The Stayton mail., April 03, 1908, Image 4

THE STAYTON MAIL
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“GanderboneV Forecasts.
(t' op ywrlaht Uh>7 by C .I I . R I v t b . )
D. ALEXANDER. Publisher
■stared et tho poeto»ce at Btayton, Orefoa. as The April ruins will put u bit
mall maller rs the »ecoud d a » »
OÍ 1 risii in tllC l u W ll,
T b * M * a t» mailed re*ularly to 1t» »ub»crlb-
r* until a deitnlt« order U) diacoBUnuo i» re-
er»
ec.red and all arrearage» are l-ald
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
^ y i L B U R N. PINTLER, U. M. D.
DENTIST
Office over Fred Rook’s Store
STAYTON
R
OREGON
A. ELWOOD,
ATTORNEY AT L A W
Office over Rock's store,
STAYTON,
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OREGON.
J. M. RINGO,
S u c c e s s o r t o \V . K* T h o m » «
Funeral Director and Embalmer
Leave orders at Stay ton Hotel.
STAYTON,
J O H IN
OREGON.
H E N K E L
Merchant Tailor
I have on hand a full line of sample!
for 6pring and Summer Suita.
Repairing and Cleaning a Specialty
BTAYTON
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OREGON
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M ARKET
And a new ami brighter augury
Will paint the east at dawn.
The songs of birds will till the day,
And the night he full of frogs.
And every time a cloud blows up
It will rain cats and «logs,
And water newts, and othor brutes,
And also pollywogs.
The brown thrush will return to
sing its song at even hush, and the
kind eyed cow will moult and rear a
new and redder plush; tho young man's
thoughts will love to dwell upon hi»
lady love, while he is not the one at
all that she is wotting of.
l’ he railroads, meanwhile, will retrieve
Their spirits and elate
Upon the knock-out blow the courts
Have dealt the 2 cent rate.
They’ll all rebait their hooks again,
And drop them in the pool,
And when T. R. gets after them,
They’ ll all cry “ April fool!”
And then there will be doings in
the presidential race, for everyltody in
it will accelerate the pace. The hoofs
of Mr. Johnson will put up a cloud ol
dirt, and Mr. Bryan will potou a most
territie spurt.
The presidential bee
which has been up in Bill Taft’s hat
will be lemoved by Roosevelt from
that high habitat; and when it seems
the field behind imperils Teddy’s bets,
the bee will be slipped in the seat of
William’s trouserettes.
Whereat the very earth will rock,—
And sod and bits of loam
W ill obfuscate the sky each time
The sting is driven home;
And while to all the others’ once
They pass the grandstand twice,
Bills T. and B. will blandly ask,
“ Whom shall we ruu for vice?”
National will brain about the Kith,
but the Anti Saloon League will get
started a week earlier.
Easter will
occur on the 19th, and the 20th will
be devoted to discussing wltat every­
one bad on. Persons who didn’t have
anything on to »peak of will, of course,
l>e unmentionable.
The sweet Elvira will to church
In rustling silks and tulle»,
Which she will lift up to her knees
In passing little pools;
And just because a few men look,
No one Commits a sin,
Fur else it were not known her clothes
Are new clear to the skin.
After the 23rd, April will he under
the influence of Taurus the Bull. Wall
street, which has for su long been un­
der the influence of Teddy, the Bear,
will be emancipated. Mr. Harriman
will give a dinner at which he will
make public the details of his plan to
lock all square deal fanatics up in
round houses.
Persons born under Taurus are bull-
headed, nnd have double cowlicks.
They are suspicious, and think the
gas meter is fast. They are self-willed,
but their wives can make them vote
dry. They are very intelligent ami
understand railroad time-tables.
The children w ill take Easter eggs
And play upon the th>or,
And the baby will down one made
With II28o4.
[green
The doctor wilt come on the jump,
And lighting, sprain a leg,
And the whole household will weep
and pray
Till baby lays the egg.
And then the buds of May will open
their fair and fragrant eyes, nnd a
promise of the coming June will glim­
mer in «he skie»; the crickets and the
katydids in sweeter songs will join,
and the mint will put “ In God We
Trust" upon our wicked coin.
Announcements.
W H O O l’ INU COUGH.
