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IN LIGHTER VEIN ;
Few men have their faces on bank
notes, but most of us would be satisfied
if we could only get our hands on them.
The latest social reformer says that
six hours work a day is enough to keep
the world agoing. He should. go out on;
some farm in harvest time.
Mary had a mule,
It followed her to school,
The teacher, was a fool,
He went behind the mule,
And hit it with a rule,
And then there wasn't any &chool.-Ex.
English Maid " Your flag makes me
think of a piece of striped stick candy."
Young American "Yes.' but as you
see, no one ever tries to lick it." Ex.
A city girl was invited to the country
to dine. When they were seated at the
table, the girl, noticing honey on the
table, said, "Oh! I see, you have a bee."
-Ex.
She "How kind of vou to bring me
these flowers. I think there is some
dew on them yet."
He "Y-e-s. ' There's a little, but I'll
pay that tomorrow " Ex. . "V."
Judge "Well, will you kindly tell
me which way the stairs run in your
house?" : y
Excited Dutchman "Vitch vay the
stairs run in my house? Vhy, ven I am
oop stairs dey run down, und ven T am
down stairs, dey run pop." Ex.
Father "So you interviewed her
father last night, eh? Did you make
him toe the mark?"
Son "Yes, dad, I was the mark." Ex.
Mr. Rosen burg' (tearfully)
"Bromise, o bromise, mein boy, dat you
will make mein daughter liauppuy."
Young Goldstein b risky I
guarrantees berfect satisfaction, Meester
Rosenburg, or I return der goots. Ex.
"I'm deaf but I m not dumb," said the
phonograph.
"You're pinched," paid the crab to the
fisherman.
"I'm all mixed up," said the hash.
"I'm driven to death," aid the hearse.
"I m stuck," said the postage stamp.
"I'm in a hole," said the wood-chuck.
"I've been stung," said the bee-catcher.
"You're in the soup," said the celery
to the rice. Ex.