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We ar.- being robbed,
inat a the long and abort of It. Prices
k< <-p going up right along, and they
y I t make us believe that It Is noth-
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live than It did five years ago?"
touting inn an much.**
Tor heaven's sake explain yourself.
I «11 me how you managn it."
Il » very simple. One of the worn-
1 n to whom I was paying alimony got
married again about three years ago”
Chicago Record Herald.
NEW APPARATUS FOR BATHS
*ag Mad* of Flexible Waterproof Ma
terial Intended for Medicated
Bathe of All Klnda.
A bathing apparatus recently In
vented consists elmply of a bag made
of rubber or other flexible waterproof
material for enveloping the body of
the bather and provided with a col
lar that can bo drawn around the neck
In such a way as to be water and air
tight The collar Is manipulated by
means of cords that hang Inside the
bag, the whole duvlce being so made
that It can be handled by the bather
Balaam's Sword.
"IJt-re sir." hii |<) the antique denier,
displaying a huge 1 c„„X
sword ™
to u clerical-
looking collector, "ever see anything
more Interesting than
“
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—
-
that?
That's
Balaam's sword."
"Hut, my good_____
man, . ___________
that can ____
not
li«." suiti ih« dominie.
............ never
.... "Balaam
had a sword. . He only wished for
one."
"Quite right, air,” said the dealer,
"this is the one he wished for.”—Chi
cago News.
Free to Oor Iteadere
Writs Hurls« Fy« Itr-mrUy Co., Chicago, for
<» l-sgs liluslral«4 F->« liooir Fre*. Writs all
als.ut Your K/« Troubl« ami tbs/ «III advlsa
a. to ths pn*|.rr Application of tbs Xlurltro
kys Itriusdir* In Your a pee lai Casa. Your
liiugglst «ill trll you that Morins Krllrvs«
Hors Kye«. Hirvogthcus Weak gysa. Doesn't
Smart. Moolbrs Rye Pain, and nrlla for 60c.
Tty It lu iour Eye» and In Hatty's Kyra for
Svaly gysllds aud ttrauulatluu.
Safe Policy.
Calli« »la.
"! believe In calling a spade a
spade,” declared the stranger.
"It Is dangerous to call one a card
of another suit. If you alt In a game
around here," warned the native.—
Buffalo Express.
,
Cards Ara Out.
Jack (lolling with magaslne)- It >
says h«rn that there's enough phos '
phorus lu a man's body to make to.voo
Nsw Form of Bathing Apparatus.
A group of E iik II h I i capitalists is
matches.
'organizing
a
large
cattle
farming
con
Ethel (nibbling a chocolate) And cern In western Siberia, with a view without assistance, says Popular Me
not sand enough to make one.—Bos- to exporting Its products to England. chanics. Water or steam is admit
ton Transcript
ted through a valve at the front of
the bag as shown. Tills device may bo
I’utnam Fadeless Dyes make used for medicated baths of all kinds,
ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?
Wright's Jadías N'rgrlabl« Pills bars no muss.
but la Intended principally for use
I
< » rth tor : yrara
Teal them
where ordinary bath conveniences are
y ursslf now. Send for sainpls to STS Pearl
A Case of Less Majeste.
Bl., Naw Turk. Adv.
Not long ngo DeWolf Hopper, th< not available.
actor, was selecting a hat in a well-
Cows In Belgium wear earrings The known Fifth avenue shop. His own
law requires that when n cow has at . lint removed, he stood holding two TO PROTECT STEEL VESSELS
tained the age of 3 months It shall ’ others, trying to decide which to buy
have In Its ear a ring to which Is at ‘ At this moment n young man of th« Composition Applied to Bottom Only
tached a numbered metal lag for tax
il, would-be swagger type
After Ship Had Been In Water
ation purposes.
I entered the store and mistaking Mr
for Month or Two.
Hopper for a salesman drawled at him
Not Eau de Vis.
In an affected nnd peculiarly irritating
Some years ago, in a paper befor«
Tippler • The doctor says I must tone:
drink lota of water.
"My hnt doesn't fit, my good man? the Institution of Naval Architects of
Hi« Wife Very wall.
But ho
Before replying Mr. Hopper quits Great Britain, Mr. A. C. Holzapfel
doesn't mean fire water, remember.
deliberately inspected tho speaker stated that the beet method for insur
from head to toe.
