The Turner tribune., August 15, 1929, Image 2

TIIK TRIBU N E. TURNER. OREGON
whlla citizen La a set and I will he ant
tousiy waiting for news. W e ll mak-
a start aooa after you. and strike th-
bridle path through the forest
This
gives ua a abort rot which will hrinv
us to Kpone Just In time to heat yoo-
news
I f yoo hare been attacked
send me a courier thither a* soon as
you have the English spies aevurel)
bound and gagged Inside your coach "
"I'll oot fall yoo. citizen." the young
A B O U T TH E L U C K Y DUCK
captain rejoined eagerly.
i.auset, who had stood by. anxious
quack,
quack quack.”
and silent, whilst this colloquy va< « i/ ''Y l’ ACK,
V c said Mr». Duck. “ I never knew
going on. shrugged hts shoulders with
bow lucky I was until yesterday.
a show o f philosophy.
“ 1 alwaya thought I « a s a busy
"And at worst.” be said. I f that
meddlesome Scarlet llm pernel should duck. Itut Pin not nearly ao busy aa
think prbdeoce the better part of valor. little Sadie la
“ tine o f Sadie's friend* came around
If he ahould scent a trap and carefully
avoid It. wa would always hare the to see her yesterday and she auld:
“ •Co aw on. Sadie, com* on out and
satisfaction of sending tbe IV se ie
play.'
family to th# guillotine."
' a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1
“ Hut Sadie called hack and said :
“ The English spies.” Chauvelln re
“ 'I eau't come for au hour, any­
Joined dryly, “ w ill not aceni a trap,
way. I’ve the bed* to mak* and I
nor will they give up the attempt to
rescue the Peseta family.
This Is promised to help wash th* dishes.*
ST O R Y FROM THE S T A R T
“ Well. I thought to myself. Pm a
Just a case to rouse their tre against
us. and It It prove successful, one to lucky duck. I don't have to make
Tha Rrarlrt Plmparnal, known
Hatter (heir vanity and redound to beds and I don't have to wash dishes.
during th* 1'r.rn'h revolution a*
"O f cour*# I would have a nice
their credit to their own country No.”
the n o il Intrepid Adventurer In
Europe, la an En(ll»!>man At a
ha went on thoughtfully. “ I have no
place to wash them In. here In the
house party given by Sir Percy
feat that the Scarlet Pimpernel wll
Rlakeney the latest adventure ol
avails us thla time. Ha will attack. I
the Scarlet Pimpernel, the rescue
know The only question Is. when he
of the Tournon-d' Agenaya. Is be-
in*
related
by
Sir
Andrew
does are we sufficiently prepared to
Kfoulkes. Th* Scarlet Pimpernel
deteal him?"
Is really Sir P ercy Blakeney
“ With the half-dozeo excellent men
popular London dandy. The fa il­
ure of
Lauiet,
revolutionary
horn I bare picked up here In
chief of the section In which the
Mantes.” the young officer retorted
Scarlet Pimpernel has been oper­
“ I shall have nine under my command,
ating, to prevent the escape of
and we are prepared to r the attack.
the Tournon-d’ Agenays brings
the condemnation of th* govern­
It Is the English spies who will he
ment upon him. He causes the
surprised, we who w ill hold the ad
arrest of the Desese family on a
vantage, even as to numbers, for the
charge of treason.
L au tet an­
Scarlet Pimpernel can only work with
nounces that the prisoners are to
be taken to Parle under a feeble
two or three followers, and we shall
escort, hoping to lure the Scarlet
outnumber them three to one.”
Pimpernel into an attack on the
“ Then good Inck attend you. cltlxen
coach.
captain." Chauvelln said at the last
Too are In a fair way o f rendering
your country a signal se rv ic e ; see
Chapter IV — Continued
that yon let not fame and fortune
“ Than It Is Much N icer ta LIva In a
evade you In the end. Remember thet
Brook.*
“ Now.” be said very earnestly tr
yoo will have to deal with one o f tbe
him, “ yoo know Just wbat yon are
most astute as well as most daring ad
brook, and I could use pleasant weeds
going to do? Ton realize the !m
venturers o f our times, who has baf
as dish rags, hut still Piu glad I don’t
portanre o f tbe mission wblcb Is he
fled men that were cleverer and at
bother with all such things.”
