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TUE TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON H EM LINES M U ST D IP A B R U P T L Y ; F LA SH Y F A L L SPORTS C O ATS S N A K E S C O T O SLEEP « « e p I l K kn-|n-i say* we're eery 1 qul<k," Mill Hobby lllai'ksueke. “ The keeper soy* we're very quick, lea," Mid Itolaud ItultU-snske. "rim keeper M yi that all anakea are quick," said Clement Cupperlieatl. "He aaya that, hiss, hiss, he Mya that." "Well. If we were free and sot Is the mat , I suppose we would be think ing about golug tu aleep booh ," Mid Itobby, "Yea." Mid Itoland, "I've heard Ihe vlaltura here at llm aoo telling of Ihe sharp cold weather that Is routing on apace," "What do you mean when you My that the sharp, cold weallier la'com Ing on spacer* asked Hobby. "You know what sharp, cold weath er la, dnu't you?" naked Itoland. "Yes, hlaa, lilaa," aald Itobby, "of rourM I know uhat It la." T h e D o c to r In fair waathcr or foul, Mro nighta or aalny day«, 1 hava always found that my car Marta Instantly and performs perfectly with Cham* p io n Snark P lu g s — they're dependable. <• #Ka U iM r C h a m p io n S p a rIC P íu fís Totano. o m o Ï Fo» your p..,aceitón be n o H u ll 2 ï S 3 'd S Â . S i ]| SCH O O L FOR M EN T a w s^ fl— M1SIN«\« t i M > ; i a . r t n H \ M i i l U R hu MU iu tiss>*. N-t»d fur lliffratura. oMtaoM iMtTrruTK o r yic m no lo o v k . M. t . A M i 'l l r m lM M l.iir ^ p w Charleston in Ireland The charleston ha« been Included In the aunual dancing tnurnainenl l>e tween cltlea of Ulster, Ireland. II la nut classed as one of Ihe regular ilaaivc such as the foilrut, uslls and tango, but Is given In a special and separata nmipelltlon The tournament this year was conducted In Victoria hall. Belfast, by the Ulster amateur dancing rliamphmahlp. and every axis leur dancer In Ulster was eligible. The Itral prlM was a loving cup pre sented by Ihe lord mayor of Itelfast, when the contest was Inaugurated three years ago. Mias Katherine Wat son of I terry Judged the trials, and admitted that llelfass bad better danr era than I terry. A Bargain lie (rapturously) — You accept me I Then It's a bargain? Hie (caltuly)—Certainly I I shouldn't baM considered It If It waan t. III nils. An Effective Retort lluaband—"You know, dear. I'm not perfect' \Vlt.>~"oh. )>- b , I know It, but I didn't think you did." A amati radio set devlard for avia tore hy thè United States navy frena mi! s signala even wheu tht plnne’s motore are deaih 6MLDREN 6IY FOR “CASJORIA” Esjtcv ially Prcjiarol for Intant* and Children of All Agri Muther! flet.lier s fattoria has bev-n In use for over 80 yenra to re lleva ha Idea and rhlldreti <>f Conatlpn Iloti. Klatulency, Wlnd Colle and Dlsr- rhes i allaylng PrrerlahncM arlalug therefrom, and. by rrgulatlng thè Htnmach and Ilowela, nlds thè nMlntl lalhm of Fond; glvlng naturai sieri wlthout «platea. The genuine beare signature of do voti surren ék from A L asth MA? _ 1ÌM _ ____ 1« O il«« Tar . I I1RW M _______oalUf f. fcaodk- h-»’1 *** t o w T V ,> ■ «■ »»»» M Ihml at. I ¡u «>*» _____ HALL a BUCKXL N.e Y «k ______ Sad End Young W om an-I tlilua they ought lo rename those dyes you sold nta, and call I hem “ Old Moldler I tyre." Chemist—Because of their Ion* service, I suppose, mndumf Young W oman-No, because they never dye, they fade awny I •W i Don’t glng and Wa Don’t Danes," Said Roland. "Then II la Ih# word apare that bothers you, la Itf" aaked Itoland. “Thai la Ihe bothersome word." said Bobby. "When I said that the sharp, cold weather was coming on apace, or rattier, when I said that the people who have been coining lo the too lately, have Mid so. I im-aAt and they meant or they meant and I meant (which ever way you want to put It!) that It was coming on quickly. "When the sharp, cold wen I her runica on aitare It cornea on with a goodly rush and big r Id strides and cuorutoua cold steps.'