The Stayton mail., March 27, 1908, Image 7

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FORM B C R K HIRE A SSO CIA TIO N
I n posai k l*.
SKIN
DISEASES
H U M O R S IN T H E B L O O D
"D o you find it difficult to dictate
Marks Important Step In Livestock to your stenographer?”
"No, I find It Impossible.”
Industry of Northwest.
"W hy, has alie left you?"
By J. L. Ask lock. Wwhlnaton Mia to Collage.
Pu llm an .
"No, she baa married me."— f lo u »
When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the shin w ill be aoft, sm ootl
President K. A . Bryan, of the W a sh ­ ton Post.
and free from blemishes, but when some acid humor takes root in the circu­
ington Htate college, has just received
H i s U r s a ! O p p o r i p a l l jr.
lation ita presence is manifested by a akin eruption or disease.
Thesis
Mr*. Knlrkcr Dot-* lirl<l*c*‘t know notice of hia appointment aa temporary
" I f Burbank wants to bt a pbilanthrop- humors get into the blood, generally because
an inactive or sluggish
fo r i»ln«'vV
Mrs. Ilorkcr Yen, »lie president of the Htate Berkshire associ­
e t as well as e n iaard," said Rivsrs, outk-
condition o f the members o f the body whose duty it ia to collect and carry
known one Hint pay» u dollar niora.— ation, which la affiliated with the
Uf a wry fact over his rusdlcins, "why
IlnriM'iV Ruxuar.
Amerioan Berkshire congress.
Presi­ in tkundsr dossn't bs svolvs a cioebona off the waste and refuse matter o f theeystem. This unhealthy matter is left
to sour and ferment and Boon the circulation becomes charged with the acid
“ How m I iu II we nmioiince our **ti){iiK**- dent Bryan'a appointment ia the begin­ tret tbet will produce a bark from which
poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through the
ning
of
the
organization
of
the
Berk-
l
tasteless
quinine
can
bs
mads
!”
nientt" “Tell u couple of your girl
pores
and glands o f the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis,
friend« and make them prom lac not to ahire aisociatlon in the state of W ash­
Salt Rheum and »L in eruptions o f various kinds. Eczema appears, usually
T h r lr R e a l H a a d lc a p .
ington.
This
association
reaches
tell."- ilouNton I’osf.
“ Isn't It wonderful to note the pr> with a Blight redness o f the skin followed by pustules from which there
through nearly all the states o' the
The foot To lie n poet one muat he union, and in the opinion of President fresa the Japanese have mads in acquir­ flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense.
It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts
poor.
The
Kdltor Congratulations. liryan, ita coming into the state of ing our western civilization ?’’
•■Ye* until you hear whs; a wretched o f the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds;
You are the (MioreMt | hm - i I ever met.— Washington marks an important step
t'levelund l'lnln Iiealer.
In the livestock industry of the North­ botch they make of It when they try to the acid ia the blood dries up the natural oils o f the skin, which are intended
«wear.”
to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and g iv in g it a
Discussing the matter President
ItrlKK« I hear you've been apiH-ulat- west.
hard,
leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the
I uk In Wall atreet. Urlgtf* There waa Bryan said:
M o d .a ty ,
form of pimples and black heads, while
“
1
believe
the
Berkshire
association
I au ffared w it h t c i a m z fo r fo r t y
Ho HpecirtatliiK ulmut It. I waa a dead
Whispering
Customer
(producing
y e a r s a n d c o u ld fin d n o th in g to Psoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ­
la
one
of
the
moat
active
and
successful
watch)
—
I
came
here
because
I
bare
been
aure thing from the atart. Life.
