The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, July 18, 1929, Image 3

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    BILL BOOSTER SAYS
Explosion Like Forest of Lombardy Poplars
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A BIG B U G A B O O
DO H i m AFRA© t o PlAMe
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LOP
In altering the rourae o f a brook for tha construction of a golf count« near ML Klseo, N. Y „ 8,500 pounds o f
nitroglycerine wer« exploded and the blast created wbat looked like u foreat o f Lombardy poplars, aa shown by
this remarkable photograph.
THE CHEERFUL CHERUDI
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Through the Pansy Ring Means an Engagement
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HAMBONE’S MEDITATIONS
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MIDDLE aged man the other day
went to See bis doctor, lie was
sick. There was no question about It
lie couldn't eat, ba Couldn't sleep.
Indeed, be admitted that It kept blm
busy to ihlnk In a straight line la hla
own words he wa* “all shot lo piece*."
Here was a man who had beeo
splendidly protected against disease
by modern scientific methods. Ills
town boasted of one of the best ni­
tration system* and consequently a
pur* water supply. The community
wa* also the proud possessor of a
modern sewage treatment works. He
lived In a line street and a fine house;
he had good and safe food to ea t; be
exercised dally by taking a brisk two
mile walk. He slept with bis window
open all nlght.be had been Immunized
against diphtheria, scarlet fever, ty
pbold and paratyphoid, he had been
vaccinated against smallpox, but with
It all he wa* a wreck.
No, be was not a fanatic. Health
preservation hadn't gone to hi* bead
Hot worry had! In this re»|iect be
was something like the rich man of
biblical fame who hadn't at much
chance of getting to heaven as a
camel bad In passing through the
needle's eye. He had everything In
the world to maintain health. lint
worry kept lilm out o f III
Worry la a bugaboo. It Is usually
bused on the flimsy foundation of a
disordered Imagination. Worry Is the
dark cloud of life. Worry, In fact.
Is one of nature’s very meanesi tricks.
Take your own worries, for ex­
ample.
Be honest with yourself.
Check buck on them. Tabuluie the
things that have kept you awake at
night; that have disturbed your di
gestion; that have at one time or an­
other shaken you And what do you
find? Nothing. That's what I
And “ nothing" Isn't much to worry
abouL much less lose sleep over, la
It? Then why persist I d doing It?
If a chap la In a trance awaiting
the command to go “ over the top,"
that's something to worry about If
one baa been caught stealing and aen
fenced to five year* in the pen. that
also Justifies worry. But the every
day fears about this and that which
are going to happen and never do—
isn't It slinon pure foolish to gel sick
for sucb llltle reason as that?
Don't let worry make a fool of yon
Kick It out Ihe first time It shows Its
nasty, cowardly head. Tramp It down,
step on It and kill IL Don't forget. If
worry stays long, life goes. Take your
choice!
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A
APYIRWAilDS *
C A I N 'T
!! !
Twelve brldes-to-be, membera o f the senior class o f the University o f Southern California at Lo* Angeles,
divulge«) their engagements at the annual ‘Taney llreakfaat" given by the D elu Delta Delta sorority In honor of
the graduating class. The pretty custom require* that at a given signal during the breakfast each engaged senior
must arise and pass through the ring o f pansies.
OLD SOAK IS HAPPY
Liverpool Police to Use Shields
THE DEATH FLOWER
I a beautiful flower that
T HERE
belles its looks Its power to cre­
s
One of Most Important Points
in Growing Pullets.
j
Clean ground for ranging Is one of
the moat Important points In tha
growing o f healthy pullets which will
become vigorous and profitable lay­
ers. It Is pointed out by the poultry
husbandry department of the Ohio
State university.
“ A large percentage o f the mortal­
ity In the growing flock, as well a*
In the matured laying Hoi k, la caused
either directly or Indirectly by Intes­
tinal parasites,” P. B. Zuiubro, poul­
try specialist, says In a recent exten­
sion service publication. “These par­
asites, as well as many disease germs,
ara carried over from year to rear In
the soil."
