The Redmond spokesman., December 21, 1911, Image 3

EVARTS’ QUAINT HUMOR.
M«* *«• I*.,,,,I . P„,|
Because
During tlic U>t .I nvi ut Oliver
" ••M.I.-II lliillm
lift. I,f. , l , | t f i |
H aahm gfon in .'fiiupnny with Itoli
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pt
, u r a l f a n d l u c c r wful in titu tio n
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ti - i
lunik in <*\ « t v p a r tic u la r
ECAUSE your »«•count w ill be apprw»int«*«l liy the Imnk and
your in lo rrat will alwaya U* carefully cortm«l«*rc»l.
KCAl’SK thia l*ank I im * un excellent lire und burglar pr.*if
aafe. uml in further protected by burglary inaur«
alter.
Kt’Al'NK thin hank atudiea the needa ..f it m cuHtonicra. and
pro|M'rly tukea care of them whether their bunin«**«n
I k * large or amall.
STATE HANK OF REDMOND
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O re g o n
W. S. IttNlman, I’rea,
Dii ph II
Jarkaon, Vic«* IVea.
Koy A. Ituah, Caahier.
iKK YOU GOING TO BUILD?
J. M . lie v a r d , th e a rc h ite c t, m ake»
co m plete plum« und specifications
fo r a ll classes o f b u ild in g » .
Our
price«« u n * r ia lt i.
lad un fig u re
w ith yo u .
■van! & (¿ a n t,
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»»»#n I n t o Hi* S e n a t i
R e d m o n d , O re.
• rt • W inllirop, .iii.l I»it I, ..f | | | ,
«••»ifral.l.. in.-ti t i.it n l ili,, f in ,! ,.
i 1 *• 111 * •, i on |l|,. o , , n .tin i,f ,ot|,t*
■ i rciii.ini, ,
i r o * .|r .| I In* g«|
I ' r i « M.tli
mi
timi I In- v vuTr
umilile to obtain arai* They »ont
• lu ir i il r. I. to Mr I varia, hoping
• luit l.c might arrange « piar«* for
Uieiu, anil when ||,< ini-t tlicm m the
iimrl.li' r.Miiu In. explained th e dirti
cult v.
“ I ha galleries are crowded, a*
kilo*,' I,,- Mid, "mid tlic rule,
of I lie M i m i c adm it In tlic floor iif
the <■ I mm lier only niemliera of die
t* o house* of rollare»*, Incili Itera of
the i aliinct, juatii'c, of the supreme
court, c l senators, persoti» *t It i a
ha«e rc.ci\e i| the thank» of con
(fren and private >e. retariea to ,cli
alora I . .iniiot yet you udiinaaion
ill any oilier «»purity, l.nt if you
• ¡II »crept highly rcaprcial.lc and
remunerative «inphiytiirnt «» mv
privatif ac. rifarle. I » 1 11 find you
►
enta on die floor ” Hoth tini poe-
ftfid the atalraiimn »cccpted, and
Mr I.ta rta took them to the door,
« > re l.e odore* > <| the doorkectie;
a» folio* a
“ My dear »ir, t l i . æ t » o young
men are my private aecreiariea
A . . . I will ol.aerve th a t they are liotli
ter» preen and ignorant, but I am
trv mg to have patience with them
and overliMik llo-ir deflcieneu*#, |
• iati ton would take a pood look at
them
that alien diet come here
aifnm to ace me «ou ta ill know
them '" And with tlmt lie poahetl
o|*di the .winging doors and inn-
t ."lieti I *r 11 ol mea and Mr Win
throp to pa«« in, while the d.tor- ,
kr. |W r III a lw vt ild.Ted aort of « at
remarked in an u n d ertone :
* Well, P I
hlan k etir
TSa C a p t ' . a C a n a r y .
H. G. H H RRIG K
CROOK
e O lJ X T Y
L A X I)
R E D M O N D R E AL U S T A TU
R E D M O N D , O R EG O N
Fish Market
/ h a v e o p e n e d a l :i s h M a r k e t in
in t h e H o t e l R e d m o n d A n n e x on
0 s tre e t b e tw e e n / : a n d F s tre e ts
and w ill k e e p on s a le
FRESH FISH, OYSTERS,
CLAMS, CHARS,
LOBSTERS, SHRIMPS,
E v e ry th in g w ill he F R E S H e v e ry
d a y , a n d y o u r p a t r o n a g e is s o l i c *
ite d .
S a tis fa c tio n g u a ra n te e d .
I. W . D A V I E S ,
Redm ond
“ If J..I. hud .'ti r tackled the job
I h.ite la*e|| at u1! morning he would
hate It«.f I 1 » r.-putalion,’’ aaid the
li.rtl fancier "I bate l.*en Irving to
tea. h Ih a little rn- . 1 1 of u . an.irt
• o flv down.
hate not tet »oc-
. rede,| lie * ,|| fly lip a little wav
and straight out. Inti n»t down.
