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Dabs for Dinner
By Max McKay
Ahoy! folk«, wi > i
to
chungo th«- num<- o f thi« columh. Of
course we took un Australian ballot
on it untl vot<* cast for u chung«-
were 1, for no change 0. So you ««•<•
it wun by ununimuus dcciaion that ah«-
wa* ehang«-«l.
o
Yea, air! a noted weuther authority
aya, when the little wild llowera be
gin to pop up throijph old mother
eurth’a cruat that it la a aure sign of
pring. Mebliy no.
Our conception o f spring la* when
two little iron pega aprout out of the
ground about twenty-one feet apurt
and the boya “ about town" get nerv-
oua und atari trying to knock thoae
two little pega over with u couple pair
o f horaeahoea, that'a a sur«- aign of
apring, yea, air.
Between “ barn yard go lf” in other
worda " h o r a e shoes,” "chcckera” und
"whittlin’ " the boya are kept pretty
buay.
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We think the officer o f the law
ought to stay right by thoae “ horae
ahoe" courta ull the time aa Mine of
the boya get their ahoea mixed up und
get to uaing profane language at eucli
other and drive one unother away
f rom the game.
Barber and put on with Helen Witzel
und Nellie Barber ua vulcntinea und
Mra. Nelli«- Barber ua Uritlget. The
valentine acencry ua«-d for both Craw
ford und Turner high waa deaigned
uml conatructeil by Nellie Barber, Mr.
Ilicock doing the carpenter work.
Mayro McKinney w«-nt to S«-uUli-
recently for m«-«iical treatment.
Mr. und Mra. Kuymond Titua ut-
tended the fum-rul o f Mra. Oaburn in
Sub-m, Tu«-a«luy.
Miaa Fuy Barber o f Salem «pent
th«i week-eml with her parenta, Mr.
an«l Mra. Chita. Barber. Sunday after
noon they motor«-«! to llayeaville to
visit Mr. un«l Mra. Frank Carlaon,
former reai«lenta h«-re, who r«-c«-ntly
moved to llayeaville.
Owen Thomueon and fri*-n«l und
Miaa Mona Walk«-r and a frien«! «pent
Sunday with Owen’ - parent«, Mr urnl
Mra. I*. E. Thomaaon.
Miaa Mary Walker of W« at Stay ton
«pent Thuradny with h«-r aiat«-r, Mra.
Thomua l.ittle.
Kenneth
Witz«-I
of
Longview,
Waahington, viait«-«! hia parenta, Mr.
and M i I: < > Wit/.- I, recently.
Th.- Hummock family o f Clear
Lake apent Surnluy with Mr. and Mra.
I*. E. Thomaaon.
Alice Titua apent W'-dnea«lay night
with Turn*-r frmmla.
Mra. P. K. Thomaaon ap«?nt a few
«lay« the first o f th«- week with her
niece, Mra. Love, and family o f Eu
gene.
CLOVERDALE
Now, if the cup waa there on duty
I k - coultl act aa referee and judge.
Mr. ami Mra. John Shilling und son,
(i«-ne, spent Sunday ut the home of
We »«•«• by the paper« thut there their «laughter und son in law, Mr.
wua a big egg rnixup buck in Little un«i Mra. Lloyd Jurtm-n.
Itock, Arkanaaa. There waa lota of
Mr. and Mrs. Clint Wood« and
eggaitement ami lota of > gga chang«-«l
hand« amongst the politician« an«l daughter, Della, were Sunday dinner
• ggehunge men. They even ha«l a gu'-ata at the home of Mr. ami Mra.
pitch«-«! battb- throwing many caa«-n 1 Frank Cook. Mr. Cook, who has been
o f « gg». Oh, boy! ain’t that aumpin*. I ill m«nt o f the wint«»r, ia very slowly
I improving.
Too darned ba«l moat o f tho«e eggs
Mrs. E. E. Cook and Mrs. Frank
well with aome o f thoae eggehange
Cook wi-r«- business callers in Salem
men ami politician«.
last Fri«lay.
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Ju .t the «am«- we’ll b«-t there waa a
J«»e Morris o f Portland visitv«l over
“ «crumble” for the eggs.
the week-end with hia parenta, Mr.
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By gosh, uin’t w- «glad we «lidn't and Mrs. J. C. Morris«
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go to church last Sunday nite. The
Mr«. Glen Port«-r o f Sa!«-m spent
preachi-r gave hia congregation a
Thur««lay at the home o f Mr. ami
handicap in the form o f two huge
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boils. Now, wi ’«I have been ju«t
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lucky «-nougli to g«-t on«- o f th«-m hu«l
Mrs. Anna Jnck, instructor in the
we b«-«-n there.
