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Thursday, March 27. IIM) THE TRIBl’NK, TURNER, OREGON OUR COMIC SECTION Pa«e 7 Curre Wit 1 that ( sluggish feeling P u t yourself right with nature by chewing Peen • u • mint. Works mildly but effectively in small doses. Modern — safe — scientific. For the family. Along the Concrete • (C75T M tT W O AMD IT W OULD H E L P A HALF POLLA R 5 TO HAVE THAT CAR WASHED AHP & LISH EP OH SATUffPAV- W TH IN 6 P i ? |N 6 W E L L The small car had balked again, and while one climbed under It to work, the other sat and chatted. "You know, I don’t think 4-1 hours such a short week. Look at the American auto fac tory, where they only work 88.” “Yes," said the mechanic with s grunt, “but I think they might put la another ten tightening up the outs.”— Sydney MalL THE STREET (Afc eenamint L Z ?P AS K FOB ^ T H | ORIGINAL peeriam in t c 7 h* Chtwinq Gum L A X A T IV E tJo Tasi* But the Mint Chew It Wv Like Gum A W H E N H IT H A R D FOR CONSTIPATION S t r u c t u r e o f H u rtle ,» I r o n Architects and metallurgists all over the world are watching with Interest the progress of a building at Essen, Germany, being erected of rustless Iron. The Krupp works are responsible for the Innovation. “A man’s often hurt by falling In love." “That's only when he's hard hlL” THE FEÀTHERHEADS The*e Women Driver* / w » # i SOU WK.MMMyl- ' \**T CM AMMO- A MC«c SMX WtVkQ Al O om iTS DUM B I- N ttllC . W U A 3 i \ ZROWWS DôWJ A &0AIÇEI- M O SAL K F 4 S ANVÔXA 1 3 , U T T L f r tO W S B O P V - B U T û>i HfcB. BUS U K i Wfc WAS SMAOOU-BoXlMÖ l — w Y to O O M SS H6Q - VAT'S U fi KUJOJ- M H ta MOMS. A S u*tT OUliT TALK ABOUT Wfc UJAMPSSiMCir J l h ) I f U T u lO M AM M AV/VSATE» ^ w / R o a d i n a m a u t o . - A w i t D , y \ & i:\Atf>v<feu CO P a th w a y o f G reatness H e r i s e s t o a n office h i g h And to o n e l o f t i e r , by a n d by E a c h n e w p r o m o t i o n b id s h i m f ret W i t h t r o u b l e s s r o w i n g g r e a t e r yet. E n d M en T a k e N o tic a Rastus—Here am a telegram from de boss In Afrlcy. He done say he am «endin’ us some lions' tails. Circus Owner’s Wife—Lions' tails, Rastus? What on earth are you talk ing about? Rastus—Well. Jes read dls telly- gram yo'self. It says Jest as plain: “Just captured two lions. Sending do tails by mall." E ast and W est “1 went out West I d *80.“ sold the New Yorker. “How fur d’yu git?" queried the ' miner. “Buffalo," said the New Yorker. “1 went East th’ same year,” said the miner. “Went as fu'r Butte. Mon j tana. Nearly ran Into each other, didn't we?"—New York Times. ^ utQ 10M0J6 \ T he H elp m ate ' MUSBAOO AAS WOBA 6 AV gome i o Mts fim a i a s S M 6 “Isn’t It nice to have a husband who spends all Ills evenings at home?” “Yes; 1 enjoy myself so much better when I know he's there with the chi) dren."—Chicago Dally News. PLACE, DUE TO HER BAÇKUOâ OOT OF A GARAGE W * * H i HELP THE P O O R S ! ----- - F a c in g D e a th Returned Explorer (bonMfnlly)— Tea, gentlemen. I have faced death In • hundred forma. Little Perkins—Really! Doctor or undertaker? HEELS O VER M edical P r a c t i c e “IIow Is It you hnve such n large practice and are so beloved by your patients, doctor?’* “I tell those who are really III that they are quite well and those thnt Imagine that they lire III that they ure very III." A M EAN T R IC K ton. “If you are talking politics, proh- ntily not. She l i a s to *tHy awake and attend to her work."