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THF GIRLHOOD TO MOTHERHOOD J i Feu>,», L it t le # île s Iowa Woman Found Lydia E. Pink barn’s VegeUbl« C ot» pound Always Helpful Vinton. low s.—“ When I was ssrse- teen years old 1 bad to stay st homo frum school I finally had to quit school. 1 *1 1 so weak, I suffered for about two years be fore I took I ' dla B. l’ lnkham s Wire- table C o m p o u n d , then 1 picked up one of your books and real It. I be gan taking the medi cine Now I am a housekeeper w i t h six children, and I have taken It before each one whs born. I can not tell you all the good I ba r» ra ce I red front It. When 1 am not as well as can be 1 take It 1 hare been doing this for over thirteen years and it al ways helps me. I read all o f your little books I can get and 1 tell everyone I know what the Vegetable Compound does for me.”— Mas. F rank Sn in n . 610 ?th Avenue, Vinton, Iowa. Many girls tn the fourth generation are learning through their own per sonal experiences the beneficial effects o f Lydia E Ptnkham's Vegetable Com pound. Mothers who took it when they were young are glad to recommend It to their daughters For over half a century women hare praised this reliable medicine. OREGON HATS FOR THE SOCIAL WHIRL; W HAT’S WHAT IN EUR COATS FOR IDENTIFICATION "W hy the hat with the tall feather. Georgette?” asked the girl chum. Tricot In**. "That feather must be st lesst two feet high.” "Our class of 07 girls Is going to have a group photograph taken." "I still don’t understand that trick feather." “ Well. If 1 chip In. I want to he able to pick myself o u t" Tame Came "Been on a hunting trip, e h ! Did you hag anythin?" “ Oh. I got some ducks." "H uh! 1*11 bet you didn't shoot c m : bought ’em. most likely." "I did both. I'nfortunately, Just as I was putting them in my bag. the farm*?* who owned them came along.” MUST BE HIS WIFE COLDS Grippe and Fla A n y cold d may end in grippe or flu. lpt action. Take HILI HILL'S at Take > prompt once. HILL’S breaks a cold in 24 hours. Because it does the four necessary things at once: Stops the cold, checks the fever, opens the bowels, tones en tire system. Colds rarely develop if HILL'S ts on hand to check them st tte wait. atop quick hr when HILL S <n taken later, £ ev aaiel Get HILL'S ta the red box. X) cents. C a s e s rm - B r o m i d e - Q u in in e T l 'R N I R . "What were all those men looking at me for, did you see anything funny?" “ Didn't notice anything funny, dear. 1 wasn't looking at you.” Three Boy» No Boy dad u s t t o s a y : “One boy's a boy. T w o b o y s a r e half a b o y . A n d t h r e e b o y s a r e no b o y My I f i t is k ssdsN w iy embroiders i la t ideh oo'on«. if a la of metsHIca sad brocade, If It Is a sparkle with rhine stones or resplendent ornament. If It looks sort of festive like wlih some Group of Pretty Nats. thing delightfully frivolous about It. then It is Just the hat that fashion would have you wear ns you dine and yard, comes the spectacular and ths bizarre In furs which fashionable wom dance In the midwinter social whirl. It is Interesting to note that the en are wearing this winter. When the animal kingdom falls to cloche has made Its reappearance among late winter styles. What's supply more and more of novelty, more, the cloche Is conspicuously pres { man's Ingenuity steps In, working a magic of transformation with stenc'l, ent among advance models which blot with dye and through other us artful o f spring style tremi*. The dance hats in this Illustrati.