Zumbro urges that chick ranges be
on land on which no other chicks
hav* been raised or old hens ranged,
for at least two years Alfalfa, he
says, makes one o f the beat chick
ranges. Clover la almost as good, and
blue grass comes next.
“ Many poultry men think an alfalfa
or clover field la too valnabl* for
rearing chicks This Is a mistake.
Pooltry grown on good range will
give a return equal to that from
any live stock, or better. Good re­
sults can be obtained by having two
or more ranges, and a crop can be
grown In the meantime. This meth­
od will provide clean range and will
enable the owner to bave tbe brooder
boose near the farmhouse, saving
time In going to and from tbe bouse.
When this method la used, one acre
o f land should be provided for each
500 ch ick s"
Wonderful Feats With
Turkeys Are Reported
Really wonderful results with turk­
eys are reported from tbe Ontario
government turkey farm In Norfolk
county. Years ago this province used
to raise turkeys by tbe thousands
but disease got in and flocks bave
been diminishing to such an extent
that each year thousands o f birds are
brought in from the West. Tbe dis­
ease puzxled people and except where
there was unlimited range the rais­
ing o f turkeys languished. Even In
the places where there wa* plenty of
range, such aa in tbe rocky districts
on tbe edge o f forest landa, difficul­
ties In the shape o f foxes and wolves
were encountered. It looked for a
while as If there would be practical­
ly no turkeys raised In Ontario. But
Prof. W. R. Graham took hold o f the
thing and he soon found out that the
disease came from the ground and the
germs were so hardy that they could
live over In the coldest weather. He
adopted the plan of feeding every­
thing In troughs and moving these
troughs each day and his results bave
been unusually successful.
Losses
have been light on tbe experimental
tnrkey farm and some excellent birds
raised.
SAME PRESCRIPTION
HE WROTE IN 1892
When I)r. Caldwell started lo practice
medicine, back in 1875, the needs for •
laxative were not aa fpreat aa today.
People lived normal lives, ate plaia,
wholesome food, and got plenty of fresh
air. But even that early tnrre were
drastic physics and purge* for tha relict
of ronctipation which Dr. Caldwell did
not believe were good for human beings.
The prescription for eoiutipatioa that
he used early in hie practice, and which
he put la drug stores ¡a 1 xW under the
name of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin,
is n liquid vegetable remedy. Intended
for women, ehildren and elderly people,
and they need just such a mild. *afa
bowel stimulant.
This prescript ion ha* proven its worth
and is now the largest selling liquid
laxative. It has won the confidence of
people who needed it to get relief front
headaches, biliousness, flatulence, indi-
don, lose of nppetite and sleep, bad
gesti«
ith, dyspepsia, colds, fever*. At your
brest
druggist, or writ* “ Syrup Pepsin,"
Dept. BB, Uooticello, Illinois, for free
trial bottle.
Effort of the Artist
Not Always Understood
The artist who recently told how,
when painting a landscape at the foot
of the PentlaDds, he was asked by tha
occupants of a cottage nearby not to
paint tbe cottage windows till dead
curtains were put up, now tells of am
other Incident which occurred to blm.
He was painting a landscape when a
man appeare«J on tbe scene and looked
over nis shoulder in the annoying man­
ner o f passers-by who silently criticize
—or maybe admire—the incomplete
picture. The man produced a pair of
horn-rimmed spectacles, through which
his eyes ogled at the canvas. Then
he removed the “ headlamp*” to ob­
serve In a marked American accent:
“ You'll excuse me for saying so, but
I'm curious to know jest what makes
you fellers paint these things, when
there are to many to be bought up
easy and cheap.” —Montreal Family
Herald.
C hange in French F eelin g
ate human misery Is unbelievable.
