The Stayton mail., April 10, 1908, Image 6

Is
Pure Blood ! The Firm of
certain if you take Hood’s Sarsaj^rilla.
This great medicine cures, those eruptions,
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cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema;
adapts itself otpially well to, and also cures, dys­
pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu­
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Girdlestone
debility and that tired feeling.
Snrsatabs f o r the»* who prefer me»lii-lne In tab­
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S h ifting
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X Y o n ld
Take
a
( h ence.
Teacher— Mr*. Clubber, your little
“ Not a cent." replied the rich man
('larecce frequently comes to school with c o ld ly ; "m oney 1» not good for the
his face unwashed
! poor."
Mrs. Clubber— Why. good gracious.
"Well.** responded
the applicant,
Miss Lipsicum. what do’ you keep a school
"ju st pretend that you have h grudge
janitor for !— Chicago Tribune.
against me.” — Philadelphia Ledger.
Flibberty— “ When I begin to suspect
W aste o f K scrgy.
that I ’ m working too hard at my business
The prize hen resolved to quit laying
I go and consult my doctor. I f he says i " I t seems so
utte
absurd." she
I'm all right I go back to work."
ducked, "fo r a $."skl fowl to spend her
Jibbit— "Th ere’s nothing original in time and strength iu turning out eggs at
that idea. Whenever I get uneasy about Sll cents a doxen."
myself I apply for another thousand or
Perching herself on her exclusive
two of life insurance. I f 1 pass the ex­ roost, she eyed the common barnyard hint
amination I know I'm O. K ."
below her with lofty disdain.
Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow’ « Soothing
Syrup the b at remedy to use for tneir «tularou
tarin g the teething period.
D om estic
Am enities.
Knicker— I ’ ve waited an hour for you
to get your hat on straight.
The thimble was at first worn on the
Mrs. Knicker— Well, I've waited longej
thumb and was called “ thumbell."
than that for. you to get your feet or
A cork carried to a depth of 200 feet straight.-— New York Sun.
below the surface of the sea will not rise
A K la lle r e r .
again owing to the great pressure of
“ Yes. ma’am,'' the convict was say
water.
?ng. " I'm here Jist fo r trying to tlattei
A terrible noise o f thumping and a rich man."
stamping came from Bob’s room early
"T h e id e a !" exclaim ed the prison vis
one morning.
itor.
"Bobby. Bobby." called his mother,
“ Yes. ma'am. I Jist tried to Imitate
from downstairs, "w h a t is goiug ou his signature on a check."— Tit-B its.
up there?”
H r ( g l s g B eats W’o r k ln if .
“ My shoes." refilled Bob.
It has been proved that no few er
than .‘{ 2 . 0 ( 1 0 beggars are at present mak
: St. V t o « * O sare sad all Nervous bia-SMs
rem anent!? cured t>? Dr. K .ne’ s l.r tia ing a lietter livin g in Vienna than o r­
rrve BU-scorer, s-n d f - r l-'KFtE #2t-lal bottle s-ul
treatise. Or. R. IL K t i n . , I a O.SJI Arch bt., l ’ tula.,1'». dinary workmen. One notorious fam ily
o f professional beggars recently gave
Jfc^ T i m e f o r T h a t .
a grand ball and a concert at a local
Philanthropic Woman (giving him a hotel.
co in )— Yon work. I suppose, when you
Not Yet, but Soon.
i iu find employment?
"S a y ." wired the chairman of the Ske-
Saytnold Storey— Work? When I ain't
eatin’ and slcepin'. ma'am, my entire tin»* iunk campaign committee, “ can’t you send
us speakers of better caliber than the
is ookypied in solicitin' work !
chaps that talked here last night?”
"W e 're merely firing the opening guns
o f the campaign.” wired back the political
manager at headquarter*. “ W e'll send you
some bigger bore* after awhile."
Tor Infant? and Children.