* oo<>o<x>oocxcyoooor»r\^cvr>occ->ix>c < T H E W H Y of SUPERSTITIONS By H . I K V I N Ç IC I N Q F YOU aaetdeninlly put on any un i r < dergarment—«no i worn nest the skin—“wrung able out.'* It la an omen of good luck, ’ to not change It back upon discovering ilia mistake, for that would bring bad luck. A publication of tha American Folklore society says: T h is direction Is Intuitively followed by many people who are en tlrely free from cunaeloua stipend! Ilona." Very old people will tell you that when they were children old lieople used to My that undergnrtnettta worn wrong »hie out "kept Hie witches away.” This “ wrong aide out” superstition la a survival of Hie practice hy which our barbarian ancestors sought to "fool" the evil splrlL Joined lo that was the Idea of Ihe evil eye. Ily wearing his gnrinenls Inside ant a man distinguished lilmself, as It wen*, and me avtl spirit particularly Item main doing him harm failed to recog nise him nnd passed him hy. Also Ihe evil eye would be attracted by the singularity of a garment worn wrong side out and let Its baleful glance rest upon that Instead of upon Its wearer. In Ihe far off times when Ihe super- stltutlon had Ita birth man. aa a rule, wore only one garment, that next to his akin. The progress of civilisa tion has Increased the layers of doth Ing upon a man, but the prlmnl super stition at III dings to the prlmnl gar ment to which It first attached Itself and which has now evolved Into un derolothlng. I f: by Mpi'lur. N.wsespsr Syndics** \ I n a mild U s «tlv«( and h«« b««n In u*«* for nitty yrnr« for th« relief of con nttpatlnn. Indltfmtlon nnd atmllnr ntom- nch dltordrra. A trial 111 convince you of It« merit. 30c and fOo bottle«. At «11 riruK'KlntB. O. O. Orecn, Inc., Woodbury* N. i. Deafnci»—Head Noises BELIEVED BY O IL *'M «k Hark • ( I s r s " INMCRT Iff NOSTRIL« AI All (»mgclii« P»tra 91 folikf shwrt "DEAFNESS” un a . o ijs*m«v iw . to rrrrn avb . k . t CARBUNCLESZ^DEATH nollR and earbanrl«« ranee airoi death. Tal a no chance« with home • ma.l«« poul tice« or r*t nBivroitemtitm«. O m application of t'.ARIIOlL (a actonttflo antia*»t>tie) quickly «top« pain nnd draw« out core. (Jet n mneroua 8«c box from your dmmlRt to Iny ami keep it on hand. Money Itack If not aati«fieil. Itan’t auhatttutaa -aak forCARltOlL by numa. • PURLOCK NIAL CO.. NASHVIIsl.«. TKNM. I f f by M rt-lsrs N s n s p a e s r S yn dicats » By J e a n N ew ton Transportation of food to Ute anl mala la quits a problem In any too. and at the Natlooal Zoological park at Washington an effort Is being made to grow provender light on the epoL A large garden Is operated not far from the pens and It suppliea kale, spinach, lettuce, Swiss chard, beet tope and tha like In huge quantities. Even the lawn dippings are fed to the ruminants and water fowl, end trimmings from trees— the leaves, bark and smalt twigs— are accepted greedily by the browsing animals. Recently an orchard was set out and It Is expected that soon all the apples fba’ can be used will be grown right In the park. AN A T T R A C T IV E COSTUME • Castaway is. Mid-Ocean novelty patterning*, which fascinate About 800 miles off Boston tn the The new cloakings are Indeed all North Atlantic the lookout on the that It Is poMlble for Imagination to steamer President Oarfleld taw a conjure for them In the way of clever piece of wreckage. It was a batch patterning. Multi-colored geometric cover with a live object on 1L The treatment murks the new weaves. steamer stopped and rowing out to This trend Is emphasised In each of the wreckage tailora found a Siamese the models In the picture. kitten, wet to the akin and half Many of the new woolens have a starved but atill alive. Where It came tricky way of suodalng the design by from will remain a mystery of the sea. the shading of the yarns Thl t la es It is now a mascot of tb* Garfield's pecially characteristic of thl.-kyam crew.