The Stayton mail., June 12, 1908, Image 5

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Memory U on* of the mont iiwful
ami l«-nst trust worl liy of our faciliti«*.
The statement that nul I mu loo«*» ac-
mliul It w«-*-l, but I ban um «loot« o’
llvlty on Is-ating I iiih 1 m «- ii testcil by in« m ind!" nubi u cinuy 8<s>t«-hiiisn In
l ' r. H- 'V. Hrbmblt, who find« limi Ht ■ tI«- witness I mix . A wholesome charity
l.'uio ili>(rwn I!. 11 h .-ff.<rt* a re exactly ( for th«» mistakes of othorn wiih lea rimi
an ut onllmiry temperature.
by a certain w o iiih ii from her own ex­
Tin* making o f false gems nml tin- perience. Mhe wa« about to croaa the
<liM-lorliiK of oilier« wlileli lire reni, but continent for a three month«’ vl«lt.
slightly hlemlMhi-d, I iiih Is-cnm* u prie On the day of her departure «lie went
fessloil, mo widespread limi III Nome to the «iifety depowlt vault win-re «he
eountrleN the worker« of entire town« k«*pt her valuable«, and «aid to the
ilo not I i I iik el«e, KiiyN I'opulnr M««-ban- mniiHKcr that «he wanted ty take her
leM, which noe« on to explain bow ru­ box, with 11« content«, to her InwjVr’«
ble« h ml pink toptic are insnufseiured. offlee for an hour. Could he arrange
Kurroumleil by mi liiimen«e wall of that for her? The manager ««nented,
Ilf H to III feel tlllek. II lire III n UV«*- mid wrapped the Imx In n new«paper,
atory bulblliiK In Troy, N. Y., Illliil with that It might make an IncoiiMplcuou«
bilie« of rottoli wiiHte, i|elb«l the effort« bundle.
The day pawned and the woman did
of the Fire I »epurimerit to extinguish
not
return. The next morning. Inquiry
It for «eventy «-Ight days, nml on the
lint day took n combined force of flf- revealed the fnrt that «he had gone on
teen at ream« of water to quench the her Journey. The manager waa curlou«
enough to a«k her lawyer If he knew
fi unica.
anything slsiut the I mix .
IM iiiin have often ls«-n tonde, «a y «
“Hhc left I m re Intending to take It
t'annlcr'« Magazine, to ilerelop the |«iw
directly
to you,” mild the lawyer.
••r of the tide«, but In nio«t oh « on th«-««-
That
waa
enough to Justify a tele­
have fulled of eommereliil «nee«-««. Now
however, a |iroJect 1« well advanced to gram, a« soon a« the woman had rench
glowed In the deep blue of each fra
grunt messenger. Hut, gradou« alive
who want« to be that nowadays?
“Violets? Hear me! Iion’t get those,”
said the florist with a prescient glance
like an up-to-date Sybil with a fat bunk
account. "They're way out of style.
No one ever buy« violet« any more!]
They're t<«> little, t«M» modest,” «he!
|«dnted to a few meager tiouquet« that I
looked very imMlest Indeed, drooping ov
" I understand the new ruagurlne has
their wilted stem«.
a
high standard.” “ Indeed It has. It
’They're not half ahowy enough, not
quite correct,” «he beamed, with defl went up y«sater«lay.”— Atlanta Constitu­
nlte finality, “anil one might Juat as tion.
well U- out of the world as out of the | K«*ld— What kind o f a machine have
style, you know.
Of course they're you got now? Greene— A runabout; It
sweet and pretty and fragrant, and all will run about a block, and then stop.
that,’’ «be said, giving them a vigorous —Yonkers Statesman.
shake, as though they needed a course
Authoress— I ’m very happy In my
In gymnastics. "Hut who wants any­ uiarrl«.«] Jlfe. I find iny husband «uch
thing like that, Indeed?
a help.
Friend— Ind«*«l!