In* Intrusted to you?"
least as ambitions as yourself. Stay.”
“ I agree with you. quack, quack
The officer nodded In reply He was
Ihe Terrorist added, and placed hla quack-quack.” said Miss Puck.
a young itmn and ambitious. The task
thin, claw-ltke hand as I f In warning
“ Ah, yea,” said Mr*. Duck, “ It Is
which bad been allotted to him bad
on the other men's arm. “ It Is Impos­ ao much simpler to have no dishes
fired hi? enthusiasm. Indeed, in these
sible, even for me who knows him ah at all, bnt Just eat as one goes along
days, the capture of that elusive Eng
he Is and who has seen him In scores
“ Now. when a cow 1s taken to some
llsb spy known as the Scarlet Pltn
o f disguises, to give you any accurate
other place and has to go I d a wagon
pern el was a goal for which every
description o f hls personality; but one
and then on a train In a stupid small
young officer of gendarmerie was wont
thing you can bear In mind Is that be
place, a fte r having been In the lovely
to strive: not only because of the suh
U tall above the average; tall, even
meadow, I say to m yself:
stantlal monetary reward In prospect,
for an Englishman, and hla height Is
“ 'Poor cow. You've known better
but beenuse of the glory attached to
tbe one thing about him that he can
days.'
the destruction of so bitter an enemy
not disguise. So beware o f every man
" I 'v e seen the trains go by the sta
o f revolutionary France.
who Is taller than yourself, citizen
tlon at the far end o f my brook.
captain,
however
Innocent
be
may
ap­
“ 1 will tell you, citizen,” the young
"A n d I’ ve thought to m yself how
pear, take the precaution to detain
man said to Chauvelln. “ how I have
lucky 1 was, not to be a cow. Then
him. Mistrust every tall man. for one
finally laid my plans, and yon shall
It's much nicer to live In a brook
o f them Is o f a aurety the Scarlet Pim­ than anywhere else— even than In a
tell me If yon approve. Aboot a kilo
pernel.”
meter and a half before tbe road
palace.
emerges oat of the wood, the groond
He finally reminded the yonng cap­
“ O f courae, Bessie, the fanner's old
rises gradually, and there are one or
tain to send him a courier with the
horse. Is very lucky. Too know Res
two sharp bends In the road until ll
welcome news as soon as possible
sie la quite old and doesn't bav* to
reaches the crest o f the hill. That
“ Citizen i-suxet and L” he concluded,
part of the forest Is very lonely, and
“ w ill ride by the bridle path and
at a point Just before the ground be­ await yon at Epone. 1 shall be de­ > 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
gins to rise I Intend to push my mount
voured with anxiety until I bear from
on for a meter or two ahead of the
you.”
men. and preteDd to examine the lead­
The men were not nervous, not at
ers o f the team. After a while I will
firs t
They were merely excited,
call ‘halt* and make as If I thought
knowing what awaited them, both dur
By J e a n N e w t o n
there was something wrong with ihe
Ing the Journey and afterward by way
traces. The driver Is such a lout that
o f reward.
I f they were successful o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
be and I will embark on s long argu
there would be for every man en
“ C U T-T H R O A T ”
ment as to what he should do to rem
gaged In the undertaking a sufficiency
edy the d efect and In the course of
to provide for himself and his family
O BE a cut-throat one need not nec­
the argument I will contrive lo slip
for the rest of his life. The capture
essarily cut throats. Nowadays the
a small piece of film which I have In
o f the Scarlet Pimpernel I
H alf a
term Is used to describe treachery o f
my pocket nnder the hoof of one ol
dozen magic wonts in truth, and they
the coach horses."
had spurred Citizen Captain Raffet any kind, whether or not this Is ac­
and his squad with boundless enthus­ companied by physical violence It Is
“ Too don't think one o f yonr men
the sense o f treachery rather than the
iasm. They felt no discomfort either
will see yoo doing that—and perhaps
from tearing wind or driving rain. particular medium by which It Is car­
wonder?"