The rack and ruin for which Ibis bit
of horticulture Is responsible Is per
haps the greatest single Instance of
unhappiness pain and suffering In the
world today.
China and India grow It commer
daily. Tbe whole world Is its mar-
keu Its slaves are numbered In tbe
millions and Its despotism Is definite­
ly cruel. Such Is the poppy, the pro­
ducer of the drug known as opium.
In tbe pharmacopeia, this narcotic
S co re On# f o r tho M osquito
has a perfectly legitimate standing
Great Britain has a Mosquito Con­
Used ethically, and administered by
trol institute which maintains a lab­
a physician only when extreme con
It pays to worm the poultry,
oratory on Hayllng Island for the
e
e
e
ditlons of a disease demand It, It Is
study o f mosquito problems and the
a beneficent InstrumenL In the hands
It requires 21 days to hatch ben director claims to have discovered. In
of consrienceless Individuals It be
eggs.
the course o f his Investigations, that
s e e
comes a wicked tyrant; and In this
the bite o f the mosquito Is a cure for
role can, and does, sink humanity In
Care must be taken that chicks do paralysis. The Insect was used as a
to abysmal depths
not crowd in corners and smother.
means of conveying tne malaria germ
m o o
The drug habit la a fact to be reck­
to the paralysis patient and according
oned with In America. America baa
Shut the sheep In at night allow­ to the reports the fever was Invariably
money and narcotic* follow gold. Con
ing them to bed In the corral or shed lessened and In several cases com­
• • •
sequent!.?. It Is not surprising that
plete cure was effected.
the number of addicts in the North
Ooecidlosla usually occurs In young
American continent have Increased to chicks from two to six weeks of age.
Early Written Works
• • •
an alarming degree within recent
Illuminated
manuscripts are thoee
yenrs
When the poults are about elgbt
Less than 1 per cent of the hun
weeks old, they can be removed to whose texts are brightened and height­
ened by vignettes and otherwise deco­
dreds o f tons of narcotics annually the rearing ground.
rated In colors or In gold and silver.
• • •
produced are actually required for
medicinal purposes The remainder Is
Tapeworms have been named as Fifteen centuries before Christ the
deliberately used to demoralize as the cause of death o f 50 per cent of papyrus rolls o f the Book o f the Dead
were Illuminated with brilliantly col­
much of the human race as csd be the chickens In some flocks.
ored scenes. Later, as writing became
• • •
brought under Its Influence.
It is not a pretty subject But It
Changing breeds
every year has alphabetic, the Important letters wer*
does not pay to remain silent. When never yet been found a safe founda­ Illuminated.
one's friend hands out s habit form
tion for a profitable poultry business.
Q uestions and Answ ers
ing headache powder and a peddler
• • •
reaches high school students the
“ You bave shown a remarkable fa­
A month lost In growing out pullets
problem hns assumed sufficient Itn means the loss o f a month's produc­ miliarity with public questions.”
portance to Justify an open discus
"I have heard every question that
tion next fall when eggs are a good
slon even If these Instances are ex
can be asked,” said Senator Sorghum.
price.
“ What worries me Is that I don't know
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ceptional.
Opium and Its derivative, heroin
Any variety o f wheat is good for any answers."
are becoming entirely too popular
poultry. I d fact, small undeveloped
They Invnile Ihe homes of the rich shriveled wheat If dry Is even better
Many find Russ Ball Blue good tonic
and the poor, the good and the bad
for chickens. Large package at Gro­
than the fully developed kerneL
hut they
usually make hopeless
cers.— Adv.
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The farmer who produces eggs of
wrecks of everyone.
