TH F# T H I I U
W hen Boohs M ildew
Tht* I library of Cangiata «n,vi limi
If llm nilltlaf«v un b<»>ki In alili <!iini|i.
b | mmik « Il nlT w II li vltu-fur or «filli
Wul»r rontuliilug aulii» vtm-gnr If III»
inllili'vv la dry, Il »un li» wlp»d un
«filli n <lry d a lli If aliilna uni lofi
il Irolml Hill lirolinlily li-gn u» I Inni
T l i » lioolta «I hmi I i I Ilimi ha plininl In n
«limiti mnllitlil, In a «• 11 rf %111 of dry
alr.
XVhat’s a H a H a ?
W »b»|»r a i|i*llniIloti of g Ini hn la
n aunk fcneq, watt or dittili noi via
ini» IMI olia la »In*» ii;-au II,
I li»
tirlrk Ila lui «lilla al Mollili Vtrimn
wer» *o »all»il bei-ause ili«y % « r» noi
v l.llil» frolli III« Iloti««, liaUlitf l'iilll
un a tcri-iu», T li» y I lieto «ed tini th-ld
«b e re III» ru lli» grnxefl.
Solom on’s G ra n d Song
Tlio Hong ni Molomon « l i» Inrur
1 >oni 11
||t III» cari leni Jewtsh krri|i
turco. I t lt r llo M w »r» «una al rrrtallt
festival» In II'« i » iii | i U i al Jeruaulem
grlor lu Ila ilpalrurllon by T in i«. Il
waa tirai il»« lu m i .'»tinnirai by lb»
Mynoil of Juinlilu UU A. D.
T ypical A m erican G irl
Th a “lìlimoli girl" a l» « ! fot a typa
of lioullliy, vlgoroua, l>»uutlful ami re
tln»i) youug «oinniiliooil.
lu fari,
Citarle« Daita Gibson mini» a piare for
lilmarlf aa llie dallnralor of III« Am*r-
Irun girl, al varimi» occupatimi», pur-
Urularly oal of doora.
N a u tica l M easu rem en t g
A knot la a uiruaure of «|i»»il the
equivalent of one naullral mile nil Imur.
T h e untilIrul mile la O.IXW.T f»»l. II
la iti><>ui M i«-r mm i M g l Hum a
land mile. T ill« mukoa l»n knot« an
Imur ibo equivalent nf H H rnllea an
hour.
English C ourt Officer
In England a burrlaler la a mum
t>»r of Ihe legal profnaaloii qualified
lo plead al the bar. 11» undertake«
the public Irlnl of euuaoa lu Ibn au
pcrlnr itturla of the law « » dlatln-
gulabed from un atlonipy or aollrllor
V arious A lp h ab e ts
Th e world'« loligual nlplntbel, the
C h ib »«». I “* over »1.111*1 clmrarlrra.
each reprt enllng not a aouml bill a
ayllable. The Kunakrll olplmbel baa
AU characters. Ihe I'eralun 43, lb «
French 23 and lb « Spanish 27.
C o m bating A voirdupois
•To bant," Ihe bumoroua name for
dieting wllh Ihe purpoae of loalng
weight, originated In lha making nf a
verb from the name "Ranting." Ilanl-
lng wna ihe advocate uf curb a eye
tern, which benra hla name.
O ld a n d Neu» C om bined
Inalde lit» |M‘deatal on which Cleo
palra'a aeedle «landa are aererai Jura
containing Itrlttali mina, a railway
guide, a number of children'« toy«,
coplea of newapapere and a map of
I-ondoo.
U p th e Sleeve
The expr-eiulmi, ''laughing up one'«
aleeve,“ linrka buck lo the lime when
aleevca were cut very full and beany
litugba « » r e deemed bad milliners. So
p»<ipl» literally laughed up llielr
aleevea
M any T rials to K eep S tep
W bul a the uaeT When you're young
they change geography aa fnat rig you
lenrn II. When you gel older, fliey
change Ihe dunce aa fnal aa you l«uru
IL — Birmingham New«
Self A ssertion
Moat of Hi» Imoka designed lo de
rtdnp "perantmll!y” are probably «old
to men who think you ran correct n
trillile Jam by looting your horn.—
Nuwcaatle Courier.