With eyes fixed before them they rode ried out that we mean to express
“ Oh, I can be careful. It Is done In
on. striving to pierce the mist-laden when we refer to some one as a "cat
a moment Then we shall get on the
distance where tbe enemy of France th ro a t" However, It Is In Its literal
road again, and five minutes later that
was even now lurking. Intent on that sense that the term had its origin.
same coach horse will be dead lame.
Coined by that great master o f
adventure which would be hls last.
Another halt for examination, this
time near the crest of the hill. Tbe
It was long past ’ five o'clock when words. W ill Shakespeare, the word Is
Its
loaf of a driver will never discover
the diligence with Its escort reached over three hundred years old.
what is amiss. 1 shall make as If the
the edge o f the fo re s t
What little earliest recorded use Is found In Mac­
hurt was serious, and set myself the
daylight there had beeD all afternoon beth. said to have been written In
task of tending I t
I thought then
was already beginning to wane; tbe 1006, In the follow ing con text: The
subject to your approval, o f ordering
sky was o f a leaden color, heavily murderer enters who hag been com
the troopers to dismount I have pro
laden with rain clouds, save way be­ missioned by Alactieth to put Banquo
rlded them with good wine and certain
hind in the west, where a few fiery, out o f the way. Alacbeth asks. “ Is he
si>ecial rations I d their knapsacks At
crimson streaks cut through therlonds dispatch’d?" to which the murderer
a word from me they will rest by the
like sharp Incisions, there, where the replies: “ My lord, hls throat is cut;
that I did for him.” Then Alacbeth
setting sud still lingered In the ap
roadside, seemingly heedless and un
says: “Thou art the best o' the cut­
concerned, hnl really very wide awake
tumn sky
throats !”
(T O BE C O N T IN U E D .)
and keeD on the scent The diligence
(C o p y r lfh t.)
will the while be at a standstill with
Natwro W ill Out
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doors shut and curtains closely drawn
The gods were once disputing
hot the six men whom we have flow ed
whether it was possible for a living
Inside the coach are keen on their
being to change Its nature. Jupiter
work, well armed and. like hungry
said “ Yea,” but Venus said “ N o."
wolvea. eager lo get their teeth Into
So, to try the question, Jupiter
the enemies o f France. They will be
turned a cat Into a maiden, and gave
on tbe alert, their hands on their pis
GAB BY G E R TIE
her to a young man for a wife. The
tols. ready to spring op and out of the
wedding was duly performed, and the
coach at the first sign of an attack
yonng couple sat down to the wed
Now. what think yon of that setting,
ding feast.
“ See." said Jupiter to
citizen." the yoong officer concluded
Venus, “ how becomingly she behaves.
“ for lorlng the English st>les Into s
Who could tell that yesterday she
fight? Their methods are usually fur
was but a cat? Surely her nature la
tlTe, but this time they will have to
changed.”
“ W alt a minute." replied
meet us In a hand tn-hand combat
Venus, and let loose a mouse Into tbe
and. If they fall Into our trap I know
room. No sooner did the bride see
that we can deal with them."
this than she Jumped up from her
“ I can bnt pronounce your plan ad
ndrable, citizen captain.” Chauvelln re­ seat and tried to pounce upon tbe
mouse.
“ Ah. you see.” said Venn*,
plied approvingly. “ Too have my best
“ nature will out.” — Aesop.
wishes for your success, lo the mean
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D avey Lee
A bookplate Is a typographical or
pictorial label, used to denote Ihe
ownership o f a hook. Bookplates are
considered to have had their origin In
OeruiHiiy, though an unsupported claim
has been made Hist they nera used lu
Japan lu th* Tenth century, and e e r
talu »mull clay lab iati are believed to
have performed In Babylonia nnd
Aaayrln mii office «Imitar to that o f
tha bookplate o f today. T h e earliest
printed bookplate « « know today was
uaod about UNO. From Germany th#
u»e o f the t>ookplnt» spread to France
and finally to all continental countries.
