The Port Orford tribune., July 15, 1908, Image 4

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MT OF LUCK.
" I waa riding uptown In a surface
car la New York , r.e day tbs other
week,” said a peat offiee Inspector
• when a mighty ladlooklng .¿ Id e a l
TM E CHÉERFVL T í
In s titu tio n
T hat
Toward th« Bolts
of
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“ ‘Unbeknownst,’ too, aa good
"People sway up Slzlh avenee heard old Hntrcy damp would say, I
his happy, boisterous ba! has! a n t «fton administered the telephone-
came ruahlng along to see what w*s
cure to my hnsband and children.
-producing all of th * fun.
• " T h e pain efifcsvfng hla log cut off If Hei.i v yawned a good deal in
has put tho i<K>r i.M gentleman off ills the evening and didn't «sent to
•head,' was th" eyr.;-i.thrtlc raraark of care to read, or to talk, I Would
w lot of us who at, i«| around watch#,* say, carelessly:
him and Uatp.nlnA to his almost vft
" ‘Henry, call upOeorge Blank?,
lent outbreaks of mirth. ‘Hla agony
has made him delirious, poor uld c h a y ’ and ask how They all are, over
became the universal verdict aa the there; we haven’t heard from
middle-aged man's roars of laughter them for several days; or, Henry,
grew even louder.
rail up your mother and ask how
"But there waa something !p tho
all
the folks are-? tellh rf we want
quality of hla lauphier that periled
ma, for all th a t I t ».luudt-d to sis like to k n o w .’ T b e iw l i t t l e te le p h o n e
mighty healthy, human, rollicking iympif3luins would brighten deer
Jsagkter—laughter that was erti.M ly old Hunry up uiuaxingly. When
proceeding from the m irthful midriff the children were nt home from
’of the run-over man. To my ears it
»ehool with colds, too. the tele­
didn't have even a little bit of the grue­
some sound of the kind of laughter phone was onr great comfort.
that proceeds from those in a state of Indeed, I think the world at large
delirium.
is nngenerodaly aitant cogeerping
"There, there, old chap, easy now— the countless glorious messages of
we'll get you out of that fix' all right *
golden cheer which, day by day,
aald some of the willing helpers, aa
they started to see what they could do in every direction, flit along tba
toward disentangling the mid dis- aged telephone wiree."
faan from the wheels of the car.
cottonseeo “OUVE OIL."
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Thanks, boys,’ he replied, to their
DUTerenoe
Between Tt and the (tann­
amazement, la a tone of perfect un
derstandlng. 'But, say.' be went oa.
ine A rticle D ifficult to
'It's ao blamed funny!’ and be went
. Detect.
Into another paror..i*am of laughter.
'T h e helpers tacked at one another
If it weren’t for the influence of
With mystified countenances.
a name and u tradition Americans
* 'Why, t in t oiatra not hysterical,
—. would not send money abrond for
nor bug-house, elthar.' aald one
the cottonseed oil manufactured
them. 'Bay, old friend,’ he continued
__ at man,
home. Hut to please the Amer-
addressing tbs still prostrate
h-Bn imagination, says the Jack
'what'» all this that's so inferoaiiy
fanny, hey? You might as wall let sonville Tiinca Dnion, it mini go
ua all la oa It, hey J*
abroad to be labeled “olive oil”
“Tba man who waa lying face down­
before
they will use it in their
ward on the w«t pavement, with hi»
lag still under thd * oar wheel, re­ salads or for the other uses the al­
leged olive oil is put to. if it were
strained his mirth with great difficulty
long enough to gasp:
bought at home, for one thing, it
" 'Why. dang It -all, boys, can't you would be too cheap. It is tile |>ri<v
ase that the lag that'« bean run over of “olive oil” that makes it dear
la a woo-woo-wooden leg!’ and then
to the epicure.
No tariff fines
ha howled Joyously once again.
"The willing helpers looked as tf can shield us from the imposition*
they'd gone up against a sad sort of a put upon.us. for ex|>erts cannol
sail, but the prostrate man's laughter
detect the difference between upl-
was perfectly infectious, and they
tonseed
oil and olive oil, tt is as­
tolatd la t t
serted. One is just as nutritions
"Then they managed to pall him
from beneath the car, when they saw and tustes a* well as tbe other
Both are bland
that, aura enough, the crushed leg waa when refined.
Of ths seamned ash variety.
vegetable oils, • free from any
"They put the good-humored mid­ harmfnl effect upon the system.
dle-aged man Into a cab and sent him
Cottonseed is welt boiled before
along to the home address he gave. He
Waved hla hand m errily at them out of the oil is expressed from it. The
the cab window before etartlng tor oil Is inimeasurably superior to
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M o rta lity .