>n wayc. To capture the fancy of the woman include three cloches, which is rallier significant considering we have been of today, a coat must be Individual wearing the briinless types almost to not only us to (lie fur o f which It la made, hut In munner o f Its styling as the exclusion o f others. That the midwinter dine and dance welL Three contrasting coats which hats are making a liberal use o f metal define "what's what" among lending lica and especially gold lace Is told at fur styles are presented In this Ulus- a glance by the accompanying Illus trutlon. The strl|>ed effect to the left tration. For the tiara, which graces displays the cleverness of the dyer's a t a lL ” Pippa Passe» TELL YOUR FRIENDS What You Know about B E LL-A N S fo r Indigestion 6 B ell - a n s H ot w a te r S u r e Relief ELL-ANS First Girl—And he said my face was a perfect poem. Second Girl—So It D. dear—It’s like one o f Browning's. “ Browning! Why Browning?" “ Because some of the lines are so deep." Needed Her "Tm so glad to meet yonr husband again.” she said. "H e once made an Impassioned plea for my hand." “ I don't believe It," the other wom an replied. “ Believe It or not, as you please. Its had fallen into a manhole.” LIKE CALISTHENICS F O R IN D IG E S T IO N 254 AND 7 5 t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE For Piles, Corns Bunions,Chilblains,etc. Try Hanford’» Balsam of Myrrh ir iW M •• tint botti* if Mt s If the statistics favor your side you believe them ; If not, you quote what Mark Twain said. A set of resolutions adopted at a mass meeting are not so greatly alarming except to a politician Mothers, Keep Your Health Up to Par San Bernardino, Calif. — “ Dr. Pierces F'arorlte Prescription Is auch a help In motherhood. I am amaied that every woman doee not take It during ex pectancy. Before my first child came I suffered with a . continuous pain In \ m y left side. Dr. P i e r e e'i Favorite Prescription strengthened m e and ! had a fine healthy child, with out the pains that most women suf fer. Also m> strength returned rap Idly afterwards. Dr. Pierce s Favor- Ite Prescription Is a tonic and ervlne worthy of the highest praise.” -Mrs. Mary J. Queen. *51 E 4th St All dealers. Large bottlea, liquid *1 *5 Tablets *1.86 end 85c. “ If all women were made to talk the sign language we wouldn't bear so much of their wagging toDgues." "That would never do I They'd all have broken arms." Fickle Dame Fortune 4 fickle Jade, Game Fortune; for We never know by half If abe Is smiling on us or la giving us the laugh. There’» a Way She (to young man caller)—I won der If you noticed In the paper that some people were poisoned through eating chocolates? Mr. Close— Yes, I did—w?<y? She— Oh, nothing. I was Just think ing how very safe we are. Standardization Store Detective—I'm suspicious of that woman, she seems furtive. Floorwalker— Well, keep your eye on the furs, then. Prepared L E O N A R D EAR OIL J* !*¿3D P r ic e d . 2 5 1 w . ra u n M/III Druggists about Husband—I see the women are go ing to wear medieval costumes at the dance next week. What are you going to wear, my dear? Wife (slgnlfbnntly)—My medieval hat.—Tit Bits A Golden Opportunity NOI O O S m i'o n RtautST. l O U onard I nc Court Officer—Do you swear to tell 1 the truth, the whole truth— Fair Witness—It will be perfectly | lovely, if you really have time to 11» ten. No Pott Mortem» DP. STAFFORD’S R s I mít *» congestion boars* coughing Taken Inter nallr fo r Ir.flamed membranes o f throat and bronchia] tubes Lady of the House—I’ll give you -mmrihlng to eat If you'll chop that I wood. Flivver Gypsy—Pardon, lady, but j I’ m a tree doctor, arid It's against the rules of me profession to hold nutop «lea. Even Neckwear W. N. U., PORTLANO, NO. 2 1928 ervu m e owe A bout- A 1**11 avudk'Sls. Soil In a forested area absorbs more water and holds It longer than noil in an open area unprotected by vegetation. H I L L ’S T R I lU J N K . "And the tie fot the little i,.,t madam: would you like a long tie?' “ Yea. yery long; he grow* out ol •ting* an nuloklv " An -de. Sams Stunning Furs. the black satin hat shown first In this group, the designer uses a superb gold mesh, bringing It down to ont side In a graceful drape. It Is gold lace which