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Prices k< <-p going up right along, and they y I t make us believe that It Is noth- , * , our <,wn extravagance that makt-a it ,0 |lur,| for UM t(j g()t uh(..l(| n .t"1?”1ur *ou *>»><• t ’* fttsllng you a lot more to live than It did five years ago?" touting inn an much.** Tor heaven's sake explain yourself. I «11 me how you managn it." Il » very simple. One of the worn- 1 n to whom I was paying alimony got married again about three years ago” Chicago Record Herald. NEW APPARATUS FOR BATHS *ag Mad* of Flexible Waterproof Ma terial Intended for Medicated Bathe of All Klnda. A bathing apparatus recently In vented consists elmply of a bag made of rubber or other flexible waterproof material for enveloping the body of the bather and provided with a col lar that can bo drawn around the neck In such a way as to be water and air tight The collar Is manipulated by means of cords that hang Inside the bag, the whole duvlce being so made that It can be handled by the bather Balaam's Sword. "IJt-re sir." hii |<) the antique denier, displaying a huge 1 c„„X sword ™ to u clerical- looking collector, "ever see anything more Interesting than “ — — - that? That's Balaam's sword." "Hut, my good_____ man, . ___________ that can ____ not li«." suiti ih« dominie. ............ never .... "Balaam had a sword. . He only wished for one." "Quite right, air,” said the dealer, "this is the one he wished for.”—Chi cago News. Free to Oor Iteadere Writs Hurls« Fy« Itr-mrUy Co., Chicago, for <» l-sgs liluslral«4 F->« liooir Fre*. Writs all als.ut Your K/« Troubl« ami tbs/ «III advlsa a. to ths pn*|.rr Application of tbs Xlurltro kys Itriusdir* In Your a pee lai Casa. Your liiugglst «ill trll you that Morins Krllrvs« Hors Kye«. Hirvogthcus Weak gysa. Doesn't Smart. Moolbrs Rye Pain, and nrlla for 60c. Tty It lu iour Eye» and In Hatty's Kyra for Svaly gysllds aud ttrauulatluu. Safe Policy. Calli« »la. "! believe In calling a spade a spade,” declared the stranger. "It Is dangerous to call one a card of another suit. If you alt In a game around here," warned the native.— Buffalo Express. , Cards Ara Out. Jack (lolling with magaslne)- It > says h«rn that there's enough phos ' phorus lu a man's body to make to.voo Nsw Form of Bathing Apparatus. A group of E iik II h I i capitalists is matches. 'organizing a large cattle farming con Ethel (nibbling a chocolate) And cern In western Siberia, with a view without assistance, says Popular Me not sand enough to make one.—Bos- to exporting Its products to England. chanics. Water or steam is admit ton Transcript ted through a valve at the front of the bag as shown. Tills device may bo I’utnam Fadeless Dyes make used for medicated baths of all kinds, ARE YOU CONSTIPATED? Wright's Jadías N'rgrlabl« Pills bars no muss. but la Intended principally for use I < » rth tor : yrara Teal them where ordinary bath conveniences are y ursslf now. Send for sainpls to STS Pearl A Case of Less Majeste. Bl., Naw Turk. Adv. Not long ngo DeWolf Hopper, th< not available. actor, was selecting a hat in a well- Cows In Belgium wear earrings The known Fifth avenue shop. His own law requires that when n cow has at . lint removed, he stood holding two TO PROTECT STEEL VESSELS tained the age of 3 months It shall ’ others, trying to decide which to buy have In Its ear a ring to which Is at ‘ At this moment n young man of th« Composition Applied to Bottom Only tached a numbered metal lag for tax il, would-be swagger type After Ship Had Been In Water ation purposes. I entered the store and mistaking Mr for Month or Two. Hopper for a salesman drawled at him Not Eau de Vis. In an affected nnd peculiarly irritating Some years ago, in a paper befor« Tippler • The doctor says I must tone: drink lota of water. "My hnt doesn't fit, my good man? the Institution of Naval Architects of Hi« Wife Very wall. But ho Before replying Mr. Hopper quits Great Britain, Mr. A. C. Holzapfel doesn't mean fire water, remember. deliberately inspected tho speaker stated that the beet method for insur from head to toe. Then, turning ing the protection of new steel ves 1« llr cal In Nrw Ahses. awny, he said sweetly: sels was to launch them without paint, Always shsks tn A1 Isa's Foot gaos, a p—wdsr. "Neither does your coat, my boy."— and to apply a composition only after ft rurss but, sMuaitng. arhltif, ««olían Im-U I <it.., r„im, liun.an., ns. • and b I Everybody's Magazine. the vessel had been in the water for • ' ,. 