The Stayton mail., April 24, 1908, Image 5

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The Farmer’s Wife
I* vary »«refill about h«r churn. Rha
»calil« ¡1 thoroughly all«r u»mg, uml gin*»
It u nun bath to iw i v i t n It. Sh« know»
th at If hur churn I n sou < It will tulnt the
bult«r t h a t I n mad* In It. Th« stomach I»
a churn. In Ui« »tomach un<l digestiv»
anti nutritiv« t r a c u ar« perforniod pro*
t'«N»«N which nr« almoNt exactly like th«
rhuruliiK of bull«r. I n It not a ppa re nt
then th a t If till» Hiomat’h ’Churu I n foul It
make» foul nil which I n p u t Into ItV
Th« evil of a foul Ntoinurh I n not alone
Mio hu<l tiiNtti In th« monili miti thè fon I
DKATII WAHO.N HIH IIKELH .
.lesse F, .Moiri«, ol Hkipper, Vii., finti
It dose C u li ili tilt! sprilig t>f l'.MMì. Ile
mi) - •'Ao nlinck of piieiimonin loft 10«
n o wcitk unti witli nudi n fcnrful covali
limi my frientl» decitimi coimuiiption
limi me, litui tlciitli w h n on my hu«la.
I licn I persuaditi to try Dr. K in g ’»
New Discovery. It lifl!»»•<! me immedi­
ati Iv, unii nfter taking two miti n In*If
^ * 11 • • e I wua n well lumi »gain. I foiin|>
u n i ili ti t New Discovery ¡»ibi; bestrem -
«tly for conili«, Iu 11 K dlsens« io 11 11 tfie
world "
Soli) uiitler guarniitcts ut
Brcwi-r's ilrng »ture. f)Oc noti f i 0 )
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FOR
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I had the most debilitating cough a mortal was ever afflicted with, and my friends expected that
when I left my bed it would surely be for my grave. Our doctor pronounced my case incurable,
but thanks be to God, four bottles of Dr. King’s New Discovery cured me so completely that I am
all sound and well.— MRS. EVA UNCAPHER, Grovertown, Ind.
M il
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iq comjluoiis^« ¡iireap tTtjV thii wrltlii|f> fuilitlgl.V a s s i s t digestion. T h e r e , is
j p j f t a f o r ^ liollllllg better th a n Koilol for d y s p e p .
h a v « been »KJiImJb . ailii; Inarm :h,
»in, i ml igeai ion »our »tomar.li belching
c p m L l l i f i T i l i T>r.
t . o h k n i M is l Ii i T I
LU P i e r c e » riii
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to Dr. R. V. Pierce, 11■ 1 ffuIt 1 . N. Y.. for a what you eat. Sold by S lay to n Plutr-
free copy of hi» booklet of extract» from
th« standard nodical authorities, giving rnacy.
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EUREKA!
YES. I HAVE FOUND IT AT LAST.
Fumili w hat? W hy t h a t C h a m b e r ­
lain» Halve cure» ecsem a and all m an-
nei of itc h in g of th e »kin. I have ticen
afflicted for m an y year» with »kin ilia­
ca»«. I linci to g«t up three or four
time» every n ig n t and wash with cold
w ater to allay the terrible itching, but
»ine«* using thi» »ulve in December,
liKb'i, th e itc h in g hi»» »topped and ha»
n o t troubled me.— Elder J o h n T. Ong*
ley, Hootville, Pa.
F or »ale by nil
(lrnggi»tn.
Hi* N arrow Escape.
"I tell you. the closing of tJie Stoenth
National was a mighty close call for
me."
“ How wna that?”
“ W h y / « friend bail advised me to
put my money In It and” —
“ And you took Ids advice?”
“ No. but I would If I'd had any men-
Philadelphia Ledger.
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Kodol For Dyspepsiu lui» helped
thousatids of ¡»copie who bave litui
stornarli tronfile. Thi» i» wliat otie
m an suys of it: “ K. C. De\\ itt & ( o.,
Chicago, I I I —U e n tle m c n — lo 1HD7 I
Inni a discase of th è stoniuch an d bow-
els, I eould not digest n n y th in g I ate
an d in th è spriiig of 1902 I bouglit a
botile of Kodol and thè benefit I re-
c e i v e d frolli t h a t botile all thè gold in
(leurgia eould n o t huy
I stili use a
little occasiotially us I limi it a line
blood purifer and a good Ionio. May
y<m live long and proaper.
