The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, December 05, 1929, Image 3

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    T IIK T O lB t 'N E . T lT H N E n , O R E G O N
Miss M orrow Teaches Mexican Children
WHY W E BEH A V E
LIK E HUMAN BEINGS
The Marie o f
G enuine
Give* Vagarie« of Appendix
* T * I IK function o f (ha renal organa or
Acidity
T h e common cause o f digestive dim
cullies Is rxcesa acid. Mods cannot
alter this condition, and It burns Ilia
stomach.
Houielhlug that w ill neu­
tralise th* acidity la th* *eiialblo
thins to take. That la why physicians
tell the public to use I'hllllps Milk o f
Magnesia.
On# spoonful o f this delightful prep­
aration can neutralise many lim es Ita
volume In acid. It acts Instantly; re­
lie f la quick, and very apparent. A ll
gaa Is dls|ielled; all sourness Is soon
gone; the whole system Is sweetened.
D o try tbl* perfect anti arid, and re­
member It Is Just as good for children,
too, and pleasant for them to taka.
Any drug store has the genuine, pre­
scriptions) product.
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Misa Elizabeth Morrow, daughter o f the American ambassador to M exico and sister-in-law o f Colonel Lindbergh,
school for girls In Mexico City,
Whom she Is Instructing In Kngllsh.
Is shown here delivering her first lesson to th* pupils o f the “ Lope* C otllla," a
Oakland’s Troop o f Mounted Girl Scouts
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l l e i « Is the Kluingehon Biding troop—second Girl Scout equestrienne organization to be formed anywhere la
the world— photographed niter the Investiture ceremonies at Oukland. Calif. T h e other Girl Scout mounted troop
la at Fort Leavenworth, Kan.
Germany Has a Fast New Cruiser
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Fondness for Western
Music Shown by Japan
The demand In Japan for sll kinds
o f western classical music la In
atnklng contrast to the condition In
China, where native mitalc ts atlll pre­
eminent and where foreign melodies,
either classic or Jaxa are not welcomed,
declared a representative o f an Amer­
ican grauiaplione company, after com­
pleting a tour o f the Far East re­
cently.
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Dp until SO years ago. he said, the
Japanese were almost entirely Ig­
norant o f foreign music, hut during
this time they have rapidly become
educated to It and now there la a
large demand for music by Beethoven,
Mozart, llrabins and Wagner. This ap­
preciation o f western nm.lc la genuine
and not the result merely to be like
other countries. It la agreed.
Foreign music, whether rendered by
local artists or thoae from abroad. Is
received with great enthusiasm. The
appearance o f stnrs such ns Cinlll-
Ctirrl. Elman and llc lfc ts always
bring packed houses, while many are
turned away wheu visiting opera com­
panies play “ Carm en" or "A ld a."
O. Aaron Youngquist, attorney gen­
eral o f Minnesota, who has been nom­
inated by President H oover to be an
assistant attorney general, succeeding
Mrs. Mabel W alker Wlllebrandt, who
resigned. Mr. Youngquist la forty-
four years old, waa bom In Sweden,
la "personally and politically dry” and
a close friend o f Attorney General
Mitchell. H is duties will be largely
the detection and prosecution o f dry
law violators.
Many find Busa Ball Bine good tonic
fo r chlrkena. Large package at Oro-
ce ri.— Adv.
Still Has Owe la Reaerve
Squire (to oldeat Inhabitant)— So
you are going to marry a third wife,
John, I hear?
John (w ith satisfaction )—Yes, s ir;
an’ t f she should he taken afore me,
I know where I ran get a fourth.—
Pearson's.
Blame and Praise
“ Yon have been accused o f being a
grafter."
••Everybody knows," said Senator
Sorghum, “ that I have not great fo r ­
tune. I f I had, I wouldn't be ncrused,
I'd be overwhelmed with flattery."
Germ any'« newest cruiser, tha Leipzig, Just nfter Ita launching at W ll-
kelinahaven. It will tie onr o f the fastest cruisers afloat and la built to con­
form to the agreement o f the allied powers.
FO SH AY FAILS
Albania’s King on His Birthday
Lota o f men are pleasant to talk to,
but disagreeable to liston to.
neglect a COLD
cold ¡n cheat or
throat—that so oftrn leads to
something serious—generally reaponds
to good old Munterole with the first ap­
plication. Should be more effective if
uard once every hour fo r five hours.