I lluvp used i'linmhcrlniiia Cough
Remedy in my family in caaes oí whoop­
For Treasurer.
ing rough, end want lu tell you limi
I hereby announce to tho voters of it is tht‘ best medicine I Itnve ever
Marion county that I am a candidate uscii— W. F. Unitoli, l’uveo, G. This
for c.unity treasurer at the Republican remedy i» «ufo mul stiro. For »nie by
primaries; pledging bluest, faithful nil druggists
and impartial conduct of the county's
A timid with it real nice mime is n
business.
money-inn
king in stun ion.
¿ -W M H TAIGER.
For County Judge
I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Judge, before the Kupuhlican
primaries for Murion county April 17.
Having Iaien County Commissioner
t w o terms and County Judge one term,
1 believe that I am qualified for the
office for which I am a candidate.
— G. P. Terrell.
G E N T L E A N D E F F E C T IV E .
A well known Manilobn editor write*
“ A n nnd inside worker 1 find Chant*
berlnin* Btonmeli nnd Liver Tnblrta
invnvfable (or the touche* o( bilious­
ness nnturnl to sedentary life, their
action being gentle nod «tfeotive, clear­
ing the digestive Intel mid the lirnd.’’
Price, 25 cunt*. Humpies (re«-. All
druggist*.
FOR SUPERINTENDENT
OF SCHOOLS.
1 hereby announce myself as a can­
didate tor County 8u|»eriiitendcnt of
Schools for Marion county, at the Re­
publican primaries, April 17.
— A C. B AKE R
Monuments
/Marble, Gran­
ite or Bronze
For Representative
1 hereby announce myself as a can­
didate for the Republican nomination
for representative at the primaries,
April 17.
If nominated and elected I
shall always vote for the peo­
ple’s choice for United States
Senator.
— H A L D. P A T T O N .
FOR COUNTY JUDQE
OF MARION COUNTY
M. L. JONES, ol Brooks.
If you are in need of a mon­
ument I am prepared to
furnish anything in the
monument line. I have a
line of samples with prices
that will interest you.
I also build stone and con­
crete walls. Send for cir­
cular and price list and I
will convince you that my
prices are right.
Republican, farmer, businessman,
ami taxpayer; graduate of Willamette
Sestak & Sons
University; studied iuw and admitted
iu
to the bar. Where lie is l»est known
are found his strongest supporter».
Stayton, Oregon.
Fresh, S a lt and Sm oked
Among businessmen every where hi»
I- l ! K K . I g o r r o t « * ’ * ruxile, F l t h K .
April was named for Venus, the Ro­
MEATS
word is as good as his bond. He
T o I n t r o d u c e .- We will give away
stands for a strictly husineas amJ eco­
man goddess of spring. She was the
five thousand of these Igorrote’s Dou­ nomical administration of county af
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID
mother of Aeness, and attended the
ble Cross puzzles, made of Phillipine lairs
FOR STOCK AND HIDES
first Mothers' Congress with that
mahogany. Difficult and fascinating.
young man in her arms. She was a
Write quick ami enclose four cents in FOR COUNTY SCHOOL
Stayton, Oregon very fashionable woman, and invented stamps to cover cost of mailing puzzle,
SUPERINTENDENT.
divorce. She was at different times
that’s all.
the wife of Vulcan, Mars, Mercury,
I hereby announce my candidacy
Address
DoMINOCAKDfl C o .,
Adonis and Anchises, and held the
for County Bchool .Superintendent,
1807 Chouteau Ave.,
matrimonial record until Lillian Rus­
subject to the Republican primaries, Rigs, Horses and Accommo­
St. Louis, Mo.
sell. The planet Venus was named
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April 17(h.
dations First-class.
for
her,
as
was
the
city
of
Venice.
She
— W. M. S M IT H .
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Is open to the public. All newly fur­
Mr. Wm. Henry, of Chattnnnoga,
nished rooms.
Accommodations flrst- is also the heroine of “ Three weeks.”
Hacks connect with trains at Kings­
llase. Nice, warm dining room and The baseball player will resume
Tt-nn, had rheumatism in his left arm.
FOR COMMISSIONER
ton and West Htayton.
Irst-claaa meals.
