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7 THE Paga T w o W E S T E R N AM ERICAN Thursday, M ay 10, 1983 9 accompaniment to a Senator's elo quence. He la too big a man to treat so. It was hi* right to untap his elo quence. to uncork his wisdom, and to tell his lord* aad masters how not to vote; but some mystertbus person, with a dough boy tab sense of humor, decided to give him a musical accom « ■■ — paniment in the form of electrical jasa. (Continued from P i o 1) It soundest like a rapid fire go-to hcll- nearly everyone In the audience gria- go-to-hell-gotoh. il." and when It was - nlag broadly. The frowning ’’Kaseys’’ found and somehow chokthl off Its on the platform and their gunmen in aspiring splutter, and loud clanging the rear looked daggers Incarnate at protests dl/erted the minds of every the Innocent Klansmen. The Senator one fro mthe solemn and serious sub The people mopped hit perspiring brow with a ject under discussion dainty and scented , bit of linen, ges were there to be amused; they were tured for sltence and again Iwieu. full o f fun and wanted to laugh, and extolling the virtues of the Republican they did: administration, and emphasting the I How the People Talked. necessty of electing Roman Bennie, Borne of (hem hotel«! loudly, lustily which meant the defeat of the School. and gleefully after emerging into the B lit He was allowed to say a feat street, and one-was h<ajit to say: words, when suddenly came the clang • Well. Our Chat-ley' will know bet of the Invisible cow-bell: ter next time, but he ought to feel J-i i-w-B-r-r-r-Ulng-dong! Bloom — honored by so much attention, by such blanW painful preparations for his entertain-' They Finally Locate IL ment ” Another replied ••Huh. served him exactly right, but "Stoo-much!” exclaimed the Kasrys, tending several of their most daring that wasn't half bad. and it was a to hunt for the cow-bell. Tbev searched much better way o f Interpreting dis high and low. but couldn't find It, nor pleasure than by hooting and howling hide nor hair of the mischievous imp and oat-catttng. or throwing things— who thus dared to beard a Senator and much better indeed than the use of to interrupt the Big Noise from Wash stink-bombs, such as were used in ington. The Senator persistently kept greeting a certain Protestant lawyer trying, at staccato Intervals, but the who came down here with his mouth belt kept going as accompaniment.* fwH o f Ties and - bt* pocket full ad. Finally the noisy contraption was lo Roman cash to deliver a speech for cated. It was fastened under the Roman Bennie Olcott and against the stage, and hooked up electrically. The Public School Kill. Ye gawds, how thing was devilishly Ingenious. The, that place did smelt: It was awful: Interest of the audience waa in the; But yuh'd ought» seen that speller s cow-bell and its operator, whoever he might be. and whatever the Kaseys might do about it. (They did noth ing whatever, except cuss smong themselves.) The Senator's efforts were abortive. Few, If any. could re ' Insurance Specialist member a word he said. He smiled wanly, gestured gracefully, bowed and L ife — Fire — e Accident withdrew, a sadder and a wiser man. Health — Automobile We Rebuke the Outrage. No one approved, of course, and O ffice: Phone MAin 5598 this journal least of all, of a cow-bell 309 Y eon Building COW-BELL MUSIC MARKS M 'N A R fS EFFORTS coattails disappearing behind the sectary That’ll teach him a thing or two." • The Hum and Substance. Still another, homeward bound, coin ntuting like a wise old oWl: "Oh. veil. hoys, we must forgive an’ for get. ordinarily speak In’ , bat never do you forget, in the name of loyalty, that file fallow Me Nary whom we had to highly honored, came hero during the campaign crisis and