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THE TRIBUNE TURNER. OREGON
An Adventure o f the Scarlet
Pimpernel
What a Royal Garden Party Looks Like
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By the BARONESS ORCZY
Copyright II mronnum Oretf
W*U Bvrvlo«
CHAPTER V— Continued
Tlio mynl garden parties urn rntlinr fr«<iunnl funrtlnns In London. Ilnro Is an excellent view of one recently
given at Buckingham puluco l>y Queen Mnry at which membsr* o f the new Lubor cabinet and many other notable*
were gm-sts.
America’s Most Exclusive Bathing Place
He spoke ■ great many more equally
eloquent words, for he liud the gift of
speech, had lids drover from Alncourt.
A rough fellow, It Is true, but one with
his heart In the right place, and born
In the district, too; anyone could tell
that by the contemptuous way with
which be spoke of any stranger born
outside this corner o f Hein* et Oise.
He was listened to with great alien
tlon, was the driver. And hi* words
presently carried all the more weight
because something very strange came
to ligh t It appeared that the dili­
gence from Molsson with prisoner* and
escort had made a halt of several
hours In Mantes. The party only made
s fresh start In the late afternoon.
\ That was strange enough. I d all con­
science I Wbat did It mean but that
Lauxet was courting th* darkness for
his achemes? But there was some­
thing more mysterious still. While the
diligence stood before the posting Inn
ready to sta rt horses pawing and
champing, tha driver on his box, whip
In band, the four troopers who wera
on guard to right and left o f the
vehicle would not allow anyone to
come within measurable distance of
tt Be It noted that all the blinds of
the coach were drawn so that It was
Impossible to get ■ peep at the In­
side. But two young men, strangers
to the neighborhood, who had since
come forward, eager to tell their story,
more venturesome than others, had
crept onder th* horses' bellies and
| tried to peer Into the Interior o f th«
coach. They were almost Immediately
driven away with blows and curses
j by the troopers, hut not before they
had vaguely perceived that there were
| more than Just the prisoners Inside
j the diligence.
The prisoners were all huddled up
In the farthest corner o f the vehicle,
but thers were others. The young
men who had had a peep, despite the
blows from the troopers, had seen
three or four men at least. They
might have been ordinary traveler*
who hnd picked up tbs diligence at
Mantes. But In that case, why all
this secrecy? Why the drawn blinds,
the start I d the tote afternoon so that
the shades o f evening would actually
be drawing In when the diligence and
; Its escort plowed Its way through the
muddy road of the forest between
Mexleres end Epone? Why s feeble
escort of only four men when of late
as many as eight or ten picked troop­
ers of the national guard had ridden
beside the diligence?
Indeed, the drover from Alncourt
was right. Indubitably right Cltlxen
Lauxc-t and his friend from Paris had
entered Into a plot, a dastardly, cow
ardly plot, to cheat the cltlxen* ot
Molsson o f their Jnst share In the cap­
ture o f the Scarlet Pimpernel. There
was no doubt that the Scarlet Pim­
pernel was already captured, and that
I^uset was having him conveyed In
secret to Paris. The escort might ap
pear feeble, but there were men In
side the diligence who held the Eng­
lish spy, bound hand and foot, be
tweeD them with a cocked pistol at hi*
head. Why I The two young stran
gers who bad succeeded In getting a
| peep at the Inside of the diligence
quite thought, from the description
every one had of him, that one o f the
men whom they glimpsed was In very
truth the Scarlet Pimpernel.
“ He was so tall." they said, “ so tall
that he had to sit almost bent double,
otherwise tils bead would have knocked
against the roof of the coach !* They
were almost prepared to swear also
that this tall man's hands were tied
together with ropes.
After that, as th# driver from Aln­
court very properly said, any man
would be s fool who doubted 1-auxet's
treachery and cupidity. It wns re­
solved to proceed Immediately In his
wake, to seize him wherever be might
be, him and any man who had helped
him In bis treachery. Aye, If be had
an army to protect him. be would And
that the men of M o I ssod and Mantes
were not to be flouted and cheated
with Impunity. The drover from Aln­
court wns bribed to take the party I d
his cart ss far as Mexleres. He de­
murred a little at first; seemed to turn
crusty nnd was Impervious to threats.
