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THF. TRIBUNE, TURNER, OREGON Arm y Lieutenants Make Flight to Honolulu What’s the f Answer___ o C hildren C ry Fon Q u e s t io n » — N o. 3 I — O f what good U slang to a Ian- (Slays t 2 Who »aid, "Germany r«n bs b*«l- »II. Germany must ha beatoli, Germany win be beataa l*t ^ For M otor Boating If you < 'vn a motor b oil —whether it he »• haiuly out-hoard driven craft or a (urge cabin cruiser— y ou 'll find C ham pion, the better epark plug, more dependable—more e ffic ie n t — and m ore economical. A C m «*tKe* lita n P«as< TSF V ** C h a m p io n S p a r k jP iu ^ s 1 0 LE 1 X 3 . O IO u H iiiu P or yowr pruterrion h r r u n six 'll Chumpivna you b u y w t I n II six w ifliw l CKum pum c u rto n t. J j i H t im iT » i t i « n i M H i A ll n r M l e a I p p i I« »«. \ a t ° u i a »‘ tir O » . IIO I W t a l i m A « * . V a a illa , \V«ah. Snappy Antw er Left Honest With Johnton Hu mud Julmiuib, ¥ ho rtvr|\t*t.l |7,- 87f» for complllAK hU ilictlomiry, Imtl ulmoat «•ihnun(«*U ill« i-uil»-n«c of tliv tMMikavUcm fay whom lu* wim vinployotl, nuj » 11« frcqurotljr urgnl lo toiuitlot* hi* «tisagomroL Andrew Millar, who had iho prlndt>al rhargo o f conducing I he puhlh nil«»o. could not furbenr ii4'kuowU*dgliig itie rvo*l|d of (he !n*l alicvt of (he meuuacrlpl In the follow lug tern**: "Andrew Millar Mod* Id* rompll incut* to Mr. hatuunl Johnaun, with the moltrjr for I hr ln»t Nlirrt of (hr n'l'jr of th* dictionary, and thunk* U«d he tin* done with tilth.** To which John *oi) returned tht* answer: "Haaiuvt Johnson return* his rom- plltnctii* to Mr. Andrew Millar, and t* tery glad to hud (n* lie dor* by hi* not«) thut Andrew Millar ha* fa* erm'* to thank ton! for anything. - M.irWvt for tUchungn. E Who nrst trunslnt*<l "Th# Ars blun Nlyhls" from III» Arabic! 4 — Wlist Is Ihs nains of ths tsrfsst laks In Florida! A What Ja si spsrtsllst, thoroughly »srsnl In ths theory «nil sthlr» of music, defend» Juts an<1 Ixltsvss that out of It si'i: grow s new anil esthetic form o f rsprssalun 7 A When wars ths Olympic games Insllluted! T—What la dlgeatlnn! A What Is spsclflc gravity! a-J efferson Karls was secretary of war lu what 1'reaMent‘a cahlnstT 10—Whal state haring full woman'» suffrage was Aral admitted to lha Union f I t —Which atnta raise» lha moat wheat T 12—What Englishman said: “ Amar ice has a natural has# for tha graataac Continuous am;.I re erar established by m s ir i Telephoto of tlie army tokkrr plane aa It left Sim Francisco on the successful night to Honolulu, made from II— What book ta a perpetuai beat an escort plane by army photographers and transmitted by wire. Above are Its pilot and navigator, M.-ute. L. J. Malt- aallerf laud ami Albert IlngenlM-rger, talking over details o f the venture. 14— Which continent haa tha graataat ait ramea o f topography! 1A - For what great English traga dtan did Ilulwer Lytton writs “ Hlche IB mi " and moat o f hla other drama» and for whom Hobart Browning at tempted u nsure.«fully to wrttat 10— llow many limes did Ty Oobb win tha hatting championship o f tha American league! IT—What la an escalator! 15— Who Invented tbs Incandescent electric lamp! 10 F or what King o f Franca was Ixiulslana named! 2 0 —What secretary o f war later became I’ raaldrnt! A u a . era IIV V O In *11 i ! 0 nt )-.-<1 to S lr o tnatant nn<t M . Ul».. r e li e f t . a n y m « * *.f I I A T f R V R H In t»i w .-rM . o f itM.ney rcfun«lf.*I I ’ r lm | l . Judging b y th e K ing A T rue G am bler *1 am monarch o f all I aurvey.“ “ Say, If you are a king a Jack must be ■ pretty low card." Boy (to girl)—I throw my entire for tune at your feet I Girl—Shall I call It heads or tolls' H ard to Find T o th e Point Mr.—Well, be satisfied I There are worse fellows than 1 am. Mrs.—Oh, don't be sach a pessimist. Wide— "I asked the cook for refer enees." Hubby—“ Silly. You should have asked for sample«.* SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSISTI Colds Pain Mxney I erk t r S r ^ botlle If not eulfed AIMrwler*. m r r x riu cA n }W fi. I 'A K K K R ’ S H A IR B A L S A M ’nn.ImfT Hlope nltln« Uem«v. i» I irwHivwn »»<**• Unir unir i rwiun* •+.X ni R "«tore* C o lo r ••»«* “J fic a n t e t o C»rav *nH FedF«t H uir \ ’ t I I f i Il <Cel Pro*«»#»«. "l-'.t fidili P E R C O n N S Ho may o* Conni. C*l- glb|i« nil pulii, erm iro* com fort to th* . ei;*’ . a e itik ln g **A *. Iftv hy notti o r « t H m *- I ; I ► r. 1.% 1 in minti Works, rat* hoc*«, N. T. V/. N U . rORTLANO, NO. 2«-1927. Lumbago Rheumatism Handy “ Bayer" boxes of 12 tablet* AUo bottle* of 24 and 100— Druggists, twlrta ta the trsd* mirk of BMW Mtevfirroe. or MoeoeivtieMMeotrr «T fUMejlloaeid Some natures can be lonely for ao long that they welcome loneliness. The end o f wisdom la consultation and deliberation— Demosthenes. Don't wait until your ship comet In. Row oat to meet It. Doing good la a luxury, but every body can participate more or leas. The most useful o f all measures la the golden rule. Be Ignorance thy choice, where knowledge leads to woe.— Beattie. Here’s Speedy Relief for Tender, Aching, Swollen Feet Your Druggist Says Emerald Oil Must Give Complete Satisfactioa or Money Cheerfully Refunded. Yottr feet may be so swollen anti In flamed that you think you can't go another step. Y’ our shoes may feel as If they are cutting right Into the flesh. You feel sick all over with the pain and torture and pray for quick relief. What's to be done? Two or three applications o f Moone's Emerald Oil and In fifteen minutes the pain and soreness disappears. A few more sppllcatlons at regular Intervals and the swelling reduces. And as for Soft Corns and Callouses a few applications each night Ht bed time and they Just seem to shrivel right up and scale off. No matter how discouraged you have been with powders, footbaths or other applications. If you have nof tried Emerald Oil then you have something to learn. It's a wonderful formula— this com bination o f essential oils with cam phor and other antlsepUcs so marvel ous that thousands o f bottles are sold annually for reducing varicose or swol- len veins. Every good druggist guarantees the first bottle o f Moone's Emerald Oil. It must end your foot troubles or money back. H a t F ew A d v a n ta g et M o re M o n ey fo r Labor He—I'm poor, but poverty la no dis grace; She— N o; but that's about the only thing that can be said In Its favor. Persons who labor with their hands are being paid, collectively. 27 per cent more than they were twenty-flv« years ago. a O V „ _ N ever Quite Forgotten I don't reckolekt oe ever doing annythlng that I was Just a little ashameu oe hut what sum on# was aura to remember It and every once In a whlla put me In mind ov It—Joab Billings. Baity Buzx sounds am ess'call F L IT Spray clears your h om e o f flies and mos quitoes. It also kills bed bugs, roaches, ants, and their eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to mankind. W ill n ot stain. G et Flit today. E tk im o i Eat B ird Raw The (Irrenland auk or dove-kle la a greatly relished food among th* Eski mos, who eat th* bird raw, biting through the clean feathers Into tha Arm meat of tha breast A hungry Eskimo. It la said, will eat aa many ns too little -auks at ona sitting. This would ha more than could he crow-dad Into four frying pans. The little auks live mainly on shrimp, and their meat la said to he very palatable. They lay their eggs among the rocks, to protect them from enemies. B rier P ip e a N e e d R ett «>*. Neuritis Toothache Accept only “ Bayer” package which contains proven directions. Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh f o r Mosquito Pltem, Sting o f Bee* unit Vc tiontonx Innect* Headache Neuralgia DOES N O T AFFECT THE HEART Dining Room in Summer White House WHAT CAUSES BOILS. T l l l t H A Y i» c o . Hvnnnace. W yo m ln s. T o avoid imitatioaa, aheeya look for the signature o f W A / / ------------ Absolut-! H-rinlfss - No Opiates, Physician» eve.-ywhere recommend it Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for -No. 2 “Stonewall’*” Son in Chicago spelicathm o f CARItO U * pnm in d con tim i«! u *s <»nt a vsnerou* fit* bn* M mmv U<k (I M l m » m 4 w 4 . C O .. NASHVU.LS. T i n n . Caitoria is especitlljr pre pared to relieve Infant* in arms and Children all ages o f Constipation, Flatulency, (\Vind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising there from , and, by rcguLulug the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation o f Food ; giving healthy and natural sleep. Reviving Mutinous Convicts After Surrender —fît 'OS. 2 Michigan and Northwestern tied. A—An earthquake 1* • shaking of part of the earth's crust du* to natu ral subterranean cause*. 4— A dynamo converts mechanical energy Into electrical energy, while a motor convert* electrical energy into mechanical energy. » —M m 6 —Pontiac. T— Moiart. fr—Plateau o f Tibet. Scene nt the Kansan prison, Ijinalug, Kan., after a four-day mutiny o f prisoners was ended. This shows the reviving o f men who la-caiue eihaiisted lu the struggle for freedom, which took on the form o f a freefor-ail 0— ljtu r.n r» battle when part o f them wished to surrender. • The Im possible 10—Colon«! Stanton, o f Pershing's The late Albert J. Iteverldge. ntate* staff. GETS MORE INCOME »min and author, hated divorce or, 11 Francis Beaumont and John rather, be hated the offender* who n .l r h . , . who make divorce necessary. 12—Cincinnati. Once, at nflintier In lndlnna|Kill*, 18— K m w r o f Plttaborgh. the gue*ls di»ctt**ed with pity the cane 14— A plats attached to a revolting j o f a very ndndrabl* woman, th* mother of sewn young children, who Shaft In such a wajr that tha renter* found herself obliged to divorce her of the plate and shaft do not coincide titt*>hnnd. There were obstacle*, flnnn 1A—Ucorge Knatmun. Hal and other. In th* way, and Mr. 1A—Da Solo. Ileverldg* **)l»l; IT - Palin Alto. Fan Antonio and Ite **A divorce 111*«' thl* I* too had, t<vo tarn de la Palma In the ilcilca n war. t It's tike no 1A— The Fifteenth and BUteentb | acramhling an omelet to ratmiv* one renturlea. bad egg.** 10—Aala. 20—Henry Clay. Jungle youth Hestless Youth n I ho flame* In dark«»! Africa Th* Pracbyttrlnn board of foreign ml* S ta tem en t Pu t /stue aloua rr(»orts (lint evangelistic work S q u a rely U p to T e d d y In west Africa Is becoming Increa* “ Ilara any of you children had a j Infcly difficult. In the old day* the h‘ *ys and glrla stayed at homo and birthday tha last week V Mrs. Moe- obeyed the tribal law*. Now they go row. the Sunday school teacher, asked. Three o f her puptls raised their j dinning off to other tribe* while still in their *1**nt, and the dusky riders he tide. "Well. Chart»» and Betty and Jim do not know how to handle them. Apparently this -revolt o f youth** I* mie, you msy come forward and pnt going on In the Jungle as well n* In your birthday pennies In Cha birthday the United Slut**.—tapper's Weekly. b oi." Lady Dunsford, the former Mrs. Tha three inarched proudly to the Guinevere Sinclair Gould, who has front and dropped In thelg pennies. As had her income raised by a decision Prehistoric people of Central Amer each child dropped the pennlea Mrs. nt Newark, X. J., o f Vice Chancellor ica and Mexico unni oll centuries Inv Morrow counted eo all could hear. Backes. 1'ermtssion was granted her fore American oil well* were "dlscov* Flea for Charlaa, all Air Betty and— to convert securities comprising ■ **r«*d” and developed. “ Why. Jlrnmla, you're more than 91,900,000 trust fund from her hus threa years o ld !