TUR TIIIM NR. TURNKR. OHEGUN
Shows March of Progress in Transportation
C ir i a t the T o p
in H ealth Teat
Millions of boya and
girls all over th*
world, thoueauda o f
them right her* In
Hm West are being
restored
to
heullh
nnd strength by th*
purely vegetable ton
ic and laxative know*
as California Fig Syrup and endorsed
by physicians for over BO years.
Children need no urging to take It.
They love its rich, fruity flavor.
Nothing ran compete with It aa a gen
tle, but certain laxative, nnd It goes
further than this. It give* tone and
strength to the stomach and bowel*
ao these organ* continue to act nor
mally, o f their own accord. It atlmu-
tales th# appetite, helps digestion.
A Kansas mother, Mrs. liana All-
glre, 010 Monro* Bt., Topeka, aayat
“ Ilotmle It. la absolutely Hie picture
of health, now, with her ruddy cheeks,
bright eye* and plump Iml graceful
tittle body and ah* stand* at th* top
In »very health test.
* Much o f the credit for her perfect
condition Is due to California Fig
Hyrup. W# have uaed It alnce baby
hood to keep her bowels active dur
ing cold* or any children's ailment*
and she has alwaya had an easy time
with them. Rh* always respond* to
Its geutle urging and la quickly back
to normal.“
Ask your druggist for California
Fig Syrup and look for th* word
“ California” on the carton *o you'll
always get th* genuine.
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SOME KAN SAS W IND
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A lourlat traveling through western
Kansus, saw a man silling hy th*
rulu* of ■ house lliul had Iteeu blown
■ way and slopped lo ask;
“ Was ltd* your bouse my friendT”
“ Y*p.“
“ Any of your family blown away
with Ih* house?"
“ Yep, wife and four kids.“
“ tlreat Hcolt, man, why aren’t you
bunting for theuii"
“ Been In this country quit* a tpell,
stranger
Wind's duo to change this
afternoon.
Flgur* I mlgtit
w«U
wall bar* till It brings 'em hack."
Saperflci«! Flesh Wounds
H* Wasted la Help
A young farin«i wanted to *rll hi*
farm and *>■ «bowing It lo ■ priwpec-
tlve buyer
Aa they went over th*
house tbr farmers little s < > 0 trailed
along al their heel* from room to room.
II*. too, wanted to show th* plac*
off to th* pnaqieet and In th* hath-
room he Interrupted hi* father'*
eulogy on the plumbing to pl|>e:
“ took, mister I He* theui ulc* big
bole*! '1 hut's rat*,“
Try Hanford’s
M ADE BUT ONE KNOT
T h * next time a haadach* make*
you stay at ham*—
Or m m
Remember Bayer AapirinI
The early Indlan^'thvr'Tnctwnt automobile, a “ prehlatorfc" bicycle, and the modern airplane formed thl* dlver-
ilflcd group at an exposition of th* progress of American transportation held In to * Angeles.
Guardians of the Golden Gate at Practice
Obliging Photographer
I.ady— Now, ha sure to give me a
♦ery small mouth In the picture.
Photographer— Yea. madam. We con
retouch It sway entirely—If you with.
It la a difficult tnak to futhom a
•hallow mind.
reiiev«, and relieve promptly.
million* would not continue to take
them.
They are quite harmleea. or
th* medical profeonon would not
constantly prescribe them.
D o n ’t be a martyr to unnecessary
pain.
ao
For your own protection, buy th*
easily be checked; to neuritis, neu
To
eolde
that
might
genuine. Bayer is an/«. I t ’s alwaya
ralgia; to thorn pains peculiar to
the same.
women; or any suffering for which
heart, ao use it a* often a* needed;
Bayer Aspirin is such an effective
but the caua* of any pain can b *
antidote.
treated only b y a doctor.
siue at M a
Realized Eve W as Not
“ Dressed for Company”
Ha—Thai sailor sweet heart of yours
m • alow ona— ha hasn't any speed at
HI.
Sha— Well, If ha makes only ona
knot It will satisfy me.