Then, turning ing the protection of new steel ves
1« llr cal In Nrw Ahses.
awny, he said sweetly:
sels was to launch them without paint,
Always shsks tn A1 Isa's Foot gaos, a p—wdsr.
"Neither does your coat, my boy."— and to apply a composition only after
ft rurss but, sMuaitng. arhltif, ««olían Im-U
I <it.., r„im, liun.an., ns. • and b
I Everybody's Magazine.
the vessel had been in the water for
• ' ,.
1 ■
r a
t
a month or two, and the mill scale
inriil.ilil, Sample taaltrd Fftgg. Addrrue
Alisa X'jlmml. Is, koy.N. Y.
Worms »«pallad promptly from the bañil i had worn off. The steel training ship
•yitrni with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge "Daa< >
"Exmouth,” which was built several
Buoi." Adv.
Thoughtful.
years ago. received no paint whatever
Grannie -Why should I take anoth
Lower Education.
before she wue launched, and after a
er chair, Gerald? Don't you think I'm
Of a certain bishop the following ! month or two, she was put in dry dock
comfortable here?
and given four coats of first-class
Gerald—Yea. Gmn'ma;
but I'm anecdote is told:
Whllo presiding over n conference a
afraid my
little kitten Isn't—she's
paint. After being five years afloat,
speaker
began
n
tirade
against
the
there, loo.—London Opinion.
universities and education, expressing the bottom was found to be in a per
feet slate of preservation, with very
In one of the cities captured by the thankfulness that he had never been little rust at the water line, anti only
Servians In the Balkan war the elec corrupted by contact with a college.
After proceeding for u few minutes a little grass and slime covering the
tric lighting system had not been
bishop interrupted with the ques antl-fouling composition, which was
completed and the task has been fin tho
found to be in a thoroughly sound
ished by the conquering army's en tion ■
"Do I understand that Mr. X----- is state of preservation.
gineers.
thankful for his ignorance?"
"\v«ll, ven." was the answer; "you
Suppression of Noises.
can put It that way if you like."
IF YOUR SKIN ITCHES,
Studying the subject of the sup
"Well, all I have to Bay," said the
JUST USE RESINOL prelate, in sweet and musical tones, pression of noises in dwellings for
"all I linve to say Is that Mr. X----- several years, a German scientist has
The moment that lleslnol Ointment has much to be thankful for."—Chi decided that the more solidly build
touches Itching skin, the Itching stops cago News.
ings are constructed the more quickly
and healing begins. That Is why doc
they will convey sounds.
t
’
aa
ttoninn
Eye
IlsleAm
for
scalding
«ten*
tors have prescribed It successfully
Ballon in rye« aud foflaiuuiatlou of «yes or
for more than eighteen years In even eyelid*. Adv.
tho severest cnsea of eczema, tetter,
ringworm, rashes and other torment
Hadn't Noticed It.
ing. unsightly skin eruptions. Aided
"Mandy, what did your husband
by warm baths with Resinol Soap, Res any about the scenery of New York
inol Ointment ret tores th« ski* to per Cltv anil Its environs?"
fect health and comfort, quickly, easily
"Nothing; all he talked about was
and nt little cost.
the awfulness of tho styles of dress
You need never hesitate to use Resi the women wore.”—Chicago Tribune.
nol. It contains absolutely nothing
that could Injur« the tenderest skin—
Tho Baptist Union of England is
even of n tiny baby. All druggists seeking to raise a sustenatlon fund of
France will establish an institute
sell Resinol Ointment (50c nnd >1.00), $1,500.000 to guarantee a minimum
of oceanography at a suburb of
and Resinol Soap (25c).—Adv.
wage to every Baptist minister.
Havre.
• • •
There were 69,000 patents applied
for In America last year. Only 35,000
patents were granted.
• • •
An English scientists has produced
minute diamonds by exploding a pow
der made of cordite and carbon.
• • •
A hand-operated machine that opens
clama without endangering ita user's
lingers has been patented by a New
Yorker.
• s s
The handle of a new cane for men
resembles a golf stick and contains
receptacles
for
cigarettes
and
matches.
• • e
A novel traction engine literally
walks Instead of rolls along, being
provided with four legs shod with
broad shoes.
• • •
Apparatus to simplify the examina
In S. S. S. You Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It.
tion of paper money under a magnify
them neutral and scatters those peculiar ing glass has been patented by a Cali
Msny a rheumatic sufferer hss been to
the drug «tors for a bottle of fl. S. S anil formations In the nerve centers that fornia woman.
