SOME DIFFERENCE AT HOME SINGING GAS FLAME Invention That Is Causing Some Discussion. BAR VIEW HOTEL l-eratad st Bar View, Tillamook Co., Ore. Train ata»« at aur door Only ZUO f«at from high Ud* Flank drive te l»»autíful béaoíl Rafe balking. ramfortabie bada. All iba clama, eraba â rbkken yeti ran eat. Rat«« II per dar and up Fwr par tic niara write <»r «'all trt) WlAK DKOTALCO.. lUuma »11-151 Falline Bldf . Brd at Wan»> . Far Hand. Ore. rboma A <>» M KM •• H«i View. Tillamook i*n . Ong«*'- lienee Kverv MfM Feel. Billiard« A Bawl In« Hurt Halhina. Maa Flaking INDIAN MA ft F Wampum or IU m I« TZ t * ,T±g A<*nii wanted. M Uilhara. M i«h land Npring«. Gal. TlHNG MAN. MF. A BARBER Marn a Traie, tie Independent Trade taught In «Iaht waetaa. tuoi« free < omini m luna paid while learning. eMilUun« ae«’ured Write fur free ratai»v Ol I K 4'01.1 F.GKA. Portland KB N .nd Nt KZ.V Mau. A«» . Seattle Klo» Mam ,.t CKNTBAI. COMMERCIAL COLLEGE *'A Modern Bualnrea Training Mr buoi " Thorough. 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It differs little In principle from a pipe organ, except that tbe vibrant note is caused by a flame Instead of a current of air upon a reed. in recent tests In bk” iboratory Mr. Pyne proved the practicability or bls invention with a single unit, or octave, and is perfecting It for a public detnon- atratlon before a party of scientists and musicians. The inventor does not claim that be has discovered anything particularly new to science or that tbe instrument will In Itself become of widespread utility. Like Franklin's experiment with the kite, however, many persons believe that the appli cation of tbe principle of tho inven tion will lead eventually to tbe re production of sound from a ray of light. Light flasliod upon a screen will, they say. be made to give forth tone modulations—music- as well as a diversity of color. A simple experiment with the "sing ing gas flame” Is not difficult Tbe flame from the ordinary gas jet Is too • m U by ••(*•••• $*♦• paid l«w ft Deserves Admiration. Our admiration for the man who, whether the conversation starts on garden sass or the philosophy of Berg son, wtll yet bring it In three adroit sentences to hla favorite bobby.—Mil waukee Journal. WOMEN CAN HARDLY BELIEVE How Mrs. Hurley Was Re stored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Eldon, Mo. — I was troubled with displacement, inflammation and female ng""!’"! ..........weakneas. For two years I could not stand on my feet {Br long at a time and I i'T»g 9 could not walk two X- I blocks without en- A during cutting and A"-—»/\ drawing pains down Jt". , ?w— my right side which /¡if increased every >;/ /'■/ month. I have been Ht U>«t time purple ■————— in the face and would walk the floor. I could not lie down or sit still sometimes for a day and a night at a time. I was nervous, and had very little appetite, no ambition, melancholy, and often felt as though I had not a friend lo the world. After I had tried most every female remedy without suc cess, my mother-in-law advised me to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I did so and gained in strength every day. I have now no trou ble in any way and highly praise your medicine. It advertises itself.”—Mrs. B. T. H urley , Eldon, Missouri. small and posseases too little quality of vibration to satisfy tbe novice. Take Instead a burner of brass about two Inches wide, like those on gasoline lamps. This Is supplied from a quar ter-inch pipe. The supply of gas Is registered by an ordinary acrew valve, and a key be tween this valve and the burner con trols tbe length of tbe note. Beside tbe aperture of the burner, which la about 1-32 of an inch wide, la a maste* light, which burns constantly to Ignite the gas when the note la atruck. The Inalde measurement of the pipe sup- plying tho master light is about 1-16 of an inch in diameter. Over the burner and master light a tin tube four feet long and four Inches in diameter Is suspended tn a manner