Pleaaant View school, spent the week-
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Now on«- boil ia handicap enough,
alone two. O f course, if he gave
the who)«- congregation two huge boil«
and, 1« t us soy, there were fifty people
there that would be opproximately
two fifth«, no one-twenty— oh, what
the heck- the us«- o f going into such
«le«-;i fv'-'«' o\ -r a <oup!a boils.
TV- ,nun *vlio cun t>mile,
Is tin* man worth while,
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When he'a down
Hut the? man who
When hia purse is
Is th«- man we’d
A dding M itriliiM-s
ALL MAKES
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421 Court
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Salem
Subject for th«- Sumlay evening,
“ Forgiveness, or the Man Who Prac
tice«! What He Preached.” When they
were crucifying our Lord, H<- could
have thrown them all to the pit with
METHODIST CHURCH
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B U Y R O O F IN G T H A T
certed, all tog«.-ther pull o f all the
ENDURES
churches over the diatrict toward an
advance in the c jst- of Christ. One
It is the am bition o f e v e r y p r o p
o f hia i|uestiona which we may all do
e r t y o w n e r to p r o v id e his b u ild
well ask ourselves was “ Are we aure
ings w ith the r o o fin g m ateria l
that w«- are concerned more about
that will c o n tr ib u te to the b e a u
King«lom progress than any other
ty o f the stru ctu re as w e ll as
thing?”
p r o v e d u r a b le and e con om ical.
Sunday morning Bro. Burgoyne’a
W e h ave just that t y p e o f r o o f
subject wan “ The Drudge.” Aa an
in g and b e f o r e you d e cid e on
illustration o f what he wished to say
a
n y kind o f a substtiu te w e
he selected the character o f the el«l«-r
Hope
that you w ill g i v e us the
brother in the paruble of the prodigal
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n ity to tell you about
son. He ahoweil ua how the spirit of
ours. Use P i o n e e r R o o fin g
both boys had been “ ae|f-«ceking.”
While the elder one had not marred
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A. B. Christenson, Manager
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at home and le«l a clean life, and he
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Mr. und Mra. Walter W. Miller
apent Sunday ut the horn* of Mra.
Miller'« aiater and huxband, Mr. an«l
Mra. E. !>. Crab tre«! of Lyon«.
S p e c ia l
TH ING S WE D L IK E TO SEE
H. Briggs cut out thunmpin’ us be-
hind the «-ar.
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Don Rich«*« with a pair o f hob'li-ss
pants on.
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Louie Hennie an«l Miaa Gertrude
Amb-raon were Sun«lay viaitora ut the
Karl Wipper home.
one breath but couhln't «lo that anil
save us, so while they were «Iriving
the cruel nails through His fl«-sh He,
who ha«l preached, “ praye«l for them
t who deapitefully use you," plead
“ Father, forgive them, they know not
wh it they do.” And so shoubi we love
our fellowmen, being will to lay down
i our very livea for them. Crushc«!
flower« give off the most perfume.
The women and girls o f the Sunday
school have challenged the men and
boys to learn more scripture verses
this week than they can.
A long worker-’ conference o f the
Sunday school was hrid at the parson
age Tues«lay evening after volleyball.
Everyone should plan to be in at
tendance at the Brotherhoo«! ærvic»-
next Sunday evening, b«ginning at
7:-i0 o’clock. Will you be there?
Aid Society will meet next Thurs
day, February 19, with the president,
.Mrs. Small.
Every member please
take notice. Visitors welcome.
SaxaphonE
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Crawford won ««-cond prize in the
live valentine cont«-st at the Commun
ity club Monday night with an orig
inal skit compose«! by Mrs. Charles I
Ben Wipper ia confined to hia home
with un uttuck o f meaalea. Sorry Ben
w«- did not know that you were enter
ing your aeconil childhood.
the spirit in which it ia «Ion«-. H<- who
ia afraiil he will do something he
doesn’t really have too, ia missing the
joy o f «loing. The extra touches
chung«» «Irudgery to a song. Th«.-
m«-asure of our «b-votion for the un-
««< n ia what w«- are willing to «lo for
humanity. Some live to destroy; aoim-
live to let live; aome live and h«dp
otheri to live. Where «lo we belong?
Many stay at home and do not go into
ain; an«l yet, have no fellowship. A
form of religion without th«- spirit i.-
<lru«lg«ry.
Having fellowship with
Co«l und one another releases from
drudgery. He that spared not His
own a«*n, but delivered Him up for
u« all, how shall H<- not with Him also
freely give us all thing?” He will if
we asked in faith believing.
B U SIN ESS
and out un«l broke.
won’t smile
full,
ought to choke.
CRAWFORD
end in Silvc-rton.
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