“ The strength seemed to have gone
With letters on his suit,
I hereby announce my candidacy
Htnge line from Turner to Lyons.
out of the muscles so that it was use­ for the nomination for county coin-
And the fan will sit out in the sun
less for work,” he says. “ I applied missiouer at the Republican primaries, S T A Y T O N ,
OREGO N.
And violently root.
M. J. SPANIOL, Prop.
Chamberlains Pain Balm and wrapped April 17. I am a resident of Turner
His supper will grow cold and stale,
the arm in flannel at night, and to my precinct, and as this part of the coun­
His wife will swear a bit,
Stayton, Oregon
i
relief
1 found that the pain gradually ty has not been represented for a num­
And the cook will make a chalk mark |
left me nnd the strength returned. In ber of years, I believe it entitled to
on
STA Y TO N .
three weeks the rheumatism had dis­ recognition. I believe in justice to all
The kitchen door and quit.
The straw hat season will come in , , appeared and has not sinae returned.’, in whatever matter might conn- before
— H. E. UOHERTBON.
and the oyster will go out; the last If troubled with rheumatism try a few me.
No appetite, loss ot strength, nervous­
ALI. K IN D S OF
few flocks of buckwheat cakes will j applications of Pain Balm. You art-
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
sort of hang about; the spring election 1 certain to he pleased with the relief
FO R C O U N T Y JUDGE.
Cement Building Stone
of the stomach *ro all due to Indigestion.
will reflect red tire against the sky,an j which it affords. For sale by all drug-
I hereby announce myself as a Kodol relieve* Indigestion. This new discov­
And Cement Building Material.
other good share of the earth will sud-| gists
candidate for the Republican nomina­ ery represents Ihe natursl Juices of diges­
tion a* they exist In a healthy slomach,
deuly go dry, and the Congress will
it is funny how mad it makes a tion for county judge at tin- Marion combined with the greatest known tonlo
Cement Stone made to Order on Short debate upon the relief laws for the
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
man to call him a lair when he is one. County primaries, April 17.
dyspepsia does not only relieve Indigestion
Notice. Foundations a Specialty.
losers, ami lay a reset vat ion out for
— W. M. B U 8H E Y. and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
our unhappy boozers.
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing,
L. P BROWN.
P L E N T Y OF T R O U B L E
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
The program for All Fools’ Day will is caused by stagnation of i lie liver
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
DR. E. E. JACKSON
l>e more elaborate than usual. Mr and ho vels. T o get rid of it and head­
S. S. Ball, of Ravenawood. W. V».. sayst—
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist '■ Mr.
I was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
Roosevelt will give a dinner at the ache and biliousness and the poi»oii Post-gradual«! of W y m a n ’s Uolltg e. Duly Kodol cured me end we are now utlns It In mlfc
White House to those who think he that brings jaundice, take Dr. K in g ’s realstsred In Oregon. £1 years » Veterinary lor baby."
K o d o l D ig e s t s W l . s t Y o n 1 s t
isn’ t going to run again. Mr. Rocke­ New Life Pills, the reliable purifiers Difficult esses Solicited. Hsllslm llon Guaran­ Bott'es only. Brilev»* Indlyattlon, tour etomeeb,
teed.
belchln* of f t » , etc.
feller will give a banquet at Cleveland that do the work without grinding or
STAYTO N. - OREGON.
Prepared by E. O. D eW lT T Sk GO., OHIOAOO.
to those who think he is going to pay griping. 25c. at Biewers drug store.
Hold by Brewer Drug Co.
that $29,000,000 line. Senator Elkins
HUM H U N S .
In tlie Circuit Court of State of Oreg on , for
will give a barn dance on his country
It is wonderful what werid mistakes
the County of Marlon.
Department No. 2.
place to those who think they have a woman can make by “ thinking it
Mary A l l e y , Plaintiff,
,
v».
/
SIM M O N«.
any notion of letting the Duke of the over ”
Hurry A lle y , Defendant )
! Abrnzzi get away. Mr. Harriman will
T o Harry A lley , Defendant.
H E GOT W H A T HE NEEDED.
