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s TIU- TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON aooeoooooocoooooaooooQoooo Prefident Attends Outdoor Masonic Services Lorelei Lee BABY The iOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO S t o r y 1 M a r t h a M a r t i n NEWS IN THE ZOO • f l i r l l A T 1« the news?” asked the * V Camel. -T h e lloneas Just had a tooth pulled. * zaid the Zebu with th*' two humps. •*1 heard a great rvuirlng some thue ago," «aid the Camel. “ Was that what was bothering the lioness?** “ Oh, she feels all right now. Her jaw feela a bit sore, o f course, but the toothache hat all gone, for the tooth hat gone. •‘She was roaring with the toothache. \ That was the trouble.** “ Oh. I see." said the Camel. •’Any other news?** asked the Camel after a moment, as she moved her mouth from side to side as though she were chewing. -None that I know of.** said the *1 Don't Believe I Have Any More News fo r You.** Zebu. -Oh. yes, come to think o f I t I have some news.*’ -Well.** said the Camel, “ why didn’t you think In the first place?** . “ Now look here. Cam.“ said the Zebu, -don’t be to fussy or I won’t tell you the news.** -Oh. very well,** said the Camel quite pleasantly. “ I would Hke to hear the news.“ -T h ey say that they're bringing to the soo some o f the smaller animals 1 O O O O O C -O 0 c-0 0 '> 0 0 0 '^ > c - 0 '» 0 0 0 0 0 “ DIVULGE” such as a filin g squlne!, a chipmunk, a few rats.** The Zebu stopp'd for a moment. “ You’re mipi»osed to say ’Oh, ra ts f when 1 say that. “ And then 1 am supposed to answer. ‘ Yes. ra ts!’ “ “ \Vhy should I go to all that trouble?** asked the Camel. -Just for fun.” said the Zebu, "llu t no matter. 1 see you don't want to make any silly little Jokes. “ Perhaps It Is lust as well. -Then thee «a to arrive In the soo a white footed mouse. * bat. 1 bel!o\e. and a long eared owl. “ Of course this is Just what 1 bear. ! can only tell you that. “ I believe a new lied Fox Is com lug to the too, too, and that the fox has sent word that he must have good food awaiting him o f both meat and fruit. “ lie also has sent word that he Is bringing his mate with him. “ They’re clever— those red foxes— and very smart— but they're g«MKl to each other, i ’ m told. Yes. Fox mates are always very happy together* “ I don’t believe 1 have any more news for you." the Zebu said. -Well.** said the Camel. “ you’ve done very well. I couldu’t do any better. In fact, 1 haven’t had any new* to tell you. “ Put then, o f course, I have been so much Interested In watching my small son grow up Into being a fine Camel like his Paddy that 1 haven't paid much attention to anything that was going on. “ I Just thought today I’d like to know what the news In the 100 really was. As a matter o f fact. Fve thought there- was no other news In the zoo except that o f the birth o f my son. “T h a t happened some time ago. too But still it seems like new* to me. great and glorious and wonderful new*. **I h*ve been aWe to think o f noth Ing else.** “ I know that.** smiled the Zebu. “ 1 am in the yard next to you. I know you haven’t been Interested In any thing or anyone eise. “ Your son has been the most impor tant thing to you.** “ But be’* not a *thing\** said the Camel. “ You’ll admit he !s Important, won’t you?“ asked the Zebu. “ Oh, that is very different,“ grinned the Camel, as she turned to her »on. “ O f course you’re important. You’re the most Important Camel that ever lived. And you are jo u r mother's pride and her camel Joy P (Copyright.) Ruth L «s Tayior, tvs«nty y«ar old actress, stepped Into f.ime when she was made the choice for the title role in the film version of “ Gtntlemen Pre fer Blondes.