Is stretched so taut over the crown of the cloche shown to the right al the top. The wee brim la o f gold cloth and there are two round balls o f filigree gold holding the drape In poaltlon. The center hat, also a cloche. Inter works colorful metal ribbon with gold brocade. The arrow head ornament la encrusted with stones o f emerald hue. The oriental looking toque to the left below Is fashioned entirely of tls- sue-llke gold cloth, the drape which spans the crown coming down so gracefully over each ear being of self same fabric. Another cloche concludes the group of chic mldseaaon millinery. The top crown la o f gold brocade ribbon, which contrasts effectively with the satin which forms side crown and brim and the little fall of lace over the eyes Be sure to take notlee of the veil, for laee drops and eyebrow veils are fash Ion's particular hobby Just now. The fur coat situation Is largely expressed In one word—novelty. 1-eopard spots, tiger stripes, »[Kitted calf, shaved lamb, from jungle to barn art. The beige broadtail coat trimmed with fo i centered In the group, to gether with others o f Ita type Is scor ing a tremendous success this season. To the younger generation spotted calfskin coats such as pictured In this group are proving of Irresistible ap peal. An outstanding attraction In coat* of the character o f the models In this Illustration, is their lightness of weight. Heretofore a fur coat was looked upon as seasonable for only a few months of the year. However, the furrier has managed to overcome this disadvantage, by giving to the fur coat t*ie suppleness, the lightness of weight which hut heretofore been ascribed to the cloth coat. Especially are the nov elty fur coats so fashioned as to he a sure protection against severe cold, at the same time possessing a lightness of weight and daintiness o f color. It Is just such furs as shaved lamb, spotted calf, caracul and fine astra khan, which are finding their way Into the mode not only for northern wear about town during mldsonson and early spring days, but their type Is being worn over thin frocks by women on unexpected root days which may he encountered at southern and coast line winter resorts. JULIA BOTTOM LEY. (& 1131. Wsstsro Nswapspsr Union.) Gay Little Birds Richer Than Ever Parrots, the size of humming birds. In plumage o f yellow, henna and Mediterranean blue, perch on long pins, ready to find a resting place on some little black hat or soft sports ’e lt They are made of real feathers tnd have saucy bills o f Chinese red. Flattering Hat* Bpnnlsh shawls are still holding their own and have caught the glitter o f metal cloth so popular this sea son. They are keeping their soft silk foundations with long feathery fringes, hut wide hands o f gold and silver cloth hind the filmy edges In rich heaviness and give a feeling o f the harem as well as the tango. Ear flaps o f fur or feathers, flanges of soft velvet, back bows or squashy halters' plurii— these are some o f the fluttering notes of new hats. Velvet purses In beige, rose, bine, white and black liuve made thrfr ap pearance. w Nil The trull of blood starting early lu history, and continuing up to the pree cut time was »bed by unwilling sol tiler»; the ware would mwer hate I hvu fought but for politicians. The people do uot tight among tin uovlves; they are. Instead, helpful to each Other. They would not o f themselves enlist In great aruilea to fight uu necessary bailies. The people ho Hove In humdrum peace, hut since time began, leaders have fought peace, economy, common sense. Leaders do not prosper when there Is peace; they pro.