• • •
cause such mystifying and often baffling
been handed something claimed to be
•'Just na good.” Truly, to «»k for brend rheumatic pains.
Cattails that cover the swamps are
And best of all this remarkable remedy
and be given a stone 1« still In prnctice.
being used not only for chair bottoms,
It you are troubled with rheumutlam In Is welcome to th« weakest Btomach. If
you
hnve drugged yourself until your but for the calking of barrels and for
any form be sure to use 8. 8- 8. and note
stomach Is nearly paralysed, you will bo the manufacture of paper.
Its wonderful influence.
* * *
8. H. fl. has the peculiar action of soak astonished to And that 8. fl. H gives no
ing through the Intestines directly Into sensation but goes right to work. This Is
So
that
a
barber's
breath will not
the blood. In five mlnutee Its Influence 1» because It is a pure vegetable infusion, Is
strike the faces of hla patrons there
at work In every nrtery, vein and tiny taken naturally Into your blood Just as
capillary. Every niembrsne. every or :;ttt pure air is inhaled uaturally into your has been invented a branching tubo.
to be fastened to his nostrils.
of the body, every emunctory becomes in lungs.
• • •
«fleet a filter to strain the blood of im
Get a bottle of 8. 8. 8- today, and ask
purities. The etlmulatlng properties of 8. for 8. 8. 8.
A
mirror
supported
by n bracket to
8. S. compel the akin, liver, bowels, kid
You may depend upon It that the store
noys, bladder to all work to the one end that sella you what you ask for Is a good be held In the month hax been Invented
'lice to trade. Write to the Swift by a I'arl ian to leave a woman'!
of casting out every Irritating, every pain-
inflicting atom of poison; it dislodges by hooclflc Co.. »”« 8wln Bldg., Atlanta, Ga, han k Bee to atrat a her b..lr.
Gets Right Twist
On Rheumatism
Makes Shari Work of Cleaning Cd Your Entire
System—Aches and Pains Go Fast.
irrigation all accumulations In tho Joints,
for their Book on lUieuuiatlsuu
•au.ua acid aucrulluua to dlaolve, ntudtua
Story of Love and Tragedy as
Told by a Dying
Man.
By EONA L. BUR8LEY.
In the charity ward of one of the
city's largest hospitals a man lay dy-
Ing. A dark robed, sweet-faced nun
sal beside blui, trying to persuade him
to see a priest and receive the last
sacrament of the church before his
spirit winged its flight to the judg
ment seat of God.
"No," said the man, "a priest could
not forgive my sings in God's name, for
God himself will never pardon me.
But, sister, you are a woman, let me
confess iny one great sin to you, aud
have you forgive me in Iter name."
The nun thought bis mind wan-
dered, but seizing her hand with fe-
verlsh eagerneM, he drew her closer
to the bedside, and begged her not to
retuse him this one last chance of
easing bis conscience. She silently
acquiesced, and motioned him to go
on.
"It Is a long tale of foul crime, and
retributive suffering," he
began,
"and before ft Is ended you, sister,
all gentleness and goodness that you
are, will turn from me In horror and
loathing.
"My father was a wealthy planter
with two sons, myself and a brother
who was my junior by three years.
Our mother died when we were very
young, and as my father never mar
ried again, we grew to manhood with
out ever knowing the purifying, re
straining influence of a woman s love
and guidance. We were educated
North. The summer I attained my ma
jority, I returned to my father's plan
tation. 1 set to work thoroughly to
familiarize myself with all the details
of sugar farming, in order to one day
be able to relieve my father of the
burden of personal management of
his estate.
We bad few near neighbors, but
I learned that a widow had leased a
small cottage ou our place, and had
come to reside there with her daugh
ter. 1 met them both at church the
first Bunday after my return.
Yes,
sister. It was just that way, for I
see you anticipate the events that
followed upon that meeting, title did
not seem beautiful to me—no, she was
too slight in person and too imma
ture In mind for that; but as we rode
home together the flowers, the birds,
the soft blueness of the sky, and the
dazzling sunshine all contributed to
make me think her voice the sweetest
and her laugh the merriest 1 had ever
heard. We saw much of each other
after that, and 1 could not help no
ticing her brightening eyes, and chang
ing color whenever 1 approached. A
few weeks after cur first meeting we
went for a row on the river.
"Before I was aware of It, I had
whispered honeyed nothings by the
score into her willing ear, and con-
eluded by ai-kiug her to marry me.
