The Stayton mail., May 29, 1908, Image 5

Huw Ho CiJ il.
“ When I wm con net t i-d with a <-er
Inin western rullwn;.." suya a proml
ill-lit official of an ranttrii Hue. "we
hail la mir «•nipt»}' a hru kennt u who
for «pecln I service remitted to Hie
roail, warn irrn ii I om I n mouth'« vacation
"III' (let'll toil to Mp4* ni I hH timo In n
trlji over the Ruckles
We furnished
him with passes
•’ l l « wont to Deliver mul I hero mot
a iiiiinlior of liI m frlomlH ill woil« on one
of the Collimilo ronilK They gave him
a ifoial time ami when ho wool away
made him n present of a mountain
goat.
“ Evidently our hrnkt-iuan waa at a
lima to not the nninnil homo with hlln.
aa the oxproaa charge« wore very
heavy at that time. Filially, however,
hitttuie Upon a happy expedient, ho
minio out a shipping tan ami Hod It to
the lioraa of the goat. Thou ho pro-
M'litod the honat to the ottloe of the
tdoelc oar lino.
“ Well, that tnn created no end of
aiiiuaoment. hut It aerveil to accolli-
pllali the olid of the lirakouiiiu It waa
ItiHcrlla-d a a follows:
* 'Tloaae pnaa the butter. Thomas J
Mooch In. hrakoninn, H. H und T. Ity.” ’
— Harper'« Weekly
Ant Merchant«.
Ant morchiinta, clad In leather tin
derwonr. are to In* found In Faria,
l/oudon and aevoral other European
«•Ith-a
Wherever plionaiiuta are pro-
aerved the ant merohaut 1« In demand
It la not. however, nnta, hut the cute*
of nuta, that the man chiefly ilonla In
From every part of Europe uuta nre
ahip|Hi| to him, and ho keepa them In
uut run» place« aluillar In their nature
to chicken ruua and ho feeds and
tend« them carefully, ho that their
hoaltb will keep fine and they will lay
tteuerouBly
The eggs ho pneka III Wiaaton Iwixoa
and ahipM to various oarla, dukon.
count a and other gnine preserve« In
•llfToront parta of the world And the
nnta thomaolvoa ho ala.va aa a<a>n a«
they eoaao to lay. pre»«lng them and
selling them In black lilis-k« similar
to plug tobacco to dealers In hlrda and
bird food.
It D Interesting to la* an nut mer­
chant, hut leather underwear la chkoii -
tin I I«» the business. us the little cron-
turoa hlte unmercifully.—New Orleans
Timea Democrat
Iflef' Hie "Treflcle" nihle. "fa Uii.-ro 'bd
•treacle’ llialiii) In Gilead?" tho "Vln-
•’W
HIMr. "the para hie of ths 'vine*
r-ir
c.lm-yardi: the "Hug" lllble,
"thou ahull not be afraid of ‘bugs*
f hoglesi hy night;" the "Breeches" HI-
•»I**, ‘•hey sewetl llg leuves together
and made themaelve« 'breeches;'H the
"Id le” Hlble. "woe to tho ‘Idle’ ” (Idol),
ami l.nally the "Wooden 1^-g" Twits-
lucid, h o called from the frontispiece
depleting Katun limping with a wooden
leg
A Lesion In Grammar.
In n certain mountainous region the
teachers are appointed with little ques­
tion com-crulng tlielr grammatical
orthodoxy
Occasionally, however, a
wave of sch'Mil reform sweeps through
the valleys, and undesired examina­
tions are thrust upon cuiharrusned ped­
agogues
It was during one of theae periods of
Intellectmd discomfort thut the follow­
ing sentence waa given: "The bird
flew over th house.” Accompanying
ll was the «piery, "Is -flew' a regular
or an Irregular verb?"
One teacher ufter another ahook bis
head hopelessly despite the slow,
thought Inspiring fnahloti In which the
examiner repeated the perplexing fact
that "The - bird — flew over — the —
house."
Finally a man roae In the rear, and,
with Hie assurance of one who puts
his *rii“t In logic Hiid a practical knowl­
edge of natural history, he volunteered
a solution Halil he;
“ If that bird which flew over the
house was a wild goose, It went In a
straight, regular Hue, so the verb Is
regular
Hut If It was a peckwood
that flew over the house, then It went
In a crooked, zigzag line, and so the
verb Is Irregular.”