-per most wlicu tlicrv Is disturb »nee of one klud and another. Ureal quarrels result In grout heroes, and expense and destruction for the masses. Our public policies are war cries; our public principles profes slonul. Few public uieu are half honest. # • # I was aide to rend before stnrtlng to acliotd. I suppose the first hook I was fninillur with was the llilile, from hearing It read three times u day be fore family prayers, but have never ■vail It through. I am nuuewhut fa miliar with die Bible from referring to It, hut my knowledge o f It comes mainly from hearing It (nlkod about. My middle name, Watson, tame from the author o f " Watsoa'e footm en tnrles," which I recall us early as I do the Itllde; and for more than sixty years, listening to commentaries tm Hie Bible, lias been my fate. • • • I hear o f treiueuduua outrages s everywhere except lu my owu environ ment. An old man told mo loduy he has not locked hie doors In forty years, amt has never been robbed. Outrages are great exceptions; I j hare almost uever encountered one. The main fault lu uiy neighborhood Is slilftlessnesa; no one gets along a» well as he might, <T takes advantage o f ahundnnl up|HirvuultJea. All of u* eat too much; I know of no oue who Is hungry; the washerwoman of the neighborhood owns an automobile. We have many little faults, but few great ones We are all looking for : "fun." and not finding It. und wasting ! money we should snvx*. but I know of few real outrages. # * • A rogue Is nearly ulwaya a dead bout; most rogues begin their careers by buying on credit, with no Intention of piiying. And how (lie number of dead beuts Is Increasing I Legitimate business Is In despair everywhere be enu-v o f them. * # # A man always sows bis money with Ids wild outs. # * • A certain town has a widespread reputation for dullness. I lately drove ulrnut It* streets, and was mnuzed at the great number of commodious homes. Certainly seven out o f ten were modern, well kept, comfortable, eredltnble. Some t.f them were al most pulart-s. And this In a town fa nious for dullness. On the town's liiali) street citizens were fomplulnlng of poor business, but wliat wonderful homes they had been able to provide! # • * It la a common saying that men and women bate to pass forty, and put on glasses. There Is a greater trial ahead of them: to have all their teeth out, anil buy a set of the kind that never looks natural. False teeth are ns easily delected a* a w ig; but people are rather more charitable for false teeth—somehow, they expect a man to boldly face baldncrs. « * * A writing mnn says the leumlng of the pust. written five or six hundred years ugo, la ns much greater than the wisdom of the United States today is the llocky mountains are greater than mole hills. The statement Is absurd The wise men o f old had no wlrdom men o f today do not possess, and, In addition, moderns know a thousand things the ancients knew nothing about Modern men nre, ot course, the wisest that ever lived, since they have had the advantage of longest ex perlence. And experience Is the real education. » * • For ninny centuries slaves hnve lieen fighting for freedom, and, while they have not yet achieved It, they have made slavery more endurable. # * * The word atheist 1» a good one. In a broad sense It means one who refuses to accept a theory without reasonable evidence. Be an atheist about the popular doctrine that there Is either Joy or profit In Idleness, dis sipation, unfairness. On the other band, have faith In truths well ea tahllshed, and practice the lesson* they teach. • • • Since no one telle the truth. It Is Inevitable that every man claims to be a greater patriot than he Is, and to love everybody more than be does • • • It has long been said o f a man I know that he la going to the devil. He arrived the other day, and I hear no more of him. « • » Every Communist with whose writ Ing I uin familiar has been Indignant because rich people do not give him something. # • # A good many speuk contemptuously of the "Pollyanna stuff.” . It Is tiresome, truly, but do not forget It Is very Important. 