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FOR INDIGESTION
Q u e .:io n t No. 21
Oregon & California Directory
o n rf? > .
I — When wae Uiicolu's Qetlyehurg
address delivered?
%— What Indian Invented an alpha
bet for hla per.¿>le and lo what tribe
did he belong?
# -What Is psychologyT
4- What horse won tha
lilue (¡rasa slakes In lirjil?
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ag P JS S ffO
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N o M o re Distress
Cat, Soomeaa, Heartburn
Sick Headache, Dizziness
after eating or drinking
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R O S IT A
CH APTER 1
2 Be m nj T i e f'ockagtm
HetiJ / t .i > ii /i...
•I’ m not aure that I want you to
irlri." an Id ilia girl.
M\Vg always win In tho end. It's In
•vifnldr." rflurofd the man, and. from
thg look In hla eye* It wna olivloug tm
referred (o many kind« of hgitle*.
“ It la a poor sort o f war,” grunt on
hla companion, unlumdlng.
"Wlirn
you've had enough you retire Into win
haa been r«ll«vlng roughs duo to cold* ter quarter* wlfh all flu* comforts of
clvlllftgtlon, while your enetnlre starve
for «laly^on« yoara.
In the mountain*.*'
Captain de Vrlea act tied lilmaelf
toossna ths |>hl«gtn, prtimotsa saparto- j comfortably In a hollow of the old
ration, give* a g>«>d night's real fr«« •tone wall which surrounded the gov
front coughing SOo and BOo bottles
Huy It st your drug store. G. u. Green, ernor's palace lit Keg. “ Ill flirt, Abd
•1 Krlm haa your entire sympathy,“ he
Ini., Woodbury, N. J,
remarked, aa h«» studied hla compnn
lon'a profile. It was very effective, he de
cided, against the blue of n Moroccan
•ky
Hun»hln«i warmed (In* [>n It* linlr
In bonny color »lid du»tud fr«*.-k 1,-w. hue
■■ pu!l»n, over a »kin which had the
taxturv kmt flush of petal». Th« fnee
wna attractive, >••«, but too tocldcd.
redacted Ih» Frtiiihftnn
Th» regu
larlry of feature anil determined aweep
“ Cutting teeth ii made easy”
of tha Jaw left nothing lo the linngl
nation. 11« waa alien! aa ho thought
o f auotlier woman, (lie laat! She liad
bwn Tory »lender, pale, a little and.
T\m /*/««#•’ mmJ CktUrmn'» Rmpmlmêmm
aha d had Ilia moat ln•llu(lful hunda In
At ell drufiteU
tha world. I ’uforlunalely »he *1 alao
N ob -W oilo «*. Nus» Akuàolk
had £ huahand with c**nalderahle In
Oakland. NrU . Feb M. IV»
fluanc* In the aenatol Thai wna why
AngUv Amerk an l>tug Co.,
Oaaton de Vrlea. boulevardler at
heart, I’arlalan to tha laat cell of a ao-
I «m mor« then |itdto tell tou
l the eaprr tern • and trail! «-Named
phlatlcatad brain, waa an eille In Fei.
from your w<»mt*tful lUby MnlkU
"Ua, I hata tha colonies!" he told him
Ihir eiKoml beby n tv » eat -u month«
old and has never give« ua -t inxnml a
self for lha thousandth lime. Il wna
trouble The rtiat ami t*?.y thing »ha
tha habllual end of all hla reflections.
bee aver taken wu Mr i Wmalm's
Syrup she ha« four teeth end la al>
" I f you look at the mountains any
ua>»
• * * mlftms
M •» m+4* rear by the ua* of Mra
more, mademoiselle, I shall begin lo
W uuiow a Syrup. Iloat aimerely,
Baapect you of an Interest In lha
(.Vees# mm rwtfmmt)
Staid."
ANGLO AMEBICAN DRUG CO.
Tha girl turned, her eyee, apecula-
l l k - J I 7 r utami S u e *«. N e « Yeah
tlra.
"Tha Kald la your local mystery.