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A Herman biologist ha* calculated that
the human brain contains .'{OO.OIXl.tMtO
nerve cells. •">.000.000 of which die and
are succeeded by new ones every day. At
this rate we get an entirely new brain
every sixty days.
Im provem ent.
Customer (a t dairy lunch counter) —
You have to pay out a good deal of money
for the ginger you use. do you not?
Proprietor— (Jinger?
Why. no; gin-
ger's cheap.
Customer— Then why don't you feed
some of it to votir waiters?
( hnrlty.
Tens— And what do you think? Mr.
Ooodliart hadn't been alone w ith me
fo r five minutes before be offered to
kins me.
Jess— Yes. that's one thing about
Jack (»o o d h a rt; lie's just ns soft-heart­
ed and charitable as he can be.— Ph il­
adelphia Press.
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Clarice— N o ; I have not given him a
definite answer yet.
I want to wait
and M’e how lie looks a fter the football
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“ Perhaps you would feel better,"
said the hopeful and helpful person, “ if
you would do something to lighten the
hearts o f your fellow men."
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ing." answered Mr. Sirius Barker. "M.v
hat blew off and I had to chase it tw o
blocks!” — W ashington Star.
A * nn
This trade merfc
Investm ent.
Legal Adviser— You're like all the other
suc*-es»ful pugilists. You make* scads of
money and then throw it away.
Chuffy de Champ (y a w n in g !— O. I
reckon so.
I'm educatin’ me youngest
brudder to be A lawyer.
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“ A man," said the philosophical board­
er, -is like a gold mine. You never know
what's in him until you have run drift*
through him. as it wpre, and explored him
: in all his level*.”
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i m men," remarked the pessimistic board-,
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C I I A I T K H V I I I . — (Continued.)
The meeting just dmcribed took pin **
npou a Tuesday, early in November. On
the Saturday Kara (lirdlestone hnd fully
nmilo up his mind to turn hi* hack ui«on
Che digging* and hegin his homeward
journey,
lie was pining for the pleas­
ure* of his old London life, and was
weary of 'he perpetual glare o f the South
African min. Hi* task was done, too, an I
it would lie well for him to he at a d'»-
taiu-e before the digger» discovered the
manner in which they hail tieen hoaxed,
lie Ix-iran to park his boxes, therefor»*, anil
to make every preparation for his depart­
ure.
lie wa* busily encaged in this employ­
ment upon Hie Wednesday evening when
there wa* a tap at the door and Farin-
toeh walked in. aisavrapanied by Burt and
William*.
(lirdlestone glanee»)
up at
them, anil greeted them briefly, lie was
not eurpri*»-d at their visit, for they had
corns together several limes before to re­
port progress or make arrangement*. Far
intosh bowed as he entered the room, Burt
nodded, anil Williams rubb«*<l his hand*
together and looked amiably bilious.
“ Wa lisvked in. Mr. (Iriddlestone," Far-
Intosh is-gan. “ to Iraru if ypu had anv
command* for ua."
" I tolil you before that I had not."
Ktra said curtly. ” i am going on Hatur
day. I have made a mistake in speculat­
ing on those diamond*. Prices are amk-
‘ng lower and lower.”
" I am sorry to hear that," said K arii-
tosh. sympathetically. “ Maybe the mar­
ket will mke a turn.”
“ I**t us hope so." the merchant answer­
ed. “ It doesn't look Ilk«* it."
Quick a* a flash Burt «prang upon him
and struck him down with a life-preserv­
er. With a gasping cry and a heavy thud
Kzra fell face downward* upon the (loo-,
a great gash in hi* head.
“ Very neat— very pretty indeed!" cri%d
the ex-parson, in a quiet tone of critical
satisfaction. as a connoisseur might apeak
o f a specimen which interested him. He
was already busy at the door of the safe.
“ W ell done, Mr. Burt, well don e!" crie-|
Williams in a quivering voice.
“ Here are the stones.” said Farinto«h,
in the same q u id voice. "H ere are *om"
note* and gold.