Yours
very truly, 0. N Cornell Roding, Ga.
Aug 27, UHM). Sold by S ta y to n Fluir-
nirtey.
The Secret of a
Beautiful Face
lies iii keening the «kin pro-
tcctcilas well as cleansed. Just
washing is not enough—that
only leaves the delicate surface
more exposed to the irritation
of dust and germsj to merci­
less attacks of sun and
weather. After washing, ap­
ply Roberiine and experience
its delightful refreshment.
You will admire the line-less
softness it imparts to face,
neck and arms. It not only
stimulates a radiant glow, but
B1 protects the skin from becom-
ing coarse. Prevents burn-
COUGHS AND COLDS
PREVENTS PNEUMONIA
r
Best Cigars
and Candies
COLDS
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breath caused by It, but tb« corruption of
the pure current of blooi! nml the dl»»eiii*
Inatlon of tlUen«« throughout tb« lx»ly.
Dr. l’lerce'n (Joltlen Motllenl Discovery
tuakm the nour anti foul stomach nweet.
I t does for the Ntotuni'h what tb« whm I i I iik
anti min buth tlo for th ecbum - at»«oliitely
remove* «very tainting or corrupting! Ho*
Going On.
nient. In till* way It curen h|ptclies,
A terrible uolae of thumping and
pi 111 plea, eruption», scrofulous »ydllng»,
stam ping cnuie from Hob'» room early
•ori'N, or open outing ulcer» nn<l all
humor» or disease» arising from bail blood. on« morning.
If you have bitter, nit«ty, foul taste In
“Bobby, Hobby,” called hia mother
your mouth, coated tongue, foul breath, from dowuHtalra, “ w h a t 1» going on
are w e a k ant) easily tired, feel depressed up there?”
ami deN|M)titlent, heva frequent headache»,
“ My »hoe»," replied Hob.
dl.'/.y a l l n c k N , u n u w i n g or distress III »tom*
ach. constipated or Irregular liowels, tour
'I'll
lllivti perfect lieilltll
Wf) lullst
or bitter rising» after eating ami pt>or
an|>ellte, the»« »ymptoin», or any con»ld<jr have perfect digestion, anti it ia very
able number of them, Indicai« th a t you art*
■ufTerluu from bllloiiNiie«», torpid or la/y im p o rta n t not to perm it Hiiy delay
liver with the u»unl accompanying Indi- . 1... ,,,,,,, ,.,,, .> tlic »Iorimeli fed» ou t
tlon, or dyspepsia and their attendant I " "
angemnnt
of 1 irdcr. 1 ale« N o i i i e t l i i n g a t once
the name» of nil thoIngredient» entering
Into hi» world-fnmed im «llclne» and »bow­
ing w hat the mo-t eminent medical men
of the uge »a v of them.
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Lucky.
Smith—J u s t missed running down an
old lady with my auto. Jones—Bab
Hia Economy.
F ath er- It’» only fair to tell you th at Jove, you're a lucky dog! S m i t h -
I'm pleaaed with your economy till» Sure. I Ju»t had It painted last week.
term. Your requests for money were —Chicago New».
too frequent la»t term. Hon—Yes, fa­
L ittle Food.
ther, I thought h o , too, k o thl» term
Student—Something Is preying on my
I've bad everything on tick.—London
mind. Professor W.—It mu i t be very
Tlt-HIt».
hungry.—Yale Record.
K ennedy'» L axative C ough S y ru p —
A WOMAN T E L L S HOW TO R E ­
the cough Hyrtip t h a t tastes nearly as
L I E V E R H E U M A T I C P A IN S .
good as m aple sugar and which ch ild ­
I have been a very gre at sufferer ;
ren like »0 well to take. U nlike n e a r­
ly all o th e r cough remedies, it does from th e dradfui disease, rh e u m a tis m ,
tod constipate, hu t on tlit* o th e r hand for a n u m b e r of years. I have tried
it acts prom ptly on tlie bowels th ro u g h m any medicines b u t never got m u ch
which th e cold is forced o u t of th e I relief from any of them u n til tw o.years
system an d a t t h e Name tim e it allays U go, when 1 b o u g h t a bottle of C ham -
• in ‘ flam
„
. ation.
.• „ * Always
1
.. use . K - ennedy»
______. ,,0 , berlains
Balm.
1 , found . relief
m
, , Pain
.