1 ■ r a t a month or two, and the mill scale inriil.ilil, Sample taaltrd Fftgg. Addrrue Alisa X'jlmml. Is, koy.N. Y. Worms »«pallad promptly from the bañil i had worn off. The steel training ship •yitrni with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge "Daa< > "Exmouth,” which was built several Buoi." Adv. Thoughtful. years ago. received no paint whatever Grannie -Why should I take anoth Lower Education. before she wue launched, and after a er chair, Gerald? Don't you think I'm Of a certain bishop the following ! month or two, she was put in dry dock comfortable here? and given four coats of first-class Gerald—Yea. Gmn'ma; but I'm anecdote is told: Whllo presiding over n conference a afraid my little kitten Isn't—she's paint. After being five years afloat, speaker began n tirade against the there, loo.—London Opinion. universities and education, expressing the bottom was found to be in a per feet slate of preservation, with very In one of the cities captured by the thankfulness that he had never been little rust at the water line, anti only Servians In the Balkan war the elec corrupted by contact with a college. After proceeding for u few minutes a little grass and slime covering the tric lighting system had not been bishop interrupted with the ques antl-fouling composition, which was completed and the task has been fin tho found to be in a thoroughly sound ished by the conquering army's en tion ■ "Do I understand that Mr. X----- is state of preservation. gineers. thankful for his ignorance?" "\v«ll, ven." was the answer; "you Suppression of Noises. can put It that way if you like." IF YOUR SKIN ITCHES, Studying the subject of the sup "Well, all I have to Bay," said the JUST USE RESINOL prelate, in sweet and musical tones, pression of noises in dwellings for "all I linve to say Is that Mr. X----- several years, a German scientist has The moment that lleslnol Ointment has much to be thankful for."—Chi decided that the more solidly build touches Itching skin, the Itching stops cago News. ings are constructed the more quickly and healing begins. That Is why doc they will convey sounds. t ’ aa ttoninn Eye IlsleAm for scalding «ten* tors have prescribed It successfully Ballon in rye« aud foflaiuuiatlou of «yes or for more than eighteen years In even eyelid*. Adv. tho severest cnsea of eczema, tetter, ringworm, rashes and other torment Hadn't Noticed It. ing. unsightly skin eruptions. Aided "Mandy, what did your husband by warm baths with Resinol Soap, Res any about the scenery of New York inol Ointment ret tores th« ski* to per Cltv anil Its environs?" fect health and comfort, quickly, easily "Nothing; all he talked about was and nt little cost. the awfulness of tho styles of dress You need never hesitate to use Resi the women wore.”—Chicago Tribune. nol. It contains absolutely nothing that could Injur« the tenderest skin— Tho Baptist Union of England is even of n tiny baby. All druggists seeking to raise a sustenatlon fund of France will establish an institute sell Resinol Ointment (50c nnd >1.00), $1,500.000 to guarantee a minimum of oceanography at a suburb of and Resinol Soap (25c).—Adv. wage to every Baptist minister. Havre. • • • There were 69,000 patents applied for In America last year. Only 35,000 patents were granted. • • • An English scientists has produced minute diamonds by exploding a pow der made of cordite and carbon. • • • A hand-operated machine that opens clama without endangering ita user's lingers has been patented by a New Yorker. • s s The handle of a new cane for men resembles a golf stick and contains receptacles for cigarettes and matches. • • e A novel traction engine literally walks Instead of rolls along, being provided with four legs shod with broad shoes. • • • Apparatus to simplify the examina In S. S. S. You Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It. tion of paper money under a magnify them neutral and scatters those peculiar ing glass has been patented by a Cali Msny a rheumatic sufferer hss been to the drug «tors for a bottle of fl. S. S anil formations In the nerve centers that fornia woman. • • • cause such mystifying and often baffling been handed something claimed to be •'Just na good.” Truly, to «»k for brend rheumatic pains. Cattails that cover the swamps are And best of all this remarkable remedy and be given a stone 1« still In prnctice. being used not only for chair bottoms, It you are troubled with rheumutlam In Is welcome to th« weakest Btomach. If you hnve drugged yourself until your but for the calking of barrels and for any form be sure to use 8. 