—Capper’s Weekly tweeds chevron «tripes omber strl|>es and small patterned tweeds which Clock’t Good Service are very new In their appearance. A clock that was ticking off the Some trend to the modish rust and leaf browns, other* take on a mellow seconds when George Washington was President Is still keeping accurate pastel blending which Is enchanting. time In the home of W. F. Arms of It I* entirely a matter of choice as ! Mulad. Wash. The dock, according to to whether one s m il tse I c t t , *""'**' a recent check-up tn Ita life history, •!>oru or all-purpose wear be furred baa been running for more than 140 or not furred. There are Just as many years. It was made In Switzerland, coats to be seen in fashion's sports and all the wheels except one are realm which are furless as those which of wood. are showily furred. In fact the new coats run to the extreme of one or Looked Like Old Timet the other. For a week a buffalo timed over When not furred, the practical, al beit very modish coat Is apt to ex (he farms of southwest I isas as did ploit a chin collar of the cloth with bis aULestora when those (arms were prairies. Startled farmers did no« be- a saucy looking scarf tie of the same I f not that then a notched lapel and Here their eyes when they saw the buffalo loping across their fields In vestlgatlon proved the animal had been shipped from Yellowstone park to a ranch near CImmaron and had es caped. to be captured after a week of freedom. Seeking Both T o Clean Straw Hut* A Wise Tip Toungleigh—I'm out for the dust, Olilun— Well, take my advice and get the “ dust" out of Industry. S' • »‘ V < v * - F a s h i o n a b l e B e lts Belts ranging from half Inch to wide hnnillngs of six or even In.-lies, have su Increasing vogue dictions are Hint belts will be Ular. style elgh* pri- uo- *A*V Thought Emerson. é J e í Is tlie seed o f action.— Brooklyn. Now York.—Mra. 0. Hoff mann of 22« Rchaeffer St., w m In o run down condition and could not do her h ou sew ork d'u. suld not .leap at night. Her story la not an unu.ual one. T h o us a n d s of women find them selves In a similar condition at soma time tn their lives. "I found your ad vertisement In my _________________ letter boa," wrote if rs Hermann, "and took Lydia E. FInkham's Vegetable Compound and got relief." Mrs. Hegmann alio todk Lydia E. Plnkham'b Herb Medicine and Lydia E. Plakham’s Fills fnr Constipa tion, with good results. She ssys, "I am recommending your medicines to ail I know who have symptoms the same as min*, sad to others whom I think It will help. You may o m my statement u a testimonial, and I will aaswsr any letters sent to ms by women who would like Information regarding your medicines." Thera are women In your state— perhsps In your town—who have writ ten letters similar to this one telling how much Lydia E. FInkham's Vege table Compound bas helped them. The Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass, will gladly furnish other women with these names upon request. B le S .H K I M ek ln s C m 4< a t H om e----1 p ira ■ - r fu.; ?. r. • . If-n. wcrr-^H. So »ipdriWO nK«anrr- S*n4 l«c for «Ample an«! full In. forma H. C. Olili«. Box JU. Oakland. Calif. D O N T RU INFLAMED LIOS U .Trr—... tn. imuUKL CM H1TCHKLL ET S ULVE. I .taste, ite- SKktebte. Ml. rte» Mr. 1 ), M «II <lnust»U. S «»tete, te. T-VOQ W. N. U . PORTLAND. NO. 40-1927. Pleasant Trip, Except — A Boomlngton girl started out on a 1,000-mtle trip. So optimistic was she that she not only did not carry a spare tire, hut did oot have any repair tools either. On her return recently she was asked how she enjoyed the trip which she took alone. Her answer was: "1 didn't have a bit of tire trouble. 