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About The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 5, 1930)
Thurmliiy, June 11 il-: T m m ’NK, 1030 T i’nNF.n. orkkox Pa#e 3 'c&SB Indian Rioters Being Clubbed by Policeiren MARRIAGE if. |M le i #-/* £8 r/; A REGULAR a ;o CXÎ WHIRLWIND & VJ. AFFAIR ItiS rD J W elsh, t T WAS a standing Joke In North I This pirtur*, taken nt Glrgsum, Initia, show* native policemen charging ■ mob of riotoua follower* of Muhatnu Gandhi and dispersing the crowd by frei- use of their clubs. What the Weil Dressed Dartmouth Boys Wear llero I* an array of Dartmouth «tudent* showing how short* mny he ndapted for wear on every occasion. The revolt against the conventional trousers Is sponsored by the college paper. Many college athletes, Including the football heni. Al Mnrsters, have come out “for the freedom of the knees" These students are showing how shorts may he worn for school. In the autumn, for afternoon wear, for study, for formal occasions, “pour le sport," for semlformal attire and for the campus. Dedicate Pilgrim Steps of Washington Cathedral Impressive ceremonies attended by more thnn 2.01X1 men and women of prominence mnrked the dedication of the great flight of stone "pilgrim steps" provided as an entrance to the south transept of Washington cathedral, by Mr. and Mrs. Holand L Taylor of Philadelphia. In the picture, left to right: Canon Raymond L. Wolven, chaplain to the bishop of Washington; Right Rev. James E. Freemnn, bishop of Washington; Cordon A. Ilnrdwlck. Jr., and Roland Taylor Ely, grandsons of the donors; Canon O. Freeland Peter, master of ceremonies, snd Jam es P. Ber- Xely, cathedral verger. Yeah F ir s t L ib e ria n P re sid e n t It wns probably a spinster who or iginated the saying, “One man’s as good as another.”—Chicago News. Joseph Jenkins Roberta wns the last governor under the Colonial Society of Liberia and the first president. H e a lth N ote Ju st as It has been for ages, work will continue to be the best exercise this year.—Milwaukee Journal. brook that 1C ben Strong had been courting Miranda Bartlett for twenty years without having worked up sufficient courage to "pop” the question. There wns nothing whatever to pre vent their marrying ;-Kb was prosper ous and Miranda enjoyed a sufficient Income to aupply not only her needs but her wants ns well. This wns the state of affairs when Mlsa Miranda en gaged Alary Bllen Rowe from Went Farms to assist with the housework. Mary Bllen heard the story of Kb's courtship over the fence from Mrs. Jew ett the morning after her arrival. And the story was confirmed the fol lowing Saturday when at eight o’clock she admitted Kb. A week later the unexpected happened—Eb was called west by the death of an uncle, whose heir he was, and for the first time In twenty years Miss Miranda faced the prospect of being callerless Saturday night. Eb’a crony, Ezra Barr, owned the largest and finest grocery store In town. Like Eh, he was a bachelor, and the two had been euch good friends that, although Eh had always admired Miranda Bnrtlett. he had stepped aalde when he discovered Eb was In love with her. “Good morning!" said Ezra to Mary Ellen when she went to the store Wednesday for supplies, and In answer to an Inquiry after the health of her mistress. Mary Ellen replied: "Miss Miranda Is—” she hesitated, sighed, as If uncertain Just what to say. “Nothing the matter. Is there?" he asked anxiously. “N—o and y es!" This was puzzling and he questioned further: “What Is It?” “I believe she dreads Saturday night and It has upser her," explained Alary Ellen. “If some one would only drop In. unexpected like, and tide over the lonesome time she wouldn’t feel It so much. But who— " she paused, then ns If struck hy a sudden Idea exclaimed: "Why couldn’t you come. Air. Barr? Yon are Air. Strong’s friend, and I know Miss Miranda would enjoy having you!” "Do you think so?" he asked with gront Interest. “I am sure of I t !" The scheme worked. At eight o’clock Saturday night the door bell rang and Alls* Miranda, although surprised, welcomed Ezra cordially. They char ted till nine, then Mary Ellen ap peared with a tray of dainty refresh ments. The next week the same pro gram was followed, save that the lmrkgnmmon board wns brought out and the two played a number of games. In settling his uncle's estate Eb was compelled to remain away longer thnn he had anticipated. As he hnied writing letters, he merely sent a pic ture postcard to Miss Miranda. Two months passed. Ezra Barr was begin rilng to look forward to the weekly backgammon, to say nothing of Miss Alirnnda's lively conversation and the home-prepared refreshments. Miss Miranda had long been contem plating a visit to her old friend. Mrs Alary Bolter, who lived In Springfield, thirty miles away, nnd now mode up her mind to go. She told Ez of her decision Saturday night, and he re marked that he had business to trans act In thnt city and might ns welt go at the same time. Mary Ellen didn’t Inform Mrs Jew ett exactly what was In the wind, hut threw out a few hints, and so It hap pened Mrs. Jew ett was on watch , bright and early Monday morning When she saw a taxi stop at the 1 