that will allow it to vibrate freely. The adjustment of tbe tube Is similar to that cf the pipes of an organ. The burner is placed about one-fourth of tbe distance from the bottom of tbe tube, and the perfection of the note I h obtained by raising or lowering the tube until the instrument Is considered in proper "tune." To make a single unit capable of playing music in a single octave seven other tubes are required of the same diameter, but graduated In length up to eight feet cr down to two feet. In this demonstration Mr. Pyne expects to operate such an instrument with a keyboard. To obtain the best results he prob ably will use oxygen from a tank, but In simple experiments the broad burn er can be affixed to an ordinary gas pipe after removing the nipple, and the tube can be suspended over It In the manner Indicated without tbe mas ter light. Wood Preservatives. Owing to a falling off since August 1 of nearly 30 per cent in shipments of creosote from England and Ger many, whence comes all but a small part of the Imported oil used by wood preserving plants tn this country, American manufacturers have taken steps which, says a report compiled by the forest service. It Is estimated will Increase production of the domes tic article by about 25 per cent The Imported oil ordinarily forms about 65 per cent of the total used tn the United States, where creosote Is tbe most Important wood preservative, It’s Tiresome Too. “How long does It take you to buy a dozen collars In a department store?" “Ob, about half an hour.” "You must be hard to please.” "Not at all. I buy the collars In Remember, the remedy which did two or three minutes and spend the this was Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable neat of the time waiting for my Compound. For sale everywhere change." It has helped thousands of womes Arduous Occupation. who have been troubled with displads- "Does It require great mental ef ments,Inflammation, ulceration, tumors, Irregularities, periodic pains, backaAe, fort to be a photographer?" that bearing down feeling, indige.Aion, "Yes, Indeed." replied Mr. Snap- and nervous prostration, after all other pum. "You have to sit up nights means have failed. Why don’tyou try learning funny storiea to tell custom ItT Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., ers in order to make 'em smile and Lynn, Maas. look natural.” r. N. u. No X7, ISIS WHEN wrltlss to adrerdsere, .lasos [ " tins thio posor. Lumber, Shingles, ijith, M ou I ding, Doors, Windows and other Building Ma terial from Sam Connell Lumber Co. Portland, - Oregon Send us a liat of what you require for your build ngs and we will name you prices delivered at your station and Guarantee to save you Money. W rita for our Illustrated Catalog. COMET GAM BA LUI - Latmt and ex. terminator for (¡oplwrs. 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Se vaccinatati NOW by you* »hytlclan, you «od Bau* tamil.. It la mora alla) thaa bocca taratane*. Aak your shyvlctan, draglia, a* **nd tor Ha »a fra had Trphold/** telline «* Typhold Vaccina, taaulta Iran uaa. and Saa<n tram Typhold Cartlen. IHC llirir» IJKBOSATOtY, BCtMlTY. CAL raaawoaa aracaaa* a aaaua* uhi e. x aaa. ucaaaa Couldn’t Solvo the Problem. After retiring fretu business a cer tain man continued to maintain an of. flee In a downtown building He had no nerd of It and. furthermore Asa out of town altnoot all the time. A friend of hie pointed out tho Inconsistency, and asked him why he didn't give up the office." "I would.” oeld the other, "but I don't know what to do with the rug.” Valuable Timber Tree. One of the largest and most valua ble timber trees of the country Is the tulip tree, known to lumbermen as yellow poplar. It Is related to the magnolias, but Is the only tree of its kind tn the world Means that you keep the middleman’s profit in your pocket when you buy TYPHOID ■ABOLD BOMBAI. IM Palai» Ave . Breeglyn. ». T. Why Editors Age Prematurely. "Will you please give mo.” an Kaot old» woman writes earnestly to th* Star. “a little Information through your columns of ’Answers?' 