The bookplates first used In America
were o f English make, brought over
by the wealthy colonista. They poa
ae»a g re. t Interest ns memorials o f
th# old fam ille*, hut th* plates en­
graved by th* hand* o f our first A m er
lean engravers, Nathaniel Hunt nnd
l ’sul Revere o f Boston, Am o« lloo-
Utile o f Connecticut and Alexander
Anderson, easily surpass them In
value. The earliest date on nn A m er
lean bookplate by an American en
graver la 17W. on the Thomas l>*rtng
plate engraved by llurd.
A n Adventure
of the
Scarlet
Pimpernel
By
TKe Baroness Orczy
;
work any more. She haa been retired
“ Bessie Is allowed to wander any
where she like* around the farm
“ She la a wonderful horse, for she
goes down th* pallia and the walks,
hut uever step* on the lawn or (he
graaa anywhere except In the meadow
"The farm er adore* her and all the
members o f the farm er's family adore
her.
“ But. Just the tame, I think Pm
a very lucky duck. It g ive* me de
light to think how lucky I am.
“ Now, I must go down to see Miss
W hite Puck at the end o f the pond.
“ I said I'd hove a drink o f brook
water and a bite o f hug with her (hls
afternoon. Were you Ini lied?”
“ Yes. yes. Indeed." said Mlaa Purk
“ I'd almost forgotten. 1 wa* so In
terested In what you were saying.
“ Ah. you flatter me. but It la uioat
delightful, too. Well, 1 sup|>oa* we
must tie off.”
So the two ducks started for the
end o f the pond am! there Mias White
Duck was waiting for them.
"Quark. quack, good afternoon. Puck
ladles,“ she said.
“Good-afternoon, quack.
quack,"
said Mrs. Purk.
“ Good afternoon, quack,
quack,'
said Mlsa Puck.
“ Horrid weather we’ ve been having
lately, quack, quack, la ll not ao?"
said Miss W hite Puck.
“T errib le.“ said Mrs. Duck. “ Quack
quack, terrible."
“ Horrible, quack, quark, horrible,"
said Miss Duck.
“ And yet. come to think o f It. It
hasn't been so very bad.” said Mlsa
W hite Duck.
“ No, come to think o f It, It might
have been much worse, quack, quark,“
said Mrs. Dock.
•T ru e," said Miss Duck. “ Quack
quack. It might have really been bad.'
They had their brook water aud
several Insects apiece, and nfler they
had chatered some more about the
water and the Insects Mrs. Duck said
she'd have to be getting home to her
family.
"Such a lovely time as Pve had;
thank you so much, dear Mlsa White
Duck.”
“ I, too, hare had a beautiful time,
said Miss Duck.
And Alias W hite Duck said :
“ Quack, quack. It hus been such a
pleasure to see you both. Do coll soon
again. Just drop In any time. Any
tim e at all.”
“ Ah. yea,” said Airs. Puck, as she
reached her special home section, “ It
Is my delight that I am a duck. I
have such a ducky time, quuck.
quack."
(C o p y r lg b l.)
•a aaaaea a a a a a a a ea ea a a a a a a a
W hy We Do
H ow It Started
T
S M IU S â
W hat W c D o
t
by M. K. T H O M S O N . Fb. D.
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WHY
W E ENJOY THE
COMICS
I F W E do not enjoy the comic strips
* In the dally newspapers there Is
something wrong with ua W e should
consult a doctor at once. Comics
serve a very useful purpose In th#
lives o f busy people.
W e like comics because they are so
deliciously absurd. A little shaver no
bigger than a minute Is forever mak­
ing wise cracks Some poor devil Is
lo hot water all the time.
T h e comics reveal to us Ihe absurd
Ity o f taking life too seriously. W e
recognize In them certain fundamen­
tal truths that apply to our own lives.
These comics are really caricatures.
We see ourselves and our neighbors.
W e get a big kick out o f picturing
some awkward friend o f ours In the
predicament o f the comic actor. We
enjoy sympathizing with ourselves In
the perpetual hard-luck role. The
very exaggerations bring out these
traits all the more forcibly.
Alost o f the comics Involve a atory.
The story part Is In Itself fascinating.
It arouses our curiosity. W e are anx­
ious to know what happens next In
the love episodes o f oar mock hero,
the extent o f hard lack he may have
or how he Is coming ont with bis ri­
diculous business adventure.