“ A iwo-months* search was made for the proper blonde; bun dreds of girls were given screen tests and thousands wrote letters of appli cation. Miss Taylor was born in Grand Rapids. Mich., and she was edu cated in Portland. Ore. The President and Mrs. Cool id ge ware guests o f honor at outdoor divine aerOoea on Temple Heights where, In the future, a great Masonic temple will rise, in the photograph the Presldout Is shown arriving * ritt» Grats R Punkuiu, grand master o f the Grand lodge, district o f Columbia. Film Companies War Over a Choice Location SOMETHING TO T H IN K ABO UT By F. A. W A L K E R M ENTAL SUNSHINE title o f this Is stolen boldly T HE and bodily from a tobacco adver tisement, which is proof that It rvully pays to read the paid-for publicity, often the most useful as well as the most interesting part o f our newspa pers and periodicals. Just what ordinaty sunshine U we do not know. W e know that from It we get light and heat and that both are made up from vibrations in the ether and the atmosphere which separates the earth from the ether. W e know that a pane o f glass will allow the passage through It o f a maximum o f the light and a mini mum o f the heat, and we know that a sheet o f black iron will allow the passage o f a maximum o f the heat and a minimum o f the light, but the cause o f the vibrations and what makes the difference between the light and heat vibrations are among the many unsolved problems o f science. Mental sunshine offers us no such enigma. There Is nothing through which the light o f a smile will not penetrate. There Is nothing which will not | show the efTects of a warm hand- rflMRh _______ r tvrWTtf?rvbn*s Tumiuarics that will reach into the depths o f sorrow | but mental sunshine will lighten those dark places and warm the coldness ! o f a soul. All that we see In this world Is : made visible by reflected light. The ! green o f the fields, the blue o f your H E superstition that when a fam sweetlit^rt’s eyes, all color and ail ily moves Into a new house there 1 form are visible to us only by the | will shortly be a death In that family light which reflected from them and is, fortunately, not so prevalent as galling upon our retinas is telegraphed some others or the housing problem by our optic n en es to the opposit 3 would be greater than It Is. But the side of our brains. The reason we superstition exists in many sections I cannot see objects in the dark Is be^ cause they reflect no light. o f »he count.y. The man who cannot and does not The ».Titer knew a naan o f millions, prominent In oation&l affairs, who 1 reflect mental sunshine Is living In having bought an estate, hesitated for I the dark, a lonesome and pitiable crea years to pull down the old hou.se on ture. We cannot cultivate sunshine In the It and build a new one because o f this ancient superstition. Finally be risked heavens hut we car encourage It In It and died—some twelve years later j ourselves. We strive and deny our and when he was about seventy-six selves for money. We make little or no efTort to Increase our mental sun years old. The origin o f this superstition Is shine. Yet money without happiness plain. It Is a “ hangover” from the Is an empty and useless thing, while days when It was thought necessary happiness without money Is a wealth In order to assure the stability and we can spend unceasingly and never the good fortune o f a new building to lessen the supply. What do you say to spending five propitiate the gods by a human sac rlflce. Human beings were enclosed minutes a day letting our mental sun in the walls or buried alive under the radiate Its light and warmth on who comer-posts or pillars o f the new edi ever and whatever Is within Its radius? fice. The books are full o f Instances If we begin with the five minutes It o f this practice which appears to have will shortly shine all through the 24 hours. persisted Into early Christian times y L No UHdlisr in IM « v.lU hteiied would give her baby eiiunliiuil sht did not know was perfectly harmless, esjxHlttlly when « few drop* o f plain Castor!* will right a h a h )'« stomach mid end almost any little III. Fretful- tMNM ami fever, too; It swisui 1 »«» Guts until everything is sereno. That’s the beauty o f Castorig; Its gentle Influence m-otn* Just what U needed. It doe« all that rgatur oil might accomplish, without »bock tc the tyatem. Without the evil taste. It s delicious! Being purely vegeta able, you can glvs It as often at th ere* a sign o f colic; cotxtlputlon; diarrhea; or need to uld sound, nat ural sleep, Juni one wurntug: It I« genuin« Fletcher's ( ’antoría that physician! recommend. Other preparation» may tw* Just a* free from aii doubtful drugs, but no child o f thl« writer** I« going to t e l them ! Beside«, the l*ook on care und feeding o f buhl** that come« with Fletcher a f asteria la worth Its weight lu gold. Children j 2 T w o film companies engaged lu a war over s choice “ looatlo*“ near