Im*-« he
“Oh, yes, sometimes some men. the cook, or write?— Fllegende Blaetter.
old fashioned kind, that wear ullk hats
"Maude was afraid the girls wouldn’t
and say ‘thank you,’ occasionally buy notice her engagement ring.”
"Did
them, and then, too, when a girl la In they?” “ Did they! Hix o f tjjem rec­
mourning and can't wear anything ognized It at once.” — Cleveland Plain
else, there Is u slight demand, hut to Dealer.
«end violet« to a girl"— she held up her
“ I hear yer frien’ Tam son's marrlet
hand« In horror.
again." ’’Ay«-, is* he 1«. He’s tsren a
“Why, I nin sure «he'd give them to
d«-ar frien’ tae me. He’s cost me three
the cook.”
weddln’ presents an’ twa wreaths.” —
“Well, what do they like?” I asked.
Ixmdon Tlt-BIta.
For answer I was treated to a glance
"Is your husband voracious In his
that would have Is-eri a credit to an
apiM-tlte, madam?” “ I can’t say as he
emigrant Inspector.
la. doctor. He'll eat ariythink and ev-
“ I,Ike?" ech'ied sharp-eyed
Sybil.
erythlnk ns long as there's ariythink
"Why, anything that «tnnds out, shows
off; lets everybody know that you’re to eat.” — Baltimore American.
He— I f you refuse me I shall go out
wearing them. sj>enks for themselves;
and hang myself to the lamp-post In
that's what they want.”
She swept by a bower of roaea, dusky front o f your bouse. She— Now, G«-orge,
with velvet beauty, and pointed to a you know father said he wouldn’t have
you hanging around here.— Life.
great |sitch of gaudy orchids.
"E ver seen Congress In session?”
’T h ere ! there!”
she
exclaimed.
‘Tlm t’« the kind that makes the hit; “ So," replleil Farmer Coboss, “ hut I
Just hs>k at them. There won’t be one know how It looks. I hev a hired man
left after the bnll to-night. Of course. who klu git as busy doing nothin' as
I’ll have to fall back on the roses to anything on earth.” — Washington Her­
ald.
lui me«« the power of the tide« on the|-d ,“' r d' ^ ,',*t,«n. idx day« later. Tel
count of Malm*. A company ha« I mum I ■-grain : "Where did you put your «nf*'
ty <|e|«i«l t I mix ?" Answer:
“In the
<«1 land un elther «Ide of Hack May, In
vault where It belonged.” T«-l«*grnin:
l'ortland, wbere It 1« nntlclpated a fi­
"It U not there. Iteturn at once.”
dai power |>liiut wlll !«• located capatile
Another week ( mikm « ! In wretch««!
of developlng at leu«t 25,0»*' hofae-|«iw-
« unim - iinc for everyone concerned. When
er, or emiugh to run all thè electrtc
the woman arrived, «he wrh In a «late
»•ara, tight« and cugine« In thè city.
of nervoua rage, ami ready to accuse
The thlnl re|«irt of thè gun cugine re- the official« of every crime In the cal­
«earch i-umiiilti««- of thè liiMtltutlon of endar. She declared «lie had driven
Meehanlcal Knglnccr« In London re­ «tralght from her lawyer to the vault.
cord« Home ex|M*rllnclitH wlileli are re- The manager had himself let her In,
gardcil a« «howlng tlint thè hlghe«t and talked with her. Her atory was
economy Is obtained with comparative- complete In all It« details.
Hut the
ly low maximum temperature.
The
Implication I m that gas engines should
FRENCH M AK E MONEY R E A R IN G ANGORA RABBITS.
I«* subjected not only to lower pres­
sures. hut to lower t«*ui|*-rature«. Thus.
It Is said, many dlllh-ultles that arise
In large engine« where charge« of rb-h
ga« are iiNcd might be avoided, and
the maximum preasure kept down to
quite renaouahl«* limit«.