Bring Both
Last night aa I lay on my pillow.
L u i niant as 1 lay on my bed.
1 pul my font out ot th* window,
Aod now all my neighbors aro dead'
Machine gun battery of the Sixty-third Coaat artillery from the Presidio a. San Francisco «hooting at * moving
target one-half mile away and In range for 13 seconds. The*e Browning guns throw 095 rounds of 30-30 ammunition
per minute. Accuracy I* deadly.
CONDEMNED TO DEATH
Here’s the Chance to Buy a Cruiser
At thn Market
"Some nice aptuach, mum?"
“ No. what I want la Consolidated
Bat-Trap."
"But this la the vegetable market.*
“ Well, a friend of mine told me to
buy Consolidated Rat-Trap at the
market."
Arthur Train, president of the Au
thors’ league, was talking about a
banned book.
“ I guess It ought to have been
banned,’’ be said. “ All the same the
men who go In for this banning busi
ness don’t strike me a* moralists
They strike me as prudes.
“ They remind me of Stlgglna, the
bead o f an anti-vice society.
* 1 had a curious dream last night,
Stlgglna said at breakfast In the
boarding bouse.
“The boarders looked at him with
Interrogative smiles.
“ ‘Yes,’ he went on, 1 dreamed thnt
t was In the Garden o f Eden.’
“ ‘Oh, bow cut*!’ said an old-maid
school teacher. ‘And was Ev* Ilk* all
the picture* of her?
" ‘I—er—’ stammered Stlgglna. very
red and wriggly—’I —o f course— I
ildn’t look.’ " —Detroit Free Pi
YOU HAVE A DOCTOR’S
WORD FOR THIS
LAXATIVE
For Proof’ s Soho
He— Darling, don't tell anybody we
are engaged Just yet.
She—Only l.lly. She always said I
should never And a fool to marry ma
OF COURSE
Sarah Powers of Macon, Ga., sev
enty-one years old. Is the oldest wom
an In the history o f the state to be
condemned to death. She was con
victed of plotting the murder of James
Parks to collect Insurance on his llf*.
SNAKE CHARMER
Th* Headboard—Did you ever see
g matt resa Jump?
The Footboard—No. but I’v* seen •
bed spring I
MokeslJfe
Sweeter
O ratorical Shout
The D. S. cruiser Cleveland at the Charleston navy yard where It la
being dismantled preparatory to being sold to anyon* that wants such a
veasel. It wua commissioned In 1903.
Harnessing the Father of Waters
H ie v o ic e In crease# to a ro a r
O u r s e n s * * to I m p r t is ;
While he Is talhln* more aod more.
Hie reasoning grows 1res.
The Complete Library
Blink«— Ile ima a steal collection of
Too much to eat— too rich a diet
er too much smoking, tots o f things rare old books.
Jink*—And hi* son ■ great collec
causa aour stomach, but ona thing ran
correct it quickly.
I’hllllp* Milk of tion of raw. new one*.
Maguesla will alkallutse the arid.
Conspiracy
Taka a spoonful of thl* pleasant
“ Excuse me, Mr*. Smith," said th*
preparation, and tha system la a--on
rashler, "but till* check of your hu*
sweetened.
Phillips la always ready to relieve band’s sppenra lo have beeu altered,
distress from overeating; to check nil and a aero added after the five."
“Oh. you're going to aide with him
acidity; or neutralise nicotine.
Re
member thl* for your own comfort; again, are you? It'a disgusting the
for th# anke of those around you. way you tnen slick together."
Endorsed by physicians, bat they al
Belligerent
ways any Phillip». Don’t buy tome
“The teddy csnie to Hie door with a
thing else nnd expect the same r*
broom.”
suits!
“ What did she mean by Hint, heh?"
asked Hi# other street iieddler.
“ Sales resist«rice, I s'pose."
PHILLIPS
* Milk ,
o f M agnesia
A * Entra
The Assistant—Doctor, I believe we
•eweil up a pair of forceps Inside of
Mr. LongsulTer.