1 told you I woulrfn*L And I only ran out of gas three times and out of money twlco and I only got held up once.” — In dianapolis News. Pity Posterity A Boston doctor says that In 50 years people will be too civilized to kiss. Well, who cares? Very few of us will be csring much about kissing In 50 years,—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Cause and Effect Penley— 1 think the majority of peo ple sleep too much. Miss Keen—And yet you keep ot» writing books Many Visitors Over 80,000 people visited Shake speare’s birtnplare last year and near ly 60.000 Anne Hathaway’s cottage. Some people, after casting a crust of bread upon the waters; think they should get a bowl of milk toast In re turn. Pin thy faith to no man’s sleeve. Hast thou uot two eyes of thine owul —Carlyle. I! V \ * - ' *o*\* -.. V*.C — I / TWO HANDSOME SPORTS COATS lines are superbly lined with metal cloth or some other equally as hand some a contrasting material. Now thal lace touches appear on velvet frock, for both daytime and evening inode, many cascade drapes nnd flounces of cream lace, also black chantllly. are employed to achieve an uneven hemline. S|K>rtswear I. palming Its autumn style picture most gloriously. That which makes the new sports coats smartly distinctive Is the fact of their looking the part of what they ready are. Tills season's sports or travel coat I. unmistakably Ju«’ that. It proclaims the fact of Its Intention tn sturdy weaves, hold colorings and • Charming Frock A charming, easy to-wenr evening frock cornea In black nnd white, the eorsnee In while nnd the skirl In black satin with a clonk In black satin to match, embroidered tn large white flowers. Straw lint* may be denned with liuniprhed rornturiil. Self-Chosen She— The Blanks brag abont their ancestors as though they bad Invent ed them. He— I'm more than half Inclined to think that they did.—Boston Tran- scrlpL W orld Highly Prize« W ritin g« o f Aureliu? W ith Heels to Match Hanford’s Balsam of Inyrrh "Didn't you find your penny. Tom my?” “ No, sir. but my little brother did.' “Then what are you looking for now?** , “ My little brother." — London Tit Bits l i e s OME to mother, dear; she'll kls- VA It and make It better." Isn't this the regulnr thing when a child au.lalne an Injury, real or Imagined! And many a grownup child. marrleC to another grownup child, turns te him a wry face with a half-pained half-playful Indication of a squeezed thumb or a stubbed toe! And lx klaara It and makes It better. I,lttle do they realize, those tndul gent mothers and husbands, that Ir this mock ministration they are hul Imitating the practice of old-time sor eerere who pretended lo cure disease, by sucking the affected part In Iheli superstitious, myth-tenanted age the.* fouml the people easy prey to theli Impositions, but today even the baby la skeptical of Ihe curative powers ol a kiss on a bruised kneel They bunted witches In old New England; what shall we do with thr "pretenders” today? (Copyrt.kt.) ------- « ------- .Marcus Aurelius Is remembered not so much for what he accomplished a« a ltomnn emperor, as for the little notebook In which he Jotted down his thoughts from night to night while In Ills soldier’s tettL He wmte the hook simply ■» * record for him self, not for publication, yet not only did It survive, hut It has been Inins luted Into II language*. It Is safe to predict, says the Christian Science Monitor, that translations will con tinue to be made, for tho "Meditations of Marcus Aurelius" Is n honk nr perennial Interest Though through this hook one la ndmltted to the tn most thoughts of the writer, yet the conception of Marcos Aurelius thal he formed In thl* wav Is not complete. The thoughts, beautiful though they are, are tinged with a certnln and liras. It will he remembered Hint Ihe hoo'a was written when thr rare.* of state were weighing on him, when after hl-1>«s lum struggle to preserve tho rlvlll..itlon of the past he was beginning to question whether It could he preserved. L yd ia E. Pinkhun't Vegetable Compound Has Restored tha 1th c* Thousands C row Food Supplies for Denizen m of Zoo K ISS IN G T H E P A R T The heel* of Ihe Intesi novelty hose mnke their strongest style appeal. Stocking* with a darker lone heel have been most fashionable for street wear, hut now a white sports hose of silk, with hei '• of red. blue, green or black, lo match the trimmings on the white sports shoes, are helng sold for sum mer wear at country cluha nnd resorts For Barbed W ire Cut# Try M.