All hut the grnmmar hound exam­
iner were antlatied with this sensible
■lid rational explanation — Youth's
Companion
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tho only salmon stream
on Pacific Coast where
M erciless F iihwheei *
are permitted. HiIX 332
now before the public
W ill C orrect T his
Four year* ago haL h* rn-» in Upper
Columbia caught over - 4 0 .ono salmon
T min* 1
r. .
✓ U _ 1 cache* hatcheries and tiny ire *11 closed.
K.
Tim . *11 of the Upper Columbia natural
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«pawning ground» are barren.
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CCCHAANAN M AA 0*AT
This picture shows the Loxn le ad , extending into river, right np to falls, and
the Hire« upper most f is iiw h k k u . The* - cat « ii a l l tu b salmon ascending to
spawning grounds. T o save the C olu m bia .Salinoli V o te 3 3 2 , Y es, an d M iti, N o
Peculiarity of Madness.
Who can toll why it Is that In mail-
houses the idea of suliordlnatlon Is
very seldom to Ira found? Bedlam Is
Inhabited only hy kings, poets and
philosophers.—Medorn Messenger.
KING LO V ELA CE
Human deeds and human lives are
never understood until they are finish­
ed. You can no more till In advance
how manho«Ml will turn out than bow
a young child will grow up.
In the stud 1908, S T A Y T O N , Mondays, Tuesdays and
Wednesdays: S A L E M , Club Stable, Thursdays, Fridays and
Saturdays.
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have heart tmuble when the fact is
thut Hu- who trouble lies in the «torn*
ache. The (rains in the side around
the region of the heart nre not neces­
sarily heart trouble. We suggest that
you start with the stomach and when
ever you feel a depression after eating
or whenever your fissl seems to iihu -
seate take Kodol.
It will not he very
long until all these "heart pains’’ will
iliaap|>ear. Take Kislol now and until
you know you are right again. There
isn’t any doubt alauit what it will do
ami you will find the truth of this
statement verified after yon have used
Kodol for a few weeks. It is sold here
hy Htayton Pharmacy.
Full brother to Lord Lovelace 2:10.
L . L . THOMAS, Stayton.
W . G. C L E V E L A N D , Caretaker.
Artistic Slips.
It Is n frequent matter of lament»
Hon on the pnrt of nrtlata that one of
their number inny spend genius and
time on a pleee of work, only to fall
conspicuously In small detail.
There la h story that one Hoy a I aende-
mlclnn gave a hand flve lingers and n
thumb ami that another painted a live
lobster bright red-
The clover (imalall bad tieen engaged
In
painting a nuuilier of Intxirers drag­
Kugciie i» boosting to become the
Coincidence,
ging
a hug- atone ncrosa the desert
The at range tdory told l»x u default­
second city in Oregon, and bids fair to
ing debtor of I i I h being recognised after when a mnn of science entering the succeed.
he had l»con for ali yonra trying to studio auid to him: "I say. Coodall, If
Mr. John Riha, of Vining, la., says,
live down the past la not mo atrungo a yon want those fellows to pull that
“ I huve been selling DeWitts Kidney
story aa otto which «-nine within the stone you must double their number.
and Bladder Pills for about a year and
ken of Professor Jowott. A g<aal man It would require Just twice as many
they give better satisfaction than any
wont w rong, wns caught nud aentem-ed for the task.”
pill I ever sold. There are a dozen
But
It
la
not
modern
painters
nlone
at Liverpool to lni|irlMonmoat. After
who allp up on points of nccuracy. |KM>ple here who have used them and
the «Inner had aerved hla terra Jowott
they give jxrfect satisfaction in every i
nud othora hdp«s| him. and ho obtained Even Albrecht Durur In a scene repre­
senting Peter denying Christ painted case. I have used them myself with
a colonial editorship where hla pant
ono of th«' Itomau soldiers In the act of line results" Hold by Htaytou Phur. j
was unknown. Hu did well; was a
snmklng Turner put a ralnliow be­
now- man «»tie day a tornado awopt
Many German families are moving
side the sun. nud In another picture he
off the naif o f hla office. Under the
into
the Grand Konde country.
got fearfully tnngled In the ahlp's rig­
roof was discovered a hutch of old
ging Chicago Itecord-IIernld.