8- 8. and note stomach Is nearly paralysed, you will bo the manufacture of paper. Its wonderful influence. * * * 8. H. fl. has the peculiar action of soak astonished to And that 8. fl. H gives no ing through the Intestines directly Into sensation but goes right to work. This Is So that a barber's breath will not the blood. In five mlnutee Its Influence 1» because It is a pure vegetable infusion, Is strike the faces of hla patrons there at work In every nrtery, vein and tiny taken naturally Into your blood Just as capillary. Every niembrsne. every or :;ttt pure air is inhaled uaturally into your has been invented a branching tubo. to be fastened to his nostrils. of the body, every emunctory becomes in lungs. • • • «fleet a filter to strain the blood of im Get a bottle of 8. 8. 8- today, and ask purities. The etlmulatlng properties of 8. for 8. 8. 8. A mirror supported by n bracket to 8. S. compel the akin, liver, bowels, kid You may depend upon It that the store noys, bladder to all work to the one end that sella you what you ask for Is a good be held In the month hax been Invented 'lice to trade. Write to the Swift by a I'arl ian to leave a woman'! of casting out every Irritating, every pain- inflicting atom of poison; it dislodges by hooclflc Co.. »”« 8wln Bldg., Atlanta, Ga, han k Bee to atrat a her b..lr. Gets Right Twist On Rheumatism Makes Shari Work of Cleaning Cd Your Entire System—Aches and Pains Go Fast. irrigation all accumulations In tho Joints, for their Book on lUieuuiatlsuu •au.ua acid aucrulluua to dlaolve, ntudtua Story of Love and Tragedy as Told by a Dying Man. By EONA L. BUR8LEY. In the charity ward of one of the city's largest hospitals a man lay dy- Ing. A dark robed, sweet-faced nun sal beside blui, trying to persuade him to see a priest and receive the last sacrament of the church before his spirit winged its flight to the judg ment seat of God. "No," said the man, "a priest could not forgive my sings in God's name, for God himself will never pardon me. But, sister, you are a woman, let me confess iny one great sin to you, aud have you forgive me in Iter name." The nun thought bis mind wan- dered, but seizing her hand with fe- verlsh eagerneM, he drew her closer to the bedside, and begged her not to retuse him this one last chance of easing bis conscience. She silently acquiesced, and motioned him to go on. "It Is a long tale of foul crime, and retributive suffering," he began, "and before ft Is ended you, sister, all gentleness and goodness that you are, will turn from me In horror and loathing. "My father was a wealthy planter with two sons, myself and a brother who was my junior by three years. Our mother died when we were very young, and as my father never mar ried again, we grew to manhood with out ever knowing the purifying, re straining influence of a woman s love and guidance. We were educated North. The summer I attained my ma jority, I returned to my father's plan tation. 1 set to work thoroughly to familiarize myself with all the details of sugar farming, in order to one day be able to relieve my father of the burden of personal management of his estate. We bad few near neighbors, but I learned that a widow had leased a small cottage ou our place, and had come to reside there with her daugh ter. 1 met them both at church the first Bunday after my return. Yes, sister. It was just that way, for I see you anticipate the events that followed upon that meeting, title did not seem beautiful to me—no, she was too slight in person and too imma ture In mind for that; but as we rode home together the flowers, the birds, the soft blueness of the sky, and the dazzling sunshine all contributed to make me think her voice the sweetest and her laugh the merriest 1 had ever heard. We saw much of each other after that, and 1 could not help no ticing her brightening eyes, and chang ing color whenever 1 approached. A few weeks after cur first meeting we went for a row on the river. "Before I was aware of It, I had whispered honeyed nothings by the score into her willing ear, and con- eluded by ai-kiug her to marry me. "1 pass over the next few months. We were very happy until I was seized by an unaccountable desire to see something of the life and society in the large city near by. My father consented, and shortly after 1 left home and took up my residence at one of the fashionable hotels of the city. I wrote regularly for a time to my fiancee, but as invitations to parties, balls, dinners, germans and so forth poured in thicker aud faster, my let ters ceased altogether. I never even thought of her unless it was to com pare her, and very unfavorably at that, with the gay