Eventually be was offered one bun
dred livres out of every man's share
If the English spy was captured and
one tlvre If he was n ot
“ Eh blenl“ he satd at last In token
o f consent and they all scrambled
back Into the cart
busied himself with examining tbs
fetlock of th* mar* who hail gone
lame. The wind had gone down and
the torrential rain had ceased, but
there w iis a thin mlst-llke drixxle that
soaked through the men's dom ing and
chilled them to the bone. The tension
hnd become acute. With nerves on
edge the men, those who were In the
open as well as those who were cooped
up Inside the diligence, could do noth­
ing hut wait whlls th* time dragged
on and the shades o f evening drew In
ground them.
The silence In the woods was full ot
sounds; o f the cracking o f twigs, the
full o f rnln-laden leaves, the scrunch­
ing o f earth under tiny, furtive feet
srorrylng away through the under­
growth. The great, awkward diligence
loomed out o f the mist like some
gigantic, spectral erection, peopled by
forms that breathed and lived and
hardly emitted a sound. Only very oc­
casionally from the Interior there
came the painful moan, quickly sup­
pressed. from th# poor Invalid's
parched throat.
And all at once something more
tangible, a patter o f feet, a call, a
voice half drowned In the gathering
rnUL It came way down the road,
from the direction o f Mexleres. The
men sat up, alert, quivering with ex­
citement, their eyes straining to pierce
the thicket, since the sharp bend In
the road hid the oncomera from v<ew.
The order was to feign Inattention,
to wait for the attack, lest the Wily
enemy scenting a trap scampered
away to safety. And the men waited,
very much like greyhounds held in
leash, quivering with eagerness, their
hot, moist bands grasping saber and
pistol, the while Captain Itaffet, as
keenly alert as they, carried on a
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An excellent air view o f the moat exclaulv* mithin« |>lace In the country—Halley's beach nt N e w p o r t . Note tha
«munificent mnnalont and ealatea aurroundlng. The beach I* at the little Isthmus In the center.
Pope Emerging From the Vatican
HEADS THEOSOPHISTS
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I'npe Plus being curried from the Vatican to celebrate tunas at S t
reter'a und to observe the feast day o f S t Janies the Apostle. This
was the first time since 1870 that a Homan Catholic pontiff had left tha
Tati can.
Perry Homestead Will Be a Museum
Dr. Gottfried de Purucker who ha*
t>een appointed official head of the
Universal Brotherhood nnd Theosoph-
Ical society to succeed the late Kath­
erine Tlngley, who died recently In
Europe. Doctor de Purucker, fifty-five,
I* a bachelor and native o f the United
States. Headquarter* o f the society
are at Point Lomo, near San Diego.
Calif.
OLDEST CLERGYMAN
CHAPTER VI
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S u r p r is e
Captain Rnffet had given the order
to dismount and the troopers sat hy
the roadside nnder the trees, making
s pretense to rest Each man, how­
ever, had his saber ready to his hand,
and each had seen to the priming of
his pistol, while the captain ostensibly
Note o f TKankfuInosa
Just a Bit Premature
As th* circus performance was
drawing to s close the two girls looked
uneasily at th* crowds around them,
tycd th* distant tent opening, and
wondered hew they would ever get
there. Heelng no other exit possible,
they finally pushed sod squirmed their
way “ turtle fashion” out Into the open.
Not knowing where to go for the
u ¡¡'ey car, they followed the crowds
■nd trusted to lock that they would
get there.
Just as they reached th# sidewalk
■ circus team stalled and though the
driver yelled and the horses pushed,
they polled dangerously near the walk,
sad tha crowd with one Impulse moved
backward. The girls divided their
time praying for the team to depart
Next time a coated tongas, fetid
and mourning over their trampled toes.
Finally, though, the girls were per­ breath, or acrid skin gives evidence
o f sour stomach— try Phillips Milk Ot
mitted to cross th* road. “Thank
Magnesia 1
goodness." said one, “ We don’t have
Get acquainted with this perfect aa-
‘ o go through that again."
t)-*cld that helps the system keep
Her friend looked at her for a mo­
■»and and sweet. That every stomach
ment and then mournfully replied,
needs at times. Take It whenever g
“ I've Just remembered that I left my
hearty meal brings any discomfort.
coat on the back o f the circus sea t”—
Phillips Milk o f Magnesia has won
Springfield Union.
medical endorsement And convinced
millions o f men and women they didn't
have “Indigestion.”