What would yon do without him? It
Would ho ns If we In Knglnnd were
deprived of our weather—we should
have nothing left'to talk about I"
lb* Vrlea propped hla exceedingly
food looking head on tils hand, an el
U w H A N F O R D ’S
among the atones, "lie lends us
B a l s a m o f M y r r h bow
by tha nose. Hint man, providing he
i lit mi 4 la iitaaf mm aaaey hr ike
salats nt all I Hornet line» I Imagine
tm b lifM M a U
tha Kald la a composite character
evolved from all tha—what do you
Horne Rant
tny—scallywags who surround AM el
The «trunti' fighting (hai Ime bevi Krlm. There are a score of Europeans
going on In Nlcurnguu led (¡ou. Ilugi up there In the mountains—one cannot
suppose It la (he IIIITs who do such
(•rom lo any nt n Wantilnglon Ion :
"They don't tintila dowu there. Tin work with their guns. There la a mod.
robot» metlux] I, more like n elm o em Napoleon among those crags, and
brawl. Il remind, me <i! n story.
It la lo hla genius we owe this lull-
"Some jrenrn ego, lu n wnr I »el wool Dltely tedious campaign!"
Chill mid IVru. n young wnr corre
" I should have thought you would
nponileiit nnld lo nn old one:
have known all about him. Ily (hla
" 'Nell her inuy g»e* In for uni lima the lllff must he full of spies."
forma and In conavqurtira I can i tel» Ilosemnrv'a voice was. as uaual, direct
which la which.'
In response lo It. the Frenchman lost
" ‘Oh, that « eaay,' eald the old cor hla nota of mockery, lie answered her.
reRpomlrnt ‘ If you ace an army run as If she were a man, hut grudgingly,
nlng tnwurda Chile li e Chilean, anil ronarloua that It was a waste—o f what
If ll'e running toward! IVru ll'a IVru ha did not define.
elan.' " — Kanaaa City Time«.
“The mountaineers ore superstitious.
They have always believed that In
Sad Rem inuer
| heir greatest danger, a stranger
Wife— Every time you aee a pretty would be their snlvnton. It la a legend
hurled aa deep In history aa (heir re
girl, yon forget you're married.
Ilubby—TouV* wrong m' dear ligion, or their Incredible Independ
Nothing hrlnga home the fan more ence—you know (he KIITs have never
been conquered."
forcibly.—Air Station New a.
" I hope they never will lie." Inter
rupted (he girl. "You nre hent on
crushing the romance out of life with
the flatiron you call civilisation.” A
flush crept under the gulden dusted
kkin and l>e Vrlea was sure there were
metal glints below llie surface of the
fold green eyes.
“ If only one conld rouse her Into
enthusiasm over something more In
teresting than these snore natives In
f t / \ ¥ T h G Pour thing.
•he hills. vs refleeted, while he con
you muat do
tinued hla ator>. "The IIIITs are hard
to end a cold quickly. M UX'S ( ata
firvsscd enough to he.i’ay anything and
cara limai id«-Mainine doae all tour
anybody, except this one conviction.
at one tima. Stop# a cold in one day.
Ked boi. 30 cenia. All druggiata.
If (hero la roally some European di
recting mutters, lie's safe from our
spies. No doubt, they alao believe him
superhuman, l'ear lady, we are not
fighting a handful of Berbers, as the
Quick rallaf from pain.
n«wapa|*era would make you heiieve.
I ’ravsnt ahoa praaaara.
A f *0 drug and tkot Morsa
We are fighting a country- the land
Itself—where each rock Is hostile to
us, where each ravine Is honeycombed
with snipers’ caves. We are strug
gling with superstition or faith, with
a legend (hat Is tha breath of men’s
bodies, with an epoch, with condltlona
that are beyond our understanding."
Inflnmad eyelid* or other
ayo Irritations. You will
find a aoothlng and aafa
S y n theiii o f a Bore
ramady In MITCHELL
EYE tALVK.
The following recipe for compound
M a i . i , * HVCMML
mi mil
ing a bore appenreu recently m tiio
Naw York City
druggists.
