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Dont’e For Dancers. A STRONG DEFENSE Hguinnt general wcnkneHH can only be eHtabliahed and maintained by keep ing the digestion good and liver and bowel» active. HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS will help wonderfully in restoring the "inner man" to u strong and normal condition. r/« imrO SYSTEM of It takes inure than rules to produce good conduct. Whore a proper spirit prevails rules are superfluous. Thia la particularly true In regurd to «lane- Ing When people of refinement dance with their friends they do not need any lung list of rules anil regulations hanging before their eyes. Their tut turitl sense of the fitness of things Insures un observance of all tho pro prieties Unfortunately an Innate sense of moilesty and of tb<< fitness of things can not be trusted to regulate the public (lance hall. Here rulea are necessary to Insure an observance of the proprieties. Thu public dance hall Inspectors of Elizabeth, N. J., have set forth suc cinctly correct rules for partners In five “dont's.” They could not be put more tersely: I lon't hop. Don't dip. Don't breathe In the lady's face, Don’t hold the lady too close, Don’t wave the arms up and down. All forms of dipping uml "rolling of tho shoulders" are forbidden by the 1 dance censors as vulgar. These re strictions should not spoil the sport, for tho average patron of tho dance hall.—Francis Freer in Iu-slle's. TYPHOID rwr d i irt IMMATOfY. Bnmnrv. CAL Moeeciae vacci««« a ««aunt w«e«a a, a. to» L*c«a*a —........ ■ r ■ 1 ■ 1 Unfair Advantage. James The rain falls alike on the just and unjust. Jones—True, but the unjust man Is generally provided with the just man's umbrella. -Pittsburg Dispatch. Time to Pay One's Bills. A man who has the money but who hasn't time to pay his bills la lazy, and that's all there la to it.—Atchison Globe. They Often Do. The Finishing Touch. The young man hesitated to believe th.- statement <>t her IltU* brother that the jroaac lady was not at hoi«»-. He repeat. .I the qnMtton, at th«t same time displaying a quarter. The boy eyed It longingly aud again replied in the negative. "But didn't she leave a message for me?" asked the disappointed swain. . es," said the lad and nothing more. As one who secs a great light, the young matt tossed him the coin, "Now, he salti, “oat with the mes- sage." "She said she's not gonna see you any more and you're not to give me any money." Philadelphia Ledger. “Marriage Is said to be a contract." Their Glee. "Yes. and It Is about the only con "He boasts that he came of a fine tract wherein both parties can set up strong claims to getting the worst of old family." "Yes; and how they must have It.”—Louisville Courier Journal. laughed when he left!"—Judge. y « h ■ usi nniiGGisr wil t rm you Try Murine Kye Itruir.ly for Kr.l, Weak, Watery K>«•» and (Imiiulnlr«! Kyrii«!*«; No Hmnrtliig — lu4>Kre Comfort Writ® for Hook of th® fry® Ly mail iTr®r. Murine Kyr H® turd y Co., Uh ir ago. Defl.led. A statesman Is a politician with whom you agree. A politician Is a stateeman with whom you disagree,— Life. A Novel Fishing Device. lie is an expert fisherman. and so enthusiastic that he recently traveled a hundred miles to one of the North ern Indiana lakes to angle through th«- Ice. ”1 had great luck this time," he said in tolling Of Un- trip. '1 had a new scheme to get them. I got a board and painted the picture of a minnow on It Then after sawing a fair sized holo In the Ice, I placed tho board In a very slanting position down In tho water. Well, do you know those fool bass and pickerel and things would strike at that painted minnow, slide right up that board and flop out on tho Ice. Finally my guide. Bluegill Joe, got tired picking the fish off the ice and went to the hotel, where he It Couldn't Stand the Shock. got several baskets. We'd placo a “ Confound the luck." basket at the end of the board and "What's troubling you now?” the fish would drop Into U. As fast as a basket was filled wo placed ft on "I sent a poem to a magazine and the sleigh we h;ul taken out with Its now I *** that it lias failed." and whenever we'd get a sleigh load "Too bad! But cheer up, maybe we'd quit for tho day.”—Indianapolis they won't sue you for damages.”— News. Puck. Not Forgetting Blackwell's. "What are the most Important Is- liinds nil the globe?" asked the geo graphy teacher. And without hesitation tho boy from Now York nnswered: "Ellis, Manhattan and Coney.”