c u rs m s u n t il I t r ie d B. S. B. I
livestock associations in the United told that you are an honest pawnbroker. s u ffe re d la le n a o ly w it h th e itc h ­ ent parts o f the body One o f the worst
Hhe Don't you think he’a clever? Htatce, and that ita work in the North­
Avuncular Patriarch (with a dsprsca in g and b u rn in g ; p u s tu le s w o u ld forms of skin trouble ¡3 Salt Rheum;
He- Well, he aeeiua to make pi>ople west cannot fail to produce good re­ tory smile) — My friend, somebody has fo r m fro m w h ic h th s rs flo w e d a its favorite point o f attack is tlie scalp,
s tic k y flu id ; cru s ts w o u ld com e on
Poison Oak
think ao. Hhe Well, don't you conaid- sults. Th«k Berkshire is favored by bean trying to have fun with you.
th e altln a n d w h e n sc ra tc h e d o ff sometimes causing baldness.
th e s k in w a s l e f t a s r a w ns n plecs and Iv y are also disagreeable types of skia
er that clever? Y’onkera Htateaman.
many of the most prominent stock-
if b e e f. Z s u f f e r e d a g o n y i n t h s
The humor producing the trouble
A ffa b stlla ts .
I w a s a f i l l e t e d , b u t disease.
l o e n g y e a r s J
Grocery Clerk And how do you girls raisers In America, among whom I
!
w
h e n ! n s o d l______
. 0 . B . I f o u n d n p e r - lies dormant in
the blood through the
Onatomer—
W
ill
you
glv*
me
a
copy
round at Mill) like your new mlatreaa? might mention Nick Gentry, of He-
fact ou rs. T h s r » b a s n e v e r been
W inter to break out and torment the
af
“The
Art
of
Being
Happy
at
Home?”
i
t
th
s
tro
u
b
le
.
n
n
y
re
tu
r
n
o:
dalia.
Missouri,
who
is
the
greatest
The Waltreaa Hhure an' ahe'a a | mt -
0. 2L E V A N S ,
suffererwith the return o f Spring. The best
Librarian— I ’m afraid It'a out, but I
S t o c k m a n , Z7sb
fect lady Juat like wan or ourallvea.— breeder of Berkshire hogs in the coun­
treatment for all akin diseases is S. S. S.
bare
here
a
little
treatise
on
Jlu
Jltan
try;
Reuben
(»entry,
of
Kentucky;
M
r.
llrooklyn Life.
It neutralizes the acids and removes the
which
makes
an
excellent
substitute
Hood, of ’ Hood’s Sarsaparilla’ fame;
Mlulater My dear little boy, why and George Vanderbilt, of Aaheville,
humors so that the skin instead o f being
for It.— Pela Mel».
don't you act an umbrella? Jnkey— Tennessee, Among the most promi­
irritated and diseased, i3 nourished by a
E m p h a tic a lly .
supply o f fresh, healthy blood.
External
Bln«*« pa Ilia rpilt going to church he nent breeders of Berkshires in the
“ Doe* your husband hold any civic
applications o f salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
never brings home nny more umbrellaa. Northwest are the Ladd estate, of Port­
affice, madam?” asked the canvasser.
while they soothe the itching caused b y
— The Jewlah Ledger.
land, and Mr. Paul Clsgstone, of Hpo-
*‘I should say be did !” answered the
skin
affections, can never cure the trouble
Klrat Mother (reading letter from kane. I have raised Berkshire hogs young matron. "Hs'a the majestic grand 1
because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
on
my
Pussy
W
illo
w
ranch
near
P
u
ll­
high
killetnakew
of
the
Ancient
and
Illus­
•on at college)- Henry'a letters always
and force« out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to ita
•end me to the dictionary. Second man for the past ten years, and am trious Order of Hpizzerinctumbangs !”
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form o f skin
thoroughly
convinced
of
the
desirable
Mother (realgnedly)— 'T hat's nothing;
B a re la H a v e T h e m .
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent free
qualities
of
this
breed.
Jack's always send uie to the bank.—
MlfTklna— It Is said that aggressive. to all who write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores.