Atlantic Monthly: "Take a mass of
unleavened egotism. Chop a cupful of
STOP CHILBLAINS
trite conversational chestnuts, ahella
Ths crippling annoyaness of rhlltdafntd
that IndcacrEmhls half numhnsss and
and all. Add a quart of dry facts,
half pain in that fsat «aimed hr axpogura
from which all (ho Juice of humor line
to snow or cold, qulwkly relieved hy ('arboil
been extracted, a.id a cupful of dates
Why sufTsr when a L0 cent bo* of
Carholl will taka tha misery out of
»tufted with ata.tatlca. Stir In. very
walking T Gat a box at your druggists
slowly, a pint .if ponnnnt anecdotes
now Your money hack If not satisfied.
from which all Imagination has been
SPURLOCK NEAL CO- Noah* ¿ft* T a w
»trained. Flnvnr with the essence of
complete Indifference to anybody's
Sure R elief
B o s c h e e ’s S y r u p
Soothes the Throat
f Ä
T
E
F O R B E S S»
"Wha* good would It do you. then
If you knew all about the Kald?"
lie Vrlea spread out significant flu
(e ra " I f we get him It la mala to th,
king," he said. "A M al Klim depend»
on something we can't tabulate There
la some unknown factor up there
Abdel Krlm la welroma to hla desert
ers from a doxen armies, but If there
Is a grrlus behind him—ilia brains of
(hose Incredibly niohlla guns, ilioae
ubiquitous raiders—we'va got to bava
him by fair means or foul.”
Ths girl swept round on him. "I
finite you never get him." The blood
wae red In her cheeks. A pulse heat
III her throat.
I *e Vrlea responded, shaken out of
hla usual pose. "I told you. Franca
gets everything In the end and I, ma
demoiselle. am a Frenchman." For an
'.aslant he barred her path. If he had
M R S . W IN S L O W S
SYRUP
To Cool a Burn
Bunions
JD r Scholl's
X in o -p a d s
) o
n ’ t
N egl ? ^
historic
waa born In
that mere domestic matters have long
since ceased to trouble him. He haa
a small son. William.
lft—Who wae PythagorasT
One evening, on returning from the
14— Who won the Indianapolis
golf club, hla wife remarked, "W il
•P* edway classic In 1 lev:?
liam tells me that he waa radoyfng
15— Who was the great female star for you all this afternoon."
o f the latter Nineteenth and early
"la that so?” exclaimed the aston
Twentieth centuries, and wlial was ished man. "Well, now you mention
her natlor.all*y and racial descentT
It, I thought I had seen that boy bo-
10—What city of the west coast la fore."
(he furthest north?
IT— How did Bobert Burn« earn a
LE T GEORGE P A Y
living?
IS—What la Venus’ Flytrap and
where does It thrive?
IS— Who la at present secretary of
agriculture and from what state does
he come?
20— When waa the American Bible
society organised?
“ I Should Have Thought You Would
Have Known All About Him. By
This Time the RifT Muat Bt Full of
Splat."
known wlmt he wnnted he would have
played for I t hut he was undecided
The girl's aunt that admirable luiily
Tregnrthen. who wna on her uaunl lei
surely and luxurious progrea« In
aenrrh of winter sunshine, had spoken
of her niece's dot.
De Vrlea hesitated. He wna not cer
tain that he hnd any use for mnrrlage,
hut money wna essential to hla scheme
of life, and this girl hnd It nnd ahe
would be desirable If ahe were more
pllnnt No, by O— . ahe waa desirable
now, with n smile Just lifting the cor-
ncra of her lips, nnd thnt gleam of
drowned copper In her eyea.
Hla
hnnd touched her arm. He bent to any
nomethlng—he didn't know wlint—per-
hnpa to klaa her, hut footnteps noun«
ed on the pnth below them.
Tlio governor nnd Lady Tregnrthen
appeared between the orange treea.
“ We were looking for you. Itoaemary.