—Washington « Star. Questions and Answers. "You are thoroughly familiar with public questions, of course.” "I know 'em all by heart,” replied Senator Sorghum. "But I must admit that as time goes by I don't feel quite so certain about some of the answers.” —Washington Star. a weak or diseased stomach cannot make good blood. ( Banish the “Blues!” If your If you have that depressed feeling it’s more than like^ that your blood is out of order—impoverished or poisoned. Thero is only one thing that will alter your present coadition— that's to restore your stomach to normal health and strength. For digestion is bad your food will not mako tho good blood which nourishes body, brain, heart and nerve. • S > It’s Free! Blow That Causae Unconsciousness for Long Intervals Practically De fies the Beet of Surgical Skill, 8aye Famous Doctor. Our 1915 Record Service Innovation Hearing and Selecting Record* at Home If you have an Edison Phonograph or a Vic tor or Victrola, or a Columbia or Grafonola, or one of Edison's latest diamond point disc phon ographs, you will be glad to hear of our new service by which records may be selected in your own home. “1 have often said that I had rather die than receive a blow sufficiently severe to render me unconscious for a considerable period of time,” said Dr. John II. Murphy during an opera tion on the head of a young man who bad been suffering from epileptic fits, which came on three years after he had brs-n struck on the head by a base- The New Plan I* Simply This: For every four records that you agree to buy we will send one dozen free trial. Orders may be placed by telephone or mail. All the latest rec ords as well as the old popular favorites. Free City Delivery. Out of town deliveries by parcels post, which is prompt and safe. Sufficient postage as fol lows should be included for each dozen to be sent by post on trial. HOW TO SUCCEED During the last few years, condi PENMANSHIP TKACHKS YOU tions In all lines of business, even pro ir is rm hi s / fessional life, have changed so com HOW TO wwn AI TIFI ’ll. I' // /. I 'S TH A TEO pletely that every man Is waking up HOOK HF IK.’ HAUKS. HY MAH, 73i. 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Ask /uur physician, drufytst, o* send few "Hivs pem had Typh< idf talhny <4 Typhoid Vaccina, result« fftan use, and danysr frum Typhoid Carritn. Send for this Book Epilepsy Follows Certain Injuries to Head. r . Dr., Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery helps tho stomach to do its work naturally and properly Stimulate* W the liver. The system is freed from poison. The blood is punned. H Every organ is rejuvenated. Instead of the “Blues,’ you feel fit and J strong, equal to any task or up to any pleasure. g This great remedy has proved its worth year after year for oyer I forty years. I«et it prove its worth to you. Sold by medicine dealers is in tablet or liquid form or send 50c for trial box by mail. kj Victor or Columbia records 10 inch 12c per dozen Victor or Columbia records 12 inch 15c per dozen Edison diamond disc records 17c per dozen Edison cylinder records 9c per dozen For this new record service address "Record Service Department Diagrammatic section of the cover- Ings of the brain to show the dura that Is Injured by a blow. ball and knocked unconscious for about half an hour. "A blow which merely fractures the skull without producing unconscious ness. such as that from a sharp instru ment." continued Doctor Murphy, “is not nearly so serious a condition, from the point of view of future possibili ties, as that following the blow of a blunt Instrument which renders the pa tient unconscious.” Doctor Murphy went on to cite sev eral cases, one of a man who had been thrown from a sleigh against a tele graph pole and remained unconscious for three weeks. He had no further symptoms for about three years, when he began having convulsions. Another was that of a young man who had fallen from a window to a atone pave ment when a baby. His "fits” did not begin until twenty years later, and he had been a precocious boy at school and a successful business man. Doctor Murphy believes that such blows cause an Injury to that coating of the brain which is called the dura. The brain itself Is uninjured. Then something arises—worry or extra hard work or something of that sort— which brings on irritation where the dura was injured. The precise cause Is uncertain. Some of these cases can be cured by an operation in which the skull is opened and the dura ; t the place of In jury removed, but only about one case In twenty gets well and stays well. That is why Doctor Murphy would rather be killed outright than suffer such an Injury. For the victim is al most certainly destined to become an epileptic. 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"You say all this is the temperate Green Clerk—Our new stock of diaries has not come in yet, madam.— For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, zone?” said Uncle Billy Bottletop a* Sluggish Liver and Bowels—They he examined his nephew's geography. New York World. work while you sleep. “Yes." "My wife's dog has a habit of bark "The whole of itr Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges ing at me every time I come home," “Yes.” tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head said one husband. “Well! Well! These local option aches come from a torpid liver and "You’re lucky,” replied the other. ideas are gain’ ground quite soma. clogged bowels, which cause your "Mine doesn't notice me that much.” stomach to become filled with undi Aren't they!”—Baltimore American. —Washington Star. gested food, which sours and ferments S Cures While You Walk. * like garbage in a swill barrel. 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