hypocritically struck a blew for ‘the Republican tk-kaf — moanin' tor Roman Hen Oh call knd agtu the School Bill — the wisest and finest and best and most necessary piece of lawmaking ever at tempted by honest-to-Clod Americans In say State la this Union since the days oh George Washington. Remem-1 her McNary for that. boys, and If ha dsres to run for anything again we will bury him so deep under the votes of While Men that he will look like Rip Van Winkle when he digs himself catch er“ These quoutions aren’t verbatim, of course, but this was ths trend of the talh on all aides, and It bode* III for (he gentle Hide Senator, who i* threat tenlng to run again. He didn’t tote fair; he butted In at the wrong time, in (he wrong way,- on the wrong side, and in a manner moat brass«. Imp« dent and discreditable. HI* name hereafter is BRNNIS In Oregon poll- tips— Dennis McNary — aad he rlchl) deserves It. Vota ssl, work against, fight sminai X who Is now trimming hit salti breeie. MO Per Cent Service AYR E. Burnside St. H. L. ( hrtsteanou, Prep. , Phone TAbor SOU | . 933 E. Yamhill Douglass A Douglass Service Station ------------------------------ Near Ankeny Garden Supplies Phone Broadway 1763 ' ' 1} * - Peter Pan Service Dr. C. S. Ogsbury Dentistry 9207 Foster Road Phone SUnset 2523 No Job too Small Portland, Ore. Lents Statiou No «Job to o Largo 1748 Sandy Boulevard GArfleid MIS P h on e E ast Plans and Specifications Furnished Tabor 6549 16 Grand Ave. Portland, Oregon D E ST ISI 403 Dekum Building Office BRdwy. hiyj Portland, Qrtgen Rea. Lied*«/. 5284 H ere W e A re B E A V E R E LEC TR IC C O . -ELECTRICIlYS” Phone EAst 0361 120 Grand Ave., Citizens Bank Bldg. Portland, Oregon M A in ZÿHS Re«. T A b o r 3799 DR. H . A . H U F F M A N DEYTIST O ffice flo u rs: 8:30 to 1*.: 1 to 4 GENERAL PRACTICE 439 Morgan Building Portland, Oregon BOZLEE & CARVER TIRE Ml.HI IIA.VI'S CORD 30x3«.. . . . ' ......... ..^13.00 33x3V,....... «9.00 31x4 31.00 33x4 ........ . . . i , . . »3.00 33x4 , . . . . * ........H M 34x4 39.00 34x4>................... JtOO 39x5 ................... .. 1035 Union Ave., N. H0YEST WEIGHTS A5D MEASURES A storia C om m ercial A ddition The Lotirai (.oration Big Wide Street» (120 fert)-Wonderful Waterfroal Ideal Iaduatrial Situation The New York of ths Pacific— Fortunes to Im made through iavottinirU In our propnrtlea—Ask us for particular* S33 East Eleventh «r e e t D«wa Grade treat Everywhere Oae of the “ H ie Great World Forts na the Aaierlraa Pacific Slope Columbia Harbor Development Company, Inc. We can give you the price in advance, i f you want ¡L N. W. Bank Building THE LENTS G A R A G E __, Portland, Ore. SSI Belmont 8919 Foster Road Phone Sunset 1534 Leather Belts We Deliver 906 Tacom a Ave.________ Portland. Oregon W . M. JACKSON, Présidant Portland, Oregon H ig h C la s s R e p a ir in g Reliable Agent for A ll Magazines H odge’s Sweet Shop For Phone Walnut 147* * THE NEW AMERICAN HOTEL your belt PEERLESS B E L T 1414 Oatman St. tronhles consult R E P A IR T~ us FACTORY 53 First Street Tabor 1644 Portland, Oregon iiiii;;!!ii:iiiiiii<iii!i!)!i!ii;i!!y»iiBiii.‘iaMW3i,Jiiiihia:H!!nii!Ji!i)i:.jÌL:ia{i:;i,.>i'::=!., L,:.:iiiaiL;:!iiijij:iii!,jffl!B!nBoni Sunnyside Fuel Co. Established 1904, Inc. 1913 C A. NORWOOD THIEL BROS. E. 30th and Hewtherne Avs. ~ . ASK FOR Green H ill Dairy ^ RESTAURANT Cream Whip Cream Butter Milk By Test One o f the Beet Empire 6250 7410 Foster Road 9Un,et 3443 M ILK Cigars R. H. RANDOLPH Hth and Hawthorns Sunset 1750 Can give the CHEVROLET B E ST O F C A R E Phone East OrtO C H A S . C. E M E R Y and attention to a limit'd number of Invalids or elderly.people j Authorised Service and Parts Satisfaction Guaranteed — 18 Years Knowing How 267 E. Eighth at Hawthorn# Portland Portland, Oregon K N O W Y O U R CLEANERS OU don’ t send your razor to n street grinder or your watch lo a blacksmith. Then why send your garments lo l>e elenneil or pressed to any one but a Master Cleaner T W e operate our own plant and know your dark garments get the same care as your light ones.. Men's Suits and Overcoats Pressed......................................