Thai .a one lug difference lietween
a < unary Ixvrn in freetlom and one
lairn in captivity I'n d r r die tu i­
tion of ita par.nla the free lord a ill
flt down aa readily ai> up. but wlico
left to hi* own rca.nirce« or taught
hr a human frnm l the prianner
fenra the downward flight. If In-
cage hang. only a few me he, front
the floor the little fellow |w*cr*
down in trepidation, lie distrust*
himwelf and fear« a bump. The
o|icn «pace* around and al«tve *cem
not nearly an dangerotia.'*— Nc*
York Sun
Nat 8 » Marvalaut.
"I (ell ) e what it i*. Silaa,’’ aaid
f’n d e Moan I’eavev aa he and the
letter carrier aat in tlie pmtnffiee
diacuaaing thing* in general, “old
Sqmro ihm klct'a a-btiatin' good
ahot with a rifle. Ye can talk all
vc please about these glass bull
(hootem and your rarimm chain*
peen aliota down in the city, but
there ain't many on 'em can about
in the aame day with the »quire.
He kin hit a dollar tbrowed into
the air at fifty yard* nino tune* out
o’ ten "
“ Ye/. I reckon he kin," aaid Si­
laa “ Hut what if ho kin? After
all. M m *, ye know as well aa I do
tlmt a dollar look» ten time# bigger
to old Squire Dunkley than it does
to moat o' the rest on
Har
per'* Weekly.
BLEED ALMOST AT A TOUCH.
8iiS«r«rs r . . m HamapH.I.a Sarsly Oat
a C h a n t # I * L>ve L « « |
There is no accident of pr*> li.e
more dreaded hv the physician limn
I,, acc a patient upon whom he baa
performed ►nine trivial Operation,
siioli a# lancing a Innl or removing
adenoids, bleed and bleed and keep
on bleed mg, perhaps until he die«
All the usual remedo «, am It a*
pre«»ure, cold and the application of
atv pttea, and all the unusual ones,
• ii. Ii aa lu n g a ligature «round the
bleeding part or searing it with the
cautery, are tn e d and tried in vain.
I'ortiinatclv, this accident hap­
pen« rarely and can liap|>en at all
onlv hi the <■»*« of a new patient,
with wli..»e ennatitntion the doctor
is unfamiliar, but when it doca hap­
pen it scetna worse and more ter
ribb* than death from any oflier
• Mime following operation, for it is
•o iinlooki-d for tlmt it com«*« like a
boll from the blue.
Tin* « nnsl itilt iotml stall* to which
this accident is dm; is known as
bemoiiliilm Those subject to it are
■ »He.I “ bleeder* ' The di**ca«c i*
one of the blood Milel«. It coniiat*
iii a reduced coagulability—that 1 ».
the ctot* which ordinarily clo*c the
open mouth* of the minute blmxl
vessel* ami stop the blood from
«Mixing from a small wound do not
form; <-<in*rquentlv the blood con­
tinue* to escajH*. The globule* of
the blood and the coloring matter
ar<* usually as they are in health, for
the trouble i* purely a chemical one
—a ileliciency of lime salt*, the
presence of which I* »«MMitial if
clot* are to be formed.
In these . ase* it doe* not always
require u surgeon to infli. t a fata!
wound. A blow on the n«*s, an ac­
cidental cut or a mere pin M-ratch
may ojwn a »urtlcient number of
tiny hlo«><| v« !.*« !* to drum awav the
vital fluid. A man who know* him
self to 1 m * a bleeder d.M*s Hot dare
lo slmve; he will suffer any pain
from an ». hing tooth rather than
allow it to W pulled, am! lie is moat
careful not to let hi* hand* or lip*
rlmp in winter, l e t an accidental
crack «*|n.n the way to an uncon­
trollable outpouring of hl«jo«!,
\Vhv the hlixwl i* deficient in lime
salta is not known. The condition
o. hereditary, and, rwldlv enough, al
though i! aff«*c|, men and b o \, al­
most exclusively, it i* transmitted
through the female line. T hus a
man may 1 m * a bl«*e«lor; hi* children
will escape, but the male children
«>f hia daughter will almost surely,
one or all. suffer.
Moat bleeder* die in infancy, bul
not a few live to boyhood and Home
even to adult life before meeting
with the accident th a t lead* to the
fatal hemorrhage. Some few grow
out of the condition.
T reatm ent con»ist* in the daily
aduiiui«trati'.n of lime salt», such
a* tho lactate of calcium, through
long |>orio<l» of time. Oelatin ha*
also been used, apparently with ben­
efit.—Youth's Companion.
Understanding a W o m e n .
“ I>o you really t>e]iL*vc,” she ask­
ed, looking Bcroaa the table at him,
“ that any man is capable of under-
»tandmg a woman?”