belles of fashion to whose piping I was now dancing. “A year passed away, and I decided to make a foreign tour. I went to Europe, where I idled away three years. When I again set foot on my native soil I hastened to my father’s home. He and my brother welcomed me gladly, and I felt happier than 1 had been since I had left them, “I did not once inquire for my cl-devant sweetheart, but when I did, I was told that she and her mother wero living on our place still, My brother invited me to go with him to call upon them that same evening. I went, and would to God I had not done so! I saw again the girl I had so coolly cast aside In the years agone and in the same moment there flashed across my soul the deep, unalterable conviction that she—she was the only woman I had ever loved, or could ever love. "Ah, if you could have seen the springing step, the laughing eyes, the radiant bloom of her cheek! And then the indefinable. Irresistible charm of her manner and conversa tion. Another meeting, and 1 was niad in love with her. For days I lived In the doubt, the hope, the ec- stacy of love, and then came Its tor turing terror, and chill despondency. 1 learned that in a few weeks she was to wed my brother. I flew to my room. When I left it I was ao longer a man, but a demon, crazy with jeal ousy and thirsting for what in my frenzy I told myself was a just re venge. “1 affected delight at my brother's approaching happiness, and no one guessed the wild tumult that raged within my breast. At length their wedding eve arrived, and from the porch I could see my brother wend ing his way through tho fast falling shades of evening toward the home of his destined bride. 1 followed him leisurely, and reaching the strip of lawn outside the cottage windows, took up my position behind a tree. Even then I had not formed any defi nite Idea as to what form my revenge would take. He re mained but a brier half hour with bis betrothed, at 1 when he rose to depart the bright light and open window brought both their figures full before rny view. I saw him clasp her In his arms and press his lips to hers, and then, oh. God, if I could but wipe that terrible memory from my heart and mind. 1 reached for the revolver 1 had al ways carried about with me, raised It, and fired! “I fled home without anyone's see ing me, and when a little later my father carne to tell me my brother had been shot, I accompanied him to the cottage and did nothing to arouse the smallest shade of suspi cion that my hand had fired that fa tal shot. My brother was still lying on the floor, and a dark stream flowed from a bole In his right temple. He raised bls head to mine, and that look has never ceased to haunt my' mind! I have seen it in the noon- tide glare, In the dim starlight, in the roseate dawn, In the flickering moonlight—it went straight to my heart and left its burning impress there forever and forever, 1 gazed at him aghast and appalled. "A low groan broke from bls ashen lips, as be stretched out his hand to Louise, gasped for breath, and died! No one ever suspected that 1 alone knew the secret of that dark night, My father sickened and died from grief at the loss of bls younger son, and I was left to wander o'er the earth, and seek, but all In vain, to blot that scorching, intolerable agony of memory and remorse from my mind. I have spent my Inheritance and the beet years of my life search ing for Louise, that I might go down on my knees, confess all, and entreat her forgiveness. Now- I am dying, and God. In his wrath and justice. has withheld this boon. Tell me, sis- ter. You are weeping, Tell me, do you think that the woman whose youth 1 darkened, whose happiness I blasted for all time, could ever have forgiven me?" Slowly the nun raised her head. and her face was gloriously transtig- ured by the flood of divine compas- slon that shone in her tear-d>mmed eyes. “Yes, Arnim Leslie, I am sure she would,” was the answer, “for 1 am Louise Merton, and from my heart 1 both pity and forgive you." "Louise!” cried the dying man. "are you indeed Louise Merton? And you can nity and forgive? Ah, then surely God the Cr<ator cannot be less merciful than his creature? Say those words again, How blessed is the sound!" She knelt beside the b?d. took his hand in hers, and as the gentle voice repeated the assurance his soul had hungered for through many a weary year, the angel of death spread his wings o'er the penitent and Arnim Leslie was no more. (Copyright. 