«0.50 Men’s Suits and Overcoats Cleaned nod Pressed..............,11.50 Y ‘SPRUCE UP” --------------------------------------------- P RONE EAST 0305 C. W . M ERRITT 038 SANITY BOULEVARD * Oil* aad Urease* Gasoline Pasteurized Complete Building Service THE LADDV Before building or planning the n ew . „ . _ , . ! home, see me. for I hare 100 up-to- urocers and Batcher«, Fountain and Restaurant date plans to Belect from. Plans $10 ! and up.. The boot In all departments , in « E. 541th SI. TAbor «.VI* Phone Service Delivery Moderate Prices BELL P A R IS C L E A N E R S A N D D Y E R S Long er Short Wood and Coni IN SID E B L O C K W O O D 127 Light and Airy Rooms 92 North Third Street, Corner Hander* All White Help Employed GEO. WEL8HHON8, Prop. SP E C IA L ED F. GODDARD. Manager Our Motto Is: To Pleaoo YOU 9 Jobbers In all classes of fabric belta Subscriptions Guaranteed W h . l n . l t end Retail Candy Telephono Broadway 1*71 M A S S T O S P E C IA L O R D E R MR8. L. E. KLETZINQ 1381 Hawthorne ROSEW AY T obacco— Candies — . ' .. a - ...... ' .... - ...........n BATTERY S T A T IO N Willard ttoraga Battarlaa—Official Station Salsa and Sarvlca Blsclrlctl Repairing Thirty-eighth and Sandy Taboe 179« We Handle a Full Line o f I’ salrlea R A D IO E LE C TR IC B A K E R Y Special Orders for Lodges and Gntartalnmente A S T O R IA , O R E Heal o f Material« Are Vied IJS6 Hawthorne Avenue • phone Tabor 6794 Rear Forly-eighfh Street 1 Wear OHUS. F. IIEICK Phone Tabor 0831 G A S O L IN E F IL L IN G S T A T IO N CORTLEY CLOTHES Automobile Tire« and AccPiwsrlPi High (»rude I.«ihrIr«ting OH« «»«I firea»as flat «net Electric Supplir*—Vuleaiililng—Battery Charging Thirty-third and Belmont Biv««U Portland. Oregon Suits and Overcoats at Prices $18.50 to $35.00 Phone Main 1185 F. E. B O G A R D D & D RESTAURANT B A. E. PETERS, Prop. Vetweeu Park and West Turk 32x3 V,..................... 13.00 overhauling done NOW. G O D EL BROS. IF rank Russell Barber Shop ‘ UldrypV Hah- Cutting a Wheels tty 1417 Sandy Boulevard WEHT and CASEY 121s EAST TWEYTT-EIGHTH ST. Our Guarantee: After having worn any of our Suits or Overcoat* amt defects develop we will refund the money you hav* paid or 7*make other adjustment satisfactory to purchaser. Special Line of Shoe«. Hats, Shirts, Underwear, ete., at reasonable prices H . E. H A D L E Y Burlington. Oreenn .♦ Gas 22c — Discount on Oil (Must Mention Western American) Phono East 0519 365 Stark Street dinar Chance Is Today A S T O R IA , O R E G O N MEATS, GROCERIES AND VEGETABLES fill LIYY AVEYUE Bet. l-ith and 16th Sts.. Sellwood Phone SEIIwood 1377 The laet front World poet FABRIC / ' , ET better service from TOUR CAR by having adjustments and S u n n y s id e M a rk et . W . Z . Hight W o o d and Coal Co. ~ N e w S t r a n d H otel “ Come to the Future New York of the Pacific W ith Jackson" AXEL HILDAHL. Proprietor Prom pt Delivery E. D. Bowe ID E A L Minions now being invested In new development. rapidly ettalnlna pre-eminence. 30x1 .................. $ 7.75 30X3M,.................. 