~-t Ss.V tsr am SMUs U sat sstted AS .wms. H ow It Started Nicholas Murray Butler's attempt to ‘smoke out" President Coolldgs on a third term did not loccoed, bul did ■ erlre a story told hut summer wl.ll« Mr. Coolldge was at the White Vine camp In the Adirondack*. According to the gossips the Presi dent was out on one of tha lakes fish ing when tha sky became overcast. Toe boatman remarked that the dark clouds Indicated rain. Mr. Coolldf# made no comment. After a while lha sky grew blacker and tha boatman again remarked that he guessed It was going to rain. Still Mr. Coolldgs was allenL Then came Ihe distant roar of than der. A sharp flash of lightning was followed by another sharp peal of thunder. Rain begun to fall. "W ell." Mid tha President's companion, qoes- tlonlngly, "1 guess we're going to get that shower." The President looked at him and demanded sharply: "What are yoa trying to do, pin me down?"—Bos An geles Times. 0000000000000000000000000» W R O N G SIDE O U T Green’s August Flower LEONARD EAR "Ah, I see. hlM. Iilss," Mid Hobby "They nc-cr llnd anakea wandering away froir. their den. when It Is su tumu tuns. When the spring bus coma and we're Just awaking, we'rs thinking about leaving -but we'rs still about the dens,” Mid Itoland. "True, true," Mid Clement, "every word you IH m la quite, quite true." " I am as quick as a "'nke could be," Mid lloland. "Well, not quite as quick aa a anaka could lie," aald llottby, "for, after all, you ware caught and brought to the x..., ■ "Ho were you," Mid Roland. "Mo were all of us, for that waiter," Mid Clement. "It la really funny. It la really a Joke, hlaa, hlaa," laughed lloland as lie squirmed about, "bow we have a!) talked about oar quickness. * "W hy»" aaked Bobby. "Well, It Is quite true that none of us were so qulc" that wa weren't caught and brought here to the goo," Itolund hlaaed, and wriggled with aniusetueuL "O f course," Mid llohby, "that la true, but then we are naturally very quick, only the keeper and Ida friends who caught aa for the goo were even quicker. We led them a good song and dance, though." "W e don't sing and we dun't dance," Mid Itoland "llut we hlaa and we wriggle, and ifs about the same," »aid Bobby. "Yes, vrr're quick hut the koeje-r of this geo was quicker than any of us," li«bhy laughed. "Souis of Our -rein Uvea were uot caught. "They went wandering nit In the parts where they did not think they would see tna’.y people. They're nous too fond of people." “ People ere none too fond o f them." aald Clement. "I've heard our keeper say that he hat gone and taken all the anakea away from a certain den In the neighborhood because the people have written frightened letters to him. "People are none loo fond of any of us. llut every spring the keepers of the aoo come for nuRnbera of our fam Ity. "Yea, and I'm glad we're here; we've been very happy here. If we had been free we might have been killed The keepers catch ua and keep u> with rare and klndneM and feed us well and give us warmth. "Oh, snakes are not very popular It Is nice to be In a goo where the kee|iere think you're nice." "And," Mid Poland, "It Is wander ful to hear the beauty of the Haulers praised by our special owner ami keeper. Ah, there Is a man who ap predates Itattlesnaka beauty and the gorgeous colors we wear." HXeVyilnM I riH W n *’* tM «* » * 7 1 * 1 m tha "trying on" of a new frock was accompanied hy lha entreaties of a tried and fretted Utter to "stand still, now turn to the left, please, now all around very slowly" —all In lha effort to accom plish a petfadly aeduts and profier even-all around Leur Hast Well, about hemlines, aa ol almost everything else In life, wa modems hava changed onr minds. To be stylish, hemlines, espadally for lha formal frock, simply must dip