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About The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1928)
n u -: m im n i .. t i iw k ii . o iik u o n Insane Asylum Bums; Thirteen Missing * * * * * * * * **# ********# *★ *# # « Gary Cooper ih * S I S M T O M «* \ f E-OW, me-ow, me-ow, we're the lucky c a ts !" And one night, when the cat« all met on an old back fence near a de serted ferry bouse, they sang this to n g : Mo-ow, me-ow, me-ow, Wo'ro coins to tell you how Wo'ro given tho bent of things to oat. The most delicious kind of meat. W e don't need the garbage tins. W e don’t have to be nervous as pins For fear the people will run us out O f the garbage tins that are round about! We don't notice the gurbage tins much. W e re above the food In such! We're cats of ths water-front, eats you'd think poor. But you don’t know o f the morning tour Made by a lady around these parts. She knows how to make happy cat hearts! We may look dirty, but we're well fed This we have already said. When the Cats Met on an Old Back Yard Fence. But oh. I fe wonderful If you're a poor forlorn cat T o think there le some one who thinks about that. And who thinks of ths things that cats like to eat. And who gives them each da; a regu lar treat. Just because we b ar* no money, And Just because we look rather funny le no reason why she snubs us and passes us by. No, she likes those who do not In lux ury lie! Me-ow. me-ow, me-ow, we're the lucky cats! Now the cat« sang this song every night, or at least almost every night and happy they were. They lived in a city, a city which is I situated hy the sea, and right near the harbor, which lends out to the sea. wiis the water front, where those cats made their home. It was poor In these part«— very poor, liidoed. The cat* looked forlorn, for their fur was dirty and not well-cared for, and they were untidy aud rather un attractive looking. They would dart this way and that and keep out o f the way o f rough creatures who might ho wandering about, not caring for cats. llut fo r the moat part they wore pretty well left alone, except some times when they had children play with them, who petted them and who made friends with them. Hut though these cats looked so shabby and lived In such a shabby part o f the town, they were Tory happy. True, they had adventure* and narrow escapes, and they looked at garbage once In a while to be sure they didn't miss anything. The garbage tins weren't even very Interesting In this part o f the town. But, as they said in their song, they didn't need garbage tins. For every morning, very, very early, an old woman walked along the water front o f this city, carrying a big pa per bag. And following her and meeting and greeting her were many, many alley cats. For In the big bag were always goodies for these old water-front cals. They bad liver for breakfast and. oh, so much else that was g ood ! Especial ly did these poor old cats enjoy the delicious liver. Often In the daytime people would say bow sorry they felt If they hap pened to be In that neighborhood and saw all the queer-looking oata about— dirty cats, cats without much ambi tion, It would seem. But every morn ing they got their wonderful meals, and they were happy and keenly alive to the Joys o f this world— especially the Joy It was when liver and their tummies m e t!" And the old woman, the cats' be loved lady 7 She still, each day, feeds these cats generously, plentifully. She wears an old shawl, a hat that Is old. and worn-down shoes, a faded, shabby skirt. And after she has fed the cats she goes to clean out office buildings which Is her Job. But to the cats she Is wonderfully magnificent. And this Is a true story. (CoDTrlxht.) >OOtKHXKH>0<iOOOOOOOOC<KKH»0 CTH E W H Y o f S U P E R S T IT IO N S H. hmi M THE WATER FRONT CATS By *****«**# *# *****# *»*** IR V 1 N Q K I N Q ---------------------------- S I F o r M ed itatio n I oooooo l By L E O N A R D A . B A R R E T T - | y Kw eoewowoooeeoooqoooew FUNERAL PROCESSIONS PURPOSE people today are deterred URPOSE governs M ORE from passing through a funeral P trols character. procession by the superstition that It brings “ bad luck"—possibly death. Frequently, when In a crowded city street the carriages o f a funeral pro cession become so separated that there is ample space and time to cross be tween them, numbers o f people may be seen waiting on the sidewalk until the whole procession shall have passed, restrained only by the old supersti tion. And many a man who would emphatically deny that he “ took any stock” In the superstition, and was kept from crossing only by a sense of decency, would, nevertheless, upon finding that he had Inadvertantly passed through a funeral processlou. feel