“ 1 believe almost any man i*
capable of understanding a woman
nt tun»»».”
"A t what time», for instance?”
“ Well, when she open* the con­
versation by asiuring him that she
has made up her mind to !*e an old
mai«l and when ahe go»** out into
the vestibule to bid him g<>o»l night
and there assure* him tha t «he
think* it is f.Milish for a girl to let
a man kiss her before he ha* ealhvl
at least three time*.”—Chicago
l«e« ord-Hcrahl.
W a d n . a r t a y M.alsid.
A Hroadwav actor got carried
awav by the spirit of the times anil
remained carried awav for several
dart, lie catnc to himself in his
own room without knowing exactly
how lie got there. A friend sat be­
side him.
“ Hello,” he said as he opened his
eirn, “ wlmt day is this?"
“ This,” said hit friend, “ ia Thurs-
d»v "
The invalid thought it over a
minute.
“ What became of Wednesday?"
he asked.—Saturday Evening l ’ost.
C ■ p a r t O l # v s C u t t a r a .
The eutt»*r» of the great glove
houaea in Hrussel* and in Franc«
earn even higher wage* than the
cutters of the most fashionable !
tailor» in l«indon and New York
So difficult is tIlia art of cutting that
most of the principal cuttcra are
known to the trade by name and
by fame, ami the peculiar knivea
which they use in tne buxines* arc
so highly prized that they are hand­
ed down from generation to gener­
ation a* heirlooms.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
1021 people Ux>k advantage of my
special clfisinfi out sale last week.
Want to duplicate it this week and to
do so I have made a
SECOND CUT
on everything in the store. Some of
my special prices are so far below ac­
tual cost that it seems almost ridicu­
lous, namely, BOYS SUITS, $2.50.
COME IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
RUBBERS BELOW COST
E. L. R A P P
“ The Head to Foot Clothier.” R e d m o n d ,
Or.
Oregon Trunk Ry.
Service
-T O —
PORTLAND
ST. HAUL
DENVER
KANSAS CITY
SPOKANE
CHICAGO
OMAHA
ST. LOUIS
Daily Train
Leaves Redmond 7:21 a. m.. Opal City 8:00 a. m., Metol-
ius 8:90 a. m., and Madras 8:39 a. m., arriving Portland 6:00
p. m. Direct connection at Fallbridge for Spokane and points
east. Arrive Spokane 9:4o p. m. Through tickets sold to
eastern points, Puget Sound and other western points. De­
posit« accepted for west-hound tickets to be furnished persons
in the east. Details will be furnished on request.
H. BAUKOL, Agt.
Redmond. Ore.
R. B l DI). Chief E n g r
Portland. Ore.
Redmond Steam Laundry
I
wish to announce to the people of
Redmond and vicinity and sur­
rounding towns that I have start­
ed a STEAM LAUNDRY in Redmond
on 9th street between D and E streets,
and solicit their patronage.
PROMPT ATTENTION TO ORDERS.
PRICES REASONABLE.
GOOD WORK GUARANTEED.
Packages Called for and Delivered.
M R S . W . A . G O L D E N , P r o p ’r.
T** S m a rt.
“ It »!oe* not always pay to lie too
“Spare me!" cried the captive, •m art," said a lawyer “ At our
"and i will lm your slave for life. hoarding house a new wait rea» was
I am a cook by trade, and I can employed, and a young chap asked
her wiiat he should call her.
make you any dish yon desire."
" ‘«’all me Hearl,' »he said.
“ Well," replied the cannibal king,
“ 'Are you the pearl of great
“ yon do look as if you would make
a good dish. I think we can use priew*?' he asked.
“ ‘No,’ answered th« girl. ‘1
you."
This reply, Wing somewhat am ­ gue«s I am the pearl that was cast
biguous, left the captive in doubt l>efore »wine.* "— New York Times,
but not for long.
T h sy A t , Him.
HEW
T o t» /r
Wall Paper
All Designs and Patterns
Ininks, Suit Cases, V alises, Rugs,
Carpets and Furniture
•* H . I R V I N ,
Redmond
M**nt W h a t H# S a . 4 .
O ub isu * .
—’Hon my word, madam, I
should scarcely have known yon,
you have altered so much I
She _Kor the better or for the
worse ?
l i e —Ah, madam, you could only
change for the better I
Wetlderly—l*et me congratulate
vou, old b«*y. Thia is probably tha
happiest day »>f your life.
Singleton—You are a little pre­
vious, dear boy; I ’m n»t to be m ar­
ried until tomorrow.
We»lderly— 1 know it, end you
heard what 1 »aid.
Tum A Lum Lumber Co.
Wholesale and Retail ITealers
LUMBER AND
BUILDING MATERIAL
Shingles, Brick, Lime and Cement,
Ro»>ting and Building Paper
Office and Yard 2 blocks cast of Redmond Hotel, Redmond