Cedar <*lty. Utah, recently, each claiming prior rlgbta to Its use. This photograph ahowa a sheriff*« posse that guarded the place with shotgun* for four days. May Be a Real Pilot at the Age of Ten CH!EF EAGLE Coughs and Colds a r « m>t o n ly a n n o y in g , hut t!ang«r<>ua. If Rt»t ft t t r n d r .t d « v « iu p In to tC o t x y r ia h t A -------- o -------- GI&UG*GJ? * “ It Isn’t more bringing up that the children o f the day need,” says Ob serving Olivia, “ It*a more taking down.” ---------- n ---------- Veteran Still Active Sixty three years have passed since the close o f the Civil war and two of Its veterans still are members of con- gresa. Senator Francis Warren o f Wyoming enlisted In the Union army at eighteen. Congressman Charles stedman enlisted while a student. He served under Lee. In Greece today it Is said to he the cu.’ tom of builders to surreptitiously measure a man's shadow and bury the resulting figures under the new build In?— the best that can be done In view o f the popular prejudice nowadays against human sacrifice. And every once In a while you may hear the o!d saying, “ When the house Is finished the hearse stands at the door.** Some profess to see in the custom o f laying com er atones a survival from the bloody practice o f our barbarian an cestors In their method o f building operations. < 6 by M cC lu r« N ew apaper S yn d icate > Proaperoui Men Wanted A man who ha, money to spend I» worth money to hla community.— American Magazine. Brown* A re Winning Matching Bag and Shoes Despite the demand for gray) and blacks for evening, for greens and blues fo r semi forma! afternoon wear, the browns are coming Into their own for sport costumes, as Is usually the rase In the fait. The popular shoes o f blue leather can he matched to a hag consisting o f two triangular piece» o f blue and white leather set on to form an ob long. Hata for Fall The newest felt hats fo r autun n wear have long white hairs through the felt, which gives a soft and blurred look lo the felt. Boleros, Belt* and Sa*he* Bolero* will be a feature o f the fall line, and belt» and savhe* will be so plated a* to Indicate hoth the higher and the lower waistline. Some are tied In front Instead o f at the side. on* e th # jf m « jr a lim e n t. B o sch e e ’s Syrup N. J. For Barbed Wire Cuts T ry H A N F O R D 'S B a lsa m o f M y rrh DR. S T A F F O R D S NEW HOUSES There Is a castle In Germany where they will show you the place where a child was built Into the walls at Its erection ; and the legend Is well known o f how the evil spirits threw down St. Columba’s church on Iona Island as fast as he built It until he had hurled a man alive under one o f the pillars. After this had been done all went welL «< 1« s o o th in g and h e a lin g In such «*• •««. and h a* t>««n u»*-d fo r n ts iy -o n a > • » » « , SO«? and »O f b o U b » Huy it at y*»wr d r u g • to r« U. U, U r o s , In c,, W o o d b u ry , o f gossip we O N are T H all E offensiveness agreeii. Bat that the word T “ divulge," which mean» m erel; “ to make known.” shonid have close rela tionship with “ vulgar" will come as a surprise to those who learn for the first time how It s t a r t e d T e t both words hark back to the same deriva tion. "D ivu lge" comes to us from the Latin "divulgare," which consists o f the prefix “ d i" plus "vulgus.“ the name which the Latins gave to the populus or common people. Hence the word means literally to spread among the people, and so to make common or “ vulgar.” I f your ears burn the next time you are about to divulge some information It will be because o f thla little column which delves and tells— let the chips fail where they m a y! lo » « r lo u a w l» * « i* o n « T i; ««wi ra ft.»« i not e, M *. i k o fi. « U * , ta--w»,. 0 » t ta*to tvUku « Ituk « ■ALL * stresst.. N.to To» ASTHMA R O Them ILS quick r r CARBOIL B iV This is nine year-old Betty Lou Coupe nlx*ut to climb aboard the plane riie’s learning to pilot with skill and daring. She Is a student In the school o f Hay J. Solomon, aviation Instructor o f Los Angeles, and tins already handle«] the “ stick” while far aloft. According to her teacher, she shows unusual aptitude; and when she completes her course— which In all prob ability will be within a yenr—she’ll qualify as a full fledged pilot. War Maneuvers on Governors Island <© by McClur* New*pap«r Syndicate ) --------o --------- ~m \ Mttlv», relief In in M A ll PvuAáiSt» — HoftovhtaW C tow»0«a*%Uk Ito k«tav „| s f t M Lloyd Lille, nineteen year old boy smut. Is now a full fledged Indian chief with the title of t hief Fugle lie 1* the only white man with tha exception o f President Foolldge who has ever been so honored by tha Hlnckfoot Indians of Montumi. LIB ERIA’S PRESIDENT •• T t l . i r (lait. » 1 , I! tit I .!»