The Stayton mail., January 03, 1908, Image 1

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THE STAYTON MAI L
Hy E. D. A LE X A N D E R .
T w elfth
“Ganderbone’s" Forecasts.
1807
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S u b scrip tio n , SL 2S P E R A NNUM
CLEARANCE
SALE
Is now on until Feb. 1st, 1908.
STAYTON, MARION COUNTY. O REGO N. JANUARY j . i q o 8 .
yîîap .
(CitpywriKlit
A. N B W S P A f l t R , N O T A N O N O A N
C . l l . Rieth.)
“ W hat ar« llii! bugles Mowin' fur?"
Haiti Bacli’lor on parade;
“ It's New Year I*ny, it* Now Year Day,"
» % w>
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rins the water e earner they will vote
dry. They are veiy ingenious, and
know how to turn the gas meter hack.
They have large families ami »mall in­
comes. They are good at figures and
o n tell you whether a woman's shape'
is real or excelsior. They are slow to
marry, hut cun get a divorce ns quick j
as an) body They are yery shrewd in I
money matters, and never give their j Come now and get the cream of a $25,000 stock of
wives the money.
goods before lines and sizes are broken.
Don’t answer the doorbell this I
month. It's a book agent. Keep the !
S A L E PR IC ES O N
70c 36 in. all wool green­
silverware under the ooal pile. If you
S A L E PRICE O N
come home late at night, look out for
ish check dress goods.
Dress Goods
the highwaymen and walk"in the mid- ,
Good every month in
Men’s Overcoats
die of the street as the |Mdicemen does. #2.co 92 in. blue, fancy
the year. Sale price, yd 57c
Don't write love letters. Hhe will save dress goods, with a red
$25.00 men's black over­
them.
silk pin check— a beau­
coat, always right—has
But not w ithstandin’ Leap Years tricks ty. The advance pat­
heavy black satin lining
S A L E PRICE O N
And maids' and widows’ weed»,
tern for 1908.
Sale
—a finished garment
And thi>’ our hard luck comes along
price, per y d .........
$1.99
sales price .................. $18.65
CLOTHING
Just like a string of Ix-ad«,
2.00 90 in. blue serge,
Cheer up, cheer up! Its not so had
18.00 men's black over­
steam shrunk, one of
$18.00
men's
suit
........
14.35
coat, with a slight tinge
W ith us a» 'tie with Ted,
the patterns for spring •
Who had to come to it and knock
of gray, a thorough gar­
’08. Always right, al­
J 7.50 men's suit
13.20
Mis third term in the head.
ment,
sale price........... 13.35
w ays good. A bargain
Tlio Woman Muter »aid.
“W hat male«* you looli to white, no
white?"
Haiti HarlHIor on parade:
“ I'm dreadin' what we've not to face,"
The Woman Mater »aid.
“ For Leap Y#ar in upon on,
And the Kid1* will UM a wire,
They'll hook n» like a poodle
Whan the licenses expire,
An' they’ll dump 11 » in the wagon
An’ we're off to find a »quire,
For they’re laying for the hach'lor
In the mottlin'.”
The big bet for thi» m onth will be
Taft. The Atlatic fleet will approach
the Morn with a bent »py-glu»* looking
afotind for Jap» “<>, Moll,” wtiiapered
in I'nole Joe Cannon's ear, will be the
pass-word to get any thing before Con­
gress Japan will have a slack month
at the Nagasaki navy yards, and will
at sale price, per yard 1.98 16.50 men's suit ........ 12.85 12.50 men's grey over­
build only twenty »even more war
1.29 44 inch all wool
14.50 men's suit
11.45
ships. Trio g u e s s on Roosevelt's fut­
coat, a good strong gar-
IF
YOI
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F
WORK,
or
brown
serge,
a
pattern
ure for this month will he'that he will
men, good for 3 winter's
12.50 men's suit ......... 10.00
become a Congressman alter he loaves have spare time, you should get our that is worn very much.
wear,
sale price........... 9.95
the White Mouse, and will go into the proposition. No mail order scheme, Good opportunity to
10.00 men's suit ........ 8.40
ring with Williams uud DeArmoud. but a clean straight business, at which
buy a good piece of
Don't tnink that winter is
8.50 men's suit
.... 7.35
Mr. Ilryaii will walk around the Dem­ others are making money with no goods at a great reduc­
over
with—we will have 100
ocratic nomination with a ha minor, to coni|M-tition. The first acceptable ap­ tion. You have been
7.50 men's suit ........ 5.65 days of rainy weather yet—
see if there is any place where he could plicant gets your territory. Write to­ paying $1.90 to 5 i- 7 *)
uuil it down. Money will continue day, tomorrow may 1«) to late. Par­ for same goods, now
6.50 men's su it.........