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A»t>ula !» the If » d » mark o t IU r»r M eu u facture o t M w K M v lk M tiU U » o t M lU flk a c M CARBUNCLESI^DEATH Big School of Whale» Slranded in Scollund Tho “ falso killer" whale, mie of Ih* must myalerloua big bey» o f thè deep, uli-MM-ii lu l'uro|M'au watera for slzty- alx yeara and helleyed hy mnny sci entista lo he ex tini't. luta coinè luto tight. Un» hundred and twenty o f tli<-*e whali-s wandered up thè l*ornoch tirili Scollanti, ami then proot-edetl lo for get thnt thore are auoh t* 'ogs a» (Idea The tlde rttn out Mini thè whale* » e re f»uuil wlthln a lolle o f Ilio fnutous sai iuo O leup on (he Itlver Sliln, and car casse* o f others » t r e »«ultervd n or a dlstanco of (hlrty utili«. The Inst record o f thè false killer whale us a llvlng animai In Kuropean water» « a » thè »boni whlch ent e reti Klel harhor In lSdl and thè aererai spoetateti» whlch were foiind thè next yeur on thè coasta of Mollanti. Don- mnrk and Sweden. Sino* then thè specie* bus heen s o l i very Infrequent ly In Tasnmnln, Trnvnncore and In thè southern hemtsphcre. Italian Fatcitl» Get Chance to See World A young Italian who lale'y finished bla university course and mean» to take up architecture a* a profession tint been one o f the first to bonetti hy Mussollul'a order that every Italian merchant ship should reserve two berths fr i« on every voyage for young Italians desirous o f seeing the world They cun choose their route anti the extent o f the Journey, paying only aivout IS or 20 tire a day. This brings “ the grand lour” within the renili o f the professional classes «ml will surely serve as a Uberai educa tlon. "Book and rill* make the perfect fascist," Mussolini often reminds Ids young followers, and now he adds the traveler's compass to the emblems of excellence.—Chicago Journal. Auttralia’» Cattle King A mnn who owns so ninny h u m s that he recently destroyed of them because he cuuldn't sell them and they cost too much to keep Is nt seventy years o f age, visiting tam don. lie Is Sir Sydney Kldimin. the veternn rattle king of Auslrnlln. lie began his career as a teamster at *'.' a week. Now he owns To ranches covering more tlinn SO.lstO.iaai acre* o f land; more than 100,000 cattle and 10.000 horse#; 1 ,MK) camels aud thou sunds o f donkeya and sheep. New York for Bluebird According to n report from Mrs. Charles Cyrus Marshall, o f the New York State Federation ot Women's Clubs, to Nnttire Mnguzlne. votes taken under the auspices of the federation hnve given the bluebird first plat« In the race for slate bird. Hob white win second, and although the robin and oriole were both popular, they were left behind In deferenee to Virginia and Maryland respectively. Legisla tlon establishing the bluebird n* the official slate bird It planned. i hat F o r C rou u p p W W ould You D o ? Hera 1« a physician's prescription ua*d in mil- liona of hom«a for 85 yaara which relieve« croup w ithout vom iting in 16 minutes. Also the quickm t relief known for Cough», C olds and W hooping Cough. If there are little o n e a ‘ in your home, you should never be w ithout a bottle o f thie valuable time tried rem edy, recom m ended by the beat children’# specialists. Ask your druggist now for Ur. D rake's Olsasco. SO cents the bottle. Need» No Winding A clock la operated In the I’olytech nlc Institute o f Zurich, Switzerland, which doea not need to be wound. Ita running power la provided by a merh anlsm net In motion each time there I* a variation In temperature o f two degree*. A Criticism A minister. In addressing hi» flock, begnn—"As I gaze nhout I see before me a great mnny bright and shining faces.” Just then 87 powder puffs come out. —Montreal Family lleruld. I it ula ami carbuncles causw a « l U l h . T a k e m i c h a n . « « w ill» h* l n « o r «»•|**u»ivwa*‘«r» tio s » ». < Hw» ai>|>lte« u - s » «>f ('Alinoli, (a »ciclitiAc Critichi ti«-) uuW-kly sun « l ain and d r e w « out mt*w lie « m s » » w « fiis lue U ■ n frutti y»*ur «tru gst»! t o la r an. ' ■fOkBapn » hand »V bftek if no not Mltaflcal. I kci 'I Muncy bSM-k If t »uhntH uuu ask f i s t AKIU Ml. b y l u m a • f* UN L O C K N I A L C O .. NAAMVlLhX.TgNM. 1‘ A K K I K\S » I A IK H A I -S A M „ ■ I .