SOME DIFFERENCE AT HOME SINGING GAS FLAME Invention That Is Causing Some Discussion. BAR VIEW HOTEL l-eratad st Bar View, Tillamook Co., Ore. Train ata»« at aur door Only ZUO f«at from high Ud* Flank drive te l»»autíful béaoíl Rafe balking. ramfortabie bada. All iba clama, eraba â rbkken yeti ran eat. Rat«« II per dar and up Fwr par tic niara write <»r «'all trt) WlAK DKOTALCO.. lUuma »11-151 Falline Bldf . Brd at Wan»> . Far Hand. Ore. rboma A <>» M KM •• H«i View. Tillamook i*n . Ong«*'- lienee Kverv MfM Feel. Billiard« A Bawl In« Hurt Halhina. Maa Flaking INDIAN MA ft F Wampum or IU m I« TZ t * ,T±g A<*nii wanted. M Uilhara. M i«h land Npring«. Gal. TlHNG MAN. MF. A BARBER Marn a Traie, tie Independent Trade taught In «Iaht waetaa. tuoi« free < omini m luna paid while learning. eMilUun« ae«’ured Write fur free ratai»v Ol I K 4'01.1 F.GKA. Portland KB N .nd Nt KZ.V Mau. A«» . Seattle Klo» Mam ,.t CKNTBAI. COMMERCIAL COLLEGE *'A Modern Bualnrea Training Mr buoi " Thorough. 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Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. I did so and gained in strength every day. I have now no trou­ ble in any way and highly praise your medicine. It advertises itself.”—Mrs. B. T. H urley , Eldon, Missouri. small and posseases too little quality of vibration to satisfy tbe novice. Take Instead a burner of brass about two Inches wide, like those on gasoline lamps. This Is supplied from a quar­ ter-inch pipe. The supply of gas Is registered by an ordinary acrew valve, and a key be­ tween this valve and the burner con­ trols tbe length of tbe note. Beside tbe aperture of the burner, which la about 1-32 of an inch wide, la a maste* light, which burns constantly to Ignite the gas when the note la atruck. The Inalde measurement of the pipe sup- plying tho master light is about 1-16 of an inch in diameter. Over the burner and master light a tin tube four feet long and four Inches in diameter Is suspended tn a manner that will allow it to vibrate freely. The adjustment of tbe tube Is similar to that cf the pipes of an organ. The burner is placed about one-fourth of tbe distance from the bottom of tbe tube, and the perfection of the note I h obtained by raising or lowering the tube until the instrument Is considered in proper "tune." To make a single unit capable of playing music in a single octave seven other tubes are required of the same diameter, but graduated In length up to eight feet cr down to two feet. In this demonstration Mr. Pyne expects to operate such an instrument with a keyboard. To obtain the best results he prob­ ably will use oxygen from a tank, but In simple experiments the broad burn­ er can be affixed to an ordinary gas pipe after removing the nipple, and the tube can be suspended over It In the manner Indicated without tbe mas­ ter light. Wood Preservatives. Owing to a falling off since August 1 of nearly 30 per cent in shipments of creosote from England and Ger­ many, whence comes all but a small part of the Imported oil used by wood preserving plants tn this country, American manufacturers have taken steps which, says a report compiled by the forest service. It Is estimated will Increase production of the domes­ tic article by about 25 per cent The Imported oil ordinarily forms about 65 per cent of the total used tn the United States, where creosote Is tbe most Important wood preservative, It’s Tiresome Too. “How long does It take you to buy a dozen collars In a department store?" “Ob, about half an hour.” "You must be hard to please.” "Not at all. I buy the collars In Remember, the remedy which did two or three minutes and spend the this was Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable neat of the time waiting for my Compound. For sale everywhere change." 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