Foolish C h arity
T o Ireitl n poor wrelch wllh a bot-
• I» of lltirgundy, and Dll hla m ult
hoi. la like giving a pair of laced
ruffle« to a man Him hna never a
ablrt on Ida hack. — Brown.
F ish es’ Eyes a Tit-Bit
D ab eyea are conaltlered a table del
icacy In (he Weal Indlea ami boiled
aalinon eyea, which reaemble large
hlueherrlea, are a favorite dlah In rant
era Aala.
B alm fo r H ousew ives
Mirny of Ihe minor trugedlea of lh.>
hnu«»wife ure like a child's pranks,
renlly comical, and cun he seeu so
later.— American Magazine.
The Double Cross
By
A . E. T H O M A S
Copyright, Hy
iK.tlU,
«itti l inn
W. N. U.
TH E
lac.
S TO R Y
Jim StiiliDy; Naw York bust-
naa« man, orilara la Is daak «udl-
phona tnkan lo hla homa, Inland-
log to Dolah hla dictation Uiara
Iloilo Wularman, hla tmrtn.r.
oomaa In. liolb nra In lova wllh
Dorla Colby,
Hlnnlay propose»
loaalna a cola lo dalarmtna wlil'-h
ab«ll Drat prop«»» In Dorla. Wa-
larman wlna. Nina Morgan, Wa-
tariuan'a «aeralary and nilnlra««,
hna ovarbaard hla nonvaraallnn
wllh Hlanlay and raaanla Wa-
terman a plan lo daaarl liar Wa-
laroian eaye ha la pannlla«« and
mue! muka a rich ni«rrl«aa. II*
urgaa Nina lo tail Dorla lhai
HI .inlay baa wronged bar I Nina)
Dorla admit« lo bar falhar hai
lularaal In both MML blit 1» un
able lo darlde which lo marry
Nina tell* Dorla bar alory, »«a ct
ing a prnmlaa that Dorla will
not la|| lha aourra of bar In
formation. Dorla la convinced of
Mtanlejr*e duplicity and la brok-
anhaartad, raallalng that II la
Mauley alia Iowa
Waterman
propoaaa and Dorla acrapla him.
Manley aocapta Iba alluallon.
and aa a wadding praaant glvaa
hla ahara of lha liualnaaa lo Wa-
larman, lla arrange» wllh hla
»• 'iria ry, Prank Wllaon, lo taka
charge of hla olhar bualnaaa In-
taraata. fta la going lo India
Dorla talla Waterman part of
Nina'« atury and ha promlaaa to
"try” to find tha girl. I'reeaad
for payment of a big gambling
debt by Hromllald, Waterman
qulata him 'wlilt nawa of hla en
gagement lo tha wealthy Dorla
Colby.
CHAPTER VII—Continued
"In the drat place to gel the news.
In Ihe second pine« (o have a lltlle
undvralandlng with you."
“ Such as?"
"Much aa (hla. Stunley and I are a
good deal «like lo one respect. We're
lioth of ue tick of liualneaa He's go
ing (o retire, and ra am 1.“
“You're going to leave Ihe office}“
“That's right. Why should I go on
working at a Job I hate now that I'm
going to buve a steady Income?"
Waterman considered. “All right,"
ha said. “ Probably It's Jual aa well.
Thu leas I see of you lo Ihe future ihe
safer It will be for both of us. Now
listen lo this. I taw Mias Colby Hdr
morning. She swallowed your story
last night, but today alie'a not so sure
about It. Kite wants the thing Invesll
gated.“
“ And who's going to do UT"
“1 am.”
Nina laughed.
“Gee." she said,
“you're a w it.“
“ All the tame.“ raid Walermun. “Ihe
sooner yon change your address lbs
bottor.”
••Right," agreed Nina. “ I'm tired of
the Urous anyhow. I'll hunt up nn
apartment tomorrow. And now we've
got to come down to vulgar mercenary
details."
^•ShooL How muchv“
“Dot anything lo write with?"
He detached a silver pencil from tils
walch-chaln and tossed It acroaa the
table. Nina wro'q briefly upon the
back of (he menu card, and dipped It
over to him.
T im ." said her victim as he gnzed
upon Ihe statement. “ You're doing
yourself rather well, aren't you?"
"Aren . you?" anld she.
Stanley left the Grand Central sta
tion Hie following Wednesday after
neon, jou id for Tibet lie snll-'d from
8an Francisco at ten o'clock the fol
lowing M -iu o y morning.