“
It
is
proposed
by
the
Berkshire
Tuck.
association to conduct an active cam Impulsive people usually have black
T H E S W I F T S P E C I F I C C O . , A T L A N T A • 6 Am,
"N o w ," said the physician, “you will paign in the state of Washington, in eyes.
have to eat plain food and not stay out favor of this breed of hoga, prior to the
Blffklna — That’s right.
If they
K u lg m sllra l.
late at night." "Yea.'’ replied the pa­ Alaska-Yukon exposition at Seattle. haven't gut them at first they get them
“That
forward
Mian Flip openly ad­
tient, “ that Is what I have licen think­ Then by the time of the exhibit, our later.
vocates klaaiiig games. Hasu't sbe
ing over since you sent lu your bill. — itate organization w ill be able to get
THE! SUPERIOR
.*
nerve?”
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
The Catholic News.
up a splendid exhibit, and we w ill
QUALITIES OF
' N
b v lo c a l a p p l i c a t i o n ! , aa t h e y c a n n o t r e a c h t h e
“
Well,
encouraging
osculation
la
a
"Literature la very trying, Isn't It?" show the farmers of the state what sort d la ra M id p o r t io n o f t h e e a r . 1 h e re la o n l y o n e
TCPNOfr
\
tblng which does require cheek."— B al­
c u r e d e a fn e ia . a n d t h a t l i b y o o o i l l t n -
said oue woman. “ Yes.” answered the of an animal the Berkshire ia when t w i o a h y a t l o retu
a d ic a . U e a f n e n U l auaad b y a n In- timore American.
other. " I f your book doesn’t sell, you proper attention ia given him. Yee, fla m , d c o n d i t i o n o f t b e m u c o u a l i n i n g o f t h e
it is very likely that the state experi­ B a s t e s « I s a l u b e . W h e n t h l » t u b * la I n fla m e d r - y p
V tus* Dane* ana *11 Nervous Dla-SMS
an* disappointed, and If It does It has
tin d o r I r a n e r f -ct h e a r
ment station w ill have a few Berk­ y I n o g u . h a a id v e w a h r a u n m I b t l U i n e g n tn
f i l ò p w m *u «n lly our*a by Dr. K lin » s Orcstt
t i r e l y c lo a c a , P e a l » » * la r s lr v . Bssiorss. n*nd tor H E K f u r i s i botti* and
*o be ao slit**lug that you are embar­
shire« at the exhibit.
At the present t h e r e s u lt , a n d u n ic e s t b e in f la m m a t io n c a n t v tr a tti,,. Dr. IL H.K11 J*. 1*1.. W*1 a rc h St-. Phlia-.P*.
rassed.”— Washington Herald.
e s to r e d t o Its n o r m a l
time we have some specimens of this c t a o k n e d n i t n i o u n t , a n b d e a t r h i n l a g t u w b i e l l r be
d e s tro y e d fo r e v e r ;
"Your son," said the professor, “ has. breed that have been pronounced by n in e ca ses o u t o f te n a r e c a u s e d b y f'a t a r r h .
T h e B ru te !
are the men who have
w
h
ic
h
Is
n
o
t
h
i
n
g
b
u
t
a
n
In
fla
m e d c o n d it io n ol
put them to the hard­
I>een Inhering under a misapprehen­ the best Kastern experts aa equal to
“ Paps, what’s the use of eaying 'good :
t h e m u c o u s su rfa c e s .
est tests in the rough­
by’ when you're talking over tbe tele­
sion." "W h a t !” exclaimed the humble anything in the United State».’ ’
w - w i n g i v e O n e H u n d r e d D o lla r s fo r a n y
o f i'c a fn e s a (c a u i c d by c a t a r r h ) t h a t c a n ­ phone?”
est weather.
but honest parent, with Joy In Ida voice.
President Bryan today announced his r n a o s t e be
c u r e d b y H a l l ’s C a t a r r h f 'u ru . S e n d fo r
Get the original
"N
o
use,
I
suppose.