T h e great celebrities o f the more
popula. comics are better known than
many historical characters. I f we
should run into any o f them on the
street we would recognize them at
on re.
T h e comics furnish a real outlet
for what they are— a lot o f nonsense
mixed up with a great deal o f homely
truth, a caricature o f our mistreated
selves and our ridiculous neighbors, a
little relaxation In the midst o f a
busy day with Its cares and worries,
and all the too sober realities.
Cut* little Davey Lee, now four
year* of ago. and starring In “ Sunny
Boy." his third appaaranc* In th*
-m ovie»," soon Is to appoar In anothai
vltaphon* picture, "Say It With Songs,*
In which he will play opposite Al
Jolton. HI* other pictures ware, first,
“ Th# Singing F oa l;“ second. “ Frozen
River,” with Rln-TIn TIn. Davey has
fin* seal brown hair, perfect teeth,
blu* eyes shaded by long brow*
lash a*.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For Meditation
oooooo
By LEONARD A. BARRETT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RESPECT FOR L A W
When the street light la set at the
red color Instinctively th* average mo­
torist w i s h e s I I
were green und In
the ahaence o f auy
upiuirent danger of
(wing caught aome
w i l l t a k e the
chance and drive
past the d a n g e r
algu.il. Thla tu a y
l>e
regarded
aa
only a slight o f­
fense b u t w h e n
practiced In more
dangerous s i t u a -
lions may p r o v a
perilous to human
life and property.
What moral right
l_ A B arrett
has an engineer to
permit hi* train to pits* a red light
signal, or the pilot o f a ship to dis­
regard the iiglit house signals? By
no possible argument can he claim
the moral or legal right to place In
Jeopardy human life entrusted to hla
care.
Thla tendency to disregard law or
to claim the right to disobey It seems
to be a common characteristic ot
mnny people. T o such person« only
tbe discovery o f a wrong constitutes
a crime— "Innocent until discovered"
Is their guiding principle. The appll
cation o f this principle unfortunately
concerns other |iers<>n» than them­
selves. fo r when applied to the aoclal
life o f any community. It la danger
ons In the extreme.
T here was never a more lawless
age thnn the presenL T h e crimes
lilch go unpunished nnd even un­
discovered are too numerous to men­
tion. Everywhere we see evidences
o f a deliberate disrespect fo r law.
Against such a state o f public opin­
ion have gone forth, from both pen
and press, ninny strong protests; hut
none more vigorous nnd denunciatory
than the words o f President Hoover
In an address to the Associated Press.
President flo o re r said that the pres­
ent disrespect for law la “the domi­
nant Issue before the Amerlcnn peo­
ple” ; that “ obedience to law la vital
to the preservation o f onr Institu­
tions and that the real problem Is to
awaken the moral sense." In other
words. President H oover recognizes
that obedience to law Is fundamental­
ly « moral problem and no citizen
hna the moral right to refuse thla
respect and obedience.
Air. H oot
er also emphnslzed the point that
If law can only be upheld by po­
lice enforcement the future o f our
democracy la In serious peril. Obedi­
ence to luw then becomes a duty as
well aa a privilege o f citizenship, for
It Is true o f society as It Is true of
an Individual— obedience Is liberty,
disobedience Is slavery.
<£. IMS. Westers Newspaper Union.)
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by McCIar* N*wap«p«r flyndlcftt«.)
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O nly O ne Requirem ent Insisted O n for Book
The affable talesman In New York
book stores are seldom surprised at
any request—the public demand be­
ing what tt Is. But one o f them re­
ports that the other day he had a re
quest from a dignified little old lady
that— to ass hls own word*—“ knocked
him for a row o f bookshelves."
T want a book—any kind of a book
— with a Jacket that Is green, with
red In It,” the little old lady said She
Insisted It could be a cook book or
one about the home life of the bee or
Valley Well Named
Death valley rei-elved Its mime from
the fact that In IS-'SI a parly o f gold
seeker* with their fam ilies mode a
one-day camp In the valley and less
than half o f them survived. Ihe re
umlnder being overcome by heat an<1
thirst
A few esca|ied over the I’ana
mints to the hoitntlfnl Californian
plains; the others returned lo the
East.