Ue did not see Dorla Colby again.
He called at her house on the Tuea
day before he left N »w York, at an
hour wheti he knew she was almost
always In. IT« was a little surprised
when the butler (old him that she was
not at home.
"I'm aorry not to see hi# Barker.”
he said, “lie sure to tell her that I
shall not have another chance, as I
leave New York tomorrow afternoon
for a long Journey."
Stanley was. on the whole, relieved
Ue had no wish fo see Doris again.
For him the flnnl Interview was bound
to he a painful thing. He could have
no notion that It wonld also have
been painful to her. He wua glad
that he was able to avoid It. From
San Franclaco be sent her a farewell
telegram:
“Good-by," It read, “and all the
good luck In the world to 3otb iny
pals."
America, (liken aa one continent, la
(be only one the shores of which are
wnalietl by Ihe Allantlc, Pacific, Arctic
and Antarctic ocean-t.
That waa on a Monday morning. On
the following Tuesday morning W il
son, running hastily over the pages
of hla morning paper, came upon the
following paragraph:
“ Mr. Alexander Colby of lOsff Fifth
avenne, announces the eugngeinent of
hla daughter, Miss Dorla Colby, to Mr
Rollln Waterman, of 387 Park ave
nue."
C osm opolitan J o u rn a ls
CHAPTER VIII
A m eric a’s D istinction
At Cairo. Kgypt, newapupera arc |
imhllahed In muny langungea. Includ | It ahould have become fairly obvloin
by now that Jim Stanley's conception
;ng Arabic, french, English, Italian
of Hollln Waterman a* simple, direct
Circek. and Armenian
Ingennoua sportsman, hnd mnny points
not consonant with the truth. Water
This Life th e Test
man'* life. In fact, had for go long
Th e mini tvho In lids world ran keep
been filled with twlatlngs and turnings
the whlteneae nf hla soul la nor likely
of vnrloua aorta that for him the
lo Ione II In any other.— Alt rander
shortest distance between two points
Smith.
bad become the devious route nf a
corkscrew.
The Impulsiveness for
which Stanley admired him nod on
account of which he made *o mnny
excuses for him wna wholly on the
surface.
No sooner hnd Jim Stanley sailed
from Snn Francisco Hum Waterman
Infoimcd Doris that Nlnn Morgan hnd
left the office, removed from her for
mer address, and that the private de
teetlvea whom he culled lu hnd been
unable fo trace her.
The Waterman Colby wedding was
what la called a Society event. T I ih I
15-year* surer« In (reeling Rectal and
Is to any. It took plnce In St Barthol
Colon troubles by the Dr. C. J. Dean
omew's church under the sasplces of
NON-SURGICAI. m»tl,nd ctw
»Nrt ut to glvt WRIT I KN AH.
the bishop of the diocese nnd the rec
V l* ^ ,t .H \
S UR AN CK of PII.KH K U M K
tor of tht parish. harmonised hy the
n a ik d « m : rkk undi d .
Sand 10 , 1 .» lo, FRKK Ilkl-eaM
boy choir, beautified by the rltnnl of
1 book tit'«erll>iitg causes amt rrn p -
the church and witnessed hy an as
of t il.»» »llntrnit.
oemhly of [arsons wlm » names were
prominent In the social and business
ilfe nf (be city.
It was witnessed also hy Nina Mor
ru n
fan ««
gun. Sir- Insisted on having a curd
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
N K . T l 'M N K M , O h K i i O N
Lo* Angele» Boy
Needed Help
said, "I ahould like with your permit 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
slon lo sever my connection with the
office at one«.“
“ And why, may I a»k?" Inquired bis
employer.
“ I prefer nof fo go Into that.*
Leroy Young, 111ff
of a din! 11 pure, and though her pres
B r R IN G L A R D N C R
“ Ilut my dear man you know well
Georgia St., I » * An
»nc# was not noted hy any other of
geles, “Is h “regular
the hundreds who wer« In the church, that It will he most Inconvenient for
H m 4 4 4 4 4 » 4 m « 44444
fellow," a c t i v e I n
lJi() g.-,jj,o r .
«lie waa to the bridegroom Hie moat me If you quit like tills. McKone baa
sports, and at the top
t'onspleiioua person liter«. Despite all scarcely been here long enough to
l|,,w •• *• around dlf-
In his clause« at
hla pole», us lie stood al the altar ¡.•an the rope«. In a monili or six ! . * j j '“ 1
lM*rU °* 0,0 ‘■"un,rJr b“ ‘
school.