Th# Burgeon —Ye*; I've been look
ing for them, t’harge them up on hit
bill. H* can't afford to pay for an
other operation
Within th* Law
Owner— Hey, there, don't yon see
the slgnt tt says; "No tlehlng on tbte
ground."
Fisherman—Sure. I see I t 1 ain't
fishing on the ground.
Quick Results
Editor—Do you find that advert!*
Ing brings quirk results?
Advertiser—I should say It due* I
The other day we advertised for *
nlghl watchman and that night the
•ufe wna rnhhed
W .- j : '.miama— — m ii ................ — -m
W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 44-1920,
It never depreaae* th*
B A Y E R A S P IR IN
Carioai Old Ballets
In Rwt-den e book la plucrd bcneath
lhe hcad ut a ni-wly liorii clilld su (liai
h* ton y bs qulrk al rendlng. Tlioy
aay. ton. lliol so long as a rblld la
unchrlatrord. Ih* Br* muai never b»
eallngulabrd lest eall splrlis corne, and
no on* mua! |>nss betwren th* Br*
and th* chlld whllst II la hrlng fcd by
lhe molher.
Millions now use Ilusa Dali Blue.
Makes clothes anowy white. Get the
genuine.—A dr.
For
there I* acaiceiy any pain it cannot
Them tablet* give real relief, or
Balsam of Myrrh
Hopels»*
“They're ao old fashioned.“ mid one
of th* neighbor women the other day,
"that actually, my dear, they frequent
ly atay at home on Sunday*."— Fort
Wayne Newt-Sentinel.
other ach* or pain pre-
Tan t* your keeping an engagement—
All é M lt fl art •ytfcoHi.d lo r«l*«d fM f M M T
l « f IS« first tatti« If R«t im I M .
Ju»i tks Ms*
“ Need any more talent for your
motion picture drama i l "
“ W# might us* you. Ilad any es
perirne* *1 acting without audl-
•a cm i"
"Acting without audience* I* what
brought ma here."—Stray Storte*.
N eedless
Too Bad
Jnmea— So you were In the army.
tkeyT
Ikey (proudlyI—Ye*. I vns In the
army.
James- Did vou gel a commission’
lk*-y—No, only vugca.
£
Maj. John U. Ootwala, under who*i supervision the stabilisation of the
Mississippi front th* mouth of th* Missouri to Cairo, til., was mad* possible,
will continue the enormous task hy further harnessing of the river down
to New Orleans. The project, which up to the present haa necessitated th*
•xpendltur* of $10.000,000 by th* United State*, will continue hy converting
a winding river Into a controllable channel.
The photograph shows Major
Ootwala at Ma desk at th* custom hous* In St. Louis.
FROM H ERE AND TH ER E
A hawk la capable of flylng 150
miles an hour.
lied brick owca Us color to Iron
oxide In th* rlay; htiff brick I* the
rcsult of Iron «ulphide.
Macaroni niul spaghetti, orlgtnall)
Eure pesa foo-l*. ar* now helng ex
porte»! o» A.T«rlcan factorles.
Net « llght signa nre now popular
In China lo ad'erilse restaurant*,
business Louves and newspapers.
Goldsmith received $300 for the
“ Vicar of Wakefield."
Each adult Inhale* a gallon of sir
per minute, and consume* dally 30
•uncea of oxygen.
The nlrport at Oakland. Calif., coat
more than fitMMIUU, and Is the lurgesi
municipal airport In the West.
When tolmcro was Introduced Into
China, In the Seventeenth century. Its
use was prohibited by Imperial edict
Tn 1875, an earnest young man
began to practice medicine. A s a
family doctor, he saw the harm in
harsh purgatives for constipation
and began to search for something
harmless to the sensitive bowels.
Out o f his experience was born
a famous prescription. He wrote it
thousands of times. It proved an
ideal laxative for old and young.
A s people saw how marvelously th*
most sluggish bowels are started
and bad breath, headaches, fever
ishness, nausea, gas, poor appetite,
and such disorders, are relieved by
the prescription, it became neces
sary to pnt it up ready for use.