"1 pass over the next few months.
We were very happy until I was seized
by an unaccountable desire to see
something of the life and society in
the large city near by.
My father
consented, and shortly after 1 left
home and took up my residence at one
of the fashionable hotels of the city.
I wrote regularly for a time to my
fiancee, but as invitations to parties,
balls, dinners, germans and so forth
poured in thicker aud faster, my let
ters ceased altogether. I never even
thought of her unless it was to com
pare her, and very unfavorably at
that, with the gay belles of fashion
to whose piping I was now dancing.
“A year passed away, and I decided
to make a foreign tour. I went to
Europe, where I idled away three
years. When I again set foot on my
native soil I hastened to my father’s
home. He and my brother welcomed
me gladly, and I felt happier than 1
had been since I had left them,
“I did not once inquire for my
cl-devant sweetheart, but when I did,
I was told that she and her mother
wero living on our place still,
My
brother invited me to go with him to
call upon them that same evening.
I went, and would to God I had not
done so! I saw again the girl I had
so coolly cast aside In the years agone
and in the same moment there flashed
across my soul the deep, unalterable
conviction that she—she was the
only woman I had ever loved, or could
ever love.
"Ah, if you could have seen the
springing step, the laughing eyes,
the radiant bloom of her cheek! And
then
the indefinable.
Irresistible
charm of her manner and conversa
tion.
Another meeting, and 1 was
niad in love with her.
For days I
lived In the doubt, the hope, the ec-
stacy of love, and then came Its tor
turing terror, and chill despondency.
1 learned that in a few weeks she
was to wed my brother. I flew to my
room. When I left it I was ao longer
a man, but a demon, crazy with jeal
ousy and thirsting for what in my
frenzy I told myself was a just re
venge.
“1 affected delight at my brother's
approaching happiness, and no one
guessed the wild tumult that raged
within my breast.
At length their
wedding eve arrived, and from the
porch I could see my brother wend
ing his way through tho fast falling
shades of evening toward the home of
his destined bride.
1 followed him
leisurely, and reaching the strip of
lawn outside the cottage windows,
took up my position behind a tree.
Even then I had not formed any defi
nite Idea as to what form my revenge
would take. He re mained but a brier
half hour with bis betrothed, at 1
when he rose to depart the bright
light and open window brought both
their figures full before rny view. I
saw him clasp her In his arms and
press his lips to hers, and then, oh.
God, if I could but wipe that terrible
memory from my heart and mind.
1 reached for the revolver 1 had al
ways carried about with me, raised
It, and fired!
“I fled home without anyone's see
ing me, and when a little later my
father carne to tell me my brother
had been shot, I accompanied him
to the cottage and did nothing to
arouse the smallest shade of suspi
cion that my hand had fired that fa
tal shot. My brother was still lying
on the floor, and a dark stream flowed
from a bole In his right temple. He
raised bls head to mine, and that
look has never ceased to haunt my'
mind! I have seen it in the noon-
tide glare, In the dim starlight, in
the roseate dawn, In the flickering
moonlight—it went straight to my
heart and left its burning impress
there forever and forever,
1 gazed
at him aghast and appalled.
"A low groan broke from bls ashen
lips, as be stretched out his hand to
Louise, gasped for breath, and died!
No one ever suspected that 1 alone
knew the secret of that dark night,
My father sickened and died from
grief at the loss of bls younger son,
and I was left to wander o'er the
earth, and seek, but all In vain, to
blot that scorching, intolerable agony
of memory and remorse from my
mind. I have spent my Inheritance
and the beet years of my life search
ing for Louise, that I might go down
on my knees, confess all, and entreat
her forgiveness.
Now- I am dying,
and God. In his wrath and justice.
has withheld this boon. Tell me, sis-
ter. You are weeping, Tell me, do
you think that the woman whose
youth 1 darkened, whose happiness
I blasted for all time, could ever have
forgiven me?"
Slowly the nun raised her head.
and her face was gloriously transtig-
ured by the flood of divine compas-
slon that shone in her tear-d>mmed
eyes.
“Yes, Arnim Leslie, I am sure she
would,” was the answer, “for 1 am
Louise Merton, and from my heart 1
both pity and forgive you."
"Louise!” cried the dying man. "are
you indeed Louise Merton? And you
can nity and forgive?
Ah, then
surely God the Cr<ator cannot be less
merciful than his creature?