T o look at
wllh Dorla ut hla side, he fell like a weeka you cun go without Inconver. *en,,t
our «ray Ihe hoy* I. all worried nbout
him now, yon'd think
man who rather expects to he «hot leming m » In H»v least, but now It Blue Hiinduy and «b u t they going to
__he never had a day*»
In the hack at any moment.
Hut will lie a nuisance."
do with themself» when Hie Lord» day sickness but hla mother any«: "When
“ Nevartbeicaa, I feel I must go at
though# Nina's presence was noted hy
ulllunce gets lo woik ou the sleeping Leroy was Jn»t a little fellow, we
no on« Inalde the church, with the once."
‘Terbups you'll teli me your rea beauty* down In Washington and slip* found Ills stomach and bowel» were
distinguished exception of Hie bride
another do*« of bug poison to the hoys weak. He kept suffering from con-
groom, II was distinctly observed hy son?”
"It jon Insist I will, hut I would that still ataggers to their ft. when aHpatlon. Nothing he ate agreed with
one nf Hie numerous Individual« who
the bund plays the land of the fre*. him. He waa fretful, feverish and
crowded the sidewalk outside the rather not,”
A few of the boys take« the propo puny.
SAME PRESCRIPTION
"Insist?
What'a
thl*?—
O
f
coura«
I
dour lo wulth the wedding party aa
sition like a Joke uud suy they won't
"When we atarted giving him Cali
In
a
U
."
It came from Hie church.
HE WROTE IN 1892
"» disapprove, on principle, of the nothing come of It, that the Master fornia Fig Syrup hla condition Im
Frank Wilson wu* not Invited lo
Mlmls thut mukes our laws will knock proved quickly. Hla constipation nnd
the wedding, but he went, none the way in which yoc are running lb La this one for a row of rhubarb. Well
biliousness stopped a re I he has had
le«a, as fur aa he could go without a oiialness.'
Whan Dr. Caldwell atarted to practice
no more trouble of that kind. I have
“
In
whal
particular,
may
I
ask.
If
'•
*
‘®
*ume
thing
In
reganjy
card of admission, and lie wua, to say
medicine, hack in 187A, tha need« for •
to prohibition hut you cau drive your since used California Fig Syrup with
you
will
he
good
enough
to
tell
me?"
laxative ware not aa great aa today.
(lie least. Interested when be aaw
“ Yes sir, I will. There have been flivver up and down Main St. all day him for colds and tipset spells. Ue
People lived normal live», ata plain,
Nina come out. lie hud noted with
long
bow
days
without
getting
aid«
like«
It
becauae
It
tastes
so
good
and
whoieeaae food, and got plenty of trash
surprla« Hie withdrawal of that young In our posaesalon for some lime a
swiped
by
no
beer
truck.
air.
Hut even that early there wars
f
like
It
because
It
helps
him
so
won
woman from the office, but Its ex act large number of shares of the Cana
drastic phyaiea and pum a for the relief
The boy« might «a well get It derfully !“
dian
I'ai-ltlc
Railway
company
belong
significance he could not fathom. This
California Fig Syrup has been the of constipation which Dr. Caldwell did
ing to Mr. John W. Weeks, one of our In their heun that the new luw will
event had occurred before the pub
mot believe were good for human beings.
trusted standby of mothers for over
customers.
The*#
share*
have
been
I
»
through
like
It
was
playing
Yale
Th* prescription for constipation that
llrutlon of the Waterman Colby en
and In a few more wks. old Mr. Mon 30 year*. Lending physicians recom
used
to
ffnahce
the
purchase
by
this
ha used early in his practice, and which
gagement
That announcement hnd
mend
It.
It
la
purely
vegetable
and
day,
that
everybody
use
to
crab
at
he
put in drug store« in Diltt uad>r tha
Interested Wllaon even more keenly Arm of a large Mock of Hie common
name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Papain,
because It meant to go to work, will works with Nature to regulate, tone
In view of the continued absence of »lock of lb i Kustern Oil company *
la a liquid vegetable remedy, intended
be a 2d Xmaa with people wnkelng and strengthen the stomach and
“ Well, what of It?"