"You seem to hav. a pretty large
cemetery here, my frleud."
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"W a l. yeah.”
"W hat causes meet of the deaths. If
I may aik?"
"W uL liver complaint, mostly,"
"N o !"
•'Yeah. A feller with a white liver
ain't noways likely to last tang in this
gulch, stranger "—Pu<k.
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Ywooelnus « f i t
L ittle Oladye—Auntie, deer, do all
the people who die and go U the bad
place camp oat?
Auht—W hy. ao. child Why do you
L ittle O la d y e -W e ll, our Sunday
school trarhcr .told as to-day that tue
»«•at waa to teats.- Judge.
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County, Oregon, for the purpose of
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in T he E ven in g T ele g ra m , of Port-
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.ening newspaper published Ji_
the purohase of the 8 E t NW1 A Lots
pion ; it contains a ll the news »1 the
l £ 9 o f Section No., 11, In .Township
,state and of the n ation . T ry i t for a
N“ -, »3 8outh, Range Ne.
West, and
m onth. A sam ple eonv w ill be m a il­
w ill offer proof to show th a t the land
ed to vou tree. Addreac
soeght Is more valuable for Its tim b e r
N otice fo r P u b lic a tio n .
o r stone than fo rag rfc a ltu ra i purposes,
T H E
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end to establish his oleins to aata land
P O R T L A N D , OR.
Land Office at Roseburg, O re.,
before J . H . U p to n, U . S. Comm iatan-
e r a t L u g lo ia , Oregon, on Thursday,
'A p r i l 21at, 1908.
the 3rd day o f September, 1M8.
Notice Is hereby given th a t Oornetios
H e names ea wltnesecs
F ie ld in g of Port Orford, Oregon, has
filed notice of his intention to make fi­
nal commutation proof in support of
, N O T IC K .
his claim , viz: Homestead E n try No.
W . T W h ite
14329 made February 19, 1907, fo r Lota
A n y and a ll persons cla im in g ad­ 3, 4, A E ) 8 a J, Ssetion IS. Tow
Notice ia hereby given to all whom
versely the above described Unda are 32 South, Range IS W est, W .
it may concern, not to enter upon .
requested to file th e ir claim s in tots o f­ th a t said proof w ill ba made
floe oa o r before said 3rd day of Sep­ H . Upton, U. S. Commissioner, at hla or trespass, in a n y m a n n e r, upo n
tember, 1908.
r office in-Langlois, Oregon, on M on day
the lend of the undersigned, aitua-
B bwawix L, E ddy , Regis'er.
J u ly 20:h, 19M.
H e names the following witnesses to lea near Denmark, Curry county,
prove h i* continuous resident« u p o n , Oregon, for I he purpose of hunting
and cultivation Of, the land, via
with guns or dogs, 0» fishing. A lap
Ë . B. H a ll, of P o rt O ifo n i, Oregon,
not to Jes ve any gqte open on going
ö yru e Madden, o f ’’
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through, or otherwise trespass In
Fxlward P io k e t.o f ”
any tnsnuer. Any |>erson or per­
J a m e - Ellis, of
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HARRY WILSON
U kitko S tatu L ano O rn e s ,
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Roseburg, Oregon, Jun e 3«, 1908.
N o n e s Is hereby given th a t the State
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Indem nity ¿«lections io which is »elect­
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and a ll persons claim ing adversely tbe
above described land nr any legal sub­
division thereof, or c la im in g the same
under the m ining laws, o r desiring to
show said land to be more valuable (or
m in eral than for agricultural purpose*,
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o r to object to said selections fo r a
law fu l reason, should filo th e ir clai
or th e ir affidavits o f protect or contest
In thi« office.
I hereby designate the Port Orford
T rib u n e , published a t P o rt OTford, O r­
egon. as the newspaper in which tb«
above notice is TO be published.
J. M . L.ivtnEsCF.,
lloceiver.
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tliree, South range fourteen Wee» o f
W illam ette m eridian, Oregon. A ll p at­
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hog's fnt for cittnary purpoRes.
It cannot but bi- wholesome, while
lard can only be wholesome if the
hog was free from disease when
ki,,»*d “id no one can know that
when purchaatiig lard. When cot­
tonseed oil is transformed into
hotter it makes a product superior
to most sulisl ifhles for row's but­
ter. Nevertheless great quanti-'
ties of the southern prodnet will
| continue to be »ent nbtoad, and
Americans will eontigge
pay
the expíense of transportation
both ways and a good sited proflt
to tbe foreign handler- in order
that be may befooled. He likes to
be fooled. Even when he knows
that It is impodsihle to manufac­
ture from pure olives all the olive
oil sold he will not take the hint.