9.75, Phone RAst «07* Phone Taber 2913 101V S. Ivanhoe Bt. Salesman with Hugh Hmllb O iorrolot Co. Forty-»»comi and Sandy Boulevard Grand A ve. and East Stark Portland, Ore. Guaranteed A uto Repairing / New and Used Tlree All Work Guaranteed FISH MAULET - “ YULCAY1ZCIG _. .... , '..rrt~A4l Kinds of Fr«»h and Ssit Fish and 113 lira! 8L HRotldnay hi hi Poultry. Your Patronsg« Solicited _ 170 Second, Near Yamhill, Portland. Or*. T CHEVROLET Bast SMh and gurnelde Sts. Phones: Tabor 0204. » « . TIM. Ask for Mr. Lewis 12-Inch '•** V Cash on Delivery DR. W IL L IA M R. V E T T E R R esid en ce I'h une U A ffle id 6791 1128 C. W. FRIGGE, Proprietor ftuaaetlville Nursery Ce. INSIST ON 5907 Foster Road ■ ■ ----- Phono BAH 07*1 Spwial Discount »o WhMoo—Inatnllod Fro« While You Walt 5 702 92nd St. Eleventh Street Garage If you can’t tfe something for yourself do something for «he next generation Genuine Oregon Grown 40c Phone EAst 1000 D. & H . M A N U F A C T U R IN G C O . BREAD 500 dozen assorted Trout Flies, dozen - Oregon Battery Company j t 340 la s t beventh at. * Two Deliver!ee a Day 10:30 A. M. aad 3:30 P. M CONTRACTOR—GENERAL JOBBING 206 E. Fiftieth S t -h Fred A . A m b r a s ter M E A T S , FISH A N D POULTRY Lois Bread Mail»* I»» Oregon by Com m ercial and Job Printing Near E. 28th St. The Home of Sweets R. H . R A N D O L P H VISOR PyraUn NOW $10 Phono TAbor Manager VULCANIZING Tabor 1559 » E. A . D O C K S T E A D E R T he R ight Bread for Right People Phone 8Ellw ood 3202 SP. «4W-J4 Ifrm ovt'* f ila r « of >i«a*IUati! « r f l a a M a k in g D riv in g Sufe am t S t a y uu K }r a C H A S . W A R P E A S O N ____ Old Homestead Baking Co. Alberta Tire A Repair Shop 53rd and Glitan JAM ES F. ROSS 501-S-7-S Manchester Bldg. Portland, Oregon Moo. Phono . Fer Painting, Tinting aad Paper Ranging Paint - Hardware ~ Wall Paper -• Building Material Poultry and Pit Foods and («applies • Fertiliser Our ies-pa«a Corapl.t« Catalog on requeet. Trade with a I d i Seed More. I. Hawthorne Aviv aad t a i l Eighth 31 Phone EAst 672« J. O. C all SU nset 4 0 2 7 l_ S . Hobson S3 E. 71fh S t Y. Portland, Ore. Phene Tabor US7 Copying aad Enlarging • Sold E v ery w h ere \ L. & Robinson. Prop. K o d a k F in is h in g — G ran dm a’s C a k es a n d C o o k ie s Portland, Oregon White Meat Market 5= F . P . C A R S O N C05THACT0R Opp. Olds, W ort man A King CHEVROLET SEEDS — BULBS Trees — Roaoa RETREADING Garage and Cabinet Work 4. __ -— 3 North Third Street TREES 72d St. and Foster Road - Pbone M A in 1043 EUREKA PRINTING CÔ. Plans and Estimates Famished Free 21 c G A S 392 V 2 Morrison Street Salesman with L. Y . Billingsley Pheoe Taber 21ST Hlfksst Quality Are Yon Going to Build or Remodel? Gas, Oils, Tires and Accessories Cleaned, Bleached. Blocked Bad Hetriaiaved No A cldcrUsed . We also rsrry a full lino of Trimmed and Untrlmm«fi Hats aud Millinery Supplies Trade Wllh a 16« Per fo n t Hat Store Phone Main 533d W# Deliver IMS Belmont S t G E N TLE M E N ’S' Panamas and Straw Hats QUALITY GROCERIES Fresh Fruits and Vegetables W a Deliver AND HTffl^^pTIAldMON tA A l1 P. W . B R A D F O R D All K inds o f T ires—W e Guarantee AU our W ork B U XTO N ’S GROCERY L A D IE S ’ P. O. Address: Route t Pioneer Fisb Co. Acme Pharmacy Dealers la Goodyear Tires aad Tabes YCLCAYIZIYG Robertson Fuel Co. France Hatters C . G Southworth ___ __ Fresh FroM aad Vegetables a Specialty M O R G A N & KA1N Mrs C J. Buxton Hauttag of All Kinds. Anywhere Wholesale aad Retail 205 Yamhill Strnnt Portland« Or«. B O L L IN G E R H O T E L T. a Buxton | La r L IIEYK8 and C. lilCTKa. Mgr« Residence: Phone TAbor 5950 1111 E. Caruthers St. LEW1ST0Y, IDAHO Ye. 1 F in d Growth FIR aad OAK WOOD Delivered from * y O na (am p Phoue Broadway IKS Chas. T. McPherson A Modera Hotel — Reasonable Hates * . . . . . . . >- W OOD C. 8. Whitcomb. Mgr. Portland Plumbing and Heating Co. Contractors Repairs Done on the Day Ordered 967 dandy Bou'tvard / Near 28th Bt. Portland, Ora. CLEMENT THE BOSTON 3TORE I eraer Seventh and Aster Sts. Astoria, Oregon SODA FOUNTAIN * STAPLE ANI» FANCY GROCERIES! TIRES - ACCESSORIES FREE AIR L O W E R C O L U M B IA H I G H W A Y