In the name of the State ol Oregon you are
give a pink tea at the Waldorf-Astoria
hereby
required to appear and answer the
“ Nine years ago it looked as if my complaint
filed against you In the above en­
| to all persons who think he is licked,
time had come," says Mr. C. Farthing, titled suit on or before Saturday the nt h day of
April,
I
is
st,
that being the last day for your ap ­
j Mr. Bryan will give a huge lawn party
of Mill Creek, Ind. Ter. “ I was so run pearance or answer by you, lixed by an Order
o f t h l s i ourt for the piihlleatlou of thla Hum-
at his home near Lincoln to all per­
down that life hung on a very slender inons, and that If you fall so to appear or ans­
sons thinking lie is going to step aside
wer, for want thereof, the PlnliililT will applv |
tlneac
It was then my druggist rec­ to the slKive named <ourt for ihe n-liel prayed
for Mr. Johnson. Other fool* will lie
(or III her Complaint herein II led, to-wit: That j
ommend'd Electric Bitters. I bought a (feed, In which the I U M ' i f f was grantor and
cared for in various other ways.
the Dependent the Krnntee, exeeuted on the I
a bottle and 1 got what I needed— 2oth
day of October, IH06, of ihe following de-I
Call at the Tonsorial Parlor and get To milliners will meanwhile show
scribed
land nnd premises to-wit: Commenr- I
ftrengtli. I had one foot ill the grave,
Ing
at
a point 10 feet North Slid III feet Fast I I« J
. • J 'J . •
a first-class Hair Cut and an O K.
Those gorgeous Easter hats,
but Electric Bitters put it hack on the from the Northeast corner of the School House
ex r u n a
Block In the town of Mill r i t y , Marlon I'ountv,
Rub. I t is healing and cooling to the W ith large wup bunches pinned to
turf again, and I ’ve l*een well ever Oregon, running thence In a Houthcnxlcrly d i­
scalp, restores hair to its natural
°
'
rection
277
feet;
thence
Northeasterly
Jir.i
feel;
I
t hem,
since.”
Hold under guarantee at thence Northwesterly 177 feet; thence South­
health, opens the pores and strength­
westerly-Vi feet; thence Northerly ion feet;
And various ding hats;
ens the roots.
Brewer’s drng store. 50c.
th e m e Southwesterly 117 feet; thence South-!
easterly lot) feel; th e m e South westerly .'»» feet;
And while the ladies dance for joy
G. W. P L A S T E R , Prop.
People spnnd about half their time thence Northwesterly ino feel; thence South­
Before this line of goods,
Near Florence St.
BTAYTON.
westerly LH<*ct to the place of the iH-ainiiiiig,
trying to get what would hurt them, containing
seven cigluha ol an acr«, more or I
Their lords will pack an extra shirt
less according to description, la- cancelled,and
and the other half regretting that s.
t
aside.
And light out for the woods.
This Summons Is published for six conseou-
they got it.
tlve weeks in the Stayton M a i l hv order of the
The national convention of the
llnnorsbhyfieorge II. Burnett, .lodge ol the
A big cut or a little cut, small «'Irco lt «'nfirt of the State of Uregon, which or-
Populist party will begin at 8t. Louis
d e r was made st Phsmlrera, at the « ' I t v n f S a -
April 2. Wags have been asking why scratches or bruise* or big ones are lent, Marlrni countv, flregon, on the 2.7th d»> , This remedy CM slwsyi be depended upon and
of Fehruaiy, IWH, the llrst publication being I
it was set for so late in the month. healed quickly by Dc\\ itts Carbolized ordered to be marie on the 2*i h clay of Febru­
Is pleasant to take. It contains no opium cr
lUOM, ar.rl the last t>n the lUth day of April
G ET YOURS A T
other harmful drug and may be given as confi­
The moon will look like Bill Taft on Witch Hazel Halve. It is especially ary,
HU*, amt the Defendant being required hr an»-
the 16th. The big leagues will soon good for piles, ( i f t DeWiits. Hold by wer Ihe complaint on or before the IMh day of . dent!) to a baby as to an adult.
Ap ril, 190 »,
It A Kl W o o l ) ,
Pries 25 cents, large size SO cents.
Attorney tut f U U U S .
be under way.
1 he American aud Btuyton Pharmacy.
L. L. THOHAS,
StaytonLivery
G. B. TRASK, Prop.
Grand Central Hotel
CEMENT STONE WORKS
Sour
Stom ach
0. K. BARBER SHOP
lilis
II
Coughs,Colds,
CROUP,
lob Printing
T h e M a i l O f f ic e
WhoopingCough
'f