He doesn’t want to. .He is above
tbe weak nets of a patrfotie desire
to patronise home products. He
want» the brand; never mind what
the atqff ia.
W ANTED
U ( « J ) B E A C H , O H E tìO S,
I » «atass-jv M o t i o n .
I n • ffeD er"* « f i f t m i n r u p t t f t h e
•scarred
r .
numerous lurthioieu! ihveiithma
, “A t Forty-second street a well w h ic h c o n tr ib u te la r g e ly te th e
midd-'t aged man awtertaofc to g n y e ty o f n a tio h a , th e te le p h o n e ,
»wing fclmJotf on M a rt t h i open par
while it war »lytlci», J"s: alter ma!:- it appear*, does not fall behind,
nay a the iutliananolia Journal.
Ing the atop at it»., <OM|e».
“It Just occuft-. ti to me the
"He had got o,K fc-.-t pd thn running
hoard, when the Scot that art» reeled other day,” said a woman in a lit­
OB the 'hot f d - s w H »dpt»-;. I I -
tle (fboup of < lub toijerers who
•lipped and f.?! f. re k H co hla hand..
utter
H ie left lex »X.-I Iw a rtth the wkeeut were bating a'social
the club had adjwrtrnetfiAjiat. we
O f the moving .far. ,
"The conductor who waa sollectlng do not give the telephone ItsJust
farce from tee ra n tin g toard, fra n t.r due of praise ah a <he»r dim rib
ally rang the u : t to »top iha car. 1 feen utor. One (»cars a pood deal, now
men In the e v , Inclddlag i^yeelf,
and then, about the uacful tele­
sfeonted hoarsely, sod thn women on
th e car screamed sa if ¡x-dtcai ha t phone, the wonderful telephone,
troken loos -. One of the w axen rank the conveniept telephone, but
hack la a dead fain t, and ah« had to re ally 1 have never hoard any one
fee ekrrlad Into a drug »tore after th» call it the ‘cheerful telephone.'
incident waa over.
Perhaps, however, one need* to be
"The aonductnr’a signal to the mo-
a
suburban dweller to realise
. torman waa toe late, T h e ’car uraan't
what an entertaining and agree­
brought to a stop
tk c r. was a to r
rlble
grinding, } IrTurf
c ru n ch .n a able companion.the telephone is.
sound. The wk.-,>U had passed .over In trite phrase, words can hardly
the middle-aged man'» left leg. It Fas
tell wliut a valuable affair the tel
sickening
eplione
is in the country. In the
"A hundred pedestrian« rushed fyo n ,
the crowded sidewalk to do what tlioy dull winter day», when my hus­
band was in town and thechildrvn
could to assist tfc» proairafe man.
"W hen they get to him he was lying at school, m.v spirit* would some­
downward with hi» lace r ating on h:a times flag. Instead of flying to a
hands. Hla hat had fallen some dis­
qninine pill or a dose of cut-rate
tance away, and hU bead tanked gray
tonic, I would simply fly to the
and venerable.
“But the prostrate man was laugh­ telephone, call up some one of my
ing Just lit to Itlf!!
treasured relatives or intimate
“ He waa skeolutoiy shrieking with friends, either in town or in the
merriment lie was glvlet; vent to es- country, get a little pleasant
plosions of pure »•¡J>yment.. He posi­
sparkle of talk or harmless goa
tively shouted and ! awleo In the over-
sip over tbeBBibw, and go bark to
ptas of hla trem u dnua mirth.
"H a laughed eo hard that It seemed my sewing or work refreshed and
aa If hla sides must be just aching braced in mind and body.
** *whfl. boys,' he celled out. 1 mayn't
have beet the devil around the stump
thia lima, but I ’ll be hanged if I
haven't beat dim with It!"
"Whereupon the M g buaeh broke
Into a apontaneoue cheer tor the old
boy's gsmaneea. and the car dent
ahead about Ita business."—-Washing­
ton Star.
PA TEN TS
W n K B lK B ANO WILSON.
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Notioc is hereby given to a il persons
whom it may concern, not to enter up­
on or treap.tas upon the premises of Bit
B *g!ey. for tbe purpose o f hunting, or
Ashing w ith book and line. Said pro­
misee are sitnstod on E lk R iver, Corry
C ounty, Oregon, end described ee fol­
low s. The West ball of Section twen­
ty seven, Township th irty two S onih,
Range fifteen West.
A n y person or peroocs eo treapaas-
ng fo r the purpose of h u n tin g , fishing,
or traveling through in any shape funn
or m anner, or tearing doarn fences, or
leaving out able gates open, or molest­
ing personal property, w ill l»e prosecu­
ted to th e fu,l e ft r n t of the law.
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Leeeee of the above
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