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Been* In Mexico City ns ths people were gladly thronging to the church** that have been reopened (or services
follow ing the conclusion o f s pence agreement between the government and the Roman Catholic church.
Richmond Debutantes Entertain the Navy Boys
When the V. 8. 8. Richmond was at Hampton Ronda, Va., recently a
visited the vessel and entertained the men with a series o f pretty dances.
Dressmakers Work on Airplanes
group
of
debutantes
from
Richmond
TO CROSS ATL ANTIC
' T 'O SEE hundreds o f children romp-
* Ing In the sun, their little brown
bodies, except for loin cloths, exposed
to Its rays. Is to see something mag
nificent. Added to the sheer Joy o f
viewing such an appealing and aborig
inal sight Is the knowledge that a few
months prior to that time this very
company o f rare-free and happy chil
dren were pale, thin and marked for
tuberculosis. It Is a sight not easily
forgotten.
For those who rely too much on
cosmetb-s fo r color and on stimu
lants for vitality, such an experience
Is Indeed a derided rebuke. The lea
son Is unmistakably powerful.
Ooe
cannot but be Impressed with the po
tency o f regular sleeping hours, good
food, outdoor air, recreation and the
sun’s rays
H owever, It Is scarcely to be ex
pected that the averuge adult, no
matter how much Impressed by the
sanatorium regime, will In conse
quence rush to tho mountains divest
himself o f clothing, tan himself a
chocolate color, sleep and eat regu
larly and otherwise seriously go In
for the best that nature has to o f
fer. That would be asking too moeh.
One does not engage In such luxuries
unless perchance one happens to be
tuberculous I
Re that as tt may, wblle the nation
wldo movement for better children
has been in progress for some years
there have sprung up during the same
period hundreds o f camps all over
the country In vacation localities
where the well child, girl or boy,
can safely and profitably, »pend a
few weeks or a few months living on
the back to-aature plan. And a great
Idea It Is)
More and more, parents as well as
healtb authorities, are realizing the
tremendous possibilities for robust
energy and the development o f re
serve power that are offered by tbe
summer camp.
There la little excuse. If any. to
deprive your child o f tbe advantages
o f such an Institution.. Camps exist
for all pocketbooks, and even for
children whose parents lack them.
Whether the camp Is a highly restrict
ed one In the northern woods or
whether It Is beside the small brook
Just outside o f town, really makes
little difference provided that the ele
ments o f sanitary, physical and moral
safety are present.
Pills and tonics sre all very well In
their place bnt a systematic outdoor
life fo r the children daring the sum
mer months will do much to make
them unnecessary.
Oet the camp fever. I f yon c a n t
go don’t keep the children home on
that account.
Let
nature make
friends with them.
Rack to the
woods for the youngsters! You. too,
If you can arrange It
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A USELESS ANTIQ UE
It haa been found by an airplane manufacturing firm In St. Louts that
dressmakers are more adept than men nt covering the wings nml fuselages o f
planes. T w o o f the girls thus employed are shown above at their work.
Down on the Farm With Marion Talley
David O. Turner In the 16-foot boat
In which he w ill attempt to cross the
Atlantic from Uoston to Paris, France.
He w ill carry 80 gallons o f gasoline
nnd oil, a few food supplies and a
compass as his only Instrument o f
guidance. Like Ltndy he will make
the trip alone, and he has no doubt
that he w ill reach the other side.
A V IA T IO N F A N A T 104
V T O T so many years ago many
^ " homes, more especially In the
farm and village districts, could al
ways be counted upon to possess at
least two reference books—the dic
tionary and the “ doctor book." The
possession o f reference works and
other volnmes Is usually a superficial
Indication at least o f culture. But
the “ medicine book" Is an outstanding
exception. It Is an Indication o f Ig
norance and egotism. I f nsed It may
even develop Into a calamity.
There ts o f course some excuse for
people who live miles remote from
medical aid to have something nearby
upon which they feel they can rely In
case o f an unexpected emergency.
And It must even be admitted that
printed Information detailing first-aid
treatment fo r accidents and other un
toward happenings o f unmistakable
character is not ont o f place.
As a m atter o f fact, to know what
to do for a burn, a scratch, a cut, a
fatnt, and many other minor emergen
cies Is almost one’s duty, even I f sur
rounded by members o f the medical
profession. But that Is one thing.
And the treatment o f disease by a
doctor book quite another.
It therefore follows that when you
or a member o f your fam ily has a
pain you should not consult page 23
o f the valued “ doctor," but you
should consult the telephone direc
tory for your favorite or nearest phy
sician.
Doctor books are out o f date. They
have always Invited presumption and
guess work. They have made, and
still can make, ninny a funeral. T here
fore, If you are so behind the times as
to own one o f them, he ashamed of
yourself, wnlt for the first dark night,
sneak It out o f the house and bury It
before It buries you or some other
member of the family. Exit, Doctor
Book— Enter, Doctor t
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Marlon Talley, retired prlmn donna o f the Metropolitan Opera company,
rlt'lhg a tractor with Purcell who runs her many-acred farm for her. The
farm Is near Colby, Kan.