Tea Drinking
South pole explorations— anything as
long as Its Jacket was the color
scheme she described.
“ She wanted It.“ the salesman ex­
plained. “ to match th* decoration ot
her new reading lamp. Can you beat
itr
Learned Societies
The American Council o f Learned
Societies ,-onslsts o f the follow ing ao- !
d e tle s : American Philosophical sort- '
ety. American Academy o f A rt* and
Science*. American Antiquarian socl ;
ety, American Oriental society, Arner
lean Philological association. Arche­
ological Institute o f America. Alodern
Language Association o f America.
American Historical association. Amer­
ican Economic association, American
Philosophical association. American
Political Science association, American
Sociological sm-lety. Linguistic Society
o f America. History o f Science ao
clety anil Aledleval Academy of Amer
lea.
“ A girl sometimes does get credit
looking smart, if her tailor Isn’t.”
In Russia It la customary to place
a lamp o f sugar In th* mouth and let
tea trickle through I t A newly mar­
ried couple In Burma exrhnnge a mix­
ture of tea leaves steeped In oil on
their wedding day as an omen o f
matrimonial bliss.
In Japan every
artisan or laborer going to work
lakes hla rice box o f lacquered wood,
a kettle, a tea caddy, a teapot, a
cup and hla chop sticks.
love?"
Second Comedian— “ No. she
eased him in so gently he didn't know
be was in till It was too late.”
M IG H T H A V E W A L K E D
TCI
Reading Backward
First
Comedian—"D id
he
full
In
Airs. Reed— 1 want to tell yon bow
much I am enjoying reading yonr
hook. I think It has a most unusuBl
ending.
Airs. W right— W ell. I thought the
first few pages o f m y book were the
best.
•Mrs. Reed—Oh. I haven't got as far
ua that I
Germany Given Credit
for Idea o f Bookplate
Dainty white ilrease» for baby or
daughter made bountiful by Ituaa Ball
Blue. Your Grocer has It.— Adv.
It M ay Be
Æ! %
Children Ciy
for It
Castorla la a com fort when ttaby Is
fretful. No sooner taken then the little
one la at ease. I f restless, a few dr»|ie
F ir« Can Not Smolder
«Min bring contentment. No harm done,
Long on Ocean Liners fo r t'astorla Is a bn by remedy, meant
fo r babies. P erfectly safe to g ive the
T h e captain on a modern liner ran
youngest Infant; you liava ihe doctors'
look Into a cabinet and tell at a glance
wont for that I It la a vegetable pro­
whether fire has broken out, and also
duct and you could ua* It every day.
In what part o f Ihe vessel. Go Into
But It's In an emergency that Caatorla
the bold o f any priqierly equipped
means moat. Home night when consti­
ship and light a c iga r; In lesa (halt
pation must be relieved—o r colic pains
five minutes the captain on the bridge
can tell where you are aumklng. In —o r other suffering. N ever be without
tha eaptatn'a cabinet la a series of I t ; some mothers keep an extra bottle,
glass-fronted tubes, on t fo r each hold, unowned, lo make aura there w ill al­
through which air Is constantly How ways tat t'astorla In the house. It Is
Ing. Ordinarily you can aee nothing— effective for older children, to o ; read
all Is b lack ; but with the faintest trace the book that rutne* with IL
o f amok* from the hold there suddenly
appear* agnlnat thla black background
a thin, quivering thread o f blue. For
within Ihe tube Is a shielded bulb of
brilliant light.
Aa long aa the air
current la pure there Is nothing to
lllum lnnte; but the moment a wlap of W. N. U.. P O R T L A N D , NO. *1~1*2*.
amok* fiowa through, the light raya
make It allow up agaluat th* black
C arrol lo D isrepute
background like a meteor.
Popularity o f the carrot had not
dnwued In I KIN when William A. Al*
" Y o u N a .d n 't W o r r y "
colt wrote a rook hook, for he wants
London T tt-tltta Iella a good story against use o f this vegetable except
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atked another pullent « t il d i doctor ency to regard the potato ns some­
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what vulgar.” Bread, he declares, la
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(he Arsi youngster. "Y m i'll gel helter News.
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the world are being built In Man­
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