ICugllah papera which had been placed
The trouble with most cough cures
is that they constipate. Kennedy’s
there ami forgotten after the mail had
Fixing s Photografter.
brought them lie act memla-rs of Ida
Laxative Cough Syrup does not con­
Senator Stone of Missouri on^e made stipate, hut on the other hand its lax
Muff to work to get out of the derellcta
anything which might I k * Interesting himself unpopular with a certain pho­ itive priciples gently move the bowels.
enough to print The flrat thing that tographer. The latter Individual ap­ It is pleasant to take and it is especial­
they found was u full report of the peared nt the senator's room at the ly recommended for children, as it
trini and conviction of the man him­ caplfol and announced that he was tastes nearly as good as maple sugar.
there to take n picture. Stone expostu­ Sold by Stayton Pharmacy.
self. their editor, nt Liverpool nil thoso
lated, hut In vain. A few days later
years liefore.—Bt Jninc»' Gazette.
the photographer again nppeared and
Much building is going on in Cor­
presented the pictures and nlso a bill vallis.
Pent* and Trcuxers.
for $10. Remembering how hopeless
Everybody talks well when ho talks
was hla argument agnlnst having the
When you think of Indigestion
CArc/mi-
In the way he likes, the way ho can’t
picture taken. Senator Stone decided it think of Kodol, for it is without doubt
help, the way he never thinks of. The
would be still more useless for him to the only preparation that completely
rest Is ctTort nml pretense. The mnn
decline to pay for them. So he wrote a digests all classes of food And that is
who says "trousers" la-cnuae be likes
check. After the man’s name was on what you need when you have indi­
to any It nml the man who sn.va "punts''
the check he wrote the word "Photo- gestion or stomach trouble-something
The personal recommendations of people who
because lie likes to aay It nre Ixith
that will act promptly but thoroughly:
grafter.”
good fellows with whom n frank soul
When the mnn presented the check ponu-tliiug that will get right at the have been cured of coughs and colds by Cham­
could fraternize, but the man who trays
nt the senate disbursing office for pay­ trouble and do the very work itself for
berlain’s Cough Remedy have done more than all
''troiiaors’' when he wants to any
ment, lie was required to Indorse the the stomach hv digesting the food that
"joint«" Is n craven nml n truckler,
check and write after his name. Just yon eat and that Is Kodol It is pleas­ else to make it a staple article of trade and com ­
equally hateful to honest culture and
as It waa written on tho face of the ant to take
It is sold hy Stayton
wholesome Ignorance He lielongs 111
chock, the word "Photo-grafter."—S t Pharmacy.
merce over a large part of the civilized world.
the same sordid category with the mnn
Louis Republic.
who wears tight shoes and high col­
A N IN S T A N C E .
lars that are a torment to the flesh,
The Doctor at 8«a.
win» eats olives that he doesn't relish
Lucy Suddreth, of Lenoir, N. C., had been troubled with
A veteran nnval surgeon, speaking of
and drinks uncongenial clnrets In Imi­
a
very bad cough for over a year. She says : “ A friend
tation of hla gciilfi-l neighbor In the the odd things that crop out In the
bought a bottle of C h a m b e r l a in ' s C ough R e m e d y ,
service,
snlil
that
one
of
the
younger
brownstonc front.—Atlantic.
Setting buggy tires ......... $2 50
brought it to me and insisted that I should take it. I did
medical «-ranks In the navy discovered
too
"
1| iu. wagon tires.
so and to my surprise it helped me. Four bottles of it
much
virtue
In
sea
water,
and
no
mat­
Book Evolution.
"
2 in.
•*
"
. . 200
cured me of my cough.’ ’
"Books" have progressed from the ter what «lisense came on his first ac­
••
3 in.
“
“ . .. 3(H
)
days when they were only wooden rods tion was to throw down the patient's
I
can
lMve
you
$1
to
$3
on
new
tires.