Mlsa Morgan, so Hint he made hold
for women, children and elderly people,
up full of xip and slaplng 1 another bowels of children so they get full
“Nothing,
If
you
do
not
see
what
I
one day, shortly after, to ipeak to
aad they need just auch a m ild aaf«
on the back and hollering merry Mon nourishment from their food and
mean.“
bowel stimulant.
Waterman about I t
waste la eliminated In a normal way.
day and many of them.
“
I
do
no
t
You
must
be
more
ex
This prescription has proven its worth
“Ob, yes," said Waterman, “ihe'a
Four
million
bottles
used
a
year
plicit.”
and ia now tha largest sailing liquid
I'ersonly 1 haven’t aaw no draft
gone for good.”
«how»
how
mother*
depend
on
It.
Al
laxatira. It has won the conffilence of
“I think yoo know perfectly well of the statue but they tell me It pro
“ May I ask If you dismissed her?"
people who needed it to get relief from
that no such operation has ever be vide# for everybody to go to church ways look for the word “California"
Inquired Wilson.
headaches,
biliousness, flatulence, indi
on the carton to be sore of getting
“Oh. no," responded Wnterman, fore been carried on In Hila office, at and aa far aa that la conserr.ed why the genuine.
gestion, loss of app-tite and sleep, bad
least not In my time. I think yon they might Just aa well because it
breath, dyapepaia, colds, fevers. At your
“got another Job somewhere. I be
know perfectly well that It Is a thing also provides tbat they wou’t be no
druggist, or «rrit* “ Syrup Pepsin,"
lieve. Glad she's gone. Been getting
Um
that Mr. 8tanley would never bare movies or no ball game or no Sunday
Dept. BB, Monticello. Illinois, fur fre«
a little rarelesa lately.”
trial bottle.
“What did she sue her husband
puper and you can't dance or go ride-
Now Wllaon reflected to himself, aa countenanced.
“Are you done?”
lug or swimlng or picnicking *»r shoot for?”
ho stood on the edge of the crowd
“ Yea. air.”
C
“ Ndnxnpport.”
craps or play card» and etc. with pen
that gathered about the striped awn
“Then let me say this. This la no alty's all the way from 30 days to a
“ I thought she was getting plenty
Ing that led from the portals of 81
longer Mr. Stanley * business. I am couple of minutes In the electric of th a t”
W A N T S Y O U R FLIPS
responsible for the operation to which easy chair.
you object 1 am arconntable to Mr.
Well friends when this come» they’*
» " T * " » t o p -n o ic n p r i c n gor jti y t a r i . r u r
m*rÍE«t b o o m in g . Sond today for prico H it .
Week» for the atock of which yon Ju«t 3 way» th take I t You can pack
have *|«>ken. and I «hall meet my re- your tooth brush and night gown and
l f x È K r D . r ^ S b ì u iz jz z iL 'Z ’um
aponxlblllty.*
move to i'arls or you can stay here
“ Very good, air," retorted Wllaon. and obey the law or break I t Now
W E PAY YOU
■ S P O T C A S H
“Then I take I t It will suit your con wile many books and songs ha» been
venience If I leave on Saturday
wrote about the glory» of gay I'aree
CALIFORNIA
5c
night?"
h r iU la liO o M M m
l » l 3* tur I «o m h a'trul
I seen enough of (l so as 1 would ad
Bays Backache Often Mean* You
¡M>f#Tl[*t««. OuMtlnn# u m r M ir##. Unte ram a
“ Leave at once. If yoo like."
vise my readra to stay here even after
«• auia#. 190 B r a u » » Art#»#. La» Aaaatea. Calli.
Have Not Been Drinking
“ Very good. air. I ahall write yoo the Master M indj passes the next
Enough Water
a letter of which I ahall keei a amendment witch Is comelng after
copy staling In detail my reasons for this one and witch will provide that
T r « « .* Im tUJIXESS. T I A O U a. fXOflUlO NS
Xnroll * 0 7 tlua. Send for lttenalora.
retiring."
yon can’t eat meat or have corn».
When you wake up with backache O R C S O N I N S T I T U T E O f T E C H N O L O G Y
"Aa you please.”
-
As for obeying the law they’« no and dull misery In the kidney region X. M. C. A. Bia«.
So Wllaon retired to the anlte of of-
use obeying the letter unlest you also it may mean yon have been eat
flee» he had already engaged In • , .
, .
...