—Washington Slur. Tw o P lay ed a t O n a P la n o Ml«« Lady Hug- I think you ought to he ashamed of yourself. Willie Lo curt, to make love to me and then leave me for seventeen years I N o T e m p t a t i o n to L ia ta n “Do you think the telephone operat or listen* In when I nin miking?'* *'li probably depend« on wlmt you •re talking about," answered Mr. Meek- Betty—I don’t think the Smiths can bo so well off as they were. Derek—Why not? "The Inst time I wnn there two people had to play one piano." A D iffe r e n t Matte«- Smith—So your son Is In college? How la he milking It? Smlthera—lie Isn't. I'in milking It and he's spending It. chance — at the first sniffle rub 00 Children's Muitero^ once every hour for five hours. Children's Mustetole is just good old Musterole, you have known so long, in milder form. Working like the trained masseur, this famous blend of oil of mustard, camphor, menthol and other ingredients brings relief naturally. It penetrates and stimu lates blood circulation, helps to draw out infection and pain. Keep full strength Musterole on hand, for adults and the milder — Children’s Musterole for little tots. All druggist* C H I L D R E .V S A n y t h i n g E ls e B u t Judge—On what grounds are you seeking a divorce from your wife? H u s b a n d — Misrepresentation. When I asked her to marry me she said she was agreeable.—Capper’« Weekly. There are men who are so afraid ot their wives they'll eat lettuce. R e tu rn P ostage A callow rhymester went to a wist man with the question: "What bool Is most useful to n poet?” ’’A book of stamps." W a n ts All the W orld to Know A F A S T SET Poor Suitor—Darling. I in heel* over head In love with you I She—Well, as soon ns you’re on your feet I may consider your suit. R e a lly S a rio u a Doctor—Have you uny difficult cases In your practice? Colleague—I am Just going to one— he has owed me his hill for n year.— Der Lusllge Snchse. Leipzig. head colds often “settle“ in throat and chest where they may C OMMON become dangerous. D on’t ta k e HEAD P ere ista n t A n tag o n ist “Can you give me a Job In this cir cus as a wrestler?’’ “Have yon done any wrestling?” “All my life." "With whom?" “With adversity." Mothers • • .Watch Children’s colds C r a m p Is a n A sset Grace—"She goes with a fast net. eh?" Maggie—“She associates with nothing hut former college truckmen, my dear.” S h e a a k ed me for a n a u t o g r a p h ; ClIn gln R a r o u n d m y n e c k I f e l t q u ' t e f l a tt e r e d t i ll I f o u n d r d autographed a ch eck ! W o r a a " S p i r i t u a l ’’ Dreaa Claude—Hasn't Mona got on a splr Itual dress? * J u s t O nce Rrlan—What do you mean, spiritual ' Harry—Did you ever make n public Claude—Well, there Isn't much nin s|>eech ? Iorini about IL—Royal Arcanum Bulle George—Yes, Just once. I made * tin. proposal to my girl over the phone. U nkind Gerald—I hnve a bone to pick with you. Geraldine—Is thnt why you are scratching your head? H e r d W h a t la “nig hoy.” sold Sum bo. “Ah’s hawd as nnlls.’’ “Yeah,'* ynwned Rastus. “Well, et ah diamond hit niuh It would splatter dal’s bow ba]rd Ah Is.” •‘About ten years ago I got so weak and rundown that I felt miserable all over. One day my husband said, ‘Why don’t you take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound?’ When I had taken two bottles 1 felt better so I kept on. My little daughter was bom when I had been married twelve years. Even my doctor said, ‘It’s wonderful stuff.’ You may publish this letter for I want all the world to know how this medicine has helped me.”— Mrs. Horten Jones, 208 48th Street, Union City, N. J. Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound l F * PíttJihjni MÍO* Go . l»rin, Mit« 0