We may a* well have
them, too. Now, tie the hag carefully.
That's the way. I f we meet any one on
the stair*, take it coolly. Turn that lamp
out. Williams. *o that if any one look*
in h«*TI see nothin. Come a lo n g !" The
guilty trio stole out o f the room, bearing
their plunder wiib
them, and
walk<-»l
down tile sta r* of the hotel unmolost"d
snd unharmed.
The moon as it rose over the veldt that
night shone on three horsemen spurring
it aloug the Capetown road as though
their very lives depended u]*>n their speed.
If* cahn. dear rays streamed over the s;
lent roofs of Kimberley and in through a
particular window o f the llrh-ntal Hotel,
throwing silvery patches u|*>n the car|>*t
ami casting strange shadows from the fig
tire which lay as it had fallen huddled
in an ungainly heap upon the floor.
t ’ H A I T K R IX .
Kzra wa* endowed with rare vifalit..’,
which enabled him not only to shake off
the »-ffis-t«.- o f hi* mishap, hut to do so
in an extraordinary short space of time.
There wa* a groan from the prostrate fig­
ure, then a fee’ |>. movement, then another
and a louder grenn.
Cradnall.v raising
himself upon hi* dhow, he looked around
hurt in a bewildered way. with his o th 'r
hand pressed to the wound at the ba'-k
of his head, from which a few narrow lit­
tle rivulets o f blood were still meander­
ing.
Hi* glance wandered vaguely over
tin table and the chairs arid the wall*, un­
til it rested ii[*in the safe. He eould wo
in the moonlight that it wa* ot«-n, an I
empty. In a moment the whole circum­
stances of the case came hack to him. and
he St Jiggered to flie hell with a lion rse cry
o f rage and of despair.
Whatever Kzra'« faults may have been,
Irresolution or want of courage were riot
among them.
In a moment he granted
the situation, nnd realized that if was ab­
solutely essential that he should act, and
at once. The stone* must he recovered,
or utter nnd irretrievable ruin stared hitr.
in the fa»*’. At hi* crii-s and ringing the
landlord nnd several attendants, white
and if la ’ k, came rushing into the room.
“ I've i <-en robbed and assaulted." Kz-a
said, steadying himself against the man­
t e lp ie c e , for lie was still weak and giddv.
"L o n 't *11 start rack ling. Mint do what I
ask you. Light the la m p !"
T1;e lamp was lit. and there wn* a mur­
mur from the little knot of employe*, re­
enforced by some lute loungers at the bar.
as they saw the disordered room and ;ho
great crimson p*icii upon the carpet.
“ The thieves called st nine.” said Kara,
talking rapidly, but Collectedly. "T h eir
names were Faidntoah. Burt and W il­
liams. It is now half-pnst ten. so they
have no very great start. You, Jamieson,
and you Van Muller, run out and find If
three men have been seen getting away.
Perhaps they took a buggy. Ho up and
down, and ask si! yon s-e. You, Jones, go
as hard aa you can to Inspector Ainslle.
1 Tell him there 1ms been robbery and at­ "H ava your pistol ready, air. Wa than
tempt»*«! murder, aud *ny that 1 want be up w!th them In a few niinutea, an!
half a deacti o f Ills Is**! mounted men
they may show light."
not h!a liest men, you understand, but his
They were up with them rather aoone.
h« st homes.
I shall s»*e tlmt he ¡ft no than the polieuniau expected. Farlnto*ti,
loser if he l* «mart
Where’s tuy ser
finding tluit speed was of no uvail, ind
viuit? Pete, get my horse saddl»*<l and tlmt the number of his pursuers was now
bring Iter round. Kho ought to lie aide reduicd to two, had recourse to atrategy.
to catch anything in Urlqutilnml
There was a almrp turn in tha r<xid a him-
A* Kara gave lit* orders the men bur- d i”d yard* ahead, and on r<’u»*hlng It tit*
! fled off in different directions to »ttrry thre«* Hung thi’uisetvea off tlndr horses a ti l
them out. lie, himself, cuiirmenosj to ,i
lay down Is-hlnd »**ver. Aa Kara and fit*
range his dress, nnd tied n handkerchief sergeant, the grey horse anil the tiny, ixtn«
tightly round his lend.