Working like the trained hands of a
masseur, this famous blend o f oil of
muaiard. camphor, menthol and other
helpful ingredients brings relief natur­
ally. It penetrate* and •timuUtes blood
circulation, helps to draw out infection
and pain. I'red by million« lor 20 years.
Recommended by doctors and nurses,
KcepMuitrrole handy— jars and tubes.
D
is t r e s s in g
T o M oth er»—Musterole I t also
tnade In m ilder fo r m f o r babies
and small children. Ask f o r C hil­
dren's Musterole.
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T h * handsome and youthful K ing Ahmed Zogu o f Alhantn, with his nldes,
photographed during the natlonnl celebration o f hla thirty-fifth birthday. King
Zogu Is seldom photographed.
Wilbur Burton Fosliay, forty-eight,
head o f the W. B. Foshny company o f
Minneapolis which filed a voluntary
petition In bankruptcy.
T h e com­
pany's holdings extend throughout the
United States, Canada. Alaska and
Central America. A short while ago
the new Foshay tower, constructed to
resemble the Washington monument,
was dedicated In Minneapolis with Sec­
retary o f W a r Good and many other
notables present
C ar* o f S ilver
SH O R T ITEMS OF INTEREST
H ir e * quarters o f th* land area of
Flnlnnd la fo re st
Belgium exported grapes were val­
ued at $2,000.000 last year.
A chair o f aviation has been created
at the Unlverslly o f I ’nrls.
American automobiles are rapidly
rcpinring ponies In Ireland.
The average worker loses seven
days a venr from work because of
Illness.
American farm er« buy TOO,000 heat­
ing stovea yearly.
T h e Homans Introduced brtckmuklng
In northern Europe.
The fem ale terrapin grows to be
much larger than the male.
I’each trees sometimes produce noc
tarlnes—peaches with fuzzless skins.
Claude Martin o f Neill's Creek, S. C..
(pund himself and his automobile In
n cornfield nfter a rat ran np Ida leg.
Sliver that la In constnnt use ahoutd
he washed well dally In hot suds
rinsed In hot water and polished Im
mediately with a fresh, clean towel
It will keep bright a long time w it)
such treatm ent
Old Roman Schools
Ptntnrrh «ays that Spurlus Cnrvtl
Ins was the first to o|ien n school at
Home, B. C. 231 Other writers, how
ever, Imply that schools existed prioi
to this dntn.
eliminate certain noxious e le m e n t«
from the I hu I jt , T o perform this
double (unction, three type« o f kidneys
have been evolved.
'I he developing
human embryo, ae well as embryo«
o f other niummal«, rehearses this
story, all three types appearing In
preuatal life.
The alimentary canal appears first
as a closed tube within the body. It
o|iens later at each end. (he upper
opening becoming parr o f the mouth
cavity.
Ilelow
this opening four
crevices ap|>ear which represent th «
Internal arrangement o f the llab-llke
gill-clefts.
Ilelow these crevices a
single sac-llke structure appears; this
divides, and by further subdivisions
becomes the right and left lung. From
the region o f the crevices outgrowths
o f the alimentary canal develop Into
thyroid, eplthyrnld, and thymus gland«.
From the extrem e upper end o f the
embryonic canal develops a portion o f
another Important gtand. the pltoltary.
The stomach at first Is merely an en­
largement o f the canal. Just below
the stomach tw o outgrowths o f the
canal develop Into the Important
glands o f digestion, pancreas and
liver.
Without further details o f fetal de­
velopment It will be worth while to
recall certain variations In the sys­
tems o f digestion, respiration and cir­
culation, which are significant In light
o f our animal ancestors.
Our dentition Is as well adapted
for aplnacb as fo r beefsteak, special­
ized for neither.
Man, apes, and Old world monkeys
have thirty-two teeth, eight on each
aide o f each Jaw ; two Incisors, one
canine, two bicuspids, three molars.
Man's mammalian ancestor hau forty-
four teeth, three Incisors, one canine,
three bicuspids, four molars.
Most fishes have teeth In the roof
o f the mouth as well as In the Jaws
proper. They do not occur In "seta,"
but are endlessly shed and repro­
duced. In the fish embryo the dental
germs appear before the Jawbones;
In the human embryo also. I d th* in­
fant's mouth Is a ridge with from
five to seven pairs o f cross ridges;
they are even more pronounced In the
fetus. They disappear with age. Apes
have ten pairs o f these ridges.