Tommy,
except
that
c
ir
c
u
la
r
s
,
fr
e
e
appointment
of
the
officers
and
direc­
"Y e don't mean It?"
"Mean what?"
Tower's Fish Brand
it means that the conversation hat closed.
F J. C H E N E Y A C O .. T o le d o , O .
tors of the state association who will
"That Joalar has boon workln'.’*
B o ld b v D r n r g ls t s 75c.
made since 1836
I never use it except when 1 am talking
T a . e B a l l 's F a m i l y P i l l s f o r r o n t t lp a t lo n .
catalog n tM m u rue asking
Musical Manager — Now, candidly, work with him in getting the Berkshire
to your mother.”
association established in Washington.
talking of tin* performance of W agner­
S ls s g a ln * E ffs c t .
They follow:
ian opera, what do you think of our
First Cosd— Whnt makes Prof. Crank-
There are, altogether, foreign and Da­
Vice president, Paul Clagstone, Spo­
company's exct-ullon? Candid Critic—
leigh use that curioua dialect?
P N U
N o. 1 3 -0 «
tive, 25,799 persons that are actively en­
kane; secretary, J. H . Smith, Pullm an;
Second Coed— That lan't a dialect. It’a gaged in bringing the gospel to Iudia.
It la not execution, my friend; It la
treasurer, W . D. Goodrich, Wauna. bla way of trying to convey the idea that
H E N w r i t i n g to a d v e r tls o r u p l e a * «
while ten years ago there were only 16,-
aaslaalniitlon. lioltlmore American.
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r.
Directors: A . M. Stevens, Kllensburg; bs uaea the simplified spelling.
180— a gain of nearly 60 per cent.
"Y o u ’re rather a young »nan to ho A . A . Somerville, Centralis; Pllnny
H as H opes.
left tn charge of a drug store.” said Khepardson, Castle
Rock;
W. W.
Sklttleaon— You won't mind this stock
the fussy old gentleman. “Have you a Shields, Sprague; D. C. Dilworth, Spo­
yards smell when you get used to it.
diploma?” "W h y — er -no. air,” replied kane.
Beere—-Oh, well, then I’ll live in hope.
the drug clerk, “but we have a prej»-
Y’ou see, I’ve been breathing it only about
O f Interest to Farm ers,
arntioii of our own that'a Juat na good.”
nine or ten years.— Chicago Tribune.
The following publications of interest
— Philadelphia Preas.
Mo hen will And Mrs. Winslow*» Soothing
W ife— I came serosa a bundle of yotit to farmers and others have been issued Byrup the brit remedr to use for their children
by
the
Agricultural
department
of
the
during the teething period.
old love letter« to-day. Husband— Dhl
Federal government and w ill be furn­
you rend them over? W ife— Y'ea. Hus­
A G o o d Fls h e ru s s s n .
ished free, ao long as they are availa­
band And what waa the effect of that
A
small
boy who lives near a lake
ble, except where otherwise noted, up­
|M*rusal? W ife— I wondered which was
on application to the Superintendent waa fishing and his mother had to call
the bigger fool—you for writing them
U S E D T H E W O R LD O V E R T O D U R E A D O L O IR O R E O A T .
of Documents, Government Printing him five times to make him hear, says
or I for marrying jou.nf^er receiving Office, Washington, D. C .: .
the Philadelphia Telegraph. Finally,
them.
Look
Bulletin No. 108.— Irrigation Prac­ she lauded on him, and. shaking him Always remember the full name.
"I received your majesty’s messag«.’ tice Among Fruit Growers on the Pa­ In a terrible manner, wanted to know
for this signature on every box.
25c.
said the new missionary. "D id I un- cific Coast. By E . J. Wickson, M. A ., why be did not answer. This was the
reply:
“
I
didn’t
hear
you
for
the
first
deratand you would do me the honor to professor of agriculture practice, U n i­
call upon me and dine to-morrow?” versity of California, and horticulturist three times, aud the last time I bad a
"Almost correct,” replied the cannibal of the California agricultural experi­ bite.”
chief, “ I said I would call and dine tip- ment station. P p. 54, pis. 10, figs. 7.