■
uniform
color,
weighing
an
average
Here are the “ don’t*" on the drug
Must Study S a fe ty
evil: 1. Never lake any medicine of­ of 23 ounces per dozen, and which are
Seven states now bave safety In­
fered you by any person, friend or ' held in a cool cellar, can ship to east­ struction as a part of their school cur­
foe. Your physician Is the only one ern markets by express to advantage. riculum. They are New Jersey, North
• • •
to trust on this Important question
Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, Pennsyl­
narcotic or no narcotic. 2. Teach
The profit from the farm flock de­ vania, Illinois and Indiana.
your children never to accept any pends to a large extent on the number
powder or pill from stranger* or o f eggs tbe hens lsy.
Perhaps Both
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friends These rule* are plain and
Geòrgie (ordering dinner for tw o)—
easy ones Fight shy of "dope" as
Hens cannot lay eggs without pro­ Walter, let me know when It is eleven-
you would of death Itself.
tein. Skim milk Is one o f the best thirty.
(CL 1*1» W .s te r n N s w s p a p ri t l n l o s t
forms o f protein for use with all
Waiter—The time or the check?
classes o f poultry.
Or A ay O ther Place
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Any summer girl Is willing to com­
A writer says that the «log fills an
Mongrel geese plucked regularly
promise by returning the young man's
empty place In man's life. And hot yield one pound o f feathers a year.
heart and keeping tha ring.
dog kennels fill many an empty plact Pure-bred geese yield twice as many
In roadside scenery.—Cincinnati E d and, besides the good prices o f feath­
quirer.
ers obtained, the goose Is worth as
much as It ever was.
S N O T one that leaves you w ith
e • •
D ivided Treasure
tired, sching feet. T h ey will spoil
en y d a y , bu t i f you shake A llen’s
Tight
floors
should
be
provided
to
In Roman law, “ treasure-trove,"
F oot—Rase in to your shore in the
m oraine you will w alk all d a y or
called "thesaurus" and defined as an protect the ducks from attack by rats
dunce ell night in perfect ease. It
ancient deposit ol money found ae and other rodents.
takes the stiny o u t o f corns, b u n ­
• • e
io n s and calluses Sold everyw here.
eldenlally. was divided, naif going to
Ground
oats
and
ground
barley
are
the flqder and half to the owner ol
of equal value in a ration for chick­
the land upon which It was found
ens. Roth o f these feeds run rather
high In crude fiber.
To Conjure With
• • •
The expression, "a name to conjure
Egg production cannot he Increased
F o r F roo trialtmokada and a F o c t~
with." harks hack to the time when by crossing two high-producing egg
F a se W a l k i n i D o lt, mddroam
eon hirers claimed lo perform fheli strains, nor can vigor and vitality
Allan i F o o i ^ B a — , L o R o j , IV. Y.
tricks hy uttering some "name of be Increased when both parent stocks
t * ------ — i
<
power," such as Solomon.
possess these qualities to a high d«
*V. N. U„ PORTLAND, NO. 27-1921.
»re«.
Poultry Notes
EXPCRItH C
LOT T O R F l t l O W S
T H tS E DAYS, P U T THAT
ISN ’T A <?U!CK. r-'VXTHOD
W ITH P R X 3 C N T n KANOS
Old Soak, Secretary o f State 8tlm-
aon’a famous parrot that was brought
from the Philippine*, la happy now
for he haa rejoined hla master In
Washington, lie la shown above In a
genial mood.
Policemen o f Liverpool, England, with the new shield* presented to the
force by Robert Gladstone, the Inventor. The shields are Intended for use In
lighting armed bandits.
Q uake-Proof Building Given Japan
MAN OF MYSTERY
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
15-years mkcm ( in treating Rectal and
Colon trouble* by the Dr. G | Dean
Nf >N M Kl.K \l iMthoe rn-
iM n ut lo *lv, WKITTKN AS-
k
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Send today for KKF.lt I OOfw«*
i iw iH ifT ft lM fm iii
treatment of such sihr
rALYi COLON ciiW ii
a
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omriWG
“ You aay Tom la studying wrest'
lln « r
“ Yes."