In
pigs, they are strong enough to crush
food.
Their presence In man, with
an occasional more or less complete
third set o f teeth, points to fish and
reptile days; teeth In the roof o f the
mouth, endlessly replaced.
Tonsils appear In fetal life as
pockets. They shift position and de­
velop Into prominent bodies.
W ith
adult life they begin to disappear,
leaving pockets prone to disease. They
are not understood and are never
alike.
The cricket's chirp was the first
music on earth, but It was Instru­
mental. The first voice was the am­
phibian's.
Frog, bird. cat. dog, and
man would he silent without a laryn x;
without the human larynx there could
have been no human speech or T ow er
o f Babel.
Ours Is a wonderful
laryn x; let us get such Joy as we can
from I t
Our developing respiratory
system suggests fish; In our youth it
Is a hotbed o f Infection. Our vocal
cords are human only in ti,clr high
development.
But we all have the
blind pocket between true and false
cords which served as a resonator
and so strengthened the roar by which
onr ancestors frightened their foes
and called their mates.
In man It
varies, but is never at deep as In the
gorilla.
The verm iform appendix Is the
worm Its name Implies.
It Is a
feeble, narrow, tapering blind alley,
opening by a small mouth Into the
large Intestine. A t birth, in size and
form It Is like an ape's. At puberty
It begins to shorten; It Is about closed
In every fourth ad u lt; In every thir­
tieth adult It Is closed throughout. It
shrivels up with old age. It may be
ten times longer In one brother than
In another. It Is a true vestige. It
Is predisposed to disease; appendi­
citis Is a fashionable operation. Only
apes In captivity develop appendi­
citis. For an appendix that functions
we must go to the lowest monkeys.
T'.ie liver usually has tw o lobes— It
may have none. It mr.y have tw e lv e ;
It may have two gall bladders— It may
have none.
The abdominal viscera In the human
embryo are not human In their ar­
rangement.
Only later does the
mesentery, or sheet o f membrane con­
necting the bowel, become attached to
the back wall o f the abdomen and so
hold It In place and In perpendicular
position.
Sometimes the mesentery
ts found arranged as In monkeys.
There are more than mere struc­
tural variations In our food canal;
there are signs o f degeneracy— In
teeth. In Jaws and throat, and In the
large Intestine. Changed diet does It.
T o digest raw food our ancestors hnd
to chew I t
They had strong Jaws,
heavy muscles, sound teeth properly
aligned, big throats, and a colon that
could digest husks o f grain and skins
o f fruits and vegetables.
The lobes o f the lungs vary In num­
ber and position. Due to man's up­
right gait, the heart has come to rest
on the diaphragm.
In monkeys the
azygos lobe o f the lung lies between.
In man there Is always a rem nant o f
varying site, o f this lobe.
( © by O .orgs A. Dorsey.)
A s p ir in ..
D A T E » A S P I R I N Is nice a a old friend, triad an d
A * true. There can never be s sstisfsctory su b ­
stitute fo r either one. B a y e r A s p ir in Is genuine.
I t Is the accepted antidote fo r pain. It s rs lie f m ap
e lw a y i he relied on, whether used fo r the occa-
sionsl headache, to head-off a cold, o r fo r the mors
eeriona aches and pains from neuralgia, neuritis,
rheumatism o r other ailmente. I t 's easy to
Identify B ay er A sp irin b y the B a y e r Cross on
every tablet, b y the name B ay er on the box and
the w o rd “ genuine” Always printed in red.
Roagh oe the F irm e r
His B etter H a lf
T h e bishop o f Coventry. England,
Topkln— Itecently s biplane « U
addressing a diocesan conference. Is used to pull a plow.
reported to hare thus defined the
Popkln—And I know wbat the farm­
“ ideal clergym en.” lie should be young er s a id : “ By heck. I never took Jumps
and married to a w ife with an attrac­ a rod long since I tried to bold In
tive personality and. preferably, a that brlndle calf.” — St. Louis Globe
private Income, and she should he “ a Democrat.
real leader lo all parochial work,"
where her husband la rector, she
M akiag It C lear
should be director, aa It were.