They have made bread from peanut
on
you
to-morrow.”— Philadelphia Price 16 cents. This bulletin gives the meal for many year* in Spain. The bread
results of a special investigation into is light and porous, but rather unpalat-
Press.
the conditions, extent and methods ol ihle, and it is eaten only by tbe l">wer
Tow n»— There was a spelling
he©
irrigation as practiced among fruit Masses.
down at our church the oilier night.
growers of the Pacific coast.
The pastor gave out the words. I)ld
Bulletin No. 131.— I’ lana of Struc
The jaws of a wasp are so powerful
you hear about It? Browne— N o ; was turea in Use on Irrigation Canals in (hat the insect can cut its way through
MCMBCR OF THE FAMILY
It Interesting? Towne— ltather. The the United State», prepared under the shells.
—
MEN. BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES ANO CHILDREN.
first three words he gave out were "In­ direction of Elwood Mead, chief of irri­
crease,” "pastor,” “salary."— Philadel­ gation investigations, office of experi­
than M w o f h s » m anat maturar tn thm
phia Press.
mar h i, baoamma thay h old thatr
ment stations. Pp. 61, pis. 22. Price
ahana, ft* baciar, ormar ton par, and
lor
O'lfngnn— Ol have found the man 60 cents. This is an album of plans
•r a a t praatar ritm a than a n y athar
tna
orarid
t
a
-day.
I
tod
for
irrigation
structures,
designed
by
that hit me wld a brick ns Ol was pa sa­
Hxrlxuwely.
W.L. Doaglis $4 ind $5 Slit Edg* Shoes Cannot Bo Equalled At Any Price
the
in’ the nlley, Mr. Murphy. Mr. Mur­ leading irrigation engineers of
J ’A r T f O ! l .
W . L. !>>v f l a t name and price is stumped on bottom. T a k e W o A n t » « t l t u t e .
8o?r ' CfS r l J ? fy i t i ,
phy— And what dhl you do with him? West, made from drawings exhibited
ryW ^
* hoe#
f a c t o r y an ^ p^t^of^the worlds Illu*-
O'Hngan— Nothin’.
’Twas all n mis­ at Paris in 1900 and at Buffalo in 1901.
Bulletin No. 168.— Annual Report of
take— the man was only doing his duty,
Icrrigation and Drainage Investigations
lie thought Ol was n policeman In
under the direction of Elwood Mead,
plain clothes.— Smiles.
chief of irrigation and drainage inves­
A government Inspector, entering n tigations, office of experiment stations.
The old cold goes; • new one
rural postoffire, expressed surprise tip- Pp. 756, pis. 12, figs 129. This is
quickly comes. It’s the story
on seeing n woman at the delivery win­ the general report of irrigation and
of a weak throat, weak lungs,
The
dow. "I was under the Impression,” drainage investigations in 1904.
Is im sltli » p ro o f o f tk ! reliabillt. aud c o a l duucc our p»- ever, will chew yoer food properly snd thoroughly,
said he, “that a man was In charge of complete report was issued in limited
a tendency to consumption.
S r n o I s * . In *». S p ecia lists a lw a y s in a tten d a n ce, while your looks srs improved beyond description.
assuring prompt sad courteous sttsntioa. L a d y a ttan d - A hollow tooth thst is now useless esn be filled sad
edition,
which
is
now
exhausted,
but
this office.” “ Anil so he was," replied
A y e r ’s C h e r r y P e c to ra l
crowned so shst It is ssved for probsbly t lifetime.
a n t alwsys prescat.
♦he woman sharply, "blit I
married it has been reprinted in form of nine
K r.lo M o P o in looo D en t lota — Our reputation for T « secure the best results you must seenre the
breaks
up
the
taking-cold
reliability tod thoroughBcM it well e«ttb!ithed. C le a n li­ highest grads o f skill.
separates
for
free
distribution.
him.”— Atlanta Constitution.
ness, G ood W o r k and Q u ick S e rv ic e .