If eon«truet-
ed to work only with moderate pres­
sure« and teiii|«-riilures, the whole of
the working parts might I m - very uiu<-h
lightened.
Mr. Newlywed— But, my love, why
are you weeping?
Mrs. Newlywed—
Oh, John! John! I Just peeped into
the kitchen and saw that cook has
on ht-r traveling gown. — Harper’s
Weekly.
“ I want a man to do odd jobs about
the house, run on errands, one that
never answers back and is always ready
to do my bidding.” “ You're looking for
a husband, ma'am, not a man.” — The
Jewish I>edger.
SOMETHING FOB EVERYBODY
Dej*>slt* In the |M>atnl savings Imnks
i t J.'t|M«n now exceed $45/*X>,0<)0.
Manchuria already reeelv«-s 1,000 ca­
ble menang««« a «lay from Japan. The
ilonbllng of the cable« Is probable.
John Burr;s I «aid to haw- the Is-si
working library of any member of the
English House of Parliament.
Belgium Is now Importing yearly
about $ 1 / 100 ,000 worth of automobiles,
motor-cycles and bicycles.
The
lrn-
|M>rts have qiuwlrtipl««! In four yearn.
In the last eight years the three
great Iron countries have produced
810,300,000 tons of pig Iron, of which
over half has «-ome out of the Fnlted
Stut«-s.
In the Slavonic section of the New
York public library th«-re are 8,.127
roluuM-s and a very large proportion of
- the ItiiKsian miders wl«*et lss>ks of
social and governmental subjects.
There are now not far from 60/XX:
miles of railroad under bh«-k signal op­
eration, nearly 10,000 miles of which
have been a tided within a year and a
. half. All of this mileage is distribute«]
; among eighty-four <liffer«-nt systems.
Emigration to Canada from the 1'nl-
t«-«l States In January and February In
er«-MH*-«l 0| per <«-nt. while foreign emi­
grants arriving at Canadian i«»rts de
I ereas««! :x> j»er rent. Over IJX i O Ameri­
can H*-ttl«-rs reneh««! Saskatchewan on
March 10.
Mrs. Kate Itouglas Wiggln has beer
j nominated as an honorary steward of
the anniversary dinner of the Royal
Literary Fund in I»ndon. Lord T«-nny
son Is the president of the society. Kud-
yard Kipling, who will preside at th*
dinner, has aske«l Mr*. Wiggin to re
spond to a toast.
I
An Eskimo will «levour greedily
twenty |«>unds o f meat a day. A Rus­
sian Tartar will eat in twenty-four
hours forty [«miids. Captain Cochrane
mentions a Tartar who consumed in
, that time the bind quarters of a large
' ox. twenty pounds o f fat and a pro-
I«>rtionate quantity of melted butter
for «Irlnk. Three o f his trib**— the Y’a-
kuti think nothing of [stlishing off a
reindeer at a meal.— New York I’n-ss.
President F«iuse. of the Fidelity Mu­
tual Life Insurance Company, calls at­
H
i
Tragerdy—
Yes,
we
opened
In
Osh­
or a gas, through a membrane. S o m e ­
tention in his annual adtlress to the
COM HI NO I I IK II AIK, PIC K IN G IT. AND PACKING FOR MARKET,
kosh. I mi we Comerdy— And what did
time« medicine« are administered In
vast extent of the life insurance busi-
Thrifty French men and women make tidy huiuh of money rearing An­ your audience think of your "H am ­
thin way. Hut how far we are from
n«-ss in this country, by conqiaring It
gora
rabbit«,
and
selling
their
linlr
or
fleece,
which
is
woven
Into
a
superior
let?”
Ill
Tragerdy—
W
ey—
er—
he
went
understanding the detail« of till« sule
with the banking business. The 0.544
Jeet a« relnt««! to the hiinuili t««ly 1« quality of cloth much like «Ilk, and Is worn next the skin by those aflllcted out before I had n chance to ask him. national and 11.852 State, private and
with rheumatism, who «ay they derive beneficial result«. The better the — Philadelphia Press.