thundering round the curve, there was a
"Surely you are not going, sir?” the three splutter of pistol shots from
landlord said. “ You are not lit."
amongst the hushes, nnd the grey sank
" F it or not, I am going,” Kara said down upon Its knees with n sobbing moan,
resolutely. “ I f I have to he *trnppe«i to struck mortally in the head. Kzra sprang
my horse I'll go."
to Ida feet, and rushed at the ambuscade,
A gn*at concourse of people had it»- while the aorgennt, with had been grased
sembled by this time, attracted by the r-»- on the cl... . by the first volh’y, Jutnoeg
p»*rt tft the robbery. The whole square from his horse ami ftdlowed him. Burt
in front of the hotel was crowd»-»! wit it and FurintoNh met them foot to f»*>l w.th
diggers and storekeepers and innumer t- all the Saxon gallantry which undi*rliee
Id" Kaffirs, all pressing up to the portl»*o the, Saxon brutality.
Burt atalibrd at
in the hope o f bearding some fresh iletail*. tin- oergi-ant ami struck him through tit*
There wu* a huzx of excitement among muscle of Lite neck. Fariniaaih fired at
the crowd when Kara appeared on lit« the policeman, nnd wns hkm*df »hot down
sli |is of the hotel, looking n* white aa a hy Kzra
Burt, seeing his c»virpanlnn fall,
"licet, with a handkerchief hound round "prang past his two sasnilsnt* with a
his head and his coliar all crusted with vicious side blow at the merchant, aud
Mood. A* lie mounted hi* horse one of throwing himself ti|um the sergeant's
horse, regnrdh-ss of a bullet front the 1st
It s tnnisaariea rushed to hint.
" I f yon please, sir," he said, “ they have ter'» I’arbiite. he galloped away nnd w u
tuken the Capetown road. A doicn people speedily out of range. As to W illiam “,
saw them. Their horses were iuh up to from the beginning o f the skirmish, he
much, for 1 know the man they got them had Inin face downwards upm the ground,
from. You are sure to catch them.”
twisting his thin Ihiih* shout in au agony
A smile plny»«t over Kartt'a pith’ face, of fear, snd howling for mercy.
"H e's gone," Rare said, ruefully, gaz­
which (sided little gisid for the fugitives.
“ Those polic<\" lieacrii’d, "are rhoy never ing after the fugitive. "W e have nothing
going to come J"
to go after him with."
" I'm well nigh gone myself," said tha
"H ere they a r e !" said the landlord, an 1
sure enough, with a jingling of artna and p»diceman, mopping up the blood from hi*
a clatter of hoofa, half a doaeu of tin« slab, which wn* more pa.nful than <lan-
t'uis* Mounted | h >I. c <> trotted through tluf geroua. "H e has given me a na*ty pr**l."
"N ever mind, my frieml, you sliall i >» i
crowd and dn-w up in front of the at«|M.
They were smart, active young fell«»**, Is* (be loser, (let up" this to Williams,
armed with cnrtilne and aols-r, and their who wus »till writhing himnelf into the
hora»-a were tough brutes, umotnely to inoat extraordinary attitude*
"Oh, plea»*, Mr (}ir«lle»tone," he «Tied,
hsik at, hut with wonderful staying pow
•■r.
Kara not.-d the fact with satisfac­ clutching nt Kara'» boots with his long,
tion a* he rtxie up to the griaaled *< Tgcaut thin finger«, "it wasn't me tlmt hit you
It was Mr. Burt. I had nothing to do
iu command.
“ There'S not a moment to be lost, a*r- with robbing you, either. Tlm t wa* Mr.