4.95 therefore we will -give 25 per
cent or % off on all men's crav-
shy, rising out of range and Hying 8 ticulars free. Dominocards Co., 1807 on sale at, per yard 98c
5.00 men’s su it........... 4.15 enette coats.
miles. Mr. Lawson will put his mask Chouteau, 8 t. Louis, Mo.
on and go back into the game, jobs
Vi off on all women’s, misses and children’s suits, coats and jackets. $2? suit for 16.69;
Gu«»t» Who Won’t Ordsr.
will continue to run when they see
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suit for 1467; 18.00 suit for 12.00; 18.00 coat for 12.00; 19.00 suit for 10.00; 12.00 suit
Tho business mau returned to his of­
you coming, and sometime during the fice
temi>er after the luncheon f6r 8.00. So on down the line — Vi off, a great saving surely.
m onth Mr. Morgan will decide wheth­ hour. In a “I bad wish
people who haven’t
er he bus all the money lie wants now, minds of their own would come to a
realizing sense of the liother that they
or if lie will continue the panic.
to their friends anil woyld devel­
After the 20th we sluil! be under are
op
a
Initiative on thetr own ac­
the influence of Aquarius the water count," little
be
said. “Maybe It’s only a
Many Color Lines In Cuba.
carrier, the eleventh sign of the Zodiac. mistaken Idea of ixillteness, but any­
There are social distinctions In Cuba
Coder this favoruble sign, Prohibition how It's a nuisance to be entertaining based
upon color. There Is not one
will establi»h about HO more storm a |»crson at the club and ban? him ut­ bat several
color lines, though these
terly without Ideas as to what lie wnuts are not eternal,
centers, boose will run another mile to
hard, fast and un­
with a full line of
cat
nnd
drink.
You
ask
him
and
he
in nothing south of the Mason A. Dix­ says he'll leave It to you, which Is ex­ changeable, os In the United States. In
on line, and Carrie Nation will work actly what you don't want him to do. Cuba social life is run largely by Single
clubs. There are in almost ev­
with a hatchet in each hand. To Cow can you divine his tastes. I’d like social
ery
town
nnd village negro clubs, two
tc
know?
What
appeals
to
you
very
qnotan Omar of the Oklahoma desert, likely won’t to him, and you know and or three grades
of mulatto clubs and
Mush little bar-room,
white
jlubs.
In
one nnd at Its func­
he knows It. But your selections from
may appear the husband, exclud­
Don’t you cry—
the menu arc always met with the tions
the wife; In another, the wife,
You’ll Is- a drug-store
comment ‘That’s very nice,’ or ‘You ing
but
not
the husband; In n third, their
couldn’t
suit
tne
better.’
And
so
you
Old Hickory
By and by.
children,
but neither the father nor
go
through
the
meal
In
a
hit,nnd
miss
January was named after Janus Bi- fashion that certainly gets on the mother. To the world this will appear
frons, known as “Two-Faced Janus.” nerves_of the host. The next time I incredible, almost Incomprehensible.
Superior Drills. Canton Plows.
Here It Is convention, fixed, settled, ac
Me was the originator of what is run up against that kind of man I’m cepted
nnd operative. These distinc­
going to sit back and lot him do tions, however,
known as “the politician’s life-saver.” Just
run but for a lifetime.
A wave of prohibition was .»weeping the entire ordering.”—New York Press. —Army and Navy Life.
O R EG O N .N ’
Koine, and Bifrons, a candidate for
the Senate, had to declare himself one
way or the other to every third man
he met. But lie was a foxy Dago, and
when he was asked, “ Do you drink,
Begin the New Year Aright
Bifrons?” he would slyly ask in return,
“ Is this an invitation, or do you just
by opening an account with
%
want to know?”
We now have the most corn»
THE
Home had a gate iiunicd for Janu.
It led from the Palatine to tne tjuiri-
plete line of Groceries we
S ta y to n S ta te B a n k :
nal Mill, and was closed only when
have ever shown. Our stock
Koine was at peace with the world.
we will tender you our services in all matters
This occurred but four times—under
of this years crop in Canned
pertaining to judicious banking
Niima, Augustus Caesar and Vespatian
and after the first Punic War. Julius j
goods has just arrived and
ST A Y T O N S T A T E BANK,
Caesar kept the gate open wider than '
consists of Preferred Stock,
anybody. Just to satisfy hnnaelf that
Stayton, Oregon.
no other Koman had ever had any­
Extra Selected, A. & L. extra
thing on him in this reep'ct, he once!
drove twenty loads of hay through
standard, also the standard
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through the gate abreast, as against a
in Red Cross,California state
record of fourteen loads. Censor was a
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great joker, and his favorite pun was
' and other brands.
made at this gate. Biding through 4 *
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when the sun was acting, he pointed
BONDS! BONDS! BONDS!
at the sunset with one hand and at a /
the passing railroad construction crow ,
W ATERS BROS. INVESTM ENT CO.
witli tlie other, and exclaimed to his
Offers a lim ited number of Bonds for
lieutenants, "Behold, the day goes!"
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Sale draw ing Five and Six Per Cent.
T o introduce our Mokona 25c package Coffee we
After th at we shall have very plea-
Security, A I.
Sem i-annual Interest.
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ant weather. The moon will be full i
will give one-half pound free with every pound pack­
A BOND IS A F IR S T MORTQAOE.
on the 18th, and persons we never' *
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Call on or write
age. Other roasted Coffee from 20 to 40c a pound in
heard of will be mentioned for vice- v»
president. The Fish-Marrimnn fight
bulk and in I to 5 lb. tins.
Waters Bros. Investment Co. *
will go into the tenth round, nnd Mr. * 7 *
% Kish will complain to The Mague tribu- *£.
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Rooms 16 and 17 o \e r Bush's Bank.
Goods delivered to any part of the city.
mil that Mr. Mnriman is irsing knocks. j e
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Salem , Oregon.
Persons born in January have cold j T .
feet, anfl do not play poker. If they j
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G. D. TROTTER, Stayton.
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H ere We A re Again
Double
Harness
Jackson
Thompson Buggies
Wagons
Korinek & Mielke,
New Crop
l^offee
Gehlen Bros.
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