General I.ynutey auggeata a drlvb."
a motor took the two Englishwomen
aouth -eat toward Meknon The high
road wna perfect. Ita aurface wna the
pride of France and a drain on the
puppet aullan'a exchequer.
Helen Tregnrthen'a keen brown
eyea, that did not even trouble to hide
how much they took In. Ignored the
view. She wna too active a woman to
enjoy anything (hat waa not chained
with concentrated ptirpoee. Her mind
waa aa well arranged aa her life. Shr
wna quite decided that her niece,
whom ahe liked, admired and under
rated. aliould disturb the balance of
neither. So ahe determined to talk.
’T lie captain,” ahe began with what
ahe conaldered tact, "la a marvelous
man. He le the moat attractive crea
ture I have ever seen."
“ Quite," returned her niece dryly.
"Ilae he proposed to you?”
“ Oh, auntie I Doea anyone In these
days?"
But Lady Tregnrthen waa not to
he put off. "Frenchmen do,” ahe said
heavily.
"Well, then, the henutlful captain's
Intent Ions must be nearly as dishonor
able aa mine I”
(T O OB CO N TIN UE D *
True nobility la exempt from fear.
12.00 to $3.80.
HOTEL WILTSHIRE, San francitcft
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Co art r __ « __ with batb.
atncl* «3. A Am bi*.
U rtKkfM U 36c. Ute, Ok
Huai*«!? «
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T f a * * t I i BUSINESS. TRADES •* F t O f IAS IONS
K u roll any tiona. Mead fo r litera tu re.
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F la pper’t Clock
d«r. UJM
? W< »-NEHH—a»trtng-nr soothing.Mf*.
8«ml for circular. $1 bx . C O D. W u -N i
laboratory. Hoi. »«6, 8ta.C, Lo* An *•!•*. Cal If.
MOLER
W i i . ' , who . » . < ! - 1?—- tl v . S o a c h . p o v -
I
"W e have all beard of the old fash
ioned woman who sang one or more
versee of ’Nearer, My God to Thee,’ to
determine the exact moment when tha
boiled eggs were properly done,"
writes Pansy of Urbans, "hut It re
mained for a modern flapper to give
ua a brand-new and practical Idea on
the subject
“ Kecently married, she waa being
’razzed’ about her Inability to cook,
I
and her brother remarked: ‘ Why
she can’t even boll egg »!’
“ T can, too,’ she said. T smoke one
cigarette for soft two for medium
’ and three for hard-boiled!’ " —Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
P A R K E R ’S
H A IR B A L S A M
iM B O TN laatinff Ru,p«H*iyfaiUa«
Slaty to Gray mmd F «W Hair
•or and |i « at DragfUU.
fTaro_x>h^rfi^4Nt a Lai, h g»« N T
FLOttESTON 5HAMFOO-M—J for a»« la
naaKtwa «ufe t-uto-. Ufeir Rs feaw MUntfee
kslr sob fend a«ffr- « «nia by mail or at dm*,
ernia, iliaco* Cbaaical Worka, PUcfeogaa, N. T.
—
11 II Ml M I I
Rd-aa.u «i.D derfai aad tar*. Onaeuiupiet* box
o f K K C M O L 6 adii convine* lb * n u t ak*ptl
cal. Alao «arra Uetmmm. Prie* 91 »
A M roar
•mmlrr l t * * u t y | «o o h l* t F K K K . Dr C H.
Barry Co.. Dap«. B. VTi Michigan A r a . Cbbago.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
I f K id n e y s A c t
B a d T a k e S a lts
ftgyg Backache Often Meant You
Have Not Been Drinking
Enough Water
Brainy to D o It
taste but your own. Pour Into a mold
stamped with your own linage and
Ism onto a platter garnished with
plenty of thyme."— Boston Transcript.
Tolera tion ’» Great Value
Tolerance la the moat lovable qual
ity men nnd women can (Hisaean. its
vision enables thrill to see things from
others’ viewpoints Its generosity con
cedes to others right to their own
opinions. Its very bigness wishes oth
ers to lie happy In their own wiry.—
Grit.