Examination free sad invited. W hen desired you
Bulletin No. 177.— Evaporation Loss­
habit. It strengthens, soothes,
can have T . P. W ise or a y personal service.
“ A N D I T D ID N ’T H U R T A B I T ’ *
“Dora, would you be willing to marry
es in Irrigation and W ater Require­
P t ln le e e E x tra c tio n . 50 cen ts. E x tr a c tio n F re e
heals. Ask your doctor about it.
n young man who has to make his own
O u r fo rc e in no o rg en ix ed th at w e can d o
w h et plat»« or bridge« tre ordered. Piste«
sod up.
ments of crops.
By 8. Fortier. Pp.
B eet P le te W o r k •— P trh to « your teeth h tvt beceeit y o u r e n tir e C r o w n , B rid ce a n d P la te W o r k
•
•
I
bed
*
terrible
eoid.
and
nothing
relieved
way In the world and who has nothing 64, pis. 2, figs. 19.
Price 10 cents.
•o nioleM thtt it it impossible to Irm ly «et t t bridge. in a d a y if n e c e s s a ry .
me. I tried Ayer’e Cherry Peetorel end it
but his love for you to recommend This contains the results of tank exper­
promptly broke up my cold, »topped my
Then the old stumps tre removed without reusing you the
eougb.end eaied every per* of mr body, ft
•lightest
pein, tnd t piste is itted. I f the piste it s per­
him?” "Certainly, Gerald, If I cared iments to determine the quantities of
did wonderful work for me.” —Mo. J. V. LOTS.
fectly it will look well sjid perform its work o f msstlcsting
Toledo,
Ohio.
yoer food «stUfsrtorily. W ith my so yesrs* experience ia
enough for him, but at present I don’t water evaporated from soils which re­
this work w ill gesrsntee stttsftction ia every esse.
know of nny such young man. Frosty ceive various cultural treatments and
by J. 0 . Ayfr Co., LovfU, Ma
C r o w n e n d B r id ie W o r k .— I t ’s s shsae to spoil
▲lao menufkotarers Of
yoer ptrsontl appesrtnes ssd rale your digestion ham
weather, Isn’t It?’’— Chicago Tribune.
to which the water was applied at dif­
tko
lock
leek o f teoth
teeth to properly msstlcete yoer (bed, w hen •
f
SARSAP AULLA.
bridge ctn he supplied thst will cease me discomfort whet-
Iluncum— I see by the papers that ferent depths; it contains also a few
PILLS.
BAM VM0B.
you have made an assignment for the experiments on the quantities of water
benefit of your creditors? Skinner— consumed by plants.
TMM MM WUHOMTSa, FMTUHM,
Bulletin No. 188.— Irrigation in the Keep the bowel» regular with A v e ri
Y'es; my afTnlrs are In n bnd stui;>e. I
PHI», ju st one pill each night
Yakim
a
Valley,
Washington.
By
8.
*1
won't tie able to pay 10 cents on the
O. Jayne. Pp. 89, pis. 2, figs. 4. Price
dollar. Runcorn— You're a lucky dog.
15 cents. This bulletin deecribea the
Why, when I failed two yenrs ago I
| irrigation works in the Yakim a valley,
had so much prot>erty left that I had
j Washington, and discusses the water
to pay CO cents on the dollar,— Chicago
M a r a n d ta s ta r o o lo a a I
Yam lOo p a o k sg » colors silk, w o o l snd cotton equally w a il
. supply, water rights, crops, and oppor- O o l o r m o r » g o o d s b
a n d Is g u a r a n t « « d t o
K iw i .
I t o n ikies f a r s a l t l a m e n t .
ol
f
S.S.S.
PURELY
VEGETABE
THE M EN WHO KNOW
SUCKERS. SUITS
AND HATS
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