1 am making a shoe polish and want to know what Ingredients to use to pro duce the shine. It Is all satisfactory eicept that It docs not give the do slrod polish."—Kansas City Star. Small Boy Not at All Disturbed by Father Reaching for Strap While Aboard Trolley Car. ■a ay. "Jagson has quit drinking during office hours.” "Well! Well! I admire him for that Was it much of a struggle?" "No. Ha almply closed up his offlo«" Whst J. F. Gloom Thinks of T. J. Daft. "Do you read my comic poems?” in quired Tennyson J. Daft, evidently an gling for a compliment. "Occasional ly." replied J. Fuller Gloom, who has a bright though evil mind, "and they always make me a sadder if not wiser man."—Kansas City Star. • Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els and cure constipation. Í No other baking powder will raise nicer, lighter bis cuits, cakes and pastry, none is more pure and wholesome They were speaking of tbe bright remarka of tbe little folka tbe other evening when this anecdote was re called by Congressman Henry George of New York. Recently a woman entered a crowded trolley where a man and a very small boy were sitting side by eide. Instantly tbe man offered his seat to the woman and seized a puic diiu wuuicaMiiic , strap. ‘‘Isn’t that gentleman your father, my boy?” gently asked tbe woman passenger, breaking Into conversa tion with tbe youngster. “Yes, ma’am," answered tbe boy. "We are goln’ to the zoo." “Well, since be Is so much older than you, why don’t you give blm Forces to Be Destroyed. . HOW SHE ENDED TEN your seat?" remarked tbe kindly Tbe forces of nature -.« must en hearted passenger. “Don't you d la YEARS OF SKIN-TORTURE deavor to avoid. Working blindly at Oct. 28, 1914:—"1 had eczema on like to see him reaching for the they do we can do nothing to oven my face for ten years. Little red pim strap?" come them. At most we can avoid ples form'd In a small spot on my "Not in a trolley car," was tbe their destructive influence and allevi chin and then spread all over my facet prompt rejoinder of young America, ate the suffering they give rise to They itched and burned me awfully. "but 1 do at home." But the forces that are thrust out by I tried almost every remedy and treat* ourselves, that spring from our own meat that could be used for thia trou ble, but nothing did me any good. I He'll Think They Own a Car. minds, must be controlled and over “See here. Louise, aren't you come. They are primitive.' They ar« used re-in ol ointment and reslnol soap, and was relieved in a day or ashatne of yourself? Tbe first invita brutal. Thpy are animal forces two. In one month I was cured. tion you are sending to tbe adjutant Against these we must direct our en This was six months ago and the is all soiled with petroleum." « trouble has never returned.’’—» ergiea. “Why should 1 be ashamed about it? (Signed) Mrs. C. C. Roberts, Weath erford. Okla. Every druggist sella I did It purposely, to show blm that Not Worth Solving. reslnol ointment and resinol soap and our family Is not poor, since we can "1 have pondered all my life," say* doctors have prescribed tbe reslnol afford to use IL”—Humor! stlcke Llsty B. P. Walker, "on which was more lm treatment for more than twenty (Prague). portant In this world, brains or money years.—Adv. But when I look around and see how Not So Sweeping. many get along on little of either, I As a Reminder. Mrs. Styles—I see New York will conclude I am wasting my time trying Frances was finding it tiresome fa conduct a special school for tbe in to solve tbe question.”