Indicated by «nine recent ex|«-rliiientN
savings banks and trust conipnnl«-*
“ Cheer up, old man," said the consol­ have an aggregate capital an«l surplus
of Prof. I . o i i l « Kiitilenl«-rg.
All at­ animal Is nourished and cared for, the longer, finer and thicker 1« the hair.
tempt« to liitr<«lu(*» lithium salt« Into The rabbit« are also consumed for f««Ml. It Is said that with proper care ing friend. “ You know love laughs at of $3,000.01X1/*¡6. and deposits of $13,-
“ Yes. I know,” replied 000,000/ mxi .
the ayatem by absorption through the each rabbit may Is- made to yield a net profit of three dollars a year, and locksmiths.'’
Ninety-three
insurance
the occupation Is very pleasant.
«kin have failed, and yet tlie « n i n e
the dejected lover.
"But her father companies have admitted assets of over
ain't a locksmith; he's a boilermaker.” $3.000,0ou,000 and insurance in force
salts make their way readily through
the mucoua metnhrnue. When the f««*t records of the <l«-i«>*it company did not help out. but It'll be those bright on«* — Detroit Free Press.
amounting to $14,000.000,000.
tire «oaked In ii s o l u t i o n of hydrochlo­ substantiate It. Thnt cast doubt enough th«-r«-." she pointed to a crimson blot
H e— So your father thought I want­
There is a possibility that the Episco
ric. or sulphuric, acid, an alkaline re on It so thnt It soi-med worth while staining some snow-white hyacinths in' ed to marry you for your money. What
pal church will s*«»n have three broth­
« c t l o i i quickly takes pla<-e Internally. to bs>k up the cabman who hnd driven the case beyond. “You know,” she con­ did you say?
She— I persuaded him
ers as mend« rs of th«* bishopric.
Hut citric add rofUHCH to act the same »he woman on that fateful day.
fided, T do bflleve some girls would that you didn't, and then he said If
lie was found. He remembered the wear sunflowers If they were only fash thnt was the case you didn't have any The Right Reverend Dr. William
way, although both of the««- a d d « have
( Paret, bishop of
Maryland.
1 m *-
circumstance
well.
a similar effect when taken through th<-
lonable. Those chrysanthemums and sense.— The Jewish Ledger.
! caus«- of advancing years and failing
Had Is- any rei-olleetlon of Stopping bright flowers do make an awful hit, i
digestive tract.
Sulphuric acid. then,
“ W illie, did you put your nickel In
has quite a different phy«lologlciil ef­ anywhere els«-? Scratching his grlxr.led and rs for orchids”— I followed her the contribution box in Sunday school strength, has ask««l his «lioc»*se to el««*t
n coadjutor and has called a sis-ctal
fect when It enters through the skin head, he slowly retraced the course, forefinger trying to And some mythical
to-day?”
"No, mamma! I ast Eddy
Instead of through the mouth. I.lvlug and then «aid, "Why. yes! We stop;**! meaning other than a loud plea for Lake, the preacher's son, i f I couldn’t conv«-ntion to ch<«»se the priest to be
el«*vnti*«l to the episrepnte.
Several
membra n«-s act differently with rt-gard at the bakes hop <iti the corner of 3d dollars and cvnts. ‘Those, of course,
k«-ep It an’ spend it for candy, an' he clergymen have t««-n mentioned for the
to osmimls from dead ou«*a. an«’) til«* i str«-et, and you went In!
are most exjM-nsIve, and therefore best gave me permission."— Denver News.
honor, among them Is-ing the Rev. Dr.
same tnerabrnni-a which la-have alike • Here was the clew. A hasty visit to of all."
