa- t that tin- ureru g e p rea ch er «! -esn t know a J.i< L front a Ja> U|»>t. ">• noti- i- that when It colic s to a h"i'-c ir. >lt« In« can j - « in t rings ar> nml an) « tln-r chi-« of n y I'PIxelishlp T he pnictk .- of d. h -ruing a- usually « arri- I «-ut Is necdh-ssly cruel. Tin* l>< • t method Is to h a w the h'-rtts ex trn>-ted by n painless dentist, who will «Iraw ! Io-m while you " a l t a t $1 per horn The heifer which has Inhaled a couple of hags of ¡nugliltig gas w'hlle In th«* dentist - hair will never kl* k anybody’s front teeth loose again. Uvi-rv f irmcr * ogtit to hav e a str«'p for Ills «li- k h irr i" It Is m-at and In- «-Xpensli e and « b.-u hung In the p a r lor makes a nice «-runincut. We ali vi-«• a; Inst th>- i n - of the »elf »tr> p- i I It Is not pr i r t i il and Is lla’-le lo bleed the lilnsl man when III perfe-t health. 'I!*- ««.ir " h l ' l i persists In kicking tin- hind «inarlers off Its inoihei- ev««r- •lay <r two shoiiltl I» curried si ! I Ii n 2 In 12 scantling applied tie r o a r . • In- posterior or- ganWm b e f o r e every meal. A k h k l n g eoli can drive more men lo th e nearest sidooii hi pass Ing a g l' >-n isiliit than any other article of f u rn i ture on the farm One of our fi nan i» with a 2 iiy readers w rites to 12 sCA.vTi.iNu. ask If nnythlng • an lie done with Hie voire o f the f'-male guinea hen. W e think not, brother. It Is ns hopeless a proposi tion as the aiitiifi-tii* tenor and Just about as inusli-nl. T he b«-sl treatm ent Is to i-xtrnit the vnlc-o with a bread knife nml a pair of pipe tongs. When this is done thoroughly th e voice r a r e ly eoincs hack. Here is n little Hem which Is worthy of consideration If you are fattening cattle for market: J u s t before weigh ing In f«-«.,| a generous q u an tity of yeaat foam and dried apples. Be care ful not to overdo It, or tin* buyer may think yon have lieen en tertaining a n epidemic of dropsy.