—Kansas City be kept in on a rainy day. After sev struction of street sweepers. Star. eral futile appeals to be allowed to go Mr. Styles—It will be a failure. out, she said emphatically: "Well, 1 “Why so?" Wise Rather Than Witty. am going to leave this bouse and nevs "Because the women are net wear Be rather wise than witty, for much er come back.” Thinking to frtghte« Ing those long trails any more." wit hath commonly much froth, and her out of the idea ! said: "Very well, it la hard to jest and not sometimes then well pack your clothes.” "No,” NOT VERY DEEP. jeer, too, which many times sinks was the calm reply. "1 think 1 will deeper than was intended or expect leave them here so you can always r» ed, and what was designed for mirth member just how big 1 was when I ends in sadness.—C. Trenchild. left” y Then Why Pay More ? MO^ARD E. BT’RT<»X; - AMxyer and fTie-mlwt, ■ • L*«dvil!e. Colorado. inieu price«: Gold, »ilver. Lead. tl. Gold. tJiher. %e; Gold SOc: Zinc or Cuppur ti Mailing envelop« • d full pricelist •ent on application. Control ar,d Cmpire worfcao UciUvL Iteferenoe: CUxLonate tlanfc, Pathetic. Another pathetic little feature ol everyday life is tbe way a stout worn an verging on middle age will read th« directions for making the angles trim and shapely, to meet the demands of the short skirt vogue, and laboriously but confidently go through all tho pre- scribed exercises.—Columbus (0.) Journal. Nothing New. This time It lias been discovered that the steam engine was known in Egypt as early as the year 200 B. C. The machine in question was a ro tary affair and more theoretical than practical. A Greek adaptation of the same Idea was used a little later for turning the aplt. Then steam power dropped out of rt-»M for centuries. The Best at Any Price Ilave Healthy, Strong. Beautiful Fyae Ova. lata aud Pb/eiciaaia a^ed Muriue K/e many years before it was offered aa a DomeeUc E>e Medicine. Marine la Siiil Com pounded by Our Faya.ciana aud guarantee« by them a. a Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need Care. Try it in your Byee and In Baby's Byee— No Smarting —Just Eye Comfort. Buy Murtna of your Druviclsl — accept no Substitute, and H lntere-lrd write fcr Ife-oic of tbe Bye Frra. MCKINE BYB REMEDY CO., CHICAGO Of the Same Opinion. Mildred—"Don't you think Miss El derly looks much younger in her new hat?” Helen—“Indeed I do. Why. Mildred, it makes her look but very What It Vias. little older than she says she is."— Six-year-old returned from his first Judge. day at Sunday school, very proud that he had learned the song that the chil No Place For Coupling. dren sar.g as they marched In to th« "What is this place, conductor?” assembler -?m. "What was the aeng?” asked the passenger on his way to asked the fond parent of orthodox pet* the fair. “This is Reno. Nevada.” “Go suasion. "Onward, Christian Science I” ing to put a new car on here?” “No, —Judge. * this is where tbe uncoupling Is done." ~ "Does she love her husband?" "It's tbe kind of love that you can eend on a postcard." Queerl "You might as well admit your guilt,” said the detective. “The man whose house you broke into positive ly identifies you as the burglar.” "That’s funny," said the burglar. "What’s funny?" asked the detec tive. "How could he Identify me when he had hie head under the bedclothes all the time I was In his room?” asked the burglar. ~~~~~ Unwilling to lmpc«e on the Lord. Bird Well Named. "What does yo' think, s.-ih, bout da A booby Is not merely a human ’vangelist's notion o' hoidin’ sunrise dunce, but is a Bahama bird, which pra’r meetin's?” "I calls it plumb fool Is so spiritless that when attacked by ish, sah!” replied square-beaded eld other birds it fails to fight and gives Brother Clank. "Vhkaze why: D« up tbe fish It has caught without re Lawd ain't gwlne to tumble out o' bed sistance. dat early in de mawnin' to listen t« ' a bunch o' niggers dat's got all day ta The Sabbath. do deir prayin' in!”—Kansas Cltj A world without a Sabbath would Star. be like a man without a smile, like 3 Cures While Yota Walk. a summer without flowers, and like Allen’» F.H-t-Ease is a certain cure for hot a homestead without a garden. It is »wealing,callu»,and»wollen,schingfeet. Sola the joyous day of the whole week.