Say
those words again,
How blessed is
the sound!"
She knelt beside the b?d. took his
hand in hers, and as the gentle voice
repeated the assurance his soul had
hungered for through many a weary
year, the angel of death spread his
wings o'er the penitent and Arnim
Leslie was no more.
(Copyright. 1114. by Dally Story Pub. Co. 1
SOMETHING OF PHENOMENON
Lucid Explanation That Should Have
Done Away With All Need of
Further Argument.
A workman, endeavoring to explain
to one of his mates what a phenome
non was, made the following attempt:
"It’s like this. Suppose you were to
go out into the country and sec a field
of thistles growing."
“Yes.” assented his friend.
"Well, that would not be a phenom
enon!”
“No, that's quite clear," agreed the
other man.
“But suppose you were to see a lark
singing away up in the sky."
"Yes.”
“Well, that would not be a phe-
nomenon!"
“No, that also seems clear.”
“But imagine there is a bull in the
field"
"Yes,” his friend could imagine that.
"Even that would not be a phenome-
non.”
"No."
"But now. Bill, look here, Suppose
you saw that bull sitting on them
thistles whistling like a lark—well,
that would be a phenomenon!"
Idle Curiosity.
"Suppose," said the solemn constit
uent, "that the Congressional Record
decided to put In some modern edi
torial improvements.”
“Well?" said Senator Sorghum, po
litely.
"And suppose It got up one of theee
columns entitled 'Things Worth Know
ing.’ ”
"Yes?”
"Do you reckon they'd print any of
your speeches In that column?"
The Autocrat.
"I suppose you are going to take
summer boarders next year?” said the
man who looks ahead.
"No," replied Farmer Corntoseel;
"we don't take boarders any more.
But if city people want to come an’
eat their food on the place without
givin’ me the trouble of shippin’ it,
maybe I kin make the prices a little
cheaper."
An Ordeal.
"You never tell funny stories F
"Never. When you tell a funny story
it's always painful to watch the other
fellow trying to conceal his Impatience
for you to get through and let him
tell one.
The Winner
In order to do things -to succe«>d
jrou muat have health, and this
means taking care of the digestion,
the liver and the bowels.
For this
particular work
*
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
is well adapted.
It soothes and
tones the tired stomach and pro
motes bowel regularity. Try 1L
•
»
Let Uncle Try for Another.
The little Bratenahl boy visited his
uncle, who lives away out in the coun
try. Uncle is a devout man; a pillar
of the church and a breeder of fine
horses. And upon a certain pretty
colt did our little friend cast his eye
with admiration and covetousness.
"Uncle Samuel," he said, "will yon
please give me that colt?”
"Why, no, Harold," answered the
uncle. “I can't give you that colL Do
you want a colt very badly?"
"I’d rather have a colt than any
thing in the world.”
"Well, if you want a colt that much
you ought to pray for it. When I want
a thing very badly I pray for it and
it comes to me.”
"Honest, Uncle? Well, I'll tell yon
—you give me this colt and then yon
pray for another one.”—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
JUDGE CURED. HEART TROUBLE.
I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which I had suffered for 5 years. I
my eyes puffed,
my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. I took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old,
able to do lots of
manual labor, am
well and hearty and weigh about 200
pounds. I feel very grateful that I
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may
publish this letter if you wish. I am
serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co.
Yours truly.
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c per box at
yonr dealer or Dodds Medicine Co,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
The area of Alaska is nearly 600,000
square miles, almost equal to that of
the entire eastern half of the United
States.
Chicago will have this year 1382
voting places because of expected
large vote of women.
FEELS LIKE
A NEW WOMAN
As Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound Dispelled
Backache, Headache*
and Dizziness.
Piqua, Ohio.—“I would be very un
grateful if I failed to give Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegeta
ble Compound th«
praise it deserves,
for I have taken it
a t different times
and it always re.
lieved me wher
other medicines
failed, end when 1
hear a woman com
plain I always rec
ommend it Last win
ter I was attacked
with a severe case of organic weakness.
1 had backache, pains in my hips and
over my kidneys, headache, dizziness,
lassitude, had no energy, limbs ached
and I was always tired. I was hardly
able to do my housework. I had taken
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound on one other occasion, and it had
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built me up, until now I feel like a new
woman. You have my hearty consent
to use my name and testimonial in any
way and I hope it will benefit suffering
women.”—Mrs. O rfha T urner , 431 S.
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