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THE TRIBUNE. TURNER, OREGON « Crowning Queen of Apple Blossom Festival TO LIVE LONGER JOHN CLARENCE FUNK KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR EYES nurse recently visited A SCHOOL a home to report defective vision ! In one of the younger members of tbe family. Records bud Indicated that average acuteness was noticeably lack ing In this particular scholar, while | to all appearance» (he Intelligence of the child was normal. “You see.” said the nurse, “the medi cal Inspector came around today and discovered that Robert needed glasses. ! No wonder be has appeared dull!“ Tbe point of this story Is not to deinonatrste the Intelligent rara that Is being given to conserve child Ufa and develop It to Its highest stats of mental and physical efficiency, but to emphasize the vital part that the eyes play In both the young and old. Aa a matter of fart, both parents of this youngster were chronic bead- ache sufferers because they needed glasses: and didn't have them. But the nurses' story they developed Oo». William (I. Conley of West Virginia crowning Ml»» Miirjr Jo Matthews of Munnlngton, W. Va., que«*!! i after a suspicion of this fact and straight «f Ute sixth annual apple blossom festival at the opening of that annual event at Winchester. way went to a store and purchased glasses for themselves I Of all the foolish things man Is likely to perpetrate npoo himself to tamper with tbal marvelously delicate mechanism which registers objects for the brain Is about the worst. Yet thousands of Ignorant, “smart“ per sons will go to a counter, try on glasses until they get a pair that “(It their eyea” and march away elated over the dollar spent and the ten dollars saved! It Is difficult to understand the co lossal conceit which prompts an other wise Intelligent person to “pick out“ his own glusses— an act which calls for mogt expert examination and ex- I perlence. And the mall order business la Just j as bad. However, urged by the high- j powered statements of expert adver- i tlxement writer*, there are many especially those of the more remote or rural regions, who answer a ques tlonnalre and obtain a “perfect cor rection In beautiful gold frames." The ’ fact that tbe eyes are likely to suffer vitally as a consilience Is quite be side l he point. International Just remember this: Your eyea are best frtendi It Is oo fun to wear Army transport Thierry sailing from New York with troops hound for <?hlna, the Philippine* and Hawaii to re your and If you do not have to place men who hav* been serving there. Inset are portraits of llrlg. Gen. George II. Kates and Mr*. Kates, who glasses do so consider yourself fortunate. But sailed with the soldier*. And out shout this matter and obtain your Information only from an ocu list or registered optometrist. It ts CLEVELAND'S TYPE quite beyond your own Intelligence. A final warning: If you are suffer ing from an affection of the eye then proceed quickly to an oculist only. He Slone Is tbe person qualified to advise j you. Hud when necessary, to tamper with this most useful member of your anatomy. Keep or eye oo your eyes» • • • American Troops Sail for the Orient How to Dispose of Ten Millions? STAY OUT! Misa Mil ran ret Covle. who was se lected to he Cleveland’s typical girl to compete against girls from all cities of the United States In the effort to And the typical American girt. The ultimate winner of this contest will be awarded 93,000 and a trip to Europe. SENATOR'S DAUGHTER CL Harold Smith of New York, who Is In the unique position of a man who has $10,000,1)1)0 at hla disposal, and doesn't know what to do with IL So Mr. 8mlth has naked for auggnatlona from the public and how they're coming In. Mr. Smith will present $1,000 to the person who makes the best sug gestion to him. French Poilus at London Cenotaph H i OVE thy neighbor as thyself.“ ts I—» a familiar hlhlleal Injunction. Rat even so. It has Its qualification. And the quarantine sign is one of them. There appears to be a popular no tion that for those on the “Inside look ing out,“ quarantine ts a mandatory sort of thing, hut that for those on the “outside looking to.” It means little or nothing. Oversollcltoas about the welfare of e sick neighbor or a neighbor's sick children, people will deliberately dis obey llie order plainly set forth on the sign and go visiting by the way of the back door. Thus, under a mis guided Idea of friendship, they will violate a rule which for their good and that of others should never be broken. One has to be commended for the display of solicitude for friends and acquaintances, hut If It takes the form of Invading a home that Is guarded by a quarantine sign It ts carrying tbe thing a bit too far. It must be under stood that neither fancy oor whim had anything to do with Ite place ment Rased upon the absolute knowl edge that health officials possess, It Is put up for the protection of the public. It plainly says. “Slay out!