I wouldn't have goae with
geant,” be *aid. "TTiey have an hour ind Fnrltitoah.
a half's start, hut their cattle are not him only I k*hew that he was a rlergym«u,
up to much. Come on! It's the Capetown so I expe»-ted uo harm. I am ourprUed at
rt»ad.
A hundred pound* if ws cut *h you, Mr. Farintimh, I really am. I'm very
glad that Mr. Ulrdlcstone has abut yoa.”
them !"
The ex [»arson was sitting with hia hack
For the first few milea the party gnl-
loped in silence. The moon was still shin­ ■gainst a gnarled stump, whieh gave hlio
ing brilliantly, and they could see the some support, lie had his band to hi*
white line of the road stretching out !n cheat, and aa he lireathed a ghastly whist­
front of them and winding away over the ling sound «'ante (nun the wound, and
umlulating veldt. T o right and left spread spurts of hl»»Hl rushed fnan his mou h.
a broad expanse o f w.ry grass stretching Ills glnzml eye« were fixed upou the tnan
to the horlsou, with low bushi-* and scrub who had shot him, and a curious omibi
played alsiiit his thin lips.
w n tt«r «l over It in patches.
"('«nue here. Mr. (J.rUltwtone." he cr»iok-
(hit once more upon the fnpetnwn road
it wn« a »dear race between the pursuers »•d, "rome here."
Kzra strode over to him with a fa<w
and the pur«ue»l. The former knew that
a* inexorable as fate.
tlie fugitive*. were it daytime, would j*>*
"Y o u 've done for tne," «aid Fsrintosh
silly Is* within sight of them, and the
thought gave them additional ardor. Th-* faintly. " It 's a queer end for the bv*f
sergeant hav.ng a fresh horse rode in tnnu o f his y»’itr at Trin ity inaeter of
front, his head down ami his h»*!y fo r­ nrts. *ir, and Jacksonian prizeman. Not
Who'd have
ward. g»’tting every |s>*»»iiile ineh of [ mxi ’ c much worth now. Is it?
out of the animal. At hi* heels came thought then that I «hould have died tike
What’s th >
Kara, on hi* gallant grey, the blood stain­ a dog in this wildern*««*?
ed handkerchief fluttering trom hi* head. » m I i I s how a limn dies, though? I f I had
He wa* sitting very straight in hi* saddle kept myself straight I should have gonn
with a set. stern smile it|M)ii hi* lips. In off a few years Inter In a feather lx*d a*
the I loan of St. I\«tn<’k’s maybe. What
his right hand he held a cocked revolver
A hundred yard* or so behind them the will that matter? I've enjoyed m yself" -
two remaining !roop»T* came toiling nlong the »lying man's eye* glistened at th*
upon their weary nags, working hard with thought of pnst dissipation*. " I f I ha I
whip and spur to stimulate th<*m to fu r­ my time to do over again," he continued,.
I'm
ther exertions. Away in the ensr * long “ I'd enjoy myself the same way.
rosy streak law low u|«>n the horizon, not penitent, sir. No deathbed snivelutg
which show««! that dawn was iipproneh- about me. or short cut* into heaven.
'iic. nnd a grey light stole over the land- That's not wl*at I wanted to *ay, though.
scape.
Suddenly the sergeant pullsl It * I have a choking iu the throat, but I dare­
horse up. “ There's some one roining t.c say you can hear what I am driving a*»
You met n man driviug toward* Ja«*»!»*
ward* us." he cried.
F.zrn and the trooper* tuilt- d their pant­ dnl, diil you not?”
Kara nodded sullenly.
ing steeds. Through the uncertain light
"Y ou didn't s|»eiik to him? Too busy
they saw a solitnry horseman rilling down
til” rond. At first they had thought that trying to <«atch yours truly, eh? W ill y ° ’*
it might jm.ssihly Is- one o f the fugitive* have your stone* hnck, for they are In tha
who hnd turned, but a* he came nearer hag hy my side, hut lh«*y'll not he verv
they perceived that it was a stranger. much k < mm I to yon. The little m | m * ’ won't
His clothes were -o dusty and bin borv* come off this time. Y’ oii don't know wliat
so foarn-flet'k»*] and weary that it was the news was that the tnan was bring­
evident that hi- also had left many a long ing ?"