Don't diet, and
Much More Than Half
don't suffer; Just remember Phillips.
o f People Illiterate Pleasant to take, and always effective.
The name Phillips Is Important; tt
Slxty-two per cent o f the population
of the world, ten years o f age and Identifies the gennlne product “ Milk
over, are Illiterate. C f a total popu­ o f Magnesia” has been the U. S. regis­
lation of 1,363.900,000, the number of tered trade mark o f the Charles H.
Illiterates Is 8fi0.300.000. These re­ Phillips Chemical Co. and Its pre­
markable figures were obtained through decessor Charles II. Phillips since 1871
MakesLÿè
Sweeter
a comprehensive study o f Illiteracy In
the various countries o f the world,
conducted by James F. Abel, specialist
In foreign education. United States
bureau o f education. In this work Mr.
Abel was assisted by Norman J. Bond,
statistical assistant
While only 18 countries report an Il­
literacy rate o f more than 50 per
cent, the population of these countries
Is approximately 618,000,000.
Con­
trasted with this Is the total of 468,-
000,000 Inhabitants o f all the 43 coun­
tries reporting less than 50 per cent
Illiteracy.
The United States Is Included In the
group having under 10 per cent o f Il­
literacy. Porto Rico aDd the Philip­
pine Islands, however, have a much
larger percentage. Porto Rico reports
fifi per cent, and the Philippines 50.8
per cen t
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H ad Him G uessing
Splvvlns was attending bis first
opera and was puzzled.
"Is she singing !n English?” he
whispered to bis neighbor.
"H ow do yon expect me to tell?"
demanded the old-timer. “ She's a so­
prano."— American Legion Monthly.
for
Th* Tension Had Become Acuta.
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
Fishermen's Mittens
A strange custom o f New England
coast winter fishermen Is to soak their
thick, woolen mittens In the sea and
wring them out as dry as possible be­
fore putting them on. They say tbelr
hands keep much wanner than If
they don tbs mittens when dry.
colon clinic
Oregon & California Directory
C h ild r e n Q y
desultory conversation with the driver
abont the mare's Injured fetlock.
Vague forms began to detach them­
selves out o f the mist, coming round
the bend, soon they gained volume
and substance. The voice stilt call­
ing gained power and clarity. It was
mdeh as Captain Itaffet could do, by
muttered word and glance o f eye, to
keep those human greyhounds ot his
In check. With the Scarlet Pimper­
nel perhaps In sight they were strain­
ing on the leash to Its breaking poin t
It was at the very moment th at
throwing all prudence to the wind, the
men suddenly raised themselves upon
their knees and were on the point of
springing to their fe e t unable to con­
tain their excitement any longer, that
Charles-Mnrie, the loony driver, who
had once been a baker's assistant ex­
claimed Joyfully, “ P ardl! If It Isn’t
citizen Plante home from market al­
ready !" And the next !iist«nt the on­
coming figure revealed Itself as that
o f an old man. walking along with
the aid o f a tall stick, and calling at
times to his dog or to the half dosen
sheep he was driving before him.
Cltlxen D ante was not or a gre­
garious disposition, nor o f an Inquisi­
tive one apparently, for he passed by
without a word or glance o f curiosity
directed at the troopers or at the
vehicle. All that he did was to nod to
the driver as he went by, while the
men gaxed at him wide eyed open
mouthed, as If be had been a fleeter.
And like a specter he seemed to glide
past them and out o f sigh t A minute
or two later the twllght and the mist
had swallowed him up with his sheep
and his dog, and had smothered his
monotonous calls to the veils o f the
night
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Prnyor la Thought
Certain thoughts are prayers; It mat­
ters not what the attitude o f the body
may be. There are times when the
soul Is kneeling.—Exchange.
W ould Rula Him
Two young prospective aviators
were discussing the subject o f avia­
tion, and a certain famous flyer, when
the smaller, age eight, remarked to
the other:
"What If the tall o f the plane would
get caught as he started u p ; It would
cut a gash In his head, wouldn’t It?”
His brother answered: "Yes, it
would Just mash him down and break
his back.”