“ And that means everyone except the physician and persons In attendance upon the case. Others are trespassers, and criminal ones at that I The germs of the communicable dis eases are not to be tampered with. While Invisible to the naked eye. they nevertheless possess the power to bang on to you. Infect yon, or by using you as a carrier. Infect other* Just a few days ago there was a back door Infraction of a scarlet fever quarantine. “Not a bit afraid." re marked the kind neighbor lady who was reluctantly ndmltted to the home. She was not prosecuted, convicted and fined fo her Indiscretion, hut she paid a pennlty nevertheless Scarlet fever attacked her la five days later and In two weeks she was dead. Therefore, the next time yon see a quarantine sign on a friend's house, use the telephone for your Inuulrles and solicitation* Don’t stick your head Into the lions mouth It might bite! lt B .lt » W w u r n N » w » r » p ,r O nion.» Miles of Fertile Lend Made Useless by Flood report from the government en tomologist In charge of cotton Insect Investigations at Tallnlah, La., states that, as a result of flood*. Inert ssnd covers several miles of the finest and most beaatlfnlly developed farming land of the Mlaslsalppt detu. In Scott district Such deposits of Inert Baud are made when the current of the rushing water* la slightly slowed down, ss when It meets with a com paratively small obstruction. The sand Is composed largely of quarts particles which, since they are rock fragments, are heavier than the fertile tilt and day content naturally separates Itself first, while tbe slit and clay are car ried along In the water and deposited when the current ts fnrther slowed down. The sand, due to Its quarts makeup, is Infertile and consequently for year* nothing can be grown In r ) O C T O R S q u i t e approve the areas whert It Is deposited. To re quick comfort of Bayer Aspi move It would be too expensive. rin. These perfectly harmless tab lets ease an aching head without The Peer Whale* penalty. Their increasing use year Michael Strange, the poet, Mrs. after year is proof that they do help John Barrymore, said at a dinner and can’t harm. Take them for any ache; to avoid the pain peculiar to In aid of charity In New York: “The way some of the rich regard women; many have found them the poor reminds me of tbe old lady. marvelous at such times. The “John D. Rockefeller had Just be proven directions with every pack gun to get a foothold, and all over age of Bayer Aspirin tell how to the country the people were starting to treat colds, sore throat, neuralgia, ose coal oil Instead of whal* oil for neuritis, etc. A ll druggists. their lamps. “And as the old lady lit np for the first time with the new lllnmlnant one evening she shook her head and mur mured sadly: A *ért» to tl» trote mart at B a m Manufaci “ ‘Yes, this here new-fangled coal ai Monr«otk»rfcteote> U lUltoyiteoted oil's all right, of course, but what'll the poor whales do n o w f” W irthip Prison for Boy* To serve as a “floating prison" for I s tartina] potasas sro osppir delinquent boys, the scrapped Jap jm a ooovsv. slo sitss yoev pop anese warship, Musashl, has been re m ak in g jros III. T s k s M built and put Into action. The an nounced purpose Is to give the boys oof o. Sopendsblo. n s rta b l* lexsttvo. K oopozaafoottas g TO MORJtOW plenty of work In a healthy sea atmos TtebL c e o t t e b a . V A IR IG H T phere while learning a useful occu pation. Fifty boys, fourteen to twen Far Sale at All Druggists ty-three years old, are to be selected the prisons of Japan, and while and 5056 of earning*. from on the boat given six months’ In Writ* lo r circular. struction In the theory and practice Wa bava an salesman. of navigation, fishing and the making of fishing equipment, weather observa THE PEXEL CO. tion and kindred subjects. Food Product» 11» N. 4th S t, Camdaa, N. X Pork and Longevity William Walker, who Is believed to Ton Must Wear be England's oldest man. has Just at tained the age of one hundred and seven. He celebrated tbe day qnletly UT DO they hurt? D o your fret ernart and burn, corn« and at bis home at Nottingham. His slo ion» ache and nearly aet you gan Is “Eat pork and live long,“ and wild? They w on't if you do ae mil lions of others are doin*. Shake his gifts Included many forms of his Allen’s Foot - Rasp in your shoes, it takes the friction from th e shoes favorite dish. “I have heard.” be said, “that a monkey gland makes people real joy. Sold everywhere. young again, but why be ‘monkeyed’ with when there’s plenty of pork, and there are more pigs than monkey*“ Use Russ Ball Blue In your laundry. Tiny rust spots may come from infe For Fr ns t ria /pack« 4« and« Foot— Emmm W i lt i n g D o ll, uddrumu rior BluiDg. Ask Grocer*—Adv. Alton 'a F o o t—È l i o , L o R oy. ti. Y. Man SCHOOL FOR MEN “The prince A Fro* of Wales wears ex Tratotos Sm BUSINESS. TRADES s. PROFESSIONS E nroll any tim e. Send for litera tu re actly what he likes,” says a news OREGON IN STITU TE O F TECHNOLOGY paper. f - M. C. A . B id * That Isn’t so much because he’s a prince, it’s mainly because he’s a A dop t* A m erican Idea The minister of health of Australia bachelor. proposes to call a conference of life Aek Any Gardener Insurance companies and employers of labor to discuss a plan for tbe estab If Mr. EdisoD really can make rub lishment of free dental clinics by em ber out of weeds he’ll be guaranteed ployers along the lines of tnoss of a lasting supply of the raw material. —San Bernardino Sun. large companies In America. A kSPIRIN AU In B " ‘Allen's Foot=Ease “ T A striking pose of Miss Henrietta Allen, duughfer of the new United (Rates senator from Kansas and Mrs. Ilenry J. Allen. Criminals Only Sick? Crime Is u disease, and can be cured as easily as any other malady. In the view of Doctor Toulouse, a well-known aurgeon of Paris. Study of the crimi nal will o|ien roads to the doctor, who then will he shle to apply hla theory Color Note Some people do not have to obey the Inimici Ion of that popular song nhout gazing at the world through ro«e colored glosses. Their eyea are bloodshot.