__. . .
. ...
P A R K E R 'S
ing foods which create adds, says a
neighboring akyacraper for the con- ? * J ,
H A IR B A L S A M
law la to see that everybody has a well-known authority. An excess of
Bíaove»
I
r-.tt H tops H Air Failli
duct of the affairs of Stanley
i rotten time Sunday, yourself inclu auch adds overwork» the kidneys In
R ealoras C olor ao»
Now, when Waterman told Wllaon
B
e
a
u
t,
to
C
# * r « u t F edo« H e ,,
sive. This ain't as easy as it sounds tbelr effort to filter It from the blood
aw. «ad l l at et .iro n is a «
he would hold hlmaelf responalble for
H I fo x (Tifa. W hi, pou-h# TH». N. T,
like,
ao
for
the
benefit
of
my
renders
and
they
become
sort
of
paralysed
and
the aecurltle« left In bl* car« he
F L O R E A T O N S H A M P O O —D eal fo r o u la
meant exactly what he »a id He had I have figured out an Ideal program ioggy. When your kidneys get slug
connection w ith P ark er's H eir Ba eam Make« the
gish and dog yon must relieve them,
h«ir «oft «nd fluffy. «0 cent« by m«il o r «1 drag-
no feeling of dishonesty about It. He for a blue sabbath as follows:
gists,
iliac ox Chem ical Work«« Patchogv«, N . f .
0 A. M. Get up and take a cold like you relieve yoor bowels, remov
wna using Mr. Week»' property for
ing
all
the
body's
urinous
waste,
else
bath.
Shave
with
Ice
water
and
find
hla own purpose*. It t* true, but be
W. N. U., PORTLAND. NO. 44-1928.
you have backache, sick headache,
wonld And a way tc make good when your own clothes.
dizzy
spells;
your
stomach
sours,
7 A. M. Breakfast. Burnt toast with
the lime came to do It. He found
A ctiv e C ig ar B u tt
tongue Is coated and when the weath
hlmaelf for the moment In ooe of hla any good coffee substitute.
When a lighted cigar butt was
er Is bad yon have rheumatic twinges.
7 :30 to # A. M Don’t smoke.
tight
corner«,
and
be
waa
merely
hot"
“ All th# Sams,” Said Watarman, “tha
tossed out of an eight story window
9 A.M. to 1 D. M. Sabbath school The urine Is cloudy, full of sediment,
Sooner You Change Your Addrasa rowing the 0. I*, atock to help him
In a Pittsburgh building It first struck
channels often get sore, water s c a ^
out of that corner. He had been tn ' and church.
tha Batter.“
2 I*. M. Have duck for dinner to and you are obliged to seek relief two an awning over a sixth floor window.
many tlgtii corner« before now— per
From there It bounced to a fifth floor
Bartholomew's to Hie curbing, and haps not a« tight as thla one— bat he witch Is Invited a man that was in or three times during the night.
Either consult a good, reliable phy awning, thence to a second floor awn
noted the exit of Nina amid the had always found ■ way out. and he the war and his wife and 4 kiddies.
ing and to the ground, leaving enough
sician at once or get from your phar
throng of wedding guests— knowing would find a way out now Mr. Weeks Ask the man about the war.
ash to set fire to each one of the
macist
about
four
ounces
of
Jad
3
to
5
P.
M.
Keep
asking
the
man
that the entrance to the church had would not lose anything, and In the
Salts; take a tablespoonful In a glass three draplngs.
>ecn strictly by card — he reflected meantime would have assisted him. about the war. No smoking.
of «-ater before breakfast for a few
5 P. M. Vespers
that the weddings of Wall Street Inv luntarlly to he sure, to escape
C old N eed C ause
6 to 7:30 P. M. T r y and call up days and your kidneys may then act
business men are not commonly at from thlt new dilemma.
As a husband Waterman was at flra? somebody that has got a new number. fine. This famous salts Is made from
tended by secretaries who have been
N o In convenience
the acid of grapes and lemon Juice,
7:30 to 9 P. M. Church.