Ambulance Surgeon— “ A re you mar­
ried?" Victim— " N o ; that waa an au­
When a roan loses faith In human­ tomobile that bit me."— D etroit News.
ity he hits himself a solar-plexus
The little Job o f being tonare with
blow.
yourself and not being afraid to look
Nothing so effectually cures a man yourself In the eye corera a lot o f
territory.— American Magazine.
o f the flattery habit as marriage.
BABY
W e can never be sure just wbal
makes an infant restless, but the
remedy can always be the same.
Good old Castoria! There’s com­
fort in every drop o f this pure
vegetable preparation, and not the
slightest harm in its frequent use.
A s often as Baby has a fretful
spell, is feverish, or cries and can’t
sleep, let Castoria soothe and quiet
him. Sometimes it’s a touch o f
colic. Sometimes constipation. Or
diarrhea— a condition that should
always be checked without delay.
Just keep Castoria handy, and give
it promptly. R elief will follow
very promptly; i f it doesn’t, you
should call a physician.
A ll through babyhood, Castoria
should be a mother's standby; and
a wise mother does not change to
stronger medicines as the child
grows older. Castoria is readily
obtained at any drugstore, and the
goiuine easily identified by the
Chas. H . Fletcher signature that
appears on every wrapper.
So It Seems
Ida— Fashions may come and fash­
ions may go, but there's always a de­
mand fo r cosmetics.
June— Tea.
Women can’t go w a a
forever.— Pathfinder Magazine.
Doesn’ t Sound True
L ife Is full o f pleasant surprises.
Just when you think your luck has
vanished forever, you put a cent in a
slot machine and get tw o pieces o f
gum.— Farm and Fireside.
Girl Fights Big Handicap
appearance, and everything looked
brighter. ‘W h at have you been doing
to yourself?' asked m y room-mate.
*You are a different girl.’ The days
and years that followed were filled
with every activity and. not long ago
Freda was maid of honor at m y wed­
A N Y a Rtrl would give up
1 V A in despair when she
fo u n d h e r s e lf s n u b b e d in
school and unpopular in col­
lege, but not so Mrs. Norm a
Kussel Jones o f 1567 Cramer
Street, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
ding. T h a t’a w h a tN u jo ld id fo rm e !”
Such a simple w ay to health and
happiness! Y o u r doctor will tell you
that N u jo l contains no medicines or
drugs— it is simply bodily lubrica­
tion— harmless, normal, and it works
easily so you w ill be regular as clock-
"W h e n I w as seventeen I went
aw ay to college," says M rs. Jones.
“ Freds, m y room-mate, was a very
popular girl. Soon she asked to have
her room changed. It seems I kept
h e r a w a k e at
work. Y o u can get
night, I slept so
r estl essl y. N o
3 bottle in a scaled
v - s ilO S J I
f
one knows how I
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suffered.
yjs*oi-*;
|j p a ck .1 gc at any
• k v i l i d r u g s t o r e f o r
what >'ou would
Pay
two or
th ree solas.
“ One day one
o f m y t eacher s
found me sobbing.
‘ W h y’, she said,
•sometimes slug-
gish circulation
causes r es t l e s s
sleep. W hy don't
“ In two weeks
N ujol had begun
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today ami try it.
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most other people
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clearing out the
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p o is o n s in m y
body, my skin bad
A 'd e a r h ealthy
Brave American Girls like
this one never saj die!
People w ill not tell yon your fau lts;
but they w ill remain silent when you
point them out yourself.
Praise publicly w herever It la de­
served. There Is plenty o f occasion
for 1L
New life for
old leather ffiHI
Animals Long Extinct
Among the mammuls that once
roamed jv e r Cidifonda were the «e s t
ern camel, the Imperial mammoth, the
mastodon, erch-frnnlad horse und sa
bur-toot lied tiger.
easy way, this
very day.
Look in g to tho Fntnro
Higbost in Alloghonins
W ife — I f you ever got tired o f mat
T h e highest point tn the Alleghenies
la Mount Mltehell. N. G
It has An I'd take poison I
Husband—That's handy to know.
elevation o f 8.711 feet.
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T h * Paatov Sayai
No man ever awakens In the same
town In which be went to bed the
night before.
. . Nothing can be
“ the whole gospel" I f life may be seen
growing on the outside of It ns lux­
uriantly as wltlilu IL— John ADdrew
llolmes.
N u jo l wil1 maka
you brighter,
happier, more
able to succeed*
D o n ’ t put o ff
good health I Start
b e in g well this
RHOB
PO LISH