— f'nlblinder Mngnzlne. ALL AROUND THE WORLD Chile has some women street car conductors. Citrus trees do not produce plnnts like th* parents when grown from seed. The expression “Rarkls la willin’ “ originated In Dickens' “David Copper field." President Tyler died while a mem ber of the congress of the Confederate state* The United States takes more than half the coffee grown in Brasil. The richest emerald mines In the world are In the Ural mountain* Migrating birds have their habitual routes, just ns human tourists have. Abraham Lincoln, according to Ida Tnrhell, left an estate of $110,1*74.(12. Thomas Paine was the first man who wrote the words: “The Untied State* of America." “ A uld Lang Syne" The author ol the song. “Auld Lang Syne." Is not known. Songs bearing this name have been sung since the Seventeenth century. The verse ha* been attributed to Robert Bum* who, however, credited It to *a old mlnstreL A Thought V. S. philosophies as follows: Thrift makes you save your cake on til you are too old to enjoy It. The In stallment plan cuts a slice while you A physician wstehsd ths results of constipation for 47 years, sad believed that no mattar how careful people ere of their health, diet and exercise, consMpa- tion will occur from time to time. Of next importance, then, ip bow to tre& it whea it eomea. Dr. Ckldwell alwtÿs waa in favor of getting m cioè* to natura as possible, hence hie remedy for consti pation, knows as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, is a mild vegetable compound. It can not harm the system sad is not hgbit forming. Syrup Pepsin is pleasant- tasting, and youngsters love it. Dr. Caldwell did not approve of draatie phyeioe and purges. He did opt believe they were good for anyhml£s system. In a practice of 4? years ae never saw any reason for their use when Syrup Pepsin will empty the bowels just as promptly. Do not let a day go by without a bowel movement. Do not sit and j hope. but go to the nearest druggist and get one of the generous bottles of Dr. Cud- well's Syrup Pepsin, or write “Syrup Pepsin,“ Dept. BB, MontiesUo. Illinois, for free trial bottle. For Old Sores Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh IntkMbaMli WORKS HARD IN THE FIELD Relie* Upon Lydi* E. Pink- ham’» Vegetable Compound Rankin, Illinois.—^1 took Lydia 0. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as * tonic before and af ter my first child was born six years ago. Then when my second child came and I felt w e a k and run down, I took It again. I am still . taking It and I am feeling better. My J 9 N mother uned It for IjS m l -M fS k herself when I was SSSS1 small and always got good result* She still taken It I do all kinds of heavy work. Including my housework and 1 also help in the field. I recommend the Vegetable Com pound and will gladly do so at any time. I am willing to answer any let ters asking about this Medicine.”—Mae. Bxx. O bxnuxd , Route 2, Rankin, 111. W. N. U, PORTLAND. NO. 19-1929. Guard Your Eare, Too English saying: To make a friend, close one eye; to keep him, close both eye* h ey all S ay .. it’s the smartest car at the club” C O S T L Y C A R BE AUTŸ AT AMAZINGLY LOW PRICE entire line T HE of new Superi or Whippet Fours and Sixes is distin guished by such beauty of design and richness of color as have never before been associated with inexpensive cars. And Whippet is a big car, too, with plenty of room for you to lean back, stretch out your legs and relax in absolute comfort. Mechanically, no other low-priced car has so many important advantages. A d v ic e A man Is bopeleasly egotistic who won’t listen to advice—hut he Is worse than that If he takes advice French soldiers led by General Gournnd. famous one-armed general of wlthoul giving It a great deal of France, are shown standing In nalute to English heroes who died In the thought and turning It over man; World war. Th# Impressive ceremony took place at the cenotaph In London times In his mind. WHAT DR. CALDWELL LEARNED IN 47 YEARS PRACTICE WHIPPET ouU k W h iM e i J Y TOURS £ SIXES! ROADSTER C ra n ksh a ft 850 $t> 05 i Comp S^OSi Coupe (rt itk mmbk »Mt) $7*5, Solan $700i ‘De Lux» Sedan $8JO, J il l W ilty-O otrim d pi ice» /. #. b. Toledo, CM »«, and tpecificatiom mbject to change without nottet. C m t A NEW SUPERIOR 6 7 - B ta n n g *550 W H I P P E T Iss») 4 C O A C H tsSo, De Lune Sedan $ÔÇJi Roadut’ $ jo o % 4-past ■**»• S x fO , CuUgmitKomdiU’ t i V J t Tes* remi U m *» t iio . WILLYS-OVERLAND, Inc. TOLEDO, OHIO ïïI Mtfi