And the little fellow said: “Yes, tt
would break his general cord.”
Nearly 50,000,000 gallons o f alcohol
Is used each year In the radiators o f
automobiles to prevent freezing In
cold weather.
Millions now nse Russ Bali Blue.
Makes clothes snowy white. Get the
genuine.— Adv.
The ninn who boasts o f the wonders
he is going to work never amounts to
much as a worker.
The trouble with the man who
doesn't know anything Is that be Is
always telling others about It
Don’t look backward—except to last
week's wages, when yon spend money.
Profitable Knowledge
"Frttx. have you ever seen Mr. Smith
kiss sister Annie?”
“ Dad, I won't tell a lie. That Is
how I got my lovely new box of mec­
cano."—Buen Humor, Madrid.
A true friend wouldn't hurt your
feelings; therefore, he doesn't always
tell you the truth.
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Thin Film of Metal New Scientific Wonder
The Commodore Perry homestead at Wakefield, It L, which will be a
museum cominomorntlng tho live* and deeds o f Commodoro Oliver llaxard
Terry, hero o f the tintilo o f ta k e Erie, nnd Commodore Matthew Q. Terry,
who opened Japan to American commerce. Mr*. Perry Tiffany, widow of
Mntthew's grandson. Is standing In tho doorway.
FROM HERE AND THERE
Wisconsin'* lending grain crop Is
«at*.
Coni can now he rendered dustless
by tine o f certnln chemicals sprayed
en It.
(Seventy year* ago It took mnll
twenty-four days to go from const to
coast.
Itnudnn .8-ruble coins minted nhout
]8 ‘M are now worth twenty time*
their fixe value.
A train traveling forty miles on
hour requires 1..820 feet to stop.
Alaska hns eighteen co-operative
■tore* owned nnd operated by native*.
Towboat* equipped with Mosel en­
gines have lately been put Into service.
Only two specie* of flowering plants
have been found In Antarctic regions.
!.eas than 5 per cent o f the land
In flrent Itrltnln nnd Irclund Is cov­
ered by forests.
Rev. Ebenexer Bean o f Crbana, III,
who recently celebrated hie one hun­
dredth birthday, la anld to be the old­
est clergyman In the United States.
He Is also the oldest living graduate
o f Bowdoln university and the oldest
member of the Theta Delta Chi fra­
ternity. He Is a Congregationalism
Evading Responsibility
A pocket veto Is the act of a chief
executive who, when the legislative
session will end within the period al­
lowed for returning a measure with
his signature or veto, simply retains
It nnd causes It to fall without s d>
rect veto.
This Old Age
It Is difficult to get people on their
knees In an age when they even re
sent being on their fe e t- -Capper's
Weekly.
Films of metal so thin that they are
utterly Invisible to the human eye
have not only been produced, hut also
measured to tbs Bell laboratories In
New York city. In experiments to
Improve th* design o f photo-electric
cells for television, layers o f light-
sensitive metal known as rubidium,
of various thicknesses, were deposited
Inside glass tubes. When best results
were obtained with ons particular
film, snys Popular Science Monthly,
the task remained to measure It.
Ordinary methods were out of the
question, for the metal particles were
beyond the range o f the most power­
ful mlcroscoiies.
An entirely new
! method was devised. Polarized light,
which Is ordinary light shot through
a grating that change* a "round”
beam Into a flat one. like lonthpaste
Issuing from a tube. Is twisted In pass
Ing through the metal rubidium; and
j the amount of twist depend* upon the
I metal's thickness. By using polarized
I light the experimenters found the
thickness o f their best metal film to
be Just one atom, or shout 1-500.0U0-
000 o f an Inch.
BUI for Baby
Little Grace lived In a district
where scarcely a day passed when an
agent or canvasser did not coll at
the door.
One day when Grace was called
Into her mother’s room to see a baby
brother who had Just arrived, she ex-
dnlmed, "W hy, where did be corns
from?”
“ The doctor brought him In," re­
plied the father.
“ Oh. 1 didn't know he wns the
agent for battles,” responded Grace.
"What did you have to pay down?”
Judicial Error
Judge—“ Bailiff, tell that man he
must remove his hat In court." Bailiff
—"But. sir, that man Is a woman."—
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