Cause In ju ry to T re e »
Gasoline and oil have been known to
injure and cause the death of tree«.
If such substances come In contact
with the hark, particularly In (he ease
of ti,. -oots, says a writer In the
Washington Star. The oil apparently
penetrates to the eanihtum region,
which 1» a particularly sensitive and
actively growing tissue. Injuring It be
yond repair. It Is not necessary that
there i*e toxic substances In (he mix
ture other than the oil and gasoline
themselves.
An excellent coat for hoarding
u-hool or college girla la a straight,
well tailored model of the new simili
patterned tweed, lined with dyed
.-oney nnd collared with Au.tr»»Ibin
opossum.
A new evening coat takes brocaded
rose holre for an upper section lhal
Mouses slightly over (he wulstllne of
the Irnnspiirenl black velvet bottom
Velvet ruffs extend to the rlhowa.
Painted Accessories
Ra-f'-r’ Evaporation
Eton Suit
■ v e r y room with bath or fthow*r.
J o t s a t Eddy.
For every stomach
and Intestinal LU.
Tbla good old-fash
ioned herb homa
remedy for consti
pation. stomach Ilia
and other derangw-
iiit-nts of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is In avsft
greater favor aa a family tnedldna
than In your grandmother's day.
SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN”
B ig T :g er M oth Fam ily
A smartly youthful sull la navy blue
iiiffctn with n broken dhiinnnd design,
fashioned with a elreiitnr skirl and
elon Jack* I over nn organdie vesti r
HOTEL
ROOSEVELT
SAN FRANCISCO'S NEW FINE MOTEL
Don't blame the feed or the eru
dition of your »lock if marl :t
men grade you low and custom
ers complain on account of the
color of your butter You can
keep your butter always that
golden June color which bnnga
lop prices by using Dandelion
Butter Color Its purely vege
table and meets all State and
National Pure Food Laws-used
by all large creameries for years.
It's harm less, tasteless and
doesn t color buttermilk. Large
bottles. 35c at all drug and gro
cery stores.
G lessco
J
Epilepsy
Nervousness b
Sleeplessness
KOENIG MEDICINE CO
to «»lit ym rr j 'in *.
(f
Belonging to a large family, there
are many Interesting species of tiger
moths ........ red over the world, says
Nature V
trine.
In this country
somethl.it! like 120 different kinds are
recorded
I 1045 i f W f U S ST CHICAGO. ILL
flaUafaettn« r.umrmntmmd * ALL-WOO!. SUIT.
Don't Risk
Croup/
Jacket Influence
I
s p e n d e on YO U J
A n tw e rt No. 20
Fur-Lined Coats
I l ’n /C fOI Jrct f t o o n h t
WhnlMgi« Tailor«
H * v * n «r local d*ol*r lak* ymjr m o a iir * fo r g
1— It Includes all young animala tliat
When yon wake np with backache
are horn In the water.
and doll misery In the kidney region
2— C. X Dodgaon.
It may mean you have been eat
ing food« which create adds, says a
8— The Connectlcnt.
well-known authority. An excess of
4 —
Jemes M Nell Whistler.
auch adds overworks the kidneys In
5— Gertrude Ederle In W-’fl.
their effort to filter It from the blood
S¿»modle crono
ft—In 1770.
coomb sudòm ly
and they become sort o f paralysed and
night—without wi are mg.
loggy.
When
your
kidneys
get
slug
7—
In 170«.
Custom Insi>ector— Have you any
Haw_‘__ ~ _ 1 • . physL
.
c is n 'i prescription w hich iW , v
gish
and
clog
you
most
relieve
them,
8—
I’ rof. \V. C. Roentgen.
thing to declare?
|
often brings r e lie f hi 15
like
you
relieve
your
bowels,
remov
The Brldo (blushing)—Only that I J
not**t/Ww*m/ ; nz.
ft—Seventy-five thousand dollars.
«■t known rat taf for eoug
ing all the body's urinous waste, else
•till love George.