FROM THE FOUR QUARTERS
Nothing makes a man so sad as to
have a girl Jolly him.
Th e squirrel naca his tal! as a
blanket In cold weather.
A mother’s praise o f her children
■*Ter Interests any other woman.
W est A frica's Cold coast ha* a na
tiv e population o f more than 2,000,000.
T h e United State* has more than
one-third o f the world’s railroad mile
age.
Only husbands can sue for divorce
In Japan.
Woman Is the fairest creature on
earth— also the unfalrest.
Von w ill never he accused o f cheat
ing nt cards as long as you lose.
During a single hailstorm In India,
In 1888, about 250 persons were killed.
Crows Include In their diet spiders,
snails, wild birds, carrion, small ir.nm-
nulls, und many Insect pests.
Patrick Vlzanrd o f Cleveland, Ohio,
Is one hundred and four years old, but
Is still an ardent horticulturist and
aviator. Mr. Vlzzard expeota to live
until he's one hundred and fifty. lie
takes a drink whenever he gets a
chance, he says frnnkly, and Is a lover
o f cigarettes.
NEW
BATTER Y
Bs.kot Ball
In response to the demand for
indoor s|K>rt for the winter season,
game o f basket ball was Invented
lames Nalsmlth. In 18112, where
was Inal m otor In a gymnasium
Springfield Mass.
Greatest Improvement in Years!
HEAR IT— SEE IT—READY NOW!
C ity M an’» Viaw
The Pullniun car traveler watched a
tractor turning over the soil In a field
along the railroad track. “ N o wonder
farmers nowadays sre always growl
ing," he grouched.
“T hey don’t get
enough exercise.” — Farm SDd Fireside.
W hen
your
Children Ciy
for It
Baby has little upsets at times. All
r o w care cannot prevent them. But yon
oan be prepared. Then you can do what
iny experienced nurse would do— what
most physicians would tell you to do—
give a few drops o f plain Castoria. Xc
sooner done than Baby is soothed; re
lie f Is Just a m atter o f moments. Yet
you have eased your child without use
o f a single doubtful dru g; Castoria Is
vegetable. So It's safe to use as often
as an Infant haa any little pain yon
cannot pat away. And It’s alway*
ready fo r the crneler pangs o f colic, ot
constipation or d iarrh ea; effective, too
for older children. Ticenty./lve million
Australia Pictured as
‘‘Land of Opportunity”
An American aaleaman, who haa
•pent several years In Australia, say*
that It Is no uncommon thing fo r a
man by farming to accumulate suffi
cient money to warrant his retirement
In that conntry In ten years. T b e land
U the asset o f Australia. Farmers can
start with little or no capital and In
ten years can amasa sufficient com
petence to retire, he said.
He can
take np 2,000 acres at 50 cents to S5
per acre, and can get advances from
the National Agricultural bank wltb
which to make tbe Improvements.
T h e farmer has 30 years to pay off
his farm, and the Interest ts only 5
per cent. T b e first five years he ts
not required to pay any Interest at
alL No man can take out more .than
2.000 acres tn bis own name, but be
Is allowed to take out that much for
each o f his sons. The great problem
o f tbe country, however. Is labor. The
native labor Is o f a very Indifferent
character, bar this la largely overcome
by the use o f agricultural machinery,
and tbe machinery from the United
States ts the most favored by the
farmers o f Australia.
Goodbye to Good Coffae
Max Steuer, tbe well known New
York lawyer, said on the Berengaria:
“ Goodbye to good coffee till we get
back to God’s own country again.
“ Every time I drink English or
French or German coffee I think o f
the Oxford headwatter who muttered
to his assistant:
“ T h a t finicky American customer
at the window table has ordered spe
cial, fresh made coffee. Keep him watt
ing 20 minutes.’ "
H i» Nam * I» Logioo
Natura Faking
We have long suspected Mr. Aesop'»
reputation as a fulfils! dated from
the time he said s fox liked grupea
—Kansas I'lty Star.
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" H . r W eigh t in Gold”
Betsy Holt ts the heroine o f a nar
rative o f Colonial times which relates
the fact that her father placed her In
the container on one side o f a large
pair o f scales and balanced tbe scales
by pouring Into the corresponding con
From the darkest, dreariest, dirti tainer shining gold pieces.
est, llttlest depot yon can atari on a
Journey around the world.
Uaiag tba Sua
POISON IVY
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
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s i s„iw,.
Just the Pedestrian
Constable— Here, who are you?
Man Under Anto— Me? Oh, I'm on
ly the pedestrian.
In the past few years the sun's true
value to the health and well-being o f
the human race has been understood
by scientists bnt even now these rays
are not being utilized to their fullest
e x te n t— Woman's Home Companion.
P L A I N M A C H IN E S E W IN G , steady Is x ttl-
m t c « w ork, w h o l« o r p a rt tim e ; w eek ly pay.