"Young
man."
said
the
pompous
in­
Arthur B. Kinsolving, rector of
St.
with regard to som«* auhataiu-«-« hehav«- the bakery revealed the newspaper bun-
l°lets," she shook her head, "beau­
very differently from on«* another with ‘he tucked away «»n a high shelf, with tiful and fragrant and tenderly sincere. dividual, “ I did not always have this Paul's church. Baltimore, who is said
regard to other substances.
Its precious
eont«*nts undisturbed. If you like, but old-fashioned, dread­ carriage. When I first started in life to stand, a g<«>d chance of el«*ction One
I had to walk.”
"You were lucky.” of Dr. Kinsolving's brother* is bishop
There It hnd sto««! for a fortnight,
fully old-fashioned. nn«I not even to be chuckled the youth. "When I first
of Texas and another is the head of
while a woman nnd a half-dozen men consider«*!, you know.”
Her Karr *|»<>kr fur lla rlf.
started In life 1 couldn't walk.” — The the «llorese of Southern Brazil.
were staying awake by night nnd fret­
Catholic News.
ting by day, accusing ench other of
In a rerent trial a San Francisco
Storx o f K W ar Trophy.
lying nml sh-nllrig, nil breause one
Nell— He doesn't know anything judge nnulc arithmetic a test of mental
Hose Garth, of Clinton, probably
woman’s Intention got ahend of her
about the little uieetles o f paying at­ souiuluess. But if this* test had been
performance and Imprinted a lie on made the first corn sheller used in Mis­ tention to a girl. Belle— Why, 1 saw applied to certain great
men they
Fifty yea rs ago, in 1858, he him typing your shoestring.
the tablets of her memory.— Youth's souri.
Nell— would l«*-n declared itnlH-cil«-*. D«\m
devised one from wateronk plank and Y e s ; but he tied it in a double knot, so
Companion.
tenpenny nails. He used It on his farm It couldn't come untied again.— Phila­ Stanley, for one. would have I h - cii sot
down as Iio(«*!«-*« had he l**en judg««l
until 1861, z lien Price s men caine
delphia Record.
NO LONGER LOVED.
by his incapacity to do a sum In simple
through there, saw it was a g(«Ml thing
“ What you want Is a stenographer addition or multiplication. Had Keble,
and took it down to Jackson’s mill,
who Is rapid and absolutely accurate.” writer of famous hymns, depend««! up­
V i o l e t s P u r c h a s e d O n l y l»x O l d - P a a h -
where It was used to shell the corn
Innrd M en W h o Sax “ T h a n k Y o n .”
‘‘W ell,’’ answered Mr. Bligglns, “ rapid­ on his arithmetic Oxferd would not
which was ground Into meal for Con­
If a straw may show which way the federate soldiers. The old corn shelter ity Is all right, but as to accuracy— long have known him. When bursar he
wind blows, say« a well-known news­ was lost track of for a number of well, I don’t want to be held down found, to his horror, that certain ac­
paper writer, then a violet may also years by Its maker, but afterward he itrletly to my own Ideas o f grammar.” counts came out nearly $10,(XX> to the
tmd. In vain did the l«-nrn««l and pious
serve as a vane to Indicate the panting was Informed that It was being pre­ —Washington Star.
Miss Cutting— I see by the paper men of the college go over the figures
zephyrs of society.
served at Washington among other cu­
In the present vanishing of the violet, rious trophies captured from the South. that all the swell set was at the As­ with him. Not until an expert was
sembly ball last night. Miss McBluff— summon««! was It dlscoverel thnt Ke­
there Is no better Indicator of this radi­ — Clinton Democrat.
Yes; I expected to be there, but was ble. In casting up a column, hnd ndd-
cal change between the woman our
prevented—
Miss Cutting— The Idea! ««I the date of the year to the colleges
father« used to call "mother” as she
S till Bitter.