- In ca»e 36 years. * -th iartre*t •».«• of aryei
10— No. Members of the church are
hr. If you here chudren get * boctl* fro*
you have backache, sick headache,
"Roman Calhollco." The word “cath
dlxxy
spells;
your
stomach
tours,
DR. DRAKES
A
ppreciation
olic" menni universal.
tongue la coated and when the weath
Mr Radio! My Radio!
11—
Molly IMIcher.
er la bad you have rheumatic twinges.
Your music brings surprises.
CSOtJP REMBDY
But most of ail my love must go
The urine Is cloudy, full of sediment,
12— Gen. Anthony Wayne.
To things It advertises
channels often get sore, water scalds
13—
Guglielmo MareonL
and yon are obliged to seek relief two
14—
Walter Hagen
DEAFNESS
Tale o f a Leg
or three times daring the night.
15— Charlotte (feahmaa.
HEAD NOISES
CapL Harry H. Blrkholm wired
Either consult a good, reliable phy
RmUmted bp
steamship officials In San Francisco sician at once or get from your phar
lft—Const antlnople.
as follows:
macist about four ounces of Jad
17—
Sir Richard Burton.
* LEO N ARD
“ Freighter Alaska’s ctotaln, K. L
Salts; take a tah.eapoonful In a glass
18— Il frequents the lagoons and
'
F A R O IL
Condln, ojieraled on fur appendicitis o f water before breakfast for a few
swamps on muny tropical coasts.
“ Rub Back of Ear»”
Stop.
Second Captain Logoff In days and your kidneys may then act
’¡ f o r '
INSERT IN NOSTRILS
IB— Secretary of staty.
fine. This famous salts Is made from
charge."
At All Druggist*. Price fl
20—11,588,000.
Folder «bout “DEAFNESS” on re^ueat.
Came the following rep'y: “ Sorry the acid o f grapes and lemon Juice,
i t. luaua, »n. n F na
ion
about Condln Stop Second captain's combined with lltlila, and has been
leg off Is severe blow Stop Wire fur used for years to help clean and stlm-
Device to Meaeure
ulate sluggish kidneys, also to neu W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 47-1927.
ther details."—Exchange.
Molten M etal’» Heat
tralise acids In the system, so they no
longer Irritate, thus often relieving
No thermometer could ever he ex
U nisch y Place to Stop
N E V E R S T ILL
bladder weakness.
pected to record the lemiierature of
Aunt—
Now you mustn't have an/
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In
furnaces or of great musses of molten
jure and makes a delightful, efferves more cakes, Johnnie.
metal, although the development of
Boy—Well, auntie— If Pm 111 It will
cent llthla-water drink. Drink lota of
science «long these lines haa made
be your fault because you've stopped
•oft water.
It very necessary to determine the
me at the thirteenth I—Stray Stories.
degree of heat In furnaces and con
H ow ’» Your Spelling?
tained In nuisaea of metal, auch aa
Caute o f Sleep
huge steel billets nnd great cubes of
Here are ten words with which to
Scientists admit that they do not
text your friends’ ability to spell. In
Iron.
(now what causes sleep. They might
a number of tests few persons get
The discovery that two different
more than five correct The record try a small dose of the Congressional
kinds of metal welded together pro
Record.—Milwaukee Journal.
score Is nine. Ask your friends lo
duced a current of electricity was ! ’ie
spell those: Liquefy, embarrass, rare
means of Inventing n means whereby
W hat H e’d Have Done
there can he determined the quantity
ly. supersede, naphtha, sacrilegious,
tranquillity, battalion, harass, kimono.
of heat, no matter how Intense. The
Client—I don't know what 1 would
—The Outlook.
have done If It hadn’t been for you.
current Is measured by the voltage
Lawyer—I do—time.—Stray Storie»..
nnd certain temperatures produce cer
“
la
your
daughter
«till
at
home?**
Made In disk form, a new device od
tain values In electrical strength, and
“ No—uor anywhere else.“
which to record the gasoline and oil
A liking tor nice manners, fine ap
that Is the way the amount of heat
purchased for an automobile can be
pearance and good sense In others ht
Is measured In degrees o f heat, and
The Sum o f L ife
carried on the steering wheel.
not snobbishness.
this has been found to h# accurate.