a sense o f uneasiness. This sui>ersUUon is ancient enough and survives from the classic days of Greece and Rome when the funeral procession wag a sacred rite with a prescribed ritual to disturb which was an act o f sacrilege, an offense against the gods which they would not fail to avenge. For while the break which now sometimes occurs In the line of carriages or mutor cars In a modem funeral procession In a city street may afford a chance to pass through without offending, even sgainst pro priety, one o f the compact, well or ganized funeral processions o f the Grecians or Romans could not be passed through without disorganizing It and thus offending the immortal gods. It is a survival from the days o f "the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rom e" that makes a man today regard It as "bad luck” to pass through a funeral pro cession. i(c, by McClure Newspaper Syndlcats.) ------- o-------- T H E R K Is nothing that has ever taken the place i l Bayer Aspirin as an antidote lor pain. Sale, or physi cians wouldn't use it, ami rndntia ill use by others. Sure, or several mil lion users would have turned to some thing else. But get real llavrr Aspitin (at any drugstore) with Bayer on tha boa. and the word gm um r printed in red: Gary Cooper, fsatured motion pic ture player, was born In Hslena, Mont. He will be remembered as having had leading parte In "T h e W in ning of Barbara W orth." “ Nevada." "Beau Sabreur," and other popular productions. Previous to entering the "m ovies’* he was a cowboy, attended college, then worked as a newspaper cartoonist. ----------- O----------- Admtnlstratlon building of thè (.'entrai Itospltal for thè Insane ut Nashville, Tctin . after thè m e n i lire flint swept through thè Insinuilo». More timi) a thousaud Inaia tea were relensed lo tu ' e thè tu from thè dame« and thtrteen were mlsslng. g i v l r l . Is th« trad* mark o r a « v « r U t n u f B * i« r « — « » U oa o tca tlc a fltd ea fa c o f • • H t f l l t t f l * Youths Touring Europe by Sea and Land One Secret of Beauty Uncommon Sense jjk I» Foot Comfort I lf ' -■*' • ' FrrqurntiT you tirar |«ni»!t p«jr, My irrt i* r*t>lrr win ter and •unitnt r witrti I put on rubbers or heavier toot- By John Bldke w e «r witnesses at a recent trial In New York came from a city In the Middle West. He was immensely proud o f his city and wanted everybody to know It. “ It's the best city In the world to live In." he volunteered for the edifi cation o f the crowded courtroom. “ And It's growing faster every hour." The city to which he referred Is In no way unusuaL It Is an ordinary middle western city — attractive In some respects and less attractive In others. Yet this native son—like many others— described It as the best resi dential city In the world. H e did not specify In what way this ordinary city surpassed all the other communities o f the globe as a place o f residence, lie would probably have been at a loss to answer if he had been asked to do so. But that city was his home. That was enough fo r him. Merely because he lived there he considered that city superior to San Francisco, N ew York, Paris, Vienna or Constantinople. And the fact that It was growing so fast was another point in its favor. • • • • • • • o f the O NE Important Us« !•*•( hath del Ji « 1*4 ' u I n u .st I» > r . t and •Inks luto Ih* i l i ' « « thlé i'tir, |MtW(l«r. __ full dir*« tkn-'ü' i 1 n*t r * k*t:» »h l I I **•!-£«•• " » k • I'"** •«**»! Ir r e Ad.tr*««, Alton * F«e4- f« * * . I » * • » . »• f . I « ■ rinrh. I'M A l l « * ’« loo t 14M For Foot Rot in Sheep and Foul* in Hoofs of Cattle M A N F O K D 'S IIAIJSAM O F M YM M II IU ,, I « i m lo ik il M . u All <wkn. This photograph shows the arrival nt Florence, Italy, of three young men who nre (linking n tour o f Europe by •ea ami land In the queer contraption seen In the picture. They had already traveled more thin 13,000 mile». TALL TRUCK LADDER New York to Vancouver by Motor Boat You wilt always find tho.* who think they know your dut; better than you know I t — Emerson. Oregon & California Directory S C H O O L FO R M EN ltom—4 Im »M INUS. T*ADIS «. FtOFUSNMS »urat! I any U «» * onsoos (tend f»>' !ll* r « lu r e IN S T IT U T S Of I.H .l. A T S C M N O lO « Y r»r< b M > a .O e Hotel Roosevelt O n * -/ P O K T I A N O 'S A ll r o o m « h « r « o r »u b , I //*#•/« » 'u p M llf t O O f. U t W P a r « tob Coffee Ht»u|». l u t a r « «>i H O TEL W ILT S H IR E, San Francisco Mû HU* 4««'»s wi Was the city growing better or more beautiful? W ell, It was growing bigger. W ere its people becoming wiser or nobler? Well, they were Increasing In number. A ll the narrow provincialism o f his tory seemed reflected in this man's un reasoning pride In