“ Mrs. Morrow ai- band's estate Into securities paying W h * l y o * .1«** 14« to | » t rM o f W o r m * Of clalmail. Jimmie had dropped In three T a p . w o rm . * • ( ih n tn»<tl In« t h a t w i ll «•«pul A grandson o f "Stonewall" Jaekson, Civil war general, has been appointed more than 3V4 i>er cent Interest. th n n w l 'h o n * ito t» l»r. i v a r x * penulve and started bark to hi* »eat •fcuL'* I I I I H o rl e t .. N. T. A tlv. head of the 1'nlverslty o f Chicago department of military (clence and tactics. “ Yea'in," Jimmie agreed readily, He Is MaJ. Thomas Jackson Christian, and Is seen shore, nt right, chatting with MaJ. F. M. ltarrows, whom ho succeeds. Major Chrlstiun is a graduate If we nil only cnretl ns much for “ I’ m all." TO EMULATE LINDY “ But you only dropped In threa pen o f West i'olnt In the class o f 1011. the great population* of cities u* we nlea," protested the teacher. Ink* pride In their numl>eni! “ Tee, hut I’ m twtna," Jlrnmla ei- plalned. “ Teddy couldn't come to Sun day arhee! this morning, bnt It was half hla birthday, and hail hars to bet Is *nd rar-hom-lM *ro tho roaalt o f Im« % mvm Hwt or inf«rtkm o f tho »kin. It <• hard put In th# other three rants.*—Kan to .lotwrmin« tho «« set cation hut f-A ltl« )|L V*U 1 s i r * quick roliof. No m% i w n iv g OMVmttsn sas City Star. •« nortwosry ns ons l>rompt!jr slo ps th s draw * out tho cm * . fo s n you r druinrfat. b rU R L O C K -N IA L M O T H E R Fletcher’. Brier pipe» are dyed with a harm Ifsa dye, simitar to that used for dye tng Easier eggs, Th* gloee ta ob tallied by polishing after the pip* has been dyed. In smoking briar pipes, th* tobacco should he taken out after each smoking and tha pip« left dry. It Is essential that the pipe ha allowed to rest a day after being snicked. A per eon should have nt least two pipes In order that he can allow the one he hna been smoking to remain unuaed for a day. Till* i* th»' plenaatit »lining room in the Month Dakota State Cíame lodge In tho lUnck Hill*, which has become tho summer White House. OF INTEREST TO EV ERYBODY A fclnipte |»l«ve of nppnratu* which text* the alignment v*f automobll* wheel*« ha* been invented. A bacterial dloeaae which I* deadly to the prickly pear cactus Is to he In troduced Into Australia lo ci inhat the cactUR pest. A glue which retain* considerable strength when wet ha* heel) produced by the T’ nlted States forest product* The Vo» i organ* o f a hint are nt the bolt • ( the larynx. Instead of the top ». - i i a man. The 1 i ' Mate* for»'*t service Is Invest Ignt i he question o f what tree* arc . often struck by light- nlng. Assembli » »nd* are being com plot od it) il a. Fla., for winter meeting* • ptists and other de- nominatici DESTROYS Mme. Luba ritllllps, Russian avla- trix, who will attempt a transatlantic flight frein Roosevelt field. New York, to France. N ow Italian T erritory Coastland I* the northern part of Italy, formerly a pari o f Austria, and called Kustenland. It comprises the former crow'nlands o f Trieste, Uorft- xln, (¡radixen and Istrln, with a p«)pu- Intlon o f 900,000, and was ceiled to Italy at the close o f the World war. Daylight in the Mines In Wyoming a great coal mining company mounts floodlight projectors at strategic points to bathe whole sec tlons of the win kings with Illumination Flies Mosquitoes Moths Ants Bed Bugs Roaches Travelers Should Carry Cuticura Drily use of the Soep and Ointment re move* the dust and grime of travel, allays irritation, mlneae and roughness of the face and hand«, and keeps the ekin toff end clear under all condition« of exposure. Cuticura Talcum la fragrant, cooling and refreshing, an ideal toilet powder. Soae B * Olrim oi« S and Stt. T r i m 9 * SoM rrm r- wheF« Sam ple each f r » « . * »-1— f '■‘V i l n r i lafcrr steit—. Daqt ■ I. m m ~ C u b e . 5 k * v ie s S lick 2 S c.