, ,,
, . be- ;
fore I had used all of oue bottle, but
Laxative Cough S yrup. Sold by Stay- kept ou applying it and soon felt like
ton P h arm ac y.
a different w om an. T h ro u g h my ad-
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1 vice m an y of my ftiends have tried it !
and can tell you how wonderfully it
One D r a w b a c k .
Olive W hat an Improvement It will has worked.— Mrs. Sarah A. Cole, 140
ire If the time over comes when every­ S. New St., Dover, Del. C h am b erla in s
body can get a seat In the street cars. Pain Balm i» a lin a n ie n t. T h e relief
Violet Oh, I don’t know. A girl would from pain which it affords is alone
never lie sure then that she was pretty. w orth ninny its cost. I t m akes rest ^
an d sleep possible. F or sale by all |
—Puck.
druggists.
A TW ENTY YEAR SENTENCE.
An Unburied Picture.
"1 have ju st com pleted a tw enty
Rossetti secured permission In 1SG9
year hea lth sentence, imposed by Buck- to reopen the coffin of his wife In order |
leu's A rnica Salve, which cured me of to secure the manuscripts of some
bleeding piles ju s t tw enty years ago,“ poems which he had burled with her
writes O. S. Woolever, of LeRuysville, seven years before.
Some such Incident might have o c -;
N. Y. Buck lens A rnica Halve heals
curred
In connection with J. M. W. j
the worst sores, boils, burns wounds
and cut» iu the sh o rtest time. 2 ”>c. at Turner If his desire to tie buried wrap­
ped up In his own painting of "Car­
Brewer's d ru g store.
thage” had been carried out. There
wns some difficulty in selling the paint­
Glory Everyw here.
ing,
and the artist kept the canvas by
A Methodist minister was much an­
noyed by one of Ills hearers frequently him. He always said he would be
shouting out during the preaching. wrapped in It when he was buried and
even went so far as to ask'C hantrey If
“Glory!" “ Praise the Lord!” and the
as his executor he would fulfill his
like. Though often reproved, the hap­
py mem tier persisted In expressing wishes on th a t point.
“ No doubt," answered the sculptor,
himself.
“
I
shall bury you rolled up In your pic­
One day the minister Invited him
ture If it Is one of the conditions of
to ten and. to take his mltul from
thoughts of praise, handed him a sci- your will, but I would take you up
entiiic book, full of dry facts and fig­ next day aud unroll you!”
ures, to pass the time before tea.
Presently the minister was startled
by a sudden outburst of “Glory!"
“ilallelulah!" and "Praise the Lord!”
“ W hat is the matter, man?” asked
the minister.
“Why. tills book says the sea Is five
miles deep?”
"Well, w hat of that?”
“ Why. the Bible says my sins have
been cast Into the depths of the sea,
and if It is th a t deep 1 need not bo
afraid of their ever coming up again.
Glory!”
The minister gave up hopes of re­
forming him.
j
Professor Key when head m aster of
a large London school wns one of the
most genial gentlemen that ever filled
th a t position. He wns fond of encour­
aging fun In his boys and was not un­
willing to recount occasionally during
class time when nnything prompted It |
the manners and customs of countries
he had visited. On one occasion he I
wns telling his class nbout Spain and
an Id:
"Do you know, boys, th a t when n
man attains to eminence there he Is
not called ‘sir.' bu t is given the title
of ‘don?’ "
One of the boys here called out:
“Then, I suppose, sir. they would
call you Don Key?”
The gravity of the class was com­
pletely upset for the rem ainder of the
afternoon.—Strand Magazine.
KING LOVELACE
Full brother to Lord Lovelace 2:10.
In the stud 1908, S T A Y T O N , Mondays, Tuesdavs and
Wednesdays: SALEM, Club Stable, Thursdays, Fridays and
Saturdays.
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A N IN ST A N C E.
The M aster's Title.
P a rtly True.
Mr. N'lx—I don't believe a word of
your story! W eary—Well, th at part
about my bein' out of work for nine
years Is as true :ts gosiiel!—Phlladel-
phis Inquirer.
I A T C .M t -
L. L. THOMAS* Stayton.
W. G. CLEVELAND, Caretaker.
Lucy Suddreth, of Lenoir, N. C., had been troubled with
She says : “ A friend
bought a bottle of C hamberlain ' s C ough R emedy ,
brought it to me and insisted that I should take it. I did
so and to my surprise it helped me. Four bottles of it
cured me of my cough.”
a very bad cough for over a year.
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