abruptly at scuta po.fk In their Journey shoo! ankles, that la to My knees. »peaking In the present tense. Which accounts. In part,* for tha fondneM displayed this season by at) lists for grouping at the front or side dusters of plaltlnga and of drapes. The*# are tha cun ning artllh-ee which achlavs tha coveted new erratic hem- llnca which stamp tha frock or skirt a* of this season's vintage. A not her hobby of the mode la tha snug fitted hlpllna. Moat every one of the newer dresses embodies this fea ture. Every device la resort ed to, In current styling to empha»„~' B.ia feature. Tha Idea la to draw the [wirtlon below Ihe waistline about the hips by means of horlsonlal drapes, or diagonal tuck* which uaually culminate at a given side-fastening, perhaps under an Imposing Jeweled buckfe or poMlbly It la a Riled band «bout the bottom of the blouse, or a gypsy girdle sash tied at one aide or a snug yoke to the skirt and so on and no on. The elegantly simple velvet dinner Conn In the picture qualifies In both these style requisites—the Irregular hemline and the snug hlpllna. It alio achieves distinction heenuae of the exquisitely sheer façonne vdvet of which It Is made, showing a black re peat patterning on a georgette back ground. From the shoulder to the hem It la edged with a wide hand of plain velvet, the Mme caught at the vide at the waistline with a handsome Jeweled buckle. This tendency toward an uneven temllne la noted also In two-piece af lernoon frocks. The skirt, which la usually of salin or velvet, brings Its fullness to the front or the aide dip ping with a circular movement or with the aid of plaits or gnfhera. The new movement for the uneven hemline In the formai evening mode, shortens the aklrt at the front. Increas ing the length gradually to the bark uulll It almost touches the floor. The fact that the Inside of the back hem line la conspicuously visible gives the stylist opportunity foe gaining very charming effects. In that these hern- HELP FOR SICK WOMEN Effort to " Pin Down” Preeident a Failure collar, the same Inviting the wearin* of a separate fur. Very advance modes display fur on the cuffs, none on the collar, this absence made up for by the present« of a pert little shoulder cape of the cloth. Outstanding on most utility coats are big generous pockets, these de signed In every conceivable style Belts are an outstanding factor, too In the sports coat mode. These, while not an essential to niodlshness, art nevertheless very expressive of chit especially siiice they arc taking n so many unique details of buckles, am' other metal touches. JUI.IA BOTTOMLEY. lilt . W 'eettrn N «w a p .p «r I n! a t Drc s Ensembles Rosebud Boutonnieres Is seen In many varte- The ensoiiil ■ of light weight mate ties and is n Ilk or georgette. The rials, wooh-i f , in the ahort bolero Jacket varl liter or full length coat, to the thrin •tur, most of the hid for, for thin ■ only three-quarters. length eout- ■ lenient Is wearing slnee the •es. ts skirts to i A budding fad for rosebuds makes these exquisite little flowers the most sought after for boutonnieres In theli natural colorings, rosebuds are helng worn upon coat lapel or frqck shoul der by the French women who set th* fashions that are so swiftly Anieri rnnlxed p : Smart *■ surah In sti: ' Scarfs rfs are of soft ..cl colorings. Plaited Skirts Skirts are full, hut the fullness b achieved hy plaits, so that ihe simigli' silhouette Is malntalued. MSPIRI SAY " B A Y E R A S P I R I N ” - Unless you see the “ Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin prescribed by physi cians and proved safe by millions over 25 years for Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism DOES N O T AFFECT THE HEART i5 ¥ Accept o n ly “ B a y e r” pacltagg w hich contains pro ven d irections. Handy “ Bayer” bozeg of 12 tablets. Also bottle« of 24 and 100— Druggists. Asgtrla Is lbs 11*0« s u t ut Bsret Maaofietur* ef UenoscctL.-scMMtef ot SaUcrllcstld