Today, Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pep
sin, as it Is called, is the world’s
most popular laxative. It never
varies from Dr. Caldwell’s original
effective and harmless formula.
A ll drugstores have it.
Easy to Flad
Editor Edmunds of the Mannfae-
Miss Doris Carey of Fort Worth. .urer’s Record was discussing Interna-
Texas, a coed at Louisiana State uni lonal relations.
versity, who Is winning reuown as a
“ Things are looking bad," he said.
snake charmer. She la shown with “There’s suspicion, there’s anger,
one of her “ pets.“
there's defiance. Th* epeeche* of lead
ing statesmen everywhere seem to
•how that they ere looking for
Butterfly 3,000 Feet Up
For the entomologist Mount Wash- ¡rouble."
Editor Edmunds ahooks his head.
ton has long been a favorite collecting
“ And looking for trouble," be con
ground, saya Nature Magazine. Paw
ing through th* rich Canadian fauna riuded, “ Is like looking for Pike's peak
at th* base, wher* th* natural condl- ■n Teller county, Colorado— you can’t
tlona have been practically undis miss It.”
turbed. we enter near th* timber lln*
Those Party Lines
th* aub-AlpIn* where tn August ar*
The old cat belonging to a woman
found th* mountain tritlllary and the
wingless grasshopper, two of the In a Colorado village died. Her tele
more striking specie* of this son*. At phone Is on a 12-party line, and she
an elevation of abort five thousand told her mother over th* phone that
feet we reach the home of the White she would hnv# to get another rat.
Thut evening two cate were left In
Mountain butterfly.
her yard. The next day a sack con
taining a mother cat and live kittens
Copper Beet Coeductor
was left at the gate; And within a
Copper I* the best and cheapest day or two, three half-grown kittens
conductor of electricity of th* com wandered In. evidently having been
moo metals.
left close by.
Don’t Boast
Never Toe L e t«
The man who boasts of the wonders
Some of the best work ever pro
ne Is going to work never amounts U> duced on earth, even In the realm of
much aa a worker
art. has come from the redemption
of failures.—American Maguxlne.
Volcan* Burned Out
Whatever you give for the com
Fujiyama, the famous volcano of
Japan, has been extinct since the erup fort and welfare o f old folk* Is well
gl\ea.
tion of 1TU7 ITOSI
Work of Patient Artist
In a shop at Nantucket, saya tha
Boston Globe, some New Bedford
(M aw.) girls noticed what looked Ilka
a cherry stone set on a base Ilka that
of a collar button. They Inquired
what It was and were told tt waa a
spoon bolder, and when they looked
incredulous, the proprietor of tha
shop removed the cherry stone from
its base and shook out of It two doa-
en silver spoons. Each spoon bad an
unmlstakabla bowl, yet one which
would hold no more than a micro
scopic drop of tea. Th# novelty waa
the work o f a Nantucketer wboaa
keenness of vision and skill tn hand
icraft excited admiration and wonder.
A woman has no right to grow old
until after she has been married at
least once.
For Best Results
In Home Dyeing
Y o u can alw ay s
g iv e richer, deep
er, m ore brillian t
colors to faded o r
out-of-style dress
es, h o s e , coats,
draperies, etc., w ith
Diam ond
Dyes.
A n d the colors sta y in through
w e a r and w ashing!
H e re ’s the reason.
Diam ond
D yes contain the highest quality
anilines money can buy. A nd it ’s
the anilines that count! They are
the v ery life o f dyes.
Plenty o f pu re anilines male*
Diam ond D yes ea sy to use. T h ey
go on evenly w ithout spotting or
streaking.
T r y them next tim e
and see w h y authorities recom
mend them ; w h y m illions o f wom en
w ill use no oth er dyes.
Y o u get Diam ond Dyes fo r th *
sam e price as ordin ary dyes; 15c,
a t a n y d ru g store.
K ill Rats
W ithout Poison
M M ew E x t e r m in a t o r t h a t
W s e ’ t K i ll L iv e s to c k , P o u l t r y ,
KILLS
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