Life \n earnest.
The principle Is applied In a de-do»
Life la real—
known aa the radiation pyrometer. It
(Like to Hlnnom,
can stand at a considerable distance
Like to Sheol!)
from the funiaca or itiaaa of molten
metal that Is being tested and It will
The V ita l Point
record the Internal heat conditions
“ I’m going to ask Maud her age."
accurately. It Is an aid to better steel
“ But how are you going to find out
and Iron product», and as tha world
how long she'» been the age she gives
progresses It will he recorded as one
your
of (he great agencies of man to enable
him to delve Into the mysteries of
Taking a Big R itk
nature'» laboratories. — Washington
His Friend (a diamond expert) —
Star.
Pretty poor stone In this engagement
ring, old man. Suppose your girl
The P o o r M a n ’s Sport
finds out Its quality?
Track athletic», especially distance
Jack Poore— I don't thluk she will.
running. 1« the poor nian'e eport. He
She knows her onions all right, but
needs only his shoes, hie cheap run
»lie's not so famlllnr with carats.
ning suit and a place to atretch a leg
Most distance men have no trainers,
Be Sure to M eet H im l
nnd must prepare themnelves until
First Rural t’lllxen—Ain't ye ever
(hey enn nuike a reputation. They
usually work hard all day. either In going to take the trip t' New York. SIT
Second Ditto—Nope, I borrowed $5
«hope or at desks, and muat perforce
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
use tlielr leisure for training.—Her of a fellow once and I e moved there-
bert Reed In the Onttook.
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(V What American artist's portrait
“ Have you heard the laleal scandal
of Ills mother Wx! purchased by a for
about Grayce nnd her husband?"
eign government?
•’Ien't It dreadful I*
ft—Which la the largest lake In the
“ Awful r
‘ ¡rest (main?
"By the way, vhut la II about?”
T— What la the moat famous book
“ Why, 1 (bought you knew all about
on Ashing?
III 1 haven'! the falnleat Idea."
"Let's go right over to lleleoe'a
8— flow long Is the giant python
She’ll know.”
and on what does It feed?
"Yea, let's I I'm aure It muat be
0—What la Ibe «alary of the vice
frightful r
president of the Untied States?
“ Hideous!"
10—How many Christiana In North
America?
G o lf Fever
I I — Who wrote the e»ng. “ Hall Co Thera Is a certain golfer who Is so
lumbia." and when was II Unit sung? completely absorbed In Ids pastime
12—What I’real dent
New Hampshire?
5ELIG BROS., San Francisco
te r C o l o j
llnnil painted «carves. Imgs. hats
ami other ncceasorlcs add a decora
live note to ninny costume». The
Intest nre sheer chiffon hosiery with
liiind painted flower designs
Under th . Ilea .at cloudless sklea of
the upper v l’ - »alley In Kgypt, nt
Wadi H a lf
« Nature M...xaxluc.
the dept!
water evaporated
amounts lu ... .iv than 19 feet a year.
Pain
“ Yes, l'm working outside of col
lege hours so as to have a little uest
egg when I finish my philosophy
course.”
"A h ! Putting something away tor
a brainy day. so lo speak."
Neuralgia
DD LS
NOT AFFECT
K nocked H im Cold
Rltnks— What happened to Tlmktns?
I hear he suffered some sort of shock.
Jinks— I'll say he did. He went Into
a drug store for hla lunch and they
told him the restaurant wa* In the
next block—they handled only drugs
The W ay Today
"Can you take my wash?"
"Have you a car?"
“ Y et."
“ I’ll take your wash If you leave It
an C call for IL”
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Prou d o f It
“Do you see all these books In real
calfskin?"
“ Yea."
“ Well. I killed all tlie cHlvea my-
aelf."—Sondagsulsse Strlx, Stockholm.
Toothache
and INSIST!
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