“getting careless lately,” and whose not unsuccessful. He devoted himself
Singers can't always keep from
combined
with
lithla,
and
has
been
9 P. M. to bedtime. Talk nice about
employers are glad to ace (hem leuve to pleasing his wife with an assiduity
catching cold, but they ran get the
used for years to help clean and stim
which, considering his Innate selfish everybody.
the office.
best of any cold In a few hoars— and
Th e wedding Journey wna brief, be ness, waa extraordinary. But there
As for the boys that wants to evade ulate sluggish kidneys, also to neu so ran you. Get Pape's Cold Compound
ing limited lo six n-eeks at I'alm came a time, some alx month* after the law. the 1st place they can't be tralize acids In the system, so they no that comes In pleasunt-tasting tablets,
Beach, on account, said the society hi* marriage, when hla financial per ton careful as the penaltys is going longer Irritate, thus often relieving one of which w ill break up a cold so
paragraphs, of the extensive business plexities became so great that he had to be mighty stiff like for in.it. 8 yrs. bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is Inexpensive, cannot in quickly you'll be astonished.— Adv.
Interests of the bridegroom. These no longer attempted to conceal them If you are caught laughing unlest Its
business Interests were prartlrally In from his wife. In fact, with some pre at 1 of the ministers gags or some jure and makes a delightful, efferves
L atest
the hands of Wllmio during these six meditation. he allowed her to gueaa funny crack In the colic for the day. cent litbia-water drink. Drink lots of
good water.
them.
"John, don't you know you ought
week*; Hint la to any they were man
But for the boys who Is willing to ;
"What'a the matter. Rollln?" shs take a chance I have got up a serious j
not to snooze on the beach with your
aged precisely as Stanley would hnve
A man may not be a political lead mouth open?”
managed them had he been there. said to him one night when they had of substitutes for the different crimes
“ All wrong aguln.
Sun bath for
L'pon Watertnnn-'a return he tried to returned to their Dark avenue apart like motoring etc., tbat can be pulled er, but If he doesn't vote he Isn't
the tonsils.”
replace Wilson as promptly as pos ment after a dinner party. “ You seem off without no fear of detecUon un even a good follower.
sible. but the men whom he tried out awfully down."
lest the people you play with and in-
“Oh. nothing much," he answered.
aa Wilson's successors turned out to
vlte Into your home la a wolf In 1
"I
know
better.
Anything
wrong
in
he somewhat unsatisfactory, ever hy
j cheap dothelng.
Waterman'* not altogether elevated business?"
Moturing.— Every time yon get j
"Well, the fact I a I've got Into a
standards. Consequently Wilson held
home from church run out to the I
deal which looked awfully good and
on.
garage and change tires.
Now (hat hla word was law In Ihe does yet But It’a broadened out *o
Cards, craps and etc.— Set In church
much
that
I
find
I
haven't
quite
the
business. Waterman began to allow
with a pal and bet on any of the
capital
to
swing
IL
If
I
had
II
would
hla Instincts free play. Al heart a
following propositions. 1. The next gal
gambler. It was not long before he he all nnd more than I had hoped, but that comes In will be a blonde. The
had pretty thoroughly Identified the If I can't get It, I shall have ot sacri { odds against this is about 2 to 1 un
Interest» f Hie business with his own fice everything that I’ve put Into I t ” i lest It's a ski Jumper's church. 2.
“ How much do you need?"
peraonsi commitments in the Street,
Will the text be from the odd or even
"Well, forty thousand dollars would
n thing which hsd been impossible ss
number chapter. 3. Who will cough
see
me
through."
long as Stanley had remained at the
next a man or s woman.
"I-et me do It."
helm. It la true that In those days
Surf Bathsing.— Fill the hath tub
"No. really. I don’t want to drag yoo !
Waterman had ma-nged to Involve
Into my business affaire."
with water and pour Vi bbl. of salt
himself In various speculative enter
"But I Insist Besides, It’s only « : in IL Then you and the wife and
prises which turned out badly, but
temporary loan. It Isn’t as If 1 wer* kiddles put on a batheing suit and
they remained Ids own. The position
saying good-by to the money. This
in- You duck them and they
of (Be Arm was In no wny affected by
will ace you through, you say, and ! squeal.
them. Now ' wa different
turn a losing venture Into a profitable
Picnic.— rut your dinner In a bas-
Wllaon hcc: ventured to (lie various
ket along with some hngs and dirt.
respectful protests from time to time one. That's simple."