“ My I What a potter ha’ll m aktl"
Terrible
“ Did the sorority girls baia Ma­
fie!!*?"
“ Yee, and cruelly, too."
“ Huh?"
“ Made her go through the depart­
ment stores asking for red donnai
petticoats."
Business Bad*
Mother—That young Mr. Rnllsmnn
fiat been paying you a lot of attention
lately. Do you think he means busi­
ness?
Daughter—I’m sure he does; he rep­
resents a motor drm, and wants daddy
to buy a new car.
Round and Round
n is W ife—Did baby finally go to
Sleep In your lap?
Mr. I.nncsnlTer—Yep. the four hun­
dred and thirty second lap.
Tha hamlet o f Rahway, N. J., pos­
sesses a man o f myatery who re­
sent hies Trader Horn In appearance
and who can discuss with ease affairs
o f the world, although ha haa not
been away from the town In twenty
years. Ilia houae Is a shamble o f old
wood and hla front porch la a garbage
heap. Ill* one hobby le to read and
that he does extensively. Ilia neigh­
bor* know very little about "Billy
Llpplncoit.”
M ens’* Triumph
The flrtg new* o f a Presidential
nomination sent by telegraph wna
transmitted by Samuel F. B. Morse
from Baltimore, Md„ to Washington,
on Mny 20, 1844. James Polk was nom
Inn led on the Democratic ticket
Ha* Many Rivals
“ He who seek* riches," sold HI Ho,
the snge of Chinatown, "must not he
surprised It he loses his own purse to
those \\ hose quest la similar.”— Wash
Ingtoo Slur.
The first Rockefeller foundation contribution to the cause o f Japanese
education Is this new building which forms part o f the greatest private uni-
verslty o f Japan, the Kelwo university. The building Is constructed o f doable
reinforced concrete and represents the new type o f earthquake-proof
architecture.
AROUND THE WORLD
Wyoming loads the atatea In coal
reserves.
Talking fllma are to be produced In
Australia, starting with nows reels.
There are almost 800 leper patients
at the National Leper home In
Louisiana.
A man who weighs 210 pounds on
enrth would weigh only 35 pounds on
the moon.
A large herd o f wild buffalo has
been discovered In Canada In the
Pence river district.
Increased use o f automobiles In
F.gypt Is expected to have a pro­
nounce«] eflect on road Improvement.
New York city has a firm founda­
tion for Its skyscrapers, because the
rigid crust o f the earth where Man­
hattan stands Is 00 miles thick.
German brewers report England
and France consura« more beer than
Germany.
In Portugal political arrests out­
number those for criminal offenses
two to one.
The Statne o f Freedom which tope
the Capitol at Washington weighs 14,-
985 pounds.
The Amaion river was first discov­
ered and ascended hy Vicente Vanes
Pinson In the year 1500.
Dynamiting o f flsh is annoying the
Rraxlllnn government, which bus no
laws prohibiting Ibis slaughter.
The foremost museum collection of
stulne«l glass In the world Is at the
Victoria and Albert museum. London.
Tlie Italian lizard, now hunled for
It* popular leather, Is valued In India
because It feeds on the eggs and young
o f venomous snakes.
«,
Frenchmen are abandoning the old
sugar bowl, the loose brick on the
hearth and tbe woolen sock for sav­
ings backs, figures published by
L’Offlciel, the Congressional Record
o f France, indicate. On deposit In
the savings banks o f France Decem­
ber 31 was 17,961,604,203 francs, which
Is almost $1,000,000.000, representing
an Increase over 1927 o f 3,355,406,280
francs. The number o f accounts was
9,251,791, of which 608,888 were new
ones. These statistics are regarded
as Interesting In view o f the belief
entertained
universally
that
tha
wealth o f France could not be re-
vealed statistically because most o f It
was hoarded and hidden from the eya
of the governmental calculators.
A Perfect Day
I
‘"‘Allen’*
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