•*. fou r «a h til# , II; IHMHpaM ih n * W I r«rh f l« n of varia- v a r la ilo o , MU H U T .. T« • r w r n t f - l h l r d Straat. P o H T I . A N P , O RK H D N . Hrnpechrd Hutbanda D frplte tbs a«.-rm-jr o f th* [in>co*d- Ihll* o f II. A. O. II. I I . the ■mi’ ll.«» o f thl* j p « r ‘* ni<-r(ln( 1» rn u iln i th* inatubrnihtp lo (row . The Initial* «tuml for the “ Honorable anil An cient Oriler o f llonpo<-ke<! Iliirhninl».“ E ver, Banter Monday the members eaerpe from their wive* to «pend a convivial d i , tog»lh*r. Tide year's festival w ill held at a »errrt tnretlnf place nenr llnllfnx. Bnxlund, and Iha progmiii o f dolug ililnit« Hint aro for bidden In memliern' home« mu . bo at tractive that the walling ll«l Is grow ing. Thu Moduat Maid The Lady— Mary, why don't yoa dust that alntiieT Mary— Really, nindnm, I thought It looked better a bit covered. 1X, b y w w *« N e w «»,n n »r H r n iU m t« \ Far-Sighted Man -W rap a fruit cake In oiled pa per If it Is to he kept a few months and cover It with sugar If It is to be kept a year,“ says the Womans Home Companion. “ And what do you do,” asks the mere man, “ If you »re going to put It In the com er stout; of »he new county courtiiou.se/’’ Cynical bachelor says there Is now only one thing that shows the differ ence ween a woman’s street drew» and negligee, and that Is the street. In the shadow o f cannon that have remained silent since the Revolution, small sons of army officers on Governors island wage vigorous w arfare with their leaden troops. ponnhl Campbell, right, son o f Colonel Campbell, Is launching his attacking party against the forces commanded by T revor Dupuy, son o f Capt. It. E. Dupuy. A soldier referes stands by to see that the Inter national rules o f war are not violated. JOTS FROM HERE AND THERE Farmers o f Spain are taking to A western washing machine mag American antomoblles. nate has given his employees More than 20,000.000 bags o f coffee in celebration o f Ms birthday. Mnj he live long and prosier more, Is th* ! were raised in Brazil fids year. Symptoms o f hookworm disease earnest wish o f his employees. were described by physicians o f on- The .Swedes are said to he shlpplnj 1 »len t Kgypf. Earthquake* are being made by a matches to Lon »Ion In colfin* as ar ••conorny measure- from c»dfins t* 1 Frenchman, who curefuly times and measure* the explosion* to produce offinnalls. the tremors. The first horse car was run in New York city In 1H.T2. Sixty American manufacturers ex hibited at the ( ’ragne sample fair this year. Output o f the British rubber Indus try In tl»e past year was more than llOO.ooo.fioo. A Liverpool bookmaker recently nr- resteíl could not rend or write, and kept all his bets In bin head. Undi'twimd » riiriorwood. President C. I). B. King o f the re public o f Liberia, photographed In Berlin where lie paid n visit to Pres ident Von Iflndcnhtirg o f Germany. Period of Non-Progre§$ The term “ Pnrk Ages” generally describes the enrller centuries o f the Middle ages, the period between nn- clent and modern history. Hallam re gards the Pnrk ages ns beginning with the Rlxth century and ending with the Fifteenth. Tic hi i ah People Many people consider It better to have laughed at everything than never io have laughed at all.— American Magazine. KeepYbur Butter Uniform and HoldYourCustomers Don't wait for your customer* mpl to complain about the variable color of i youi your butter. Keep your butter that golden June' color everybody like* " b by y * putting few drops of Dandelion Butter Color into the chum. It ■* purely vegetable, wholesome and ab solutely tasteless. It meets all Slate and National Food laws All large creameries have used Dandelion B u tler C olor for years. It does not col or buttermilk. You can get the large bo' les for 35c from nil drug or grocery stores. W.S * « « U t a a C. , ta HmrliKgtom. Vrrmmmt FREE «■ s u rfe