Bartlett's nt n quarter to nine. Ezra Barr get out. disappear Into the house return presently with a suit-case, then go hack after Its owner, she changed , her dress and started on a tour of dis ; covery. At the station, the train hav ing left, she Inquired of the agent how many tickets for Springfield Ezra Barr j had bought. The agent, who was well acquainted with Mrs. Jew ett’s gossip ing propensities and didn't mind n lit- 1 tie fun, promptly replied: "Two, first class I” Just as she was hurrying out the door to spread the news the train j from the west pulled In and the first person to alight was Eben Strong! Running up to Kb she cried, excitedly: “Miranda Bartlett and Ex Bart eloped to Springfield tills morning on the nine o'clock tra in ! If you don't believe me ask Sam Young!" Eb dashed into the station, demand ed of the agent If It was true that Aliss Miranda Bartlett and Ez Burr had gone to Springfield on the nlns o'clock ezpresa. “As true as tru th !” Sam Young re- piled. Eh studied the time table a moment, did a little mental calculating, then ordered a :axl. lie told the driver to step on the gas snd get him to Spring- field In the shortest possible order and he would pay double fare! Something, he couldn't have told what, compelled him to go straight to Mury Bolter's; the servant, who an swered his furious ringing ot the bell, never had a chance to announce him, for he rushed Into the parlor, snd there, with hat and coat still on. for she had only -Just arrived, sal Miran da talking to Mary Bolter. "Allrarida 1" shouted Eb, “are you married V “ Eh!” cried Miranda In amazement. "When did you get home?” "Never mind that. I'm here! Are you married?” ,“Why—why—not that I know o f!" she replied, wondering if Eb had sud denly gone crazy. “Will you marry meV “Why—why—Eb, this Is so sudden!" returned the embarrassed Miranda. “Yes. or not Will you marry me?” “Why—yes. I suppose s o ! 1 al ways expected to some day." •Tome on, then, the taxi Is wait ing!” A week later when Mr. and Airs. Eben Strong returned borne Mrs. Strong Informed Mary Ellen that ber marrlnge wns "a regular whirlwind af fa ir!” Mary Ellen offered no com ment. hut when her mistress wasn't looking, winked slyly at the old yel low cat. G e o lo g ica l A ge The periods of the geological time as adopted by the international geo logical congress are as follows: ( ’enozolc. the age of mammals, began approximately 40.iXW.tXX» years ago and extends to the present time. Mesozoic, the age of rep tiles. about 14O.U0O.IXX) years a g o . Paleozoic. which Includes the Silurian a .3 Carboniferous periods, began about 300.(ss».txxj years age. Scien tists generally believe thnt man ex isted at the end of the Glacial period. The earliest appearance of actual man. the genus Homo, occurred prob ably 2WI.OOO years ago. this estimate being based on the antiquity of the Heidelberg man, the oldest known tyi>e. C i r c u m s t a n ti a l E vid en ce A Swedish farm-hand In Minnesota was on the witness stand, nnd the at torney for the railroad asked him to fell In detail of the tragic death of a companion. “Ay fell you." he answered. “Me and Ole we hane walking on the railroad track. Train come hy and Ay yump off track. By and by when train is gone. Ay don't see Ole any more, so Ay walk on and pretty soon Ay see one of Ole's arms on one side of track, and then pretty soon Ay see Ole's head, hut Ole’s body Is not there, so Xy stop and Ay say to myself: “ ‘By Yupiter. something must a’ happened to Ole.’ " —Pathfinder Maga zine. T r u e F a ir y la n d The truly Celtic city of Cork Is sit uated on the south const of Ireland. With l.StX) yenrs of history behind her she makes the oldest of American cities seem youthful by comparison. Nearby Is Klllarney. with Its beautiful lakes, of which Queen Victoria said “Klllarney Is fairyland." Even Wordsworth, the poet, who loved all nature, did not hesitate to say that It wns the most beautiful spot in the British Isles. A short dis tance from Cork Is Glengnrlff. situated amid lofty mountains and haring « climate unusually mild. S e t t l e d D ru g g is ts ’ S t a n d in g King Jam es I of England was the originator of the modern slogan, “Your druggist is more than a mer chant." In the Sixteenth century the apothecaries of England were forced to unite with the grocers In a guild In chartered trade association of those days). King James, however, was Influenced to give the apothecaries a separate charter, and in reply to the protest of the Grocers' guild he said: "Grocers are hut merchants; the busi ness of the apothecary Is a mystery”— which al that period meant art or pro fession. W r i t in g “ in W a t e r ” To write In water is not to write at all, for the record Is erased even faster than It Is written. A fine phrase Is this, than which none more eloquent exists. And Its history Is as illustrious as Its quality. For we have It from the works of the Greek clnssidst Sophocles, from whom It was borrowed by Shake speare for use In tils Henry VIII in the sense of nn ephemeral record.—Kan sas City Times. M any o f T ho m Do Some people believe In lew and or der—If they can l.av down the law snd give Hie orders.— Newcastle Courier.