Weekly Chemawa American., February 14, 1908, Image 10

Gents' Furnishings of all Hinds j
The best line of Fall and Winter Suits, Shirts, Ties, oto. 't
, Come in for all the latest and up-to-date styles in Clothing, &
. '
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Commercial Street
Solem, Oregon.
CALIFORNIA DAftERY
Our Bread is Sweet and Frefdi
JUST LtKfi MOTHER'S,:
93 Court Street
EPLEY & OL1NGER
DENTISTS
New Office over Barr'a
Cor. State & Liberty St, Salem, Oregcn,
Jf Fresb Supply of
GROCERIES
At the right price, at home where you
Ciin see what you are buying,
R.. G. Henderson
TSe "Sfxa" : mas
, We have a fine line of Xmas candies,
A large assortment and can make you
a good price,
Also a nice selection of
Fancy Candy Boxes state si
FOR- FIRST CLASS GROCERIES
GO TO
flv E. Earvey
499, - -: COURT "ST.
; R 6' ERIE S.
Vegetables; Fresh Fruit, etc., largest
stock" in Salem, at prices - that will
'make you a steady, and satisfied cus
tomer. Goods delivered at Chomawa
daily, ....
lUcllcr Bros,
IN LIGHTER VEIN
Couldn't be "Ha! ha! ha!'1 ranted Hi
Tragedy, in the dungeon scene, t(l'm
mad, mad, mad!" -
"I'll bet," yelled a voice from the gal
lery, "you ain't near as mad as ns fel
lows who paid to get in."
"Shall I brain.. him?'1. said tho hazor,
And the victim's courage fled.
uYou can't, he's a freshie,
Just hit him on the head." Ex.
Doctor "I diagnose all sicknesses
from the patients eyes. Now your right
eye tells me your kidneys are affected."
Patient " Excuse me, doctor, hut my
right eye is a glass eye." Ex.
"Say pa, won't you buy me a drum?"
"No, I'm afraid you'll disturb me with
the noise." .
"No, I won't pa; I'll only drum when
you're asleep." Life;