« 1«|. Iiu ff »1 X% k» i «t. 1 6 ■« rtO P M T O N S H A M fO O t ». ni fu r »ir II» «»ni M»k*>ethn h I ark< ' • H all a ! rtulîr a n r e r u b y ri » I al d »«^ - hair soft an.t visi* Ilk»* a*s I n f l a m e d r y e li tis o r o t h e r r>o irrita tio n s Y<ni w»t| f in d * s o o t h i n g n n d Mf*i remedy In MiTCHlLL I Y I I AL V I. B A tX * KUCKKL N ew Y o r k 1 *»jr W a* Y o u r Grandmother’ » Remedy For every »lomarli and Intestinal 111. This good old fash ioned herb home remedy for nmall* pillion, ■tomarh IB* and other dernugw- liient» o f th* eya lent so prevalent these days 1» In even grrater favor a» a family mrdlrln* than In yonr grandmother'» day. How One "New W'omtin” Helped Out Dan Cupid " 'I am learning to b# a womanly woman,’ I’ utrlrla »aid, 'because I Uka to he abreust of 111 * fashion, and I am certain that **n true, awcet woman" will soon be all tho rage. Mind you. It U much easier to learn to do with out »tnya (corset») than to accustom yourself to wearing the..., so I have bought a pair, and I wear them for half an hour every day. The first day I hnd them on. a man enme to lunch eon. and I had no time to change, and tn the middle o f lunrli I fainted dead off. ."'W h en I came to, ha was holding me In tils arms, and I murmured. “ Oh, please, sill my stays!" and the moat wonderful l o o k came Into his fat«, nnd he told ute later that I was the first woman to remind him o f hta dear, dead mother. II* went all tender and foozly, and since then he hu* don# nothing Iml la-g in* to marry h im .'"— From "Gin and Ginger,” by laidy Kit ty Vincent. The Shirker Commander Fltzlmgh Green, who has established In New York a kind o f truvel bureau for outfitting explor er*. said at a recent wedding break fast "Explorer* love exploring, nut they hate the dull, hard work of getting their equipment together. They're Ilk* bachelors In a way. “The mother o f eight grow nup daughters turned to a wealthy bach elor one evening and said tn a men acing voice; "'W llh your liking for the fair sex It's strange that you have never mar ried.' “ 'Que voulfz-vnua?' said the bach elor. ‘A man can love flowers without wanting to he a gardener.'" Heredity Count» Good marki In school "run In fao.1- llea," If the grad.« of a hundred brothers nnd sisters In the University o f Oregon are any testimony. The record o f related etudenls selected from the p. rlod since Hill) were ex amined hy Dr. R. It. Iluestl», assist ant professor o f genetics, and T. P. Otto to test the principle that Indi viduals o f the same heredity brought up In the same environment react In the same way. Brothers showed grenter divergence thnn sisters while the girls hnd consistently higher grade* thnn the boys. Doctor lliiestla wrote In n report o f the test to the Journal o f Heredity. Relationthip “ They any that pity's skin to love." "A sob-sister, I suppose.’’ Don't suffer with rashes, eczemas or Irrita tion* when Cutlcura Soap and Ointment will quickly relieve and heal. Batha with Cutlcura 8oap and hot water, dry and anoint with Cutlcura Ointment. Nothing quicker or safer than Cutlcura Soap and Ointment for all skin trouble«. 7Ee Sold everywhere. Kami)lw e»rh free A>Mr*ae ; ”C»t«eare Leberatnrtea. Dept. Cuticwra S havin g Stick 2 Sc. n t all druggist*» G a rfie ld T e a C uticura Heals Irritating Rashes Ro«p2llfi. O lnlm m t 2K »nrl WV T»lriim i Ucmunl W Ulks, faUhgw, H. T . I o n Y N e g l i Compliments nre the reti fires thst light tip life’s dingy scenery. BI, Mol<*»**, Ma— " » d i ll «MttNM l uti# end • • » It m i . I * I» t.# c y end I •*]••] lini«