A vague feeling of impemllng misfor­
mile of road behind him.
"H a v e you se«-n three men on horae- tune stole over Kzra. He *hook hi* head.
" H i* new* was,” said Fnrintosh, lean­
bprk?” »Tied Kara, as h<* approached.
ing ii|> upon his hand, "that fresh d*t-
" I spoke to them,” the traveler an
awered. -"'They are nbout half n mile motxl field* have T>e«-n discovered at Ja-
g< rsfontein, in the Orange Free S ta'«.
nlu-ad."
Ho Russia or no Russia, ston»>* will not
“ Come on ! Come on !” Kzra shouted.
rise.
H n ! ha ! will not rise. Ixtok at U'a
“ I am bringing new* from Jngersfon-
fa ce!
It ’s whiter titan mine. I l a ! itzl
t-in ——” the man said.
h a !"
With the Intigh upon his Up*, a
“ C o m e o n !" Kzra interrupted, furious­
ly. and the hornea stretched their stiff grent flow o f blood st»>p|»«*l the clergy­
limb* into n feeble, lumbering gallop. Kzra man's utterance, and lie rolled slowly over
and the sergeant shot to the front, ind upon his s id e, a ilentl man.
(T o be continued.)
the others followed a* best they might.
Suddenly in the stillness they heard far
away a dull rattling sound like the cut­
ter of distant castanets.
" I t ’s their
liors»-s‘ h»M>fs !" cried Kzra. nnd the trts>p-
ers Isdiind raised a cheer to show that
they, too. understiKxl the nignificanee of
the sound.
It was a wid. lonely s|s»t, where the
plain was bare ev»’ii of the scanty foling’
which usually hovered it. Here ntyl there
great granite rocks protruded from tha
brown soil a* though Nil tura’* covering
had in bygone day* been rent until her
gnnnt
bon»-*
protruded
through
tha
wound. As Kzra nnd the sergeant swept
round a sharp turn In the rond they saw
some little way ahead o f them the three
fugitives, enveloped in a cloud of »lust.
Almost at the same moment tlu-y heard a
shout nnd crash behind them, nnd, look­
ing round, saw a confused h<*tp upon 'lie
giotind. The horse of the lending trooper
had fallen from pure fatigue, nod find
rolled over ti|s>n its rider.
The other
tr»s>i>er hnd dismounted, and was endea­
voring to extri»nte hi* companion.
"L e t us s«‘e if he in hurt," the sergeant
cried.
"O n ! o n !" shouted Kzra, whose passion
was increased by the sight of the thieves.
“ Not a foot back.”
"H e may have broken hi* neck,” grum­
bled tha sergeant, uuslinglng hia carblt1«.
I.nve Is D ea f.
“ And you inonn to any that football
player kissed you ?" exclaim ed tin* Ir a t»
mother.
"Yi-s,
tin ,”
rcpIUM
the blushing
daughter.
"W h y , the Id ea! Itld n 't I toll you If
lie tried to kiss you to yell ‘ S to p !’ aa
loud as you eould?”
"I
I did, tna, but he had ou Ida ca r
guards and couldn’t hear mo."
Correct*
M lgglos Th ere's more truth
that.
po»’ lry tn that old saw, "W h e re there
is smoke there Is Are."
W iggles W hat do you know about
It?
M lgglcs It was against the rules t<»
smoke In the office where I wns em ­
ployed. I lit a cigarette nnd was fired.
I I I m Motto.
“ My m otto," said the obese passengei
w ith the multi-colored tie, "la, ‘T h ere’«
alw ays r»s»m at the top.’ ”
“ W h a t’« your lin e?" asked the hard­
w are drummer.
" I manufacture a hair toulc," ax*
plained tha heavywaiaha