1114. by Dally Story Pub. Co. 1 SOMETHING OF PHENOMENON Lucid Explanation That Should Have Done Away With All Need of Further Argument. A workman, endeavoring to explain to one of his mates what a phenome non was, made the following attempt: "It’s like this. Suppose you were to go out into the country and sec a field of thistles growing." “Yes.” assented his friend. "Well, that would not be a phenom enon!” “No, that's quite clear," agreed the other man. “But suppose you were to see a lark singing away up in the sky." "Yes.” “Well, that would not be a phe- nomenon!" “No, that also seems clear.” “But imagine there is a bull in the field" "Yes,” his friend could imagine that. "Even that would not be a phenome- non.” "No." "But now. Bill, look here, Suppose you saw that bull sitting on them thistles whistling like a lark—well, that would be a phenomenon!" Idle Curiosity. "Suppose," said the solemn constit uent, "that the Congressional Record decided to put In some modern edi torial improvements.” “Well?" said Senator Sorghum, po litely. "And suppose It got up one of theee columns entitled 'Things Worth Know ing.’ ” "Yes?” "Do you reckon they'd print any of your speeches In that column?" The Autocrat. "I suppose you are going to take summer boarders next year?” said the man who looks ahead. "No," replied Farmer Corntoseel; "we don't take boarders any more. But if city people want to come an’ eat their food on the place without givin’ me the trouble of shippin’ it, maybe I kin make the prices a little cheaper." An Ordeal. "You never tell funny stories F "Never. When you tell a funny story it's always painful to watch the other fellow trying to conceal his Impatience for you to get through and let him tell one. The Winner In order to do things -to succe«>d jrou muat have health, and this means taking care of the digestion, the liver and the bowels. For this particular work * HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters is well adapted. It soothes and tones the tired stomach and pro motes bowel regularity. Try 1L • » Let Uncle Try for Another. The little Bratenahl boy visited his uncle, who lives away out in the coun try. Uncle is a devout man; a pillar of the church and a breeder of fine horses. And upon a certain pretty colt did our little friend cast his eye with admiration and covetousness. "Uncle Samuel," he said, "will yon please give me that colt?” "Why, no, Harold," answered the uncle. “I can't give you that colL Do you want a colt very badly?" "I’d rather have a colt than any thing in the world.” "Well, if you want a colt that much you ought to pray for it. When I want a thing very badly I pray for it and it comes to me.” "Honest, Uncle? Well, I'll tell yon —you give me this colt and then yon pray for another one.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. JUDGE CURED. HEART TROUBLE. I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid ney Pills for Heart Trouble from which I had suffered for 5 years. I my eyes puffed, my breath was short and I had chills and back ache. I took the pills about a year ago and have had no return of the palpitations. Am now 63 years old, able to do lots of manual labor, am well and hearty and weigh about 200 pounds. I feel very grateful that I found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may publish this letter if you wish. I am serving my third term as Probate Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly. PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan. Correspond with Judge Miller about this wonderful remedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c per box at yonr dealer or Dodds Medicine Co, Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Hints, also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and re cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free. Adv. The area of Alaska is nearly 600,000 square miles, almost equal to that of the entire eastern half of the United States. 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You have my hearty consent to use my name and testimonial in any way and I hope it will benefit suffering women.”—Mrs. O rfha T urner , 431 S. Wayne St, Piqua, Ohio. Women who are suffering from thoaa distressing ills peculiar to their sex should not doubt the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to re store their health. If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Med icine Co-, (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman aud held in strict confidence. a Quite Different, Client—Good gracious! What caricature. Painter—Excuse me; that's a por trait of myself. Client—Oh, lifelike, very lifelike. I'm sure.—Fliegende Blaetter. p N. U.