— by all DruggiM* Price Don’t accent any «ubetltute. Trial package FREE. Add rem Beecher. AllenH Olm-t-d. LeVnr, S Y. ------------------------------------------------ ' .* ’ Would Satisfy Him. Captains* Saiarfea. To the young man who sat timidly Turning It Around. The salary of captains of the tran« Precocity. lu a corner telling a handsome young "What's your boy crying for so up atlantic liners of the larger class Precocity may be defined as a font woman 15 feet away that he would stairs?” runs from £500 to £1.200 a year—or of premature mental development thal "Oh. his mother shut him up In bls cross the world for her, she coyly said from $4,000 to $6.000 in America« Is Instanced when a child five year« that she'd be satisfied If be simply room." money. old has learned that tbe drumstick It crossed the room • What for?" not the best part of a turkey gobbler. “She always does things by contra Regular Hercules. —Houston Post Notary Public. ries. When we have company she Whenever there Is a street spat The qualifications for a notary pub thinks a child should be heard and not nearly every woman has the Ide« lic are just ordinary intelligence and That Resemblance. seen.” « that her husband would be a very honesty. So far as age is concerned, "What a funny looking man that any age after twenty-one will fill the fiend for carnage if she didn’t bold conductor is!" said Mrs. Jiggles on tbe How It Happened. him back —Louisville Courier-Journal bill. trolley. "Yea. " said Jiggles. "I've been Mrs. Gotham—What! Another new trying to thtnk whom he looks like. hat, John? Asking Too Much. Ant l\es<s in riant. His face Is very familiar to me.” "Oh, Our idea of Intellectual honesty ta Mr. Gotham—Yes. dear. In the Malay peninsula an English 1 know who it Is!” said Mrs. Jiggles, "But you couldn’t possibly have naturalist has discovered a species what would prompt an editor to put ■ "it'a our goldfish I”—Judce. worn out that other hat, already." of ant that makes Its nest In the spring poem written by himself in th« "I know It. But the car porter and fleshy stems of ferns that grow in tbe waste basket along with the other«.-» Safety First In the Ministry, Too. Columbus (Onio) Journal. limbs of t—•— •'-« ->(r. the boy at the barber shop wore it "And—ah—what salary would you out for me. ” expect?" asked I>acon Klutchpenny of Tiny Oven. Some Title. the church at Hardscrabble. "Seven An electric oven, tlnv enough to b« Tho full title of Lfcs Angeles was Answered. hundred dollars a year, without dona "Young man,” said the Irate old gen In Spanish times "Pueblo de Nuestra placed on a micrcscrne, end used for tion parties." replied the applicant for heating and dn ing cblects that are to tho pastorate. "Eight hundred and tleman at the lunch counter to the Sencra la Reina de los Angeles” or be examined, has been invented by a "City of our Lady the Queen of tbe hard looking youth who was inhaling fifty, with’" German »01*"»’-» his soup with a gurgling sound and Angels." splashing it about the while, "what are Modern Children. Splasn or t><j until. Poor Man's Adva-ta-^e. Tn describing the children who had you? A Colorado geyser?" When a twelve-inch shell strikes the The sleep of the laboring man fa "Naw,” responded the soup juggler. moved In next door little Helene said: water it throws a "splash" higher than sweet whether be eat little or much; "They're not troublesome children; "I’m a New Haven guy, sir!"—Har a battleship’s mast. The "splash" but the abundance ot tbe rich will not they don't do anything you tell them vard Lampoon. weighs about 2,000 tons, enough to1 suffer him to sleep.—Ecclesiastes, not to do. but they do everything yot> drown a small shin 5:12 At the Cottage. don't say anything about." He—I didn’t know it was so late. Are you sure that clock Is going? Feminine Voice (from above)—It’s going a whole lot fastef than you are, young man.—Penn State Froth. Will trade elegant Portland, Or., home, Many people suffer from weak hearts. 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