F O R S A L E B Y B R E W E R D R U G CO .
or hits of bark
For the derivation j throat n large dose of the nauseating
I guarantee every hit of work that
which connect» "Iwok" directly with | liquid. The crew soon lennuMl to hate
goes out of my shop.
Let me shoe
"tieech." laith having l»een “ lax?" In him thoroughly In proccsa of time he
your
lame
horses
and
I
will
guarantee
Anglo-Saxon. Is the favorite one fell overhonrd In a choppy sea. and a
to put. good feet on them at a rmson-
great
hustle
ensued.
In
the
midst
of
It
"Buchatnlieri." the Herman word for
ahle price.
letters of the alphabet, means literally the captain came up and anxiously In- j
qulred
the
cause.
"Oh.
nothing,
sir.”
,
T h e N e w Brick Shop.
"Ileech staves." Many bonk words g>
replied
a
tnr.
"only
the
doctor
has
fell
hack to i ii H i vegetable origin
l he
H . I. M U T C H L E R .
Lathi ■ liber" it : >o’:. whence comes Into his medicine cheat!”
our -!l rai; " vns projivrl.v Hie Inner
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Imrk or rlml of n tree, especially of
pap- rus The Orcek "billion.** whence
I I R EAG II E li T H E SPOT.
Our Guarantee Coupon
• Bible" and -bibliophile." meant much
Mr E. Huniplirey, w I i i . i '- m i . a largt-|
If. after mine two-third« of a li.oo bottle of
the smile thing
A "codex" was a generai storo ut Omega, O , and i-
Kodol. yon can honestly say it has not bene­
P?* - ^
ir a
fited yon, we wilt refund your money. Try
block of wood, and "leaf" Is obvious.
president of thè Adams Cmiuiy Tele-
^ .B Y ^
Kodol today on this enarantee. Fill ont and
GPL A T E * for
sien
the
fnllowinc.
present
it
to
the
dealer
at
pilone Go, ns well as ni thè Home
th- time of purchase. If it fails to satisfy you
A : IflfA i
Tcleplmne Go., ni l'iko Gonnty, O ,
return the bottle containing one-third of the
Bible Blunders
medicine to the dealer from whom you bought
Home curious errors have crept Into «nys of 1 >r. Kiugs New Di-rovery: " I l 57fi Imperial Octave Pag s. 2-1 H ii -
it. and we will refund your money.
P H L Ü â T « \ T fO N à
perh Engravings form photographs
snvcd
my
life
once.
Ai
leasl
I
iliiuk
the Hlble at various limes, giving .
T—
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taken hy Go|. Bryan.
~ ÎL ê .B O O K ir .T
names to the editions containing them it iliil. Il r.-eined lo rendi thè spot —
Ri-counis hi« trip sronmt the world *n<l his
jhe very aenf of my coligli- wlten evory visits
Stata
In all ns lions, (irestest hook o( trsicl
llcre are some Instam-is: I In- 1 o-
r m T io r iâ
L)r Kmgs New e ver written. Most successful honk of this
Sign here.
rlghfrons" Hlble. from the misprint thing cl*o failcil "
■rncntllon.
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Discovery noi nnly reaches thè coligli Write us fur .ample report*of first m u sin nt»
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^ J V tN lL R P iJ & T
••the unrighteous' shall Inherit the
spot; it In al-* ilo- sore «por* and ine eiuploTcd. Th*- tsrople liny It i-sitcrlv. The
1
kln g’ oni; the "Pliu-eninken»'" Hlble.
i'fi.
ifll Zrss. —
Si'ial fifty r.-nt* to cover cost
wcnk sjaits in Ihroaf, lunga and chea» of llu
f y à vr- «L m H iO G ä.LAÖ E L^ftv
mslllnx smt hsii'lling
Aitdrcos,
"hht ed are the phiceninkera' " (|ienee-
ttold under giiaruntce ut Hrewcrs drug
Sftu » T « e t r
And
Makes
the
Stomach
Sweet
Thompson
Publishing
Co.,
makersi; the "Printers " Bible
the ^
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staro. ¡.He and $100. Trial botile free
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-H. J. flutchler-
General Blacksmith
“ The Old World
and Its Ways”
Wm. Jennings Bryan
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