N o oelltn*. W r ite tod ay. Enctoaa «tam p.
Tem po Houoedrese C o r p , 15J W . J5th S t..N .T .
Essence ot a vacation's Joy Is that
you don’t have to think about any
thing Important.
Making Angling Easier
A recently Invented fishing reel au
Men never get too old to acquire
tomatically retrieves the line after a experience.
cast by means o f a spring wound as
the plug on the line travels through
tbe air. The tension produced Is suf
ficient to wind the reel after casts of
60 f e e t
Pardon Mn
"A in 't that cow got a lovely c oat
T ed?”
“ Yes, It's a Jersey."
“ There, now I And I thought It was
Its skint” — London Passing Show.
Can It Bn Dona?
T h e bard part about teaching young
s te r! good mannera Is to tell them
how without showing them.— Capper’s
Weekly.
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Blinks— T h e
thing. Isn't It?
Jinks— Y e a It has given us a “ mike”
without the Irish brogue.
an
the
by
he
at
Tho Grant N eed
I f you were as thoughtful o f peo
ple while In your car as you are when
you are In your store, office, shop or
home, your style o f motoring would
not be so much at fault. What the
world needs Is more well mannered
motorists.— Atchison Global
Hotel Roosevelt
All room»
shower or tub, B.OO up FlUFtOOf.
S I W. Pmtk Ht. Coffee Shop. O arage opposite.
A Crying Need
Oh, where Is there a shady tree, a
really ahady tree, where I can hide
from all this sun, the whole scorched
length o f me? Oh where ts th e r e 's
sunless spot, a .¿ally sunless spot,
where I shall not find everything un
comfortably h o t! Oh where Is there
a swimming hole, where one can swim
snd prance without the formal nui
sance o f a pair o f swimming pants?—
E. A. In Farm and Fireside.
Static
radio Is a wonderful
Shakespeare la Japan*»«
A Tokyo professor haa recently com
pleted a translation o f nil o f Shake
speare's writings, having spent 45
years upon the work, which Is report
ed to be a brilliant achievement.
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Labor and Play
"D a r aln’ so much danger o f oven-
work," said Uncle Ebon, “ as dar Is of
overplay.
W e stops de day's labor
when de whistle blow s; but quiltin'
time foh s card game kin be anything
up to four o’clock In de morn In '."-*
Washington Star.
lie '* the kind o f mnn, we said ad
miringly, who would never gel ttenmed
up over cinnamon toast.— Fort Wayne
New a Sentinel.
radio
OLD FOLKS SAY
DR. CALDWELL
WAS RIGHT
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T M 'H E N damp days, s u d d e n
” ” changes in weather, or expos*
ure to a draft makes joints ache,
there is always quick relief in
Bayer Aspirin. It makqs short work
o f headaches or any little pain. Just
as effective in the more serious
suffering from neuralgia, neuritis,
rheumatism or lumbago. N o ache
or pain is ever too deep-seated for
Bayer Aspirin to relieve, and it does
not affect the heart A ll druggists,
with proven directions for various
uses which many people have found
invaluable in the relief o f pain.
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kSPIRIN
AsplHn t* th* trad« mark of Bam Manufactura
Of MonoacaUcacKiaa^c of Saltcy Ucaci4
The basis of treating sickness haa not
changed since Dr. Caldwell left Medical
College in 1875, aor since he placed on
the market the laxative prescription ha
bad used in hi* practice.
He treated constipatioa, biliousness,
headaches,
mental depression, indigestion,
Use Russ Ball Blue In yonr laundry.
■our
stomach aad other indispositions
T in y rust spots may come from Inte
entirely by mean* of simple vegetable
rior Bluing. Ask Grocers.— Adv.
laxatives, herb* and roots. These are
still the basis of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup
Soma D ay— Parhap*
Pepsin, a combination of senna aad
“ D o you live tn the city?"
other mild herbs, with pepsin.
The simpler the remedy for constipa
“ No, Just outside the city limits—
tion, the safer for the child and for yon.
we've moved to the 350th floor."
And as you can get résulta in a mild
and safe way by using Dr. Caldwell’s
Do not yourself do the things which Syrup Pepsin, why tacs chances with
yon are In the habit o f blaming; It It strong drags?
an evil thing when the fault o f tbe
A bottle will last several months, and
all can use i t It is pleasant to the
teacher refutes him.— Cato.
taste, gentle in action, and free from
But few men are disappointed In narcotics. Elderly people find H ideal.
All drug stores have the generous bottles,
love until after they face the parson. or writo “ Syrup Pepsin,” Dept. BB,
Mont ire llo, Illinois, for free trial bottle.
W orse than an enemy Is a blab
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■ ..g.- . j i b __ f
hing friend.
W . N. U , P O R T L A N D . NO.
Merry-Go-Round
“ You r girl friend goes around
good deal, doesn’t she?"
“ Yes, In social circles."
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