Sprtnckle the dining rra. floor with
"W ell.” he said feebly, and her check
aa he toD d the course which events
leaves and sand burrs and set down
came
to
him
next
day.
were taking Ills objections hnd been
What Waterman didn’t tell Doris and eaL
waved aside— pleasantly at first, hut
Movie*.— Put out the lights and
was the fact that the forty thousand
Anally In a way which silence«, him.
dollars was needed to replac the shut the window curtains. Hnrtg a
“ Wilson, said Waterman, on the
Canadian Pacific stock which belonged sheet nt one end of the rm. and set
occasion of his Inst protest, “ I have
to Mr. Weeks who had suddenly, and and chew gum.
Remember a l the things people used to do for headaches? Today,
kept you In the office to assist me.
Baseball.— Set on the Ironing board
wllh entire luck of consideration, de
the
accepted treatment is Bayer Aspirin. It gets action t Quick,
not advise me. If you're content with
and keep hollering, “That a boy.”
munded the possession of his property
this arrangement, I shall he glad to
complete relief—and no harm done. No after effects; no effect on
Funny Papers.— Your wife gets In
This he received, thanks to Doris
hnve you stay until I can -eplnce
the heart; nothing in a Bayer tablet could hurt anyone. (Your
bed and you pretend like its 2 A. M.
check. Waterman met hit responsl
you. If not you had better go at
hlllty to Weeks, as he had assured and you are Just getting home. She
doctor
will verify this.) For any sort of headache, neuralgic pains,
one*.”
says where have you been. You say
Wilson that he would. But his dlffl
rheumatism j'ust try Bayer Aspirin. Taken soon enough, it can
Wilson accepted the rebuff and
cullies with reference to the Eastern you been to a lodge meeting. She
head-off the pain altogether; even those pains many women have
stayed. He thought vaguely Hint pos
Oil deal remained as great as before. breaks off a bed post and hits you
alhly Ms continued presence might In
thought must be endured. At all druggists.
This was a fair example of the rort
over the head with It. You say “Bam."
some way be useful to the absent
Asplrf« is th» trad# mark of Bayer Manufacture
of thing that now became frequent In
Golf.— Hide a couple of halls X Sun
Stanley. But there cl.me a time when
of Moooecot icactdeater of Salleyllcactd
the Waterman household. Waterman day and look for them the next.
he felt that merely from the stand
(id by th« Bell Syndicate. Inc.>
was too clever ever to ask his wife
point of self protection he mnst get for money, but the time came when
out. That moment came when he the technique which he employed In
Lonely M an
realised that Waterman'* business the Week* matter grew a little thread
If he has no faults what doe* the
foolhardiness hnd become something bare.
poor fellow do for congenial com
worse. He dlscoveret that aecurltlea
It « III have been obeerved that
belonging ,o customers, and left In Doris wus no fool. She admired her panions?— Toledo Blade.
rare of the Arm for safekeeping.- had husband. 8he had an affection for
been hypothecated hy Waterman as him. If he did not thrill her as she
N ot Visible to A ll
collateral for certain speculative ven
The north or pole star ts visible
hnd hoped nnd ex[«-cted. she wns not
(tires of his own. This did not shook unrensomihle
Stic M L It Is true, a from tire earth only In the Northern
him. for hy this time he thoroughly vague disappointment hut rhe brought hemisphere. To people living north
understood Waterman’s character-
her common sense to hear She said of the equatot the pole star never seta
hut It surprised him
For Hie risks tn herself that her nito«iirir Ideals Person* any considerable distance j
of this sort of thing were so great so hnd perhaps been based loo much «tilth of the equator cannot see the
f o r A lly y e a r«
pregnant with disaster. Hint ne had upon her youthful fancy that per
north star
not thought the man would hare ns
haps there wa* really no such thlm-
T h e S o a p t o rlra H M e , p u r i f y a n d b e a u t i f y
s imed them However, there It was
out «Id» Hie world ot titlry tab** am
• N am ed for D iscoverer
T h e O i u t u i e n t t o e o f t e u , n o o th e a n d h e a t
Wilson mad* tip his mind that It «-ns dreams At «11 events she c-mbl autk,
The l'ilio- May lo-iiiiiaiila in New
A world famous and dependable treatment for the sk i« and 1-air
high time to he gone
t » o n t | i a r d l v » sucres,- .,f tie. m a r r ia g e
w h s niitntMl fo r h M u lc h s a i l o r
So one morning he entered Water
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l u l l . n r « MhArtteg H llrk f V .
man’s private offh-e and took the hull • briltii u
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