I hope the doorkeeper wasn’t rough debts.
stitched and sewed and smiled upon
“Well,” said he, anxious to patch
her little brood. supremely happy with up their quarrel of yesterday, "aren't with you, dear.—Catholic Standard and
“I know where $3,000,000 In cash 1 lew
“Yes. my dear though you’d never . the ^ „ e t of vloleta that sometimes
Times.
suspe«-t It. I use«l to he a reigning |
hpr gown nnfl the sn]art u^ t(v you curloua to know what's In this i Tommy— Do you believe it Is fortu­ conceal««!,” said a New York lawyer.
package;”
“Tills vast sum lies concealed In the !n-
belle."
nate to be the seventh son? Mickey—
date Mra H.
"Not very.” replied the still bellig­
' side vest ¡«s-ket of the 30,000 automo-
"And why «11«! you abdicate?”
S a w ! I’m the seventh son. Tommy—
Formerly when flowers were dlatlnct- erent wife. Indifferently.
billsts of New York State. Each man
‘That Is a strange qm-stlon to ask
But the fortune tellers say the seventh
Iy
emblematic,
deep
with
eaoterlc
me to my tuce."
"Well, It'a something for the one I
carrt«*« $100 of It In one crisp note,
■on has all kinds of luck handed down
meaning, there waa no greater compli­ love beat In all the world.”
ready to be {« I d out In a fine. If he
to him.
Mickey— H u h ! All I have
A N e w P ro fession .
ment than to be presented with a bunch
“A h ! I suppose It's those suspen­
should be arrested for speeding. Fine*,
It Is said that a hoy haa been placed of vloleta. Poets the world over, since ders you said you needed.”— The Cath­ handed down to me la me alx brothers’ though, don’t appear to stop speeding.”
r>ld clothe«.— Chicago New*.
In a chlmpanz«>e’a cage In the Copen­ Adam delved and Eve went vlolettng, olic Standard and Times.
he continued. “Perhaps the rich auto-
First Gentleman (entering the apart­
hagen z«x>, In onler to entertain that have rhapaodled over the womanly sig­
mobllist regards them much as the Sua-
ment of second gentleman)— About s stan wood thief did. The thief was ar­
nificance of Its qnlet fragrance. From
Is O a a r M
T m m .
society loving animal.
pear ago you challenged me to fight rested. The magistrate said to him.
Thla mission of being a Little Broth­ first reader dlttlea about the "mosey
Rtchnn— Money talks, you know.
Second Gentleman (sternly) —
er to the Monkey Tribe Is not one that dell where the humble violets grew,”
Poo run— Yes, I know ; but when it t duel
’You are brought up on the charge of
1
did,
sir.
First Gentleman— And I stealing wood. This charge has been
to
Napoleon's
eloquent
trtbnte
as
he
would appeal to many boya.—Cleve­
converses with me It never speaks
told yon that I had Just got married,
plucked It aa the springtime emblem of above a whlaper.”— Illustrated Bits.
land Plain Dealer.
proved against you. But you are old
and I did not care to risk my life nnd poor and you ahall be let off this
hla return from Elba, and also of Jo­
Second Gentleman time. Only don’t do It again.' ‘Non­
Even Solomon, with all hla wisdom, sephine's devotion, everywhere from
After an affecting scene st s play it any hazard.
First sense!* retorted the thief. ’I/ct us not
never swveeiled In handing friendly garret to throne. It has nodded Its low­ the men ail blow their noses vigorous­ (haughtily)— I remember, sir.
advice to a woman.
ly head, with a success undreamed of ly, nnd the women pst their eyes, A 3entlem«n (bitterly)— Well, my feel­ have any false sentimentality here. I
by haughty garden beauties. Modesty, man’s wnsy at crying Is to Mow Mr ings have changed; any time you want steal my wood. I pay my fine, and
Race horaea and watebea ahould go
to fight, let me know.— Hu mas Life«
Innate gentility — these
there's an end ot I t ’ ”
tor all they are worth.
O hiuoh I m I s the pa«sage of a liquid,