his city. Because he was associated with that city and with the people In tt the place was necessarily superior to any other place on earth. Could any amount o f argument make him admit that his city was not the finest in the world? Probably not. You might make him concede that Nice has a better climate, that Rome has better buildings, that New York. London or Paris have as charming residents. But he would still doggedly insist that his little metropolis was superior to all others. life. Motive con It Is a burning purpose which fires the imagination and enthusiasm and arouses into ac tion ones best powers. Call the roll o f young men whose lives Inspired by a burning purpose ushered in new eras o f thought and exg-erience. At fourteen years o f age Handle plays at a public concert. The masterpieces o f tine art were begun in the Sistine chapel Michaelangelo when a boy o f seventeen. Thanatopsls was writ ten by Bry mi at nineteen. A lfred was crowned kin« o f England when be was twenty-one. At twenty-three Rob ert Browning wrote Paracelsus. At twenty-four John Raskin bad com pleted bis five volumes o f Modem For aces men have Insisted that Painters. The history o f Europe took \ their family, their tribe, their village a new departure at the victories of or their country surpassed all others— Napoleon when only twenty-eight merely because they were a part of years o f age. Schubert died at thirty- the whole. one. At nineteen George Washington This attitude has led to countless served In an honored place In the wars In tb i past. It will doubtless American army. lead to more In the future. The best work In the world can One tribe or one nation feels that tt never be paid for. “ Examine," said Is superior to all others, and thereupon John Ruskln In his Modem Painters, sets about converting Its rivals to Its "the work j f your spiritual teachers, own way o f thlnklDg. Nearly always, and you will find the statistical law the Imagined superiority Ls nonexist respecting them Is, ‘the less pay the ent. better work.' For ten pounds you have It may aeem a long step from the a Paradise Lost, and for a plate o f blind enthusiasm o f a native son to figs a Durer drawing. Kepler discovers the overweening arrogance o f a mon the laws o f the orbs o f heaveD and Is arch. But there Is a certain unreason paid by starvation.” There must be a ing prejudice that Is common to both. higher motive In service than the fee f C o p y r ig h ts ----------- o ----------- to be received. History Is not concerned with re cording the names o f millionaires but Is earnestly zealous that such names as Ruskln, Browning. Kepler. Handle, Schubert, Michaelangelo, and many others shall not be forgotten. Why? Because o f the contributions they mnde to their age due to the self ex pression o f a burning life purpose. We may not possess great talent but every pers>n can give to the world the Influence o f that Indestructible thing called character, Into which we have put a high and burning life pur pose. <£). 1929, Western Newspaper Colon.) th ru or Iteti 1 r u m o * » toy «I m « « l»y frrt (hilt . *1 . ky »I d «•? n IM JT l *•« [ Mein * rt tl»t*»"gl» " !•» o L 'tun. t t» H ’ '• » W u.o AHra sIwt R em I« LOYALTY OR PREJUD1CE7 n r » r I tii. n II A HUT lin t I » M«i *«* r d a t i s i 2M I O u ts id e rv<* tua « I ' l l I msi H. 80 * I a A'SO «• • u b i« , U u rt D-.-U4* ss ih tati h H * » • ! « . • r ' • d o u b t « , Ü N Q U fft a t« » . ' . U o '.e u . I M I U S I» V . M u tn lA lIlt A ) F A U N D IG M O N K Y . hi e*ta wue# w • ««W W W i* * r t iin g !*•» - dltlnu M v iir «! L « r l u r t « » » f i l ) i tfc o U a g *« W r il« for catalog M A I S T D ftY IT K M OF C O L L IO K » J0I lw «M t4 K i m I Posttaml. 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I never beard language like it In my l i f e !" "F lorenz Zlegfeld states nudity will pass from the stage,” says Flapper Flo, "and he probably Is right for al ready I have noted some of It In the audiences.” On the steps o f the New York state rapllol III Albany, shown above, Cov. Alfred E. Smith will he formally notified, the evening of August 22, that he Is the Presidential nominee of the Demoerntlc party. Moat Itev. Cosmo Gordon Lang, for mer archbishop o f York, who has b?en made archbishop o f Canterbury anil primate o f the Churrh o f England to succeed Archbishop Davidson who re signed. Business Training Pays Lavt year 1000 in c en p lace W h en w e p la c e d m o re th a n g o o d p ositio n s. W e y o u w h e n c o m p e te n t. w i l l y o u he read y? ¿lend far Siueits C atalog MANY A TIME HE HAD some other place, I think.” D. C.— “ Many a time I had.” S. B.— '“ Had what?” D. 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